All language subtitles for The.First.Time.2012.480p.BluRay.x264.350MB-Pahe.in
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
The Venom - $5 million GTD Poker Tourney
Download AmericasCardroom.com
2
00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:34,902
I might be wrong but I might be right
Anyhow, I know I tried
3
00:00:35,063 --> 00:00:38,507
I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
4
00:00:40,363 --> 00:00:42,568
I like her taste when it fills my soul
5
00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:46,106
I'll tell you something
I've never told anyone
6
00:00:46,264 --> 00:00:48,868
Not anyone, not anyone
7
00:00:50,598 --> 00:00:52,507
Everyone's got a bleeding heart
8
00:00:52,664 --> 00:00:55,074
I don't know where
Or when to start
9
00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:58,574
I better bleed, I better bleed
I better stop
10
00:00:59,699 --> 00:01:04,269
Silly boys, you ran away
11
00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:08,571
You're unemployed
You'd waste away
12
00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:13,775
Silly boys, you ran away
13
00:01:13,933 --> 00:01:18,241
You're unemployed
You'd waste away
14
00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,867
Silly boys, you run away too far
15
00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:27,740
Remember this
Remember where you are
16
00:01:35,569 --> 00:01:36,603
What the fuck?
17
00:01:36,769 --> 00:01:40,804
Life is good, it's what I see
That makes me wanna disagree
18
00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:44,540
I better leave, I better leave
I better not
19
00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:49,674
I better leave, I better leave
I better not
20
00:01:51,204 --> 00:01:53,307
You might be wrong
'Cause you know I'm right
21
00:01:53,471 --> 00:01:55,745
If you lose your way
You just follow mine
22
00:01:55,905 --> 00:01:59,475
I better leave, I better leave
I better stop
23
00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,950
And I'll still be in love with you.
24
00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,811
It's that way that you, uh...
25
00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:09,780
It's the way that you...
26
00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,310
Wait, shit.
Come on, Dave, what is it?
27
00:02:13,473 --> 00:02:16,383
That, uh... That amazing...
It's that amazing way that...
28
00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:18,609
Who are you talking to?
Oh! Jesus.
29
00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,207
You scared the crap out of me.
Sorry.
30
00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:26,114
No, it's all right.
I just... Um, I thought I was alone.
31
00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:29,310
So you were talking to no one?
No.
32
00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,279
You go to Humphrey?
Yeah. Westerberg?
33
00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,579
North.
Do you know whose party this is?
34
00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:37,414
No, not a clue. What about you?
No, I don't know.
35
00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:41,520
I got brought by some friends.
Not even friends, really, just these girls.
36
00:02:41,676 --> 00:02:43,984
They might be whores.
Or at least whorish.
37
00:02:44,144 --> 00:02:46,951
The guys I hang outwith,
we drive around all night
38
00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:49,645
calling everyone we know,
just looking for some party.
39
00:02:49,811 --> 00:02:50,845
I mean, any party...
40
00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:54,750
We'll finally find one, and we'll get here
and we won't know anybody
41
00:02:54,911 --> 00:02:57,515
so we just stand around
and eventually just leave,
42
00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,451
go look for some other party.
43
00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,681
That's silly. Why do you do it?
What else are you gonna do, right?
44
00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:07,718
Why'd you come out tonight?
I don't know.
45
00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:10,949
A laugh, maybe.
But I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
46
00:03:11,113 --> 00:03:14,148
I got someone. I mean, kind of.
I have a dude.
47
00:03:14,313 --> 00:03:15,847
Who?
Why?
48
00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:18,958
Maybe I know him.
You don't. He's older.
49
00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:24,152
So why aren't you in there right now
50
00:03:24,314 --> 00:03:27,724
putting moves on some waifish
sophomore with low self-esteem?
51
00:03:27,882 --> 00:03:31,258
I just kind of have one girl
that I'm kind of interested in.
52
00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,619
So, what's her name?
Jane.
53
00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,726
Jane Nussbaum?
Harmon.
54
00:03:38,149 --> 00:03:39,627
So, what's your name?
55
00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:41,885
Dave.
Dave, I'm Aubrey.
56
00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:43,584
Audrey. Aubrey.
57
00:03:43,749 --> 00:03:45,284
Aubrey.
Yeah.
58
00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:48,223
And you go to North.
Senior?
59
00:03:48,383 --> 00:03:51,589
Junior.
Right. Of course you are, yeah.
60
00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,990
What is that supposed to mean?
Am I not mature enough for you?
61
00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,891
No, of course not.
I mean, no, of course you are.
62
00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:01,154
It's just, uh, you don't have that look
in your eye, you know?
63
00:04:01,318 --> 00:04:05,057
Not sure I do.
That desperate, kind of demented look.
64
00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:09,061
The "Whoo, I'm a senior and I'm
graduating in less than a month,
65
00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:12,856
and all my nights of drunken
high school parties are almost over."
66
00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,327
Right?
You got that look
67
00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:20,625
So this girl Jane, she, um...
She doesn't like you back?
68
00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:24,458
She likes me.
Um, platonically. As a friend.
69
00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:27,895
Oh, I know what "platonically" means.
I'm a junior, not a moron.
70
00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:29,827
I'm sorry.
It's cool, Dave.
71
00:04:29,988 --> 00:04:32,057
So have you tried?
Like actually tried?
72
00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:34,756
I think she's gonna hook up
with Brendan Meltzer tonight.
73
00:04:34,922 --> 00:04:36,922
Ooh, my friend hooked up with Brendan once.
74
00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:38,964
There you go.
He is ripped.
75
00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:40,828
What are you doing to me?
76
00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,399
I'm just saying if she's with Brendan
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
77
00:04:43,556 --> 00:04:46,830
Well, trust me, they're not up, okay?
That's why I'm out here.
78
00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,627
Because you're hiding?
I'm not hiding.
79
00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,290
Fleeing?
No.
80
00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,935
Fleeing?
Yeah.
81
00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,262
I just... Ugh.
I had to get out of there, okay?
82
00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:57,630
I couldn't exactly stand around
watching the girl that I'm in love with
83
00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,735
flirt with the best-looking guy ever
It's torture.
84
00:05:00,892 --> 00:05:04,359
Want some gum?
No, thanks. I'm good.
85
00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,036
Yeah, actually.
86
00:05:14,526 --> 00:05:19,232
Uh, I should get back inside before,
you know, they leave without me.
87
00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:25,437
Hey, let me ask you a question.
88
00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:26,765
Hmm?
89
00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,394
Do you think it's possible that there's
something I could say to this girl,
90
00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:33,903
uh, just some way I could tell her how I feel
91
00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:36,665
in a way that just would make her
fall for me? You know?
92
00:05:36,829 --> 00:05:39,636
What do you have in mind?
Here.
93
00:05:40,829 --> 00:05:42,102
Wow.
94
00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:47,974
"Jane...
95
00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,369
Janey,
96
00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:53,509
lately I've been feeling
like there's so much noise.
97
00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:58,131
You know, uh, so much static.
All these voices competing for attention.
98
00:05:58,297 --> 00:06:00,434
Teachers, parents, magazines.
99
00:06:00,597 --> 00:06:03,576
What's in, what's out, who's cool,
who's not cool enough.
100
00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:08,108
And it's like all this shit just gets so loud
I feel like I can't even hear myself think.
101
00:06:08,265 --> 00:06:11,574
You know, I just wanna get in my car and drive.
102
00:06:12,299 --> 00:06:14,299
But then I see you.
103
00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:17,944
I see you across the hall,
leaning against your locker
104
00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,339
in that jacket that you love so much,
105
00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,137
and, uh, the way you tuck your hair
back behind your ears.
106
00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,074
And you see me and you smile.
107
00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:33,942
You just smile,
and it's like all that noise fades away.
108
00:06:34,101 --> 00:06:36,011
You know?
109
00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:39,272
And the only thing I can hear
is the sound of your voice
110
00:06:39,435 --> 00:06:41,344
when you call out my name."
111
00:06:45,003 --> 00:06:46,276
Hmm.
112
00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:54,914
Oh, no. Oh, my...
113
00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:57,741
Oh, my God, I'm literally
too embarrassing to even live.
114
00:06:57,904 --> 00:07:01,007
No. No.
I can't believe I just said that. Out loud.
115
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,649
I mean, even to you. L...
116
00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:06,805
I can't even believe
I was gonna say that to her. I was.
117
00:07:06,971 --> 00:07:11,279
Okay. It's not that
so much as she doesn't...
118
00:07:11,872 --> 00:07:16,578
She doesn't really care about that shit,
you know, the noise and the magazines.
119
00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:21,206
And she definitely doesn't wanna hear how beautiful you
think she is when she tucks her hair behind her ears.
120
00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:24,510
I mean, I doubt she really
wants to hear anything.
121
00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:28,743
All she wants to feel is a little less
freaked out than she already does,
122
00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:31,852
which, you know, is probably very.
123
00:07:32,008 --> 00:07:34,849
So she wants to be with a guy
who seems less freaked out than she is,
124
00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:39,510
and if you can be that guy, then rad.
125
00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:41,584
But if you can't...
126
00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,149
then you're not gonna be her dude.
127
00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:51,253
I'm never gonna be her dude, am I?
Not with that attitude, my friend, no.
128
00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:55,377
And you're a senior,
so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
129
00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:58,385
Maybe in college you can reinvent
yourself as a doer, not a talker.
130
00:07:58,544 --> 00:07:59,578
Maybe.
131
00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:13,590
Well, you should probably get back, huh?
132
00:08:13,746 --> 00:08:16,417
Or, you know, if you're worried
your friends are gonna leave...
133
00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,114
You asked for my opinion.
134
00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:22,019
No, I was just gonna say
you could catch a ride home with me.
135
00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,488
Oh. Well, um...
136
00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:32,421
Yeah, those whores won't leave without me.
137
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,752
They're all probably hooking up with somebody.
138
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,586
I would have to go and unhook them,
and I don't feel like doing that, so...
139
00:08:38,748 --> 00:08:40,953
Then don't.
All right. I won't.
140
00:08:41,115 --> 00:08:42,821
Great.
Okay.
141
00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:49,653
This song is amazing.
142
00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:53,259
Yeah, this song is amazing.
Amazing.
143
00:08:57,783 --> 00:08:59,783
Wanna dance with me?
144
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,922
I don't know, I...
Do you wanna...? Ahem.
145
00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,221
Do you wanna dance with me?
Hmm, no.
146
00:09:06,385 --> 00:09:08,260
What?
Well, l... Mm-mm.
147
00:09:08,418 --> 00:09:09,760
Just...
Oh...
148
00:09:09,918 --> 00:09:12,920
Man, way to build up my confidence.
You did... Well, I...
149
00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:16,154
Which was lacking. It was lacking.
And you even pointed it out.
150
00:09:16,319 --> 00:09:18,661
Look, it's just I don't dance publicly.
151
00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:21,023
And I don't do...
I don't do PDA either.
152
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,960
Those couples, they make me nauseous.
It's like, "Really, guys?
153
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:28,087
You're just gonna like make out right there in the fricking mall in front of everybody?" Ugh.
154
00:09:28,253 --> 00:09:32,164
Okay, well, first of all, we're
all alone here, you know.
155
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,129
Second of all, I mean, I was just
talking about one dance, you know.
156
00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,300
Well?
157
00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:15,766
I can't believe I'm doing this.
It's just like the cheesiest thing ever.
158
00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:18,369
All we need now is for it to be raining,
and, like...
159
00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:21,197
I mean, it's just so tired, right?
And completely...
160
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,995
Would you deal with it?
161
00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:30,298
Your balls are vibrating.
162
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,929
Uh...
Uh...
163
00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:36,471
Um...
164
00:10:36,627 --> 00:10:37,661
Uh... Huh.
165
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,668
What? What?
Oh, it's just the cops are here.
166
00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:44,563
1: Get out of here!
2: Get out of here! Cops!
