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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,174 --> 00:00:01,630 Previously on las vegas 2 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:03,309 You're looking especially fine today. 3 00:00:03,329 --> 00:00:05,127 I don't date older men, Mike. 4 00:00:05,185 --> 00:00:07,500 You were sick that day, weret you, miss Chae? 5 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:11,166 Yeah, very bad gas, Diarrhea. You no want smell that one. 6 00:00:11,290 --> 00:00:13,508 Mike, we're going with piper to steal a bartender. 7 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:16,809 - Wow. That is impressive. - Think you can handle it? 8 00:00:16,897 --> 00:00:20,662 Mike Cannon can hold his liquor. You do your best to hold yours. 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,121 - You got married? To piper? - Yeah. 10 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,975 Can i get a soul clap? 11 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:34,204 - Soul clap? - Oh, god. 12 00:00:36,374 --> 00:00:38,852 What time do you want me To pick you up for the annulment? 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,290 I thought we were gonna... Date first. Makes it special. 14 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,735 He's afraid that if i have sex with him too soon, It's gonna ruin it. 15 00:00:44,755 --> 00:00:47,385 - But that's wonderful. - I marry a man, and he acts like a woman? 16 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,618 They are so still married. 17 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,399 - Are you sure? - Take a look. 18 00:00:51,736 --> 00:00:54,030 - You coming home? - I don't know. 19 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,746 What's your thread count er there? I don't get busy on anything under 600. 20 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,709 It's 350, and you'll like it. 21 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,486 - Morning. - Morning. 22 00:01:24,328 --> 00:01:26,008 - Well... - Yeah, well. 23 00:01:26,066 --> 00:01:27,300 Well. 24 00:01:33,523 --> 00:01:35,202 Look at the time. 25 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,248 I got a lot to do today. 26 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,799 Yeah, me too. I gotta get rolling. 27 00:01:40,878 --> 00:01:41,919 Yeah. 28 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,129 - Okay! Yeah. - Yep! 29 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:49,683 Can i help you? 30 00:01:49,991 --> 00:01:52,788 Yeah, do you have these in, baby sizes? 31 00:01:52,865 --> 00:01:54,557 Yes, right over here. 32 00:01:54,728 --> 00:01:56,269 For a boy or a girl? 33 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:57,791 I don't know. 34 00:01:59,674 --> 00:02:01,198 They're so tiny. 35 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:02,820 Is it for a gift? 36 00:02:03,174 --> 00:02:05,984 - For a friend, for a niece, for a nephew? - For me. 37 00:02:06,119 --> 00:02:08,659 Or for my boy... girl. 38 00:02:13,895 --> 00:02:15,323 I'm gonna be dad. 39 00:02:16,558 --> 00:02:17,735 Say that again? 40 00:02:18,307 --> 00:02:20,526 Rocky Mountain Do-Si-Doers. 41 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:23,818 What is with the "do" and the "si". I don't get it. 42 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:25,935 What's there to get? What are they doing here? 43 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:28,308 I don't know, some Country-Western dance thing. 44 00:02:28,328 --> 00:02:31,564 First-Time Gamblers. I have to show them around the whole casino And teach them each game. 45 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:32,409 Poor baby. 46 00:02:32,499 --> 00:02:33,689 I think it would be fun. 47 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:36,435 You know, showing people how to play games of chance For the first time. 48 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:39,007 Breathing's fun in your present hormonal ste. 49 00:02:39,065 --> 00:02:41,030 I have turned into a Bliss Ninny, haven't i? 50 00:02:41,165 --> 00:02:42,342 A, there's my whale. 51 00:02:43,478 --> 00:02:44,786 What's his story? 52 00:02:44,825 --> 00:02:48,446 He's one of the last dot-Comer zillionaires. Impeccable taste, great body, 53 00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:49,704 Kind, generous, you know. 54 00:02:49,789 --> 00:02:51,159 Where do i sign up? 55 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:53,532 You don't, because he's gay, and you're married. 56 00:02:54,219 --> 00:02:56,032 I can't believe you told her! 57 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:57,960 Everyone knows. No one cares. 58 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:07,692 - So... - What? 59 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,148 Last night... 60 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,630 It was... 61 00:03:10,770 --> 00:03:11,580 What? 62 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:13,807 It was prettawful. 63 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,232 My god, i always thought he would be fantastic in bed. 64 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,646 You fantasize about him? 65 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:20,316 No, i mean, he's danny's best friend. 66 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,663 I just... god, what happened? 67 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:24,220 Itasn't all his fault. 68 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,487 I mean, i certainly did not give my best performance. 69 00:03:26,603 --> 00:03:28,729 Don't worry about it. The sex always gets better. You know that. 70 00:03:28,749 --> 00:03:29,775 Maybe. 71 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:32,446 But on a scale of one to ten, It was a three. 72 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,229 And i just can't live with a three! 73 00:03:34,776 --> 00:03:37,411 - A three? - Okay, ladies and gentlemen... 74 00:03:37,444 --> 00:03:38,430 Three? 75 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:42,660 Let's start with the blackjack table, Shall we? Right this way. 76 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,042 Beautiful dress. Love those boots. Jimmy Choo? 77 00:03:45,362 --> 00:03:46,905 Hello. 78 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:49,171 I've missed you desperately, sam. 79 00:03:49,441 --> 00:03:51,700 - Of course you did. - And i have a surprise for you. 80 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:53,848 This... 81 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,112 is my grandmother Roberta. 82 00:03:56,731 --> 00:03:57,753 Hello, Roberta. 83 00:03:57,869 --> 00:03:58,886 Call me Robbie. 84 00:03:58,984 --> 00:04:00,312 Never call me Roberta. 85 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:03,016 Hello, Robbie. Welcome to the Montecito. 86 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:05,301 I want to you entertain her while i'm here. 87 00:04:05,772 --> 00:04:08,060 Of course. Sure. 88 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:10,268 But what will you do? 89 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:12,160 Don't worry about me. I know the drill. 90 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,533 I'm heading for the craps table. Sam will take care of you. 91 00:04:14,553 --> 00:04:15,343 Okay. 92 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:16,859 I'll see you at dinner? 93 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,160 - Bye! - Bye. 94 00:04:21,905 --> 00:04:23,929 So, Robert, R-Robbie. 95 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:26,418 What is it that you like to do? 96 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:28,800 One thing, and one thing only. 97 00:04:29,261 --> 00:04:30,297 What's that? 98 00:04:30,528 --> 00:04:32,224 Play bingo. 99 00:04:34,872 --> 00:04:37,766 Welcome to quarter horse racing from allentown park, 100 00:04:37,786 --> 00:04:39,836 Pennsylvania. Ladies and gentlemen, 101 00:04:39,856 --> 00:04:42,770 We have got a full day of racing, 14 of them in all, 102 00:04:42,812 --> 00:04:44,800 Featuring eight noses per. 103 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:48,006 These are the fastest quarter horses In the united Stes of America, 104 00:04:48,064 --> 00:04:51,214 Vying for a combined purse of over $5 million. 105 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:53,630 - My! - It's all greek to me. 106 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:55,008 Wait! 107 00:04:55,196 --> 00:04:57,569 There's a horse named Athena the great. 108 00:04:58,426 --> 00:04:59,700 That must be an omen. 109 00:05:12,032 --> 00:05:14,684 I don't know a thing about horses. Obviously. 