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- Morning.
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- Morning!
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- What you listening to?
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- [singing in Spanish]
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[Karol G's "Si Antes Te
Hubiera Conocido" playing]
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- Your grapefruit plays music?
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- It's my Bluetooth speaker.
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I don't go anywhere without it.
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- Like me and my antacids.
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- May I have this dance?
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- Oh, I can't.
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- Get over here!
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- Oh, OK. Why not?
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All right. Here we go.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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[laughs] Oh, so soon.
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OK.
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Ow!
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- Wait, you've got some moves.
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- You sound surprised.
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- I am. [laughs]
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- Me too! [laughs]
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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OK. [laughs]
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Let's take a break.
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Ah.
- Whew.
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- So how's the
apartment hunting going?
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- Ugh. Not great.
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But I'm supposed to
see this place today.
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It says it's
"flooded with light."
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- Oh, well, unfortunately,
in that part of town,
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that light's probably coming
from a police helicopter.
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- Well, with what I can afford,
it's this or a pillow fort.
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- You know, I actually
know of a place...
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roomy, convenient to the tavern,
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and the landlady
will dance with you.
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- Really?
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I... I don't want to impose.
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- Nah!
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If nothing else,
having you there
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might give me some rizz.
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[laughs]
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That stands for charisma, right?
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- Yes!
- Whoo!
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- You used it correctly!
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- Well, I looked it up
in the Urban Dictionary.
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[laughs]
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- Well, if it gives you rizz,
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I kind of have to say yes.
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- Oh, yay!
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This is exciting.
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- Yay!
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- Rent will be your
half of the tavern.
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- What?
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You got me for a second.
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[laughter]
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- You gotta watch
yourself around me.
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No telling when I
might start cheeching.
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- No, no, that's not
what you think it means.
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- ♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪
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- She said yes.
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[bell dings]
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- Sorry, I'm missing
the part of the story
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that helps me know what
you're talking about.
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- I asked Isabella if she
wanted to move in with me,
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and she said... [bell dings]
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Yes.
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- And you're excited
about having a roommate.
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- Well, of course I am!
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That Isabella is
a hoot and a half.
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- Well, I'm happy for you.
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- Thanks.
- Just be careful.
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Isabella is a good kid,
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and you know how you are.
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- No, I don't know how I am.
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And would you please
stop moving the bell
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where it don't belong?
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- That's how you are.
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You like your things in place,
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and you get irritated
when they're not.
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- Oh, well, call the police
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before I start
organizing things.
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- All I'm saying is,
before, she was a guest.
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Now she's a roommate.
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Guests behave themselves,
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and roommates move stuff
where it doesn't belong.
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- We'll be just fine.
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You'll see.
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[notification chimes]
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- Oh, shoot!
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I wanted to be home for this.
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It's the delivery guy from UPS.
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- Are you waiting for a package?
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- Sort of.
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My driver looks so good
in those brown shorts.
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Every few days, I send
an empty box to myself.
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Oh, yeah, pick up
that newspaper.
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Hey, how come you guys
never wear shorts?
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- Because I'm an adult
man, not a British prince.
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- Bugs, snakes, poison ivy.
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Read the news.
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- Thank God you
don't like shorts,
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because I've noticed
your socks don't match.
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And when I say I've
noticed, I mean
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I've talked to my
therapist about it.
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- Takoda, what's going
on with your socks?
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- Yep.
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- And that bothers you?
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- You know what?
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This is my issue, not yours.
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Although why a grown man
would go against all the laws
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of fashion and reason
to wear mismatched socks
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is beyond me.
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- Well, when my
daughter, Iara, was 4,
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she came downstairs for school,
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and I pointed out that
her socks didn't match.
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She looked at me kind of sad
and said, why do they have to?
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And I told her, they don't.
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And I've been wearing
mismatched socks ever since.
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- Oh, Lord, here
come the waterworks.
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- Can I get another soda?
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- Oh, get it yourself, Tin Man!
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Because he didn't have a heart.
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And I'm saying that
you don't have a heart.
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Oh, just give me your glass!
