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what the f--

- It's large item pick up day. - Can't it wait?

oh.

I don't have a good grip.

- Funny, you look strong, but nope.

- Yeah, well, I don't have your training in bar brawls.

- Remember that time I got arrested?

- Oh, when you used your one call to let me know

That you wouldn't be home for dinner.

- See, I can be thoughtful.

- Ok, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Ok.

- Since we're reminiscing, do you remember when you told me

That my dad was a nasa astronaut named ziggy stardust?

aw. You were so gullible.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I got acquainted with him last night.

Turns out his name's alistair, from ottawa.

Wait, no, I'm not ready! Hey, I'm not ready!

Well, I'm glad we had this talk.

- ♪ ok, bep-bep-boo! ♪

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why are you still in your jammies?

- I miss fluffy and charlie.

- Oh, baby.

I know things are weird right now,

But it's going to be fun staying

At grandma's for a couple nights.

- Hmm.

- And... How about

I swing by the house and pick up fluffy and charlie?

- Yay!

Fluffy and charlie!

Fluffy and charlie! - Whoa!

- Fluffy and charlie! - So, what's the plan, genius?

- Plan? - Yeah.

- I don't know, mom. I wasn't exactly planning this.

Everything I own is still at ting's house.

My wallet, my keys, my earrings. - Ok.

Maybe you and ting are just going through a rough patch.

- It's not a patch! It's my life!

- No. - Ok, so what?

You're just gonna wait until ting's gone

And then break into his house and steal all your stuff back?

- Oh, that's a great idea!

You're so good at this.

- Oh, my god! No, I was kidding. Come on.

You can't keep avoiding him.

- I'm avoiding? When were you going to tell me about alistair?

- There's nothing to tell.

I got pregnant and he left. End of story.

- Super shamou!

- Hey, super shamou.

Backpack. - Hi, babe.

bye, grandma! See you later!

- You know, you're not really using my old bedroom.

Maybe bun and I could... - No, I am using this room.

To store my knick-knacks.

- Huh. Your knick-knacks.

- Yeah. My knick-knacks.

- What kind of knick-knacks? - All my knick-knacks!

- Fine, but I gotta pick up my stuff today,

So I'm taking the skidoo.

I'll pick you up after school, ok?

- Ok. Don't forget fluffy and charlie!

- I promise.

She thinks she's so ever.

I wonder if ting's single now.

Tv's not working.

I must have the wrong room.

I was looking for somebody else. - Yep, I know that voice.

- Who the hell is he?

- That's kuuk. He's my associate.

Hotel is full, so we're sharing. - Good to meet you.

- You need to leave town.

- Yeah, real nice to see you too, neevee.

- No, I'm serious. - I can't!

I'm here on a contract. - Yeah? That's not gonna work.

- Why didn't you tell me that I had a daughter?

Hey.

- Kuuk? - Yeah?

- You mind giving us some privacy?

- Yeah. I'll get some coffee or something like that.

- Yeah, coffee's good. - Coffees, coffees, coffees.

Ok, but one or two? - Kuuk.

- Yeah.

Bye, nice to meet you.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- What's there to tell? You left.

- Yeah, I left when you told me to get the hell out of town.

- Yeah, you didn't have to take me so seriously.

- You burned my car. - Excuses.

- Yeah, well, you haven't changed one bit.

- Yeah, and you got fat. - And you look great.

- Look, siaja is going through a lot right now.

So you just stay away from her. Got it?

And put some clothes on. There's kids in this town. Tss.

Jeez!

- Heh.

Mm-mm. - Your loss.

- Thank you so much. - Why are you still home?

Hi, can I speak with flight control, please?

Hey, brian, can you text me when ting gets to work?

Ok. Nakurmiik.

Huh?

Yes, he's single again.

Ok, fluffy and charlie, I'll be back.

no.

no, no! Grr!

- Homewrecker!

- You're using that word wrong, lucy!

- Listen up, radioland, I'm gonna need

Someone to bring me two bacon sriracha sandwiches

And a gatorade as soon as possible, please.

My life depends on it. Thank you.

