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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:45,128 Hey, Sam. Hey, sweetie. Hey, boys. 2 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,380 Oh, Sam, thank god you're here. 3 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,048 Uh, please tell me you didn't kill a stripper. 4 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,550 Worse. smell that. 5 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,134 Okay, I got it, pole sweat. 6 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:54,429 All right, well, your wives are gonna be busy for the next hour and a half watching those 7 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,848 Contortionist freaks sing beatles songs. 8 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,225 So we have time to go get you guys some new clothes. 9 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,643 If we change, the wives will sniff it out quicker 10 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,396 - than the cheap perfume. - We are so screwed. 11 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,856 Hey, have I ever let you down before? 12 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,108 The answer is no. 13 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,442 You guys get your perverted asses into the limo 14 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,944 Before your wives find out that you're actually here 15 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:12,698 To look at naked girls instead of golf courses. Let's go. 16 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,038 So as head of food and beverage, 17 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,290 I thought I'd give that to you first. 18 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,169 Cocktail is one of my all-time favorite movies. 19 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,962 Tom cruise, tossing around all those bottles, mm! 20 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,797 Oh, this flair bartender is even hotter. 21 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,465 Mandalay Bay, the palms, wynn, 22 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,758 They're all trying to steal him. 23 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,261 Not if we get there first with a better offer. 24 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,387 Just be careful. 25 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,597 The neighborhood's kind of seedy. 26 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,723 You know what, you need a wingman. 27 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,849 No, no, no, I've been trying to prove 28 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,184 To Cooper that I can do this 29 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,310 Without him pulling any strings. 30 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,853 Yeah, but you still shouldn't go alone. 31 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:48,984 Mike, you're going with Piper to steal a bartender. what? 32 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:48,984 Hello, Danny. 33 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:53,655 Cooper, come on in. Have a seat. 34 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,783 Revenue reports in. 35 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,745 We're well ahead of last year. yeah! 36 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,371 Congratulations. 37 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:05,042 Thank you, congratulations to you too. Really, I mean, 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,336 You've come in here, and you've turned the place around. 39 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,546 Hey,anything can happen. 40 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,257 And now that we're in the black, 41 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,259 I'm thinking about an ice bar. 42 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,138 Wait, what do you mean? 43 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:22,184 The ice bar idea I had. mm. 44 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,395 Uh, you mean like the one that the mandalay bay already has? 45 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,396 Ours would be better. 46 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,065 So you think that we should just, uh, 47 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,901 Copy things that other hotels are already doing? 48 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,152 Hey, the mandalay bay's ice bar 49 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:36,657 Turns people away, they might come here. yeah. 50 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,827 Bad idea. A bad idea? In my opinion. 51 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,120 You got a better one? 52 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,082 Uh, well, you did love the, uh, 53 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,167 The suitcase party idea. 54 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,169 Oh, you mean the one where the grand prize was 55 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,295 Leaving the Montecito. 56 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,297 I had 12 hours to come up with that. 57 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,716 I'll give you 24 this time. For what? 58 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:58,887 I'll give you 24 hours to come up with a better idea. Okay. 59 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,599 I will, I will get you something better than the ice bar. 60 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,184 Okay, I will get you, uh, 61 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,687 Something way cooler than the ice bar, trust me. 62 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,772 Chills run up and down my spine. 63 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,108 Yeah, you'll see, you'll see. 64 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,615 Sam, what are we doing in the lobby? 65 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,575 The clock is ticking here. 66 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,826 I mean, we're sitting ducks. 67 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,369 Our wives could walk through that door any second. 68 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,122 We have a date with the cleaner. the--the what? 69 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,832 The cleaner, the legend. 70 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,500 The cleaner is just a myth, Sam. 71 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,003 He doesn't actually exist. 72 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,007 Behold the myth. 73 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,765 - Skin City. - How can you tell? 74 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,685 Alcohol-based solvent on the seats in the champagne room. 75 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:47,728 We have less than 15 minutes. 76 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:51,773 Then I suggest we move and move quickly. gentlemen. 77 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,913 It's time to play let's make a deal. 78 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,707 Whoa, whoa, we can't just walk up to him. why not? 79 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,042 Because you see that shifty-looking guy 80 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,877 At your 7:00, he's the manager. 81 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:15,047 He's probably been bouncing potential poachers all night. 82 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,466 All right, well, we're just gonna have to play this smooth. 83 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,802 That's so funny. 84 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,221 What are you doing? 85 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:28,060 Acting follow my lead. 86 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,810 What'll you have? 87 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,312 New bartender at the Montecito. 88 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:37,277 We'll match any offer you have plus 5%. 89 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,031 Two mind erasers coming up. wow. 90 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,713 That is impressive. very. 91 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,136 This might take a while. 92 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:13,856 Hey, so you guys just need to remember your stories. right? 93 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:18,610 And you have to tell it exactly the way I told it to you. right. exactly. 94 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,530 Your wives are smarter than you. 95 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,534 And they can sniff out lies like pigs sniff out truffles. 96 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,535 It's been an honor. 97 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:32,040 And a privilege, sir. Full service 98 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,208 From air freshener to alibi. 