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- [BELL DINGS]
- Order up!
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Are you doing inventory?
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No, I'm writing in my diary
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about how much
I love canned goods.
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Don't you think it might be
better to do kitchen inventory
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after the lunch rush?
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No, I'm a moron.
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Of course I do, but after lunch,
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I gotta meet the upholsterer
about redoing the booths.
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How about after that?
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Ordering new glassware.
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- After that?
- Liquor license renewal.
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After that?
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I don't have my list
in front of me,
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but right now
I'm gonna have to add to it
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slapping you upside the head.
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Hey, you know what I was
thinking about earlier?
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I was thinking maybe
the tavern should start
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doing Fish Fry Monday again.
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Fish Fry Monday?
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Oh, my gosh.
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We haven't done that since
before Daddy got sick.
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People loved it.
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Heck, I loved it.
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You got that catfish skin
so crispy,
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I had to keep myself
from eating everything
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you guys pulled out of the lake.
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Well, maybe
we should do it again.
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What do you think?
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Bobbie, a guy's here
to measure the booths
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for new fabric, and the
fabric swatches he's carrying?
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Dear merciful God.
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Now?
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He wasn't supposed
to be here till 2:30,
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not in the middle of lunch.
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He said he's really busy
and needs to do it now.
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Busy? He's busy?
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He wouldn't know
the backside of busy
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if it was wearing plaid pants.
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♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪
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I really learned
a ton during my week
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in the kitchen with Emmett.
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Now I was hoping you could
teach me about bartending.
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Oh, okay.
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So you wanna learn what life
is like behind the sticks, huh?
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Oh, boy.
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- Behind the...
- The sticks.
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You know, back here
in high ball heaven,
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doing the ballet
on the bar mats.
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Yes, yes.
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I want to learn how to
live life in liquor land.
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Don't say that.
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That's called alcoholism.
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By the way, you're not
an alcoholic, are you?
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No, absolutely not.
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Okay, good,
'cause there's nothing worse
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than putting a rat
in charge of the hen house,
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if you catch my drift.
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I... I do not.
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No one ever does.
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Okay, Isabella, I am in.
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I will teach you all the secrets
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I have amassed in my long
career as a cocktologist.
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It's gonna be hard.
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I'm not gonna go easy on you
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just because
we are best friends.
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Or because, you know,
you own half the tavern.
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Agreed.
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I'm a novice
and you're my mentor.
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Wow.
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I've never been a mentor before.
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I like this feeling.
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Gabby, can I get two IPAs
and a chardonnay?
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Roger that.
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Okay, now, Isabella, his order
probably sounded like gibberish
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to you, but what he's asking for
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are two IPAs and a chardonnay.
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Jeez, I hope this gets easier.
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It never does.
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All right, here's the invoice
from the upholsterer.
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Please pay him
so he can buy a watch.
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Or perhaps, given his
upholstery choices, glasses.
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Hey, guys,
let me ask you something.
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Has anybody ever asked
about Fish Fry Monday?
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Oh, definitely.
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All the time.
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What's Fish Fry Monday?
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Oh, Happy and Emmett
used to go out to Emmett's
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fishing shack on Sundays,
and on Monday,
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Emmett would fry up the catch,
and, dang, it was good.
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Well, Emmett was just asking
if we should start it back up.
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Emmett, absolutely!
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If that's what Bobbie decides.
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Speaking as the tavern
accountant and not just
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as someone that
loved those fish,
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Monday used to be
one of our best days.
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Ever since the fish fry ended,
not so much.
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It's sweet that
Emmett wants to restart
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a tradition he had with Happy.
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[LAUGHS]
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Trust me, Emmett wasn't doing
it to spend time with Daddy.
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Emmett was doing it because
he got paid to go fishing.
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- Well, that's bull.
- [BELL DINGS]
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Come in.
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Finished the kitchen
inventory for you.
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Sorry?
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Thanks, but I'm gonna
have to redo this.
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I have a very unique
inventory system I use.
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Okay, well, I didn't know
about that unique system.
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I use the one where
you just count the cans
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and then write down the number.
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That's fine.
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Thank you for trying to help.
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You bet.
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Hey, have you thought
any more about starting up
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the fish fry on Monday?
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- Yeah.
- I think it's a wonderful idea.