167
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,206
Where's your car?
3: We're out of here, man.
168
00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:49,465
Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did.
What?
169
00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:51,106
My little English friend.
Who?
170
00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:55,297
They're taking everybody's name, they're handcuffing people.
It's every man for himself. Let's go.
171
00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,508
What's wrong with you assholes?
Let's go.
172
00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,073
What should we do?
173
00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,773
Um, hang on, I just need to...
I'll call my...
174
00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:37,070
My house is like 10 blocks away.
You wanna walk with me for a little?
175
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,640
Yes.
176
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,241
Where are you gonna go to college?
177
00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:51,142
Uh, Columbia.
178
00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:53,439
Wow, so you're, like, Smartypants McGee.
179
00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:56,046
No, I don't know
about "Smartypants McGee."
180
00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:58,647
Any idea what you might wanna do?
181
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,474
I wanna teach.
I wanna live in New York and teach.
182
00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,046
Oh.
183
00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:07,473
Elementary school to start. Somewhere
where there's a real need, you know?
184
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,581
Uh, then probably developmental psychology.
185
00:12:10,737 --> 00:12:13,477
Oh, so you pretty much know
exactly what you wanna do.
186
00:12:13,637 --> 00:12:15,513
Yeah. How about you?
187
00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:17,479
I have no idea. I like collage.
188
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,014
Collage?
And I draw some.
189
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,343
I'm learning how to play the drums.
Helps me work out my aggression.
190
00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,347
You got a lot of aggression?
The average amount, I think.
191
00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:28,382
Heh. Are you, uh...?
Are you happy?
192
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,778
Happy? Heh.
193
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,248
Yeah, do you think of yourself
as a reasonably happy person?
194
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:36,283
Content or what have you?
No, I wouldn't say content.
195
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:42,317
I'm just... I'm ready to get out of here.
I'm so over high school.
196
00:12:42,474 --> 00:12:44,713
You've still got another year.
197
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,443
I'm aware of that. Dick.
198
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:53,113
You?
Me what?
199
00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,514
Are you a happy-go-lucky
kind of kid?
200
00:12:55,676 --> 00:12:58,211
Because I'll slap you if you are.
201
00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,843
Well, I am right now, which is surprising.
202
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:05,118
You know I'm dating someone?
203
00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,885
Oh! Ha!
204
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:11,920
Wait. Krasne?
205
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,988
What?
No, dude, it's Wuflzheimer, dude.
206
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:17,679
It's Wuflzheimer.
Sorry, man, not him.
207
00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,844
Don't apologize for who you are
or who you're not.
208
00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:21,546
That ought to be
on a T-shirt, right?
209
00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:23,712
You guys know where this, um...
This party's at?
210
00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:28,290
Oh, it just got broken up by the police.
No, dude, the one on, uh, Chestnut.
211
00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,355
That's where we just were.
You sure about that?
212
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:32,048
Pretty sure.
213
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,815
But, hey, you guys want a ride?
I guess we're heading west.
214
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:40,618
No, I'm just a few blocks away.
I'm fine on my own if you wanna...
215
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,020
Uh...
216
00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:46,488
Uh, actually, you know what?
We're good, man. Thanks, though.
217
00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:49,489
Right, suit yourselves.
You kids are adorable.
218
00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:53,656
Yeah.
Take it easy, Wuflzheimer, all right?
219
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:05,817
Well, this is me.
220
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:12,725
That's me. This is me.
Um...
221
00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:16,124
Well, hey. Uh...
Yes? Yeah?
222
00:14:16,284 --> 00:14:19,728
I don't know, would you wanna
maybe hang out sometime?
223
00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:21,385
What were we just doing?
224
00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:23,652
That...
225
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:25,496
I don't know, I mean...
I just meant...
226
00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,687
You asking me for my number?
I was easing into it.
227
00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:31,160
Hmm. Okay.
228
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,889
Okay, fine?
Yes, go. Give it to me.
229
00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:41,293
Do you wanna come in for a second?
230
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,961
What about your boyfriend?
231
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,257
I'm not gonna doink you or anything.
I know.
232
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:51,025
What about your parents?
You have to be really quiet.
233
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,226
Uh, do you want something to drink?
234
00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:24,063
Uh, sure.
235
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,601
Uh, what do you want?
236
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,202
I don't know.
Whatever you're having is fine.
237
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:30,859
Well, I'm gonna have some wine.
238
00:15:34,126 --> 00:15:35,660
Yeah, works for me.
239
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,328
Oh, shit.
240
00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:12,402
This is really very cool.
241
00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,808
If it be your will
242
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,773
Heh. It's true, huh?
243
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:29,808
The sound quality
really is way better than a download.
244
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,000
Not really.
245
00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:33,438
Oh.
246
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,000
Then why...?
247
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:41,611
I just like the idea of it.
You know, a record collection.
248
00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,710
You know, most of them are my dad's.
249
00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:46,344
I will speak no more
250
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:51,144
I shall abide until
251
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:56,475
I am spoken for
252
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,308
If it be your will
253
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,177
You wanna know when I'm really happy?
254
00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,837
Four o'clock.
255
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,174
Home from school, and the sun
comes through that window
256
00:17:11,337 --> 00:17:15,804
and just makes the carpet all, like, warm.
257
00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:19,744
And I sit here cutting out pictures.
258
00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:23,041
When I was little, it was Crayolas, but...
259
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,876
I've never been more content than when I'm just,
260
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:28,948
you know, by myself, doing my thing.
261
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,216
Yeah, I know what you mean.
262
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:35,578
I mean, I'm not alone much,
definitely not in my house,
263
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:38,876
but, um, I have my car.
264
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,484
Some nights, I just like to drive around,
music up, windows down, just...
265
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,879
Have you had sex yet?
266
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:50,048
What?
Just asking.
267
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,147
Honestly?
No, lie to me.
268
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,116
Not yet.
269
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,518
I mean, not that there haven't been
some opportunities.
270
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,983
Oh, yeah, lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
271
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,915
No, that's not what I meant.
272
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,315
You wanna have sex with Jane?
273
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:14,853
I guess, yeah. But I don't like
to fantasize about, um...
274
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,954
I fantasize about holding her hand
and kissing in the rain.
275
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,748
You know, all that cheesy, tired romantic shit
276
00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,889
that you're such a fan of.
277
00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:27,181
And I fantasize about having sex
with Casey Flynn.
278
00:18:27,345 --> 00:18:31,085
Is that an actress I should know?
She's a girl who goes to my school.
279
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:34,985
She's the girl that everyone wants to have
sex with because she's, you know, mean.
280
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,117
Oh.
281
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,985
Jane's the girl that you want
to be your girlfriend.
282
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:44,488
The virgin and the skank.
Tale as old as time.
283
00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:46,648
Have you done it yet?
284
00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,683
None of your business.
285
00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:09,822
Everything cool has been ruined.
Was before we got here.
286
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,893
Even sex and relationships.
287
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:17,959
It's all just so safe and convenient.
288
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,322
Homogenized.
289
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:25,718
Exchange profiles, boil your personality
down to some, like, compatibility equation.
290
00:19:25,884 --> 00:19:28,760
What's your favorite movie?
Who's your favorite recording artist?
291
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,123
And then with one easy click,
292
00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:33,923
we too can realize our dream
of boning someone exactly like us.
293
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,859
Get married,
give birth to two and a half babies.
294
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:42,555
We can all post the pictures
on Facebook or Twitter.
295
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,959
No, that's... That is not for me.
296
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,962
I wanna meet a man
the old-fashioned way, you know,
297
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,189
like in a bar.
298
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:57,595
How about a dark alley?
Crazy guy who talks to himself?
299
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,362
Give me your hand.
300
00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,263
Which one am I?
301
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,661
The virgin or the skank?
302
00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:22,360
I've never met anyone like you before.
303
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,833
That's a pretty good answer.
304
00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,593
If it be your will
305
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:38,129
If there is a choice
306
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,502
Let the rivers fill
307
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,501
Let the hills rejoice
308
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:55,936
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
309
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:59,300
I have trouble sleeping
with someone in the room.
310
00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,632
Oh. I'll take off.
No.
311
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:08,567
It's just, sleepovers, camp,
I always hated them.
312
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,570
Not because I minded being away,
313
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,674
but because there was always
some mouth breather next to me.
314
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,808
You don't have to explain.
I'll go.
315
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:20,339
Not yet. I just, um...
316
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:25,071
Maybe we could lie here for a minute.
317
00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:30,500
And I could just close my eyes,
see what it's like.
318
00:21:31,431 --> 00:21:33,136
Is that okay?
319
00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:36,073
Okay.
320
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:39,538
All dressed to kill
321
00:21:42,232 --> 00:21:44,574
And end this night
322
00:21:45,899 --> 00:21:48,377
If it be your will
323
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,541
If it be your will
324
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,507
Your heart is beating really fast.
325
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,508
I know.
326
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,407
Sorry.
327
00:21:58,268 --> 00:22:00,303
It's cool, Hodgman.
328
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,544
Honey, wake up. It's almost 11.
329
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,905
Oh, shit.
Aubrey?
330
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:30,708
Yeah. I'll be out in a minute.
Okay.
331
00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:35,880
Oh. Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry.
332
00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:41,175
Okay, you've gotta get out.
The window.
333
00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:52,077
Hurry.
Uh, okay.
334
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,911
What now?
Jump.
335
00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:16,516
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
336
00:23:16,676 --> 00:23:20,415
Okay, go. Call me.
Okay. Yes.
337
00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:23,453
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't even think I got your number.
338
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,679
Au-b-rey?
339
00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:28,083
Aubrey!
340
00:23:35,044 --> 00:23:37,454
Badass. I was like
Jason Bourne, you know?
341
00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:41,488
Or Jason Statham.
Then I called you.
342
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:46,480
What?
You're a sweet boy, you know that?
343
00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:48,487
Shut up.
No, you truly are.
344
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:51,420
Your Bambi-like innocence
is just, what? Adorable.
345
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,649
I'm gonna pinch your cheek.
Screw you.
346
00:23:53,813 --> 00:23:56,087
David, there is no boyfriend.
347
00:23:56,247 --> 00:23:58,350
But...
No.
348
00:23:58,513 --> 00:24:00,923
What, you think she made it up?
Yes, of course she did.
349
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,059
Girls have to say they have a boyfriend
when they meet some random dick.
350
00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:07,056
It's practically in the manual.
I don't know, I really believed her.
351
00:24:07,215 --> 00:24:10,625
Of course you did. Even now,
when I'm assuring you it's bullshit.
352
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,851
It's how you know if she likes you.
In a couple of days, chuck her a text.
353
00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:17,687
See if she wants to hang out, get some
Chinese, get some Szechuan chicken.
354
00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,885
If she says "boyfriend," you know she
didn't really like you. Thanks, love.
355
00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:24,256
But you can always tell yourself,
Hey, she has a boyfriend.
356
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:28,657
You know? "It's not me."
It's a good system. Tell him.
357
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,224
I'm not gonna text her.
Why not?
358
00:24:32,384 --> 00:24:35,022
I thought you said
she had a tight little bottom.
359
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:38,128
Because.
Because of Jane?
360
00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,559
Seriously, David, that's never gonna happen.
361
00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:43,389
I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet.
362
00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:46,856
Right. Who gives a shit?
She does.
363
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,258
She's got this thing about her carpet.
364
00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:55,365
The way the sunlight hits it
at a certain point in the afternoon and...
365
00:24:57,387 --> 00:24:59,797
Couldn't text her even if I wanted to.
366
00:24:59,954 --> 00:25:01,727
She didn't give you her number, did she?
367
00:25:01,887 --> 00:25:03,297
No. She started to.
368
00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:06,261
She typed in the first few digits,
and then we...
369
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,823
But I did get those first three digits
on my phone, right? So...
370
00:25:09,988 --> 00:25:13,592
I mean, come on, how many possible
combinations of numbers could there really be?
