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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 The Venom - $5 million GTD Poker Tourney Download AmericasCardroom.com 2 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:34,902 I might be wrong but I might be right Anyhow, I know I tried 3 00:00:35,063 --> 00:00:38,507 I better leave, I better leave I better stop 4 00:00:40,363 --> 00:00:42,568 I like her taste when it fills my soul 5 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:46,106 I'll tell you something I've never told anyone 6 00:00:46,264 --> 00:00:48,868 Not anyone, not anyone 7 00:00:50,598 --> 00:00:52,507 Everyone's got a bleeding heart 8 00:00:52,664 --> 00:00:55,074 I don't know where Or when to start 9 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:58,574 I better bleed, I better bleed I better stop 10 00:00:59,699 --> 00:01:04,269 Silly boys, you ran away 11 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:08,571 You're unemployed You'd waste away 12 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:13,775 Silly boys, you ran away 13 00:01:13,933 --> 00:01:18,241 You're unemployed You'd waste away 14 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,867 Silly boys, you run away too far 15 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:27,740 Remember this Remember where you are 16 00:01:35,569 --> 00:01:36,603 What the fuck? 17 00:01:36,769 --> 00:01:40,804 Life is good, it's what I see That makes me wanna disagree 18 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:44,540 I better leave, I better leave I better not 19 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:49,674 I better leave, I better leave I better not 20 00:01:51,204 --> 00:01:53,307 You might be wrong 'Cause you know I'm right 21 00:01:53,471 --> 00:01:55,745 If you lose your way You just follow mine 22 00:01:55,905 --> 00:01:59,475 I better leave, I better leave I better stop 23 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,950 And I'll still be in love with you. 24 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,811 It's that way that you, uh... 25 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:09,780 It's the way that you... 26 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,310 Wait, shit. Come on, Dave, what is it? 27 00:02:13,473 --> 00:02:16,383 That, uh... That amazing... It's that amazing way that... 28 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:18,609 Who are you talking to? Oh! Jesus. 29 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,207 You scared the crap out of me. Sorry. 30 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:26,114 No, it's all right. I just... Um, I thought I was alone. 31 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:29,310 So you were talking to no one? No. 32 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,279 You go to Humphrey? Yeah. Westerberg? 33 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,579 North. Do you know whose party this is? 34 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:37,414 No, not a clue. What about you? No, I don't know. 35 00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:41,520 I got brought by some friends. Not even friends, really, just these girls. 36 00:02:41,676 --> 00:02:43,984 They might be whores. Or at least whorish. 37 00:02:44,144 --> 00:02:46,951 The guys I hang outwith, we drive around all night 38 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:49,645 calling everyone we know, just looking for some party. 39 00:02:49,811 --> 00:02:50,845 I mean, any party... 40 00:02:51,011 --> 00:02:54,750 We'll finally find one, and we'll get here and we won't know anybody 41 00:02:54,911 --> 00:02:57,515 so we just stand around and eventually just leave, 42 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,451 go look for some other party. 43 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,681 That's silly. Why do you do it? What else are you gonna do, right? 44 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:07,718 Why'd you come out tonight? I don't know. 45 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:10,949 A laugh, maybe. But I'm not looking for a boyfriend. 46 00:03:11,113 --> 00:03:14,148 I got someone. I mean, kind of. I have a dude. 47 00:03:14,313 --> 00:03:15,847 Who? Why? 48 00:03:16,013 --> 00:03:18,958 Maybe I know him. You don't. He's older. 49 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:24,152 So why aren't you in there right now 50 00:03:24,314 --> 00:03:27,724 putting moves on some waifish sophomore with low self-esteem? 51 00:03:27,882 --> 00:03:31,258 I just kind of have one girl that I'm kind of interested in. 52 00:03:31,414 --> 00:03:33,619 So, what's her name? Jane. 53 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,726 Jane Nussbaum? Harmon. 54 00:03:38,149 --> 00:03:39,627 So, what's your name? 55 00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:41,885 Dave. Dave, I'm Aubrey. 56 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:43,584 Audrey. Aubrey. 57 00:03:43,749 --> 00:03:45,284 Aubrey. Yeah. 58 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:48,223 And you go to North. Senior? 59 00:03:48,383 --> 00:03:51,589 Junior. Right. Of course you are, yeah. 60 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,990 What is that supposed to mean? Am I not mature enough for you? 61 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,891 No, of course not. I mean, no, of course you are. 62 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:01,154 It's just, uh, you don't have that look in your eye, you know? 63 00:04:01,318 --> 00:04:05,057 Not sure I do. That desperate, kind of demented look. 64 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:09,061 The "Whoo, I'm a senior and I'm graduating in less than a month, 65 00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:12,856 and all my nights of drunken high school parties are almost over." 66 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,327 Right? You got that look 67 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:20,625 So this girl Jane, she, um... She doesn't like you back? 68 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:24,458 She likes me. Um, platonically. As a friend. 69 00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:27,895 Oh, I know what "platonically" means. I'm a junior, not a moron. 70 00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:29,827 I'm sorry. It's cool, Dave. 71 00:04:29,988 --> 00:04:32,057 So have you tried? Like actually tried? 72 00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:34,756 I think she's gonna hook up with Brendan Meltzer tonight. 73 00:04:34,922 --> 00:04:36,922 Ooh, my friend hooked up with Brendan once. 74 00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:38,964 There you go. He is ripped. 75 00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:40,828 What are you doing to me? 76 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,399 I'm just saying if she's with Brendan I wouldn't get my hopes up. 77 00:04:43,556 --> 00:04:46,830 Well, trust me, they're not up, okay? That's why I'm out here. 78 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,627 Because you're hiding? I'm not hiding. 79 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,290 Fleeing? No. 80 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,935 Fleeing? Yeah. 81 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:54,262 I just... Ugh. I had to get out of there, okay? 82 00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:57,630 I couldn't exactly stand around watching the girl that I'm in love with 83 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,735 flirt with the best-looking guy ever It's torture. 84 00:05:00,892 --> 00:05:04,359 Want some gum? No, thanks. I'm good. 85 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,036 Yeah, actually. 86 00:05:14,526 --> 00:05:19,232 Uh, I should get back inside before, you know, they leave without me. 87 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:25,437 Hey, let me ask you a question. 88 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:26,765 Hmm? 89 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,394 Do you think it's possible that there's something I could say to this girl, 90 00:05:30,561 --> 00:05:33,903 uh, just some way I could tell her how I feel 91 00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:36,665 in a way that just would make her fall for me? You know? 92 00:05:36,829 --> 00:05:39,636 What do you have in mind? Here. 93 00:05:40,829 --> 00:05:42,102 Wow. 94 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:47,974 "Jane... 95 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,369 Janey, 96 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:53,509 lately I've been feeling like there's so much noise. 97 00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:58,131 You know, uh, so much static. All these voices competing for attention. 98 00:05:58,297 --> 00:06:00,434 Teachers, parents, magazines. 99 00:06:00,597 --> 00:06:03,576 What's in, what's out, who's cool, who's not cool enough. 100 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:08,108 And it's like all this shit just gets so loud I feel like I can't even hear myself think. 101 00:06:08,265 --> 00:06:11,574 You know, I just wanna get in my car and drive. 102 00:06:12,299 --> 00:06:14,299 But then I see you. 103 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:17,944 I see you across the hall, leaning against your locker 104 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,339 in that jacket that you love so much, 105 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,137 and, uh, the way you tuck your hair back behind your ears. 106 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,074 And you see me and you smile. 107 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:33,942 You just smile, and it's like all that noise fades away. 108 00:06:34,101 --> 00:06:36,011 You know? 109 00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:39,272 And the only thing I can hear is the sound of your voice 110 00:06:39,435 --> 00:06:41,344 when you call out my name." 111 00:06:45,003 --> 00:06:46,276 Hmm. 112 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:54,914 Oh, no. Oh, my... 113 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:57,741 Oh, my God, I'm literally too embarrassing to even live. 114 00:06:57,904 --> 00:07:01,007 No. No. I can't believe I just said that. Out loud. 115 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,649 I mean, even to you. L... 116 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:06,805 I can't even believe I was gonna say that to her. I was. 117 00:07:06,971 --> 00:07:11,279 Okay. It's not that so much as she doesn't... 118 00:07:11,872 --> 00:07:16,578 She doesn't really care about that shit, you know, the noise and the magazines. 119 00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:21,206 And she definitely doesn't wanna hear how beautiful you think she is when she tucks her hair behind her ears. 120 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:24,510 I mean, I doubt she really wants to hear anything. 121 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:28,743 All she wants to feel is a little less freaked out than she already does, 122 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:31,852 which, you know, is probably very. 123 00:07:32,008 --> 00:07:34,849 So she wants to be with a guy who seems less freaked out than she is, 124 00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:39,510 and if you can be that guy, then rad. 125 00:07:39,675 --> 00:07:41,584 But if you can't... 126 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:45,149 then you're not gonna be her dude. 127 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:51,253 I'm never gonna be her dude, am I? Not with that attitude, my friend, no. 128 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:55,377 And you're a senior, so I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. 129 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:58,385 Maybe in college you can reinvent yourself as a doer, not a talker. 130 00:07:58,544 --> 00:07:59,578 Maybe. 131 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:13,590 Well, you should probably get back, huh? 132 00:08:13,746 --> 00:08:16,417 Or, you know, if you're worried your friends are gonna leave... 133 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,114 You asked for my opinion. 134 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:22,019 No, I was just gonna say you could catch a ride home with me. 135 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,488 Oh. Well, um... 136 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:32,421 Yeah, those whores won't leave without me. 137 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,752 They're all probably hooking up with somebody. 138 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:38,586 I would have to go and unhook them, and I don't feel like doing that, so... 139 00:08:38,748 --> 00:08:40,953 Then don't. All right. I won't. 140 00:08:41,115 --> 00:08:42,821 Great. Okay. 141 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:49,653 This song is amazing. 142 00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:53,259 Yeah, this song is amazing. Amazing. 143 00:08:57,783 --> 00:08:59,783 Wanna dance with me? 144 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,922 I don't know, I... Do you wanna...? Ahem. 145 00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,221 Do you wanna dance with me? Hmm, no. 146 00:09:06,385 --> 00:09:08,260 What? Well, l... Mm-mm. 147 00:09:08,418 --> 00:09:09,760 Just... Oh... 148 00:09:09,918 --> 00:09:12,920 Man, way to build up my confidence. You did... Well, I... 149 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:16,154 Which was lacking. It was lacking. And you even pointed it out. 150 00:09:16,319 --> 00:09:18,661 Look, it's just I don't dance publicly. 151 00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:21,023 And I don't do... I don't do PDA either. 152 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,960 Those couples, they make me nauseous. It's like, "Really, guys? 153 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:28,087 You're just gonna like make out right there in the fricking mall in front of everybody?" Ugh. 154 00:09:28,253 --> 00:09:32,164 Okay, well, first of all, we're all alone here, you know. 155 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,129 Second of all, I mean, I was just talking about one dance, you know. 156 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,300 Well? 157 00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:15,766 I can't believe I'm doing this. It's just like the cheesiest thing ever. 158 00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:18,369 All we need now is for it to be raining, and, like... 159 00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:21,197 I mean, it's just so tired, right? And completely... 