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[upbeat music]
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[bell dings]
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- This is so fun.
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I haven't done a movie
marathon in forever.
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Deodorant?
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Growing up, my family
kept food in the fridge.
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- I did that on purpose.
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It's super refreshing
when it's cold.
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- And spreads easy on bread.
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All right, let's get
this movie started!
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- What's wrong?
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- I can't find the remote.
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- Oh!
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I put it right in here.
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- Ah.
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I would have never looked in
there because what is that?
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- I got it at a flea market.
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Isn't it cute?
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And it helps avoid clutter.
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- [laughs] A clicker
isn't clutter.
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- Sorry.
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I just thought, you know,
since I'd be staying here,
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I could make a change or
two, make it more homey.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Great, sure.
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'Cause you're sure
not a guest anymore.
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- Everything OK?
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[laughs] You said that weird.
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- Oh, no.
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It's just that Emmett said that
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now that we're roommates,
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little things like
hiding the remote
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and freezing the deodorant
might start to bug me.
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[laughs]
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- But they don't?
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- No, actually, they really do.
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Isn't that strange?
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- I guess.
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- How about this?
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I'm gonna tell you right away
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when something you do
bugs me so you can stop.
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Sound good?
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- Not really.
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- Oh, but you can do
the same thing for me.
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Just let me know when
I'm doing something
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that makes you
feel uncomfortable.
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- Now!
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You're making me
uncomfortable now.
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- [laughs] Good one.
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- No, I mean it.
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It kind of sounds like
you're gonna be watching
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and judging everything I do.
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- No, no, no. Not you.
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I'll be watching the house
and judging what you do to it.
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- I'm not sure I'm comfortable
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with that level of
tension all the time.
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- Oh, but you've got
to let people know
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when they're getting on
your very last nerve.
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It's just good manners.
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- You know, the more
we talk about this,
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the more I feel this
anxiety rising in my body,
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urging me to, you know...
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run away!
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- Really?
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- Maybe we didn't think
this through very well.
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- Oh, well, let's
think about it now.
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Come on.
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- That's not what I mean.
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I think I should go
back to the motel
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while I find another place.
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- Aw.
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Don't leave now.
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We're just having
such a good time.
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I don't want to lose that.
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- We won't!
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We'll still be working together.
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We just won't be roommates.
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- OK.
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Well, I hate it,
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but you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Just remember, my
door is always open.
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Oh, not literally.
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I don't trust my neighbors.
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.
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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- Are you OK?
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- [sighs] Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
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- You're just acting different.
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Maybe it's just
the way your hair
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is bringing the red
out in your eyes,
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but you seem sad.
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- Thanks for the pep talk.
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- Are you having
problems with Isabella?
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That can happen when you spend
too much time with someone.
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It's why my mom limits me to a
half hour when I visit her...
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to preserve our love.
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- Hey, Bobbie.
- Oh.
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- Here's your garage opener.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, and I forgot my deodorant.
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I left it in your fridge.
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- I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
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- Thanks.
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- What?
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- She moved out?
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- Yes and no.
- What do you mean?
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- Yes, she moved out.
No, you can't move in.
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- You know, it hurts
me that you believe
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that I would selfishly take
advantage of a situation
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when two people that I care
about are having a hard time.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- But since you brought
it up, why can't I?
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- One, 'cause I
don't want you to.
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Two, see number one.
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- Do you know why
people call me X-ray?
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Because I can see
right through them.
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- Are you sure it's
not because they can
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only take small doses of you?
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- You pretend that
you don't care,
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but I can see how much you
liked having Isabella around.
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- Yeah, I did.
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I didn't realize how
lonely the house could be.
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And now I just want somebody
there to talk to or dance with
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or, you know, whatever.
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- OK. Of course I will.
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[laughs]
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- You will what?
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- Well, come over and hang
out with you tonight, silly.
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I mean, that's where
you were going, right?
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- Yeah, I... I can see
where you might think that.
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And I'm talking
real slow right now,
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hoping an idea might
just pop into my head
265
00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:44,516
as why we can't, but...
