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Ball out.
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The white shadow.
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Okay, here we go. Let's go, baby.
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Lucky shot, huh?
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Okay, rush, you wanna make
it another $5, 000?
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You know, your boys'll never
make it through this round.
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Let's make it $10, 000.
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Here we go. Lord, almighty!
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Get a steal, baby!
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Foul! All right. Yeah.
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You don't think about winning.
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Unless you wanna end up dead.
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Hey, little fly.
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Who you backin'?
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I'm backin' you, dog.
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Yes! Uhh!
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Uhh! Foul! Good fight.
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Slam!
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Out! Out!
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Get back, get back!
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Nice game, gentlemen! Skins win!
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Okay... send me a check.
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I'll get you next round.
I'll see you, Russ.
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Oh, nice. Way to work this.
Come on, ladies. Hey!
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Way to work score. Dude!
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Who taught you everything you know, man?
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Oh, my goodness!
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Donnie! What are you doin', man?
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Put me down, man. Put me down.
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I thought you were in jail! Where you been?
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Ah, you know, man. Take a little vacation.
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But i'm cool now. Everything is fine.
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Look at you. Donnie torres.
Mike Cannon. Hey, Mike. He used to, uh,
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Protect me from all the bullies
back in grade school.
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He'd protect you?
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Yeah, i was like, what,
5'5" in sixth grade?
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You were more like 4'9", man.
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Yeah, there wasn't a dime of
this kid's lunch money that was safe.
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I remember i had to protect you
from the chess team giving you a wedgie.
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Okay. He--He's just kidding. Oh! Ho ho!
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Hey, suddenly you guys
are the team to beat, huh?
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I have some big bucks
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On those street boys you put down,
man. Some big bucks.
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Yeah, those eastern european mafia
guys, they love their round ball.
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Wow. Right out of gentleman's quarterly.
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You still making book?
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Ah, you know the deal, man.
I'm too small to play the game.
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Too poor to own the team, and
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Too ugly to get the chick.
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Hey, you know, you guys got
a shot at winning this.
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You think? Yeah, man.
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Stay aggressive.
You both have to stay aggressive.
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Cause no one expects it from
two suits like you guys.
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You know what i'm saying?
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I mean, the smart money's on ernest
sands and bobby blocks, but...
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They ought to be. They're phenomenal.
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Ah, don't sell yourself too short, man.
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All right, man. I'll see you
on the quad. All right.
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He certainly knows some weasely characters.
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Ah, he's just another product of vegas, man.
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That guy saved my ass more
times than i can count.
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Good day, Mrs. Cannon.
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Good day, Mr. Cannon.
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So i was thinking... what?
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Well, i was thinking that since
we're still married... shh. Okay.
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You promise? Of course. Absolutely.
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So i was thinking...
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That, um, there's no reason why
we shouldn't, you know, get busy
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In that married kind of wa an...
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You mean...
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Yeah, of course that's what i mean!
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Well, i thought we were gonna... date first.
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Okay, well, then...
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I will sleep with you on the first date.
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Well, ybe we could take it slow.
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Kind of build up to it.
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You know, make it special.
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This is special. And it's legal.
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I've never done it legally before, you know?
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L i'm saying is i've gone the other way.
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Where the sex comes first,
and somehow it all... falls apart.
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It just... i don't wanna blow it this time.
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That is so sweet. Yeah? Yeah.
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Okay... i guess i'll wait.
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Besides, i'm kind of crazed right now.
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Oh, with the concierge
of the year thing? Yeah.
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I'm the last one in Vegas to be evaluated.
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Well, just remember the
cardinal rule of the concierge
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Never, absolutely never, say no to a guest.
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Oh, i could never say no to you.
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You just hold that thought. Okay.
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Hey, you wanted to see us? Yeah. Mike...
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Listen, i know you like to go to your right.
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But you got that great crossover.
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And they're overplaying you.
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So the left is there if
you want it. Yeah, we know.
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Well, i'm just sayin'.
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Yeah. Thanks for that.
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And you know the two guys you
just played? What about 'em?
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They ended up dead.
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Las Vegas season 5 ep.16 :
" 2 On 2 "
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D e S t o
Production
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Judge Ferguson? Hi. I'm Delinda Deline... i
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I... run the restaurant. Oh, hi.
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Are you enjoying your lunch?
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Yes, it's excellent.
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Cocoba, my favorite.
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Listen, i was just wondering, um... yes?
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I'm pregnant.
I figured.
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And i've been going through
this little hormonal thing. Where...
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I don't really know
how to put this, but...
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I have extrasensory powers. Okay.
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But you can help me by proving
that these feelings are right.
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And how exactly could i do that?
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Okay... my friends,
Piper Nielsen and Mike Cannon,
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Came to you recently to get
their marriage annulled.
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But my feeling... well, my little
hormonal feeling, if you will...
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Is that they didn't get their
marriage annulled at all.
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But they're telling everyone they did.
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I see a lot of people handle a lot of cases.
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No, i know, i mean... they were crazy drunk
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Wild video. Congas.
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You don't understand... everybody thinks
i'm crazy because, in my gut,
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I don't think they got the marriage annulled.
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So you can help me... prove that i'm right.
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But what about this couple?
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They obviously don't want people
to know one way or the other.
