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Explosive alarm clock.

Guaranteed never to wake up anybody who uses it.

Dentonite toothpaste, to be used sparingly.

It's the latest in plastic explosive.

I could do with some plastic.

I thought there might be a mess to clean up.

���, this is Q, my uncle.

Uncle, this is Miss Kennedy, my cousin.

We must be related.

How do you do? Now, pay attention, 007.

Now, this looks like an ordinary camera, doesn't it?

What kind of film does it take, 120?

��, .220, high-velocity.

Now, this is a signature gun, and that is an optical palm reader.

And if I plug this into the bottom like that, once I've programmed it...

Now, nobody can use the gun but you.

Smile, boys.

Don't use the flash!

Stop fiddling about with things you don't understand!

You might easily have killed him.

That's odd.

Look, let's all get some rest, shall we?

We've got a long, hard day ahead of us tomorrow.

Good night, Q.

Sweet dreams, �-�� ����.

I hope you don't snore, Q.

You all know Truman-Lodge,

and this is my head of security, Colonel Heller.

This is an historic moment.

East meets West.

Drug dealers of the world, unite.

Extra bonus. Your job's done.

Take Q and fly out of here now.

I'll make my own way back.

I'd like to stay.

��. I work better alone.

In this business, there's a lot of cash,

and with a lot of people with their hands out.

In a word, bribery.

Exactly.

He took the words right out of my pocket.

So you pay.

Everyone and his brother is on the payroll.

So you buy a mayor, a chief of police, a general,

Presidents.

One day you wake up, you own the whole goddamn country.

Then you take what you want.

Bank, a gambling casino, airline concession.

Why?

Simple. It's easier for the politicians to take silver than lead.

We have an invisible empire from Chile to Alaska.

What I want to do, amigos, is to make you part of it.

I want the Pacific to be our little puddle.

What you have before you, gentlemen, is a demographic report,

breaking down each of your territories

by age and socioeconomic group.

Now, as you can clearly see, there is a huge potential demand,

given the implementation of aggressive marketing.

As in the United States,

�-�� ������ is prepared to offer each of you exclusive franchises.

The price is $100 million per territory.

I believe you'll find that works out to $20 million per metric ton, �-�� Tan.

We guarantee quality and price for five years.

�-�� ������,

since arriving, we've eaten well,

heard many good stories,

but before I pay anything, I want to see some hardware.

�-�� Kwang, you don't pay for hardware.

You pay for my personal guarantee and protection.

Surely, if you were to invest $100 million,

you would want some reassurance.

You know, you're right. Why not?

Tomorrow, I'll take you to our main distribution center.

Here you are.

Goodbye, Q. ���� for all you've done.

What?

You're a hell of a field operative.

Now, go. I'll see you back in London.

�� more business.

Gentlemen, enjoy yourselves.

Hi, there!

Hi! How are you?

This Kwang, he seems like trouble.

Why show them the labs?

Don't worry. He won't expose the operation.

His Excellency, el Presidente Lopez.

There's been a mistake with my check.

Look at it. It's half the usual amount.

You were very quiet when I was arrested.

Remember, you're only President for life.

Watch the birdie, you bastard.

Take his arm.

Who'd have a signature gun?

���� ����.

This is the property of Her Majesty's government.

How did you get it?

Piss off.

Who ordered you to kill ������?

�� one. He's a rogue agent.

I've got orders to take him back, one way or the other.

We're Hong Kong Narcotics, you bastard!

������ is taking us to the heart of his operations.

I've been setting it up for years!

I just hope that little stunt of yours hasn't scared him off.

Get me out of these bloody things.

��, Commander. You're a loose cannon on deck.

I'm shipping you straight back to London.

Leave him! ��!

����!

Don't let them take you alive.

He's still alive.

Who was it? Who sent you?

Cyanide.

Hey, amigo!

How do you feel?

I'll survive.

Lupe, please.

The �������� is arriving tonight. ����� is coming here.

��, ��, ��, I'll call you back.

Pedro, bring us some coffee, por favor.

Good.

Baby, please?

Well, we both had close calls last night.

You were just in time.

Things were about to turn nasty.

Who were those guys?

Freelance hit team.

What did they want with you?

One of them must have recognized me in the casino.

They were afraid I'd warn you, spoil their plans.

So you knew them?

I used to work for the British government.

We kept dossiers on such people.

British agent.

I knew it.

You have class.

Those men tried to kill me.

Who would do such a thing?

Someone close to you.

Cream? Sugar?

��.

Did they tell you this?

They were well-briefed, obviously by someone on the inside.

Did they mention a name?

��.

Only that they were expecting to be paid a great deal of cash

by someone arriving in ������ tonight.

You suspect someone?

Everyone in my organization is 100% loyal.

Then you have nothing to worry about.

��, well, I have to go meet some people.

Why don't you rest here?

��. I have to go back to my hotel.

