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It came.
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JJ's first college decision.
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W-We can't invade his privacy...
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Troy from college still e-mails you?
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- Later! Open it!
- No! This is JJ's moment.
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He'll be home in less
than an hour. We can wait.
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Yeah.
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Back in! We're comin' through!
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It came... JJ's first decision.
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Oh, God. But why is the screen
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filled with my naked baby pictures?
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Because it's embarrassing. Come on.
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It came!
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Later, clay boy.
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Come on, you guys. Let's go.
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Attention, Lafayette.
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This is not a drill!
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It came! This is not a drill!
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Another powerful montage technique
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is the community-gathering
march designed to rally the hero.
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Your first college decision is in.
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Hey, Long Beach Tech? My alma mater!
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We wanted you to open it, JJ.
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"In front of everyone?
What if I don't get in?"
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Well, it's no big deal.
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Could you just... Just
stop. Put them away.
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- Yes!
- Yo!
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Yes! Yes!
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- Oh, my God!
- JJ's going to college!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Did no one film that?
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JJ, I know you've got
your heart set on NYU,
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but I want you to at least
consider the more affordable,
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closer-to-home, and more
affordable Long Beach Tech.
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"I hope you didn't
put a lot of effort..."
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Point 1 of 54...
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"E-mail all this to me.
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I have to go get ready
to meet Izzy's parents.
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Kenneth, thanks for the pointers."
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Ah. It's my specialty.
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My ex's dad still calls me.
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Always inviting me out
hunting, rock climbing,
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out fishing on a secluded
lake early in the mor...
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Wait.
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Is Marv trying to kill me?
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JJ, I can help with that, too.
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I know a lot about meeting parents.
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I know a lot about "Meet the Parents."
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Did you know that Randy
Newman did the score?
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"E-mail me that too."
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Why does that kid not
listen to me anymore?
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LBTC is a good school.
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He's only writing it off
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because I'm the one pushing it.
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I'm gonna go there and take
some videos to get him excited.
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You want to join, alum?
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Nah, I-I'm gonna go skydiving with Marv.
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No, uh, I'm in.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kids, can you please help me
talk some sense into your mom?
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She wants me to go to
the Cerebral Palsy Awards.
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Again, Cerebral Palsy Foundation.
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No one said "awards."
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You guys are nominated for a Palsie?
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Not an award. And surely,
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it wouldn't be called that if it were.
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No, it's a nice event.
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Fashion 4 All is supplying the clothing,
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so they want to include us.
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Melanie, I've been to these things.
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It's just people getting dressed
up congratulating themselves.
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Everyone's just clotting
each other's brumpets.
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That can't be a real English thing.
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I make them up sometimes, Ray.
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Logan and I look forward
to this event every year.
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You should bring JJ.
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- Oh, well, that would make it fun.
- "Can't."
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JJ's meeting Izzy's
parents for the first time,
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- and he's being really smug about it.
- Hmm.
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Well, would either of you
two like to come with me?
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We all know I'm going.
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I'm just making Melanie work for it
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- so she owes me.
- Shouldn't that be subtext?
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I don't really do subtext.
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I'll go. JJ's going to college.
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I want to move up in the power rankings.
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I-I'll go too.
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I don't want Ray getting
points if I'm not.
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That's not really how family works.
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You'll both get points... 35 each.
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- For one day?!
- All right!
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You guys are so screwed up.
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Melanie, you should
really let that be subtext.
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Ooh-ooh! Yo, JJ!
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Welcome to LBTC!
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Where for me, the L was for Ladies,
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the B was for Basketball,
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and C was for the
grade I had to maintain
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to stay on the basketball
team to keep getting ladies.
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- What about T?
- No, thanks. I just had some coffee.
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Bam! Still works!
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- May I start the tour?
- Please.
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Ooh-ooh!
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Last one.
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Please keep your voices down
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as we enter the Colonel Forbin Library.
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JJ, it's brand-new.
Wasn't here when I was.
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So, a little history...
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The Forbin Library is 83 years old.