160 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,995 Would you deal with it? 161 00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:30,298 Your balls are vibrating. 162 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,929 Uh... Uh... 163 00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:36,471 Um... 164 00:10:36,627 --> 00:10:37,661 Uh... Huh. 165 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,668 What? What? Oh, it's just the cops are here. 166 00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:44,563 1: Get out of here! 2: Get out of here! Cops! 167 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,206 Where's your car? 3: We're out of here, man. 168 00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:49,465 Oh, I didn't drive. The Englishman did. What? 169 00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:51,106 My little English friend. Who? 170 00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:55,297 They're taking everybody's name, they're handcuffing people. It's every man for himself. Let's go. 171 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,508 What's wrong with you assholes? Let's go. 172 00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,073 What should we do? 173 00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,773 Um, hang on, I just need to... I'll call my... 174 00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:37,070 My house is like 10 blocks away. You wanna walk with me for a little? 175 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,640 Yes. 176 00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,241 Where are you gonna go to college? 177 00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:51,142 Uh, Columbia. 178 00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:53,439 Wow, so you're, like, Smartypants McGee. 179 00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:56,046 No, I don't know about "Smartypants McGee." 180 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:58,647 Any idea what you might wanna do? 181 00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,474 I wanna teach. I wanna live in New York and teach. 182 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:03,046 Oh. 183 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:07,473 Elementary school to start. Somewhere where there's a real need, you know? 184 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,581 Uh, then probably developmental psychology. 185 00:12:10,737 --> 00:12:13,477 Oh, so you pretty much know exactly what you wanna do. 186 00:12:13,637 --> 00:12:15,513 Yeah. How about you? 187 00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:17,479 I have no idea. I like collage. 188 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,014 Collage? And I draw some. 189 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,343 I'm learning how to play the drums. Helps me work out my aggression. 190 00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,347 You got a lot of aggression? The average amount, I think. 191 00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:28,382 Heh. Are you, uh...? Are you happy? 192 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,778 Happy? Heh. 193 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:33,248 Yeah, do you think of yourself as a reasonably happy person? 194 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:36,283 Content or what have you? No, I wouldn't say content. 195 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:42,317 I'm just... I'm ready to get out of here. I'm so over high school. 196 00:12:42,474 --> 00:12:44,713 You've still got another year. 197 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,443 I'm aware of that. Dick. 198 00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:53,113 You? Me what? 199 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:55,514 Are you a happy-go-lucky kind of kid? 200 00:12:55,676 --> 00:12:58,211 Because I'll slap you if you are. 201 00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,843 Well, I am right now, which is surprising. 202 00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:05,118 You know I'm dating someone? 203 00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:08,885 Oh! Ha! 204 00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:11,920 Wait. Krasne? 205 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,988 What? No, dude, it's Wuflzheimer, dude. 206 00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:17,679 It's Wuflzheimer. Sorry, man, not him. 207 00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,844 Don't apologize for who you are or who you're not. 208 00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:21,546 That ought to be on a T-shirt, right? 209 00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:23,712 You guys know where this, um... This party's at? 210 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:28,290 Oh, it just got broken up by the police. No, dude, the one on, uh, Chestnut. 211 00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,355 That's where we just were. You sure about that? 212 00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:32,048 Pretty sure. 213 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,815 But, hey, you guys want a ride? I guess we're heading west. 214 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:40,618 No, I'm just a few blocks away. I'm fine on my own if you wanna... 215 00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,020 Uh... 216 00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:46,488 Uh, actually, you know what? We're good, man. Thanks, though. 217 00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:49,489 Right, suit yourselves. You kids are adorable. 218 00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:53,656 Yeah. Take it easy, Wuflzheimer, all right? 219 00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:05,817 Well, this is me. 220 00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:12,725 That's me. This is me. Um... 221 00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:16,124 Well, hey. Uh... Yes? Yeah? 222 00:14:16,284 --> 00:14:19,728 I don't know, would you wanna maybe hang out sometime? 223 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:21,385 What were we just doing? 224 00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:23,652 That... 225 00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:25,496 I don't know, I mean... I just meant... 226 00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,687 You asking me for my number? I was easing into it. 227 00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:31,160 Hmm. Okay. 228 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,889 Okay, fine? Yes, go. Give it to me. 229 00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:41,293 Do you wanna come in for a second? 230 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,961 What about your boyfriend? 231 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,257 I'm not gonna doink you or anything. I know. 232 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:51,025 What about your parents? You have to be really quiet. 233 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,226 Uh, do you want something to drink? 234 00:15:21,391 --> 00:15:24,063 Uh, sure. 235 00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,601 Uh, what do you want? 236 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,202 I don't know. Whatever you're having is fine. 237 00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:30,859 Well, I'm gonna have some wine. 238 00:15:34,126 --> 00:15:35,660 Yeah, works for me. 239 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,328 Oh, shit. 240 00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:12,402 This is really very cool. 241 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,808 If it be your will 242 00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,773 Heh. It's true, huh? 243 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:29,808 The sound quality really is way better than a download. 244 00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:31,000 Not really. 245 00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:33,438 Oh. 246 00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,000 Then why...? 247 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:41,611 I just like the idea of it. You know, a record collection. 248 00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:43,710 You know, most of them are my dad's. 249 00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:46,344 I will speak no more 250 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:51,144 I shall abide until 251 00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:56,475 I am spoken for 252 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,308 If it be your will 253 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,177 You wanna know when I'm really happy? 254 00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,837 Four o'clock. 255 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,174 Home from school, and the sun comes through that window 256 00:17:11,337 --> 00:17:15,804 and just makes the carpet all, like, warm. 257 00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:19,744 And I sit here cutting out pictures. 258 00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:23,041 When I was little, it was Crayolas, but... 259 00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,876 I've never been more content than when I'm just, 260 00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:28,948 you know, by myself, doing my thing. 261 00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,216 Yeah, I know what you mean. 262 00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:35,578 I mean, I'm not alone much, definitely not in my house, 263 00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:38,876 but, um, I have my car. 264 00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,484 Some nights, I just like to drive around, music up, windows down, just... 265 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,879 Have you had sex yet? 266 00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:50,048 What? Just asking. 267 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,147 Honestly? No, lie to me. 268 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,116 Not yet. 269 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,518 I mean, not that there haven't been some opportunities. 270 00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,983 Oh, yeah, lot of girls lining up to have sex with you? 271 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,915 No, that's not what I meant. 272 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,315 You wanna have sex with Jane? 273 00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:14,853 I guess, yeah. But I don't like to fantasize about, um... 274 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,954 I fantasize about holding her hand and kissing in the rain. 275 00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:21,748 You know, all that cheesy, tired romantic shit 276 00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,889 that you're such a fan of. 277 00:18:24,044 --> 00:18:27,181 And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn. 278 00:18:27,345 --> 00:18:31,085 Is that an actress I should know? She's a girl who goes to my school. 279 00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:34,985 She's the girl that everyone wants to have sex with because she's, you know, mean. 280 00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,117 Oh. 281 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,985 Jane's the girl that you want to be your girlfriend. 282 00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:44,488 The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time. 283 00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:46,648 Have you done it yet? 284 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,683 None of your business. 285 00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:09,822 Everything cool has been ruined. Was before we got here. 286 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,893 Even sex and relationships. 287 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:17,959 It's all just so safe and convenient. 288 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,322 Homogenized. 289 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:25,718 Exchange profiles, boil your personality down to some, like, compatibility equation. 290 00:19:25,884 --> 00:19:28,760 What's your favorite movie? Who's your favorite recording artist? 291 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,123 And then with one easy click, 292 00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:33,923 we too can realize our dream of boning someone exactly like us. 293 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,859 Get married, give birth to two and a half babies. 294 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:42,555 We can all post the pictures on Facebook or Twitter. 295 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,959 No, that's... That is not for me. 296 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,962 I wanna meet a man the old-fashioned way, you know, 297 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,189 like in a bar. 298 00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:57,595 How about a dark alley? Crazy guy who talks to himself? 299 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,362 Give me your hand. 300 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,263 Which one am I? 301 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,661 The virgin or the skank? 302 00:20:19,223 --> 00:20:22,360 I've never met anyone like you before. 303 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,833 That's a pretty good answer. 304 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,593 If it be your will 305 00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:38,129 If there is a choice 306 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,502 Let the rivers fill 307 00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,501 Let the hills rejoice 308 00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:55,936 Let your mercy spill On all these burning hearts in hell 309 00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:59,300 I have trouble sleeping with someone in the room. 310 00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:02,632 Oh. I'll take off. No. 311 00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:08,567 It's just, sleepovers, camp, I always hated them. 312 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,570 Not because I minded being away, 313 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,674 but because there was always some mouth breather next to me. 314 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,808 You don't have to explain. I'll go. 315 00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:20,339 Not yet. I just, um... 316 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:25,071 Maybe we could lie here for a minute. 