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Marriages between Hans and Manchus are strictly forbidden.

It's a death penalty.

I heard you get married with a Han.

- Yes. - How dare you!

You, the coach of Eight Banners Army, dared to violate the law.

- Officer. - Yes Sir.

Ah Hsiung!

Since you're a national hero.

I'll let you off if you kill your wife.

You reluctant?

Execute.

Ian.

Execute.

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Kao! You're going too far!

Sorcerer, I...

I feel sorry for you both.

All your clans will be executed because of your personal of fence.

Give yourself up! My friend.

I'll ask the Lord to be lenient.

I want his whole family exterminated as a warning for the rest.

Sorry, it was an imperial decree.

Don't let him escape!

Master Kao.

Don't move!

Let go of the Prince!

Go away if you want him alive!

Move!

Move!

Make way.

I'll kill him if you give chase.

Kao has abducted the Prince.

Lord Shu wants Kao dead.

Bring the Prince back alive.

Forgive me, Prince, you can go now.

"A.D. 1677."

Can I borrow a light?

I go first.

You love to be the first one. Why don't you go to hell first?

Shut up and go to hell, glory to be with me.

Go to hell!

Rice?

Master's favorite wine.

Have a drink, master.

Why squabble with me all the time?

If you think you're so good.

Why don't you try breaking the drought?

You dotard! It's useless to wrangle with me.

You old spinster, it's you who squabble with me!

The God of Heaven are blinded, who brought calamity to humanity.

My rheumatism is back!

Red clouds hanging over the sky.

It's humid! No wonder!

It'll rain within two days.

Old spinster, keep your eyes open, I'll break the drought.

I'm here to pray for rain.

I'll get paid if it rains.

So help me God!

Rain and money! Money and rain!

It's rain!

Smells like shit!

Smells good, doesn't it?

Who are you? How dare you?

I'm here to pray for rain, too.

What about me then?

You better go to hell!

Round and round you go...

Watch out!

It's nothing.

You sure?

Be careful.

I'll survive.

May I borrow your sword?

You're ruining my chances of getting rich.

You look agitated.

Might I borrow a light?

You've brought drought and pain to our people.

Start raining! Or else the hell is waiting for you.

You ignore me! Just wait and see.

It will never rain with thousand miles of blue sky.

The Super Dragon surging clouds and winds.

God be with me. The Super Dragon.

It's coming. I better get ready.

Gods behave like human being,

they respond quickest to their own perils!

Give the people back what you've taken from them.

Pick them up!

They're yours.

It's already dead.

It sure rains hard.

The last one. Business was brisk because of the heavy rain.

Someone was executed because of of fence against the marriage laws.

Hans and Manchus should not be segregated.

I've forgotten about your wine.

I'll go to get it!

Make way! Are you blind?

Come back!

Do you know who I am?

I'm the Army's chief kung fu instructor!

Come back!

It's too heavy!

Wake up! Dinner time!

I'll get you a towel.

Wash up!

Come on, eat!

I've already known how to use the sword skillfully.

Will you teach me something else?

What for?

I want to be a kung fu instructor.

So I can afford to buy you more good wine.

Damn it! Messed up the favorite dishes.

Don't be afraid.

Who are you?

I live with him.

The Prince! You're...

I certainly am not a queen.

Watch out!

Report this to the Sorcerer.

Are you alright?

I'm ok. Let's leave quickly.

Let's go.

Who do they want to kill you?

How do you feel?

My eyes hurt.

How many fingers are there?

Four.

No, there are five toes.

I'll be alright. You better leave.

I'll work something out for you.

Wait for me.

I'll be back.

Where can I get some medicine at night?

I'm very hungry-

My medicine can cure all.

Providing I've got the right patient.

The sound of a waterfall!

Was it an illusion?

Dry yourself! Don't catch cold.

No thanks.

You're here.

Where can you hide?

What's that?

It's a chicken!

A turkey?

Fire! Help! There's fire!

It's painful.

You thief! How dare you?

Fire! My buttock is on fire! Help!

Serve you right!

What do you intend to steal?

I was looking for medicine, you old devil!

Me? An old devil?

Not you! The other one!

Right, she's much more than that!

You're different, still look young!

Oh yes?