371
00:25:13,755 --> 00:25:15,529
Ten thousand.
372
00:25:16,589 --> 00:25:19,294
Just call Information.
Don't be stupid, okay?
373
00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:21,229
She's not gonna be listed.
374
00:25:21,390 --> 00:25:23,924
Plus, I don't even know
her parents' first names.
375
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,295
And Lashanda says there's like
337 Millers in Deranja County.
376
00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,729
What's the shit's a Lashanda?
377
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:31,095
The lady I talked to when I called Information.
378
00:25:31,257 --> 00:25:32,599
Well, you know where she lives.
379
00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:37,429
I know where she... Great.
So I could stand outside of her house?
380
00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:39,865
Because that won't be so creepy.
Yes. Great.
381
00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:43,003
Find her on Facebook.
I don't think she does Facebook.
382
00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:44,966
She doesn't really believe in that sort of thing.
383
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,865
She doesn't believe in it?
384
00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,629
This girl sounds like a ginormous
ass-ache, my friend.
385
00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:53,464
Like a huge ache in my ass.
386
00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:55,729
I'm telling you, I know the type.
I know the type.
387
00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:59,133
The alternative rock indie chick
who only goes to art films,
388
00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:02,602
smells like vegan food,
can't be bothered to shave her pits.
389
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,898
Eventually falls in love
with a scary bull dyke named Harley.
390
00:26:06,061 --> 00:26:07,868
Where do you even come up...?
Stanwyck.
391
00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,336
What are you jabbering about?
Stanwyck goes to North.
392
00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:13,439
Stanwyck goes to North.
We'll call Stanwyck.
393
00:26:13,595 --> 00:26:16,267
He'll have access to the student
database. Just thought of that.
394
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,534
:
What do you want?
395
00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:24,469
Stanwyck, it's Daldry. I need a favor.
396
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:27,835
You can finally pay me back
for giving you Courtney Yamazaki.
397
00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:31,099
She was never gonna go out with you.
She thinks you're disgusting.
398
00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:34,208
Whatever gets you through the night, amigo.
What do you want?
399
00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:36,467
We need a number for a girl that goes to North.
400
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:39,199
Uh, hold on a sec. What year?
401
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,535
Junior.
Who was that?
402
00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,176
Uh, it's Hodgman.
403
00:26:44,332 --> 00:26:48,140
Uh, Junior. Okay.
It's gonna be Aubrey Miller.
404
00:26:48,299 --> 00:26:51,209
Miller, Audrey.
Aubrey.
405
00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:54,707
Aubrey Miller.
Just an address and the home number.
406
00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:57,071
No cell?
What did I say?
407
00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:58,677
Okay, how about an e-mail?
408
00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,868
Just the home number.
You want it or not, Dave?
409
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,809
Yes, give us the number.
410
00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:10,036
I went out with this guy
411
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,838
This guy
412
00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:15,911
Hey, we're gonna see that movie
tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard.
413
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,569
What movie?
Where the world ends in like five days.
414
00:27:18,735 --> 00:27:21,077
Three days.
Three days. Not a lot of time.
415
00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:23,214
That movie's gonna suck.
I think I'll skip it.
416
00:27:23,369 --> 00:27:24,903
David.
417
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:30,078
Look, it goes without saying, leave it
a few days before you call this girl.
418
00:27:30,237 --> 00:27:32,646
You know, let's give the illusion
that you have a life.
419
00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:36,976
Of course. Of course. I mean, I'm happy
we got the number, but I don't know.
420
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:39,376
I probably...
Hey, probably won't even call her at all.
421
00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:42,516
We'll see. We'll see how I feel
by the end of the week or something.
422
00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:43,774
Or in like a couple weeks.
423
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:49,239
Uh, hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller?
I don't take solicitations.
424
00:27:49,405 --> 00:27:53,475
No, no, no. I'm, uh...
I'm actually a friend of your...
425
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:58,246
Well, one of your daughters.
Only got the one that I'm aware of.
426
00:27:58,406 --> 00:28:00,907
Yup, right, okay.
Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's.
427
00:28:01,073 --> 00:28:02,449
Uh-huh.
428
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,542
Yes, well, may I speak with her, please?
429
00:28:09,141 --> 00:28:10,709
Hello?
Aubrey?
430
00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:14,012
Speaking.
Well, hey, it's Dave.
431
00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:18,483
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, hold on one second.
432
00:28:18,641 --> 00:28:20,449
One second. Um...
433
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:26,177
Hi. What's up?
434
00:28:26,343 --> 00:28:31,048
Oh, uh, well, nothing much, actually.
I just, uh...
435
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,711
I got home safely, so there's that.
Rest easy, I guess. Heh.
436
00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:38,946
But I don't know, I just wanted
to make sure that, um, you were cool.
437
00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:43,112
You know, that everything was cool with,
uh, you know...
438
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,311
Yeah.
439
00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:46,114
Yeah, everything's cool?
Yeah.
440
00:28:46,278 --> 00:28:51,018
Great. Good. Sweet.
Uh, well, okay. Um...
441
00:28:51,745 --> 00:28:54,951
Well, hey, I also wanted to say, uh...
Well, or ask you.
442
00:28:55,112 --> 00:28:56,817
What are you doing later?
443
00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:58,951
Uh, I don't know.
Ha, ha.
444
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,351
I think I'm gonna go to a movie with Ronny.
445
00:29:01,513 --> 00:29:03,048
Ronny?
Ronny.
446
00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:04,418
Ronny. Of course.
447
00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:08,456
That's good. That's actually funny, though,
because I'm going to the movies tonight too.
448
00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,956
Um, but we're going to Old Orchard.
449
00:29:12,314 --> 00:29:13,451
Well, that's where I'm going.
450
00:29:14,315 --> 00:29:17,054
Then I guess I'll see you.
Maybe.
451
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,522
All right. Well, cool.
Cool.
452
00:29:20,682 --> 00:29:22,557
Later.
453
00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:33,592
I think that went pretty well, right?
454
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:39,951
Can we finish this?
Listen.
455
00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:42,493
I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting.
That's not my thing.
456
00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,026
You stick to your area,
and I will stick to mine.
457
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,560
But let me just say this:
458
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,525
We all knew at some point
I was going to have a drink.
459
00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:52,630
It's inevitable.
I am a teenager, and this is America,
460
00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:57,094
and isn't it way better that I do it here,
alone in my room with a glass of wine,
461
00:29:57,252 --> 00:30:00,594
rather than at some party, doing Jager
shots with some frat-boy date rapist?
462
00:30:00,752 --> 00:30:03,992
Or when I could be killed
in, like, a fiery car accident?
463
00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:09,197
Well?
Look, this isn't just about wine. This...
464
00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:12,423
You spilled it. You... You...
465
00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:16,623
Ugh. I don't even know.
What was the question again?
466
00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:20,426
Can I go to the movies tonight, or are we
gonna punish me for being responsible?
467
00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:26,924
Really?
468
00:30:29,323 --> 00:30:31,028
You may go.
469
00:30:31,889 --> 00:30:33,390
Good.
470
00:30:34,289 --> 00:30:35,622
It was a good talk.
471
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:39,494
Whoa, whoa
472
00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:42,396
Oh, yeah, yeah
473
00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:45,130
Whoa, whoa
474
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,461
How you doing?
475
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:52,062
Well, you know, I've been better.
476
00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:55,828
I've had a really rough week, emotionally.
477
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:59,163
And I'm telling you
because I might not be, like,
478
00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:02,827
a ton of fun tonight or...
479
00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,993
You've been crying.
480
00:31:08,126 --> 00:31:09,832
Anyway-
481
00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:12,065
How are you?
482
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,328
Fine.
483
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,564
This is so not cool.
What am I doing here, you know?
484
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:26,039
She's gonna think I'm stalking her
like some weird, creepy nerd.
485
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:28,434
Remember Aaron Finklestein?
Uh-huh.
486
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,595
That's gonna be me.
That's gonna be me.
487
00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:32,831
God, the poor bastard
was never heard from again.
488
00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:34,769
Then again, I don't plan on raping anybody.
489
00:31:34,929 --> 00:31:37,998
Don't look now, lambchop.
This shit just got real.
490
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,971
No, okay...
Hey.
491
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,675
Mr. Daldry.
Jane.
492
00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:48,071
B. Hey, where did you
disappear to last night?
493
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:50,435
I was looking for you.
Um, I was around.
494
00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:53,269
I wanted us to have
one of our famous late-night talks.
495
00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:56,171
So, what are you doing later?
Um, I don't know.
496
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,674
Daldry, what are we doing later?
Uh, no commitments.
497
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:02,106
We're keeping our options open. Although I
may have a lead for a party in La Mesa.
498
00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:05,267
We could go to my house.
The parentals are in Cabo,
499
00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:08,037
and I told those losers from Huntington
I may have people over.
500
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,235
Come on. What are we seeing?
501
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,344
Hey, Dave.
Hey. Hey.
502
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,907
Hi. Um, I'm Jane.
503
00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:20,473
Oh, I'm Aubrey.
This is Ronny.
504
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,805
What's up, dudes?
505
00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,206
Hey, Daldry.
Yeah?
506
00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:25,812
Come meet Aubrey and her boyfriend, Ronny.
507
00:32:25,968 --> 00:32:27,673
Her boyfriend, Ronny.
508
00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:31,439
Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry
Pleasure to meet you both.
509
00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:37,070
This is, uh, Brianna, Erica, Big Corporation.
510
00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:38,270
Wait, sorry?
511
00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:41,142
It's a football thing.
It's what everyone calls him.
512
00:32:41,303 --> 00:32:42,713
Big Corporation.
I get it.
513
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:45,178
It's funny because corporations
are destroying everything.
514
00:32:45,337 --> 00:32:48,179
Like the environment, democracy, culture, music.
515
00:32:48,338 --> 00:32:50,782
It's ironic. I love it.
516
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,939
Right. We're gonna see
How the World Ends, yeah?
517
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:57,481
How about you guys?
Uh, the new Almodévar film.
518
00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:00,310
Oh, actually, no.
I'm not down for subtitles tonight.
519
00:33:00,472 --> 00:33:02,780
Is it cool if we see something else?
520
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,406
Oh. Heh.
521
00:33:04,572 --> 00:33:08,642
She's so bashful. But don't be fooled.
She's a tigress when we're alone.
522
00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,341
Whatever you want, my little tiger cub.
523
00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:13,075
You wanna go and see a dumb
kiddy movie, that's fine by me.
524
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,446
I just wanna be next to you tonight.
Yeah.
525
00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:21,474
1:
Go, go, go, go, go!
526
00:33:24,674 --> 00:33:25,674
Mommy!
527
00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,448
2:
Not on my watch, you alien bitch.
528
00:33:56,278 --> 00:33:59,745
1: Come on, boys. Lock and load.
Hit them high, hit them low.
529
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,087
2:
Suck on this.
530
00:34:11,313 --> 00:34:13,847
2: Tell Mikey I love him
and I'll always love him.
531
00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,423
1:
You tell him yourself.
532
00:34:19,047 --> 00:34:21,457
1:
Run. Go. Run, run.
533
00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:35,482
We've only got one shot at this.
534
00:34:56,751 --> 00:34:59,229
Really wonderful film, huh?
535
00:34:59,751 --> 00:35:03,127
Yeah. It's touching.
536
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,297
Hey, listen...
I'm sorry
537
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:10,454
that I made you jump off the roof.
That was nuts. And dangerous.
538
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:14,063
And I'm sorry if I was a little, like...
Ugh.
539
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,686
You know, on the phone.
I just... I wig out a little sometimes.
540
00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:21,457
Not that that's an excuse.
Give me your cell.
541
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,388
Uh... Oh.
542
00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:35,799
Okay. And I forgive you.
543
00:35:39,255 --> 00:35:42,392
So...
So.
544
00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:48,593
So you're here with Jane.
She's really pretty.
545
00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:50,133
Yeah, she's all right.