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What?! No way! How'd I miss this?
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- Shh!
- Sorry.
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Oh, yeah. Good luck trying to top this!
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Okay. Now let's head
to the science center,
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with our 200-inch telescope.
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Whaaa?!
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JJ, you're here!
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Little warning...
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When I told Dad I was bringing
a boy home, it didn't go well.
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I'm not sure what he has planned,
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but he called the police this morning
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to schedule a domestic disturbance.
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"Okay. What should I do?"
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Um... it's not like there's a rule book,
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but be polite. Don't touch me.
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Be firm with him, but let
him win every argument.
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If he tells you to call him by
his first name, that is a test.
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Do not do it. Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
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- Hey, Dad.
- One second, honey. Yeah.
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All right.
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Let's meet this boyfriend
of yours, sweetheart.
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Mom, Daddy, this is JJ.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Honey, this is JJ.
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Yes, I see. Hi, JJ.
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JJ, our daughter's told
us so much about you.
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But she didn't say that you
had such a, uh, snazzy scooter.
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"It's nice to meet you both.
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I want you to know
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I have the best intentions
with your daughter."
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Aww.
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Of course you do, pal!
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Well, why don't we give
you kids some privacy, huh?
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Honey, should we go out to dinner?
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Sure!
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Have fun, you two.
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Bye!
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What the hell was that?
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"Them finding out I use a wheelchair?"
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No. They'll be right back.
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We're also gonna pick up that
grandfather clock in San Diego.
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Ciao.
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Man, JJ, this place is amazing!
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I can't believe you
don't want to go here!
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Hey. Kenneth, do you ever
think about coming back here
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and finishing your degree?
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You think I should?
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Wait, are you actually
considering my input?
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I'm sorry, this is for JJ.
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I don't want to cop
your fatherly advice.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Cop away.
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Y-You know what? New plan.
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I-I've got everything I need for JJ.
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Let's see if this place
has anything to offer
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my favorite son...'s aide.
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A chocolate fountain? Are you kidding?
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- The Palsies rock!
- This isn't...
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And, fortunately, my life's
been good enough that I...
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Stop smiling. I'm just
grabbing the marshmallows
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I jammed in your chair.
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A butt touch is a butt touch, my love.
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How long is this guy gonna go on for?
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Did he bloody invent cerebral palsy?
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And now please welcome a
special guest to the stage...
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Logan Merriman!
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W-W-What is... What is this?
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What is he doing?
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I know nothing about this.
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I'm terrified! He's so odd.
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He is so odd.
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Aah! Get these out of here!
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Gawd!
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What a beaiful crowd, but
no one quite so beautiful
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as my blessed mother.
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- Aww.
- This is for her.
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♪ Ave ♪
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♪ Maria ♪
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♪ Gratia plena ♪
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♪ Maria Gratia ♪
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That.
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I want that.
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I can't believe my dad.
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I mean, you're no creep,
but he doesn't know that.
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"I could be a creep. I have a van.
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I tell girls I'm a director.
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I got a grabby thing."
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Ugh, you'd be a great creep!
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I bet he wouldn't write you off
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if he found us in my
bed when he got home.
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"If that's what it
takes to fight prejudice,
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I am willing to make the sacrifice."
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Hmm. "Where's your bedroom?"
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"Stairs. Why did it have to be stairs?"
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Maybe we prove a point to my dad
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in a less "break JJ" kind of way?
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"I'm a DiMeo,
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so two things drive
me... Love and spite.
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This has both."
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"Let's climb some stairs."
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Okay. That's good.
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Come on, JJ. I'll cheer you up there.
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Should we just take the elevator?
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It was a bad joke.
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Almost there!
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Ohh, that was me.
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I blew the kiss too hard.
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That was the most
beautiful display of love
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for a mother I've ever seen.
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My heart is just so... full.
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All right, kids. Heads together.
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How are we gonna fill Mommy's heart?
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Uh, I can do some magic.
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Ray, we want them to cry
for the right reasons.
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Wasn't that performance wonderful?