317 00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:30,500 And I could just close my eyes, see what it's like. 318 00:21:31,431 --> 00:21:33,136 Is that okay? 319 00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:36,073 Okay. 320 00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:39,538 All dressed to kill 321 00:21:42,232 --> 00:21:44,574 And end this night 322 00:21:45,899 --> 00:21:48,377 If it be your will 323 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,541 If it be your will 324 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,507 Your heart is beating really fast. 325 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,508 I know. 326 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,407 Sorry. 327 00:21:58,268 --> 00:22:00,303 It's cool, Hodgman. 328 00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,544 Honey, wake up. It's almost 11. 329 00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,905 Oh, shit. Aubrey? 330 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:30,708 Yeah. I'll be out in a minute. Okay. 331 00:22:32,038 --> 00:22:35,880 Oh. Oh, God, no. I'm so sorry. 332 00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:41,175 Okay, you've gotta get out. The window. 333 00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:52,077 Hurry. Uh, okay. 334 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,911 What now? Jump. 335 00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:16,516 Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. 336 00:23:16,676 --> 00:23:20,415 Okay, go. Call me. Okay. Yes. 337 00:23:20,576 --> 00:23:23,453 Wait, wait, wait. I don't even think I got your number. 338 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,679 Au-b-rey? 339 00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:28,083 Aubrey! 340 00:23:35,044 --> 00:23:37,454 Badass. I was like Jason Bourne, you know? 341 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:41,488 Or Jason Statham. Then I called you. 342 00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:46,480 What? You're a sweet boy, you know that? 343 00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:48,487 Shut up. No, you truly are. 344 00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:51,420 Your Bambi-like innocence is just, what? Adorable. 345 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,649 I'm gonna pinch your cheek. Screw you. 346 00:23:53,813 --> 00:23:56,087 David, there is no boyfriend. 347 00:23:56,247 --> 00:23:58,350 But... No. 348 00:23:58,513 --> 00:24:00,923 What, you think she made it up? Yes, of course she did. 349 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,059 Girls have to say they have a boyfriend when they meet some random dick. 350 00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:07,056 It's practically in the manual. I don't know, I really believed her. 351 00:24:07,215 --> 00:24:10,625 Of course you did. Even now, when I'm assuring you it's bullshit. 352 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,851 It's how you know if she likes you. In a couple of days, chuck her a text. 353 00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:17,687 See if she wants to hang out, get some Chinese, get some Szechuan chicken. 354 00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,885 If she says "boyfriend," you know she didn't really like you. Thanks, love. 355 00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:24,256 But you can always tell yourself, Hey, she has a boyfriend. 356 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:28,657 You know? "It's not me." It's a good system. Tell him. 357 00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,224 I'm not gonna text her. Why not? 358 00:24:32,384 --> 00:24:35,022 I thought you said she had a tight little bottom. 359 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:38,128 Because. Because of Jane? 360 00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,559 Seriously, David, that's never gonna happen. 361 00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:43,389 I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet. 362 00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:46,856 Right. Who gives a shit? She does. 363 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,258 She's got this thing about her carpet. 364 00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:55,365 The way the sunlight hits it at a certain point in the afternoon and... 365 00:24:57,387 --> 00:24:59,797 Couldn't text her even if I wanted to. 366 00:24:59,954 --> 00:25:01,727 She didn't give you her number, did she? 367 00:25:01,887 --> 00:25:03,297 No. She started to. 368 00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:06,261 She typed in the first few digits, and then we... 369 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,823 But I did get those first three digits on my phone, right? So... 370 00:25:09,988 --> 00:25:13,592 I mean, come on, how many possible combinations of numbers could there really be? 371 00:25:13,755 --> 00:25:15,529 Ten thousand. 372 00:25:16,589 --> 00:25:19,294 Just call Information. Don't be stupid, okay? 373 00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:21,229 She's not gonna be listed. 374 00:25:21,390 --> 00:25:23,924 Plus, I don't even know her parents' first names. 375 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,295 And Lashanda says there's like 337 Millers in Deranja County. 376 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,729 What's the shit's a Lashanda? 377 00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:31,095 The lady I talked to when I called Information. 378 00:25:31,257 --> 00:25:32,599 Well, you know where she lives. 379 00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:37,429 I know where she... Great. So I could stand outside of her house? 380 00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:39,865 Because that won't be so creepy. Yes. Great. 381 00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:43,003 Find her on Facebook. I don't think she does Facebook. 382 00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:44,966 She doesn't really believe in that sort of thing. 383 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,865 She doesn't believe in it? 384 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,629 This girl sounds like a ginormous ass-ache, my friend. 385 00:25:50,792 --> 00:25:53,464 Like a huge ache in my ass. 386 00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:55,729 I'm telling you, I know the type. I know the type. 387 00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:59,133 The alternative rock indie chick who only goes to art films, 388 00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:02,602 smells like vegan food, can't be bothered to shave her pits. 389 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,898 Eventually falls in love with a scary bull dyke named Harley. 390 00:26:06,061 --> 00:26:07,868 Where do you even come up...? Stanwyck. 391 00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,336 What are you jabbering about? Stanwyck goes to North. 392 00:26:10,495 --> 00:26:13,439 Stanwyck goes to North. We'll call Stanwyck. 393 00:26:13,595 --> 00:26:16,267 He'll have access to the student database. Just thought of that. 394 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,534 : What do you want? 395 00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:24,469 Stanwyck, it's Daldry. I need a favor. 396 00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:27,835 You can finally pay me back for giving you Courtney Yamazaki. 397 00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:31,099 She was never gonna go out with you. She thinks you're disgusting. 398 00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:34,208 Whatever gets you through the night, amigo. What do you want? 399 00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:36,467 We need a number for a girl that goes to North. 400 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:39,199 Uh, hold on a sec. What year? 401 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:42,535 Junior. Who was that? 402 00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,176 Uh, it's Hodgman. 403 00:26:44,332 --> 00:26:48,140 Uh, Junior. Okay. It's gonna be Aubrey Miller. 404 00:26:48,299 --> 00:26:51,209 Miller, Audrey. Aubrey. 405 00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:54,707 Aubrey Miller. Just an address and the home number. 406 00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:57,071 No cell? What did I say? 407 00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:58,677 Okay, how about an e-mail? 408 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,868 Just the home number. You want it or not, Dave? 409 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,809 Yes, give us the number. 410 00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:10,036 I went out with this guy 411 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,838 This guy 412 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:15,911 Hey, we're gonna see that movie tonight, 7:15, Old Orchard. 413 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,569 What movie? Where the world ends in like five days. 414 00:27:18,735 --> 00:27:21,077 Three days. Three days. Not a lot of time. 415 00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:23,214 That movie's gonna suck. I think I'll skip it. 416 00:27:23,369 --> 00:27:24,903 David. 417 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:30,078 Look, it goes without saying, leave it a few days before you call this girl. 418 00:27:30,237 --> 00:27:32,646 You know, let's give the illusion that you have a life. 419 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:36,976 Of course. Of course. I mean, I'm happy we got the number, but I don't know. 420 00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:39,376 I probably... Hey, probably won't even call her at all. 421 00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:42,516 We'll see. We'll see how I feel by the end of the week or something. 422 00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:43,774 Or in like a couple weeks. 423 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:49,239 Uh, hi, yes, is this Mr. Miller? I don't take solicitations. 424 00:27:49,405 --> 00:27:53,475 No, no, no. I'm, uh... I'm actually a friend of your... 425 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:58,246 Well, one of your daughters. Only got the one that I'm aware of. 426 00:27:58,406 --> 00:28:00,907 Yup, right, okay. Well, I'm a friend of Aubrey's. 427 00:28:01,073 --> 00:28:02,449 Uh-huh. 428 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,542 Yes, well, may I speak with her, please? 429 00:28:09,141 --> 00:28:10,709 Hello? Aubrey? 430 00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:14,012 Speaking. Well, hey, it's Dave. 431 00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:18,483 Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, hold on one second. 432 00:28:18,641 --> 00:28:20,449 One second. Um... 433 00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:26,177 Hi. What's up? 434 00:28:26,343 --> 00:28:31,048 Oh, uh, well, nothing much, actually. I just, uh... 435 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,711 I got home safely, so there's that. Rest easy, I guess. Heh. 436 00:28:35,877 --> 00:28:38,946 But I don't know, I just wanted to make sure that, um, you were cool. 437 00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:43,112 You know, that everything was cool with, uh, you know... 438 00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,311 Yeah. 439 00:28:44,477 --> 00:28:46,114 Yeah, everything's cool? Yeah. 440 00:28:46,278 --> 00:28:51,018 Great. Good. Sweet. Uh, well, okay. Um... 441 00:28:51,745 --> 00:28:54,951 Well, hey, I also wanted to say, uh... Well, or ask you. 442 00:28:55,112 --> 00:28:56,817 What are you doing later? 443 00:28:57,246 --> 00:28:58,951 Uh, I don't know. Ha, ha. 444 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,351 I think I'm gonna go to a movie with Ronny. 445 00:29:01,513 --> 00:29:03,048 Ronny? Ronny. 446 00:29:03,213 --> 00:29:04,418 Ronny. Of course. 447 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:08,456 That's good. That's actually funny, though, because I'm going to the movies tonight too. 448 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:10,956 Um, but we're going to Old Orchard. 449 00:29:12,314 --> 00:29:13,451 Well, that's where I'm going. 450 00:29:14,315 --> 00:29:17,054 Then I guess I'll see you. Maybe. 451 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,522 All right. Well, cool. Cool. 452 00:29:20,682 --> 00:29:22,557 Later. 453 00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:33,592 I think that went pretty well, right? 454 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:39,951 Can we finish this? Listen. 455 00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:42,493 I'm not gonna lecture you on parenting. That's not my thing. 456 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,026 You stick to your area, and I will stick to mine. 457 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,560 But let me just say this: 458 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,525 We all knew at some point I was going to have a drink. 459 00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:52,630 It's inevitable. I am a teenager, and this is America, 460 00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:57,094 and isn't it way better that I do it here, alone in my room with a glass of wine, 461 00:29:57,252 --> 00:30:00,594 rather than at some party, doing Jager shots with some frat-boy date rapist? 462 00:30:00,752 --> 00:30:03,992 Or when I could be killed in, like, a fiery car accident? 463 00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:09,197 Well? Look, this isn't just about wine. This... 464 00:30:09,354 --> 00:30:12,423 You spilled it. You... You... 465 00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:16,623 Ugh. I don't even know. What was the question again? 466 00:30:16,788 --> 00:30:20,426 Can I go to the movies tonight, or are we gonna punish me for being responsible? 467 00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:26,924 Really? 