546
00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,360
And she's sitting next to you
and she's holding your hand.
547
00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:56,195
It kind of seems like she likes you.
No.
548
00:35:56,358 --> 00:35:57,859
I don't know.
Okay.
549
00:35:58,024 --> 00:36:02,026
I'm definitely having thoughts
about the sexy time with her, though.
550
00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,431
Wow.
Definitely. So thanks for that.
551
00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:07,035
Maybe that's good.
Take her off the pedestal.
552
00:36:07,192 --> 00:36:08,795
Besides, that cheeseball romance stuff?
553
00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,960
That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books
and commercials for De Beers.
554
00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:16,229
It's like Zussman says, it's all biology.
Natural selection.
555
00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:17,928
A female chooses her strongest mate
556
00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:20,435
so that her offspring have
a greater chance at survival.
557
00:36:20,593 --> 00:36:21,627
Zussman?
558
00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:25,067
Uh, Mr. Zussman.
He's my biology teacher.
559
00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,705
Although I suppose he's selling something too.
560
00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:31,601
Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate
in my particular gene pool,
561
00:36:31,761 --> 00:36:34,035
Ugh.
But I guess we can give it a shot, right?
562
00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:36,104
Come on.
Confidence is sexy, Hodgman.
563
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,240
I know. That's what my mom
keeps telling me.
564
00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,896
I should go back inside.
565
00:36:42,062 --> 00:36:43,472
Yeah.
566
00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,900
Well, hey, Ronny seems like a cool guy.
567
00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,506
Does he?
No.
568
00:36:48,663 --> 00:36:51,505
Uh, well... I mean, I can't tell yet.
569
00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:54,774
Okay.
570
00:36:54,931 --> 00:36:57,034
Hey, listen. Um...
571
00:36:57,697 --> 00:37:01,039
A bunch of us were gonna go
to that girl's house after, to Brianna's.
572
00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:03,904
Mm-hm.
Uh, I guess some other people too.
573
00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:06,838
It's not like a party. It's just a thing.
Okay.
574
00:37:06,998 --> 00:37:09,442
Yeah, let me talk to him.
Sweet. Talk to him.
575
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:12,270
I guess, uh, enjoy the end of the world.
576
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,869
I wanna travel.
577
00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:27,974
All right.
Last night you got me thinking
578
00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:31,408
about what I wanna do,
and I definitely wanna travel.
579
00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,368
Like, as a career?
580
00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:37,445
Last summer I, uh, got to visit my uncle
and his boyfriend in Madrid.
581
00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:40,705
One day I was just, like,
walking around and I got lost.
582
00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:42,346
And, you know, my cell phone was dead,
583
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:44,208
and I had no idea where their apartment was.
584
00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:48,473
Then I was worried I was gonna have to adapt
to life as a street person in Madrid.
585
00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:50,341
Finally I just wandered out into this plaza
586
00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:52,845
and I sat by this fountain
and I just, like, breathed.
587
00:37:53,003 --> 00:37:57,505
And I realized I had been so focused
on where I was going and getting back
588
00:37:57,671 --> 00:38:01,479
that I hadn't even noticed where I was.
589
00:38:01,637 --> 00:38:04,241
I hadn't noticed anything.
And so I started to.
590
00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:06,383
I started to notice, like,
591
00:38:06,971 --> 00:38:09,472
the personality of the architecture and, like,
592
00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:15,011
The way people would just, like,
greet each other on the streets.
593
00:38:15,172 --> 00:38:20,310
And even the sky looked, like,
different over there.
594
00:38:20,473 --> 00:38:23,577
And it felt like I was just letting go
of something.
595
00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:28,648
But also like I'm finally in the world.
596
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,378
Eventually, I found my way back,
but those few hours,
597
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,678
those were, like, the best.
598
00:38:35,141 --> 00:38:38,915
It was the best pan of my trip, and I just...
599
00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:43,349
I wanna get back out there so bad.
There's so much stuff I wanna see.
600
00:38:44,175 --> 00:38:45,710
Huh.
601
00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:47,854
What?
602
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,316
Wow, that was so stupid.
603
00:38:51,477 --> 00:38:53,546
No, no, no.
No, I'm sorry. That was weird.
604
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:55,813
It wasn't stupid. I just... I was...
605
00:38:56,643 --> 00:39:01,281
I was just listening to you,
and I wanna go with you.
606
00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,382
Okay.
607
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,679
Hey, babe.
What am I, seeing this shit alone?
608
00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:13,824
Yeah. I mean, no. No. No, heh.
609
00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:16,616
I'm coming. Oh, and, uh, here.
610
00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:31,425
Let me tell you guys something.
611
00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:35,185
Something you don't know, because you
haven't really been out in the world yet.
612
00:39:35,814 --> 00:39:39,054
But when you get to my age,
you'll realize that...
613
00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:42,519
You know, that everything is just bullshit.
614
00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:45,684
Nobody cares about anything
except making money, you know?
615
00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:48,054
Like dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
616
00:39:48,216 --> 00:39:52,888
So some glorified little office boy,
junior-executive prick
617
00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:56,358
is gonna tell the Joan Cusack
Experience our stuff isn't commercial?
618
00:39:56,517 --> 00:39:59,723
Screw you, pal. No.
No, I mean, I can probably...
619
00:39:59,884 --> 00:40:04,226
What is the Joan Cusack Experience?
I think it's the name of his band.
620
00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:07,761
- To be an artist. You know,
he's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot."
621
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,486
That's why you just gotta focus on the basics.
622
00:40:10,651 --> 00:40:13,095
The fundamentals.
The simple things, you know?
623
00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:14,888
The simple intricacies of life.
624
00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:21,120
What are you thinking?
625
00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:26,196
I think whoever said you should always
be yourself obviously never met Ronny.
626
00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:36,532
Isn't this pool nuts?
I feel like we're at Hef's mansion.
627
00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:42,227
I'm Jane.
Aubrey. We met.
628
00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:46,697
Right. You know Dave.
Yeah. A little.
629
00:40:47,889 --> 00:40:49,423
Do you, like,
630
00:40:50,589 --> 00:40:52,033
like him?
631
00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:56,133
Heh, what?
No. No, no. I, um...
632
00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:58,029
No, I'm with, um...
633
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,663
that guy...
634
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:04,901
Oh. Wow.
635
00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:06,535
He is gorgeous.
636
00:41:06,691 --> 00:41:09,897
I mean, I like Dave as a friend.
He's cool.
637
00:41:10,058 --> 00:41:11,559
No, Dave is amazing.
638
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:16,592
He's one of my best friends.
Definitely my best guy friend.
639
00:41:16,759 --> 00:41:20,636
He's always been there for me, through
all my terrible relationships and shit,
640
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,532
and I can tell him anything.
641
00:41:22,693 --> 00:41:26,297
He gives the best advice.
He's so smart.
642
00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:28,404
You should see the way he is with his sister.
643
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,037
His sister?
Yeah, she's five.
644
00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:33,296
Or maybe six. But so, so cute.
645
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,460
And he's, like, super involved in her life,
646
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,696
because I guess the dad
isn't really around or whatever.
647
00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:40,237
Where is he?
648
00:41:40,395 --> 00:41:43,373
It's just that most guys our age are
completely self-absorbed, you know?
649
00:41:43,995 --> 00:41:48,303
Yeah, I know. And they never shut up.
Never, right?
650
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:51,133
God, I am so sick of these arrogant jagweeds,
651
00:41:51,295 --> 00:41:55,831
with their big stupid mouths
and their tiny little penises.
652
00:41:55,996 --> 00:41:59,372
We're not talking about Dave anymore.
We're talking about Brendan Meltzer.
653
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,997
Is he a douche bag?
World's most humongous douche bag.
654
00:42:03,164 --> 00:42:04,369
Like, officially.
655
00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:06,940
And you know what the
really sick part is? I knew it. I knew.
656
00:42:07,097 --> 00:42:10,042
And I knew he was probably
gonna tell everyone that we...
657
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:14,801
Because I've pretty much heard about every single
girl he's hooked up with, so why would I be any...?
658
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,842
But anyway, I don't know.
659
00:42:17,998 --> 00:42:22,500
All I want is once
for one of these boys to just, like,
660
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,473
ask me a question, you know?
661
00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:30,836
Like my opinion or how I'm doing
or really anything.
662
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,001
Because at this point, if one of them
were to, like, open the door for me
663
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,668
or offer to buy dinner,
664
00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:40,074
I would be so frigging shocked,
I would probably fall over.
665
00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,508
You know,
666
00:42:46,368 --> 00:42:49,176
sometimes it's just the guy that you...
667
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:53,675
Sometimes what?
668
00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:57,303
Hmm?
669
00:42:58,070 --> 00:43:01,241
Weren't you...?
You were about to say something.
670
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,143
Was I?
671
00:43:04,070 --> 00:43:05,571
No.
672
00:43:06,203 --> 00:43:11,342
No, no. Well, heh, yes,
but now it's gone. Poof.
673
00:43:11,904 --> 00:43:16,315
It was just, like, a second ago.
Yeah. Weird, right?
674
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:17,744
Yeah.
675
00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:19,349
Hey.
676
00:43:20,072 --> 00:43:21,675
You.
677
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:29,673
Dave.
678
00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:32,044
So where did you meet my lady?
679
00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:36,010
In an alley.
She's, uh, pretty great, huh?
680
00:43:36,174 --> 00:43:38,118
What?
She's pretty great.
681
00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:41,684
You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great.
682
00:43:42,107 --> 00:43:44,210
Yeah, she is.
683
00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:48,410
I mean, I don't usually go for high school girls.
Too needy. Way too immature.
684
00:43:48,575 --> 00:43:50,450
But this one,
685
00:43:51,308 --> 00:43:53,116
you know, she's inspiring.
686
00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,480
I'm actually writing a song about her.
687
00:43:55,642 --> 00:43:58,143
Well, about her knees.
688
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,581
We're gonna have sex tonight.
689
00:44:08,277 --> 00:44:09,311
Yeah?
690
00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:12,819
Yeah. We were supposed to do it
last weekend, but I got the flu.
691
00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:14,422
Sure.
692
00:44:14,577 --> 00:44:19,249
I'm not gonna lie to you, Dan, it's been a
long time coming, but we're finally doing it.
693
00:44:19,412 --> 00:44:21,515
Gonna do it to it.
694
00:44:23,512 --> 00:44:25,184
So where is this taking place?
695
00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:29,923
Um, probably in my van.
Jesus.
696
00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,454
Shit, I gotta move that kick drum.
697
00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:37,718
Well, Ronny, that sounds unforgettable.
698
00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:43,655
Pretty, pretty unforgettable.
699
00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:50,517
I'm, uh...
700
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,950
gonna go drain the Lil Wayne.
701
00:45:38,553 --> 00:45:41,293
You never told me you have a sister.
702
00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:44,322
I guess it never came up.
703
00:45:44,487 --> 00:45:47,988
She's my half sister, technically.
704
00:45:48,155 --> 00:45:51,463
Her dad's not really
in our lives anymore anyway, so...
705
00:45:51,622 --> 00:45:53,896
What about your dad?
706
00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,896
Remarried. Lives in Stovington.
707
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,124
He's an endodontist.
708
00:45:59,955 --> 00:46:02,229
Gives one hell of a root canal,
if you're ever in need.
709
00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:06,266
You know, I just had this very
clear image in my head of you
710
00:46:06,424 --> 00:46:08,424
and what your life was like and your family.
711
00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:11,193
And it turns out that it was just completely wrong.
712
00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:13,301
Stupid of me to think that
I knew you after one night.
713
00:46:13,457 --> 00:46:16,026
Please don't have sex with Ronny.
714
00:46:17,924 --> 00:46:19,493
The guy is unbelievable.
715
00:46:19,658 --> 00:46:22,068
Yeah. You can't lose
your virginity to him.
716
00:46:22,224 --> 00:46:25,135
Why not?