99 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,751 Fingers crossed. 100 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,838 That won't be necessary. so what's next? 101 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,590 You goin' to saint tropez to wash the euro-skank off clooney? 102 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:43,719 Actually, I'm, uh, I'm hanging up my steam-vac. 103 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,846 You can't do that. you're too young to retire. 104 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:48,891 These old bones don't get around the way they used to, Sammy. 105 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,143 The venetian offered me 106 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:54,855 A parking space near the elevator. hmm. 107 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,526 How does free valet sound? 108 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,030 All the valets in Vegas are free. 109 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,077 I like this guy. 110 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,039 I think he's starting to crack. crack? yup. 111 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,624 He just walked the other way. 112 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:17,002 Okay, so this might take a couple more rounds. 113 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,046 Think you can handle it? 114 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,589 Mike Cannon can hold his liquor. 115 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,466 You do your best to hold yours. 116 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,177 Got it covered. "how does free valet sound?" 117 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:29,264 Hey, I'm sorry that valet is not my forte. 118 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:59,211 Las Vegas S05E15 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast 119 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,350 The only thing I remember is you ordering more drinks. 120 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,895 Well, at least you remember something. 121 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:01,481 I don't remember if we, um... mm. mm. 122 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,234 If we did, you'd remember it. 123 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,279 No, if we did, you would remember it. whatever. 124 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,405 Let's just keep this between us until we can make it go away. 125 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,823 Yeah, no problem, believe me. 126 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,617 Cause I do not need Cooper flashing back 127 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,452 to his special op days, going all rambo on me. 128 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,787 I'm not exactly on his buddy list right now. 129 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:27,883 how'd you get the ring off? here. see. there. thanks. yeah. 130 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:44,441 Hey, whatcha doing in there? plucking your eyebrows? 131 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,151 I gotta get ready for work, too, you know. 132 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,819 This is not exactly my home court. 133 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,905 I'm sorry if I'm lagging a little. 134 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,282 Is that my last razor? 135 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,159 This thing ain't gonna shine itself. 136 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,578 You can wear pants. 137 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,708 Can you believe he's still pitching that ice bar idea? 138 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,503 - Like the mandalay bay? - Yeah. 139 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,380 That's a great idea. 140 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,924 So you're just gonna take his side? 141 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,551 You're obligated as the mother of my child 142 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,470 - To take my side,come on. - You don�t have a side. 143 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,304 Yeah, but I will, okay, and when I do, 144 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,223 You're gonna wanna be on it, trust me. 145 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,517 Well, come up with something better, sweetie, and I will. 146 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,812 Oh, okay, okay, yeah, well get ready to jump that line there, preggo, 147 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,564 because my idea is gonna be... 148 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:34,616 better than the ice bar, okay, cooler, way cooler. way cooler. 149 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,035 Cynthia: Hi, Tracey. Hi, Sam. 150 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,246 It's nice to see you two. You, too. 151 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,791 The boys had an epiphany right after they left you last night. 152 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,835 An epiphany? interesting. 153 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,211 All the excess of gas 154 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,088 made them rethink a few things. 155 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,300 Well, let's just say we decided to cover our karmic footprint 156 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,178 By donating half of what we win to charity. 157 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,429 What's gotten into them? 158 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,848 I don't know. they're practically saints. 159 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,058 We'll see you guys later. we're off to the spa. 160 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:07,524 Sam, they bought it hook, line, and "cleaner." 161 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,359 They even want to stay a couple extra days. 162 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,445 Oh, great. So blackjack or roulette? 163 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,113 We'll definitely hit the tables. 164 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:17,034 but first I think we would like to hit the crazy horse too 165 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:20,913 Absolutely,I'll set up a table for tonight, private booth. 166 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,000 I think we were thinking more along the lines of a morning kickoff. 167 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,502 Oh, morning kickoff. 168 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:30,589 Now, you do realize that the top girls, they work at night. 169 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:34,510 Daytime is third-string at best. 170 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,471 So I will make sure 171 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,431 that first-string is available for you today. 172 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:43,560 That is, of course, if we can get back in to see the cleaner. 173 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,772 Ah, the cleaner, yes, well, I will see 174 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,399 ifhe is available for a personal retainer this weekend, 175 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:54,613 But you may want to commit to upping your play to $4.5 millon. 176 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,865 - Consider it done. - Consider him on retainer. 177 00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:00,994 It'll be like having yoda on call. How sweet is that? 178 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:10,128 I heard they have a killer lunch buffet at the strip club. 179 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,756 So how'd it go with Piper last night? 180 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,676 - You know? - Delinda told me. 181 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,303 Piper told Delinda? It was a misstake, Danny. 182 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,264 You don't have to freak out on me. 183 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,099 Flair bartender, he sucked, big deal. 184 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,394 You're acting like you boned piper or something. 185 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,188 Why would you say that? 186 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,022 Uh,because when you say something 187 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,275 that could never happen, it's called a joke. 188 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:37,906 Who says it could never happen? 189 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,158 - You boned her? - No! 190 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,535 - You boned her. - Absolutely not. 191 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,786 never can happen. 