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Obviously, i mean, but...
what is this, client privilege?
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I mean, you're a judge. I voted for you.
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Excuse me. I'm due in court. I'm pregnant.
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And they found him in the trunk
of a car, both shot in the head.
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Danny's bookie friend said some shady people
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Weren't too happy with their performance.
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You always fool your bookies?
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You know, nobody expected you guys
to get this far in the tournament.
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We sure as hell didn't.
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Well, if you need any help,
i played some ball in college.
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Uh, actually, you know what?
I think... i think we can handle it.
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Hey, i'm just sayin'.
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You don't by chance have a bet on us, do you?
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I might have a little bet with russ
markaykis. Hmm. Oh... hey, guys. Hey.
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Oh... hey, guys. Hey.
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What are you looking at?
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What? Well, do...you and mike...
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Listen... i wanna talk to you about
this concierge contest.
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I don't need your help, Cooper.
I didn't offer any.
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Last i heard, you still worked
for me. This guy, uh...
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Scott knoll can be a bit of a pain in the ass,
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But it would be good for the montecito
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If he realized we had the best
concierge in las vegas.
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Well, then, i guess you're
just gonna have to trust me.
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Hello. Hi there.
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Scott knoll, concierge journal magazine.
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Piper was supposed to, uh... hi, Scott!
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Uh, we reserved the presidential
suite for you. Hey, Piper.
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I think you should know that Anna-Beth
Jenkins over at the Mandalay Bay,
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She got outstanding marks,
so maybe you should, um,
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Work towards that.
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I love a challenge. Really? Yeah.
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Well, um, i guess you should know by now
that being a concierge in Las Vegas
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Uh, is not like any other position.
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So... good luck with that.
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Yeah, you know that i have never been
thrown by a guest request, ever?
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Really?
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Excuse me, Meagan. No problem.
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If that's the case.
Then i would like a four-Course french dinner
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Served in my suite tonight at midnight.
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The chef, she must be a woman, blonde,
over five foot, nine inches,
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And she must speak and understand french,
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Because that is all i'll be speaking
after the clock strikes 12:00. Peace out.
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What does he want? I don't know.
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He told the front desk he'd
wait for at the bar.
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Hey, it's good to meet you.
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I'm Rudolph Vinovich.
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Mike Cannon. Danny.
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Call me Rudy.
Sit. Drink. Thanks okay. Have tequila.
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Ah, i drink tequila 24/7.
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Vashe Zdorovie!
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Ahh. It's very american, no?
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Actually, it's...
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What is it that you needed?
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Win! I bet big time on you now in tournament.
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You guys very excellent defense and gunner.
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How'd you learn about basketball?
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I played a little growing up in Minsk.
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But, you know, it's hard to dribble isnow.
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And i listen to old Lakers. Kareem, ooh.
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The greatest of all the big men.
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And i watch a pirate copy of
white men can't jump. 100 times.
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Woody is my man.
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We heard you bet on
the last guys we played.
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So?
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So they both ended up dead.
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It was very dangerous part
of town where they go.
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I guess you don't go to that part of town.
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Hey, Mrs. Vinovich, she raise no fool.
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You play good, huh?
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Lose is bad for me. Okay?
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Ciao.
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What the hell was that?
A warning? Oh, hey. What?
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Oh, hey. What?
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I need help with this concierge contest.
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Okay. All right.
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All right, i have less than four hours to find
a blonde, at least 5'9" chef who speaks french.
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Okay, write this down. D-E-L...
okay. I-N-D-A. Delinda.
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Delinda.
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What the hell did she just say?
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She said, uh, "your ass is saved."
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Good. Ah! Okay.
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Owns a restaurant downtown...
not partularly popular,
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Unless you're into stuffed cabbage...
and two liquor stores.
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Now, metro vice says he makes his real
money in drugs and prostitution.
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Oh, and wait... he owns three strip clubs.
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Now we're talking. No record?
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He's managed to stay clean,
but his buddies are loaded with felonies.
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Look at that, manslaughter, assault,
possession with intent.
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It's the whole top 40.
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He's definitely capable of murder.
So it appears.
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Danny mccoy. Donnie!
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Okay, well... okay.
Thanks for the update. Uh...
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Rudy just bet 250, 000 bucks
on us to win. Is that bad?
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He killed the other two guys
for losing half that.
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OK to go!
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Yeah, it's just this morning, dee kept telling
me how you two never got the annulment.
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And i told her she was crazy.
Mikey's not an idiot. Yeah.
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You're not an idiot, are you, Mike? Ah.
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You never got the annulment, did you?
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You can't tell anyone.
Oh, my god, are you kidding me?!
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Are you kidding me?
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What the hell are you thinking, man?
I don't know. It's complicated.
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What do you mean it's complicated?
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Dude, i got a ki theand i'm not even m
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You have any idea how bad you're
making me look? Okay, well...
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Pinky promise you won't say
anything about this. Pinky promise?
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What is wrong with you? Ah. Okay.
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I can't even believe it.
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What up, fly?
Mike Cannon and the great white hope!
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Let's pop it, baby!
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How y'all feelin', man? Well...
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Hope y'all victorious already, man.
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Absolutely... so those dudes we played
kind of act like they knew you.
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The ones that ended up dead?