266
00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,217
nope, nothing.
267
00:09:46,247 --> 00:09:48,335
- Yeah!
268
00:09:48,365 --> 00:09:51,358
Thank you, vision board.
269
00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:53,476
I will see you after work.
270
00:09:53,516 --> 00:09:55,366
[laughs] It's gonna be so fun.
271
00:09:55,405 --> 00:09:58,926
Oh, God. Sorry, I think
I drooled a little bit.
272
00:09:58,956 --> 00:10:01,740
♪ ♪
273
00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:02,804
- Hey, Takoda.
274
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,097
- Long day?
275
00:10:04,127 --> 00:10:06,384
- I hardly got any
sleep last night.
276
00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:08,114
The lady in the room next to me
277
00:10:08,144 --> 00:10:12,927
decided to set the world
record for loud lovemaking.
278
00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:16,209
- Isn't the woman in the
room next to you Bobbie?
279
00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:17,671
- No.
280
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,063
I'm back at the motel.
281
00:10:19,093 --> 00:10:22,782
- Man, that was a couple
of weird seconds for me.
282
00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:23,976
- Hi, guys.
283
00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:24,970
- Hi.
284
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000
- Hey.
285
00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:29,614
I got something to show you.
286
00:10:29,644 --> 00:10:31,603
New work socks, meet Steve.
287
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:34,954
Steve, new work socks.
288
00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:37,082
- Takoda, they match.
- Yep.
289
00:10:37,112 --> 00:10:39,042
- Thank you, but
I didn't want you
290
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,593
to have to change because of me.
291
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:41,995
Your socks were
important to you.
292
00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:44,242
- You are too.
293
00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:48,598
From now on, when I'm
at work, they'll match.
294
00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:52,079
- So sweet.
295
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:54,038
You have a really
good friend, Steve.
296
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,758
- I know.
297
00:10:55,798 --> 00:10:57,618
Also, was it my imagination,
298
00:10:57,648 --> 00:10:59,945
or those were not the
same shade of black?
299
00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:05,712
- Hey, rookie.
- Hey.
300
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,795
- You still want to learn
about working in the kitchen?
301
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,700
- Yes, sir! Definitely.
302
00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:12,087
- All right, gird your
loins and get in here.
303
00:11:12,117 --> 00:11:14,006
- OK.
304
00:11:14,046 --> 00:11:15,468
- Apron up!
305
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,123
- So, what master
culinary technique
306
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:19,585
will I be learning today?
307
00:11:19,615 --> 00:11:24,527
- It's called peeling potatoes.
308
00:11:24,557 --> 00:11:26,486
I'm gonna skip
the safety speech,
309
00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:27,749
because if you're dumb enough
310
00:11:27,779 --> 00:11:29,539
to hurt yourself
with a potato peeler,
311
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:32,324
you deserve it.
312
00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:33,557
- Not to worry.
313
00:11:33,587 --> 00:11:36,341
I will keep my loins girded.
314
00:11:36,371 --> 00:11:37,833
- She's right. You are a hoot.
315
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,066
- Bobbie?
316
00:11:39,096 --> 00:11:40,617
She said I was a hoot?
317
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:43,442
- Actually, she said you
were a hoot and a half.
318
00:11:43,471 --> 00:11:45,430
And that's Bobbie's top rating.
319
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,324
Let's see. They
go, hoot, kick,
320
00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:51,238
kick in the pants,
hoot and a half.
321
00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:53,396
- She was really fun too.
322
00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:55,982
And we were really getting
to know each other.
323
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,537
- Excellent reasons for you
to go back to the motel.
324
00:11:58,577 --> 00:12:00,466
- It's hard to explain, Emmett.
325
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:03,420
- Most dumb-ass moves are.
326
00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:04,573
- Don't give me that.
327
00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,930
She said you told her there
were going to be problems.
328
00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:08,889
- Yeah, problems for her.
329
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,210
I wouldn't have been surprised
if she moved to the motel.
330
00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:12,539
And you?