192 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,038 We went to see the bartender, then we went our separate ways. 193 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:45,706 That's it, period. Nothing happened. 194 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,208 - Then why are you so paranoid? - I`m not, senor nosy. 195 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,795 Come on, Mikey, come on, dude. I�m practically hitched. 196 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:56,842 I, sad as it is, i sort of live for the details of your life. You did it? 197 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,470 Hitched? Good one. You had me, 198 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,974 right up until there. You! Till where? 199 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,185 Why you-- this might even be better 200 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,645 Than when you had thos little midget strippers 201 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,314 follow me around Colin's bachelor party. 202 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,149 Wait, what's even better? 203 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,319 And Piper was genuinely surprised 204 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,778 to see that little wedding ring on her finger. 205 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,780 totally freaking out, like she was really married. 206 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,199 Piper got married? 207 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,409 You are playing it beautifully, but stop. 208 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,828 Come on, man, like you didn't completely orchestrate 209 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,789 a whole fake marriage. 210 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:32,419 You got married. to Piper. 211 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,922 Mike cannon,mr. responsibility, 212 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,215 makes the most cliched mistake 213 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,425 in all of Vegas folklore. I love it. 214 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,927 Wait--put your hands down. 215 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,762 Lower your voice, what are you talking about? 216 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,514 What, you just get off the b from des moines or something? 217 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,431 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just know Mike Cannon 218 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,517 does not make this kind of egregious life error 219 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,102 without being epically impaired by alcohol. 220 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,063 No, Danny Mccoy does not make this kind of an error, 221 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,523 But apparently Mike Cannon does. 222 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,275 Oh, so you're gonna use the third-person against me now? 223 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,694 In my time of need? haters. 224 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,404 They love to see you fall. 225 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,156 Just make sure you keep this to yourself, okay? 226 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,449 Yeah, yeah, yeah, please. 227 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,535 On the hush, on the hush. 228 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,538 -So how was it with Piper? - well, we didn't... 229 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,540 We didn't... 230 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,000 Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Tell me. 231 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,753 Out. Make sure you keep it zipped. Remember, loose lips. 232 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,421 not a word, Danny. 233 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,674 okay, you can trust me. 234 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,429 - Crazy! - And naked! 235 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,349 But you have to promise, promise, 236 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,434 not to say anything to anybody. 237 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:35,357 Oh, no, totally understand. I would never. okay. oh, my gosh! you go, girl. 238 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,859 Plenty have been trying to tie that down. 239 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,862 No, no, no. Nobody's trying to tie anything down. why not? 240 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,030 You're a scorpio, right? yeah, so? 241 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,407 Hello, water sign. 242 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:47,035 And venus is in the seventh house for you right now. which means? 243 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,161 Basically, it means someone special 244 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,329 Is coming into your life. 245 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,789 Ugh! Don't roll your eyes at me. 246 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,749 The planets have spoken. 247 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,752 Yeah, and they told me to quit drinking. 248 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,296 Everything happens for a reason. 249 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,507 I know something you don't know. 250 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,428 I bet it can't top what I just heard. 251 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,054 Mine's super, super secret. 252 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,389 Mine's earth-shattering. 253 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,724 I would tell you, but then I would be betraying the trust 254 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,559 Of one of my very best friends. 255 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:11,768 And I would tell you, 256 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,520 But I'd be selling out one of my newest friends. 257 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,193 Piper and Mike got married. oh, my god, oh, my god! 258 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,028 They're married. oh, my god. shh. shh. 259 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,697 Shh. do not tell anybody. 260 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,657 You don't tell anybody about this. 261 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,492 Don't tell anybody. nobody. nobody. 262 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,808 You didn't tell anyone, did you? 263 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:57,022 Of course not, you? please. 264 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,357 Hey, how's the honeymoon going? 265 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,525 You guys hate each other's guts yet? 266 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,402 I didn't tell anyone. 267 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,946 Neither did I. Then how does she know? 268 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,782 I don't know,what do you think, I'm clairvoyant or something? ugh. 269 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,245 Oh, you better hope this doesn't work its way up to cooper. 270 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,329 Why,you afraid he'll cut your allowance? 271 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:13,330 Oh, that was cheap. 272 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,999 This is your fault in the first place. my fault? 273 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,001 Yeah. how is this my fault? 274 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,462 You know, I bet you've been planning this for months, 275 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,297 Mr. I'm-so-smooth-and-chocolaty. 276 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,259 "this thing ain't gonna shine itself." what? you? 277 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,887 Where are you? what? you? 278 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,639 Lalalala. Do not put this on me. 279 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:31,849 I'm the victim here. 280 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,101 Victim? you were in my bed. 281 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,727 Wait, what, you clearly-- 282 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,770 Talk to the hand. 283 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:43,026 Lured me back to your apartment with an agenda. agenda? ha! yeah. 284 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,903 Oh, god, why don't you just go back upstairs 285 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,905 To your little office? 286 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,115 Maybe I don't want to go to my office. 