468 00:30:29,323 --> 00:30:31,028 You may go. 469 00:30:31,889 --> 00:30:33,390 Good. 470 00:30:34,289 --> 00:30:35,622 It was a good talk. 471 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:39,494 Whoa, whoa 472 00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:42,396 Oh, yeah, yeah 473 00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:45,130 Whoa, whoa 474 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,461 How you doing? 475 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:52,062 Well, you know, I've been better. 476 00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:55,828 I've had a really rough week, emotionally. 477 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:59,163 And I'm telling you because I might not be, like, 478 00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:02,827 a ton of fun tonight or... 479 00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,993 You've been crying. 480 00:31:08,126 --> 00:31:09,832 Anyway- 481 00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:12,065 How are you? 482 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,328 Fine. 483 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,564 This is so not cool. What am I doing here, you know? 484 00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:26,039 She's gonna think I'm stalking her like some weird, creepy nerd. 485 00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:28,434 Remember Aaron Finklestein? Uh-huh. 486 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,595 That's gonna be me. That's gonna be me. 487 00:31:30,762 --> 00:31:32,831 God, the poor bastard was never heard from again. 488 00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:34,769 Then again, I don't plan on raping anybody. 489 00:31:34,929 --> 00:31:37,998 Don't look now, lambchop. This shit just got real. 490 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,971 No, okay... Hey. 491 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,675 Mr. Daldry. Jane. 492 00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:48,071 B. Hey, where did you disappear to last night? 493 00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:50,435 I was looking for you. Um, I was around. 494 00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:53,269 I wanted us to have one of our famous late-night talks. 495 00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:56,171 So, what are you doing later? Um, I don't know. 496 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:58,674 Daldry, what are we doing later? Uh, no commitments. 497 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:02,106 We're keeping our options open. Although I may have a lead for a party in La Mesa. 498 00:32:02,266 --> 00:32:05,267 We could go to my house. The parentals are in Cabo, 499 00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:08,037 and I told those losers from Huntington I may have people over. 500 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,235 Come on. What are we seeing? 501 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,344 Hey, Dave. Hey. Hey. 502 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,907 Hi. Um, I'm Jane. 503 00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:20,473 Oh, I'm Aubrey. This is Ronny. 504 00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:21,805 What's up, dudes? 505 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,206 Hey, Daldry. Yeah? 506 00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:25,812 Come meet Aubrey and her boyfriend, Ronny. 507 00:32:25,968 --> 00:32:27,673 Her boyfriend, Ronny. 508 00:32:27,835 --> 00:32:31,439 Oh, marvelous. I'm Simon Daldry Pleasure to meet you both. 509 00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:37,070 This is, uh, Brianna, Erica, Big Corporation. 510 00:32:37,236 --> 00:32:38,270 Wait, sorry? 511 00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:41,142 It's a football thing. It's what everyone calls him. 512 00:32:41,303 --> 00:32:42,713 Big Corporation. I get it. 513 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:45,178 It's funny because corporations are destroying everything. 514 00:32:45,337 --> 00:32:48,179 Like the environment, democracy, culture, music. 515 00:32:48,338 --> 00:32:50,782 It's ironic. I love it. 516 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,939 Right. We're gonna see How the World Ends, yeah? 517 00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:57,481 How about you guys? Uh, the new Almodévar film. 518 00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:00,310 Oh, actually, no. I'm not down for subtitles tonight. 519 00:33:00,472 --> 00:33:02,780 Is it cool if we see something else? 520 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,406 Oh. Heh. 521 00:33:04,572 --> 00:33:08,642 She's so bashful. But don't be fooled. She's a tigress when we're alone. 522 00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,341 Whatever you want, my little tiger cub. 523 00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:13,075 You wanna go and see a dumb kiddy movie, that's fine by me. 524 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,446 I just wanna be next to you tonight. Yeah. 525 00:33:19,973 --> 00:33:21,474 1: Go, go, go, go, go! 526 00:33:24,674 --> 00:33:25,674 Mommy! 527 00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,448 2: Not on my watch, you alien bitch. 528 00:33:56,278 --> 00:33:59,745 1: Come on, boys. Lock and load. Hit them high, hit them low. 529 00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,087 2: Suck on this. 530 00:34:11,313 --> 00:34:13,847 2: Tell Mikey I love him and I'll always love him. 531 00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,423 1: You tell him yourself. 532 00:34:19,047 --> 00:34:21,457 1: Run. Go. Run, run. 533 00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:35,482 We've only got one shot at this. 534 00:34:56,751 --> 00:34:59,229 Really wonderful film, huh? 535 00:34:59,751 --> 00:35:03,127 Yeah. It's touching. 536 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,297 Hey, listen... I'm sorry 537 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:10,454 that I made you jump off the roof. That was nuts. And dangerous. 538 00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:14,063 And I'm sorry if I was a little, like... Ugh. 539 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,686 You know, on the phone. I just... I wig out a little sometimes. 540 00:35:17,853 --> 00:35:21,457 Not that that's an excuse. Give me your cell. 541 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,388 Uh... Oh. 542 00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:35,799 Okay. And I forgive you. 543 00:35:39,255 --> 00:35:42,392 So... So. 544 00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:48,593 So you're here with Jane. She's really pretty. 545 00:35:48,757 --> 00:35:50,133 Yeah, she's all right. 546 00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,360 And she's sitting next to you and she's holding your hand. 547 00:35:53,523 --> 00:35:56,195 It kind of seems like she likes you. No. 548 00:35:56,358 --> 00:35:57,859 I don't know. Okay. 549 00:35:58,024 --> 00:36:02,026 I'm definitely having thoughts about the sexy time with her, though. 550 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,431 Wow. Definitely. So thanks for that. 551 00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:07,035 Maybe that's good. Take her off the pedestal. 552 00:36:07,192 --> 00:36:08,795 Besides, that cheeseball romance stuff? 553 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,960 That's strictly for Nicholas Sparks books and commercials for De Beers. 554 00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:16,229 It's like Zussman says, it's all biology. Natural selection. 555 00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:17,928 A female chooses her strongest mate 556 00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:20,435 so that her offspring have a greater chance at survival. 557 00:36:20,593 --> 00:36:21,627 Zussman? 558 00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:25,067 Uh, Mr. Zussman. He's my biology teacher. 559 00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,705 Although I suppose he's selling something too. 560 00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:31,601 Well, I'm not sure I'm the strongest mate in my particular gene pool, 561 00:36:31,761 --> 00:36:34,035 Ugh. But I guess we can give it a shot, right? 562 00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:36,104 Come on. Confidence is sexy, Hodgman. 563 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,240 I know. That's what my mom keeps telling me. 564 00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:41,896 I should go back inside. 565 00:36:42,062 --> 00:36:43,472 Yeah. 566 00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,900 Well, hey, Ronny seems like a cool guy. 567 00:36:47,063 --> 00:36:48,506 Does he? No. 568 00:36:48,663 --> 00:36:51,505 Uh, well... I mean, I can't tell yet. 569 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:54,774 Okay. 570 00:36:54,931 --> 00:36:57,034 Hey, listen. Um... 571 00:36:57,697 --> 00:37:01,039 A bunch of us were gonna go to that girl's house after, to Brianna's. 572 00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:03,904 Mm-hm. Uh, I guess some other people too. 573 00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:06,838 It's not like a party. It's just a thing. Okay. 574 00:37:06,998 --> 00:37:09,442 Yeah, let me talk to him. Sweet. Talk to him. 575 00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:12,270 I guess, uh, enjoy the end of the world. 576 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,869 I wanna travel. 577 00:37:26,167 --> 00:37:27,974 All right. Last night you got me thinking 578 00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:31,408 about what I wanna do, and I definitely wanna travel. 579 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:33,368 Like, as a career? 580 00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:37,445 Last summer I, uh, got to visit my uncle and his boyfriend in Madrid. 581 00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:40,705 One day I was just, like, walking around and I got lost. 582 00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:42,346 And, you know, my cell phone was dead, 583 00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:44,208 and I had no idea where their apartment was. 584 00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:48,473 Then I was worried I was gonna have to adapt to life as a street person in Madrid. 585 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:50,341 Finally I just wandered out into this plaza 586 00:37:50,503 --> 00:37:52,845 and I sat by this fountain and I just, like, breathed. 587 00:37:53,003 --> 00:37:57,505 And I realized I had been so focused on where I was going and getting back 588 00:37:57,671 --> 00:38:01,479 that I hadn't even noticed where I was. 589 00:38:01,637 --> 00:38:04,241 I hadn't noticed anything. And so I started to. 590 00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:06,383 I started to notice, like, 591 00:38:06,971 --> 00:38:09,472 the personality of the architecture and, like, 592 00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:15,011 The way people would just, like, greet each other on the streets. 593 00:38:15,172 --> 00:38:20,310 And even the sky looked, like, different over there. 594 00:38:20,473 --> 00:38:23,577 And it felt like I was just letting go of something. 595 00:38:24,374 --> 00:38:28,648 But also like I'm finally in the world. 596 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:32,378 Eventually, I found my way back, but those few hours, 597 00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,678 those were, like, the best. 598 00:38:35,141 --> 00:38:38,915 It was the best pan of my trip, and I just... 599 00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:43,349 I wanna get back out there so bad. There's so much stuff I wanna see. 600 00:38:44,175 --> 00:38:45,710 Huh. 601 00:38:46,376 --> 00:38:47,854 What? 602 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,316 Wow, that was so stupid. 603 00:38:51,477 --> 00:38:53,546 No, no, no. No, I'm sorry. That was weird. 604 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:55,813 It wasn't stupid. I just... I was... 605 00:38:56,643 --> 00:39:01,281 I was just listening to you, and I wanna go with you. 606 00:39:04,711 --> 00:39:06,382 Okay. 607 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,679 Hey, babe. What am I, seeing this shit alone? 608 00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:13,824 Yeah. I mean, no. No. No, heh. 609 00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:16,616 I'm coming. Oh, and, uh, here. 610 00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:31,425 Let me tell you guys something. 611 00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:35,185 Something you don't know, because you haven't really been out in the world yet. 612 00:39:35,814 --> 00:39:39,054 But when you get to my age, you'll realize that... 613 00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:42,519 You know, that everything is just bullshit. 614 00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:45,684 Nobody cares about anything except making money, you know? 615 00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:48,054 Like dollar, dollar bills, y'all. 616 00:39:48,216 --> 00:39:52,888 So some glorified little office boy, junior-executive prick 617 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:56,358 is gonna tell the Joan Cusack Experience our stuff isn't commercial? 618 00:39:56,517 --> 00:39:59,723 Screw you, pal. No. No, I mean, I can probably... 619 00:39:59,884 --> 00:40:04,226 What is the Joan Cusack Experience? I think it's the name of his band. 620 00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:07,761 - To be an artist. You know, he's an idiot. "Sir, you're an idiot." 621 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,486 That's why you just gotta focus on the basics. 622 00:40:10,651 --> 00:40:13,095 The fundamentals. The simple things, you know? 623 00:40:13,252 --> 00:40:14,888 The simple intricacies of life. 624 00:40:19,619 --> 00:40:21,120 What are you thinking? 625 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:26,196 I think whoever said you should always be yourself obviously never met Ronny. 626 00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:36,532 Isn't this pool nuts? I feel like we're at Hef's mansion. 627 00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:42,227 I'm Jane. Aubrey. We met. 628 00:40:42,389 --> 00:40:46,697 Right. You know Dave. Yeah. A little. 