110 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:16,028 It's never too latto learn. 111 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,591 - Cooper. - Isabelle. 112 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:20,022 What do you think of this one? 113 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,419 Kool bet? Four to one odds. 114 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:25,295 Good winning percentage. Trainer's pretty well known. 115 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,207 That's him up there, number six. 116 00:05:27,372 --> 00:05:29,678 Looks alert. Not too skittish. 117 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:31,125 Is that good? 118 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:32,839 Yes. 119 00:05:33,306 --> 00:05:34,869 Why do they call them quarter horses? 120 00:05:35,045 --> 00:05:39,305 Because they're extremely fast. At short distances, like the quarter mile. 121 00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:41,989 Races only last about 25 seconds. 122 00:05:44,142 --> 00:05:46,658 So... what do you think? Kool bet? 123 00:05:46,865 --> 00:05:47,999 Sounds good. 124 00:05:48,576 --> 00:05:49,646 Aren't you betting? 125 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:52,400 No, i'm not a horse betting kind of guy. 126 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,363 All right. 127 00:05:54,637 --> 00:05:55,737 Thank you. 128 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:00,452 Have you done a dry run to the hospital yet? 129 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:01,294 What? 130 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:05,251 Danny, all the books say you must doa dry run to the hospital 131 00:06:05,271 --> 00:06:06,889 From your home, your place of work, 132 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,694 - Or any place where you spend. - Significant amounts of time. 133 00:06:09,752 --> 00:06:11,890 What, Danny, what is wrong? 134 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,002 Do you want your baby born on the floor of a '69 Camaro? 135 00:06:14,022 --> 00:06:15,122 Of cour, 136 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:18,397 it would be kind of cool. I mean, people ask where your baby was born, 137 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,260 You say, "my'69 Cam..." 138 00:06:21,953 --> 00:06:24,457 - Okay. Okay, fine. - I'll do it today. Okay. 139 00:06:24,477 --> 00:06:27,304 And we need a woman to go with us To play Delinda. 140 00:06:27,358 --> 00:06:28,719 No. Why? Why? 141 00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:32,760 Because first-Time mothers need to be helped, Sometimes even carried into the car. 142 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,400 You tellin' me you wanna take Delinda? 143 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:36,767 She's 28 weeks pregnant. That would be cruel. 144 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,097 No, we need someone to simulate a pregnant woman. 145 00:06:39,136 --> 00:06:40,330 Who? How about Sam? 146 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:41,462 Yeah. 147 00:06:41,821 --> 00:06:44,343 - Yeah, i'm not taking Sam. - Okay, bad idea. 148 00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:51,893 What, what. How about piper? 149 00:06:52,067 --> 00:06:54,110 - Your wife? - D-Don't call her tcyt. 150 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:55,820 Okay, what happened? 151 00:06:56,727 --> 00:06:57,881 What happened? 152 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:00,943 - On a scale of ten? - Yeah. Four. 153 00:07:01,078 --> 00:07:03,240 - Really? - Yeah. And, you know what? 154 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:05,260 I was probably... a three. 155 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,740 - You're kidding me. - I can't figure out what happened. 156 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:10,400 Well, i know what happened. You had married sex. 157 00:07:10,481 --> 00:07:11,999 See, Dillon and i are still dating. 158 00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:14,369 Dating sex is always better than married sex--Always. 159 00:07:14,524 --> 00:07:16,570 Yeah, well, we can't ask piper to go on a dry run. 160 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:18,864 I think i'm gonna try to avoid her for the rest of the day. 161 00:07:18,884 --> 00:07:20,315 Okay, then, who do we ask? 162 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,527 Go, polly, go, polly 163 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,245 - No. Yeah. - Mike, no. Yeah. I... 164 00:07:32,499 --> 00:07:37,052 Season 5 - Episode 17 Win, Place, Bingo. 165 00:07:39,714 --> 00:08:18,795 - Presented by : D e S t o 166 00:08:27,357 --> 00:08:29,735 Yeah, here they come, down on the final stretch. 167 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:31,060 It's down to the wire. 168 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,360 Erica's tie, Rudy Rudy, and cute Kylie! 169 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:38,007 Stay tuned for more from allentown. Coming up, the next... 170 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:42,219 Well, he was moving up there at the end. You know, another day, who knows? 171 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:46,921 Isabel, i found the mother lode. This guy just won 172 00:08:46,981 --> 00:08:48,560 The first three races. 173 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,998 That's fantast. 174 00:08:49,999 --> 00:08:51,310 What's your secret, mr... 175 00:08:51,342 --> 00:08:53,489 Skinner. Hi. But just call me Pete. 176 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:54,600 Cooper. 177 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:58,751 Boy, you know, I like to think of it as a shifting science stupide day. 178 00:08:58,813 --> 00:09:02,681 Fueled by just a little bit of luck? Generally, i just ignore The history of the horse, though. 179 00:09:02,701 --> 00:09:04,580 To me, it's all about the moment before the race. 180 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,780 How the jockey Sits at the saddle, how the, How the horse takes the bit. 181 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,581 - That kind of thing. - Isn't that fascinating? 182 00:09:11,888 --> 00:09:13,460 Yeah. Who do you like in the fourth? 183 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,515 I went with number seven, into the abyss. 184 00:09:15,813 --> 00:09:18,883 I liked the way the jockey was talking to him on the way to the gate. 185 00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:21,010 Kinda like they had an understanding. 186 00:09:21,106 --> 00:09:22,229 Yeah. 187 00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:24,368 So what horse do you like, Cooper? 188 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,052 Cayden's charm. 189 00:09:27,694 --> 00:09:31,600 And they're off. Number 8, cayden's charm, leaves the rail, 190 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:34,415 Quicy opens up a length of two on cacophony... 191 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,200 Come on, into the abyss! 192 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:40,730 And here comes into the abyss. He blows through the pack, 193 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,360 Passes sid's sedan and Cayden's charm And opens up a length. 194 00:09:44,443 --> 00:09:46,260 And he'll win the fourth race going away! 195 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,947 Oh, my! 196 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,519 That's four in a row. That's amazing! 197 00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:58,688 Yeah! I like it! 198 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,451 Hey, Sam, how's it hangin'? Not bad. Fresh meat? 199 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,446 Here you be. 200 00:10:12,215 --> 00:10:14,357 I never had you figured for a bingo type. 201 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,733 Oh, yeah. 202 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,545 Well, i grew up in Texas. 203 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,291 Used to go parloring with my granny. 204 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,860 Gets in your blood. 205 00:10:27,405 --> 00:10:28,456 Tell me about it. 206 00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:30,643 - How many cards you need? - 16. 207 00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:32,274 Here's 16. Oh... 208 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,790 That's impressive. 209 00:10:33,848 --> 00:10:35,973 - And you? - I'll take 16 as well. 210 00:10:36,539 --> 00:10:37,735 16 cards. 