They don't know me, man.
243
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,264
That was some out-Of-Town cash product here
to win it all, just like y'all, man.
244
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,199
What are they, ringers?
245
00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:46,761
Who brought 'em in? No say, man.
246
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,855
Could have been anybody, man.
Could have been the Pope.
247
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:50,075
I don't know. Rudy Vinovich?
248
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:52,453
Oh, that's a freak right there, man.
249
00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:55,489
He's known for his cruel and unusual
punishment. I give him space, man.
250
00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:57,748
So, what, you think they're
into the drug thing or what?
251
00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,709
I don't know, man. Probably, man.
252
00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:01,399
It's just a rough town over there, man.
253
00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:02,740
I don't know, it stank, man. It's funky.
254
00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:05,849
My rims got jacked. I ain't
been there since, man. For real.
255
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,097
But what i need y'all
focus on this game. Get hype, get ready.
256
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,743
There's a skinny black dude over there
257
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:14,570
With aade-Away that's bananas, man.
So go hard... get it in...
258
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:16,593
Get right or get left.
All right, all right.
259
00:14:16,603 --> 00:14:17,794
Get it in or get it out, baby!
260
00:14:24,192 --> 00:14:25,153
How was dinner?
261
00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:27,688
Oh, it was fabulous.
And Delinda, she was just...
262
00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:31,261
Unbelievably charming.
Next, i would like to see mamma mia tonight
263
00:14:31,281 --> 00:14:32,925
With my girlfriend. No problem.
264
00:14:32,961 --> 00:14:36,449
We'll take orchestra center. And i'd like
the two seats in front of us to be empty,
265
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:38,187
Because i do not want my eye line blocked.
266
00:14:38,297 --> 00:14:39,835
Okay, four seats. Hey, she counts!
267
00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:43,760
And because it's my Hilda's birthday,
i would like someone in the cast
268
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,189
To say her name during the show.
269
00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,735
Say her name? Hilda.
270
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:50,279
Do i meet-- No, Steve. Au revoir.
271
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,804
One minute remaining, gentlemen!
272
00:15:02,063 --> 00:15:03,019
Skins up by one!
273
00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:07,755
Right now. Agh! Ohh!
274
00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:19,584
Come on, that was a foul!
275
00:15:21,409 --> 00:15:22,435
Timeut, shirts!
276
00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:31,822
There's not much time. You okay?
You can barely walk, Danny. Come on, man.
277
00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:34,630
Yeah, i'm good. You sure? I'm fine.
278
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:35,712
All right, listen.
279
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:37,927
I'm gonna cut to the high post.
280
00:15:38,392 --> 00:15:39,852
They've been doubling me on that all day.
281
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,508
The moment your man slides over,
you go to the corner.
282
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,310
You have an over shot. You got all day.
283
00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:48,013
Or look for me under
the basket. Ahh. You're good?
284
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:50,492
Come on, let's do this. Come on.
285
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,033
How much time we got, ref? 24 seconds.
286
00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:53,470
24 seconds, Danny Mccoy.
287
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:57,547
Let's go, guys. 24 seconds.
Let's go! 24 seconds.
288
00:15:58,185 --> 00:15:59,117
Come on, let's go!
289
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,218
Come on, ref! Get him off me!
290
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,919
Let's go, let's go! Yeah! Yeah! Ah!
291
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,956
Good game, guys. Good game, good game.
292
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,016
Yo ho, Danny boy!
293
00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,040
How's the ankle, bro?
294
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,984
Ah, pretty good, Mickey.
Not bad, you know.
295
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:34,280
You gotta stay off your feet, man.
296
00:16:34,296 --> 00:16:36,518
You got the semifinals tomorrow. I know.
297
00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:39,126
Look, there's a lot of people betting on
you tomorrow. I mean, they're counting on you.
298
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:41,376
You gotta take care of yourself. How much?
299
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:44,988
Bro, you know it's illegal to bet on
any sporting event in the State of Nevada.
300
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,385
How much? Ten large. Ooh!
301
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:48,701
Are you an idiot?
What?
302
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,699
You don't bet 10, 000 bucks on...
you can do it, man!
303
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:51,943
You guys play with a lot of heart.
304
00:16:52,117 --> 00:16:54,035
And that's what it takes
to win two-On-Two tournaments.
305
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:56,725
Just stay off the ankle.
Okay. Okay. Please? Please?
306
00:16:58,766 --> 00:16:59,088
Honey...
307
00:16:59,671 --> 00:17:00,546
You made the semis! Oh!
308
00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:05,666
Candy, candy, whoa. Dude!
309
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,081
Hey, watch his ankle. Be careful.
310
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,818
Watch the ankle, watch the ankle.
Easy.
311
00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:15,642
Thank you, thank you.
312
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:37,228
Polly, what are... what are you doing?
313
00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:42,453
You got the bad ankle. I heal like
Mr. Miyagi in karate kid.
314
00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:48,961
Oh, look at you. Okay...
315
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,049
Uh...nothin'
316
00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:02,945
Oh, okay.
Yu got the stuck chi. What's that?
317
00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:04,700
Life force energy.
318
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:10,201
I got the stuff for that too.
This kimchi. Cabbage.
319
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,616
Pickled with 100 clove of garlic.