629 00:40:47,889 --> 00:40:49,423 Do you, like, 630 00:40:50,589 --> 00:40:52,033 like him? 631 00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:56,133 Heh, what? No. No, no. I, um... 632 00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:58,029 No, I'm with, um... 633 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,663 that guy... 634 00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:04,901 Oh. Wow. 635 00:41:05,057 --> 00:41:06,535 He is gorgeous. 636 00:41:06,691 --> 00:41:09,897 I mean, I like Dave as a friend. He's cool. 637 00:41:10,058 --> 00:41:11,559 No, Dave is amazing. 638 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:16,592 He's one of my best friends. Definitely my best guy friend. 639 00:41:16,759 --> 00:41:20,636 He's always been there for me, through all my terrible relationships and shit, 640 00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,532 and I can tell him anything. 641 00:41:22,693 --> 00:41:26,297 He gives the best advice. He's so smart. 642 00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:28,404 You should see the way he is with his sister. 643 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,037 His sister? Yeah, she's five. 644 00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:33,296 Or maybe six. But so, so cute. 645 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,460 And he's, like, super involved in her life, 646 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,696 because I guess the dad isn't really around or whatever. 647 00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:40,237 Where is he? 648 00:41:40,395 --> 00:41:43,373 It's just that most guys our age are completely self-absorbed, you know? 649 00:41:43,995 --> 00:41:48,303 Yeah, I know. And they never shut up. Never, right? 650 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:51,133 God, I am so sick of these arrogant jagweeds, 651 00:41:51,295 --> 00:41:55,831 with their big stupid mouths and their tiny little penises. 652 00:41:55,996 --> 00:41:59,372 We're not talking about Dave anymore. We're talking about Brendan Meltzer. 653 00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,997 Is he a douche bag? World's most humongous douche bag. 654 00:42:03,164 --> 00:42:04,369 Like, officially. 655 00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:06,940 And you know what the really sick part is? I knew it. I knew. 656 00:42:07,097 --> 00:42:10,042 And I knew he was probably gonna tell everyone that we... 657 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:14,801 Because I've pretty much heard about every single girl he's hooked up with, so why would I be any...? 658 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,842 But anyway, I don't know. 659 00:42:17,998 --> 00:42:22,500 All I want is once for one of these boys to just, like, 660 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,473 ask me a question, you know? 661 00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:30,836 Like my opinion or how I'm doing or really anything. 662 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,001 Because at this point, if one of them were to, like, open the door for me 663 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,668 or offer to buy dinner, 664 00:42:36,834 --> 00:42:40,074 I would be so frigging shocked, I would probably fall over. 665 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,508 You know, 666 00:42:46,368 --> 00:42:49,176 sometimes it's just the guy that you... 667 00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:53,675 Sometimes what? 668 00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:57,303 Hmm? 669 00:42:58,070 --> 00:43:01,241 Weren't you...? You were about to say something. 670 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,143 Was I? 671 00:43:04,070 --> 00:43:05,571 No. 672 00:43:06,203 --> 00:43:11,342 No, no. Well, heh, yes, but now it's gone. Poof. 673 00:43:11,904 --> 00:43:16,315 It was just, like, a second ago. Yeah. Weird, right? 674 00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:17,744 Yeah. 675 00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:19,349 Hey. 676 00:43:20,072 --> 00:43:21,675 You. 677 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:29,673 Dave. 678 00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:32,044 So where did you meet my lady? 679 00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:36,010 In an alley. She's, uh, pretty great, huh? 680 00:43:36,174 --> 00:43:38,118 What? She's pretty great. 681 00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:41,684 You know. Pretty, pretty, pretty great. 682 00:43:42,107 --> 00:43:44,210 Yeah, she is. 683 00:43:44,374 --> 00:43:48,410 I mean, I don't usually go for high school girls. Too needy. Way too immature. 684 00:43:48,575 --> 00:43:50,450 But this one, 685 00:43:51,308 --> 00:43:53,116 you know, she's inspiring. 686 00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,480 I'm actually writing a song about her. 687 00:43:55,642 --> 00:43:58,143 Well, about her knees. 688 00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,581 We're gonna have sex tonight. 689 00:44:08,277 --> 00:44:09,311 Yeah? 690 00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:12,819 Yeah. We were supposed to do it last weekend, but I got the flu. 691 00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:14,422 Sure. 692 00:44:14,577 --> 00:44:19,249 I'm not gonna lie to you, Dan, it's been a long time coming, but we're finally doing it. 693 00:44:19,412 --> 00:44:21,515 Gonna do it to it. 694 00:44:23,512 --> 00:44:25,184 So where is this taking place? 695 00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:29,923 Um, probably in my van. Jesus. 696 00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,454 Shit, I gotta move that kick drum. 697 00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:37,718 Well, Ronny, that sounds unforgettable. 698 00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:43,655 Pretty, pretty unforgettable. 699 00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:50,517 I'm, uh... 700 00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:54,950 gonna go drain the Lil Wayne. 701 00:45:38,553 --> 00:45:41,293 You never told me you have a sister. 702 00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:44,322 I guess it never came up. 703 00:45:44,487 --> 00:45:47,988 She's my half sister, technically. 704 00:45:48,155 --> 00:45:51,463 Her dad's not really in our lives anymore anyway, so... 705 00:45:51,622 --> 00:45:53,896 What about your dad? 706 00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,896 Remarried. Lives in Stovington. 707 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,124 He's an endodontist. 708 00:45:59,955 --> 00:46:02,229 Gives one hell of a root canal, if you're ever in need. 709 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:06,266 You know, I just had this very clear image in my head of you 710 00:46:06,424 --> 00:46:08,424 and what your life was like and your family. 711 00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:11,193 And it turns out that it was just completely wrong. 712 00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:13,301 Stupid of me to think that I knew you after one night. 713 00:46:13,457 --> 00:46:16,026 Please don't have sex with Ronny. 714 00:46:17,924 --> 00:46:19,493 The guy is unbelievable. 715 00:46:19,658 --> 00:46:22,068 Yeah. You can't lose your virginity to him. 716 00:46:22,224 --> 00:46:25,135 Why not? Are you...? Are you kidding me? 717 00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:26,997 You know, it's not some beautiful thing. 718 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,569 It's not some treasure that I have to guard 719 00:46:29,726 --> 00:46:34,068 until I find the one or the right person. 720 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:38,398 Because there is no right person. There's just some dude. 721 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,970 Okay? And it happens, and it's a little gnarly and kind of uncomfortable, 722 00:46:42,127 --> 00:46:44,503 but one day, one day it's gonna be terrific. 723 00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:46,798 It's gonna be like crazy porno-sex terrific. 724 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,370 So I just gotta get from here to there safely and on my own terms. 725 00:46:50,528 --> 00:46:54,405 And I know that Ronny is safe because I have my own copy of his test results. 726 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:59,199 So would you please, please just tell me why I can't go and get it over with? 727 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:06,337 You know, I think it's finding the right person that makes it special. 728 00:47:06,863 --> 00:47:11,205 Okay? But it sure as shit is not that guy. Okay. 729 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:14,639 You know what, Dave? Heh. 730 00:47:15,898 --> 00:47:19,774 You... You are in love with Jane. You're in love with her. 731 00:47:19,931 --> 00:47:24,342 You are in love with her smile and her hair tucking and her annoyingly perfect olive skin. 732 00:47:24,498 --> 00:47:29,341 I mean, who has skin like that? It's ridiculous. It's, like, per... 733 00:47:29,498 --> 00:47:31,772 You've got great skin. Yeah, well, thank you. 734 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,501 But that's because I work really hard at my skin, okay? 735 00:47:34,666 --> 00:47:37,167 I'm on a first-name basis with my dermatologist. 736 00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:39,867 If there's a problem, then Phyllis and I, we deal with it. 737 00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:44,910 But that's not the point here. That's not the point. 738 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,705 The point is that you are infatuated with Jane. 739 00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,940 So I'm gonna go do Ronny. 740 00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:57,505 Why are you smiling? 741 00:47:58,569 --> 00:48:00,513 You dig me. 742 00:48:02,736 --> 00:48:06,737 No. No. Heh, please. 743 00:48:06,903 --> 00:48:12,008 Oh, so, what, you're like this confident, cocky guy now? 744 00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,115 You're that guy? 745 00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,407 I guess. Right. 746 00:48:16,570 --> 00:48:21,709 And that's not just because your mom and I said that you should be more... 747 00:48:21,871 --> 00:48:25,042 confident? I don't know. Maybe. 748 00:48:26,138 --> 00:48:27,843 What do you think? 749 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,779 I just... 750 00:48:29,939 --> 00:48:32,212 I think that you should probably... 751 00:48:32,372 --> 00:48:33,782 Aubrey. We gotta go. 752 00:48:33,939 --> 00:48:37,213 Uh, okay, yeah, one minute. No, right now. We're leaving. 753 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,544 Are you even sober enough to drive? I'm fine. 754 00:48:39,706 --> 00:48:42,547 Or I could give you a ride. Just mind your business, Dan. 755 00:48:42,706 --> 00:48:44,343 Okay. You know what I think? 756 00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,451 I think that you know my name is actually Dave. 757 00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,210 Kind of like how I know yours is actually 'Dick'. 758 00:48:51,741 --> 00:48:53,548 Ow. It's fine. I'm okay. I'm okay. 759 00:48:53,707 --> 00:48:57,516 I'll gonna kill this bitch. I'll kick the living shit out of you. The living shit, my friend. 760 00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:00,017 You pretentious little Belle and Sebastian... 761 00:49:00,176 --> 00:49:03,120 Whoa, little man. Stop! Everyone, just calm down. 762 00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:04,878 Behave. I wanna make him cry. 763 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,384 All right, Ronny. Chill. 764 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,714 I've never done this before, but I'm gonna kick your ass. 765 00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:12,945 That's right. I'm not kidding, buddy. What are you people doing in here? 766 00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:15,349 I told you, living room is off-limits. We're leaving. 767 00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:16,579 Good. Yeah, good. 768 00:49:16,744 --> 00:49:19,950 Wait, what? You're leaving? I'm gonna go with him. 769 00:49:20,111 --> 00:49:21,782 Ronny. 770 00:49:21,944 --> 00:49:23,047 Goodbye. 771 00:49:25,778 --> 00:49:27,949 Whatever. We shouldn't even be here. 772 00:49:28,112 --> 00:49:32,113 We should not even be here. Children. 773 00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:40,717 You okay? Somebody said you were in a fight or something. 774 00:49:40,879 --> 00:49:42,653 Not quite. 775 00:49:44,046 --> 00:49:48,491 Well, I am a little tipsy. Heh. 776 00:49:51,914 --> 00:49:53,950 Yes, I am. 777 00:50:01,549 --> 00:50:03,823 Thank you. Yeah. 778 00:50:07,082 --> 00:50:10,617 Hey, so that girl, your friend, 779 00:50:10,783 --> 00:50:13,260 she's super cute, right? 780 00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,690 Yeah, super cute. 781 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:20,118 Is she still here? No, they left. 782 00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:23,421 Right. With her boyfriend. 783 00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:26,188 Who is a hottie, by the way. 784 00:50:28,385 --> 00:50:30,260 Not that that's... 785 00:50:31,385 --> 00:50:34,386 Well, I don't care about that kind of stuff anymore. 786 00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:38,826 I am over boys. They all suck. Heh. 787 00:50:39,252 --> 00:50:41,594 Especially the hotties. Heh. 788 00:50:41,753 --> 00:50:45,527 Yeah, you've said that before. Many times. 789 00:50:45,686 --> 00:50:48,255 No, this time I mean it. 790 00:50:49,554 --> 00:50:52,361 Last night I did the stupidest thing ever. 791 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:57,625 I was so wasted, and we couldn't stop laughing about this thing. 792 00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:02,628 Anyway, the cops showed up, and he asked me if I needed a ride home... 793 00:51:02,788 --> 00:51:04,766 Do you know what "homogenized" means? 794 00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:10,362 What? Homogenized. 795 00:51:12,589 --> 00:51:13,999 Uh... 796 00:51:14,356 --> 00:51:16,891 It's a kind of milk, isn't it? 797 00:51:17,056 --> 00:51:19,398 Homogenized milk. 798 00:51:21,357 --> 00:51:23,028 Yeah. 799 00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:26,124 Yeah. 800 00:51:28,491 --> 00:51:30,799 What's going on with you? 801 00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:33,102 Something's weird. 802 00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:37,534 You know what? I'm just feeling... 