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I'll tell him.
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Sheldon, you need to go
to the principal's office.
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Ooh...
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You do that every time.
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Why?
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Okay. I'll be right there.
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What's up?
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Principal wants to talk to me.
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Ooh...
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Grow up.
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Hello!
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What are you doing here?
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I got called to the
principal's office.
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So did I.
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What, you do something wrong?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Did you?
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I hope not.
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Maybe it's good news.
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Sheldon, you ever been
called to the principal's office
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for good news?
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Never.
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Gentlemen, good news.
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I had a feeling. What's up?
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We got the PSAT results back,
and Sheldon
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got a perfect score.
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Neat. Thanks, Tom.
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I'll be sure to put that
up on the fridge.
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No, you don't understand.
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Sheldon's the only kid
in the school to ever do this.
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At his age,
maybe in the whole country.
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It was fun. I enjoyed it.
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So what's this mean?
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It means he pitched
a perfect game, George.
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I've already gotten calls from
colleges who want to meet him.
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For, like,
scholarships and stuff?
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For everything!
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They might even pay you
to get him.
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My man!
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When was the last time
you washed your hands?
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Come on!
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Can you believe it?
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Perfect score.
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Good job, moon pie.
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And not just that.
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Colleges are already sniffing
around to recruit him.
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What do you mean,
colleges? He's ten.
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Principal Petersen said
Caltech is interested.
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Where's Caltech?
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California, Mom.
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California?!
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It has "Cal"
right there in the name.
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You're not a part
of this conversation.
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The "tech" is for "technology."
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Shelly, go to your room.
The adults need to talk.
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Given the events of the day,
I would argue I aman adult
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and should be treated as one.
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I probably could've
said that differently.
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You honestly think that
little boy's ready for college?
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Hey, I didn't think
he was ready for high school,
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but here we are,
a year and a half in,
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and no one got hurt.
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That is different.
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He's got you
and Georgie over there,
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and he's still living at home
with his mother and his sister.
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And me.
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Sure.
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I understand all that.
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Then why are you
pushing so hard for this?
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Because these schools
are interested now.
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It's like football recruitment.
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You got to strike
while the iron's hot.
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This is nothing like football.
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Yeah?
What if he stops being smart
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and they don't want him anymore?
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How is that gonna happen?
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I don't know. Conks his head?
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Will you help me, please?
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Sorry, I'm not a part
of this conversation.
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At least Dad's on my side.
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Doesn't matter. Mom's gonna win.
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She always does.
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But I have to leave
for college at some point.
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If you went to college,
you know what would happen?
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I'd enjoy higher learning?
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You would die.
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You would curl up on the floor
and die.
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That's not true.
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You can't even take care
of your own boo-boos.
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For your information,
every college is staffed
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with a medical professional.
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My boo-boos will be
well-tended to.
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Sheldon! Come back in here!
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I guess we'll find out
what happened.
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I already know what happened.
Mom won.
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Well?
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Shelly, I am very proud of you
for doing so well on that test.
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But you can't go off to college.
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Mom! In a few years, sure.
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But, right now,
you can just keep taking
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your one college class
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Why can't I go therefull-time?
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Baby, it's an hour away.
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We can't drive you back
and forth every day.
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I'm the one who's
been driving him.
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And she loves it.
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How can he be so smart
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and so clueless
at the same time?
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Dr. Sturgis lives at the school.
What if he acted as my guardian?
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That's an idea.
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A crazy one.
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But it would only be
on school nights.
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Shelly. What's the point
of being intelligent
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if I can't take advantage
of opportunities like this?
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They're still discussing.
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Mom didn't win?
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It's touch and go.
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Crazy.
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Is staying with John
really that crazy?
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Yes. He doesn't
know squat about kids.
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Why are you even
considering this?
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Well, the Lord gave Shelly
these abilities,
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and I don't want to be the one
holding him back.
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Okay. I'll ask him.
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But I'm pretty sure I know
what answer you're gonna get.
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Sure! What the heck?
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Do you really think
you could handle
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living with a ten-year-old?
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He's only biologically ten.
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In every other way,
he's as old as I am.
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John, I don't think you realize
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the responsibility
involved here.
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Well, why don't we have
a trial run?
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Have him spend a couple days
with me and see how it goes.
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A trial run?
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Like the space program.
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You don't send people up
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right away; You start by
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spinning them around in that
thing that makes them throw up.
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I don't know.
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Connie, despite appearances,
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I'm not some stereotypical
absentminded professor
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who can't take care
of a houseplant.
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No, no, I wasn't saying that.