Are you...? Are you kidding me?
717
00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:26,997
You know, it's not some beautiful thing.
718
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,569
It's not some treasure that I have to guard
719
00:46:29,726 --> 00:46:34,068
until I find the one or the right person.
720
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:38,398
Because there is no right person.
There's just some dude.
721
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,970
Okay? And it happens, and it's a little
gnarly and kind of uncomfortable,
722
00:46:42,127 --> 00:46:44,503
but one day, one day it's gonna be terrific.
723
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:46,798
It's gonna be like crazy
porno-sex terrific.
724
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,370
So I just gotta get from here to there
safely and on my own terms.
725
00:46:50,528 --> 00:46:54,405
And I know that Ronny is safe because I
have my own copy of his test results.
726
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:59,199
So would you please, please just tell me
why I can't go and get it over with?
727
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:06,337
You know, I think it's finding
the right person that makes it special.
728
00:47:06,863 --> 00:47:11,205
Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy.
Okay.
729
00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:14,639
You know what, Dave? Heh.
730
00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:19,774
You... You are in love with Jane.
You're in love with her.
731
00:47:19,931 --> 00:47:24,342
You are in love with her smile and her hair
tucking and her annoyingly perfect olive skin.
732
00:47:24,498 --> 00:47:29,341
I mean, who has skin like that?
It's ridiculous. It's, like, per...
733
00:47:29,498 --> 00:47:31,772
You've got great skin.
Yeah, well, thank you.
734
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,501
But that's because I work
really hard at my skin, okay?
735
00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:37,167
I'm on a first-name basis
with my dermatologist.
736
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:39,867
If there's a problem,
then Phyllis and I, we deal with it.
737
00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:44,910
But that's not the point here.
That's not the point.
738
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,705
The point is that you are infatuated with Jane.
739
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,940
So I'm gonna go do Ronny.
740
00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:57,505
Why are you smiling?
741
00:47:58,569 --> 00:48:00,513
You dig me.
742
00:48:02,736 --> 00:48:06,737
No. No. Heh, please.
743
00:48:06,903 --> 00:48:12,008
Oh, so, what, you're like this
confident, cocky guy now?
744
00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,115
You're that guy?
745
00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,407
I guess.
Right.
746
00:48:16,570 --> 00:48:21,709
And that's not just because your mom
and I said that you should be more...
747
00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:25,042
confident?
I don't know. Maybe.
748
00:48:26,138 --> 00:48:27,843
What do you think?
749
00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,779
I just...
750
00:48:29,939 --> 00:48:32,212
I think that you should probably...
751
00:48:32,372 --> 00:48:33,782
Aubrey. We gotta go.
752
00:48:33,939 --> 00:48:37,213
Uh, okay, yeah, one minute.
No, right now. We're leaving.
753
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,544
Are you even sober enough to drive?
I'm fine.
754
00:48:39,706 --> 00:48:42,547
Or I could give you a ride.
Just mind your business, Dan.
755
00:48:42,706 --> 00:48:44,343
Okay. You know what I think?
756
00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,451
I think that you know my name is actually Dave.
757
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,210
Kind of like how I know yours is actually 'Dick'.
758
00:48:51,741 --> 00:48:53,548
Ow. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm okay.
759
00:48:53,707 --> 00:48:57,516
I'll gonna kill this bitch. I'll kick the living
shit out of you. The living shit, my friend.
760
00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:00,017
You pretentious little
Belle and Sebastian...
761
00:49:00,176 --> 00:49:03,120
Whoa, little man.
Stop! Everyone, just calm down.
762
00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:04,878
Behave.
I wanna make him cry.
763
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,384
All right, Ronny.
Chill.
764
00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,714
I've never done this before,
but I'm gonna kick your ass.
765
00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:12,945
That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy.
What are you people doing in here?
766
00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:15,349
I told you, living room is off-limits.
We're leaving.
767
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:16,579
Good.
Yeah, good.
768
00:49:16,744 --> 00:49:19,950
Wait, what? You're leaving?
I'm gonna go with him.
769
00:49:20,111 --> 00:49:21,782
Ronny.
770
00:49:21,944 --> 00:49:23,047
Goodbye.
771
00:49:25,778 --> 00:49:27,949
Whatever. We shouldn't even be here.
772
00:49:28,112 --> 00:49:32,113
We should not even be here.
Children.
773
00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:40,717
You okay? Somebody said
you were in a fight or something.
774
00:49:40,879 --> 00:49:42,653
Not quite.
775
00:49:44,046 --> 00:49:48,491
Well, I am a little tipsy. Heh.
776
00:49:51,914 --> 00:49:53,950
Yes, I am.
777
00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:03,823
Thank you.
Yeah.
778
00:50:07,082 --> 00:50:10,617
Hey, so that girl, your friend,
779
00:50:10,783 --> 00:50:13,260
she's super cute, right?
780
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,690
Yeah, super cute.
781
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:20,118
Is she still here?
No, they left.
782
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:23,421
Right. With her boyfriend.
783
00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:26,188
Who is a hottie, by the way.
784
00:50:28,385 --> 00:50:30,260
Not that that's...
785
00:50:31,385 --> 00:50:34,386
Well, I don't care about
that kind of stuff anymore.
786
00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:38,826
I am over boys.
They all suck. Heh.
787
00:50:39,252 --> 00:50:41,594
Especially the hotties.
Heh.
788
00:50:41,753 --> 00:50:45,527
Yeah, you've said that before.
Many times.
789
00:50:45,686 --> 00:50:48,255
No, this time I mean it.
790
00:50:49,554 --> 00:50:52,361
Last night I did the stupidest thing ever.
791
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:57,625
I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop
laughing about this thing.
792
00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:02,628
Anyway, the cops showed up, and he
asked me if I needed a ride home...
793
00:51:02,788 --> 00:51:04,766
Do you know what "homogenized" means?
794
00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:10,362
What?
Homogenized.
795
00:51:12,589 --> 00:51:13,999
Uh...
796
00:51:14,356 --> 00:51:16,891
It's a kind of milk, isn't it?
797
00:51:17,056 --> 00:51:19,398
Homogenized milk.
798
00:51:21,357 --> 00:51:23,028
Yeah.
799
00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:26,124
Yeah.
800
00:51:28,491 --> 00:51:30,799
What's going on with you?
801
00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:33,102
Something's weird.
802
00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:37,534
You know what? I'm just feeling...
803
00:51:43,493 --> 00:51:44,527
What?
804
00:51:46,393 --> 00:51:48,269
Jane...
805
00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:50,963
Janey...
806
00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:56,234
I'm gonna go.
807
00:51:58,395 --> 00:52:00,304
What?
808
00:52:00,462 --> 00:52:02,371
But I was just telling you about...
809
00:52:02,894 --> 00:52:04,895
Don't you wanna talk?
810
00:52:05,062 --> 00:52:06,835
No, not tonight.
811
00:52:07,728 --> 00:52:09,070
I'll see you on Monday, okay?
812
00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,499
Okay.
813
00:52:15,463 --> 00:52:17,442
You dig me.
814
00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:21,439
"You dig me"? Oh, my God.
What, was that supposed to be cute?
815
00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:25,041
Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep.
Those were my intentions.
816
00:52:25,198 --> 00:52:29,903
Those were my intentions. Did she buy it?
Nope. Mm-mm-mm. No, sir.
817
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:31,633
How could she?
818
00:52:31,798 --> 00:52:35,742
"You dig me." Who...? Nobody...
I've never heard anyone say that.
819
00:52:35,898 --> 00:52:37,637
God, that's... Ugh.
820
00:52:38,632 --> 00:52:39,666
God.
821
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,606
The things we used to do
822
00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:47,810
When the nightmare wouldn't end
823
00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:58,637
Turn up the sight of you
824
00:52:59,935 --> 00:53:03,845
And feel it all again
825
00:53:11,569 --> 00:53:13,877
The posters on the wall
826
00:53:14,036 --> 00:53:15,446
I broke up with Ronny.
827
00:53:15,603 --> 00:53:18,740
That were our only friends
828
00:53:18,903 --> 00:53:20,608
I didn't do it for you.
I know.
829
00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,112
But it's totally your fault.
Right.
830
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,476
You know, this doesn't mean that I can
jump into some relationship with you.
831
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:28,972
Okay.
832
00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,604
I mean, I don't even know
if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow.
833
00:53:33,405 --> 00:53:37,679
Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna
have to drive around all night.
834
00:53:39,705 --> 00:53:41,580
I could be into that.
835
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,308
Let's go out tonight
836
00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:51,473
And do something that's wrong
837
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,851
'Cause I don't feel all right
838
00:53:56,273 --> 00:53:59,513
When disaster's gone
839
00:54:00,274 --> 00:54:03,844
Anne with an E
840
00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:07,816
You're everything to me
841
00:54:17,442 --> 00:54:18,749
Oh, my God.
842
00:54:24,643 --> 00:54:27,985
Is that the same...?
Holy shit. From last night.
843
00:54:29,044 --> 00:54:30,919
Those kids.
844
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,281
I think I might be sick.
845
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,291
I'm sorry.
846
00:55:04,048 --> 00:55:09,322
Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never.
You never have to apologize to me.
847
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,061
I don't know why I'm...
848
00:55:22,816 --> 00:55:24,260
Shit.
849
00:55:24,749 --> 00:55:26,557
It's scary stuff.
850
00:55:27,550 --> 00:55:30,585
Sometimes everything seems really...
851
00:55:31,218 --> 00:55:32,991
harsh.
852
00:55:34,518 --> 00:55:37,052
I don't think I can handle it.
853
00:55:38,651 --> 00:55:42,857
Or I don't know if I'm gonna be...
854
00:55:43,619 --> 00:55:45,824
you know, strong enough...
855
00:55:46,686 --> 00:55:48,062
to be on my own.
856
00:55:48,385 --> 00:55:50,829
Oh, what?
857
00:55:50,986 --> 00:55:52,759
You will be.
858
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,254
You are, you know. Trust me.
859
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,398
And you're not gonna be on your own.
860
00:55:58,553 --> 00:56:02,793
I mean, you've got your family
and you've got...
861
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,168
Okay.
Yeah.
862
00:56:32,324 --> 00:56:34,928
I should, um, really go inside now.
863
00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:37,160
I think you should too.
I'm going to.
864
00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:41,633
All right, then, go.
In a second. Don't rush me.
865
00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:48,660
So I'll call you tomorrow?
Yeah. Okay.
866
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:51,161
Yeah. Heh.
Heh.
867
00:56:51,893 --> 00:56:53,098
Whew.
868
00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:57,634
Yeah. I mean, you don't have to.
869
00:56:57,793 --> 00:57:00,237
Or, like, don't go out of your way or anything.
870
00:57:01,494 --> 00:57:03,233
Okay.
871
00:57:03,393 --> 00:57:05,372
All right. Heh.
872
00:57:57,366 --> 00:57:59,208
Hi.
What are you doing?
873
00:57:59,366 --> 00:58:01,276
I thought you had so much calculus homework.
874
00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:04,469
I wasn't gonna bug you
for at least another 15 minutes.
875
00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:08,840
I'm taking a much-deserved break
Yeah, me too... I'm at the park with Stella...
876
00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:12,070
We got some big money riding
on this peewee baseball game.
877
00:58:12,235 --> 00:58:14,008
Yeah, maybe I could, um...
878
00:58:14,735 --> 00:58:17,508
You wanna come hang outwith us?
Meet the gerbil?
879
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:22,170
Well, I don't wanna, like,
butt in on your time with your sister.
880
00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:26,246
No, are you kidding me? She's sick
to death of me. Come on. Here.
881
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,170
Aubrey?
Yes?
882
00:58:29,337 --> 00:58:32,178
Hi, this is Stella.
Hi.
883
00:58:32,337 --> 00:58:34,679
Can you please come to the park
and hang out with us?
884
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:42,078
We've never been apart for that long,
so it'll be an adjustment, definitely.