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It's a shame your son's not here.
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Not here? What, you think her boy
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was up there giving a concert
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and my son wouldn't even be here?
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There he is.
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JJ, oh!
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He sped off.
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Get him here, 50 points.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Would it be dumb if I got this?
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Dumb how?
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Oh, adorable.
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Hey, could you take a
father-son photo for us?
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Thanks.
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Did I say his father?
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Take the picture.
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Anyone?
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Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
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You, sir, in the front.
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Yes! I got called on.
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Do you know the answer?
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No, I don't even know the subject.
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Okay.
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Hey, Izzy. Hope I'm not interrupting.
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I-It's not the... The best time.
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Well, I need you to get here now, JJ.
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Mom needs you to do
the nonverbal equivalent
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of singing "Ave Maria."
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Uh, "Not happening."
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JJ, it's me. I mean, what's so important
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that you can't come down here...
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"I'm going up to Izzy's room to..."
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Sexualized JJ! Sexualized JJ!
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- "Why is everyone against that?!"
- Ugh, yuck!
261
00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,730
I think my dad
262
00:10:39,732 --> 00:10:41,198
catching you on the third stair
263
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,801
still sends a very potent message.
264
00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:44,919
Mm.
265
00:10:44,922 --> 00:10:46,937
Okay, then we need help.
266
00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:50,339
So, you came to Joyce.
267
00:10:50,342 --> 00:10:51,841
Izzy, I've got it from here.
268
00:10:51,844 --> 00:10:54,645
JJ, I am honored that you called.
269
00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:57,615
And I will be discreet and gentle.
270
00:10:57,617 --> 00:11:00,044
Now, I'm not a licensed sex surrogate,
271
00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:03,234
but I'm not a licensed
physical therapist, either.
272
00:11:03,237 --> 00:11:05,322
I-I-I think you misunderstood.
273
00:11:05,324 --> 00:11:07,825
We want to get to my room.
274
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,888
He just needs your help
getting up the stairs.
275
00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:11,562
Yeah.
276
00:11:11,564 --> 00:11:15,065
Yeah. I know that.
277
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,334
Ah, but these stairs are carpeted.
278
00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:19,603
I better take off my wood-stairs boots.
279
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:20,604
Mm.
280
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,643
So, we wanted to know what
re-enrolling would entail.
281
00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:27,259
It's... It's been such a special day.
282
00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:28,895
And Kenneth here is very excited.
283
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:30,648
Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
284
00:11:30,651 --> 00:11:32,483
Kenneth Clements.
285
00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:36,821
Okay, I see one who
attended from 1960 to 1963?
286
00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:38,722
Look for the next one.
287
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,114
Okay. There is one in the '90s,
288
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,750
but you said you almost graduated.
289
00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:44,419
He only completed three classes.
290
00:11:44,422 --> 00:11:45,729
That can't be right.
291
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:48,199
Fail. Fail. Incomplete.
292
00:11:48,201 --> 00:11:50,134
Kicked out for throwing a
basketball at a professor
293
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,702
while saying "Think fast."
294
00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:54,677
Sure, I goofed off a little,
295
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,273
but when it came to deliver...
296
00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,875
It says you walked out of one final
297
00:11:57,877 --> 00:12:00,344
because you "saw a cool bird."
298
00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,147
What kind of record is this?! What?
299
00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:04,882
Now you're disappointed in me?
300
00:12:04,884 --> 00:12:07,742
Like I should care! You're not my dad.
301
00:12:07,745 --> 00:12:09,220
You know what? Forget it!
302
00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:12,008
I don't even want to
go to this dumb school.
303
00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:14,325
And you guys are just jealous
I got to see a cool bird.
304
00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:15,726
It says here it was a crow.
305
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,029
All right, let me know if the stairs
306
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,336
are hurting your tushie,
307
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,399
'cause I can always bring
in my hemorrhoid pillow.
308
00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:24,068
- I might have something.
- Okay.
309
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,202
Oh, here.