211 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,344 Wanna put up a little side bet? 212 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:42,429 First to ten bingos? 213 00:10:42,568 --> 00:10:44,073 Where i come from, i'm the best. 214 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,712 Well, 215 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:47,836 You're in my house now. 216 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,460 What's going on? 217 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,400 Cooper is getting his lunch handed to him By some big mouth in the sports world. 218 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,920 This guy just won four quarter horse races in a row. 219 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,115 - Well, how's Cooper doing? - Not good. Look at him. 220 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,272 But the worst part is 221 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,910 He was starting to make a little time With these attractive ladies, but now... 222 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,936 - They're all over the winner. - Really? Yeah. 223 00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:05,356 That's gotta be a first. 224 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,658 You might as well video iq him, 'Cause you know Cooper's gonna ask. 225 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:12,005 By the way, i told Polly We're leaving in a half hour. 226 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:15,992 Yeah, about that. I'm having second thoughts About the whole polly thing, Mikey. 227 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:16,931 Why? 228 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:19,457 Well, you know, She sort of steps to her own drummer. 229 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,079 You never know what the hell she's gonna . 230 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,630 What could happen with taking a drive to the hospital And back? 231 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:26,187 Hey, hey, this guy just won another race. 232 00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:38,357 G46. 233 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:41,567 G46. 234 00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:44,139 So how 'bout you? How'd you get into bingo? 235 00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:46,700 I'm irish catholic. It comes with the territory. 236 00:11:46,955 --> 00:11:48,800 Plus, i've always been good with numbers. 237 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,599 My grandson gets that part of his success from me. 238 00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,325 D11. 239 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,825 Take me to heaven. 240 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,605 So what else do you like to do? 241 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,882 Bingo is it. 242 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:02,073 This living to a ripe old age thing is a crock. 243 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:04,655 Why is that? 244 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,030 Where do i start? 245 00:12:06,199 --> 00:12:08,360 I've got arthritis everywhere but my hair 246 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:12,374 When i die, i'm personally taking up The arthritis invention with god. 247 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,945 I can't drink anymore. 248 00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:16,560 - What? - I loved my martinis. 249 00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,233 My friends are dead. 250 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:19,599 Life sucks. 251 00:12:19,995 --> 00:12:20,930 Or bingo. 252 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:23,430 G55. 253 00:12:23,615 --> 00:12:25,814 Snakes alive. 254 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,283 Thank the lord for bingo. 255 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:30,051 Amen. 256 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,120 Okay, everyone. 257 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,585 Is this everybody? 258 00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:39,560 I think some are in the bathroom. 259 00:12:40,905 --> 00:12:42,448 - Hey! - Hey. Hey. 260 00:12:44,087 --> 00:12:46,247 - How you doin'? - Good. 261 00:12:46,857 --> 00:12:47,880 You? 262 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:49,786 Yeah? 263 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:51,244 Yeah. 264 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,655 Okay. 265 00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:00,227 - 'Kay. - see you later. 266 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,442 Definitely, yeah. 267 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:03,907 Yeah. 268 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:10,195 Let's start with pass line here. 269 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,085 We'd like to go back and join... 270 00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,900 Figured the horse is red, 271 00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:18,158 And the jockey was wearing white and blue. 272 00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:19,782 It's called Sorrel. 273 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,000 [Laughing] what? 274 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:25,360 The color of the horse is called sorrel. 275 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,560 Hey! Who wants drinks? 276 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,630 I do! Let's go. 277 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:36,160 Hey, cooper. 278 00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:38,225 Danny. 279 00:13:38,848 --> 00:13:41,549 Listen, i need you to run a video iq on someone. 280 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,989 You mean the guy who keeps winning the quarter horse races? 281 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,239 - How did you know? - Well, i've been watching him. 282 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,800 Mitch is workin'on it now. 283 00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:51,314 Sometimes i forget about all the cameras. 284 00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,734 We all do. 285 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:56,613 But there's something, especially aggravating About this guy, don't you think? 286 00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,446 Why would you say that? 287 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:01,347 I don't know. Just got that attitude. Makes you wanna slap him. 288 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,416 Plus, all the chicks keep diggin'him. 289 00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:05,772 I hadn't noticed. 290 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:06,522 Yeah. 291 00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:09,210 Anyway, Mike and i have to go run an errand. 292 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,852 We'll be back in about 45 minutes. 293 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:13,182 Mitch should have the background up by now. 294 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,314 So... 295 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,660 Awesome! Yes! 296 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,735 Here you are, sweetie. There's a lot more where that came from. 297 00:14:34,631 --> 00:14:36,310 I 29. 298 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,118 You're doin'fine. 299 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:46,035 G50. 300 00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:49,353 G50. 301 00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:51,232 Bingo! 302 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:54,540 That's my tenth one. I win. 303 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,531 That isn't even your card. That is my card. 304 00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:58,819 No, this is my card. This is the one i've been playing with. 305 00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:00,382 No, you haven't. 306 00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,132 You're trying to cheat me. 307 00:15:14,442 --> 00:15:17,010 I think this is so sweet, honey. 308 00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:22,432 All the books say that you should do a dry run from home 309 00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:26,229 and from your place of work. I talked mike into timing it for me. 310 00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,500 He's amazing. 