320
00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:15,442
Oh, my god. That smells like ass.
321
00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:17,522
Please, no. No, look. See?
322
00:18:18,779 --> 00:18:20,342
You know who this remind me of?
323
00:18:21,164 --> 00:18:22,943
Eighth grade history teacher.
324
00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:24,105
One time... Polly, Polly, remember?
325
00:18:24,223 --> 00:18:26,045
We talked about this. The filter.
326
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,516
Oh, filter. Yeah. Unprofessional.
327
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:30,743
Unprofessional in the workplace.
Sorry. Okay. Okay...
328
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,594
Sorry.
Okay.
329
00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:43,825
Muscle go dead from stinky smell,
and then wake up all happy! You see.
330
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,230
So let me guess.
You're, uh, you're betting on the game?
331
00:18:46,773 --> 00:18:51,298
Polly want a new hybrid suv
with fold-Down back seat for car bang-Bang.
332
00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:53,625
That's what i'm talking...
you can't say bang...
333
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:57,081
Listen, chul ho all of a sudden
only get turned on...
334
00:18:57,418 --> 00:19:00,416
Outside.
Like to get busy in a parked car.
335
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:04,895
You know, he crazy.
But he still have beautiful louisville slugger.
336
00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,937
Okay, you steal base easy now.
337
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,459
It's basketball.
We're playing basketball.
338
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,431
Basketball? Really?
339
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,616
I love basketball. Really?
340
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:19,555
You know, polly expert.
Many year ago, when polly younger
341
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:23,068
And much tighter, i do wilt. You know wilt?
342
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,752
Wilt cha... you did wilt chamberlain?
343
00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:27,511
I proud to be 1 of 20, 000.
344
00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:41,306
It's Cooper.
345
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,420
But she's a friend of yours.
I can't ask her to do that.
346
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,307
Okay... i'll give her $500.
347
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,127
Piper, she's a professional.
348
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:52,667
U can't just ask an actor
to make something up in the middle of a show.
349
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,166
All she has to do is say, "Hilda!"
350
00:19:54,754 --> 00:19:56,014
That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
351
00:19:57,168 --> 00:19:59,864
Okay, fine. If that's how
it's gonna be. What?
352
00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:02,235
Then my career just isn't as
important as yours.
353
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:03,559
I'm not following you.
354
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,663
Look, i want this marriage
to be a partnership.
355
00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,784
I want what you do to be just
as important as what i do.
356
00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:10,782
But we're just dating. We're married.
357
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:12,247
And you are not supporting your wife.
358
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:15,484
No, that's okay.
I'll just never sleep with you--Ever.
359
00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:17,346
Hold on. No, you don't even want to.
360
00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:18,402
I do. No, you don't.
361
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,271
No, that is not true.
As a matter of fact,
362
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:24,247
I think we've known each other
plenty long enough, and...
363
00:20:24,611 --> 00:20:29,192
Maybe we should just... do it. Okay.
364
00:20:30,207 --> 00:20:32,803
Okay. If you have your friend say "Hilda."
365
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:35,991
Now you only wanna have sex
with me if i do you a favor?
366
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,932
Hello--That's marriage.
367
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,380
Hey, Mike... i am so confused.
About what?
368
00:20:43,696 --> 00:20:45,191
I don't even know where to start. Piper?
369
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,628
Are they all crazy?
You're just figuring that out?
370
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:51,482
Listen, i just got a text from donnie saying that
rudy just laid down 500, 000 bucks on us to win.
371
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:59,553
You okay? Uh, yeah. You sure? Yeah. I'm sure.
372
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,086
Piper, you can tell me. Shh, no can't.
373
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:04,939
You're still married, aren't you? Yes.
374
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:08,345
Oh, thank god i'm not crazy. Tell me.
375
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:11,345
He won't even sleep with me. Oh, my god.
376
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:14,354
I mean, you think you know someone and...
Delinda, he's not gay.
377
00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:16,929
He just... he just wants to date first,
378
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,187
And he's afraid that if i have
sex with him too soon that it's gonna ruin it.
379
00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:21,387
But that's wonderful. No, it's not.
380
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:23,817
I marry a man and he acts like a woman?
381
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,211
By the way, how did you know
that we didn't get the annulment?
382
00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:28,499
I just had a feeling.
383
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,468
I've been going through
this whole new hormonal experience. I mean, the first
384
00:21:31,593 --> 00:21:33,908
Wave made me a bitch, and the second
made me eat, and...
385
00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:38,199
This wave... i'm clairvoyant.
Yeah. Hey, Rudy.
386
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:48,583
Hey, Rudy.
387
00:21:50,065 --> 00:21:52,057
Okay... so here i am.
388
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:55,942
How's ankle? It's fine.
389
00:21:56,304 --> 00:21:59,607
We, uh, we understand that you
put 500, 000 bucks on us to win?
390
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,461
Donnie's got loose lips.
391
00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:03,965
One day, i cut them off.
392
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,636
What happens if we lose? You don't lose.
393
00:22:07,177 --> 00:22:08,134
You got no problem.
394
00:22:08,181 --> 00:22:09,161
Yeah, but what if we do... stop.
395
00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:10,797
Negative head is no good.
396
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,829
You sainside your mind, i will win!
397
00:22:15,618 --> 00:22:16,283
And you will win.