885
00:58:42,238 --> 00:58:46,614
I mean, but I'll be back all the time,
and she'll come out a lot.
886
00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:49,945
We'll make it work.
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
887
00:58:50,105 --> 00:58:52,583
Plus, we've still got
the whole summer. Ahem.
888
00:58:53,172 --> 00:58:57,015
She wants to go on a roller coaster.
She's like obsessed with roller coasters.
889
00:58:57,173 --> 00:58:58,912
Where's her father?
890
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,880
I mean, you don't have to tell me.
No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh...
891
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,777
We just don't really know.
892
00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:09,282
He had a drug problem. Uh...
893
00:59:10,307 --> 00:59:13,251
Got himself into debt, took off.
894
00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:15,249
It was a real mess. Ahem.
895
00:59:16,608 --> 00:59:18,814
The worst part,
896
00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:23,613
Stella really liked him,
and he just completely bailed on her.
897
00:59:24,109 --> 00:59:26,610
That's part of why it's hard, you know, leaving.
898
00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:30,185
I don't want her to worry
that I'm not gonna come back.
899
00:59:33,676 --> 00:59:35,586
Dave, it's...
900
00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:39,685
No, you're right.
901
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,313
It'll be fine.
902
00:59:44,178 --> 00:59:46,816
What are you two talking about over here?
903
00:59:46,978 --> 00:59:50,422
We were talking about roller coasters.
I love roller coasters.
904
00:59:50,578 --> 00:59:53,613
Yeah? How do you know?
You've never even been on one yet.
905
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,548
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey. I need your input.
906
01:00:00,746 --> 01:00:03,952
What do you think, with this dress,
the shawl or the jacket?
907
01:00:04,113 --> 01:00:05,648
Are you guys going somewhere?
908
01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:08,485
Nope. This is how we've decided
to start dressing around the house.
909
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,647
We're gonna have to insist that you do too.
910
01:00:10,814 --> 01:00:12,315
Every Sunday.
It's gonna be a regular thing.
911
01:00:12,481 --> 01:00:15,823
I've told you about this a hundred times.
Tonight's the benefit.
912
01:00:15,981 --> 01:00:17,516
The benefit.
913
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:20,488
The cancer center.
Your father is presenting an award.
914
01:00:20,648 --> 01:00:23,252
Are you ever listening to me
when I tell you these things?
915
01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:25,359
Right, the benefit.
That's tonight.
916
01:00:25,516 --> 01:00:28,051
Yes, it's tonight.
There's lasagna in the fridge.
917
01:00:28,216 --> 01:00:31,160
You should eat it,
because we're gonna be late, okay?
918
01:00:31,316 --> 01:00:33,658
Okay. And I'd, um...
919
01:00:33,817 --> 01:00:36,795
You know, I'd definitely go
with the jacket, no question.
920
01:00:36,950 --> 01:00:40,622
As would I. Let's go.
Ah, coming. Good night.
921
01:00:40,783 --> 01:00:42,284
Night.
922
01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:53,021
So here's the thing.
923
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:58,487
My parents are gonna go to this benefit.
Benefits are cool.
924
01:00:58,652 --> 01:01:00,153
Uh...
925
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,921
Uh, you should come over.
Really?
926
01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:09,190
I mean, if you want to, you could...
Do you want to?
927
01:01:09,354 --> 01:01:13,958
Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure.
Uh, when-ish?
928
01:01:14,121 --> 01:01:15,621
Like 45 minutes-ish?
929
01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:17,696
Uh, no, that should work for me.
Good.
930
01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:18,888
Great.
Bye.
931
01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,464
Bye.
932
01:01:28,922 --> 01:01:30,423
No.
933
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,823
No, because you're not that guy.
934
01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:37,633
You're not that guy who walks around
with a condom in his wallet.
935
01:01:38,257 --> 01:01:39,826
You're not.
936
01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:09,866
Can I put this down in your room?
It's deceptively heavy.
937
01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,130
Mm-hm.
Thanks.
938
01:02:19,461 --> 01:02:21,871
What you got in there?
Oh, I got you something.
939
01:02:22,028 --> 01:02:23,335
Uh, it's nothing.
940
01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:27,667
You know,
it's just like getting you flowers or...
941
01:02:27,829 --> 01:02:31,705
Or... I would never get you flowers though
because I know how you feel about cheesiness.
942
01:02:31,862 --> 01:02:34,204
I'm not opposed to flowers.
I like flowers. They're pretty.
943
01:02:34,363 --> 01:02:37,001
Oh. Okay. Huh.
944
01:02:37,163 --> 01:02:39,800
Well, now I know that. Um, wow.
945
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,339
I should have got you, like,
a whole box of flowers.
946
01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,600
You shouldn't have gotten me anything.
947
01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:48,334
Well, after the park, I took Stella
to this really cool store off Scottsdale
948
01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:50,998
where, um, I used to go in
all the time because I would get...
949
01:02:51,164 --> 01:02:53,938
I used to have this
antique-action-figure collection. Uh...
950
01:02:54,665 --> 01:02:58,632
I don't know why I'm telling you about
my action-figure collection, but any...
951
01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:09,133
I thought you could cut them up.
You know, for collage.
952
01:03:16,234 --> 01:03:20,269
You are just completely ridiculous.
953
01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:24,970
I know. I know. It was stupid.
Uh, I just...
954
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,579
I don't know why I brought that.
I just... I thought maybe...
955
01:03:28,735 --> 01:03:31,373
You probably have a whole system for that.
956
01:03:31,936 --> 01:03:33,936
I dig you so much.
957
01:03:54,138 --> 01:03:57,309
So much, it like, freaks me out.
958
01:03:57,772 --> 01:03:59,647
I told you.
959
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,977
I want you to hear this song
I downloaded last night.
960
01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,880
I was maybe gonna put it on a CD
with some other stuff for your car.
961
01:04:19,374 --> 01:04:22,319
Like a mix?
No, not like a mix, just...
962
01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:30,484
Girl come to me in a dream
963
01:04:33,909 --> 01:04:36,979
And I don't even know her name
964
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,454
A pretty mark upon her breast
965
01:04:45,844 --> 01:04:49,050
To signify her from the rest
966
01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:51,983
So, what do you wanna do?
967
01:04:52,144 --> 01:04:55,486
But her and I are just the same
968
01:04:55,645 --> 01:04:58,418
Well, there's some lasagna.
Are you hungry?
969
01:04:58,578 --> 01:05:00,817
- Are you?
- No.
970
01:05:00,978 --> 01:05:02,718
Me neither.
971
01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:05,552
Okay.
972
01:05:06,312 --> 01:05:07,984
We could, um...
973
01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:13,790
- We could watch a movie.
- Well, I've actually seen all the movies.
974
01:05:13,947 --> 01:05:16,652
I'm pretty sure there's quite a few movies.
975
01:05:16,813 --> 01:05:19,052
I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.
976
01:05:19,214 --> 01:05:21,351
Okay, then, that's out.
977
01:05:21,915 --> 01:05:24,893
I know it won't be easy
978
01:05:28,015 --> 01:05:32,619
What a thing to believe
979
01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:34,192
We could go for a ride.
980
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,758
Yeah, we could.
We could definitely do that.
981
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:40,451
Or, you know, not,
982
01:05:40,616 --> 01:05:44,060
because we'll probably just
end up coming back here.
983
01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:47,457
Yeah, so, what's the point?
984
01:05:48,017 --> 01:05:49,723
We could play a game.
985
01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:54,760
You know, like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle.
986
01:05:56,618 --> 01:05:59,118
I'd wipe the floor with you if we played Boggle.
987
01:05:59,285 --> 01:06:00,627
Seriously, I'm amazing.
988
01:06:00,785 --> 01:06:04,524
I could have gone pro
if I hadn't blown out my knee.
989
01:06:04,685 --> 01:06:07,254
The letter slipped
Right through my hands
990
01:06:09,953 --> 01:06:13,159
Practiced all my wit and charm
991
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,455
Had many girls on every arm
992
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:21,064
I don't really feel like playing games, do you?
993
01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:22,892
Not really.
994
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,522
Okay.
995
01:06:25,154 --> 01:06:27,325
So, what do you wanna do?
996
01:06:29,354 --> 01:06:31,026
Really.
997
01:06:39,489 --> 01:06:41,092
What?
998
01:06:42,023 --> 01:06:45,524
What? What are you...?
What are you thinking?
999
01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:51,628
Uh, I'm sort of thinking that, um...
What?
1000
01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:56,758
I'm thinking that this has just been like...
1001
01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,558
the best weekend of my life.
1002
01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:09,499
And I don't wanna do anything
that might screw it up.
1003
01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:12,761
Oh.
1004
01:07:13,526 --> 01:07:15,128
Um...
1005
01:07:15,293 --> 01:07:18,533
Yeah. No, you're right.
1006
01:07:18,693 --> 01:07:20,535
I am?
1007
01:07:20,694 --> 01:07:23,638
Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right.
1008
01:07:24,861 --> 01:07:29,203
Yeah, we should just, you know,
take things slow, not rush things.
1009
01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:31,964
You know, we don't wanna be cliche
Yeah, cliches are the worst.
1010
01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:35,538
Those people who are like, "Ah, those
teenagers with their raging hormones.
1011
01:07:35,695 --> 01:07:39,798
They can't control themselves." It's like, come on.
Yes, we can control ourselves.
1012
01:07:39,962 --> 01:07:42,839
Such bullshit. We are not bunnies.
We are absolutely not bunnies.
1013
01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:45,974
We are capable of making intelligent,
rational decisions.
1014
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,074
I think we're making one right now.
We are. This is good. This is better.
1015
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:51,708
Way better. I'm glad you agree.
I totally agree.
1016
01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,398
Good. Me too.
1017
01:07:58,431 --> 01:08:00,568
Aw, fuck it.
1018
01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:13,436
I know it won't be easy
1019
01:08:15,732 --> 01:08:18,336
What a thing to believe
1020
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:20,842
Oh, uh... Uh...
1021
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,410
Should I...?
Okay, what?
1022
01:08:24,234 --> 01:08:28,804
Uh, I don't know...
Uh, well, what do you, uh, like?
1023
01:08:29,601 --> 01:08:33,307
Oh, um... Well, did you...
Did you bring a condom?
1024
01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:37,643
No. Shit.
No, no. That's good. That's cool.
1025
01:08:37,802 --> 01:08:40,871
That means that you didn't think that I
thought we were gonna have sex tonight.
1026
01:08:41,036 --> 01:08:42,638
It's cooler that you didn't think that.
1027
01:08:42,802 --> 01:08:47,178
Yeah, heh, no. I definitely didn't think that at all.
Uh, never even crossed my mind.
1028
01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:49,336
I have one.
1029
01:08:49,503 --> 01:08:51,072
What?
A condom.
1030
01:08:51,237 --> 01:08:53,181
Huh?
Should I get it?
1031
01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,781
You could. I mean, sure. Yeah.
Okay.
1032
01:08:55,938 --> 01:08:59,746
That's a thing you could do.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1033
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,673
That's a thing you could do.
1034
01:09:06,538 --> 01:09:08,413
Holy shit.
1035
01:09:20,673 --> 01:09:22,276
All right.
1036
01:09:23,473 --> 01:09:25,178
Uh...
You can have it.
1037
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,079
This is for me.
1038
01:09:31,374 --> 01:09:34,716
I think this is a really good kind.
Like maybe the best.
1039
01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:38,014
I think this is what Tiger uses.
1040
01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:39,985
And it hasn't expired yet.
1041
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:43,052
You know, still got a good
18 months on this guy.
1042
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,516
Not that I have that kind of stamina.
1043
01:09:47,176 --> 01:09:49,518
Hey, "spermicide" is a really
ominous-sounding word, right?
1044
01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:51,677
It sounds like something the Nazis committed.
1045
01:09:51,843 --> 01:09:53,752
Are you gonna put it on?