331
00:12:12,579 --> 00:12:15,463
You don't strike me
as a shrinking violet.
332
00:12:15,492 --> 00:12:17,352
- You know what I think it is?
333
00:12:17,382 --> 00:12:18,317
- You know what?
Here's the thing.
334
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:19,474
If you're gonna look
at me, stop peeling.
335
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,294
But if you're gonna be
peeling, stop looking at me.
336
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:26,710
Should have given the speech.
337
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,669
- When I was a kid, any time
338
00:12:28,699 --> 00:12:30,389
I would do something
my mom didn't like,
339
00:12:30,429 --> 00:12:32,786
she would just ice
me out for days.
340
00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:35,202
Just total silence.
341
00:12:35,242 --> 00:12:37,589
It was really screwed up.
342
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:42,004
So when Bobbie started to tell
me this stuff she didn't like,
343
00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:44,461
I just had that same feeling.
344
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,455
I don't know
345
00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:48,011
Maybe that does make
me a shrinking violet.
346
00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:50,268
- No, it doesn't.
It makes you human.
347
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:55,250
- Emmett!
- Mm.
348
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:59,059
[sighs] I'm a hoot too.
349
00:13:03,942 --> 00:13:04,101
.
350
00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,159
[doorbell rings]
351
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,903
- Hi.
- Hi.
352
00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:12,365
- Brought you a bottle of wine.
353
00:13:12,404 --> 00:13:13,558
- Bottle of wine?
354
00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:15,258
That's it?
355
00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:18,272
I mean, I thought you'd
bring a bouncy house
356
00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:22,359
or a bubble-making machine
or something crazy like that.
357
00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:25,909
- Bobbie, I am off-duty, OK?
358
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,787
I mean, yes, I
know that at work,
359
00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:31,109
I can be a little over the top,
360
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,208
but that's because
I'm the bartender.
361
00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:34,471
People expect me
to be entertaining,
362
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,520
just like, as the boss,
363
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,274
people expect you
to be unlikable.
364
00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:40,766
- I wouldn't say unlikable.
365
00:13:40,806 --> 00:13:42,321
- Ah, well, unlikable,
tough, crotchety.
366
00:13:42,327 --> 00:13:44,823
You know, pick one.
367
00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:48,433
The point is, we are here
to have fun as us, you know?
368
00:13:48,473 --> 00:13:50,392
The real us.
369
00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:53,843
You know, the OGs.
370
00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:55,434
- Let's have some fun.
- OK.
371
00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:57,831
- So how do we do that?
372
00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,018
- Have you heard of cheeching?
373
00:13:59,024 --> 00:14:00,048
- Oh.
374
00:14:00,078 --> 00:14:01,241
[laughs] Pass.
375
00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:02,206
What else you got?
376
00:14:02,236 --> 00:14:03,668
- Um... oh!
377
00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:05,786
We could compare arrest records.
378
00:14:05,826 --> 00:14:07,845
- How about we start
with some wine?
379
00:14:07,884 --> 00:14:09,336
[laughs]
380
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:10,838
- Great.
381
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:13,254
Coincidentally,
wine is a big part
382
00:14:13,284 --> 00:14:16,108
of the reason I have
an arrest record.
383
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:19,062
- Spare me the details,
but did you have fun?
384
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,741
- When the judge laughs,
you know it was fun.
385
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,735
- Oh, what the heck.
386
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,226
See where the night goes.
387
00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:28,947
- That's what the judge said.
388
00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,577
[laughter]
389
00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:33,064
[upbeat music]
390
00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,724
- Whew!
391
00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:36,683
It was busy tonight.
- Yeah.
392
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:39,637
I wouldn't mind it being packed
if there were less people.
393
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:42,849
- Agreed!
394
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:46,095
- Takoda, I think you
dropped something.
395
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:47,135
- Where?
396
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:49,492
- In my briefcase.
397
00:14:51,451 --> 00:14:53,698
It's socks!
398
00:14:53,738 --> 00:14:56,522
Sorry, watching people opening
gifts makes me nervous.