398
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,859
But we can't play under a threat.
399
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,099
Whose threat, huh?
400
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,262
You show me threat, and i have
them crushed like ice...
401
00:22:22,277 --> 00:22:26,690
We're talking about you, Rudy.
This hurts me. You know...
402
00:22:27,337 --> 00:22:28,999
Game is with the wrong ball.
403
00:22:29,564 --> 00:22:31,542
It bounces many different ways.
404
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,101
Anything can happen.
405
00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:34,708
What about the two dead guys?
406
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:38,973
Like i say, is dangerous neighborhood.
407
00:22:39,378 --> 00:22:41,829
Hey, go. Get a good night's sleep.
408
00:22:42,523 --> 00:22:45,259
Kick ass tomorrow, hmm? Adios.
409
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:48,530
Here comes another one]
410
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,000
Hang in there, baby. Hang
in there. We gotcha.
411
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:25,968
Block! Illegal block!
412
00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:29,441
Time, ref. Time. Good block!
413
00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,059
Hey, let's bury 'em.
414
00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:34,460
How you doing? Okay.
415
00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:03,402
We're going to the finals, baby.
416
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:05,312
We're going to the finals.
417
00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:14,847
On paper, there's no way we can beat him.
Block was a six-Man for the pistons,
418
00:24:14,899 --> 00:24:16,156
Until he blew out his patella.
419
00:24:16,535 --> 00:24:19,680
And sands was an all-American,
until he got busted for drugs.
420
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,276
Hey, anything can happen.
421
00:24:21,552 --> 00:24:23,449
We just gotta get physical
with him from the get-Go.
422
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,765
You know, get in their
face and stay there.
423
00:24:24,911 --> 00:24:27,092
Well, you have something
else going for you.
424
00:24:27,157 --> 00:24:28,649
You'll be playing at home.
Home where?
425
00:24:29,633 --> 00:24:30,289
Home here.
426
00:24:31,196 --> 00:24:35,739
I convinced the tournament organizers
to play the finals on top of our parking garage.
427
00:24:35,781 --> 00:24:36,451
How'd you do that?
428
00:24:36,694 --> 00:24:38,466
Let's just say i made it
worth their while.
429
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,759
But there's no court up there.
430
00:24:40,387 --> 00:24:43,363
The transformation is
taking place we speak.
431
00:24:45,504 --> 00:24:47,705
You doing all this for us? No.
432
00:24:48,151 --> 00:24:50,768
After the game, they'll come downstairs
and play in my casino. Ah.
433
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,096
How was the show?
It went absolutely perfect.
434
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:05,489
Right in the middle of dancing queen,
they were like, * blah blah blah, hilda *
435
00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,922
Was she surprised?
Oh, she was totally surprised. Next...
436
00:25:09,781 --> 00:25:11,780
I love Francois Truffaut.
Do you know who he is?
437
00:25:12,274 --> 00:25:14,039
Frankly, no. But i could have
him here in two hours.
438
00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:15,513
Really? Could you?
439
00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:16,937
That would be quite awesome.
440
00:25:17,263 --> 00:25:19,664
Except for the fact that he's been dead
for over 20 years. So... oh.
441
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,331
Yeah, he's a french film director that, um,
442
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,459
Was probably responsible for
the auteur theory of filmmaking.
443
00:25:27,064 --> 00:25:28,408
Hmm, okay. You don't... you don't know?
444
00:25:29,151 --> 00:25:31,257
No. Okay, doesn't make any difference.
Anyway, it's just for the fact that, uh,
445
00:25:31,317 --> 00:25:33,150
He directed a film called day for night
446
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,438
That i would like to see this evening
447
00:25:34,896 --> 00:25:36,423
Projected on the wall of the Montecito
448
00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:39,774
While i'm in the parking lot sitting
in a 1952 midnight blue rolls royce
449
00:25:39,823 --> 00:25:41,958
Silver shadow convertible,
drinking lali champagne,
450
00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:42,972
Because that's how i roll.
451
00:25:44,438 --> 00:25:48,222
Okay, so, uh, jacob here will take care of you
for the rest of your stay if you need anything.
452
00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:50,415
You better win tomorrow. Excuse me.
453
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,521
What do you mean we should win tomorrow?
You putting money on us too?
454
00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:56,035
Hey, Danny. Are you kidding me?
I only bet on sure things,
455
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,795
And from what i hear,
you guys are anything but.
456
00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,758
Although i do have a few clients
who seem to think
457
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:02,468
You guys are the second coming
of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird.
458
00:26:03,034 --> 00:26:04,215
We'll do our best.
What do you want us to do?
459
00:26:05,201 --> 00:26:09,883
Oh...well, all indications say that, uh,
that's not gonna be good enough. Go practice.
460
00:26:16,168 --> 00:26:18,259
You had your chance, and you passed.
461
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,229
I passed because i think you're special,
462
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,685
And i wanted this to be perfect!
463
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,842
That is no excuse for not doing this.
464
00:26:24,077 --> 00:26:25,641
Didn't i get my friend to scream "Hilda"?
465
00:26:25,736 --> 00:26:27,973
Onstage, in the middle of a show
with no characters named Hilda?
466
00:26:28,365 --> 00:26:30,874
Doesn't that prove something to you?