In spite of a big barrel waist, you look strong and handsome.

Too true!

And your kung fu is well.

Very well said.

You can easily scare everybody off.

Yes.

I like honest person such as you.

I'm going to feed you.

I'll make you chicken noodles.

The karate chop!

Paper noodles?

Go on! Eat it!

Will it kill me?

I eat this five times a day. Go on!

You looked doomed. Beware!

My uncle was blinded.

I'm looking for medicine to cure his sight.

But you, too, are doomed.

Can I be saved?

Be righteous! The crisis will disappear.

Will I die?

Your future is set!

You're destined to meet me tonight.

Take this for you uncle.

Come back if you survive.

Do you know who you are?

You're my uncle.

You're a bastard, Shu Gun.

I picked you up in the wilderness.

You're kidding!

You can see again! This is great!

I'm not your relative. Go.

Uncle...

Shut up and leave.

We've been together so long. Don't cast me away.

I don't want to see you again.

If you're trouble again.

Don't count on me to help you.

Thanks for looking after the Prince.

I want to thank you, too.

Even your best friends. Will betray you if interest goes.

You'll never find the Prince again.

I've seen the Prince.

He's not. The real Prince has...

Don't try to fool me!

I need your head as my stepping stone.

Now you know that...

Why I want to kick you out?

Be careful of your own self.

It's fun!

The Seven Stars, the symbol of a future king!

You're well-placed, my Lord.

Will you promote me when you become king?

Yes, but I'll promote Master Kao first.

Are you frightened, my Lord?

I'm a bastard, not a prince.

You're a prince just by my single word.

I'm your old man.

You'll be a prince if you cooperate.

You can even one day be the king.

We can then rule the world!

L...

I want to kill you.

You're too unappreciative, think twice about it.

You can even one day be the king.

We can then rule the world.

No! He killed my uncle!

I won't work with him.

The Stars?

Go to hell!

It's funny...

Don't run around! It's dangerous!

Obey the Sorcerer if you want to live longer.

Stop laughing!

What's so funny? Look at your monster face!

Or you look at yourself from your shit.

Shut up! Get out of that run!

I've tried hard. See you around.

I'll shatter it!

Wait! Don't go!

I'm too emotional!

Gods and Ghost in Heaven and Hell take my orders.

The Sorcerers' championship...

held every decade at the Demon City is coming.

All sorcerers will compete for the supreme command.

I'll Win it.

Wait and see.

Let me play a trick on you.

Come here, all paper butterflies suck on my palm.

Cross the boundary! Come back!

- This way! - Come here!

Give me my paper butterflies!

Or else I won't let you off easily.

Shut up! They've crossed the border.

- Damn fool! - Your fingers aren't cross it.

I'll have my revenge!

I've never been scared.

My eyelids twitching all the day.

Come back to this side!

You almost dragged me over.

Come back.

Damn fool!

This half is mine!

How do we split?

I'll take his left leg.

You've crossed the border!

Luckily I retreat in time.

Jump! Keep on jumping! Don't stop jumping.

Blood! He's dead.

I don't care! I only want his body.

Am I still alive?

Does it hurt?

It sure does.

You're still alive then. You're mine.

Wait, it is neither you nor mine.

- He belongs to master. - Why?

Because he just knelt in front of him.

He's our younger brother now.

Right, don't bully him anymore.

Here are three scared bowls.

To become one of us, you must choose one of them.

What do they stand for?

Poverty means you'll be in the state of being poor.

This one means you'll die young.

What about solitary?

It means you'll be as lonely as him/her.

None of them sounds good to me.

I'm still in mourning.

Might I have the choice on some other day.

He's right.

You wash that foot-binding cloth for me first.

No, he should serve me first.

Me first...

I let you win.

Follow me.

How can I lose?

How did he escape?

I was too emotional.

It was my fault.

A message from Lord Shu!

I'm glad to hear that you've fulfilled your mission.

Quickly bring the Prince to me.

You'll be accordingly rewarded.

You've disappointed me.

Stop it! You fool!

How can one survive in an urn?

That's practiced only by evil sorcerers.

They kidnap kids and corrode their skin.

They are kept inside a spectacular urn.

And be fed on drug which control their minds.

They will grow up in the urns.

There are also many itinerant entertainers.

