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[upbeat music]
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- [chuckles]
- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- I don't want to overreact
because it's Gabby,
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but she's been in her car
the last 10 minutes
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crying and listening to Adele.
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- Oh, my gosh,
why didn't anybody tell me
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Gabby had a date last night?
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Emmett!
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- One Gabby special coming up.
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- Better make it
chocolate chip.
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Sounds like we're
"rolling in the deep."
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- What's going on?
Is Gabby OK?
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- She will be.
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It's just that she's got
such a huge heart,
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when it breaks, doves cry.
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[bell dings]
- Order up.
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- She gets that upset
after one date with a guy?
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- One date, two dates--
it doesn't matter.
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If he's leaving,
she's grieving.
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- [sniffles]
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[cheerfully]
Afternoon, everybody.
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- Hey, Gabby.
[laughs]
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Do you want some eyedrops?
They're a little red.
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- Oh.
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Well, it's not because
I've been crying.
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I've been...
getting high in my car.
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- That's OK.
That's OK.
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I mean, it's not OK that you've
been getting high before work,
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but I'm gonna
let it slide because--
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- It's Forgive a Felony Day.
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- Right, yes!
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That's it, yeah.
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Oh, and looky here.
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I accidentally made
an extra root beer float.
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Anybody want this?
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- Ooh, I do.
- No!
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Gabby already called for it,
right, Gabby?
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- Oh, I don't remember.
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- Right, 'cause you're high.
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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I be cheechin'.
Yeah.
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both: [mouth words]
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- Why don't you go
and enjoy that in my office?
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You can also sit in my chair.
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- Ooh, can I spin?
- No. Off you go.
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Poor thing.
I feel so bad for her.
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Wish I could help her
with the dating, but shoot,
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I haven't dated since--
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well, back when
we called it courtin'.
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- Well, isn't she on the apps?
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What's her profile like?
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Maybe she's sending
the wrong message.
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- I have no idea.
She won't show us.
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- Well, then maybe
we'll just have
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to give her some incentive.
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- How about we get her tickets
to the picture show?
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I'm just joking.
I'm not that old.
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[laughs]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Sometimes it feels like
a big ol' fight ♪
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{\an8}♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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{\an8}♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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- It's really good.
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- Keep the glass.
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We need to talk to you.
- Yeah, what's going on?
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{\an8}- I have convinced Bobbie
to get on the dating apps.
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{\an8}- [gasps, scoffs]
At your age?
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{\an8}Oh, my gosh.
That is so brave.
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{\an8}- You're brave to say that.
I'm out.
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{\an8}- And we will let you
help us create it.
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{\an8}But--but you have to
also let us look at yours
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{\an8}and make changes
if we think you need them.
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{\an8}- What do you need
to do that for?
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{\an8}- 'Cause I don't like
the guys you've been dating.
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{\an8}And Isabella could help us
bring in somebody better.
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{\an8}Take it or leave it.
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{\an8}- OK!
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{\an8}But neither of you can
repeat what's in there.
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{\an8}- What is so awful about you
that I don't already know?
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{\an8}- Your real name is Blanche?
- Shh!
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{\an8}- So how come we've
been calling you Gabby?
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{\an8}- Because when I was five,
"The Golden Girls" came out,
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{\an8}and my mom was afraid everyone
would think I was easy.
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{\an8}So she started calling me
Gabby because I talked
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{\an8}until I got on her last nerve.
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{\an8}- Wow, Gabby, you have put
down a lot of information.
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{\an8}- Yeah, of course.
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{\an8}You know, I figured the more
that they know about me,
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{\an8}the better my chances they'll
find something they like.
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{\an8}I can be whoever
they want me to be.
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{\an8}- And you say that right here
on prompt five.
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{\an8}- I think you put down
way too much.
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- Well, I agree with Bobbie.
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Too much information
can be bad.
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- Right.
Preserve the mystery of Gabby.
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Who is she?
What's she like?
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Does she know she has
root beer on her chin?
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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I got the scoop on
why Gabby needed
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that chocolate chip special.
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- Really?
She told you about that?
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- No, but I've been
sitting here for so long
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that if I don't move,
it's like she can't see me.
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She's like a T. rex.
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- What happened?
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- Sounds like the guy left her
hanging at the restaurant.
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- Ooh.
- Cold.
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- The worst.
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- No.
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The worst was the guy
that broke up
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with her Christmas morning.
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Left a note in her stocking.
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- Was that
the sign spinner guy?
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- No, I think it was
the ventriloquist.
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- I thought he'd be different.
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He was talented.
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- Well, I guess making
a doll talk and dating
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are two different things.