No, it doesn't.
467
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:32,972
Okay.
Here's the deal.
468
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:37,445
I reserved a suite tonight. Are you crazy?
469
00:26:37,935 --> 00:26:40,070
God, you can't do that here.
Everyone's gonna find out.
470
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,025
You, head of security, you should know that.
471
00:26:42,051 --> 00:26:44,369
The suite is at The Palms. Oh.
472
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:51,306
Well, that's different. Okay. Okay. Okay.
473
00:26:56,183 --> 00:26:58,698
I sure hope you're planning on
getting a good night's sleep this evening.
474
00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:00,543
You know, with tomorrow being
the finals and all. Yeah.
475
00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:04,018
Yet if i were you, i would
just stick to the old routine.
476
00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:06,173
Wouldn't do anything out of
the ordinary. Like what?
477
00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,732
Like having sex.
478
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:10,774
Mind-Numbing, leg-Weakening,
protein-Depleting sex.
479
00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,753
Dude, i haven't had sex since
we started this tourn... exactly.
480
00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:15,159
And well before that.
481
00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:17,317
Well, i wouldn't go that far. Focus.
482
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,548
I need you to be a mangy dog out there, okay?
I need you to keep it in your shorts.
483
00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:23,785
What about you? I couldn't
have sex if i wanted to.
484
00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:25,732
Mine's pregnant. Seven months pregnant.
485
00:27:25,776 --> 00:27:27,727
My playground's closed,
and i'm frickin' hungry!
486
00:27:34,776 --> 00:27:36,940
Cuban
they're illegal.
487
00:27:37,631 --> 00:27:39,429
Is nice suit. Custom-Made?
488
00:27:40,079 --> 00:27:42,094
Do you think i could get inowder blue?
489
00:27:42,271 --> 00:27:44,035
I don't want anything to happen to my people.
490
00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:47,316
Is that why you call?
They're good boys.
491
00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:50,399
Excellent at hoops. Win or lose,
492
00:27:50,518 --> 00:27:54,656
They stay healthy.
I cannot guarantee health. Mine or yours.
493
00:27:56,188 --> 00:27:57,575
But i would bet on mine.
494
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,086
I have one of those.
495
00:28:04,587 --> 00:28:06,506
What do you use it for? Varmints.
496
00:28:07,297 --> 00:28:10,192
Uh... what mean that word? Pests.
497
00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:14,241
Ooh, i like you.
498
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,932
You got big, brass balls.
499
00:28:17,011 --> 00:28:19,621
Are you making bets with Donnie Torres? Ah...
500
00:28:20,902 --> 00:28:25,327
He small time for player like me.
He only want big score and then retire.
501
00:28:25,415 --> 00:28:26,977
Never trust. Loser, man.
502
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:33,558
You and me, Cooper, we...
we a lot alike. Not really.
503
00:28:33,765 --> 00:28:35,832
But ball bounce funny sometime.
504
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:38,583
No control of that.
505
00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:49,117
Rudy... did you know your
visa expired 62 days ago?
506
00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:51,780
Your student visa. Whoo!
507
00:29:00,356 --> 00:29:01,427
You're my only hope.
508
00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:04,363
Not only can your producer whale find me the film,
but he can put the projection system together
509
00:29:04,402 --> 00:29:06,433
That will show it on the
side of the building.
510
00:29:06,449 --> 00:29:08,147
What do i look like to you...
a concierge big-Box store?
511
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:09,859
You're supposed to be
doing this on your own.
512
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:11,359
But isn't that what
a great concierge is?
513
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,185
They have the contacts
to make the impossible happen.
514
00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:15,743
Uh-Huh, and what's in this for me,
other than pissing off an important client?
515
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,166
All right, i didn't wanna have to do this.
516
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,189
But you gave me no choice.
517
00:29:18,426 --> 00:29:20,393
Are you familiar with "casinohushhush.com"?
518
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,263
No. Yeah, it's a gossip blog
that everyone in town reads.
519
00:29:23,288 --> 00:29:25,664
And i will put on that website...
anonymously, of course...
520
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,906
That i saw you in the middle of the night
a couple weeks ago ming out of a certain
521
00:29:28,925 --> 00:29:30,299
Big fat greek whale's suite.
522
00:29:30,457 --> 00:29:31,374
No, you didn't. Yes, i did.
523
00:29:31,431 --> 00:29:33,063
That's impossible.
Well, i was on the same floor,
524
00:29:33,095 --> 00:29:35,396
Coming out of a suite with
a rich lawyer from Pasadena.
525
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,699
Oh, really? What was i wearing?
526
00:29:36,779 --> 00:29:39,184
Uh, you were wearing a charcoal
gray dolce gabana mini.
527
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,531
You were wearing a gucci snakeskin belt.
528
00:29:41,601 --> 00:29:43,980
D those red patent leather jimmy
choo's i love so much.
529
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,773
Well, it was armani, he was drunk, and i had
to put him to bed and nothing happened.
530
00:29:46,804 --> 00:29:48,599
Yeah, that's not really how
it's gonna sound, though.
531
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,850
You know, you always say
perception's everything.
532
00:29:50,311 --> 00:29:52,522
So you're willing to blackmail a friend
just to get what you want?