399
00:14:57,686 --> 00:15:00,043
- Whoa! [laughs]
400
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,803
Those are wild.
401
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,394
- Definitely.
402
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,079
I can't wait to try
them when I get home.
403
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:06,208
Iara's gonna love them.
404
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,834
- They're not for home.
They're for you to wear here.
405
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,956
- No, that'll bother you.
406
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:13,448
Thanks for the gift,
407
00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:16,829
but I'm not gonna
wear these here.
408
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,589
- You know what?
409
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,677
When I was a kid, we had these
410
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,965
big, wooden Venetian
blinds in our living room.
411
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:26,584
My mother's design
taste was questionable.
412
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:29,637
If the blinds were
even a tiny bit uneven,
413
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,497
it was unbearable.
414
00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:36,608
So I would take hours until I
made them all exactly level.
415
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:38,369
And then my father
would come home,
416
00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:40,825
and he would walk
into the living room,
417
00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:45,867
and he'd take one of the cords
and tug on it just a little,
418
00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:48,482
just enough to make them uneven.
419
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:55,324
And he thought
that was hilarious.
420
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:00,863
- That was not OK.
421
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,852
- No.
422
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:05,238
No, it wasn't.
423
00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:07,466
My point is, I'm used to someone
424
00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:10,290
going out of their way
to make me uncomfortable.
425
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,134
These socks are a "thank you
for you going out of your way
426
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,602
to make me comfortable."
427
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,362
- But you won't be comfortable
428
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,291
if I wear socks
that don't match.
429
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:19,578
- I'm not gonna let
fear control me.
430
00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:21,995
Besides, they do match.
431
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:27,106
- I'm sorry.
432
00:16:27,146 --> 00:16:29,334
I just... I have to...
433
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,364
[sniffles]
434
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,246
- I love them.
435
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:36,195
Thank you.
436
00:16:36,235 --> 00:16:37,995
- Do not take your
shoes off out here.
437
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:43,206
.
438
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,236
[laughter]
439
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,225
- OK, look, look.
440
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,488
I timed my sprinkler
441
00:16:46,518 --> 00:16:48,208
to go off when
he's on the porch.
442
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:49,869
[laughs]
443
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,196
Yeah, you run in those
little brown shorts.
444
00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:54,583
Yeah!
445
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:57,367
- You know, I liked
you at two glasses in,
446
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,257
but you're really
shining at three.
447
00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:01,216
- Aw, thank you.
448
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:02,309
Thank you.
449
00:17:02,349 --> 00:17:03,572
This is fun.
450
00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:05,034
We're having fun, right?
451
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:06,894
- Oh, I am, yeah.
- OK, all right.
452
00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,409
And I don't mean
just, like, fun, fun.
453
00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:10,245
I mean, like Isabella fun.
454
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:11,936
- Absolutely!
- Yes!
455
00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,129
[laughs]
456
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:15,814
- Well, not exactly.
457
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:19,066
I mean, this is fun,
but I don't know.
458
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,070
Something's missing.
459
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,159
- Well, what does she do
that was so different?
460
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:23,276
- Well, like out of the blue,
461
00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:25,066
she just grabbed me and
made me get up and dance.
462
00:17:25,072 --> 00:17:26,375
- OK.
463
00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:27,698
Get up, Red,
464
00:17:27,727 --> 00:17:29,159
'cause you're about to get down.
465
00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:30,850
[upbeat music plays]
466
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880
Yeah.
467
00:17:31,914 --> 00:17:32,938
All right.
468
00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:34,171
Huh?
469
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:36,359
Yeah, this is fun!
470
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,044
There you go.
471
00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:41,371
All right, now.
472
00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:43,330
It's not a robot.
OK, all right.
473
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,360
Now here we go.
474
00:17:44,384 --> 00:17:45,777
Stand in the middle here
475
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:47,238
and just give a
little side, side.
476
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,278
Now step.
477
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:49,764
- You're a good lead.
478
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:50,629
- Yeah.
479
00:17:50,659 --> 00:17:52,917
I went to an all-girls
middle school.