Who bring along with the sphinx and exhibit freaks.

That's inhuman.

Brother's supernatural power is good.

It's only child play; mine are much better.

Leave me out! I don't want to fight.

You dare to fool me?

It doesn't hurt at all!

I'll strangle you.

Sister!

That's my famous Vanishing Act!

One must be good at impersonating.

And a tough training at physical means.

The basic principle is the dexterity of all limbs.

Can you teach me?

You walk on hands? Are you crippled?

It's the enforcement of my arm-strength.

You won't learn any good thing from her.

I always start with the understanding of basic texts.

I've never shown these extraordinary texts.

Sit down and read it.

"Concentrate chair"

You dotard bastard, trying to fool me.

I used to sit on this favorite chair and study.

Now pass over to you,

sit down and don't disappointed me.

You must concentrate.

Then you will feel no pain.

I'm going to bask in the moonlight.

My buttock will bleed till I die.

Clean up all the places at dawn.

What are you looking for?

A rubbish bib.

Just sweep it over there.

How can you do that? It's too immoral.

Her slide is too dirty,

it makes no difference.

Do it while she's not around.

Brother told me to.

Clean up all the rubbish.

Alright, I will clean it.

Are you crazy? Sweep it back over there!

Again?

Do it!

Alright...

- Stop it at once! - Get on with it!

Shut up!

Shu Gun!

Shut up! You two selfish bastards.

I've the greatest respect for you two!

But have you any respect to me?

Do you have any consideration of my feeling?

You two stupid old fools!

Why can't you do up the chores yourselves?

Well said!

What's so funny?

You always disregard of others.

You can put all the blames on me.

I'm leaving!

You've driven him away now!

Prince, there's no way out except following me.

You've got the nerve!

Rebuild that pole for me.

He must compensate for it.

Pay up! Come on!

My world is slay without compensation.

Make up your mind, Prince.

I'm comfortable here.

Although you haven't solicited my view, I've decided to stay.

You ought to help me out now.

Don't interfere!

Won't interfere, but helping.

He looks like the Prince?

You can only deceive people but not Gods.

I'm afraid of none.

You two are invincible when you join force.

But I'll take you on one by one.

Don't let me catch you!

I recognize you!

You're Sister!

How come you're so hairy?

Damn idiot!

You aren't Sister!

You got half right. I'm the Face-Shaving Sister.

Come! Follow me!

Your Sister won't be so hairy.

I'm sorry.

It doesn't matter.

You've got many wrinkles round you face.

I'll make you pretty.

Alright.

Come over here.

What is it?

It's nothing.

I haven't tried that for a long time.

Get up and have another round.

It's over.

I've to put some powder on you.

It's great! I laugh in the paradise happily every day.

What happened?

Why are you so happy? Watch out for the poisonous powder.

Help!

Happiness!

Who changed them into happiness, wealth and longevity.

I don't like Poverty, Short Life and Solitary.

So I substituted them with something better.

Where are the Three Sacred Bowls?

Beneath Sister's bed.

You're not supposed to move them.

It will bring along with disaster.

- Really? - Fetch me the Bowls?

Yes.

Sister.

You should be with him today.

I come to fetch something.

Why did you hide up the Bowls,

as treasure?

Don't try to be smart! Give them to me!

What if I refuse!

You shouldn't have tampered with them.

Don't cross the border!

Sister!

Go to hell!

Wait for your punishment.

How can he do a thing like that?

You're going too far. Why breaking into my room?

Don't be angry.

I come to apologize.

It's hard to have you admitting defect!

I want to ask you for a favor.

It's too late now.

I've never thought you would ask for help.

Do me a favor and go to hell!

Don't touch anything on the alter again!

It was my first time.

That is my first time, too.

I'll never do it again.

Again?

Old Spinster!

I've decided to return the Bowls.

What are you doing here?

To try improving our relationship.

You've forgotten where to put the Bowls?

Shu Gun will put them back for me.

Shu Gun...

You know the Bowls are ill luck.

Why bring them in?

You want us to suffer bad luck?

It's better you suffer the ill luck!

How can you recognize me?

The expression of our eyes is full of evil.

So I knew you're Sorcerer Bat.

You two obstruct my plan.

I want to kill you both.