287 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,950 Maybe I want to do surveillance in the lobby, 288 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,035 See if I can find out who that leak is around here. 289 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,954 I want a divorce. today. 290 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:58,834 That makes two of us, baby. good. great. great. 291 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,919 Yeah,it's fan-friggin'-tastic. mm-hmm. 292 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,130 What are you looking at? 293 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:08,010 Get back to work. Hey, Mike. 294 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,303 Hey, how you doing? 295 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,596 I would love to stay and chat, 296 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,597 But it is a busy day. 297 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,098 Really? Mitch says things are slow. 298 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,350 Mitch said that? yeah. oh, well. 299 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,645 Slow for us is chaos for everyone else. 300 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,150 You know, don't you? 301 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,569 I may have heard something. 302 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:26,862 Before this goes any further, 303 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,113 Just so you know, we are getting it annulled. 304 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,616 Hey, you're both intelligent, consenting adults, 305 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,617 Do whatever you think's best. 306 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,452 Well, we think an annulment is best. 307 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,495 That's what you want. I don't want to mettle. 308 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:40,709 Apparently, it's easier to get hitched than unhitched. mm. 309 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:46,548 Judge ferguson is a man you might want to talk to. 310 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,966 You could give him a call. 311 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,593 If that's what you think is best. 312 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:54,932 That's, uh, great. Thank you. 313 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,100 I just wanted to remind you that their wives are 314 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,936 Gonna be done with lunch in 20 minutes, 315 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,062 So in about 20 minutes, maybe we're gonna have... 316 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,647 They brought extras. 317 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,606 Yeah, well, you know, 318 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,483 News travels fast in the hot zone, 319 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,318 And since they've all decided to gamble here at the Montecito, 320 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,903 I figured it would be okay to extend the courtesy,yes. 321 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,155 I told you I was retiring. 322 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,865 Oh, you're upset. 323 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,535 Oh, I could help you. don't touch. Anything. 324 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,495 This is an art, Sam. 325 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,704 A housewife can tell you 326 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,665 That club soda will get a red wine stain out. 327 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,042 But she doesn't know if the fabric is preshrunk, 328 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,087 You can boil it in milk, remove the heat, 329 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,755 And the stain will disappear. 330 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,340 So you want me to get you help from the kitchen? 331 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,342 The only one with the wealth of knowledge 332 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,011 And the ability is my grandson. 333 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,472 Oh. Herbert will never do it. 334 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,558 He's probably still upset his mother named him... 335 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,310 I need the kid, Sam, or I walk. 336 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,478 I'm gonna get him for you. 337 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,232 Kind of ironic that you're a champion of women's rights, 338 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,609 And your grandfather cleans stripper skank 339 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,736 Off of desperate husbands. 340 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:53,115 It's not irony, miss Marquez, if you do it on purpose. 341 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,618 This is my penance for five generations. 342 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,412 See,I hope to change. 343 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:02,499 Oh, yeah, but I mean you don't really want to change, you know? 344 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,209 Breaking the chain can be so exhausting. 345 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,335 Hey, you know what? 346 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,087 Once, I wanted to own this casino, 347 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,924 But I didn't have $241 million lying around, 348 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,218 So I just decided to stick with what I'm good at. And I'm happy. 349 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,387 I'm as happy as a pig in slop. 350 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,932 Well, it's not exactly the nobel peace prize. 351 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,477 So you just, uh, sit around here at a desk 352 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,478 For eight hours every day? 353 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,982 That sounds awesome, herb. Herbert. Herbert. 354 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:30,277 Do you have any idea how much pressure he put on me? 355 00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,112 Countless pop quizzes 356 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,114 On whether listerine spritz or white vinegar 357 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,325 Helps neutralize jean nate more effectively. 358 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,453 Hours in the cosmetics sections of macy's, 359 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,705 Sniff testing "charlie" and "white shoulders." 360 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,624 That sounds excruciating. 361 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,000 So excuse me if I'd like to do something 362 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,336 A little more uplifting than cover for strip-aholics. 363 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,504 No, I totally get that. 364 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,507 Hey, you know what? 365 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,217 We'll do it without you. 366 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,052 You're going to clean? 367 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,431 Yeah, it's just, uh, you pour hot milk 368 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,975 Over, uh, club soda stains 369 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,436 And the rest is pretty much just nail polish remover, right? 370 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,730 What? he told you that? 371 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:10,609 Yeah,he told me that he'd teach me everything he knows. 372 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,236 He's pretty great,huh? 373 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,488 Anyway, I totally understand. 374 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,950 You want out. You're out. 375 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:24,206 Would you mind putting a little steam under this for me? 376 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,874 We should really soak it first. 377 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:29,253 That's 50% microfiber. the steam might shrink it. 378 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,592 And that's domestic beer, so... 379 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,846 I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work. 380 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,682 Whoa, whoa, Herbert, how you gonna just leave 381 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,517 When your grandpa has all this work left to do? 382 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,686 Easy, he's a legend. 