480
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,894
So us tall ones got to be
the guys in dance class.
481
00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,847
All right, are you ready
for my signature move?
482
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,110
- Yeah.
- All right, get out there.
483
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:01,777
Now spin.
484
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:02,772
- Spin.
485
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:05,029
- Into a dip.
486
00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:07,217
Oh! Bobbie!
487
00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:08,808
Oh, my God.
488
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,562
This is like tiny Teri
Wilson all over again.
489
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,919
Please do not sue my parents.
490
00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:15,182
- I'm OK.
491
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,499
I... I just... I just
need a drink of water.
492
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:19,558
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
493
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,903
Are you OK?
494
00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:25,495
- No, I'm not.
495
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:28,617
- Oh, God, you're
hurt, aren't you?
496
00:18:28,647 --> 00:18:29,612
Shoot!
497
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,998
I'm so tired of all
the people I dance with
498
00:18:32,038 --> 00:18:34,952
winding up in the hospital.
499
00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:38,571
- No, it's not that.
500
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,928
No offense, but I miss Isabella.
501
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,554
- Why?
502
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,946
- You know what I was thinking
503
00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:47,104
when you dropped me a while ago?
504
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,988
Isabella would think
that's hysterical.
505
00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:51,778
And I wanted to
share it with her,
506
00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:55,328
just like I shared stuff
with Daddy and Gracie.
507
00:18:55,358 --> 00:18:57,884
It was good to have
that back again.
508
00:18:57,913 --> 00:19:00,509
- I get it.
509
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,462
She's your sister.
510
00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:04,616
- Yeah.
511
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:09,797
Now that she's gone, I can't
share it with her anymore.
512
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,418
- I'm sorry, Bobbie.
513
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,417
I really am.
514
00:19:13,447 --> 00:19:17,365
And I know that I
can't replace her.
515
00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:21,571
But you know that if
you ever need someone,
516
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:24,495
I am always here for you.
517
00:19:24,525 --> 00:19:25,857
- I know.
518
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,313
And thank you for being
here with me tonight.
519
00:19:31,227 --> 00:19:34,220
- Well, this is
unfortunate timing.
520
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,812
I think I have a
vomit coming on.
521
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,303
- OK, all right. Left.
522
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:38,695
Left, left! The other left.
523
00:19:38,725 --> 00:19:41,679
[light music]
524
00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:44,433
♪ ♪
525
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,071
- I want us to wear
mismatched socks.
526
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:53,294
- OK, just a second.
527
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:56,118
Let me go get the
Urban Dictionary.
528
00:19:56,148 --> 00:20:00,165
- It's slang for "I want
to move back in with you."
529
00:20:00,195 --> 00:20:01,329
- Really?
530
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,108
Well, what happened
to that "run away"?
531
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,733
- It's still there, but...
532
00:20:07,763 --> 00:20:09,652
tonight, I realized that
533
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:12,248
I didn't want to let
my fear control me,
534
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,664
especially if it
means giving up this.
535
00:20:14,694 --> 00:20:16,623
- I like that.
536
00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:19,448
And if you can just tell me how
I can make it easier on you,
537
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:20,900
I will.
538
00:20:20,939 --> 00:20:23,525
- I haven't figured
that out yet.
539
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,250
I mean, your family
let everything out,
540
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:29,929
and my family shut
everything down.
541
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:31,421
- Well, here's what
we're gonna do.
542
00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:33,509
Let's forget how your
family did things
543
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,438
and how my family did things.
544
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,328
And let's just concentrate on
545
00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:39,953
how our family's
gonna do things.
546
00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:42,210
- Maybe our family hugs
when they've made up?
547
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,901
- I like that too.
548
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,790
[laughs]
549
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,843
- Did you use my deodorant?
550
00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,184
- I did. It's very refreshing.
551
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,341
I love it.
552
00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:57,336
- Good!
553
00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:58,897
'Cause it's yours now.
554
00:20:58,927 --> 00:20:59,927
- OK, good.
555
00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,682
[laughs]
556
00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:15,057
- You're gonna have
to redo your bathroom.
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