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- We didn't even
get to know what
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this new guy did for a living.
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- Oh, I found out.
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Unicycle rider.
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- I guess he felt like
she was a second wheel.
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[chuckling]
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- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
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- Who?
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- We were being insensitive.
I apologize.
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- What were you being
insensitive about?
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- Nothing.
- What?
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- The weird men you date.
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- Seriously?
What are you on, truth serum?
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- No, it's OK.
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I feel like my luck's
gonna change now that
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Bobbie's on the apps with me.
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- Say what now?
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- Oh, yeah.
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She came to me and wanted
my help getting some dates.
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- It felt good to apologize.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, my gosh.
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I thought that was a sweater.
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He's not wearing a shirt.
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Eh, what the heck?
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- Do men really think
pickleball is sexy?
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- Here's those glasses
you were asking for.
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- I didn't ask for any glasses.
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Did you, Gabby?
- Not me.
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- Huh.
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I thought I heard somebody
calling for glasses.
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- You expecting a tip?
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- No, I'm not.
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I just noticed
you were checking
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your phone a lot tonight.
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- Do you hear me checking
from the kitchen?
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I swear,
you're acting so strange.
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- It's not strange.
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I just heard from
somewhere that you were
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on a dating app, that's all.
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- It was me.
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I told you a half hour ago.
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- So, uh, those any good?
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- What do you care?
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It's not like
you're ever gonna use them.
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- Why not?
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- Because you
don't like people.
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- You don't have to like
someone to date them.
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- OK, in answer to your
question, these apps are great.
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I had no idea
there were so many attractive,
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eligible men in Knoxville.
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- That's good to know.
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- Emmett, glasses?
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- No, thanks.
I got some.
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- Are you really getting
a lot of matches?
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- I didn't say that.
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I said there were
a lot of eligible men,
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and not a dang one of them
has chosen me.
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You?
- One.
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But then he messaged me
and said that his finger
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sometimes spasms,
so it was a mistake.
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- Are you sure this app isn't
broken, or they're just mean
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and they're trying to
hurt our feelings?
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- Now do you see why
I get so upset
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when a date doesn't work out?
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It's hard enough just finding
a man to go out with me.
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- Well, let's give it
just a little more time.
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- You know what?
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Bobbie, I've given it
enough time.
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I just need to accept
the fact that
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I'm gonna spend the rest of
my life alone and unhappy.
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Oh, God, sweater guy said no.
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- That didn't look good.
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- It wasn't.
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Why didn't you tell me
these apps
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hardly ever give you matches?
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- Well, it's always worked great
for my friends.
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But they could have been lying.
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They're big liars.
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- I swear, yesterday,
I felt great about myself,
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and 10 minutes on this thing
and I'm crushed
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because an entrepreneur
who can't spell "entrepreneur"
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doesn't like me.
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- Well, maybe Gabby
should get off the apps
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and try to meet someone
in person.
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- Well, maybe she needs
to stop thinking
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she needs a man to be happy.
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- So how are you
gonna convince Gabby
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she doesn't need a guy?
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- Well, we tried
your sneaky way.
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Now let's try mine.
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[phone dings]
Oh, I got a match!
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Dang it.
Just an ad.
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- Oh.
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- 30% off a walk-in tub.
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Look at that.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Emmett.
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Did I ever introduce you
to my cousin, Amalia?
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She's single
and a truly terrible person.
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- What?
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- Yeah, you said you don't have
to like someone to date them,
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so she's perfect.
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- That's not nice, Steve.
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He should start with irritating
before he steps up to terrible.
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- Oh, ho, ho.
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You little boys think
you're funny, don't you?
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- This little boy does.
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Takoda?
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- I make my wife laugh.
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- City park and a bus stop.
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- What's that?
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- That's where I kick
both your asses.
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- We should get back to work.
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- Uh, so what's this
special event
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that Bobbie has us
working tonight?
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- Oh, she's gathering a group
of successful, happy women
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without partners
to convince Gabby
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she should give up on love.
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- That doesn't
sound like Bobbie.
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- 'Cause it's not.
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She wants Gabby to understand
she shouldn't base
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her happiness on
being in a relationship.
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- I think you're funny.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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What's going on?
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Gabby ain't talking to anybody.
252
00:10:23,634 --> 00:10:27,151
I didn't think
that was even possible.
253
00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:29,174
- You guys said this party
would cheer me up.
254
00:10:29,175 --> 00:10:30,569
Well, I shaved my legs,
255
00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:34,119
and the only guys here
are the ones I already know.
256
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,612
- OK,
that's the Blanche talking.