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Consider it approved.
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Great.
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One other thing.
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That was something
Happy and I did together,
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and I'm worried it might be
difficult for me to do alone.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm just having
a little trouble with you
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being all sentimental-like.
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Maybe you ought to take
an emotional support cricket
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in your bait pail.
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No, what I mean is,
it would actually be difficult
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'cause that's a lot of fishing
for one guy to do by himself.
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- Well, take somebody with you.
- Anybody.
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But if it's Steve,
you better get that boat
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scrubbed clean as a whistle,
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then scrub the whistle.
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Steve? Not his thing.
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Well, take anybody else.
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- Anybody you want.
- All right.
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Pick you up Sunday at 10:00.
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What? Hey!
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No. Whoa, me?
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No, no.
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I gotta be here.
I got tons of things to do.
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Oh, I think those things
can wait a day.
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- No, no, no.
- They... like this inventory.
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I gotta redo this.
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What is that, a three?
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An eight?
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Is that a snowman?
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I'll pick you up here
Sunday at 10:00.
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Takoda is gonna cover me
in the kitchen.
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Everybody else
is gonna cover you.
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You know who loves to fish?
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.
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And I found this
other bartending video
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on muddling fruits and herbs.
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It's by the same guy
that did the shaking
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versus stirring one.
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You know, it's really good.
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You should watch them.
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Yeah, I probably won't.
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Um...
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I already know
all of that stuff.
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And I was supposed to be
the one to teach you.
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It's dangerous
to learn by video.
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I thought I learned
to juggle by video
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until I hit my mom in the face
with a billiard ball.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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Well,
I'm just excited to put some
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of what I've learned online
into practice
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when I fly solo today.
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Yeah, see, about that.
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I'm starting to worry that maybe
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you might be rushing things
by asking
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to make drinks too early.
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You know, I think
there's a lot more
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mentoring that I need to do.
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No, no, no, no. Come on.
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This has been super easy,
and I'm a quick study.
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I did four years of college
in three years.
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Well, I never went to
college, so I did it in none.
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But you don't see me going
around bragging about it.
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You know what? Fine.
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But when you're in deep
doo-doo, pardon my French,
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you may wish that you had
spent more time training.
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Well, I hope you
have fun fishing.
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Well, I won't.
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Okay, so there's my cell number.
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Which I've had for years.
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Yes.
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And then there's
the plumber's number
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in case the toilet does...
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That thing I asked people
not to remind me about.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, and there's
the police department
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and the fire department.
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I like how you
use different color
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highlighters for each number.
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Thank you.
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We'll be fine, Bobbie.
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Everybody knows what to do.
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And if not,
we can always call... FEMA.
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Yes.
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I'm so pumped.
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I get to make drinks
all by myself today.
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Really? Wow.
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When Gabby trained me,
she didn't let me run solo
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at the bar for almost two weeks.
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Wait, Gabby trained you?
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Yeah, when Daddy first
asked me to work here.
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You know,
Gabby may march to the beat
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of a different drummer.
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Heck, it might not
even be a drum.
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But she's a great bartender.
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Well, I've been
studying a bunch,
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so I'm going to be great too.
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- I agree 100%.
- [LAUGHS]
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- Keep an eye on her.
- Yeah.
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You don't worry.
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I'm gonna watch her like a hawk.
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Great.
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- Like a bartending hawk.
- Okay.
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Like a bartending hawk
whose annoying baby hawk
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is about to leave the nest
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because she thinks
she can bartend
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'cause she's on TikTok.
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Keep an eye on her.
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I'm sure there's no need.
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Gabby in a position of power...
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what could possibly go wrong?
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Hey, did you get
the kitchen all set up?
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Was it you who put that extra
fire extinguisher in there?
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Oh, I've been meaning
to do that forever.
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Pure coincidence.
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Emmett went through all
the lunch specials with me,
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and he's waiting for you
out in the truck.
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Okay, I'm going.
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I'm going.
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Keep an eye on them.
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[HUMMING "JAWS" THEME]
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[SCREAMS]
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Will you knock it off?
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When you said
we were going fishing,
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you did mean today, right?
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I guess you wanted
to be ready in case
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a thirsty biker gang showed up.
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Or your dad.