311 00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:30,693 Hello! 312 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,934 Polly ready. 313 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:37,689 Po, You don't actually have to look pregnant for this. 314 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,472 No, Mike say must be real. 315 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:41,774 You... 316 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,998 - It's like pourin'gas in the fire. - What are you thinking? 317 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:47,853 What. 318 00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:49,356 Polly... 319 00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:51,095 What are you doing? 320 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:53,548 I got the pain every five minutes! 321 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,690 You carry! Carry! 322 00:15:56,863 --> 00:15:57,789 C-Carry! 323 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,397 Hey, hey, hey. 324 00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:04,674 Go. 325 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,660 - Go where? - Time to go. 326 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,149 - What do you want me to do, pick her up? - You carry, Danny! 327 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,809 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 328 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,138 Vagina killing me! 329 00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:15,519 Come on. 330 00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:22,889 Pick up the pace. 331 00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:23,916 Hey! 332 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:28,565 Watch out! 333 00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:30,214 Make me come out black and blue! 334 00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:32,935 - How about a little help here, Mike? - No can do. Please, i need some. 335 00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:34,152 Will somebody please. 336 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,305 You okay? 337 00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:39,761 I'm sorry about that. 338 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:42,140 - Give her some air, guys, give her some air. - You pregnant too? 339 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,349 Let me, very fat. 340 00:16:45,322 --> 00:16:47,400 I think maybe you should just, here. 341 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,684 I gotta go! 342 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,460 What is it with women? 343 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,657 Danny, we have to go. 344 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:54,424 You know, one minute, they're really attracted to you. 345 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,097 Next minute, they just push you away. 346 00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:57,730 Yeah, so i'm talking to her at the bar. 347 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,930 - Who? The girl you just knocked down. - She's all like, 348 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,369 You know, and i'm all like, you know, And then she just leaves! 349 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,443 We're running an emergency drill. Hey! 350 00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:07,122 I'm sorry. 351 00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:08,930 But i did win fair and square. 352 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,287 The hell you did. 353 00:17:10,307 --> 00:17:11,840 Are you calling a cheater? 354 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,255 Watch my lips: cheater! 355 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,160 Well, i don't cheat. 356 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,000 I'm too damn good to cheat. 357 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,985 You're an amateur. 358 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:22,123 He lives in boulder. 359 00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:23,989 He owns two drycleaners. 360 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,387 He's divorced. He has two adult children. 361 00:17:26,407 --> 00:17:28,715 No criminal record. Not so much as a speeding ticket. 362 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:31,011 And he supposed played a little football somewhere. 363 00:17:31,491 --> 00:17:34,250 So it appears he's just some guy on a lucky streak. 364 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,351 Well, that happens every day in vegas. 365 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,912 How much he betting? 366 00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:40,854 He started at 5, 000. 367 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,544 The last race, he bet 28, 000. And that netted him 105, 000. 368 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,790 He always bets late. Waits till the last minute. 369 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:52,160 I wonder why he didn't play the pick six or the pick nine, 370 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,202 'Cause that could have made him a lot more money. 371 00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:57,913 Maybe... because he only knows the winner of the next race. 372 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:05,162 Sam! How could y do that to my grandmother? 373 00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:07,420 I didn't do anything. I just won. 374 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,819 She said you cheated. 375 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,715 Right. 376 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,104 Well, Brian, 377 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,750 You've known me for quite some time now. 378 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:17,428 I think that you know That i would never do something like that. 379 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,088 Especially not to someone's grandmother. 380 00:18:19,108 --> 00:18:21,092 I also know how competitive you can be. 381 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,952 - Okay... - No, listen. 382 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,701 Just pay her the money you won 383 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,182 And your side bet. 384 00:18:28,336 --> 00:18:29,513 How much was it? 385 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,653 It was almost $300. 386 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:34,560 And i will pay it myself. 387 00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:39,220 - It's the right thing to do, Sam. - Sure. 388 00:18:39,963 --> 00:18:41,120 Sure. 389 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,978 I'm telling you, take paradise road to Sahara, 390 00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:52,218 And then left on sixth. 391 00:18:52,238 --> 00:18:54,488 There's no reason to take paradise road. 392 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,718 You take Swenson To st. Louis. There's less traffic, And it's more direct. 393 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,898 - No, it's not. -Yes, it is. 394 00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:02,863 - No, it's not. - Mikey, i grew up here. 395 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,858 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 396 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,819 You're all wet. 397 00:19:08,839 --> 00:19:10,066 Water break! 398 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,653 - I got more. - Are you. 399 00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:13,210 - Now you go fast. - Here, give me. 400 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:29,730 I just won $1, 000 on the last race. 401 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,746 Pete tip? 402 00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:32,492 He's amazing. 403 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,686 Yes, he is. 404 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,430 What a run, Cooper. 405 00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:49,107 Never done anything like this before. 406 00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:51,477 They are about to start. 