257
00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:37,404
Let's bring it down.
258
00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:42,182
- Listen, I know that
you're trying to help,
259
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,371
but I'm starting to feel
very uncomfortable.
260
00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:46,595
- What are you talking about?
I'm not trying to help.
261
00:10:46,596 --> 00:10:48,420
Are you, Isabella?
- Of course not.
262
00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,184
- Yeah.
263
00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:51,838
- We're both very
self-centered.
264
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:54,459
- So it's just a coincidence
that all of these women
265
00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:58,109
are successful and don't
have husbands or boyfriends?
266
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,166
- Oh, my gosh.
You're right.
267
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,356
That never occurred to me.
268
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,811
- I just don't think it's right
to let all of these women think
269
00:11:04,812 --> 00:11:08,362
they have a shot at all this.
270
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,253
- What?
271
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,775
- She thinks
the ladies' night is, uh...
272
00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:16,026
[raunchy voice]
"Ladies' night."
273
00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:18,980
- Of course, if you're curious,
I'll support you.
274
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:21,170
You know, it's--
it's just not for me--
275
00:11:21,171 --> 00:11:23,359
yet.
276
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,844
- These ladies are here because
they're perfect examples
277
00:11:26,845 --> 00:11:28,900
that you don't need a man
to be happy.
278
00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,327
- Yeah, we think you
put too much pressure
279
00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:32,883
on yourself to find someone.
280
00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:34,940
- But I want a man
in my life to love me.
281
00:11:34,941 --> 00:11:36,168
- Yeah, it's not like
we don't want you
282
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:37,893
to find someone that loves you.
We do.
283
00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:40,249
- And being alone doesn't
have to mean being unhappy.
284
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,937
- So do me a favor
and talk to these ladies.
285
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:45,723
You'll see.
They're happy with their lives.
286
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,847
And you can be, too.
287
00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:49,606
- OK.
- Great.
288
00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:51,166
- I'll give it a try.
- OK.
289
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,621
- Oh, and if you do decide
to switch teams,
290
00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:56,708
the tall blonde is a player.
291
00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:01,285
♪ ♪
292
00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:03,973
- You know what I like
about an all women's event?
293
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,699
Less burping.
294
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,884
- And an open bar
with no fights.
295
00:12:08,885 --> 00:12:11,041
- Well, you're missing
the scuffle out back.
296
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,033
One woman just took off
her earrings.
297
00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:17,445
- Bye.
298
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,170
Oh, thank you so much.
299
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,759
OK, I will see you
at rugby, Carla.
300
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,716
OK?
301
00:12:23,717 --> 00:12:27,598
[sighs]
This was wonderful.
302
00:12:27,599 --> 00:12:29,556
- Sounded like
you had a nice night.
303
00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:31,812
- Better than nice.
Incredible.
304
00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,903
- All right, then.
Spill the tea.
305
00:12:33,904 --> 00:12:34,931
- Yeah, come on.
306
00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:36,790
- So you were right.
307
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,709
All those ladies have
wonderful lives and families.
308
00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,601
- I told you!
I told her!
309
00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:43,028
- Calm down.
I was here, too.
310
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,321
- I forgot.
311
00:12:44,322 --> 00:12:45,715
- They don't need a man.
312
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:49,398
And I realize that
now neither do I.
313
00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:51,356
- That's right.
Hit the road, boys.
314
00:12:51,357 --> 00:12:53,579
- We did it!
[laughter]
315
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:55,903
- And make way for my baby!
316
00:12:57,363 --> 00:12:59,518
both: What?
317
00:12:59,519 --> 00:13:01,543
- I'm gonna have a baby.
318
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:06,619
[laughter]
319
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,577
- You got us there.
She's gonna have a baby.
320
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,568
- Yeah, the question is,
a baby what?
321
00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:11,895
- A baby what?
- Whoo.
322
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,189
- Little bitty baby puppy.
323
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,180
[laughter]
324
00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:16,938
- A baby human.
325
00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:19,460
I'm serious.
326
00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:20,755
- [clears throat]
I'm--I'm--
327
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,811
I'm sorry we laughed
at you, Gabby,
328
00:13:22,812 --> 00:13:25,466
but you can kind of understand
why we did, right?
329
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:26,892
- Yeah.
330
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,614
Because to you,
I'm not a person.
331
00:13:29,615 --> 00:13:31,804
I'm a punchline.
332
00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:33,495
- No.
333
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:36,349
Because a baby is
a huge responsibility.
334
00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,776
You don't make that decision
335
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,767
after a couple of conversations.
336
00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:42,521
- And you're just so funny,
we expect you to be kidding.