- Hey, sorry for barging in,

But I sort of have a 9-1-1 situation happening.

Can you fix the skidoo? - Come on, I'm maori.

Plus, just got my nails done. Ask millie.

- Ugh. - Hey!

Nice sunglasses... Inside.

- How are you not more hungover?

I hate you so much right now.

- Let's keep this on the down low, but I need

To break into tink's house, which I know is a felony,

But that's my stuff, and I need it,

And I'm in desperate need of a vehicle,

So could I maybe borrow one of yours?

- Jason's got it. - Crashed it.

- What about liam? - We broke up months ago.

- Shit. I'm sorry.

I should have known that.

And I vow to be a better friend once I figure this out.

Hey...

Am I a loser? - No. Why do you ask?

- I just blew up my life without any sort of plan.

You know, no job, no ride, no home.

- No clue. - Millie!

- Well... - No, she's right.

I have no clue what to do next.

- It's a long ass wait list, but you can ask elisapee

For a housing application.

- Thank you. I will. - Siaja...

You did what you had to do. Right, millie?

garbage.

all right.

I got it.

Let it all out. - I didn't even eat corn.

- Look who the devil brought in.

- Hey, elisapee.

Uh, could I get a housing application?

- Don't hold your breath.

- Jeffrey, why would I disrespect you?

I told you I was sorry. Can't you accept my apology?

- You're not listening to me, helen.

- You know how much I care about this community.

- All I'm saying is, I'm one man doing a three-man job.

- So that's it, you're just gonna quit, no warning?

- Louise is parked out back. I'm going back to my shoe.

- Argh! - I can do it.

- Do what? - Large-item pickup.

You're down an employee.

So hire me. - I don't think so.

- I kind of owe you for how things went down last night.

- How things went down? Siaja, you...

- Come on! You fingered the whole town.

- Elisapee's right, there were elders there last night

That probably haven't been fingered their entire lives.

Siaja, this community centre is my home.

The way you treated my guests last night is unacceptable.

- And I'm deeply sorry!

But please, just give me a chance to make it up to you,

Even if it's just for today.

- Can you drive a flatbed?

Mm-hmm.

argh! Uh...

Ok. No.

Uh...

Just kidding. Heh.

Oh, my god.

Can you not? - Not what?

- Watch me?

- Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll just... Yeah.

- ♪♪ I'm a match, she's kerosene ♪

♪ you know she's gonna burn down everything ♪

♪ she's an arsonist in her pass time ♪

♪ and I've been burned for the last time ♪

♪ time, time, time, whoa ♪

♪ I've been burned for the last time ♪♪

- Go to work, bro.

You shovel an elder's steps once.

- This one goes out to anybody out there

Who's doing their best to figure things out.

From 1995,

This is alanis morissette's "you learn."

- ♪♪ I recommend walking around naked in your living room ♪

♪ swallow it down ♪

♪ what a jagged little pill ♪

♪ it feels so good ♪

♪ swimming in your stomach ♪

♪ wait until the dust settles ♪

♪ you live, you learn ♪

♪ you love, you learn ♪

♪ you cry, you learn ♪

♪ you lose, you learn ♪

♪ you learn ♪

♪ you bleed, you learn ♪

♪ you scream, you learn ♪

♪ I recommend biting off more than you can chew ♪

Ah!

♪ I certainly do ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ recommend sticking your foot in your mouth

♪ at any time ♪

♪ feel free ♪

- Hey, maybe this will help.

- Thanks a lot, siaja.

- ♪ hold it up ♪

♪ to the rays ♪

♪ you wait and see ♪

- Yes! Yes!

Ok, I gotta wrap this up.

♪ you cry, you learn ♪

♪ you lose, you learn ♪

♪ you scream, you learn ♪♪

- Ok. - You a trash man now?

- No freeloading, remember?

- You know that flatbed goes up and down, right?

- It does? - Yeah. Pull that lever up.

- So you're the new me, eh? - Just for today.

- Watch out, helen will drive you nuts

With all the extra things she wants you to do.

And for no pay! - Is that why you quit?

- Nah, it's 'cause she doesn't listen.