407 00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:53,641 Hey, did you bet on number fourjune? 408 00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:54,799 Are you kidding? 409 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,032 If you did, i did. 410 00:19:56,052 --> 00:19:58,666 Plus... the horse's name is June Day. 411 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,837 And the horses are in the gate. 412 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,060 And they're off. It's a clean break out of the gate... 413 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,080 Toby's Jester taking the early lead, Followed by take out daily, come on. 414 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,044 Blood Orange, June's Day, Oscar's Trash, And Joan's Research. 415 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,450 Get it! 416 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,607 - Come on, June's Day! - Get it! 417 00:20:16,627 --> 00:20:21,430 Come on, come on. At the halfway point, It's Toby's Jester taking the rail. 418 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,247 Here comes Blood Orange. And Oscars Trash! 419 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:29,068 And there's a late fade by June's Day. It's Blood Orange and Oscar's Trash! 420 00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:33,573 It's all Blood Orange on the wire... And Oscar's Trash... 421 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,324 June's Day. 422 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:37,182 It couldn't last forever. 423 00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:38,462 No. 424 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:39,792 No? 425 00:20:40,143 --> 00:20:41,262 I mean, i just... 426 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:43,264 I... 427 00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,590 Nothing. Excuse me! 428 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,800 Come on. 429 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,603 I can't believe this. How fast were you going? 430 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,646 - Not that fast, i didn't think. - Not fast enough. 431 00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,367 I dilate eight centimeter. 432 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,557 I look like large mouth bass down there. 433 00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:08,119 License and registration, please. 434 00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:10,612 No, i deliver baby. That why we go fast. 435 00:21:10,632 --> 00:21:12,059 Are you pregnant, ma'am? 436 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,315 See? 437 00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:16,008 Wait a minute, i can explain. 438 00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:17,667 No, we no have minute. 439 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:19,780 Op bcle car. 440 00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:22,597 Hey, you're that crazy woman from court. 441 00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:27,034 That not me. 442 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:28,112 That not me. 443 00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:31,657 Officer, i can explain the whole thing. In many ways, this is my fault. 444 00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:33,899 Shut up. Get out of the car. 445 00:21:34,237 --> 00:21:35,047 Slowly. 446 00:21:36,905 --> 00:21:37,676 Get out. 447 00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:44,870 I don't want it. 448 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,184 And, out of the gate, It's still a five-Horse race. 449 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:57,619 Falling of the pace, it's eric's bride on the rail. 450 00:21:57,639 --> 00:22:01,676 And here comes Hector the great! And at the Gate, at the wire, that's all! 451 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,800 Hector the great. 452 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,777 Yes! 453 00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,660 Back to your winning ways. 454 00:22:08,337 --> 00:22:09,360 Of course. 455 00:22:13,051 --> 00:22:14,517 Let's go cash in. 456 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:15,660 Yes! 457 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:16,924 Bye. 458 00:22:20,482 --> 00:22:22,084 What do you do for a living, Cooper? 459 00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:23,960 I own a cattle ranch in wyoming. 460 00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:27,200 It must give you a serious seof the cheeks 461 00:22:27,227 --> 00:22:29,085 To see someone like me win at horses. 462 00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,573 What do you mean? 463 00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:33,246 Well, you know i don't know anything about horses. 464 00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:36,166 I don't have a problem with it As long as you do it legally. 465 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,616 Now, why would you think i'd do anything illegal? 466 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,123 I didn't say that. 467 00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:41,440 Can't guy just get Lucky? 468 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,523 Absolutely. 469 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:46,214 I didn't order a drink. 470 00:22:46,259 --> 00:22:47,320 She did. 471 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,966 She also wanted you to have this. 472 00:22:58,598 --> 00:22:59,820 Another admirer. 473 00:23:02,908 --> 00:23:04,162 Well, well, well. 474 00:23:04,262 --> 00:23:05,959 Hello, lovely lady. 475 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,412 You... 476 00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:11,800 This is absolute the simplest game of chance. 477 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:14,260 What you wanna do is you wanna pick a number. 478 00:23:14,504 --> 00:23:18,229 Your lucky number. Or your... unlucky number. And. Hello? 479 00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,535 Can i get some attention here? 480 00:23:21,712 --> 00:23:24,703 Hello, i happen to be fabulously engaging! 481 00:23:28,619 --> 00:23:29,873 Was it me? 482 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,315 There you go, Ladies 483 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,722 Thank you. 484 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,576 Thought you couldn't drink. 485 00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:44,900 Club soda. 486 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,677 I'm sorry. 487 00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:55,996 Here's your 200 for the texas blackout. And another 100 for our little side bet. 488 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,152 I don't want your money. 489 00:23:59,991 --> 00:24:01,112 What do you want? 490 00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,500 I just want you to admit that you cheated. 491 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,560 Robbie, i may be a lot of things, But i'm not a cheater. 492 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,100 You sure you just couldn't handle the competition? 493 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,767 Okay. 494 00:24:13,262 --> 00:24:14,930 Hey, you know, if you're the best, 495 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,329 Maybe, 496 00:24:16,606 --> 00:24:17,835 You should just pre it. 497 00:24:20,298 --> 00:24:23,559 Well, there is that big double down today. 498 00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:25,460 I won't go back without a mediator. 499 00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:26,609 A what? 500 00:24:26,648 --> 00:24:29,040 A mediator. Someone to make sure you don't cheat. 501 00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:30,158 Again. 502 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:35,475 Okay. 503 00:24:35,859 --> 00:24:37,199 You have anyone in mind? 504 00:24:37,256 --> 00:24:38,663 I don't know anyone here. 505 00:24:38,818 --> 00:24:39,954 You have to pick. 506 00:24:40,186 --> 00:24:43,748 All i can hope is that you pick... an honest person. 507 00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:50,237 All right, come on. 508 00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:51,270 Let's go. 509 00:24:51,886 --> 00:24:53,500 This cake is so amazing. 510 00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:54,930 - What? - It's unbelievable. 