337
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,147
- Yeah.
- If you think about it,
338
00:13:44,148 --> 00:13:45,807
it's really a compliment
that we laughed.
339
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,366
- Mm.
340
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,593
- All my friends think
everything I say is a joke.
341
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,119
I'm so flattered.
342
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,579
- Hey, I respect you.
343
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,575
We all do.
344
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:54,168
- Really?
345
00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:55,694
Is that why Isabella
changed all my answers
346
00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:58,083
on my dating profile?
347
00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,974
Or why Steve, Emmett,
and Takoda think
348
00:13:59,975 --> 00:14:02,430
that I can only date weirdos?
349
00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:06,146
Or why you think
the mystery of Gabby
350
00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,369
is more appealing
than actual Gabby?
351
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,526
- Well, now, I can see why
you might think that.
352
00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:11,522
- You know what, Bobbie?
353
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,578
For your information,
I've been thinking about
354
00:14:13,579 --> 00:14:16,266
having a baby for a while now.
355
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,224
I didn't say anything because
356
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,874
this was the reaction
I was afraid of.
357
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,932
Isn't that funny?
358
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:29,837
- A baby what?
359
00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:30,866
- Don't give me that.
- Really?
360
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,522
- You--you said--
[stammers] Yeah.
361
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,257
- All right, everybody ready?
I'm gonna go get Gabby.
362
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,480
- I just need one more second.
363
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,068
- OK, you got till
I get her out of the car.
364
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,946
Oh, good lord.
I can hear Adele from here.
365
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:53,395
- I hate seeing Gabby so sad.
366
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:56,913
- I feel terrible
that we hurt her feelings.
367
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:58,307
- Well, Gabby's tough.
368
00:14:58,308 --> 00:15:01,028
She doesn't always show it
if you rattle her cage.
369
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,388
- Yeah,
but I should have known.
370
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,379
I majored in psychology.
371
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:07,697
Big personality, hiding pain.
372
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,257
I see it all now.
373
00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:11,712
- Adele can wait.
We need you in here.
374
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:14,831
- Bobbie, I told you,
I do not want to talk about--
375
00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:16,689
Oh, my God.
Is this an intervention?
376
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,149
[sighs]
377
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,898
- No, it's a group of people
who love and care about you.
378
00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:26,179
- That's what an
intervention is, Bobbie!
379
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:30,161
People who love you so much,
they want to put you away!
380
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,882
[sighs]
- Come on, just have a seat.
381
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:35,304
Takoda, would you start us out?
382
00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:37,095
- Gabby, I wrote a letter.
383
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:40,281
- Oh, my God!
It is an intervention!
384
00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:43,931
OK, you guys, I wasn't
getting high in my car!
385
00:15:43,932 --> 00:15:46,552
I just wanted to seem cool--
386
00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:50,169
said everybody at
their intervention!
387
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,662
- Come on.
388
00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,188
Just listen, OK?
389
00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:54,913
- [sighs]
390
00:15:54,914 --> 00:15:57,137
- When my son didn't get
into the school play,
391
00:15:57,138 --> 00:15:58,696
he was heartbroken.
392
00:15:58,697 --> 00:16:01,550
But then his Aunt Gabby
spent hours with him,
393
00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:03,541
choreographing a dance
to the song
394
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,461
about the Sharks
versus the Jets,
395
00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:09,646
so that he could
put on a show for us.
396
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:11,471
- It was nothing.
397
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,727
It was just
snap, snap, snap, freeze!
398
00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:16,516
Vogue, vogue, snap, oh!
399
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:23,483
- Thank you
400
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:26,303
for making him
believe in himself, Gabby.
401
00:16:26,304 --> 00:16:29,588
- Well, when you're a Jet,
you're a Jet all the way.
402
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,542
- OK.
OK, I'm going next.
403
00:16:34,632 --> 00:16:38,547
Gabby, I admire
how fearless you are.
404
00:16:38,548 --> 00:16:40,438
It makes me want
to be fearless, too--
405
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:43,591
in an organized manner.
406
00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:47,772
[exhales, sniffles]
407
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:56,333
- Really?
- [strained] Mm-hmm.
408
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,125
- Wow.
409
00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:06,353
Do you wanna go wash--
410
00:17:06,354 --> 00:17:08,677
- All of this?
Yes, thank you.
411
00:17:12,558 --> 00:17:14,183
- I worked the
Thursday opening shift
412
00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,506
with Gabby three years ago.
413
00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:19,691
Should have been a, uh,
slow day
414
00:17:19,692 --> 00:17:21,550
until they showed up.
415
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:22,677
- Who's "they"?