533
00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:56,443
Mm, you bet your little ass i am.
I like it.
534
00:30:01,755 --> 00:30:06,886
Hey, Danny.
Donnie! What's... what's wrong?
535
00:30:07,754 --> 00:30:10,012
I'm in big trouble, man. What?
536
00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:12,364
Rudy put $1 million on you
to win in the finals.
537
00:30:12,706 --> 00:30:15,191
I tried to lay off the bet,
but no bookie in town would take that action.
538
00:30:15,425 --> 00:30:16,784
I can't cover this bet alone, Danny.
539
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,147
Okay, okay. Well, don't worry about it.
We'll figure something out.
540
00:30:19,157 --> 00:30:20,228
We'll figure something out.
No, no. You don't understand.
541
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:25,024
If i can't cover this bet,
Rudy's gonna take me out, danny... that's his m.O.
542
00:30:26,044 --> 00:30:27,674
Well, just tell him that
you can't take it now.
543
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,784
There are other people he can set
the bet down with, no?
544
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:32,312
He won't! He's just looking for an excuse!
545
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:35,186
He's gonna kill me the same way
he killed the other two guys, dan.
546
00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:43,234
Look, Danny...
it's embarrassing doing this in front of a guy like you, okay?
547
00:30:43,888 --> 00:30:46,969
Because you have everything.
Hey, you were the golden boy.
548
00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,821
But me I peaked in the sixth
grade, Danny, okay?
549
00:30:51,624 --> 00:30:53,377
This is how guys like me,
we go out in life.
550
00:30:53,439 --> 00:30:56,056
We go out with a bullet
in the back of our head, and we're stuffed in the trunk.
551
00:30:56,426 --> 00:31:02,850
Okay, les see. You always had my back. I could
always count on you. So now you can count on me.
552
00:31:02,984 --> 00:31:05,261
All right. What can i do?
553
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,527
Lose.
554
00:31:22,337 --> 00:31:23,740
Well, congratulations.
555
00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:26,453
Looks like you won
the concierge contest.
556
00:31:27,550 --> 00:31:31,296
It's not over until he checks
out in the morning.
557
00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:49,653
Husband and wife. Yeah.
558
00:31:58,823 --> 00:32:04,591
Wait. Who is it?
This is Piper. Oh, hi, Scott.
559
00:32:05,961 --> 00:32:11,502
I'm glad you led it.
That's it? Just an orange juice?
560
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:18,337
Freshly squeezed. Okay,
sure. 9:00 a.m. Good night.
561
00:32:20,015 --> 00:32:23,659
What?
He just wants an orange juice in the morning.
562
00:32:23,718 --> 00:32:27,682
Oh, that's easy.
Your skin is so unbelievably soft.
563
00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:29,830
No, it's a trick. Your skin?
564
00:32:30,431 --> 00:32:32,443
No, the orange juice. Why?
565
00:32:33,195 --> 00:32:35,632
Because he wants me
to know him well enough by now
566
00:32:35,672 --> 00:32:38,438
To know the exact orange juice
that he wants. Oh, really?
567
00:32:39,054 --> 00:32:40,318
This isn't going to be easy.
568
00:32:40,366 --> 00:32:43,222
You just squeeze an orange, and the
juice comes out. Yeah, not with this guy.
569
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:48,858
Why in the world did we ever wait this long?
This feels so right to me.
570
00:32:48,928 --> 00:32:50,937
Oh, god, there is more to
this than meets the eye.
571
00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:55,039
Yeah, that's what... hey, what...
in order to win this competition,
572
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,780
I have to find the right orange juice.
573
00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,104
I'll get you the damn orange juice.
Just... just come back to bed.
574
00:33:00,383 --> 00:33:01,777
Who am i gonna ask to help me?
575
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,702
I need your help.
576
00:33:09,752 --> 00:33:10,453
Come in
577
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:21,046
French food, truffaut, lalique.
Sounds like the guy's a serious francophile.
578
00:33:21,258 --> 00:33:23,899
Which means everything
he loves is french, right? Mm-Hmm.
579
00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:26,799
But what does it have
to do with orange juice?
580
00:33:26,986 --> 00:33:31,501
There's a little sliver of provence
i visited once. And everywhere,
581
00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:36,209
I mean everywhere,
there was the smell of orange blossom.
582
00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:43,905
It's just a guess. Oh, thanks.
583
00:33:48,284 --> 00:33:53,411
It's going good. What? Me and Mike.
584
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:32,377
Interesting story. I, um... well, my mother,
when she took me and
585
00:34:32,590 --> 00:34:36,120
My brother to the south of france
to live our father, uh, left us,
586
00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:39,189
Well, she would make us
fresh-Squeezed orange juice every day.
587
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,885
With bigaradier apepu oranges,
588
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,624
The only indigenous oranges in France. So...
589
00:34:43,756 --> 00:34:49,254
What i would like to know is...
how the hell did you find them?
590
00:34:49,543 --> 00:34:52,688
That's not important.
Just as long as you're happy.
591
00:34:54,882 --> 00:34:58,529
You're... you're amazing. I mean, you're
just unbelievably one of a kind.
592
00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,207
You do know that i'm really not that guy.
593
00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:02,364
That this is a contest.
594
00:35:03,447 --> 00:35:05,626
Piper, it's a contest. You won.