511 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,190 All right, let'so. Come on, sweetie. It'll just take a few minutes. Let's just... 512 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:00,740 - I don't understand what you want me to do. - It's okay, i'll explain it to you on the way. 513 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,759 Can i take my cake with no, you're done with your cake. 514 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:09,358 Hello. 515 00:25:10,462 --> 00:25:11,253 Hello. 516 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,330 You sent a drink to a friend of mine. 517 00:25:14,745 --> 00:25:15,658 I did? 518 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,459 The guy in the sports book. 519 00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:19,930 - Okay. - Okay. 520 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,460 You also sent him a card. 521 00:25:21,946 --> 00:25:23,134 What'd you write on it? 522 00:25:23,135 --> 00:25:25,136 That's absolutely none of your business. 523 00:25:25,213 --> 00:25:26,430 I think it is. 524 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:27,630 See, i own the place. 525 00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:30,411 Are suggesting that i can't buy a man a drink? 526 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,008 You find that offensive? 527 00:25:32,143 --> 00:25:33,930 Yes... if you're also 528 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,121 Tipping him off about the next horse race. 529 00:25:38,158 --> 00:25:39,567 I'm not following this. 530 00:25:39,587 --> 00:25:42,100 I think he's cheating, And i think you might be helping him. 531 00:25:45,287 --> 00:25:47,660 Okay, look, i'm gonna level with you. 532 00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:51,366 Any man in that sports book... Including you... 533 00:25:51,474 --> 00:25:54,542 Who just won six straight races, Was destined to get my card. 534 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,309 It was just his day. 535 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,460 - You're... - professional. 536 00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:00,859 A professional. 537 00:26:01,152 --> 00:26:02,329 A hooker. 538 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:03,887 So... 539 00:26:04,739 --> 00:26:06,584 i take it you'd like me to leave. 540 00:26:07,491 --> 00:26:08,301 No. 541 00:26:10,032 --> 00:26:11,807 You have a nice day. 542 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,817 Just in case. 543 00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:22,761 Officer, she was just trying to help us out. 544 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,740 - This woman is a serial liar. - What are you charging her with? 545 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,422 Obstruction of justice. Now back off. 546 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:29,400 - Okay, what. - Back off! 547 00:26:30,348 --> 00:26:33,284 You get me out quick! I know all about big, scary lifers. 548 00:26:33,304 --> 00:26:34,596 I saw shawshank! 549 00:26:34,616 --> 00:26:37,460 Don't worry, we'll come get you right away! Stay calm! 550 00:26:38,803 --> 00:26:39,594 Yeah? 551 00:26:41,292 --> 00:26:42,670 Okay, right away. 552 00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:44,900 That's cooper. He saiit's an emergency. 553 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:01,530 Hey, so we're still on this guy in the sports bar? 554 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,430 He's won six out of seven races so far. 555 00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:05,940 His reaction to losing was total disbelief. 556 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,121 Nobody likes to lose, Cooper. 557 00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:09,797 His record's clean, isn't it? 558 00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:12,380 There's gotta be a delay in the feed to the Montecito. 559 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,688 He knows who the winner is Before we see the start of the race. 560 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,260 Check it out. 561 00:27:19,649 --> 00:27:20,826 Delay in the feed? 562 00:27:21,276 --> 00:27:23,195 Remind me never to horn in on his women. 563 00:27:23,215 --> 00:27:25,123 Or he's totally convinced the guy's cheating. 564 00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:29,438 We could do a pupil scan on him. 565 00:27:29,534 --> 00:27:31,821 Compare his reaction to winning Versus the race he lost. 566 00:27:32,106 --> 00:27:33,862 Yeah, yeah, do it. 567 00:27:34,096 --> 00:27:35,699 - Er, eh. - No--No, no, no. 568 00:27:39,757 --> 00:27:41,589 N39. 569 00:27:42,209 --> 00:27:43,946 N39. 570 00:27:48,489 --> 00:27:50,438 I had no idea you were so into bingo. 571 00:27:54,222 --> 00:27:56,538 O64. 572 00:27:56,601 --> 00:27:58,578 It's not something i like hope is. 573 00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,344 - i can trust her. 574 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:04,400 Welllook at it this way. 575 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:07,143 If she tries to run with the money, Even you could catch her. 576 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,444 O71. 577 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:13,317 Bang on the drum. 578 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,119 Why did everyone just say that? 579 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,666 I don't know. They just do. 580 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,626 O69. 581 00:28:21,819 --> 00:28:23,536 (All) dinner for two. 582 00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:27,250 That is so... 583 00:28:30,741 --> 00:28:31,706 funny. 584 00:28:37,584 --> 00:28:38,587 Hey. 585 00:28:38,637 --> 00:28:40,489 Can i talk to you for a second? 586 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,706 Sure. 587 00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:49,916 - i'm really - sorry about last night. 588 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,048 I am so much better than that. 589 00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,128 Me too. 590 00:28:54,148 --> 00:28:56,019 You know, i'm actually pretty fantastic. 591 00:28:56,247 --> 00:28:57,322 Well, what happened? 592 00:28:57,342 --> 00:28:59,222 I just. I think we both had too much pressure. 593 00:28:59,242 --> 00:29:01,140 You know we talked about it forever, and... 594 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,375 Then we had that one false start That night at the palms. 595 00:29:03,395 --> 00:29:05,455 I think we just need to make it more spontaneous. 596 00:29:05,753 --> 00:29:06,679 Agreed. 597 00:29:07,735 --> 00:29:08,507 Yeah. 598 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,441 Okay. 599 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:12,326 I have an idea. 600 00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:16,510 Why don't... 601 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:18,027 You meet me here... 602 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,519 At 5:00. 603 00:29:19,672 --> 00:29:21,447 I like it. 604 00:29:27,963 --> 00:29:29,815 - What the hell was that about? - Plan b. 605 00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:31,099 Let me show you something. 606 00:29:31,175 --> 00:29:32,699 The one on the left... 607 00:29:33,784 --> 00:29:36,762 - Is when he won. - The one on the right is when he lost. 608 00:29:44,424 --> 00:29:45,359 Cooper. 609 00:29:45,379 --> 00:29:47,392 Hey, you were right! Mike did a pupil scan, 610 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,608 And it looks like when pete 611 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:52,038 Lost the one race, he was genuinely shocked. But when he won, there was no shock at all. 612 00:29:52,244 --> 00:29:53,942 Because he knew who the winner was. 613 00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:56,107 All right, so there definitely is some kind of a delay. 614 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,047 But how is he getting that information? 615 00:29:58,155 --> 00:30:00,695 All right, nothing electronically. No text, no calls, nothin'. 616 00:30:00,806 --> 00:30:03,999 Well, at first i thought he was getting it From a series of attracte women, 617 00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,614 But they just no be ocus. 618 00:30:05,634 --> 00:30:09,118 Well, they do have a sixth sense For somebody on a roll, don't they? 619 00:30:09,138 --> 00:30:10,750 Yeah, well, i'll stay close to him. 620 00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:13,905 You check on the track end and the feed into the Montecito. 621 00:30:14,776 --> 00:30:15,798 Hey, Pete. 622 00:30:19,634 --> 00:30:20,791 Call me sometime. 