803 00:51:43,493 --> 00:51:44,527 What? 804 00:51:46,393 --> 00:51:48,269 Jane... 805 00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:50,963 Janey... 806 00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:56,234 I'm gonna go. 807 00:51:58,395 --> 00:52:00,304 What? 808 00:52:00,462 --> 00:52:02,371 But I was just telling you about... 809 00:52:02,894 --> 00:52:04,895 Don't you wanna talk? 810 00:52:05,062 --> 00:52:06,835 No, not tonight. 811 00:52:07,728 --> 00:52:09,070 I'll see you on Monday, okay? 812 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,499 Okay. 813 00:52:15,463 --> 00:52:17,442 You dig me. 814 00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:21,439 "You dig me"? Oh, my God. What, was that supposed to be cute? 815 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:25,041 Yeah. Yes, it was. Yep. Those were my intentions. 816 00:52:25,198 --> 00:52:29,903 Those were my intentions. Did she buy it? Nope. Mm-mm-mm. No, sir. 817 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:31,633 How could she? 818 00:52:31,798 --> 00:52:35,742 "You dig me." Who...? Nobody... I've never heard anyone say that. 819 00:52:35,898 --> 00:52:37,637 God, that's... Ugh. 820 00:52:38,632 --> 00:52:39,666 God. 821 00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,606 The things we used to do 822 00:52:43,866 --> 00:52:47,810 When the nightmare wouldn't end 823 00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:58,637 Turn up the sight of you 824 00:52:59,935 --> 00:53:03,845 And feel it all again 825 00:53:11,569 --> 00:53:13,877 The posters on the wall 826 00:53:14,036 --> 00:53:15,446 I broke up with Ronny. 827 00:53:15,603 --> 00:53:18,740 That were our only friends 828 00:53:18,903 --> 00:53:20,608 I didn't do it for you. I know. 829 00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:23,112 But it's totally your fault. Right. 830 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,476 You know, this doesn't mean that I can jump into some relationship with you. 831 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:28,972 Okay. 832 00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,604 I mean, I don't even know if I'm gonna feel this way tomorrow. 833 00:53:33,405 --> 00:53:37,679 Well, I guess, then, we're just gonna have to drive around all night. 834 00:53:39,705 --> 00:53:41,580 I could be into that. 835 00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,308 Let's go out tonight 836 00:53:48,006 --> 00:53:51,473 And do something that's wrong 837 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,851 'Cause I don't feel all right 838 00:53:56,273 --> 00:53:59,513 When disaster's gone 839 00:54:00,274 --> 00:54:03,844 Anne with an E 840 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:07,816 You're everything to me 841 00:54:17,442 --> 00:54:18,749 Oh, my God. 842 00:54:24,643 --> 00:54:27,985 Is that the same...? Holy shit. From last night. 843 00:54:29,044 --> 00:54:30,919 Those kids. 844 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,281 I think I might be sick. 845 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,291 I'm sorry. 846 00:55:04,048 --> 00:55:09,322 Are you kidding me? Don't be. Never. You never have to apologize to me. 847 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:22,061 I don't know why I'm... 848 00:55:22,816 --> 00:55:24,260 Shit. 849 00:55:24,749 --> 00:55:26,557 It's scary stuff. 850 00:55:27,550 --> 00:55:30,585 Sometimes everything seems really... 851 00:55:31,218 --> 00:55:32,991 harsh. 852 00:55:34,518 --> 00:55:37,052 I don't think I can handle it. 853 00:55:38,651 --> 00:55:42,857 Or I don't know if I'm gonna be... 854 00:55:43,619 --> 00:55:45,824 you know, strong enough... 855 00:55:46,686 --> 00:55:48,062 to be on my own. 856 00:55:48,385 --> 00:55:50,829 Oh, what? 857 00:55:50,986 --> 00:55:52,759 You will be. 858 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,254 You are, you know. Trust me. 859 00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,398 And you're not gonna be on your own. 860 00:55:58,553 --> 00:56:02,793 I mean, you've got your family and you've got... 861 00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,168 Okay. Yeah. 862 00:56:32,324 --> 00:56:34,928 I should, um, really go inside now. 863 00:56:35,091 --> 00:56:37,160 I think you should too. I'm going to. 864 00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:41,633 All right, then, go. In a second. Don't rush me. 865 00:56:46,092 --> 00:56:48,660 So I'll call you tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. 866 00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:51,161 Yeah. Heh. Heh. 867 00:56:51,893 --> 00:56:53,098 Whew. 868 00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:57,634 Yeah. I mean, you don't have to. 869 00:56:57,793 --> 00:57:00,237 Or, like, don't go out of your way or anything. 870 00:57:01,494 --> 00:57:03,233 Okay. 871 00:57:03,393 --> 00:57:05,372 All right. Heh. 872 00:57:57,366 --> 00:57:59,208 Hi. What are you doing? 873 00:57:59,366 --> 00:58:01,276 I thought you had so much calculus homework. 874 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:04,469 I wasn't gonna bug you for at least another 15 minutes. 875 00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:08,840 I'm taking a much-deserved break Yeah, me too... I'm at the park with Stella... 876 00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:12,070 We got some big money riding on this peewee baseball game. 877 00:58:12,235 --> 00:58:14,008 Yeah, maybe I could, um... 878 00:58:14,735 --> 00:58:17,508 You wanna come hang outwith us? Meet the gerbil? 879 00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:22,170 Well, I don't wanna, like, butt in on your time with your sister. 880 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:26,246 No, are you kidding me? She's sick to death of me. Come on. Here. 881 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,170 Aubrey? Yes? 882 00:58:29,337 --> 00:58:32,178 Hi, this is Stella. Hi. 883 00:58:32,337 --> 00:58:34,679 Can you please come to the park and hang out with us? 884 00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:42,078 We've never been apart for that long, so it'll be an adjustment, definitely. 885 00:58:42,238 --> 00:58:46,614 I mean, but I'll be back all the time, and she'll come out a lot. 886 00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:49,945 We'll make it work. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. 887 00:58:50,105 --> 00:58:52,583 Plus, we've still got the whole summer. Ahem. 888 00:58:53,172 --> 00:58:57,015 She wants to go on a roller coaster. She's like obsessed with roller coasters. 889 00:58:57,173 --> 00:58:58,912 Where's her father? 890 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,880 I mean, you don't have to tell me. No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh... 891 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,777 We just don't really know. 892 00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:09,282 He had a drug problem. Uh... 893 00:59:10,307 --> 00:59:13,251 Got himself into debt, took off. 894 00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:15,249 It was a real mess. Ahem. 895 00:59:16,608 --> 00:59:18,814 The worst part, 896 00:59:18,975 --> 00:59:23,613 Stella really liked him, and he just completely bailed on her. 897 00:59:24,109 --> 00:59:26,610 That's part of why it's hard, you know, leaving. 898 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:30,185 I don't want her to worry that I'm not gonna come back. 899 00:59:33,676 --> 00:59:35,586 Dave, it's... 900 00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:39,685 No, you're right. 901 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,313 It'll be fine. 902 00:59:44,178 --> 00:59:46,816 What are you two talking about over here? 903 00:59:46,978 --> 00:59:50,422 We were talking about roller coasters. I love roller coasters. 904 00:59:50,578 --> 00:59:53,613 Yeah? How do you know? You've never even been on one yet. 905 00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,548 Hey, guys. Oh, hey. I need your input. 906 01:00:00,746 --> 01:00:03,952 What do you think, with this dress, the shawl or the jacket? 907 01:00:04,113 --> 01:00:05,648 Are you guys going somewhere? 908 01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:08,485 Nope. This is how we've decided to start dressing around the house. 909 01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,647 We're gonna have to insist that you do too. 910 01:00:10,814 --> 01:00:12,315 Every Sunday. It's gonna be a regular thing. 911 01:00:12,481 --> 01:00:15,823 I've told you about this a hundred times. Tonight's the benefit. 912 01:00:15,981 --> 01:00:17,516 The benefit. 913 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:20,488 The cancer center. Your father is presenting an award. 914 01:00:20,648 --> 01:00:23,252 Are you ever listening to me when I tell you these things? 915 01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:25,359 Right, the benefit. That's tonight. 916 01:00:25,516 --> 01:00:28,051 Yes, it's tonight. There's lasagna in the fridge. 917 01:00:28,216 --> 01:00:31,160 You should eat it, because we're gonna be late, okay? 918 01:00:31,316 --> 01:00:33,658 Okay. And I'd, um... 919 01:00:33,817 --> 01:00:36,795 You know, I'd definitely go with the jacket, no question. 920 01:00:36,950 --> 01:00:40,622 As would I. Let's go. Ah, coming. Good night. 921 01:00:40,783 --> 01:00:42,284 Night. 922 01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:53,021 So here's the thing. 923 01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:58,487 My parents are gonna go to this benefit. Benefits are cool. 924 01:00:58,652 --> 01:01:00,153 Uh... 925 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,921 Uh, you should come over. Really? 926 01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:09,190 I mean, if you want to, you could... Do you want to? 927 01:01:09,354 --> 01:01:13,958 Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure. Uh, when-ish? 928 01:01:14,121 --> 01:01:15,621 Like 45 minutes-ish? 929 01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:17,696 Uh, no, that should work for me. Good. 930 01:01:17,854 --> 01:01:18,888 Great. Bye. 931 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,464 Bye. 932 01:01:28,922 --> 01:01:30,423 No. 933 01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,823 No, because you're not that guy. 934 01:01:34,223 --> 01:01:37,633 You're not that guy who walks around with a condom in his wallet. 935 01:01:38,257 --> 01:01:39,826 You're not. 936 01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:09,866 Can I put this down in your room? It's deceptively heavy. 937 01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,130 Mm-hm. Thanks. 938 01:02:19,461 --> 01:02:21,871 What you got in there? Oh, I got you something. 939 01:02:22,028 --> 01:02:23,335 Uh, it's nothing. 940 01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:27,667 You know, it's just like getting you flowers or... 941 01:02:27,829 --> 01:02:31,705 Or... I would never get you flowers though because I know how you feel about cheesiness. 942 01:02:31,862 --> 01:02:34,204 I'm not opposed to flowers. I like flowers. They're pretty. 943 01:02:34,363 --> 01:02:37,001 Oh. Okay. Huh. 944 01:02:37,163 --> 01:02:39,800 Well, now I know that. Um, wow. 945 01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,339 I should have got you, like, a whole box of flowers. 946 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,600 You shouldn't have gotten me anything. 947 01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:48,334 Well, after the park, I took Stella to this really cool store off Scottsdale 948 01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:50,998 where, um, I used to go in all the time because I would get... 949 01:02:51,164 --> 01:02:53,938 I used to have this antique-action-figure collection. Uh... 950 01:02:54,665 --> 01:02:58,632 I don't know why I'm telling you about my action-figure collection, but any... 951 01:03:04,666 --> 01:03:09,133 I thought you could cut them up. You know, for collage. 952 01:03:16,234 --> 01:03:20,269 You are just completely ridiculous. 953 01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:24,970 I know. I know. It was stupid. Uh, I just... 954 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,579 I don't know why I brought that. I just... I thought maybe... 955 01:03:28,735 --> 01:03:31,373 You probably have a whole system for that. 956 01:03:31,936 --> 01:03:33,936 I dig you so much. 957 01:03:54,138 --> 01:03:57,309 So much, it like, freaks me out. 958 01:03:57,772 --> 01:03:59,647 I told you. 959 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,977 I want you to hear this song I downloaded last night. 960 01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:18,880 I was maybe gonna put it on a CD with some other stuff for your car. 961 01:04:19,374 --> 01:04:22,319 Like a mix? No, not like a mix, just... 962 01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:30,484 Girl come to me in a dream 963 01:04:33,909 --> 01:04:36,979 And I don't even know her name 964 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,454 A pretty mark upon her breast 965 01:04:45,844 --> 01:04:49,050 To signify her from the rest 966 01:04:50,744 --> 01:04:51,983 So, what do you wanna do? 967 01:04:52,144 --> 01:04:55,486 But her and I are just the same 968 01:04:55,645 --> 01:04:58,418 Well, there's some lasagna. Are you hungry? 969 01:04:58,578 --> 01:05:00,817 - Are you? - No. 970 01:05:00,978 --> 01:05:02,718 Me neither. 971 01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:05,552 Okay. 972 01:05:06,312 --> 01:05:07,984 We could, um... 973 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:13,790 - We could watch a movie. - Well, I've actually seen all the movies. 974 01:05:13,947 --> 01:05:16,652 I'm pretty sure there's quite a few movies. 975 01:05:16,813 --> 01:05:19,052 I'm pretty sure I've seen them all. 976 01:05:19,214 --> 01:05:21,351 Okay, then, that's out. 977 01:05:21,915 --> 01:05:24,893 I know it won't be easy 978 01:05:28,015 --> 01:05:32,619 What a thing to believe 979 01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:34,192 We could go for a ride. 980 01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,758 Yeah, we could. We could definitely do that. 981 01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:40,451 Or, you know, not, 982 01:05:40,616 --> 01:05:44,060 because we'll probably just end up coming back here. 983 01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:47,457 Yeah, so, what's the point? 984 01:05:48,017 --> 01:05:49,723 We could play a game. 985 01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:54,760 You know, like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle. 986 01:05:56,618 --> 01:05:59,118 I'd wipe the floor with you if we played Boggle. 