- Yeah, I get that. - And she's mean.

I go out of my way to give her a hand,

And she'll say stuff like,

"what can you do when you live in a shoe?"

- Jeffrey, that's like an old white lady saying.

Like... Ajurnarmat.

Nothing can be done.

- Oh, I thought she was making fun of me

'cause I live at the dump.

- Well... Helen might be tough,

But this job is freaking impossible.

Nobody but you can do it day in and day out.

Well, got to go commit a felony for bun.

I hope ting left the key in the secret spot.

- Your best bet is to try his back window.

- Ok! Ok!

- Hello? Ting?

I made you your favourite,

Macaroni and hot dogs.

- This one's for you, bun.

Ting?

Hello?

Ting?

No! Where's charlie?

- I know life is really lonely right now.

- Charlie! - Don't shut out the world!

Hey, judy! Don't tell ting I was here!

Girl code! I'm so sorry!

- Siaja... - I owe you a casserole!

- You don't like it, I hear you. All right.

Thanks for calling. Bye-bye. Damn it!

Why is everybody complaining about salt on the steps?

- Oh! Was that you?

- Yes! It's slippery, for safety!

- It ruins our kamiks.

Our seal-skin boots? - I know what "kah-meeks" are.

- Oh, well, it wrecks the soles

Because they're not chemically treated.

So maybe try sand instead?

- I have been salting the steps for years.

Why didn't anyone ever say anything to me?

Thank you for sharing your traditional knowledge with me.

- You're welcome. - Namaste.

- Oh! I have money for you!

- Oh, thank you. - For today.

thanks again.

Go for helen. Yes, I know it should be sand.

I don't know who is putting salt on the steps.

It's ridiculous.

seriously?

What are you doing here? - He brought my skidoo back.

So I invited him in. - Ok.

Thank you. You can go now.

- Siaja, we're worried about you.

- Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha.

- See, I told you she hasn't been herself.

- What? I'm fine.

I'm thriving.

I did large item pickup today.

Everyone sees the musk ox, right?

- It's from when we first got together, remember?

Oh!

Oh, my god! Was this the plan?

To remind me of better days with a stuffed musk ox?

- You said it was like our love, wild and free.

- No, you said that! - Ok, guys, calm down.

- Look, I can admit I made a mistake yesterday.

You made... More.

You were scared and, you know, you acted irrationally.

- Don't talk to me like I'm crazy!

- You broke into our house!

- Ok, yeah. I did do that.

- Come on! I would have let you in, siaja!

I'm not a monster. - I know that, ting!

You're charming, and you're actually

A really great dad, but...

I've been dying inside for a long time,

And you never noticed.

- You really think you could do better than me?

ataata!

- Ah! My little shamou.

- Mm! Are we going home? - Bun, remember?

You and I are going to stay with grandma.

But your ataata will pick you up after school tomorrow.

- Right. Yeah.

It's going to be super fun.

And look who I brought over,

Fluffy and charlie, to keep you company.

- Thank you, ataata! - You know what, bun?

I have a perfect place for this.

Come here.

- You're making a big mistake.

Hi, helen.

Everyone's been calling me, saying what a good job you did.

Oh. Really?

- I know it's weird, but I...

I kind of liked helping people get rid

Of the things that were holding them back.

I might need a tetanus shot, though.

- Also, jeffrey called, and he said

That you cleared things up and that he'll be

Back next week, so... Thank you.

- Oh. Um... You're welcome.

Well, I'd like to offer you a job as my ea.

I know it's not what you wanted. - I'll do it! I'll do it!

I'll do it! - Great. You start on Monday.

- Who's the loser now, bitch?

Mom?

- In here.

- Thank you, mom.

- I hope you know what you're doing,

Because being a single mom is the hardest job in the world.

- Speaking of jobs... I got one today.

Working for helen.

What?

What? What's so funny?

- ♪♪ so somebody please riddle me ♪

♪ why this still don't feel like quite ♪

♪ like it's supposed to ♪

Woo! ♪ yeah, this still feels like ♪

♪ a conor mcgregor fight ♪