623 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:24,239 Cooper, why didn't you tell me You owned this place? 624 00:30:24,481 --> 00:30:26,850 Well, i would have, But you were too busy winning. 625 00:30:26,905 --> 00:30:28,854 Hey, i know you think i'm cheating. 626 00:30:29,008 --> 00:30:31,034 All right? But i'm really not. 627 00:30:31,141 --> 00:30:31,902 No... 628 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:34,812 i don't think you're cheating, Pete. I'm just looking out for you, see. 629 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:36,650 That woman you were just talking to, 630 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:37,921 She's a Hooker. 631 00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:40,282 I'd hate to see you get taken for all your winnings. 632 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,835 I really appreciate that. I'll try to be more careful. 633 00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:43,544 Good. 634 00:30:43,564 --> 00:30:47,551 And they are off! It's race daddy heading to the rail... 635 00:30:47,738 --> 00:30:48,703 Come on, seven! 636 00:30:48,871 --> 00:30:51,022 I25. 637 00:30:51,042 --> 00:30:52,425 Duck and dive. 638 00:30:52,445 --> 00:30:54,073 Duck and dive. 639 00:30:54,749 --> 00:30:56,061 Is this your first child? 640 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:59,260 Yes. Do you have any children? 641 00:31:00,012 --> 00:31:01,594 Grown and long gone. 642 00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:03,572 Now i got grandsons who... 643 00:31:04,386 --> 00:31:06,296 Already make millions, you know. 644 00:31:06,444 --> 00:31:07,602 How 'bout you? 645 00:31:08,738 --> 00:31:09,664 Kids? 646 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,291 - I'm not old enough. - N32. 647 00:31:16,785 --> 00:31:19,851 Why isn't anybody saying anything? 'Cause it's n32. There's nothing to say. 648 00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:23,221 You don't want to miss having a kid. Those are the best years of your life. 649 00:31:23,567 --> 00:31:27,109 So being totally free. And having no responsibilities whats oever 650 00:31:27,129 --> 00:31:28,881 Isn't considered the good years? 651 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:31,191 It's different. 652 00:31:31,939 --> 00:31:34,770 When you have a good partner, And you raise kids together, 653 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:39,552 Those precious times. When you an slip and can be alone with chaser. 654 00:31:39,614 --> 00:31:41,659 It's the absolute best in life. 655 00:31:43,545 --> 00:31:45,262 Least it was in mine. 656 00:31:45,685 --> 00:31:47,446 B4. 657 00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:48,941 Knock on the door! 658 00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:53,412 Don't do that. 659 00:31:53,432 --> 00:31:54,449 Sorry. 660 00:31:55,531 --> 00:31:56,882 Is your husband still alive? 661 00:31:58,247 --> 00:31:59,443 Long gone. 662 00:32:00,431 --> 00:32:01,801 Almost 20 by ears. 663 00:32:02,523 --> 00:32:04,202 I17. 664 00:32:04,372 --> 00:32:06,147 Dancing queen. 665 00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:08,116 Dancing queen. 666 00:32:08,957 --> 00:32:12,896 The temp race at allentown, Danny, that race end ed 40 seconds a go. 667 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:14,743 Replacement one. Thanks, scotty. 668 00:32:15,508 --> 00:32:18,267 That race hasn't even started in the sports book yet. 669 00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:20,820 Look, they're just loading into the starting gate. 670 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,394 Which is more than enough time to place a bet. 671 00:32:23,802 --> 00:32:26,388 All right, check the satellite feed from the broadcast center. 672 00:32:27,564 --> 00:32:28,663 All right. 673 00:32:30,765 --> 00:32:32,048 One minute behind. 674 00:32:32,068 --> 00:32:33,707 This is unbelievable. 675 00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:35,150 What? Look at this. 676 00:32:35,729 --> 00:32:38,067 The feed isn't just being delayed into the Montecito. 677 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:41,405 It's been delayed one minute for the entire wescoast. 678 00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:55,098 And it's all Ronnie Romance 679 00:32:55,118 --> 00:32:57,847 Coming up behind, and that is your winner by two lengths. 680 00:32:57,867 --> 00:32:59,227 Ronnie Romance. 681 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:02,008 And, ladies and gentlemen, If i could have your attention please. 682 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,912 The track officials. Will be holding up the last race of the day. Because of weather. 683 00:33:06,932 --> 00:33:08,065 Shut it down. 684 00:33:09,096 --> 00:33:11,276 We have a chance to catch this guy. 685 00:33:11,349 --> 00:33:13,471 We just have to figure out how he's getting the signal. 686 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:16,352 We're paying track odds. It's coming out of our pocket. 687 00:33:16,588 --> 00:33:18,816 Well, looks like the weather's cooperating. 688 00:33:18,836 --> 00:33:22,260 So that'll give us a little bit of time. Let mike and i take a look at the footage, okay? 689 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,502 It's what we do. 690 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,049 Okay. 691 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,737 - not much time. - What do you got? 692 00:33:28,814 --> 00:33:30,602 He always stands in the same spot 693 00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:32,710 - Within five minutes of each race. - What does he do? 694 00:33:32,865 --> 00:33:34,810 Just stares out at the casino. 695 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,154 Well, that must be it. 696 00:33:36,212 --> 00:33:37,538 We got a P.O.V.? 697 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:46,230 He appears the looking out at this general area. 698 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,038 Well, nothing's jumping out at me. 699 00:33:48,115 --> 00:33:50,364 Hey, the weather's letting up at allentown park. 700 00:33:50,884 --> 00:33:51,829 All right. 701 00:33:52,269 --> 00:33:54,468 N39. 702 00:33:55,295 --> 00:33:58,417 I guess you couldn't play this game If you had attention deficit disorder. 703 00:33:58,685 --> 00:33:59,942 You're living proof. 704 00:34:00,598 --> 00:34:02,190 B9. 705 00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:03,790 Not malignant! 706 00:34:11,209 --> 00:34:12,360 Are you close? 707 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,474 What do you think? 708 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,417 She's close to winning the double down, but so am i. 709 00:34:19,762 --> 00:34:20,860 And one there. 710 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,230 N35. 711 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,681 What's the big double down? It's the biggest prize of the bingo day. 712 00:34:28,715 --> 00:34:30,532 N34. 713 00:34:30,552 --> 00:34:32,621 Ask for more. 714 00:34:33,464 --> 00:34:37,072 You know, i wouldn't mind it so much If you tried to hook up with my grandson. 715 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,889 - You mean brian? - I mean, isn't he. 716 00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:40,278 Don't do it. 717 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:43,051 I know he's gay. I'm old; i'm not stupid. 718 00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:48,782 Well, even if he wasn't light in the loafers, Why would you wanna put us together? 719 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,833 You don't even like me. 720 00:34:51,517 --> 00:34:53,730 O64. 721 00:34:54,422 --> 00:34:55,889 I like the way you... 722 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,951 stuck to your guns. You didn't cave under pressure. 723 00:34:59,152 --> 00:35:00,657 I admired that. 724 00:35:02,803 --> 00:35:04,013 Thanks, Robbie 725 00:35:04,533 --> 00:35:06,000 You're welcome. 726 00:35:08,978 --> 00:35:10,747 B11. 727 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:12,732 Take me to heaven. 728 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,760 - Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! - What? 729 00:35:26,130 --> 00:35:27,054 Robbie? 730 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:34,306 I know what you mean. 731 00:35:34,823 --> 00:35:36,424 She left in a hurry. 732 00:35:37,112 --> 00:35:39,080 Wait a second, that drunk guy said something about 733 00:35:39,157 --> 00:35:42,557 One minute women are attracted to you, The next, they give you the cold shoulder. 734 00:35:43,237 --> 00:35:45,244 Reverse it back to opus, will you? 735 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,994 Which race was this? 736 00:35:58,014 --> 00:35:59,260 The sixth. 