310
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,737
"My tushie?! I'm trying
311
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:29,740
to look cool in front of my girlfriend."
312
00:12:29,742 --> 00:12:31,675
Oh. You want to look cool?
313
00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:34,178
I got you fam.
314
00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,546
Ohh, enough talk
315
00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:38,148
about how much you understand
a woman's needs, JJ.
316
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,273
Just need to get my
arms underneath here...
317
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:42,453
Oh, my God, your abs!
318
00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:43,864
Izzy, is there a stream up there?
319
00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:46,266
'Cause you can do
laundry on this washboard.
320
00:12:46,269 --> 00:12:48,725
Yeah, she's impressed.
Let's do this, JJ.
321
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:54,398
- Oh, yes! You're doing it!
- Yay!
322
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,761
Last one!
323
00:12:55,764 --> 00:12:57,675
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
324
00:12:57,678 --> 00:13:00,070
What a stud! You did it!
325
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,607
Actually, there's...
there's one more snag.
326
00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:07,678
You want to get all the
way up there for her?
327
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,945
She's worth it?
328
00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:13,450
Enjoy being 18, sweetheart.
329
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,886
All right. Let's do it.
330
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:18,117
My JJ described a nightmare to me once
331
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,090
where he didn't come to this event.
332
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,393
And he woke up screaming.
333
00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:25,296
And I ran in his room and
I held him in my arms...
334
00:13:25,298 --> 00:13:26,497
At his request.
335
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:28,933
And I just said, "Baby, it was a dream."
336
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,401
So, you know, the singing was nice,
337
00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:33,504
but that kind of terror?
I'll take it any day.
338
00:13:33,506 --> 00:13:35,606
Mom. Can we talk to you?
339
00:13:38,244 --> 00:13:40,444
He's not coming, is he?
340
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,246
We tried, Mom. I'm sorry.
341
00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:44,312
Do you want a Logan butt marshmallow?
342
00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:47,117
No, it's fine. It's silly.
343
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:50,721
One day, I know I'll get
to see JJ tell the world
344
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:52,423
how much he adores his mommy.
345
00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:55,392
Of course, he's a man now.
346
00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,828
He hasn't called me "Mommy" for years.
347
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,231
He called me "Maya" the other day.
348
00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:01,328
I almost sawed my own head off.
349
00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:05,390
Thanks for trying.
350
00:14:05,393 --> 00:14:07,671
We have to do something about this.
351
00:14:07,673 --> 00:14:09,139
At this point, we'd like to welcome
352
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,643
our sponsors from Fashion
4 All Adaptive Clothing.
353
00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:16,413
Welcome to the stage Melanie
Hertzal and Maya DiMeo!
354
00:14:16,415 --> 00:14:18,000
You know, I really don't feel like it.
355
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,483
Oh, come on. This is our big moment!
356
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,485
And let's also welcome to the stage
357
00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,722
Logan Merriman and JJ DiMeo.
358
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,423
Ooh, JJ, darling, no, it's okay.
359
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:27,624
You don't have to come up.
360
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:28,959
- Stop it!
- You stop it!
361
00:14:28,961 --> 00:14:31,595
You are the one who wanted
to do something about this!
362
00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:33,105
- Come on.
- Oh, no,
363
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,366
that's all right,
darling. Go on, off you go.
364
00:14:35,368 --> 00:14:37,151
Stop it. Sing your song for Mommy, JJ.
365
00:14:37,154 --> 00:14:39,069
On second thought, you do
not have to come to the gala.
366
00:14:39,071 --> 00:14:40,237
Stop! Dylan!
367
00:14:40,239 --> 00:14:42,206
- Aah!
- Oh!
368
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,708
Oh!
369
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,177
Oh, my God.
370
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,683
It's a miracle!
371
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,953
Thank you.
372
00:14:55,955 --> 00:14:57,500
Thanks for helping out, Brad.
373
00:14:57,503 --> 00:14:58,547
Yeah, no prob.
374
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,430
Your dad helped me move
that dresser last weekend.
375
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,426
Whoa, whoa. JJ's no dresser.