��. Don't go to the hotel. Save your money. I insist.

Stay here. Enjoy my hospitality.

Lupe, show him the easy way up, please.

You are not gonna believe who this guy is.

Former British agent.

How did you know that?

Because I know things.

I want to meet �����'s boat tonight.

We'll need a dozen reliable men.

Is there a problem with �����?

We'll see. And bring Lupe. She was there.

He's not gonna lie in front of her.

What are you doing?

I've had my fill of ������'s hospitality.

He told you to stay. You're asking for big trouble.

Look, there's �� need for you to get involved.

Just give me five minutes, then scream your head off.

����, please, listen to me.

There's guards all over the place.

You'll never make it.

I'm going shopping. I won't be long.

Please don't. Not now.

�-�� ������ said.

I haven't had one of these in five years.

Don't worry. 007 always comes back.

����, hi.

I thought I told you to leave, Q.

We couldn't go without knowing what had happened to you.

Get your bags packed, Q.

What the hell is the matter with you?

Just a couple of things.

Kwang and his team of British agents are dead.

������ is alive.

I saw you in Heller's office.

You're working with them. ��.

I want the truth. I am telling the truth.

������ has arranged to buy four Stinger missiles from the Contras,

and he's threatened to shoot down an American airliner

if the DEA doesn't lay off.

What's that got to do with you and Heller?

������ gave me a letter at his wedding from the Attorney General

granting Heller immunity if he gets the Stingers back.

Did he go for the deal?

��.

And then you missed ������,

and Heller panicked and he said the deal was off,

and that I was dead if he ever saw me again.

There's more to this than your personal vendetta.

It's a mess.

������ has tripled his security.

You'll never get another shot at him.

We don't have to.

Meet me at the harbor master's office in two hours.

Q, bring the Rolls round to the front of the hotel.

��, �-��.

�-�� ����.

�-�� ����������, I'm making a withdrawal.

Pilot coming aboard, �-��.

Well? Take me to the bridge.

Gracias, Captain. I'll take over now.

You? You're the harbor pilot?

��, I'm his secretary!

All yours, �-��... Ma'am.

Do you think you're going in a bit too fast?

You wanna do the driving? You take the wheel.

Full speed astern.

What the hell are you doing?

Check the forward component!

Harbor pilot went crazy.

I'd stick to flying if I were you.

I got the job done.

�����, what a surprise!

I didn't think you'd be here.

��. I like surprises.

You seem to be having a lot of problems lately.

Well, we had this crazy harbor pilot.

Let's talk about the money you owe me.

Why don't we talk inside.

Does he have a safe? Not up here. Maybe below.

Have a look around.

Do I have this right?

He water-skied behind the plane, jumps on it...

��, ��. He was...

Well, yeah.

He threw the pilots out and flew away.

Like a little bird.

The knife.

Pedro.

Would I make up a story like that? You must have seen something.

Where's 007? He's coming.

That's not my money. I swear.

That's right, amigo. It's mine.

You think I'm stupid, huh?

You rip me off, then use my own money to pay someone to kill me?

You want it so bad? Then take it!

What are you doing?

Wait. Let me talk. It's not my money!

��! What the...

That hurts. Please!

What are you doing?

������.

Please, �����. ��!

What about the money, patron?

Launder it.

This is where you leave.

Take the plane. I'll see you both in Miami.

Aren't you coming?

��. They'll be after me. It'll be safer on my own.

����, my dear.

See you later.

What's that?

����'s clothes. They're clean.

Sorry to wake you, hermano.

I thought you'd like to know the information you gave me paid off.

I got the guy who set me up.

Only one guy?

What do you mean?

I just thought that

�� one would be stupid enough to try to take you on on their own.

Listen, I want you to come with me tomorrow.

Where are we going?

It's a surprise. You're gonna like it.

����, what are you doing back here?

I don't think your being here's a good idea, Lupe.

It's all right. ����� is having dinner with the Chinese.

Do you know where he's taking me tomorrow?

He's showing them a special place.

I don't know where.

����, don't go. I'm scared. What's gonna happen to us?

Don't worry.

When this is all over, I'll make sure you get back home.

Home? It took me 15 years to get away from there.

I don't wanna go back.

Can't we leave together?

I'll be safe with you.

��, Lupe. I don't think that would work out.

How can we tell unless we try?

I think it's gonna work out very well.

All right. I'll answer it.

Miss Kennedy, I saw you at the casino with ����.

We need to speak in private.

It's all right. He's with me.

���� is in danger. ������ is �� fool.

He's checking up on him. You know, if they find anything suspicious...

Listen, it's all right. He's safely out of the country by now.

You don't understand.

Last night, he stayed with me.

At ������'s house?

Si. ����� is taking him on a trip.

They leave in an hour. You must help him.

If anything happens to him, I don't know what I'll do.

You know, I love ���� so much.

Look, you must go before you're missed.