737 00:35:59,545 --> 00:36:01,729 - The one he lost. - All right, check for her 738 00:36:01,749 --> 00:36:05,330 Around that, that slot area where he was looking for those other races. 739 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,299 They're calling for the post at Allentown park. 740 00:36:08,969 --> 00:36:10,744 There she is for the first race. 741 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,360 The second. 742 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:17,613 There's other people with that same Western clothing Anding around with her. 743 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,083 Mitch, video iq then, will you? 744 00:36:19,314 --> 00:36:20,532 You got it. 745 00:36:22,037 --> 00:36:23,187 There she is again. 746 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,309 And again. 747 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,703 Can you split screen each one with the race? 748 00:36:28,424 --> 00:36:30,410 I'll split it with the winner of each race. 749 00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:31,816 Here we go. 750 00:36:35,873 --> 00:36:37,270 They're part of a dance group 751 00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,898 Called the Rocky Mountain-Si-Doers from Colorado. 752 00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:43,667 Look at this. 753 00:36:43,725 --> 00:36:45,031 One of the feeds 754 00:36:45,088 --> 00:36:47,683 That could cut off the whole coast. Comes out of Denver. 755 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:51,057 So she gets the winner througcell or text, 756 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:52,480 And they stand where pete can see them. 757 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,600 So if the four horse wins, four people stand there. 758 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,614 If the seven horse wins, seven of them stand there. And so on and so no. 759 00:36:57,634 --> 00:37:01,615 All right, lend this girl. Mitch, let me know when the race starts and who wins. 760 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:12,355 Where are you? 761 00:37:12,528 --> 00:37:14,100 We're just getting off the elevator. 762 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:17,231 Okay, this guy pete is counting a group of people Standing over by the slots. 763 00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:19,266 - All right. - Let's close him down. 764 00:37:19,294 --> 00:37:21,580 No, wait a second. Don't you wanna get back at this guy? 765 00:37:21,702 --> 00:37:23,169 Wait, i'll call you right back. 766 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,167 Mccoy. 767 00:37:25,187 --> 00:37:27,007 The race has started in allentown. 768 00:37:27,272 --> 00:37:29,904 All right, stay on the line and tell me who wins. Mike find the girl? 769 00:37:29,924 --> 00:37:32,285 - No, he's still looking. - Okay, we're headed to the slots. 770 00:37:32,305 --> 00:37:33,280 Come on. 771 00:37:38,096 --> 00:37:40,393 It's over. Number seven, mighty hercules. 772 00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,181 I don't see any of them. 773 00:37:43,241 --> 00:37:44,206 Found her. 774 00:37:44,324 --> 00:37:45,559 Mike found the girl. 775 00:37:45,656 --> 00:37:46,660 Where is she? 776 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,740 She's coming down the ramp, headed to the slots. 777 00:37:48,817 --> 00:37:51,037 - Let's go! - Yeah, let's go. 778 00:37:56,959 --> 00:37:58,383 - Swing your partner. - Hey! 779 00:37:58,403 --> 00:37:59,830 - Get her to holding. - You got it. 780 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,771 - What's going on?! - Let's go. 781 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:12,216 One, , three, four, 782 00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:15,103 Five, six. 783 00:38:15,903 --> 00:38:18,399 Ladies and gentlemen, If you are just joining us, we are back 784 00:38:18,419 --> 00:38:20,495 For the 14th and last race of today. 785 00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:23,827 I wanna put $1, 262, 000 786 00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:25,909 On number six to win. 787 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:28,130 - Yes, sir. You going all in? - Yeah. 788 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:30,003 Everything i won today. Why not? 789 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,463 - After a day like this. - Thank you. 790 00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:34,365 Yeah, why not? 791 00:38:34,387 --> 00:38:36,124 The flag is up. And they're off. 792 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,260 Come on, number six! 793 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:39,233 Come on, baby! 794 00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,656 You don't actually have to watch this one. You counted wrong. 795 00:38:41,714 --> 00:38:43,210 And you already lost. 796 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,719 He comes harpo. 797 00:38:44,771 --> 00:38:45,590 Fellas. 798 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,685 What are you talking about? What do you mean? 799 00:38:47,821 --> 00:38:50,955 I don't understand. Cooper, what's this all about? I've done nothing wrong! 800 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,430 You can't do this to me! 801 00:38:52,516 --> 00:38:54,029 I'll be back! 802 00:38:54,286 --> 00:38:55,502 What just happened? 803 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,291 You have a nice day. 804 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:00,060 What? 805 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,105 Harpo do to the wire! 806 00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:03,291 I'm so sorry. 807 00:39:04,288 --> 00:39:06,314 She died doing what she loved the most. 808 00:39:06,704 --> 00:39:08,440 We should all be so lucky. 809 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,300 She was very sweet to me. 810 00:39:10,365 --> 00:39:14,740 Listen, uh, she won almost $500 In that last bingo, so i just wanted to... 811 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,400 No, Sam, you keep it. 812 00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:18,668 Just as long as you promise to bet it on bingo. 813 00:39:19,461 --> 00:39:22,057 So pete's a do Si-Doer, and his Brother-In-Law 814 00:39:22,077 --> 00:39:24,132 Works at the broadcast center in denver. 815 00:39:24,152 --> 00:39:27,660 He had to cut the entire west coast feed Just to get the delay here. 816 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,830 And he would text the winner to the group, and they would gather accordingly. 817 00:39:30,971 --> 00:39:32,510 That's pretty stupid, but it almost worked. 818 00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:33,840 What about the rest of the do-Si-Doers? 819 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:36,942 We rounded them up. They're in the holding room. Metro's on the way. 820 00:39:37,343 --> 00:39:38,288 Metro! 821 00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:39,554 Polly! 822 00:39:40,474 --> 00:39:42,884 Hey, you have to go alone. I gotta be somewhere. 823 00:39:49,249 --> 00:39:51,560 Is a mess. You have a bunion. 824 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,332 Cuticle terrible. 825 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,888 You know, You got to get out of biker boot more. 826 00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:02,660 You know, get air to feet. Toes look like slim jim. What is that? 827 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,860 And your hair look like Sanjaya. 828 00:40:05,189 --> 00:40:06,945 What's the matter with you? 829 00:40:08,479 --> 00:40:09,444 Smell. 830 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,913 Smell terrible. 831 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,600 You have perfume? 832 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,907 Hooker! You have pfume? 833 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:27,606 Hey. You in here? 834 00:40:28,143 --> 00:40:29,599 Thought you weren't coming? 835 00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:30,982 And miss round two? 836 00:40:31,059 --> 00:40:32,415 No way, by. 837 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,708 Come here. 838 00:40:43,369 --> 00:40:44,951 Mr. Cannon. 839 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,260 Mrs. Cannon. 840 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:52,260 D e S t o presented : Las Vegas s.5 ep.17 841 00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:56,860 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60746

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