383 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,149 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 384 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:59,408 So are we still in fight mode, mrs. Cannon? 385 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,536 I don�t have the energy to bite your head off, mr. Cannon. 386 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,747 I have been fending off jackals all day. 387 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,625 Something borrowed, something blue. it's cute. 388 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,252 Yeah, from the girls in the spa. 389 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:11,753 They wouldn't let me go until I put it on. 390 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,966 Yeah, well, I do have some good news. kinda. 391 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:20,637 Cooper hooked us up with a judge that can give us an annulment. Cooper knows? oh, god! 392 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,598 Oh, god! it was bound to happen. 393 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,308 It could have been much worse. oh, yeah, like how? 394 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,934 He could have killed me. 395 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,395 You know what, after this whole thing with my dad, 396 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,522 I just don't know if I want cooper helping me out anymore. 397 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,817 Well,you want to wait and find our own judge, 398 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,152 I'll totally understand. 399 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,070 But it could take up to six weeks. 400 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,115 No offense, but I think we have to get this over with. None taken. 401 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,075 You gonna finish that burger? 402 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,078 Because since we're married, technically, I get half. 403 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,539 No, since we're married, technically, 404 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,958 You should order your own and pay for mine. 405 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:57,799 Oh, that's how it works, huh? uh-huh. ohh. hey. 406 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,719 Uh, my time's not up yet. 407 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,555 I still got like three hours. yeah,I know. 408 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,015 It just occurred to me that after you pitch, 409 00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,266 We might have two great ideas. 410 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,186 And we probably can't afford 'em both. 411 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:10,646 Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right about that 412 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,814 Because my idea is big. huge. 413 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,485 I'm shivering in my boots. Listen, we have 414 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:18,028 A lot of department heads affected by this, 415 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,238 So let's take a vote. 416 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,157 No, no, who do you think they're gonna vote for? 417 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,534 You own the place. 418 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,369 Besides,they're already intimidated enough 419 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,745 Just by you wearing that suit. 420 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,413 You live with one of 'em. 421 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,583 Okay, okay, we will eliminate 422 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:51,395 All outside influences by holding a secret ballot. done. okay. 423 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,231 Barrel rides over the waterfall. 424 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,068 Not that it makes or breaks you, 425 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,070 But the cannons have never had one divorce. 426 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,322 Well, technically, this isn't a divorce. 427 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,533 So your streak is still intact. 428 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,076 My parents would be so proud. 429 00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,703 Maybe we should have them over for dinner sometime. 430 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,705 Mm, speaking of which, 431 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:12,875 Nice dvd collection at your pad. Who gave you 432 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,835 Special edition? 433 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:16,837 Now, why does somebody have to give that to me? 434 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,255 Girls can be into sci-fi. 435 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,883 Yeah, geek girls. 436 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,885 Oh, so now you're calling me a geek girl, huh? 437 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,178 Marriage is supposed to be about honesty, 438 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:27,639 So I won't say you're a sci-fi geek girl, per se. 439 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,976 no more of a futuristic movie nerd. 440 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:33,395 Unless you have some action figures tucked away up there, 441 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:35,480 Then that puts you in a whole different category. 442 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,483 I think that's the nerd calling the kettle square. 443 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,526 Nerdiness and higher education 444 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,738 Do not necessarily have to exist on the same plane. 445 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,032 Hold that thought. hello. 446 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,950 Hello, mrs. Cannon? 447 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,286 Uh, yes, I guess. 448 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:53,582 Your wedding video is ready. Wedding video? 449 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,794 When I told you, 450 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,672 That I wasn't into older guys, 451 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:05,219 That was because I wanted you to see me as a challenge. oh, god. 452 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:13,685 Oh,I got something I want to confess. 453 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:17,064 I watch you on the monitors. 454 00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:21,401 Like, all the time. Oh,my god. 455 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,570 And I watch everyone really because that's my job. 456 00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:25,155 That's what I do. 457 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,949 And I'm good at it,baby. I'm good at my job. 458 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,953 But you, I like watching you most. 459 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:31,995 Does that creep you out? 460 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,956 Is that creepy? I love this part. 461 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,250 It's creepy, but I love it. 462 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:41,255 See, we belong together. 463 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,966 Yes, we do. We deserve each other. 464 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,968 Oh-ho, god, no, no. 465 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,427 Tell me that's not the most adorable couple 466 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:51,682 You've ever seen. I said that? 467 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,726 Can I get a soul clap? aah! 468 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,896 Soul clap? You have to make sure you burn all of this footage. 469 00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,231 Are you kidding? 470 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,315 I'm putting this on the front page of my website. 471 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,376 How are the ideas flowing? 472 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,421 like champagne in a championship locker room. 473 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,422 You got nothing, huh? 474 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,382 Not a thing. hey,Sam. Not a thing. hey,Sam. 475 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:27,718 Hey, Mike and Piper, right? blah! 476 00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:32,681 How does she know? 477 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:33,849 Did you tell her? 478 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,892 I didn't tell anybody. Did you? 479 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,560 No, I just told you. 480 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:39,188 We've gotta do something about this. 481 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,523 Well, you can't force people not to gosip, 482 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:42,441 That's the thing. 