Now, don't worry. We'll think of something.

"I love ���� so much." I'll be damned if I'll help him.

Look, don't judge him too harshly, my dear.

Field operatives must often use every means at their disposal

to achieve their objectives.

Bullshit.

����'s just left in convoy. Two cars and a Jeep,

turning north onto the main highway.

I copy that, Q. Over and out.

What are you doing to my plane?

Overhaul. �-�� ������ order it.

I must have a plane. Where can I rent one?

�� planes.

You brought the Stingers, manito.

From now on, I want them close to me.

We started this place strictly as a cover,

but Professor Joe manages to turn a tidy profit.

Welcome. This way, please.

I'm going to have to ask that each of you put on one of these.

It's for your own safety, so I'm sure you'll understand.

We can't have our best customers developing a drug habit.

This way, gentlemen.

Our product dissolves completely in ordinary gasoline,

making it absolutely undetectable.

How do you get it back?

Hey, you want us to tell you all our secrets before we're partners?

Take them to the lab.

This way, gentlemen.

Who's the new guy?

Somebody I thought could be useful.

Can I help you?

I have a special surprise for Professor Joe.

Sorry. �� visitors this week.

I came all the way from Wichita Falls.

I'm sorry. The folks back home took up a collection.

They'd be so disappointed if Professor Joe didn't accept it personally.

You may remove your masks now, gentlemen.

So, do we have a deal?

The terms, gentlemen,

were $100 million in negotiable bearer bonds from each of you.

Welcome.

Professor Joe. It's really you!

It's magnificent.

Rebuilt stone for stone and restored to all of its original glory.

Is this for me?

��, I almost forgot. I got so flustered...

Tell me, child, have you ever thought of studying here?

Would that be possible?

Come along. Let's see if you have the aptitude.

To a long association.

What's the process?

It's very simple.

An 18% mixture of cocaine and ordinary gasoline.

Just keep quiet.

We already have your first shipment being loaded into the four tanker trucks.

Welcome, my dear.

Please join me.

This is my humble sanctuary away from the cares of the world.

Your own private meditation chamber.

Built from the sacred rocks of the original temple.

I did have it soundproofed, so nothing will disturb our meditation.

I brought you another surprise.

I love surprises. Where is it?

Look, this really isn't necessary.

Give me the keys.

Bless your heart.

Your monthly delivery will be by ocean-going tanker.

We'll send our chief chemist along to supervise the reconversion process.

You'll keep the gas as a bonus.

And if there's a problem with customs, �� evidence.

����, hurry!

I know him. He's an informer.

You disappoint me.

Who are you working for, huh? Tell me.

You don't wanna talk?

I can get the trucks out, but I don't think I can control the fire.

Forget the fire. Get some cars. We're gonna take the tankers with us.

Wait a minute. This setup cost us $32 million.

We have to try and save it.

I don't give a shit about the setup.

We've got $500 million in the case and

20 tons of Colombian pure in the tankers.

Now go help Heller.

But we have a deal with the Orientals. We've got their money.

I said go help Heller.

Now, do you wanna make this hard or easy?

Put him in the conveyor.

When you're up to your ankles,

you're gonna beg to tell me everything.

When you're up to your knees, you'll kiss my ass to kill you.

I'm the least of your problems, ������.

If you couldn't trust �����, who can you trust?

Who's got your $500 million?

Truman-Lodge?

What about the Stingers?

What do you know about Stingers?

We gotta go, patron. This place'll blow up any second.

Where's Heller?

I don't know.

That's the last you'll see of Heller and your Stingers.

���� for the advice.

Have my car meet me up at the top. Braun, come with me.

You're dead.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

������!

Are you all right?

Switch the bloody machine off.

Hey. I was making sure these were secure.

It's a good idea. Take them up to my car.

Of course.

Oh, God. It's Heller.

��. Looks like he came to a dead end.

����.

����! ����! Follow me!

You. Come with me.

����.

Surprise!

Bless your heart!

Perez.

���� has escaped.

Meet me at Paso del Diablo.

Don't worry. It's only money.

�����, que pase.

Oh, ��.

Shit!

Brilliant.

Well done, �����.

Another $80 million write-off.

I guess it's time to start cutting overhead.

Dame el Stinger!

����!

You could have had everything.

Don't you want to know why?

What are you waiting for? Get in.

��, �-��.

I'll be up to see you next week. We'll do some fishing.

Good. I'll be out by then. M called.

He tried to reach you. I think he may have a job for you.

Look, ������, I have to go. My hostess has just arrived.

Take care, ����.

You, too. Goodbye.

I thought you hated that thing.

Don't you know, iguanas are a girl's best friend.

Well, here's to you, my dear.

Cheers.

Thank you for everything, ����.

Thank you.

You could stay here with me.

Excuse me.

I think you and el Presidente will make a perfect couple.

Why don't you wait until you're asked?

So, why don't you ask me?