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Yeah, maybe I was.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you and Sheldon
come live with me?
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And then you can take care
of both of us.
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Trial run sounds
like the way to go.
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Not ready to shack up, are you?
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No.Darn it.
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The Earth is about
4.5 billion years old.
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In the Cosmic Calendar, it's... Shelly,
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we need to talk to you.
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All right.
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Meemaw spoke to Dr. Sturgis...
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And?
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And...
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he was open to you staying.
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Yes! When can I go?
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Now, hold on. Before
you get ahead of yourself,
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this is just a trial run,
for one night.
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And even if it goes well,
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you're not starting
college tomorrow.
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It's just to see if this is
an option for the future.
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You understand?
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Yes.
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The prospect of advancing
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to the next stage of academia
had me feeling giddy.
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And, on top of that,
I got to pack a suitcase,
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which is like playingTetris
but with underwear.
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You know, Shelly, it's okay
if you're a little nervous.
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You can tell me.
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I'm not nervous.
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All right.
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When I was your age,
a lot of times,
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I'd have to spend the weekend
with my grandparents,
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and that always frightened me,
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'cause they'd leave their teeth
all over the place.
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I never told anybody,
but I wish I had.
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That does sound upsetting.
Good thing I'm braver than you.
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I'm just saying, it can be tough
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sleeping in a new place
without your mom.
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Dr. Sturgis will be there.
He's like a mom.
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But he's really smart.
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Welcome!
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Come in, come in!
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You like chalkboards?
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Indeed, I do.
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In fact, I even have one
in the bathroom.
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You never know
when inspiration will strike.
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I may be the luckiest boy
in East Texas.
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I know it's Thursday,
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so dinner will be
spaghetti and hot dogs.
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And, for fun,
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I have a few episodes
of Cosmosrecorded.
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Forget "maybe."
I amthe luckiest boy.
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Remember, it's a school night,
so his bedtime is 730.
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Mine, too!
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Shut up, Carole King.
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Watching Cosmoswhile
we're eating dinner?
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Am I awake? Because
this feels like a dream.
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Not for me. In my dreams,
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I'm usually running for my life
from a giant praying mantis.
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That's the insect
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where the female eats
the male after mating?
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It is.
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I think I understand
why you're not married.
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This little piggy's
looking good.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey. Need any help?
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No.
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Do you want to do mine next?
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Why?
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Well, just seems like a thing
mothers and daughters might do.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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Georgie, what you up to?
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All my life,
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I've wondered
about life beyond the Earth.
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On those countless other planets
that we think circle other suns,
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is there also life?
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Might the beings
of other worlds resemble us,
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or would they be
astonishingly different?
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Do you believe there's
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intelligent life
in the universe?
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I have no doubt.
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Why is that?
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The Drake Equation claims
that there are at least
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20 detectable civilizations
in our Milky Way galaxy alone.
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Interesting.
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My sister likes to say
that I'm an alien.
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I've often been called that.
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Once by the praying
mantis in my dream.
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Maybe we arealiens.
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Perhaps.
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Or maybe people like you and me
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were the original
inhabitants of Earth,
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and everyone else
is from outer space.
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Ooh, I like that better.
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In the great dark between
the stars, there also are...
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After dinner, want
to toast marshmallows
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on a Bunsen burner?
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Good gosh, yes.
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Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
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Angela, look, you know,
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I wanted to jot down some
household hints, you know...
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Want to go out and
get some ice cream?
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I'm watching this.
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Well, when it's over.
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Not really.
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Okay.
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Want to play Monopoly?
I'll let you be the thimble.
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And then he said,
"Boy, what a mess.
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How about cleaning this up,".
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Well, pooh to you.
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Yeah.
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What about the little dog?
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Nope.
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Finally, we strike the flint
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while turning up the gas
of the Bunsen burner.
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I don't say this often,
but that may have been
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the perfect safety lecture.
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Thank you.
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You're my guest. After you.
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This is like
being around a campfire,
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only I'm not miserable.
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Would you like me
to sing a cowboy song
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while we sit around
our makeshift campfire?
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I would like that.
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And there are two "N" s.
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All right.
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You want to go bowl
a few frames?
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Don't you see me
watching the Wheel?
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You can just say "no."
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No.
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Have you talked to John tonight?
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Yeah. And?
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He and Sheldon were watching TV
without anybody yakking at 'em.
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I'm going home.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel.
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00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,456
If you like being tucked in,
I'm prepared to do it.
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I practiced on a watermelon.
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That's okay. I'm a self-tucker.