Bring the Prince home and fulfill my goal.

You cannot change destiny,

you can't extort everything.

With my supernatural power, I can change everything, including destiny.

You'll get what you deserve.

I'll kill all those who block my way.

What do you think about my third leg?

Come on...

I'm glad you're taking all the punches.

- What is it? - I can't hang on any longer.

I won't stand a chance without you.

Let me take him on!

Come get me, if you dare.

Thank you.

I'll sit and fight with you.

I'll sit down, too.

I am falling...

He's also good at flying-knife.

Brother, be ready.

I'll back!

Let's go to see the old woman.

Don't make too many enemies.

You'll never get rid of them.

None with an enemy will lead a happy life.

We often squabble over small matters.

I've crossed the border and entered your room.

Why do you sleep silently?

Get up and give me a verbal bashing!

You're a coward!

I will fulfill what she has wished.

Win the supreme command at the Sorcerers' Championship.

The old woman has mentioned this before she died.

You want to win her the command.

Your kung fu is good and you're smart.

But destiny also plays an important part.

"Demon City"

The Sorcerers' Championship meets every decade.

The gateway to hell is opened to public.

All the Sorcerers are here punctually.

To display their wits and occults.

As a judge I will be fair.

And punish those who break the rules.

You must overcome three obstacles.

Before you can win the supreme command.

First, get the key from the boiling oil.

Such a big pan?

You have time until this joss stick buns out.

Here is the key.

Unlock the handcuff and progress to the next obstacle.

Begin:

I'VE got it! Ma!

Ma...

Dive in and fetch the key for me.

Boss, is that method sound?

Nothing will stop me.

I die before you my boss!

Make way, move!

I made it!

I'm glad this is not my own hand.

Fire.

The Super Dragon!

Up!

I am falling.

You are stomping me.

I've touched the billing oil.

Pass!

Pass!

Time's up!

The Paper Bridge!

Cross the Paper Bridge by body-segmentation.

Come on! Get on the bridge.

Come on! Move it!

Wait...

I'll ride the air and cross the bridge.

You dare stepping on me?

That's too slow.

The gas is lacking.

But you're heading the wrong direction.

I'm coming back!

The paper butterflies will help me through.

Brother, watch it!

Mean tricks! No wonder you hide your face.

Just remain behind these two poles?

The final obstacle! The Ceremony!

The supreme command?

Joss stick burns deeply in heart.

The holy-fire burns away all the sins.

It's hot!

The scared water cleans the dirty body.

I'm through.

Me? Thanks.

Good bye!

Just pass in this manner?

I'll leap over.

Impoliteness!

I'm sorry.

Prostration.

Go the hell!

Thank you.

Sorcerer Bat?

I see that you won't live another second.

You dirty bastard! Your end is near!

You dare to make trouble at the altar?

I'm the supreme, I'll kill anyone in my way!

In the name of all sorcerers,

I'll execute you.

And cast you to hell!

That's a close shave!

Spell-binding by Nailing Shadows.

I'll nail you to the ground!

Lousy marksmanship!

You can't move now,

your shadow has been nailed by my spell-binding knives.

Bullshit!

How come I can't move.

Prepare to die!

You're no match for me, I headed off danger of a simple shit.

Your end is near!

The Phantasmagoria.

You don't fool me!

Die!

It doesn't hurt!

That's a hurt punch.

How can I identify him?

The one without shadow must be a phantom.

He's the one with the shadow!

I'll the one with shadow!

You must be tired of living.

You don't deserve my attention!

You God damned bastard!

The Deadly Top!

The Vanishing Act!

I won't die.

Don't you know me?

I tell you, I'm the supreme.

I'm the supreme!

We've squabbled for many decades.

You had never bored me to death.

I think vexation is far better than boring to death.

You really mean it?

Of course I do.

How come you're still alive?

Shut up! You will die first.

I fooled you all by feigning dead.

Sorcerer Bat, he...

He didn't fool me at all.

He didn't have the stink of our dotard bastard.

According to that day...

The smell is different.

I fooled him instead!

Give it to me. I told Shu Gun to get it.

It's mine...

No way! Mine!

You've crossed the border.

With the supreme command,

I command you stop quarrelling.

That's young hold potentials for greatness.