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I'm just gonna
check on the tavern
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and make sure everything's
running smoothly,
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which I doubt.
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No cell service out here.
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What?
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What kind of a person
has a fishing shack
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with no cell service?
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A person that likes to fish.
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The tavern will survive without
you for one day, I swear.
263
00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:25,150
This is your chance
to relax and enjoy life.
264
00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,090
Oh, yeah.
265
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,060
I'm in a smelly fishing shack
with a man
266
00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:31,060
that talks less than
an auctioneer on his day off.
267
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,960
Life is good.
268
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:34,830
I talk.
269
00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,770
I just talk when
I got something to say.
270
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,170
Well, I got something to say.
271
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,840
Let's get out there
and go fishing already.
272
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,840
I mean, the sooner we fish,
the sooner I can
273
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,864
get back to the tavern
and make sure it hasn't burned
274
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,240
to the ground without me.
275
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,910
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
276
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,474
Well, it looks like
we're not gonna be going
277
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,280
anywhere for a little bit.
278
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,020
I'm gonna finish these up.
279
00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:57,820
Why don't you try and find
some way to entertain yourself?
280
00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,100
.
281
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,394
So that was two gin and tonics?
282
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,370
Mm-hmm.
283
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,004
And would you like me
to muddle the limes?
284
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,770
Would I like you to what?
285
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:19,810
Trust me.
286
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,940
You're gonna love it.
287
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,280
All right, I'll be right back.
288
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:24,910
What now, Gabby?
289
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,350
What did you forget to do?
290
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,920
Nothing.
291
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,450
I even said,
"Welcome to Happy's,
292
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,820
where the special of the day
is always a smile,"
293
00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,114
which I hope
you enjoyed hearing,
294
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,260
because I'm never
saying it again.
295
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,120
[SCOFFS]
296
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,990
Okay, first of all,
people love that.
297
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:41,430
And secondly,
you didn't check their IDs.
298
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,200
What, was there
no video about that?
299
00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:44,430
[LAUGHS]
300
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,070
Check their IDs?
301
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:51,010
They are obviously way over
legal drinking age.
302
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,540
I think she's muddled.
303
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,310
Look, for a long time,
we have done things
304
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,310
around here a certain way,
and that is for a reason.
305
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,150
Well, maybe that reason
is just that
306
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,220
you've done it that way
a long time.
307
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,250
Oh, okay, and you've come up
with a better way in a week
308
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,260
by watching some doofus
on a phone?
309
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,060
You keep making fun of these
videos, but they're great.
310
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,030
Hey, in fact,
while I've watched them,
311
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,330
I've taken some notes for you.
312
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,530
Notes?
313
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,270
- Mm-hmm.
- That's right.
314
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,000
I'll send them to you.
What's your email?
315
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,840
- OK, it's Gabby...
- no, uppercase G...
316
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:26,210
at kiss-Gabby's-ass-dot-org.
317
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,204
- Okay, I'm done with this.
- I have drinks to make.
318
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,335
Can we all step over there
and have a conversation
319
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,380
at a respectable distance
from one another?
320
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,920
Fine.
321
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,020
Fine.
322
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,290
Fun.
323
00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:42,190
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
324
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,060
I was just checking
to see if the rain
325
00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,190
made the cell service better.
326
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,930
I heard that's a thing.
327
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,600
Just like watching him
all over again.
328
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,340
Him who?
329
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,000
Happy.
330
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,210
First time I brought him
out here,
331
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,070
all he wanted to do was leave.
332
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:02,940
He's a wise, wise man, my daddy.
333
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,504
Once he relaxed
a little bit, though,
334
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:07,120
it became, like,
his favorite thing to do.
335
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,150
Same for me.
336
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,544
I'll tell you,
there's nothing better, though,
337
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:14,060
than spending the day
fishing with your best friend.
338
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,530
Yeah, I used to think that, too,
339
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,100
about you and Daddy
being best friends.
340
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,630
- You used to?
- What does that mean?
341
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,130
Never mind.
342
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,170
Oh, what the heck.
343
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,240
I've had a few beers.
344
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:30,010
How come you didn't
go to Daddy's...
345
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,110
"your best friend's"... memorial?
346
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,380
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
347
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,510
Sounds like
he wants to know too.
348
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,380
'Cause we were all there.