987 01:05:59,285 --> 01:06:00,627 Seriously, I'm amazing. 988 01:06:00,785 --> 01:06:04,524 I could have gone pro if I hadn't blown out my knee. 989 01:06:04,685 --> 01:06:07,254 The letter slipped Right through my hands 990 01:06:09,953 --> 01:06:13,159 Practiced all my wit and charm 991 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,455 Had many girls on every arm 992 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:21,064 I don't really feel like playing games, do you? 993 01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:22,892 Not really. 994 01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:24,522 Okay. 995 01:06:25,154 --> 01:06:27,325 So, what do you wanna do? 996 01:06:29,354 --> 01:06:31,026 Really. 997 01:06:39,489 --> 01:06:41,092 What? 998 01:06:42,023 --> 01:06:45,524 What? What are you...? What are you thinking? 999 01:06:47,490 --> 01:06:51,628 Uh, I'm sort of thinking that, um... What? 1000 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:56,758 I'm thinking that this has just been like... 1001 01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,558 the best weekend of my life. 1002 01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:09,499 And I don't wanna do anything that might screw it up. 1003 01:07:11,226 --> 01:07:12,761 Oh. 1004 01:07:13,526 --> 01:07:15,128 Um... 1005 01:07:15,293 --> 01:07:18,533 Yeah. No, you're right. 1006 01:07:18,693 --> 01:07:20,535 I am? 1007 01:07:20,694 --> 01:07:23,638 Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right. 1008 01:07:24,861 --> 01:07:29,203 Yeah, we should just, you know, take things slow, not rush things. 1009 01:07:29,361 --> 01:07:31,964 You know, we don't wanna be cliche Yeah, cliches are the worst. 1010 01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:35,538 Those people who are like, "Ah, those teenagers with their raging hormones. 1011 01:07:35,695 --> 01:07:39,798 They can't control themselves." It's like, come on. Yes, we can control ourselves. 1012 01:07:39,962 --> 01:07:42,839 Such bullshit. We are not bunnies. We are absolutely not bunnies. 1013 01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:45,974 We are capable of making intelligent, rational decisions. 1014 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,074 I think we're making one right now. We are. This is good. This is better. 1015 01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:51,708 Way better. I'm glad you agree. I totally agree. 1016 01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,398 Good. Me too. 1017 01:07:58,431 --> 01:08:00,568 Aw, fuck it. 1018 01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:13,436 I know it won't be easy 1019 01:08:15,732 --> 01:08:18,336 What a thing to believe 1020 01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:20,842 Oh, uh... Uh... 1021 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,410 Should I...? Okay, what? 1022 01:08:24,234 --> 01:08:28,804 Uh, I don't know... Uh, well, what do you, uh, like? 1023 01:08:29,601 --> 01:08:33,307 Oh, um... Well, did you... Did you bring a condom? 1024 01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:37,643 No. Shit. No, no. That's good. That's cool. 1025 01:08:37,802 --> 01:08:40,871 That means that you didn't think that I thought we were gonna have sex tonight. 1026 01:08:41,036 --> 01:08:42,638 It's cooler that you didn't think that. 1027 01:08:42,802 --> 01:08:47,178 Yeah, heh, no. I definitely didn't think that at all. Uh, never even crossed my mind. 1028 01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:49,336 I have one. 1029 01:08:49,503 --> 01:08:51,072 What? A condom. 1030 01:08:51,237 --> 01:08:53,181 Huh? Should I get it? 1031 01:08:53,337 --> 01:08:55,781 You could. I mean, sure. Yeah. Okay. 1032 01:08:55,938 --> 01:08:59,746 That's a thing you could do. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1033 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,673 That's a thing you could do. 1034 01:09:06,538 --> 01:09:08,413 Holy shit. 1035 01:09:20,673 --> 01:09:22,276 All right. 1036 01:09:23,473 --> 01:09:25,178 Uh... You can have it. 1037 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,079 This is for me. 1038 01:09:31,374 --> 01:09:34,716 I think this is a really good kind. Like maybe the best. 1039 01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:38,014 I think this is what Tiger uses. 1040 01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:39,985 And it hasn't expired yet. 1041 01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:43,052 You know, still got a good 18 months on this guy. 1042 01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,516 Not that I have that kind of stamina. 1043 01:09:47,176 --> 01:09:49,518 Hey, "spermicide" is a really ominous-sounding word, right? 1044 01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:51,677 It sounds like something the Nazis committed. 1045 01:09:51,843 --> 01:09:53,752 Are you gonna put it on? 1046 01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:56,513 You mean right now? 1047 01:09:56,677 --> 01:10:00,486 Or... No, yeah, uh, yeah. Uh... 1048 01:10:01,778 --> 01:10:05,313 Do you wanna get under the covers? Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea. 1049 01:10:05,477 --> 01:10:07,114 Good idea. 1050 01:10:07,278 --> 01:10:08,846 Okay. 1051 01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:13,884 Oh, uh... 1052 01:10:15,346 --> 01:10:17,017 Okay. 1053 01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,524 All right. 1054 01:10:35,381 --> 01:10:40,053 Sorry. Sorry. Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous. 1055 01:10:41,915 --> 01:10:43,484 Well, um... 1056 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:48,189 Do you want me to, uh, you know...? 1057 01:10:48,749 --> 01:10:52,852 No, I'm okay. I'm good. I actually think I almost got it. 1058 01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:54,426 Oh. Uh... Heh. 1059 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,687 Oh, good. Thank you for the offer. 1060 01:10:56,850 --> 01:10:58,259 Mm-hm. 1061 01:11:06,284 --> 01:11:09,888 It's okay. Right there. Right there. Yeah. Yeah. 1062 01:11:10,385 --> 01:11:12,522 Sweet. 1063 01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:15,926 Oh, okay. Uh... Yeah. Heh. 1064 01:11:17,919 --> 01:11:19,363 Ooh. 1065 01:11:21,752 --> 01:11:23,321 Hey. Uh... 1066 01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:29,330 No. I want this. 1067 01:11:30,753 --> 01:11:33,061 Me too. Okay. 1068 01:11:33,888 --> 01:11:35,422 Okay. 1069 01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:15,496 Okay. Okay, no, no, no. Okay. 1070 01:12:16,025 --> 01:12:20,697 Don't wig out. Don't wig out. Don't wig out. 1071 01:12:20,859 --> 01:12:22,461 Okay. 1072 01:12:26,493 --> 01:12:28,368 Don't wig out. 1073 01:12:50,862 --> 01:12:53,340 At least the condom didn't break. 1074 01:12:57,029 --> 01:13:00,997 I think that it can be better. 1075 01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:06,340 You know, like, more fun. Eventually. 1076 01:13:07,064 --> 01:13:10,474 There's really no other direction it could go. 1077 01:13:11,531 --> 01:13:13,100 Yeah. 1078 01:13:14,398 --> 01:13:16,535 But it wasn't your fault. 1079 01:13:18,066 --> 01:13:21,635 I didn't think it was. It wasn't. 1080 01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:25,772 And it wasn't my fault either. 1081 01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:28,976 Why? Do you think it's my fault? 1082 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,234 Oh. Hey, no. 1083 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:36,242 It's nobody's... It's nobody's fault, okay? Look, uh, I just... 1084 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:40,174 I heard that sometimes people don't quite fit together. 1085 01:13:40,335 --> 01:13:43,836 Hmm. And you think that that's us? I don't know. 1086 01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:47,870 But I don't think that's how it was supposed to go. Uh... 1087 01:13:48,035 --> 01:13:50,604 You know, even if you've never... 1088 01:13:50,768 --> 01:13:52,747 It didn't feel right. 1089 01:13:52,903 --> 01:13:56,711 Well, I mean, right? Did it? It felt weird. 1090 01:13:57,569 --> 01:13:58,808 It didn't feel good. 1091 01:13:58,970 --> 01:14:01,948 I mean, maybe you weren't turned on enough or something. 1092 01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:06,378 I don't know how that shit works or what's, like, normal, or... 1093 01:14:06,837 --> 01:14:11,976 I mean, with guys, the equipment's pretty self-explanatory, you know? 1094 01:14:12,137 --> 01:14:15,445 But with girls, I just... I had no idea it got so complicated. 1095 01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:19,981 It's like you practically need a fricking schematic and a flashlight just to... 1096 01:14:20,138 --> 01:14:24,742 Okay. All right. Oh, my God. I cannot believe that we just... 1097 01:14:24,906 --> 01:14:27,975 I mean, I've only known you for, what, like one weekend? 1098 01:14:28,139 --> 01:14:32,379 Not even... Like 43 hours. I don't even have a copy of your test results. 1099 01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:36,246 Test results? I don't have test results. I'm a virgin. 1100 01:14:36,407 --> 01:14:38,885 Or I was a minute ago. 1101 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:42,042 There are plenty of venereal diseases you can get without intercourse. 1102 01:14:44,442 --> 01:14:45,613 Okay. 1103 01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:47,684 Okay, you know what? This just... 1104 01:14:47,842 --> 01:14:50,683 This happened really fast, 1105 01:14:50,842 --> 01:14:54,286 and we got carried away and we made a mistake. 1106 01:14:54,443 --> 01:14:57,387 And, you know, it's... Look, it's not that big of a deal. 1107 01:14:57,543 --> 01:14:59,350 Not the end of the world. 1108 01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:03,686 Had to happen sooner or later, right? So we just... We got it over with. 1109 01:15:08,277 --> 01:15:11,517 Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything to put off my calculus homework. 1110 01:15:17,778 --> 01:15:21,779 Yeah, well, I should probably go. 1111 01:15:22,945 --> 01:15:26,890 Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that roof when your parents come home. 1112 01:15:39,513 --> 01:15:41,583 I guess I'll call you later. 1113 01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,725 Yeah. 1114 01:15:50,382 --> 01:15:51,882 Wait. 1115 01:15:54,248 --> 01:15:58,920 Uh, you know, why don't I, uh...? Like, I'll... 1116 01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,317 I'll call you. 1117 01:16:02,483 --> 01:16:05,518 Because I've got a crazy few weeks coming up with finals and everything, 1118 01:16:05,683 --> 01:16:07,218 and also, Ronny keeps calling me 1119 01:16:07,384 --> 01:16:09,691 and leaving these messages apologizing, 1120 01:16:09,850 --> 01:16:12,590 so I don't even know what's gonna... 1121 01:16:12,751 --> 01:16:15,558 You know, he said he wrote this song that he wants me to hear and... 1122 01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:19,052 Yeah, it's about your knees. Enjoy that. 1123 01:16:19,218 --> 01:16:21,560 And I know you wanna spend as much time with your sister 1124 01:16:21,719 --> 01:16:26,561 as possible this summer before you leave for New York, so, um... 1125 01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:30,061 So this probably isn't a great time for you either. 1126 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,197 To be getting into a... Relationship. 1127 01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:33,888 Anything. 1128 01:16:37,153 --> 01:16:39,654 God. Just for the record, I tried to stop it. 1129 01:16:39,821 --> 01:16:41,799 All right? You practically... 1130 01:16:41,954 --> 01:16:44,159 Practically what? 1131 01:16:47,088 --> 01:16:50,760 No, nothing. I'm sorry it happened. 1132 01:16:53,022 --> 01:16:55,932 Yeah. Me too. 1133 01:16:56,489 --> 01:16:59,797 All right, great. I guess I'll see you. See you, Dave. 1134 01:17:04,623 --> 01:17:06,862 'Cause there's a red moon Low in the sky 1135 01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,433 And a Santa Anna 1136 01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:15,224 We are love We are taken for granted 1137 01:17:17,157 --> 01:17:21,499 I'm only here for this moment 1138 01:17:22,325 --> 01:17:27,702 Siri Guru Daveh Nameh 1139 01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:40,601 The things they do to me 1140 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:44,461 Are they trying to make me bleed? 1141 01:17:44,628 --> 01:17:49,595 But I will never need them Like they need me 1142 01:17:49,761 --> 01:17:55,104 Siri Guru Daveh Nameh 1143 01:17:55,261 --> 01:17:56,705 Come on. 1144 01:18:00,662 --> 01:18:01,765 Shit. 1145 01:18:01,929 --> 01:18:06,465 I wanna love you I wanna love you 1146 01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:09,575 I wanna love you 1147 01:18:09,730 --> 01:18:13,004 I wanna love you 1148 01:18:13,163 --> 01:18:16,630 I wanna love you 1149 01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:26,073 Hey, it's me. What are you doing? 1150 01:18:30,799 --> 01:18:33,538 Sex. Sex. 1151 01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:38,234 Here's what I know about sex. You ready? You ready? 1152 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,538 Sex is so much better 1153 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,178 before you've had it. 1154 01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:48,971 Because before you've had it, it's everything. 1155 01:18:49,134 --> 01:18:51,112 You know? It's what you dream of. 1156 01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:56,178 I mean, your entire world is, like, consumed in this... 1157 01:18:56,335 --> 01:18:58,711 Well, you guys know what I'm talking about. 1158 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,311 And then after... 1159 01:19:02,669 --> 01:19:05,113 After, it's just... 1160 01:19:05,269 --> 01:19:08,076 It's just sex. 1161 01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:13,114 It's just... It's not even that, you know? It's just a mess. It's a mess. 1162 01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:15,907 I wish I could just go back to the beginning. 1163 01:19:17,037 --> 01:19:19,106 Beginning? You mean Friday? 1164 01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:22,275 Yeah, Friday. 1165 01:19:22,437 --> 01:19:26,246 Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it? I'd do it all different. 1166 01:19:26,405 --> 01:19:28,508 All right. I'm gonna ask you a serious question, 1167 01:19:28,672 --> 01:19:31,411 and I want you to think about it before you give me the answer. 