1046
01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:56,513
You mean right now?
1047
01:09:56,677 --> 01:10:00,486
Or...
No, yeah, uh, yeah. Uh...
1048
01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:05,313
Do you wanna get under the covers?
Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea.
1049
01:10:05,477 --> 01:10:07,114
Good idea.
1050
01:10:07,278 --> 01:10:08,846
Okay.
1051
01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:13,884
Oh, uh...
1052
01:10:15,346 --> 01:10:17,017
Okay.
1053
01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,524
All right.
1054
01:10:35,381 --> 01:10:40,053
Sorry. Sorry.
Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous.
1055
01:10:41,915 --> 01:10:43,484
Well, um...
1056
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:48,189
Do you want me to, uh, you know...?
1057
01:10:48,749 --> 01:10:52,852
No, I'm okay. I'm good.
I actually think I almost got it.
1058
01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:54,426
Oh.
Uh... Heh.
1059
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,687
Oh, good.
Thank you for the offer.
1060
01:10:56,850 --> 01:10:58,259
Mm-hm.
1061
01:11:06,284 --> 01:11:09,888
It's okay. Right there. Right there.
Yeah. Yeah.
1062
01:11:10,385 --> 01:11:12,522
Sweet.
1063
01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:15,926
Oh, okay. Uh...
Yeah. Heh.
1064
01:11:17,919 --> 01:11:19,363
Ooh.
1065
01:11:21,752 --> 01:11:23,321
Hey. Uh...
1066
01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:29,330
No. I want this.
1067
01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:33,061
Me too.
Okay.
1068
01:11:33,888 --> 01:11:35,422
Okay.
1069
01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:15,496
Okay. Okay, no, no, no.
Okay.
1070
01:12:16,025 --> 01:12:20,697
Don't wig out. Don't wig out.
Don't wig out.
1071
01:12:20,859 --> 01:12:22,461
Okay.
1072
01:12:26,493 --> 01:12:28,368
Don't wig out.
1073
01:12:50,862 --> 01:12:53,340
At least the condom didn't break.
1074
01:12:57,029 --> 01:13:00,997
I think that it can be better.
1075
01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:06,340
You know, like, more fun.
Eventually.
1076
01:13:07,064 --> 01:13:10,474
There's really no other direction it could go.
1077
01:13:11,531 --> 01:13:13,100
Yeah.
1078
01:13:14,398 --> 01:13:16,535
But it wasn't your fault.
1079
01:13:18,066 --> 01:13:21,635
I didn't think it was.
It wasn't.
1080
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:25,772
And it wasn't my fault either.
1081
01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:28,976
Why? Do you think it's my fault?
1082
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,234
Oh.
Hey, no.
1083
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:36,242
It's nobody's... It's nobody's fault, okay?
Look, uh, I just...
1084
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,174
I heard that sometimes
people don't quite fit together.
1085
01:13:40,335 --> 01:13:43,836
Hmm. And you think that that's us?
I don't know.
1086
01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:47,870
But I don't think that's how
it was supposed to go. Uh...
1087
01:13:48,035 --> 01:13:50,604
You know, even if you've never...
1088
01:13:50,768 --> 01:13:52,747
It didn't feel right.
1089
01:13:52,903 --> 01:13:56,711
Well, I mean, right? Did it?
It felt weird.
1090
01:13:57,569 --> 01:13:58,808
It didn't feel good.
1091
01:13:58,970 --> 01:14:01,948
I mean, maybe you weren't
turned on enough or something.
1092
01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:06,378
I don't know how that shit works
or what's, like, normal, or...
1093
01:14:06,837 --> 01:14:11,976
I mean, with guys, the equipment's
pretty self-explanatory, you know?
1094
01:14:12,137 --> 01:14:15,445
But with girls, I just...
I had no idea it got so complicated.
1095
01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:19,981
It's like you practically need a fricking
schematic and a flashlight just to...
1096
01:14:20,138 --> 01:14:24,742
Okay. All right. Oh, my God.
I cannot believe that we just...
1097
01:14:24,906 --> 01:14:27,975
I mean, I've only known you for,
what, like one weekend?
1098
01:14:28,139 --> 01:14:32,379
Not even... Like 43 hours. I don't even
have a copy of your test results.
1099
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:36,246
Test results?
I don't have test results. I'm a virgin.
1100
01:14:36,407 --> 01:14:38,885
Or I was a minute ago.
1101
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:42,042
There are plenty of venereal diseases
you can get without intercourse.
1102
01:14:44,442 --> 01:14:45,613
Okay.
1103
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:47,684
Okay, you know what?
This just...
1104
01:14:47,842 --> 01:14:50,683
This happened really fast,
1105
01:14:50,842 --> 01:14:54,286
and we got carried away and we made a mistake.
1106
01:14:54,443 --> 01:14:57,387
And, you know, it's...
Look, it's not that big of a deal.
1107
01:14:57,543 --> 01:14:59,350
Not the end of the world.
1108
01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:03,686
Had to happen sooner or later, right?
So we just... We got it over with.
1109
01:15:08,277 --> 01:15:11,517
Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything
to put off my calculus homework.
1110
01:15:17,778 --> 01:15:21,779
Yeah, well, I should probably go.
1111
01:15:22,945 --> 01:15:26,890
Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that
roof when your parents come home.
1112
01:15:39,513 --> 01:15:41,583
I guess I'll call you later.
1113
01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,725
Yeah.
1114
01:15:50,382 --> 01:15:51,882
Wait.
1115
01:15:54,248 --> 01:15:58,920
Uh, you know,
why don't I, uh...? Like, I'll...
1116
01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,317
I'll call you.
1117
01:16:02,483 --> 01:16:05,518
Because I've got a crazy few weeks
coming up with finals and everything,
1118
01:16:05,683 --> 01:16:07,218
and also, Ronny keeps calling me
1119
01:16:07,384 --> 01:16:09,691
and leaving these messages apologizing,
1120
01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:12,590
so I don't even know what's gonna...
1121
01:16:12,751 --> 01:16:15,558
You know, he said he wrote this song
that he wants me to hear and...
1122
01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:19,052
Yeah, it's about your knees.
Enjoy that.
1123
01:16:19,218 --> 01:16:21,560
And I know you wanna spend
as much time with your sister
1124
01:16:21,719 --> 01:16:26,561
as possible this summer before
you leave for New York, so, um...
1125
01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:30,061
So this probably isn't a great time
for you either.
1126
01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,197
To be getting into a...
Relationship.
1127
01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:33,888
Anything.
1128
01:16:37,153 --> 01:16:39,654
God. Just for the record,
I tried to stop it.
1129
01:16:39,821 --> 01:16:41,799
All right? You practically...
1130
01:16:41,954 --> 01:16:44,159
Practically what?
1131
01:16:47,088 --> 01:16:50,760
No, nothing.
I'm sorry it happened.
1132
01:16:53,022 --> 01:16:55,932
Yeah. Me too.
1133
01:16:56,489 --> 01:16:59,797
All right, great. I guess I'll see you.
See you, Dave.
1134
01:17:04,623 --> 01:17:06,862
'Cause there's a red moon
Low in the sky
1135
01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,433
And a Santa Anna
1136
01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:15,224
We are love
We are taken for granted
1137
01:17:17,157 --> 01:17:21,499
I'm only here for this moment
1138
01:17:22,325 --> 01:17:27,702
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1139
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:40,601
The things they do to me
1140
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:44,461
Are they trying to make me bleed?
1141
01:17:44,628 --> 01:17:49,595
But I will never need them
Like they need me
1142
01:17:49,761 --> 01:17:55,104
Siri Guru Daveh Nameh
1143
01:17:55,261 --> 01:17:56,705
Come on.
1144
01:18:00,662 --> 01:18:01,765
Shit.
1145
01:18:01,929 --> 01:18:06,465
I wanna love you
I wanna love you
1146
01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:09,575
I wanna love you
1147
01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:13,004
I wanna love you
1148
01:18:13,163 --> 01:18:16,630
I wanna love you
1149
01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:26,073
Hey, it's me. What are you doing?
1150
01:18:30,799 --> 01:18:33,538
Sex. Sex.
1151
01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:38,234
Here's what I know about sex.
You ready? You ready?
1152
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,538
Sex is so much better
1153
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,178
before you've had it.
1154
01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:48,971
Because before you've had it, it's everything.
1155
01:18:49,134 --> 01:18:51,112
You know?
It's what you dream of.
1156
01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:56,178
I mean, your entire world is,
like, consumed in this...
1157
01:18:56,335 --> 01:18:58,711
Well, you guys know what I'm talking about.
1158
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,311
And then after...
1159
01:19:02,669 --> 01:19:05,113
After, it's just...
1160
01:19:05,269 --> 01:19:08,076
It's just sex.
1161
01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:13,114
It's just... It's not even that, you know?
It's just a mess. It's a mess.
1162
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:15,907
I wish I could just go back to the beginning.
1163
01:19:17,037 --> 01:19:19,106
Beginning?
You mean Friday?
1164
01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:22,275
Yeah, Friday.
1165
01:19:22,437 --> 01:19:26,246
Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?
I'd do it all different.
1166
01:19:26,405 --> 01:19:28,508
All right. I'm gonna ask you
a serious question,
1167
01:19:28,672 --> 01:19:31,411
and I want you to think about it
before you give me the answer.
1168
01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:35,779
Is it possible that the problem
was that you're actually, like,
1169
01:19:35,939 --> 01:19:37,611
huge?
1170
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:42,377
And you've never realized it before because you've
never had anything to compare it to up close.
1171
01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:44,449
Would you like me to look at your penis?
1172
01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:47,141
No. Trust me,
that's not the problem.
1173
01:19:47,307 --> 01:19:49,751
You're sure? All right.
Positive.
1174
01:19:56,274 --> 01:19:57,809
What?
1175
01:19:57,975 --> 01:20:01,680
It's better this way.
It's better. Think about it.
1176
01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:04,980
She doesn't go to our school so you're
not gonna run into her in the hallways.
1177
01:20:05,142 --> 01:20:07,746
Nobody knows,
so nobody's gonna hear her version.
1178
01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:11,410
And in a couple of weeks,
it'll be prom, then graduation,
1179
01:20:11,577 --> 01:20:14,987
and before you know it, you're on a plane to JFK.
1180
01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:17,815
So it was never gonna last anyway.
1181
01:20:18,677 --> 01:20:21,383
And now it's done with.
And who knows, maybe years from now
1182
01:20:21,544 --> 01:20:23,647
you'll bump into her somewhere,
you know, in some bar.
1183
01:20:23,811 --> 01:20:27,017
You'll have a few drinks
and you'll laugh about it.
1184
01:20:27,544 --> 01:20:30,421
And that's it. That's life.
1185
01:20:30,579 --> 01:20:34,990
So the best thing to do is just let it go.
Let it go, David.
1186
01:20:38,679 --> 01:20:40,123
I think that's bullshit.
1187
01:20:40,279 --> 01:20:42,848
Oh, really? You do?
Total bullshit.
1188
01:20:43,014 --> 01:20:46,288
You met somebody. Somebody
very cool, from the sound of it.
1189
01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:48,981
How many weekends have we spent driving around
1190
01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:50,955
looking for exactly that thing?
1191
01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:54,354
And it never happens.
It never happens.
1192
01:20:54,514 --> 01:20:56,493
But it did. So now what?
1193
01:20:56,648 --> 01:20:57,955
You hit one bump and you bail?
1194
01:20:58,115 --> 01:20:59,889
Throw your hands up and walk away?
1195
01:21:00,048 --> 01:21:02,152
Well, I mean, it was a pretty major bump.
1196
01:21:02,315 --> 01:21:04,623
No, it wasn't. It was sex.
1197
01:21:04,782 --> 01:21:08,591
One time. The first time.
You don't know anything from that.
1198
01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:11,591
You're gonna tell me you don't think
it's worth giving it one more shot?