483 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,153 No, but we could throw a party. 484 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,030 An annulment party. 485 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,865 An annulment, what do you mean? 486 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,158 We might as well hang a bell on it, Danny. 487 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,827 487 00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:55,954 That's a good idea. 488 00:24:55,954 --> 00:25:03,253 You know I knocked you up for a reason. bye. nice job. 489 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,755 I suppose judge Ferguson's number 490 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,298 Just happened to fall into Mike's pocket? 491 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,883 Hey, I didn't give him a phone number. 492 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:09,718 I don't need your help anymore, Cooper. 493 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,969 I wasn't helping you. 494 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:12,221 Mike wanted help. 495 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:18,143 Well, well, if that's the case, then, thank you. 496 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,729 From Mike, he thanks you. 497 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,982 Tell him I said,"you're welcome." he's welcome. 498 00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:28,237 I never talk about my clients. 499 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,489 Confidentiality is priceless. 500 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,157 Sure, amen to that. 501 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,660 You know, they build shrines to men like you in our business. 502 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,828 I don't want a shrine. 503 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:40,040 I want a legacy. 504 00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,500 Herbert could be the greatest cleaner 505 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:42,626 That ever lived. 506 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,878 Have you ever told him that? He knows it. 507 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,047 He just doesn't want to accept it. 508 00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,304 This isn't the matrix, Sam. 509 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,889 The world's not gonna end if I don't get 510 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:59,059 All the ranch dressing off some jerk's khakis. 511 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,894 Sure, but what if you're the last person in the world 512 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:02,855 Who's actually qualified to do this? 513 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,983 And you turn your back on it. then it dies. 514 00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:07,401 And rightfully so. 515 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,735 You don't even deserve to take the reins from your grandfather. 516 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,280 Good, I don't want 'em. listen to me. 517 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:12,906 I am not the best casino host in Las Vegas. 518 00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:16,243 I am actually the best casino host in the world. and humble too. 519 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:18,620 And your grandfather is the best cleaner in the world. 520 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:21,290 But he actually thinks that you could be even better than he is. 521 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,791 I mean, does that not mean anything to you? 522 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,501 To have someone believe in you like that? 523 00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:26,587 I can be the best at something else. 524 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,422 No, I have news for you. you can't. 525 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,423 This is in your dna. 526 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,632 I don't want to die 527 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:31,967 With prince matchibelli under my fingernails. 528 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:32,968 Well your grandfather does. 529 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,720 This is what he loves. 530 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,181 And he feels like he can't do it anymore without--you know what, 531 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,434 I don't even know why I'm doing this. 532 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,768 Be ordinary. Be average. 533 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,645 Stuff envelopes for a living. What do I care? 534 00:26:43,687 --> 00:27:03,999 You won't sleep at night though. I guarantee it. Hello. mrs. Cannon? 535 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,210 Hey, how's it been? what's up? 536 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,212 Just checking in on my wife 537 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:09,755 On the last day of our marriage. 538 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,049 Making sure you didn't trip over the threshold 539 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,884 Since I wasn't there to carry you over. 540 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:17,054 Ah, true gentleman. 541 00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,640 Well, I'm sure you did carry me over last night. 542 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,392 Um, at least, that would explain the bump on my head. 543 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,435 You calling me a klutz? 544 00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:25,646 Emotionally, yeah, probably. 545 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:35,364 But, if I were to have a drunken sham of a marriage, 546 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:47,334 I couldn't think of anybody more perfect to have one with. Me too. I mean, me either. 547 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:50,879 What time do you want me to pick you up 548 00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:52,297 For the annulment? 549 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:55,300 Um, 3:30 is good. 550 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,844 Sounds kinda like a date. 551 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:58,554 Well, we should probably 552 00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:02,224 Have at least one. I guess 553 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:04,184 It's too late to get romantic though. 554 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:07,980 Yeah, there's... 555 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:12,860 No turning back now. 556 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,611 In that case, I'll let you enjoy 557 00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:17,739 Your last few hours of marriage in peace. 558 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,577 Good night, mrs. Cannon. 559 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:27,124 Good night, mr. Cannon. 560 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:03,452 I've been thinking about this whole marriage thing. 561 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:05,370 Oh, don't think too hard. 562 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,290 It turns into a pumpkin at 4:00. I don't know. 563 00:29:08,332 --> 00:29:10,083 I think maybe you should reconsider. 564 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,793 You mean stay married? 565 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,754 Delinda, when your groomsmen are vodka, 566 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,380 Peppermint schnapps, and kahlua, 567 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,132 An annulment is the right thing to do. 568 00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:18,133 I'll have my usual. 569 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:19,384 I'll take a decaf. 570 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,385 You know, in some cultures 571 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,554 Arranged marriages are still the norm. 572 00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:25,807 Yes, but in america, we are free to erase our mistakes. 573 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,935 Which you've had plenty of in the love department. 574 00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:31,980 Some would say disastrous on a cosmic scale. 575 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,607 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 576 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:36,693 No, no, I mean cosmic as in you have no control. 