376
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:03,927
You know, if he was
a piece of furniture,
377
00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:07,031
he's more like a love... seat.
378
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:08,799
Oh, love seat! That's real furniture.
379
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,300
It might be easier if I just cradle him.
380
00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:11,668
Okay.
381
00:15:13,838 --> 00:15:15,344
Upsy-daisy.
382
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,875
Oh. Damn, dude. You're light.
383
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,977
Oh, my. That is a man.
384
00:15:19,979 --> 00:15:22,813
I mean, not, like, as opposed to anyone.
385
00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:28,385
And whee!
386
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,555
Oh, wow. That was quite a production.
387
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,046
Thank you guys.
388
00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:34,515
Are you okay?
389
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,859
"No.
390
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:38,862
I tried to show your dad that I'm a man.
391
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:41,464
I wound up showing you that I'm not."
392
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:45,335
Come on, Brad. I'll
give you a ride home.
393
00:15:45,337 --> 00:15:46,870
Nah, it's a 30-second walk.
394
00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:48,430
No, no. My home.
395
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:54,092
So you needed a little
help getting up here.
396
00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:56,162
Everyone needs help sometimes.
397
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,865
You should see me ice skate.
398
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,301
"You should see me ice skate."
399
00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:02,402
And he's funny?!
400
00:16:03,636 --> 00:16:05,103
"Your dad was right.
401
00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:06,606
I'm harmless."
402
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,078
That's not how I see you, JJ.
403
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,237
Okay, fine. It was hard
getting you up here,
404
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,151
but you're the only boy I want
to be up here with right now.
405
00:16:23,831 --> 00:16:25,825
I do have one last argument.
406
00:16:35,804 --> 00:16:38,137
"That's an excellent point."
407
00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:43,316
Kenneth, I'm going through the motions
408
00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:44,676
of looking for you in the apartment,
409
00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,959
even though I'm pretty
sure you're in the hot tub.
410
00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:53,052
What now, Dad? Should
I get out of the tub?
411
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,420
No, Kenneth.
412
00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:55,922
Actually, how long have you...
413
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,757
No, sorry. Not your dad.
414
00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:59,325
I am feeling pruny.
415
00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:01,812
You were so excited
to go back to school.
416
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:02,937
What happened?
417
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,831
You saw my transcripts.
418
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,815
So you used to be a screw-up?
419
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:10,936
Jimmy, the guy you know,
JJ's aide, basketball coach...
420
00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,072
That's the best me anyone's ever seen.
421
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,540
But this is ending.
422
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:17,276
I'm scared I'm gonna go
back to being that other guy.
423
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:19,379
I'm sorry if I pushed you too hard.
424
00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:20,901
It just felt really nice
425
00:17:20,904 --> 00:17:24,617
to have someone take
what I said seriously.
426
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,786
I did. I do.
427
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,554
If that's true...
428
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:33,559
...I think this would be good for you.
429
00:17:33,561 --> 00:17:36,496
And whether you want
my support or not...
430
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:39,089
I believe in you.
431
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,600
You're good at this, Jimmy.
432
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,568
Thank you.
433
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,071
I'd like to get out and hug you now.
434
00:17:44,074 --> 00:17:45,771
Hand me my suit.
435
00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,417
Computer! Play the Eagles!
436
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,586
No computer, sweetie!
437
00:17:51,589 --> 00:17:53,472
I just play the songs every time!
438
00:17:53,475 --> 00:17:54,535
We're sorry, Mom.
439
00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:56,249
Ray and I really screwed
things up for you.
440
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:59,245
You physically forced
me into the wheelchair.
441
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,862
What a couple of boobs we are.
442
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:03,690
No, it's my fault. I drove you to it.
443
00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:06,692
There are probably even some
schools of parenting thought
444
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,461
that would frown on the very existence
445
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,511
- of the power rankings system.
- You think?
446
00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:12,931
I don't even deserve this gift bag.
447
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,867
They didn't give out gift bags.