1168 01:19:31,572 --> 01:19:35,779 Is it possible that the problem was that you're actually, like, 1169 01:19:35,939 --> 01:19:37,611 huge? 1170 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:42,377 And you've never realized it before because you've never had anything to compare it to up close. 1171 01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:44,449 Would you like me to look at your penis? 1172 01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:47,141 No. Trust me, that's not the problem. 1173 01:19:47,307 --> 01:19:49,751 You're sure? All right. Positive. 1174 01:19:56,274 --> 01:19:57,809 What? 1175 01:19:57,975 --> 01:20:01,680 It's better this way. It's better. Think about it. 1176 01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:04,980 She doesn't go to our school so you're not gonna run into her in the hallways. 1177 01:20:05,142 --> 01:20:07,746 Nobody knows, so nobody's gonna hear her version. 1178 01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:11,410 And in a couple of weeks, it'll be prom, then graduation, 1179 01:20:11,577 --> 01:20:14,987 and before you know it, you're on a plane to JFK. 1180 01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:17,815 So it was never gonna last anyway. 1181 01:20:18,677 --> 01:20:21,383 And now it's done with. And who knows, maybe years from now 1182 01:20:21,544 --> 01:20:23,647 you'll bump into her somewhere, you know, in some bar. 1183 01:20:23,811 --> 01:20:27,017 You'll have a few drinks and you'll laugh about it. 1184 01:20:27,544 --> 01:20:30,421 And that's it. That's life. 1185 01:20:30,579 --> 01:20:34,990 So the best thing to do is just let it go. Let it go, David. 1186 01:20:38,679 --> 01:20:40,123 I think that's bullshit. 1187 01:20:40,279 --> 01:20:42,848 Oh, really? You do? Total bullshit. 1188 01:20:43,014 --> 01:20:46,288 You met somebody. Somebody very cool, from the sound of it. 1189 01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:48,981 How many weekends have we spent driving around 1190 01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:50,955 looking for exactly that thing? 1191 01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:54,354 And it never happens. It never happens. 1192 01:20:54,514 --> 01:20:56,493 But it did. So now what? 1193 01:20:56,648 --> 01:20:57,955 You hit one bump and you bail? 1194 01:20:58,115 --> 01:20:59,889 Throw your hands up and walk away? 1195 01:21:00,048 --> 01:21:02,152 Well, I mean, it was a pretty major bump. 1196 01:21:02,315 --> 01:21:04,623 No, it wasn't. It was sex. 1197 01:21:04,782 --> 01:21:08,591 One time. The first time. You don't know anything from that. 1198 01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:11,591 You're gonna tell me you don't think it's worth giving it one more shot? 1199 01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:14,785 You think it's about letting it go. No. 1200 01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:17,224 It's about sticking with it and being a man. 1201 01:21:17,384 --> 01:21:21,328 And I don't mean in no bullshit way, like you're tough or you're a dick. 1202 01:21:21,484 --> 01:21:24,088 Being a real man. I don't even know if I am. 1203 01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:28,423 You are. You're a man. Now act like it. 1204 01:21:31,585 --> 01:21:33,222 All right, let me ask you this. 1205 01:21:33,386 --> 01:21:36,387 A couple of days ago, you were all about Jane. 1206 01:21:36,552 --> 01:21:38,030 You know, dear, sweet Janey. 1207 01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:42,426 And now I just wanna know, before we go full commando here, 1208 01:21:42,586 --> 01:21:45,928 what is it that's so special about this particular girl? 1209 01:21:56,488 --> 01:21:57,989 Ugh. 1210 01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:01,293 Oh, my God. I'm so glad that you called. 1211 01:22:01,455 --> 01:22:05,399 You are? Oh, baby, I'm so glad you're glad I called. 1212 01:22:05,555 --> 01:22:08,056 I just had to hear your voice, my sweet girl's voice. 1213 01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,257 Ronny. 1214 01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,594 This has been the darkest day of my life. 1215 01:22:11,756 --> 01:22:14,200 I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore. 1216 01:22:14,356 --> 01:22:17,198 Things have been so messed up lately, all this negativity around me. 1217 01:22:17,356 --> 01:22:21,801 Joel and Leon and my mom, that judgmental bitch. 1218 01:22:21,957 --> 01:22:25,458 Anyway, I guess I'm just trying to say I'm sorry. 1219 01:22:25,624 --> 01:22:30,228 So sorry. And I get it. I do. You're not ready yet. 1220 01:22:31,325 --> 01:22:34,303 What? To have sex. 1221 01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:37,335 And that's cool. I can wait. No, I will wait for you. 1222 01:22:37,492 --> 01:22:40,130 A month, or maybe even two. Whatever it takes. 1223 01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:44,293 It's late and I'm really tired. 1224 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:47,063 I have to get up for school in like four hours. 1225 01:22:47,227 --> 01:22:50,171 Is it that guy from last night? Are you two, like, together now? 1226 01:22:50,327 --> 01:22:52,236 What? No. 1227 01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,832 We're definitely not together. 1228 01:22:54,994 --> 01:22:57,835 I just... don't think I can have this conversation right now. 1229 01:22:58,294 --> 01:23:00,397 Sorry. I just... 1230 01:23:00,561 --> 01:23:03,539 No, I get it. You're tired. 1231 01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:06,139 Sleep, baby girl. Dream. 1232 01:23:06,295 --> 01:23:11,467 I mean, just please do not break up with me, okay? 1233 01:23:11,629 --> 01:23:15,301 I mean, nobody gets me, I mean really gets me, the way that you do. 1234 01:23:15,463 --> 01:23:17,031 I love... 1235 01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,971 Lead me on, lead me on 1236 01:23:46,066 --> 01:23:50,909 Right now I just need something You could be that one thing 1237 01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,738 So lead me on 1238 01:23:57,601 --> 01:24:02,670 Take me home, take me home 1239 01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:07,404 I'll be yours till the morning Then leave without warning 1240 01:24:07,568 --> 01:24:10,876 So take me home 1241 01:24:22,504 --> 01:24:24,448 Slut. 1242 01:24:31,171 --> 01:24:36,139 Call me, please Call me, please 1243 01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:41,076 I can't wait forever You know better 1244 01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,080 So call me, please 1245 01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:45,876 Morning. 1246 01:24:47,939 --> 01:24:52,816 Leave me be, leave me be 1247 01:24:53,206 --> 01:24:55,844 You had your chance already 1248 01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,951 Someone else, I go steady So leave me be 1249 01:24:58,107 --> 01:25:01,574 Are you all right? Yeah. 1250 01:25:14,043 --> 01:25:15,248 I met a boy. 1251 01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:24,584 A really good one. And I think I drove him away. 1252 01:25:26,743 --> 01:25:28,585 Honey, I'm sure you didn't. 1253 01:25:29,411 --> 01:25:33,254 No, I did. I messed up. 1254 01:25:33,411 --> 01:25:36,049 And now it's over before I... 1255 01:25:37,211 --> 01:25:38,848 I'm never gonna see him again. 1256 01:25:40,311 --> 01:25:42,789 Oh, sweetheart. 1257 01:25:45,146 --> 01:25:47,090 I love you. 1258 01:25:49,047 --> 01:25:52,287 Both of you. So much. 1259 01:25:52,446 --> 01:25:55,584 And I'm sorry if I don't tell you it more. 1260 01:26:00,514 --> 01:26:03,152 Anyways, I should go before I miss the bus. 1261 01:26:03,314 --> 01:26:06,019 You want me to drive you? Maybe talk about it? 1262 01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:09,616 No. I sort of feel like taking the bus. 1263 01:26:17,716 --> 01:26:21,217 I want you to remember every detail of what just happened, 1264 01:26:21,749 --> 01:26:24,023 because it's never going to happen again. 1265 01:26:32,551 --> 01:26:33,960 Okay, here's what it is. Whoa. F... 1266 01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:36,860 Uh... Oh, shit. 1267 01:26:37,951 --> 01:26:39,826 I'm sorry. You. 1268 01:26:39,985 --> 01:26:43,986 You gotta, like, give a girl some warning or something when you do that. 1269 01:26:44,152 --> 01:26:48,120 I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have. I just, um... 1270 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:50,355 It's just that I've been thinking. 1271 01:26:52,986 --> 01:26:54,987 I don't know much about relationships. 1272 01:26:56,887 --> 01:26:58,456 Neither do I. 1273 01:26:59,554 --> 01:27:01,929 I definitely don't know anything about love. 1274 01:27:02,087 --> 01:27:04,861 I can't believe I talked like I did. 1275 01:27:05,021 --> 01:27:06,124 I don't. 1276 01:27:07,788 --> 01:27:12,597 All I want, like, in the world, is to just keep talking to you. 1277 01:27:12,755 --> 01:27:16,393 I wanna know how your day was, where you wanna eat, 1278 01:27:16,555 --> 01:27:18,965 and I wanna argue with you. 1279 01:27:19,122 --> 01:27:21,100 And I wanna hear all your theories, 1280 01:27:21,256 --> 01:27:24,962 even the ones that are just completely, you know, wrong. 1281 01:27:25,123 --> 01:27:28,329 And I know it's not that simple. I don't know, I just think... 1282 01:27:28,490 --> 01:27:32,628 No, I really believe that if you'd just be willing 1283 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:35,667 to continue having this conversation with me, 1284 01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:38,660 then we can figure the rest out. 1285 01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:47,493 I'm gonna be late for school. 1286 01:27:52,060 --> 01:27:53,436 All right. 1287 01:27:53,893 --> 01:27:57,099 All right. Yeah. Do you wanna give me a ride? 1288 01:27:58,093 --> 01:27:59,537 Uh... 1289 01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:03,096 Yeah. It's not gonna make you late? 1290 01:28:03,261 --> 01:28:05,500 So I'm late. What are they gonna do, right? Heh. 1291 01:28:30,364 --> 01:28:32,603 Wow. Oh, sorry. That's... Wrong song. 1292 01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:37,138 Nope, not that one either. Here, this one. This one's good. 1293 01:28:38,198 --> 01:28:40,005 Whirlwind, run 1294 01:28:43,165 --> 01:28:44,905 Further and further away 1295 01:28:45,065 --> 01:28:48,101 You know, none of my theories are wrong, by the way. 1296 01:28:48,266 --> 01:28:51,039 They just aren't fully developed yet. 1297 01:28:51,199 --> 01:28:52,404 Okay. 1298 01:28:52,566 --> 01:28:55,100 And as far as what you said before 1299 01:28:55,266 --> 01:28:58,336 about wanting to keep talking, 1300 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,738 I'm obviously... 1301 01:29:02,067 --> 01:29:04,170 totally into that. 1302 01:29:07,767 --> 01:29:09,938 But I would also like to work on the sex thing. 1303 01:29:11,902 --> 01:29:13,573 Definitely. 1304 01:29:13,735 --> 01:29:16,009 We can definitely work on the sex thing. Heh. 1305 01:29:16,169 --> 01:29:19,772 I actually had a few ideas about that. Me too. 1306 01:29:19,935 --> 01:29:21,811 So, you know? Yeah. 1307 01:29:21,969 --> 01:29:24,708 How would you cope If the world decided 1308 01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:27,642 To make you suffer For all that you were? 1309 01:29:29,203 --> 01:29:31,340 How could you dance if...? 1310 01:29:35,304 --> 01:29:38,441 Okay. Wait. 1311 01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:52,006 You're ridiculous. Well, deal with it. 1312 01:29:54,073 --> 01:29:56,880 Hey, what's up? Hey, Chase. 1313 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,545 So...? 1314 01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:02,974 So, what? 1315 01:30:06,174 --> 01:30:09,516 So do you wanna pick me up after school? 1316 01:30:11,108 --> 01:30:13,984 What time? Well, jazz band practice ends at 4. 1317 01:30:14,141 --> 01:30:17,551 If you make a crack about the fact that I'm in jazz band, you're gonna regret it. 1318 01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:19,119 I'll be right here. 1319 01:30:19,275 --> 01:30:20,651 Cool. Good. 1320 01:30:24,409 --> 01:30:27,785 All right, then. Yeah. So... 1321 01:30:27,943 --> 01:30:28,977 I should go. 1322 01:30:29,143 --> 01:30:32,677 Yeah, right. Because first period... 1323 01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:34,150 Yeah. 1324 01:30:35,343 --> 01:30:37,049 Okay- Okay 1325 01:30:39,078 --> 01:30:41,283 Later, Hodgman. Heh. Later. 1326 01:31:04,547 --> 01:31:07,991 And everybody probably thinks I'm crazy 1327 01:31:08,580 --> 01:31:13,491 Well, I'll just tell you now That I fell in love 1328 01:31:13,648 --> 01:31:18,423 And I couldn't help myself 1329 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,452 I just fell in love 1330 01:31:21,615 --> 01:31:27,390 And I couldn't help myself 1331 01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:35,355 It was like a movie Watching her eyes read 1332 01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:43,585 What I wrote made sweet Louise Feel weak in her knees 1333 01:31:44,285 --> 01:31:47,320 And I thought that everyone Would know by now 1334 01:31:48,218 --> 01:31:52,162 I've been alive long enough To know how things just get around 1335 01:31:52,318 --> 01:31:56,320 And everybody probably thinks I'm crazy 1336 01:31:56,486 --> 01:32:01,430 Well I'll just tell you now That I fell in love 1337 01:32:01,586 --> 01:32:06,395 And I couldn't help myself 1338 01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:09,395 I just fell in love 1339 01:32:09,554 --> 01:32:14,726 And I couldn't help myself 1340 01:32:14,887 --> 01:32:18,422 In that moment 1341 01:32:18,588 --> 01:32:23,055 You knew from her eyes 1342 01:32:24,022 --> 01:32:26,762 She don't feel the same 1343 01:32:27,489 --> 01:32:34,367 But, oh, my words Were not in vain 1344 01:32:34,523 --> 01:32:39,263 'Cause I can always say Till the day I die 1345 01:32:39,423 --> 01:32:44,266 That! I told her anyway 1346 01:32:44,424 --> 01:32:49,391 Well, I'll just tell you now That I fell in love 1347 01:32:49,558 --> 01:32:54,367 And I couldn't help myself 1348 01:32:54,525 --> 01:32:57,401 I just fell in love 1349 01:32:57,559 --> 01:33:02,334 And I couldn't help myself 1350 01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:05,334 I just fell in love 1351 01:33:05,493 --> 01:33:10,336 And I couldn't help myself 1352 01:33:10,494 --> 01:33:13,335 I just fell in love 1353 01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:20,337 And I couldn't help myself 1354 01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:24,996 "I just fell in love" 1354 01:33:25,305 --> 01:33:31,187 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com106379

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