577 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,904 As much as you wanted them to happen, 578 00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:40,322 They fell apart. 579 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,825 But this,this happened without you even trying, Mike. 580 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:45,285 As if it were meant to be. 581 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:48,664 Sometimes you just slip and fall on a banana peel. 582 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,499 It has nothing to do with a past life. 583 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:51,708 I don't know why you're trying to fight this. 584 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:54,962 You're a huxtable waiting to happen. ha! 585 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,756 2.5 kids in a neighborhood with good public schools is... 586 00:29:57,798 --> 00:29:59,508 It's practically in your blood. 587 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:05,889 I'm gonna go hide in my office. oh, oh. What is that? What? Nothing. 588 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,099 You have your wedding ring underneath there. 589 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,433 Don't you have worto do? 590 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:16,483 I don't know. Do I need to cancel the annulment party? Think about it. 591 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,945 No, no, no, no, Sam, 592 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,030 This is gum. You have to freeze it first 593 00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,323 Before you chip it off. 594 00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:25,075 I thought you said it was different with silk blends. 595 00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:28,453 No, no, I said rayon and polyester. 596 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:36,086 Uh,you're gonna have to pass me the coconut oil. Okay. Coconut oil. Oh, no, no. 597 00:30:36,128 --> 00:30:38,130 No, no, that's denatured alcohol. 598 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:42,092 You can cause an explosion. Coconut oil. 599 00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:43,886 Now I'm just reminding you that they're having lunch 600 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,013 With their wives in 35 minutes, I'm just saying. 601 00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:47,681 I'm never gonna make it. Okay. 602 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:50,392 I'm never gonna make it. Oh crap. 603 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,520 Hopefully this is the second steam cleaner. 604 00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,773 Let's get to work. 605 00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:30,891 Totally clueless. 606 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,685 Dude, I'm not clueless. we're getting it annulled. 607 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:40,734 Piper and I realize this is no way to start a relationship. Okay? 608 00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:44,071 You weren't talking to me, were you? 609 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,364 But you know what, Mikey, 610 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,615 Your problems are much bigger than mine, right now. 611 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,367 Have a seat. Let's talk about this. 612 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,660 There's nothing to talk about. 613 00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:51,245 We're getting it annulled. Period. 614 00:31:51,286 --> 00:31:52,996 End of story. And that is it. 615 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:54,831 So why the, uh, why the sad face? 616 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:56,166 Have you been crying? 617 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,709 No,I haven't been crying. 618 00:31:57,751 --> 00:32:00,337 I'm fine. I don't need this. 619 00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:03,382 Crying, come on. 620 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:06,802 It's just that... 621 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:08,679 I'm getting older. 622 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,805 Piper's a great girl, 623 00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:11,598 Which is probably why I married her to begin with. 624 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:14,309 Alcohol was why you married her. 625 00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:16,311 All I'm saying is under different circumstances, 626 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:18,522 What if we are right for each other? 627 00:32:18,564 --> 00:32:20,607 What if the girl I married for a day 628 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:23,026 Turns out to be the best thing I ever met? 629 00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:24,236 No offense to piper, 630 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,113 But you got to look around, buddy. 631 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,031 You're so close that you're not seeing 632 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:31,243 The panoramic view before you. 633 00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:32,828 I mean, look around. 634 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:37,165 Yeah,you're right. I know you're right. I am right. I am so right. 635 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,750 Yeah,I just said you were right. 636 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,711 Thank you. good luck. 637 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:43,338 You don't have to gloat. it's really unattractive. 638 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,924 You heard about Mike still wearing your ring, right? Yeah,yeah. 639 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,969 Doesn't mean anything, does it? 640 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,262 Of course it means something. 641 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:51,597 It's the universe telling you what to do. 642 00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:53,599 You just have to listen. 643 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:56,727 You don't watch Dr. Phil? No, no I don't. 644 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,103 And don't confuse me with this stuff. 645 00:32:58,103 --> 00:32:59,730 You know, this is just-- it's just all too much. 646 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,815 And I'm gonna be late. 647 00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:02,900 So I'll see you at the meeting. 648 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:05,402 And at the party. uh! 649 00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:10,490 They totally like each other. 650 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,367 Mike and Piper, come on. 651 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,911 You know what, I betcha they don't go through 652 00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:14,912 With the annulment. 653 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,330 It was a drunken mistake. 654 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:21,126 It's gonna be over quicker than it happened. Oh, really? How much? 655 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:27,508 Are you sure I need to see all this? 656 00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:30,135 We just wanted to demonstrate the fact that we were both 657 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:32,888 Highly intoxicated at the time of the nuptials. 658 00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:35,432 I figured that out about 15 seconds into this thing. 659 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:39,353 Oh, yeah, and did I mention 660 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:41,855 We didn't consummate? 661 00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:43,774 Normally, things don't happen this fast. 662 00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:45,567 We are well aware. 663 00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:46,777 You should get cooper one of those expensive cigars 664 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,195 He likes to smoke. 665 00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:51,198 Believe me,your honor,as soon as you sign those orders, 666 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,492 We are going to get him a whole box. 667 00:33:53,534 --> 00:33:56,703 Reach into that briefcase there. 668 00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:59,122 You know, it's funny. 669 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:02,501 I see so many people who try 670 00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:06,004 To erase something they see as a giant mistake. 671 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:10,342 But it's just a bump in the road. 672 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,135 We all make mistakes. 673 00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:13,846 We're just human. 