1199
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:14,785
You think it's about letting it go. No.
1200
01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:17,224
It's about sticking with it and being a man.
1201
01:21:17,384 --> 01:21:21,328
And I don't mean in no bullshit way,
like you're tough or you're a dick.
1202
01:21:21,484 --> 01:21:24,088
Being a real man.
I don't even know if I am.
1203
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:28,423
You are. You're a man. Now act like it.
1204
01:21:31,585 --> 01:21:33,222
All right, let me ask you this.
1205
01:21:33,386 --> 01:21:36,387
A couple of days ago, you were all about Jane.
1206
01:21:36,552 --> 01:21:38,030
You know, dear, sweet Janey.
1207
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:42,426
And now I just wanna know,
before we go full commando here,
1208
01:21:42,586 --> 01:21:45,928
what is it that's so special
about this particular girl?
1209
01:21:56,488 --> 01:21:57,989
Ugh.
1210
01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:01,293
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad that you called.
1211
01:22:01,455 --> 01:22:05,399
You are? Oh, baby,
I'm so glad you're glad I called.
1212
01:22:05,555 --> 01:22:08,056
I just had to hear your voice,
my sweet girl's voice.
1213
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,257
Ronny.
1214
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,594
This has been the darkest day of my life.
1215
01:22:11,756 --> 01:22:14,200
I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore.
1216
01:22:14,356 --> 01:22:17,198
Things have been so messed up lately,
all this negativity around me.
1217
01:22:17,356 --> 01:22:21,801
Joel and Leon and my mom, that judgmental bitch.
1218
01:22:21,957 --> 01:22:25,458
Anyway, I guess I'm just trying
to say I'm sorry.
1219
01:22:25,624 --> 01:22:30,228
So sorry. And I get it. I do.
You're not ready yet.
1220
01:22:31,325 --> 01:22:34,303
What?
To have sex.
1221
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:37,335
And that's cool. I can wait.
No, I will wait for you.
1222
01:22:37,492 --> 01:22:40,130
A month, or maybe even two.
Whatever it takes.
1223
01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:44,293
It's late and I'm really tired.
1224
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:47,063
I have to get up for school in like four hours.
1225
01:22:47,227 --> 01:22:50,171
Is it that guy from last night?
Are you two, like, together now?
1226
01:22:50,327 --> 01:22:52,236
What? No.
1227
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,832
We're definitely not together.
1228
01:22:54,994 --> 01:22:57,835
I just... don't think I can have
this conversation right now.
1229
01:22:58,294 --> 01:23:00,397
Sorry. I just...
1230
01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:03,539
No, I get it. You're tired.
1231
01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:06,139
Sleep, baby girl. Dream.
1232
01:23:06,295 --> 01:23:11,467
I mean, just please
do not break up with me, okay?
1233
01:23:11,629 --> 01:23:15,301
I mean, nobody gets me, I mean
really gets me, the way that you do.
1234
01:23:15,463 --> 01:23:17,031
I love...
1235
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,971
Lead me on, lead me on
1236
01:23:46,066 --> 01:23:50,909
Right now I just need something
You could be that one thing
1237
01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,738
So lead me on
1238
01:23:57,601 --> 01:24:02,670
Take me home, take me home
1239
01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:07,404
I'll be yours till the morning
Then leave without warning
1240
01:24:07,568 --> 01:24:10,876
So take me home
1241
01:24:22,504 --> 01:24:24,448
Slut.
1242
01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:36,139
Call me, please
Call me, please
1243
01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:41,076
I can't wait forever
You know better
1244
01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,080
So call me, please
1245
01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:45,876
Morning.
1246
01:24:47,939 --> 01:24:52,816
Leave me be, leave me be
1247
01:24:53,206 --> 01:24:55,844
You had your chance already
1248
01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,951
Someone else, I go steady
So leave me be
1249
01:24:58,107 --> 01:25:01,574
Are you all right?
Yeah.
1250
01:25:14,043 --> 01:25:15,248
I met a boy.
1251
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:24,584
A really good one.
And I think I drove him away.
1252
01:25:26,743 --> 01:25:28,585
Honey, I'm sure you didn't.
1253
01:25:29,411 --> 01:25:33,254
No, I did. I messed up.
1254
01:25:33,411 --> 01:25:36,049
And now it's over before I...
1255
01:25:37,211 --> 01:25:38,848
I'm never gonna see him again.
1256
01:25:40,311 --> 01:25:42,789
Oh, sweetheart.
1257
01:25:45,146 --> 01:25:47,090
I love you.
1258
01:25:49,047 --> 01:25:52,287
Both of you. So much.
1259
01:25:52,446 --> 01:25:55,584
And I'm sorry if I don't tell you it more.
1260
01:26:00,514 --> 01:26:03,152
Anyways, I should go before I miss the bus.
1261
01:26:03,314 --> 01:26:06,019
You want me to drive you?
Maybe talk about it?
1262
01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:09,616
No. I sort of feel like
taking the bus.
1263
01:26:17,716 --> 01:26:21,217
I want you to remember every detail
of what just happened,
1264
01:26:21,749 --> 01:26:24,023
because it's never going to happen again.
1265
01:26:32,551 --> 01:26:33,960
Okay, here's what it is.
Whoa. F...
1266
01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:36,860
Uh...
Oh, shit.
1267
01:26:37,951 --> 01:26:39,826
I'm sorry.
You.
1268
01:26:39,985 --> 01:26:43,986
You gotta, like, give a girl some
warning or something when you do that.
1269
01:26:44,152 --> 01:26:48,120
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I should have. I just, um...
1270
01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:50,355
It's just that I've been thinking.
1271
01:26:52,986 --> 01:26:54,987
I don't know much about relationships.
1272
01:26:56,887 --> 01:26:58,456
Neither do I.
1273
01:26:59,554 --> 01:27:01,929
I definitely don't know anything about love.
1274
01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:04,861
I can't believe I talked like I did.
1275
01:27:05,021 --> 01:27:06,124
I don't.
1276
01:27:07,788 --> 01:27:12,597
All I want, like, in the world,
is to just keep talking to you.
1277
01:27:12,755 --> 01:27:16,393
I wanna know how your day was,
where you wanna eat,
1278
01:27:16,555 --> 01:27:18,965
and I wanna argue with you.
1279
01:27:19,122 --> 01:27:21,100
And I wanna hear all your theories,
1280
01:27:21,256 --> 01:27:24,962
even the ones that are just
completely, you know, wrong.
1281
01:27:25,123 --> 01:27:28,329
And I know it's not that simple.
I don't know, I just think...
1282
01:27:28,490 --> 01:27:32,628
No, I really believe
that if you'd just be willing
1283
01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,667
to continue having this conversation with me,
1284
01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:38,660
then we can figure the rest out.
1285
01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:47,493
I'm gonna be late for school.
1286
01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:53,436
All right.
1287
01:27:53,893 --> 01:27:57,099
All right. Yeah.
Do you wanna give me a ride?
1288
01:27:58,093 --> 01:27:59,537
Uh...
1289
01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:03,096
Yeah.
It's not gonna make you late?
1290
01:28:03,261 --> 01:28:05,500
So I'm late.
What are they gonna do, right? Heh.
1291
01:28:30,364 --> 01:28:32,603
Wow.
Oh, sorry. That's... Wrong song.
1292
01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:37,138
Nope, not that one either.
Here, this one. This one's good.
1293
01:28:38,198 --> 01:28:40,005
Whirlwind, run
1294
01:28:43,165 --> 01:28:44,905
Further and further away
1295
01:28:45,065 --> 01:28:48,101
You know, none of my theories
are wrong, by the way.
1296
01:28:48,266 --> 01:28:51,039
They just aren't fully developed yet.
1297
01:28:51,199 --> 01:28:52,404
Okay.
1298
01:28:52,566 --> 01:28:55,100
And as far as what you said before
1299
01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:58,336
about wanting to keep talking,
1300
01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,738
I'm obviously...
1301
01:29:02,067 --> 01:29:04,170
totally into that.
1302
01:29:07,767 --> 01:29:09,938
But I would also like to work on the sex thing.
1303
01:29:11,902 --> 01:29:13,573
Definitely.
1304
01:29:13,735 --> 01:29:16,009
We can definitely work
on the sex thing. Heh.
1305
01:29:16,169 --> 01:29:19,772
I actually had a few ideas about that.
Me too.
1306
01:29:19,935 --> 01:29:21,811
So, you know?
Yeah.
1307
01:29:21,969 --> 01:29:24,708
How would you cope
If the world decided
1308
01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:27,642
To make you suffer
For all that you were?
1309
01:29:29,203 --> 01:29:31,340
How could you dance if...?
1310
01:29:35,304 --> 01:29:38,441
Okay.
Wait.
1311
01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:52,006
You're ridiculous.
Well, deal with it.
1312
01:29:54,073 --> 01:29:56,880
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Chase.
1313
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,545
So...?
1314
01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:02,974
So, what?
1315
01:30:06,174 --> 01:30:09,516
So do you wanna pick me up after school?
1316
01:30:11,108 --> 01:30:13,984
What time?
Well, jazz band practice ends at 4.
1317
01:30:14,141 --> 01:30:17,551
If you make a crack about the fact that
I'm in jazz band, you're gonna regret it.
1318
01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:19,119
I'll be right here.
1319
01:30:19,275 --> 01:30:20,651
Cool.
Good.
1320
01:30:24,409 --> 01:30:27,785
All right, then.
Yeah. So...
1321
01:30:27,943 --> 01:30:28,977
I should go.
1322
01:30:29,143 --> 01:30:32,677
Yeah, right.
Because first period...
1323
01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:34,150
Yeah.
1324
01:30:35,343 --> 01:30:37,049
Okay- Okay
1325
01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:41,283
Later, Hodgman.
Heh. Later.
1326
01:31:04,547 --> 01:31:07,991
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1327
01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:13,491
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1328
01:31:13,648 --> 01:31:18,423
And I couldn't help myself
1329
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,452
I just fell in love
1330
01:31:21,615 --> 01:31:27,390
And I couldn't help myself
1331
01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:35,355
It was like a movie
Watching her eyes read
1332
01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:43,585
What I wrote made sweet Louise
Feel weak in her knees
1333
01:31:44,285 --> 01:31:47,320
And I thought that everyone
Would know by now
1334
01:31:48,218 --> 01:31:52,162
I've been alive long enough
To know how things just get around
1335
01:31:52,318 --> 01:31:56,320
And everybody probably thinks
I'm crazy
1336
01:31:56,486 --> 01:32:01,430
Well I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1337
01:32:01,586 --> 01:32:06,395
And I couldn't help myself
1338
01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:09,395
I just fell in love
1339
01:32:09,554 --> 01:32:14,726
And I couldn't help myself
1340
01:32:14,887 --> 01:32:18,422
In that moment
1341
01:32:18,588 --> 01:32:23,055
You knew from her eyes
1342
01:32:24,022 --> 01:32:26,762
She don't feel the same
1343
01:32:27,489 --> 01:32:34,367
But, oh, my words
Were not in vain
1344
01:32:34,523 --> 01:32:39,263
'Cause I can always say
Till the day I die
1345
01:32:39,423 --> 01:32:44,266
That!
I told her anyway
1346
01:32:44,424 --> 01:32:49,391
Well, I'll just tell you now
That I fell in love
1347
01:32:49,558 --> 01:32:54,367
And I couldn't help myself
1348
01:32:54,525 --> 01:32:57,401
I just fell in love
1349
01:32:57,559 --> 01:33:02,334
And I couldn't help myself
1350
01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:05,334
I just fell in love
1351
01:33:05,493 --> 01:33:10,336
And I couldn't help myself
1352
01:33:10,494 --> 01:33:13,335
I just fell in love
1353
01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:20,337
And I couldn't help myself
1354
01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:24,996
"I just fell in love"
1354
01:33:25,305 --> 01:33:31,187
Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom.
$5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com106379