349
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:43,650
Me, Gabby, Steve, Takoda,
all the regular customers.
350
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,390
But not you.
351
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,320
Where is this coming from
all of the sudden?
352
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,960
It's not all of the sudden.
353
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,230
I've been wanting to know this
ever since that day.
354
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,630
But I figured I'd wait
until we're stuck together
355
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,430
in an outhouse to ask.
356
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,340
So why'd you miss his memorial?
357
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,110
- I didn't.
- Horse feathers.
358
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:10,050
I looked everywhere for your
big ol' melon head, Emmett,
359
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,580
and you were
nowhere to be found.
360
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,550
That's because I was here.
361
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:20,660
This is where I had my
memorial service for Happy.
362
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:27,660
I put on his favorite
Willie Nelson tape,
363
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:32,200
helped myself to one of the
200 beers he's got in here...
364
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,970
Sat in this chair
across from his chair,
365
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,540
where he sat all the time...
366
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,410
And I thought about my friend.
367
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,320
How much I miss him.
368
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,560
I guess you do talk when
you've got something to say.
369
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,730
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
370
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,400
She's been hovering
over me since we opened.
371
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:05,300
It's like I'm being stalked
by a gum-chewing drone.
372
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,500
First of all...
373
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,340
I'm not chewing gum.
374
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,485
And secondly,
you were the one who
375
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,210
asked me to teach
you everything I know
376
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,080
about the world of cocktology.
377
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,250
Mixology.
378
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,490
Yes, I did.
379
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,220
But I meant stuff
I need to know,
380
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,760
not checking IDs of people
way older than me.
381
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:32,490
Okay, do you know why
I would ask them for their IDs?
382
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,330
Because it's flattering
and it makes them
383
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,170
feel good about themselves,
384
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,670
and people who feel good
tip bigger.
385
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,770
Okay, that makes sense, I guess.
386
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,340
May I interject?
387
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,134
I think the two things
underlying this conflict
388
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,680
are, first, a power unbalance.
389
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,450
Uh, I think you mean
power imbalance.
390
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,620
No, I mean unbalance.
391
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,790
Gabby got a little power,
and it made her unbalanced.
392
00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,660
And you just now correcting me,
that's the second thing.
393
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,354
You think you're better
than everyone else.
394
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,590
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
395
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,330
Okay, maybe.
396
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,400
But it seems like
you got extra critical
397
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,270
after I tried to give you
those notes.
398
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,200
Isabella, I don't think how
it feels to have done something
399
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,464
for a really long time
and then have
400
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,210
somebody who has never done it
401
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,810
tell you that
you're doing it wrong.
402
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,210
Well, that was not my
intention, so I'm innocent.
403
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,710
Excellent apology.
404
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,450
10 out of 10.
405
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,420
- You know what?
- You co-own the tavern,
406
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,650
so I guess you can do things
any way you want.
407
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:36,830
So, Mr. Sulu,
you have the conn.
408
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,560
What?
409
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:43,300
It's from "Star Trek,"
the really old TV "Star Trek."
410
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,100
- Finally.
- [WHISTLES]
411
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,170
Hey, honey.
412
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,500
Give me a beer, will you?
413
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,310
My name is Isabella, not honey.
414
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:53,070
Sorry, I meant it
as a compliment.
415
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,140
It isn't.
416
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,240
Whoa, feisty.
417
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,780
Look, I'm busy.
418
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,474
- What kind of beer do you want?
- [CHUCKLES]
419
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,850
Hold on. I got a question.
420
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,620
Is it Isabella or Isa-bella?
421
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,820
'Cause I want to make sure
I get it right.
422
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,620
Hey.
423
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,460
I've got a question.
424
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:15,500
Is it imbecile
or imbe- "sigh" -le?
425
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,570
I just wanna make sure
I get it right.
426
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,500
We were... we were
just messing around.
427
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,570
Can I just get a beer?
428
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,200
Well, can you get a beer?
429
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,740
I don't know.
430
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,810
Can imbecile get a beer?
431
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,210
No, he can't.
432
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,710
Oh, uh-oh.
433
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,250
I guess you can't get a beer.
434
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,850
But here's what you can get.
435
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,620
You can get your mangy butt
off that bar stool
436
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,760
and get the hell out of my bar!