416
00:17:22,678 --> 00:17:25,333
- A walking tour.
417
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:27,356
- A herd of ravenously hungry
418
00:17:27,357 --> 00:17:29,082
and thirsty tourists
had us surrounded.
419
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,641
You remember that?
- Yeah.
420
00:17:30,642 --> 00:17:32,400
- Gabby yelled out
over the crowd,
421
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:35,186
"There are two menu options--
422
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,671
draft beer and fried pickles."
423
00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:42,056
We fed and beer-ed them all
in 20 minutes.
424
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,634
It's been an honor
serving with you.
425
00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:48,924
- And you.
426
00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:51,314
Thank you for your service.
427
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:57,120
- My first day working here
at the tavern was
428
00:17:57,121 --> 00:18:00,206
two months after
my husband died.
429
00:18:00,207 --> 00:18:03,922
Losing Travis felt like
somebody had just
430
00:18:03,923 --> 00:18:07,041
come into my life--
431
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,435
Can y'all turn around, please?
432
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:11,156
I--I can't do this
with y'all looking at me.
433
00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:23,167
It felt like they had come into
my life and cut me to pieces.
434
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,352
I didn't think
I'd ever be whole again.
435
00:18:26,353 --> 00:18:31,363
And then Daddy made me work
every single shift with Gabby.
436
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,909
And she was the one
that asked me questions
437
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,965
that nobody else wanted to ask.
438
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:40,753
They were afraid.
439
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:44,104
[sighs]
Stuff like...
440
00:18:44,105 --> 00:18:46,129
do you miss him?
441
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,048
What was the last thing
he said to you?
442
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:52,202
Can I have his clothes?
443
00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,215
- What?
444
00:18:56,216 --> 00:19:00,728
His shirts fit better than
the ones at Long Tall Sally's.
445
00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:02,785
- Gabby, you saved me.
446
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,676
Question after question,
447
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,634
you helped me put myself
back together.
448
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:08,691
- Oh, Bobbie.
449
00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,881
[sniffling]
450
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:14,597
- And I know sometimes
we don't say it the right way,
451
00:19:14,598 --> 00:19:16,987
but that's because sometimes
it's just easier for us
452
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:21,864
to tease instead of telling
each other how we really feel.
453
00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:24,817
Each and every one of us
respect the heck out of you.
454
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:28,533
And you gotta know
that we love you.
455
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,592
- I love you guys.
[sniffles]
456
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:36,630
- Um, I didn't go yet.
457
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:39,517
- Oh, of course, honey.
Go ahead.
458
00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:41,938
- It's kind of weird now,
459
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:44,095
but I love you.
460
00:19:44,096 --> 00:19:46,717
And I respect you, too.
461
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,041
- I love you, too.
[sniffles]
462
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:52,988
Is that all?
463
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,615
- Yeah.
464
00:19:57,004 --> 00:19:58,595
- I liked it.
You know, short and sweet.
465
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:01,018
Short and sweet.
[chuckles]
466
00:20:01,019 --> 00:20:03,307
Anyway, thank you all.
467
00:20:03,308 --> 00:20:06,293
You know, sometimes when I
don't feel great about myself,
468
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:10,841
like after a date or when I
get off the phone from my mom...
469
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,817
I need to be reminded
that there are people
470
00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:17,873
that I really care about
471
00:20:17,874 --> 00:20:19,965
who care about me, too.
472
00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:22,819
So thank you.
473
00:20:26,303 --> 00:20:27,961
[sighs]
474
00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:29,753
- We're good.
Yeah.
475
00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:31,213
We saluted.
476
00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:32,507
- Yeah.
477
00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:36,289
[laughs] You are one
tough coconut, hombre.
478
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:39,475
- Well, I don't know about
y'all, but I could use a drink.
479
00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:41,633
- Yes.
- All right.
480
00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:47,240
- What did I miss?
Does Gabby still want a baby?
481
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,819
{\an8}- Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
482
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:55,535
{\an8}- Then we're gonna be with you
every step of the way.
483
00:20:55,536 --> 00:21:00,777
{\an8}I mean, not every step 'cause,
you know, kind of personal.
484
00:21:00,778 --> 00:21:03,499
{\an8}But every step that is fit
for the public.
485
00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,214
{\an8}- What a great night!
486
00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:09,106
{\an8}I'm gonna have a baby,
487
00:21:09,107 --> 00:21:10,300
{\an8}and I don't have to go to rehab.
488
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:13,021
{\an8}[laughs]
Whew!
489
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:17,402
{\an8}- OK, maybe don't yell that out
at the baby doctor office, OK?
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