595
00:35:06,329 --> 00:35:08,848
Your face is gonna be on the cover
of concierge journal magazine
596
00:35:08,887 --> 00:35:10,057
As the best of the best.
597
00:35:11,182 --> 00:35:12,236
You excited? Yeah.
598
00:35:12,574 --> 00:35:13,660
You proud? Very.
599
00:35:13,706 --> 00:35:15,594
All right, bump my fist, bu it.
Take it easy. Ahh.
600
00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:26,963
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!
The Montecito is proud to present
601
00:35:26,968 --> 00:35:32,885
The championship game of the Las Vegas
two-On-Two basketball tournament!
602
00:36:14,957 --> 00:36:16,491
How am i doing? All right.
603
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,003
His ankle seems to be fine now.
604
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,326
Oh, kimchi treatment always work.
605
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:41,766
Also good for rough sex.
And good for chlamydia.
606
00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:44,433
You ever have that?
Uh...no. No?
607
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,390
Discharge. Nasty.
608
00:36:59,148 --> 00:37:00,310
Right now, right now.
609
00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,000
Who the hell is that?
610
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:21,630
All right, come on.
611
00:37:30,743 --> 00:37:34,204
At the end of the first half...
you okay? 32-20.
612
00:37:34,582 --> 00:37:35,293
What's the matter?
613
00:37:37,063 --> 00:37:38,359
Nothing, i'm just having a bad game.
614
00:37:38,447 --> 00:37:41,444
But you're in the game, dude.
It's the finals, man. We're gonna go home.
615
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,859
Excuse us, ma'am.
616
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,252
Mr. Donnie Torres.
617
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,682
How's the ankle, Danny?
What's going on over there?
618
00:37:58,829 --> 00:38:02,018
Police just arrested
your old friend Donnie on a murder charge.
619
00:38:02,893 --> 00:38:06,301
The guys from the first game?
They found the murder weapon in his apartment.
620
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:12,041
They also found a betting ledger. He had
$1 million of his own money on the other guys
621
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:19,750
What's going on?
To win. Hey, come on.
622
00:38:20,619 --> 00:38:22,063
Let's beat these guys!
623
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,475
All right, guys, let's go!
624
00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,283
Right now, right now. Come on.
625
00:39:26,877 --> 00:39:27,919
Time out, time out!
626
00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:31,061
All right. Eight seconds, gentlemen.
Okay, so...uh...
627
00:39:33,321 --> 00:39:36,832
We... what do we do? We, uh...
628
00:39:38,803 --> 00:39:39,787
What do you think?
629
00:39:41,442 --> 00:39:43,024
What do i think? Uh-Huh.
630
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:47,110
Danny, high post. Mike, back door.
They'll double team you, kick you back out.
631
00:39:47,173 --> 00:39:49,443
Danny'll have all the time
in the world for the three.
632
00:39:52,279 --> 00:39:53,452
I'm just saying.
633
00:39:54,463 --> 00:39:56,939
That's a pretty good play.
It's a damn good play.
634
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,960
Let's go, gentlemen. Let's go!
635
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:29,329
Congratulations!
636
00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:32,488
I can't believe you got it back
to me! Call me a fool,
637
00:40:32,504 --> 00:40:34,149
But i had a feeling you'd make
it this time, baby!
638
00:40:34,804 --> 00:40:40,609
You guys my Woody and Wesley!
Aah! Ha ha! I love you!
639
00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:48,330
Hey, wait a minute!
640
00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:03,112
So he hires the two guys from L.A.
641
00:41:03,144 --> 00:41:05,199
They were supposed to throw
the next game after ours.
642
00:41:05,604 --> 00:41:07,775
And Donnie was gonna clean up
by betting on their opponents.
643
00:41:07,908 --> 00:41:09,049
But we beat 'em instead.
644
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,554
Police think they came to Donnie,
tried to blackmail him.
645
00:41:11,598 --> 00:41:13,729
So he killed them and made
it look like Rudy did it.
646
00:41:14,653 --> 00:41:15,799
I feel like such an idiot.
647
00:41:16,053 --> 00:41:17,064
Well, you almost were.
648
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:18,829
How did you know to look at Donnie?
649
00:41:19,201 --> 00:41:22,260
I just didn't think Rudy would kill
every guy that lost him bet.
650
00:41:23,884 --> 00:41:27,782
Hey, if it isn't the best
concierge in Las Vegas.
651
00:41:27,868 --> 00:41:30,106
Thank you.
Yes, congratulations.
652
00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:32,360
You know what we should do?
We should use this.
653
00:41:32,530 --> 00:41:35,357
We should put that on all the advertising,
all the brochures. The whole works.
654
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,995
If that's what you think's best.
655
00:41:47,403 --> 00:41:49,758
You coming over? I don't know.
656
00:41:50,324 --> 00:41:51,458
What's your thread count over there?
657
00:41:51,859 --> 00:41:53,716
I don't get busy in anything under 600.
658
00:41:55,905 --> 00:42:00,232
It's 350, and you'll like it.
Ooh. Yes, Sir. See you in 20.
659
00:42:00,732 --> 00:42:06,732
D e S t o presented:
"2 on 2"
660
00:42:06,782 --> 00:42:11,332
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