437
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:42,790
Yeah.
438
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,760
Buh-bye now.
439
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:47,300
Bye-bye.
440
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,630
That was awesome.
441
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,770
Honestly, that's my
favorite part of the job.
442
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,570
Maybe I should make
a video about it.
443
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,400
No.
444
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,510
Can we just forget
about the videos?
445
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,310
Okay, you were right.
446
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:02,580
That's not the right way to
master the art of cocktology.
447
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:07,780
I want the real deal back here
behind the sticks with me.
448
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,920
Well, if you're asking me
to resume my mentorship,
449
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:13,220
it would be my pleasure.
450
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,220
Yes.
451
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:20,660
Oh, and from now on, you will
be the one giving the notes.
452
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,830
Hey, how about
those gin and tonics?
453
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,500
Cool your jets, Grandma!
454
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:32,870
.
455
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,369
- Come on.
- Just a little bit more.
456
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,534
- Let the line out a little bit.
- Oh, would you stop it?
457
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,910
I know how to fish.
458
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950
- Come on.
- Get up here!
459
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,280
And now!
460
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,650
[LAUGHTER]
461
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,850
Ooh, yeah!
462
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,450
All right.
463
00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,420
Gut them, throw them back,
or drink them?
464
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,460
- Drink them.
- Next round's on me.
465
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,660
Oh, my gosh.
466
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,630
Is this the kind of shenanigans
467
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,270
you and Daddy used to do
up here?
468
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,970
Oh, yeah.
469
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,270
Well, I'm really, really glad
you convinced him to do this.
470
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,270
I had to. He needed it.
471
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,810
He was at the tavern
all the time.
472
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,510
He didn't think that place
could get along without him.
473
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,810
Sound familiar?
474
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,250
If your point is
I'm like my daddy,
475
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,350
I'll take that as a compliment.
476
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,850
It is.
477
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,450
You're just like him.
478
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,820
Full of life.
479
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,220
But to be full of life,
you need to have one,
480
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,760
and Happy could do that,
481
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,860
because he had someone at the
tavern that he could rely on.
482
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:30,970
You.
483
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,470
Hmm.
484
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:36,840
Do you think that's why he
brought Isabella into my life?
485
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:40,710
Did he set all that up
when he got sick
486
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,840
'cause he knew he wasn't gonna
be around?
487
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,280
Maybe.
488
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,680
- He's a wise, wise man.
- Mm.
489
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,350
Well, you know,
I wouldn't mind having
490
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,650
a little more free time
in my life.
491
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,860
Maybe I even start fishing.
492
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,790
[LAUGHS]
493
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,560
Hells bells,
we didn't get any fish!
494
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,830
What are we gonna do
about Fish Fry Monday?
495
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,630
Hell, relax.
496
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,330
Happy and I never caught
many fish out here.
497
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,340
We'd just buy 'em
from my buddy's store
498
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:08,870
on the way back to town.
499
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,840
Oh, my gosh.
500
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,480
Why don't you play
some Willie for Daddy?
501
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:23,690
♪ Miracles appear
in the strangest of places ♪
502
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,490
[WILLIE NELSON'S
"YESTERDAY'S WINE" PLAYING]
503
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,890
♪ Fancy meeting you here ♪
504
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,890
♪ ♪
505
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:36,060
♪ The last time I saw you
was just out of Houston ♪
506
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,930
♪ ♪
507
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,970
♪ Sit down,
let me buy you a beer ♪
508
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,640
Bobbie called.
509
00:20:43,670 --> 00:20:45,464
She said that they got
quite a haul out there,
510
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,310
so we're all set up
for fish fry tomorrow.
511
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,534
She must be in some mood
after spending the whole day
512
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,080
fishing in the rain.
513
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,780
I would have thought so,
but she kept giggling.
514
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,320
- It's the rain.
- It's cleansing.
515
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,860
When it washes you clean,
you know.
516
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:03,430
- That's beautiful.
- Is that Native American wisdom?
517
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,960
No.
518
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:05,990
It's Stevie Nicks.
519
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,430
So what do you call
this mystery shot
520
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,800
that you say you invented?
521
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:16,370
How about we call it The Mentor?
522
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,540
Oh.
523
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,910
I like that.
524
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:21,940
BOTH:
Cheers.
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