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Very well. Now, I'll be
in my room if you need me.
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Here's a glass of water
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if you get thirsty.
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And there's fresh chalk
on the blackboard
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in case of any
late-night epiphanies.
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Excellent.
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And... if your meemaw asks
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how I did tonight,
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I hope you'll give me
a positive review.
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Three stars.
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Out of three? Yes.
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Wonderful!
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Hi.
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What do you want? I baked you a pie.
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Why?
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00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,846
Well, I was thinking
we haven't had
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the best history as neighbors.
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00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,894
That's 'cause
we don't like each other.
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00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:31,375
Right, so I thought we could sit
down over a slice of rhubarb pie
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and, you know,
forgive and forget.
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I haven't done anything
that needs forgiving.
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00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,602
Okay, well,
that sounds like something
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we could sit down
and talk about over the pie.
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Mom, I'm bleeding again!
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You know what, Mary?
I appreciate it,
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00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,698
but this isn't a great time.
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00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,831
Bobbi stabbed Billy
in the leg with a fork.
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Good Lord. Is he okay?
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00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,792
It was a plastic fork, but
it broke the skin pretty good.
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00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,925
Okay, I-I understand.
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00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,685
How about I take that pie
and give you a rain check?
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00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,102
Um, sure...
319
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,495
I think there's mustard
in the fork holes!
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00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,888
Got to go.
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00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,498
You can keep the pan!
322
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,246
Sheldon.
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00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,032
Why are you running?
324
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,686
I just want to kiss you.
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00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,864
Dear. Dear.
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00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,915
Dr. Sturgis?
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Sheldon.
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00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,440
So nice to see you.
329
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,181
I think you tripped
and hit your head.
330
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,009
I'm a bit woozy.
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00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,619
I better test for concussion.
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00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,012
What's your name?
333
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,622
John Burgess Sturgis.
334
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,364
Burgess Sturgis? Great name. Thank you.
335
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,976
Who's the president
of the United States?
336
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,239
George Herbert Walker Bush.
337
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,936
I like Burgess Sturgis better.
338
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,895
'Cause it rhymes, sure.
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00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,288
Last question.
What is the only fermion
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00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,290
that may not have
an antiparticle?
341
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,075
The neutrino, of course.
342
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,598
I'm gonna rule out concussion.
343
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,992
To be fair,
it was an easy question.
344
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,169
True. Wait here. I'm going to go
get some ice for your head
345
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,301
and I'll fix you a hot beverage.
346
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:16,089
There's a, there's an
Earl Grey tea bag in the sink.
347
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,700
I think it still has
some oomph in it.
348
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,012
Hey, what you doing?
349
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,318
Pretty much what it looks like.
350
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,190
Would you like some company?
351
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,627
Sure, I guess.
352
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,953
Of course, if you'd rather watch
TV, I could leave you alone.
353
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,197
No, no. No, it's a rerun.
354
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,155
But even if it weren't...
355
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,201
Ooh.
356
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254
Hey, what... what's wrong?
357
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,736
Nothing. Keep going.
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00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,306
Mary?
359
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:03,353
George, I just miss
my little boy so much,
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00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:07,227
and he's never gonna come back
'cause he doesn't need his mama.
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00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,185
Baby, of course he'll come back.
362
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:13,276
No, you should've seen
how happy he was.
363
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,367
All right, well,
still got Georgie and Missy.
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00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,897
Dear.
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00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,467
Dear, dear, dear.
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00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,729
Dear.
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00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,734
Dr. Sturgis,
your tea is on fire!
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00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,133
Boy, it's a good thing
we did this trial run.
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00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,570
No kidding.
Ooh, it's chilly out.
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00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,670
Night.
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00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,805
I changed my mind.
372
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,807
I don't want to leave here ever.
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00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,201
You never have to.
374
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,769
What were you thinking,
letting me take care of a child?
375
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,206
I won't make that mistake again.
376
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,296
Do I look like Mary Poppins?
377
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,037
As smart as I am,
378
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,431
I tried to put out a fire
with oxygen and paper.
379
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,999
It's okay. No one got hurt.
380
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,743
I may actually have had
a concussion.
381
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,918
What are your symptoms?
382
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:34,705
It feels like there's hair
on my head.
383
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:43,323
Hey. He okay?
384
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,846
Yeah, he's fine.
385
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,544
How you doing? Much better.
386
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,463
You know, I just been
sitting here thinking
387
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:57,598
how I drove an hour both ways
to bring the two of them back.
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00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,774
Pretty damn decent of me.
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00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,605
Come here.
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