448
00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:16,669
Oh, that was someone's purse, then.
449
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:19,105
Geez, did this woman hijack
a Burt's Bees shipment?
450
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:21,987
Ohh, I'm sorry I made
a scene today, Melanie.
451
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:25,677
Just seeing your son
up there, I wanted that.
452
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,240
Are you seriously comparing our kids?
453
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:31,083
I mean, if we're talking
about things we want,
454
00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:33,753
I want my son to be too busy to
come to these kinds of things.
455
00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:36,456
I want him to go to
college, have a girlfriend.
456
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,723
You say that,
457
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,326
but then he brings home a girl
who isn't exactly like you,
458
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,361
and it's actually very insulting.
459
00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:44,197
But we're not comparing our kids.
460
00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:46,466
JJ's soaring.
461
00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:48,267
That should make you so proud.
462
00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:50,236
I mean, it could make me jealous.
463
00:18:50,238 --> 00:18:51,831
But I know better.
464
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,906
You should too.
465
00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:56,409
You deserved a bit of
glory tonight, Melanie.
466
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:57,743
You are a great mother.
467
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,246
And you're a very good friend.
468
00:19:00,248 --> 00:19:03,516
And, actually, there's really
only one way to thank you.
469
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,527
Please don't sing "Ave Maria."
470
00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,920
Okay.
471
00:19:10,161 --> 00:19:11,526
Izzy?
472
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:13,104
Why did we want to get caught?
473
00:19:13,107 --> 00:19:14,693
I hope I'm seeing this wheelchair
474
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,563
at the bottom of the stairs
because JJ got raptured!
475
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,265
Um, okay. I'm... I'm
gonna roll you over, okay?
476
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,200
O-Okay. I'm gonna say it.
477
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,668
Your mom's pants are way too accessible.
478
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,143
I'm coming up there!
479
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,506
Okay.
480
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:30,977
Hi, Daddy!
481
00:19:30,979 --> 00:19:32,578
What the... Kid,
482
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,981
if you don't get out of
my daughter's bed, I...
483
00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,582
I'm not sure if this is offensive.
484
00:19:36,584 --> 00:19:39,151
I'm gonna put my left
foot so far up your ass,
485
00:19:39,154 --> 00:19:40,753
it'll win an Oscar
for portraying someone
486
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:41,888
with a disability!
487
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,222
- Dad!
- What?!
488
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,057
And you got 5 seconds, mister!
489
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,995
Five, four...
490
00:19:48,997 --> 00:19:50,663
three and a half!
491
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,000
Oh, boy.
492
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:56,769
And if I ever see you in my house again,
493
00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,271
you're a dead man!
494
00:19:58,273 --> 00:20:00,106
You let me know if
I'm hurting you, okay?
495
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:02,008
I should put you through a wall!
496
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,076
Don't worry. I got you.
497
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,800
Dining halls, ooh-ooh!
498
00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:11,148
Memorial to the founder's
dead son, ooh-ooh!
499
00:20:11,151 --> 00:20:13,369
Yeah, it's not great. I know.
500
00:20:13,371 --> 00:20:15,771
I did it, Jimmy. I sent it in.
501
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,306
A new chapter begins.
502
00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:18,774
Thanks to you.
503
00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:21,237
Oh, my Kenneth.
504
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,953
I am so proud of you.
505
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,313
You're the greatest dad
I didn't know I needed.
506
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,183
Don't understand that. Don't care.
507
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,619
Darling, I missed you today, JJ.
508
00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,888
But you were busy, and I'm glad.
509
00:20:31,891 --> 00:20:35,893
"Meeting Izzy's parents went great.
510
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:40,172
Your Fashion 4 All pants really helped."
511
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:43,546
- "You're the best, Mom."
- Aww.
512
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,868
You're happy, and
that's music to my ears.
513
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,371
But wait, why are your
pants on backwards?
514
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,457
Oi, oi, oi!
515
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,144
Why are your pants on backwards?!
516
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,413
JJ! Why are your pants on backwards?!
517
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:02,152
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