674 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:15,472 More human than human. 675 00:34:15,514 --> 00:34:17,015 That's from blade runner. 676 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:18,976 Just sign by the little yellow thingies. 677 00:34:18,976 --> 00:34:26,942 And you'll officially be single again. Ready for this? Yeah. 678 00:34:26,984 --> 00:34:31,864 Just feels like a bigger moment than I thought it would be. Yeah, me too. 679 00:34:40,581 --> 00:34:43,500 These are your ticket stubs. 680 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,335 You caught the blue man group matinee 681 00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:46,170 Because it was too hot to golf. 682 00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,630 I strategically left a little paint on all of you 683 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,424 So go ahead and tell her you sat up front. 684 00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:52,509 And please don't show your wives the ticket stubs. 685 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:53,552 That's too obvious. 686 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:56,221 Leave them with your wallet and keys on the dresser. 687 00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:59,391 Thanks for everything. No problem. 688 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:04,646 So all's well that ends well, right? Herbert, 689 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:07,649 Yolooked to me like you were having a little bit of fun. 690 00:35:07,691 --> 00:35:09,234 I gotta admit it felt natural. 691 00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:12,613 Kind of satisfying. Interesting. 692 00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:17,367 I'm proud of you,and if you need to walk away, 693 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:21,747 - You have my blessing. - What? 694 00:35:20,621 --> 00:35:22,998 Come on, Sam. It�s a dying art. 695 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:24,666 What if I were to tell you 696 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:27,044 That I could expand your client base, 697 00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:31,340 That I could get you a permanent suite? Not interested. 698 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,596 What is the biggest moneymaker, 699 00:35:37,638 --> 00:35:45,229 Outside of gambling, at the Montecito? The opus, opus. 700 00:35:45,646 --> 00:35:47,564 Okay,here's another question. 701 00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:50,734 How could we make opus even better? Dee? 702 00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:55,405 by giving it an ice bar? hey, Sam, 703 00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:57,533 Welcome. It's a cute-fest. 704 00:35:57,574 --> 00:35:58,825 Uh,we're talking about opus. 705 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:02,412 - And what does opus have? - Everything. 706 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:03,872 almost everything. 707 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:06,124 It's got great food,it's got great drinks, drinks, it�s got a great bar 708 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,752 it's got everything except... a view. 709 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,170 A panoramic view. 710 00:36:10,212 --> 00:36:12,756 Ghost bar's nice. They got a great view over there. 711 00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:15,801 I get my drinks on at the ghost bar. 712 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:19,304 Okay, yeah, well, anyway, what if we put a club up on the roof? 713 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,597 all glass, all around, 714 00:36:20,681 --> 00:36:29,690 360-degree view of the whole city. behold. "the rooftop." 715 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:31,358 You know, just sippin', chillin', 716 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,401 Takin' in that view. 717 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:33,902 Extend the elevator up one floor, 718 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,612 creating exclusive access. 719 00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:36,947 and the next thing you now, you guys are all holding 720 00:36:36,947 --> 00:36:41,201 The nightlife right here at the Montecito. With a view. huh? 721 00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:44,079 Wasn't one of your previous owners blown off the roof? 722 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:47,207 so instead of the roller coaster, 723 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,209 we have a slide and we call it "the death trip." 724 00:36:49,251 --> 00:36:50,419 You know, it starts at the rooftop 725 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:52,337 and goes all the way down to that manolo blahnik store. 726 00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:53,547 Yes. I love my manolos. 727 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,091 You know,I'm telling you it is a great idea, 728 00:36:56,133 --> 00:37:04,266 And it would work-- not the slide part. But "rooftop." thanks. 729 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,059 That's good, Danny, good job. 730 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:07,895 Excellent presentation,danny. 731 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:11,607 Thank you. The floor's all yours. 732 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:16,528 I'm thinking about an ice bar. 733 00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:30,000 I guess we should put it up to a vote. Yeah. Okay. 734 00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:33,253 I gotta go, so, sorry. I have work and stuff. 735 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,048 All right, Sam, see you later. Bye. 736 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:47,434 Don't you dare, the baby. I got this. Yeah. Okay. 737 00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:49,102 Danny, you do the honors. 738 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,230 Okay, here we go. 739 00:37:51,271 --> 00:38:11,542 The moment of truth. Ice bar. ice bar. ice bar. 740 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:17,339 And... Cooper's ice bar. 741 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:18,465 Well, I guess it's unanimous. 742 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,098 Thank you for all your support. 743 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,851 But we're gonna do "the rooftop." 744 00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:30,894 Although,I think we'll change the name. 745 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,896 Okay. But we voted... 746 00:38:32,938 --> 00:38:34,273 Danny's idea is better. 747 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:37,359 I told you I'd expand your client base, 748 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,318 You'll just have to trust me. 749 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,864 Open up. Open up. 750 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:47,619 This is Cynthia, Tracey, and a whole bunch of other people. 751 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:49,955 They just got back from the "thunder down under" show 752 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,082 were they got a little... 753 00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:53,542 Naughty. naughty. 754 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:55,377 The "thunder down under" got all over. 755 00:38:55,419 --> 00:38:58,213 We are so screwed if our husbands find out about this. 756 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:04,178 What do you think? Come on in. 757 00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:08,515 The spa was booked, so you caught a show. 758 00:39:08,557 --> 00:39:09,683 We've got ticket stubs to "mamma mia," 759 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:11,268 And you'll be putting them in your purses. 760 00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:14,104 Do me a favor, hang back. we're gonna start with you. 761 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:32,623 Ladies and gentlemen,let's give it up for ne-yo. whoo! 762 00:39:38,504 --> 00:39:39,630 I'm gonna be honest. 763 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,381 This is my first annulment party ever. 764 00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:46,762 It's a little weird,but this is vegas, right? Let's go. 765 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,635 you got everything you need back there? 766 00:40:26,677 --> 00:40:48,198 Yeah, you, want a drink? No. Maybe just one. Make it happen. now, I... interesting. 767 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,826 What's interesting? Them. 768 00:40:50,868 --> 00:41:01,336 you were married under strange circum- stances once. and you. once. and? and... 769 00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,547 That's none of your business. 770 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,054 ...favorite songwriter. Oh, really? 771 00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:16,435 Hey, you, have a seat. 772 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:23,525 They are so still married. to--me. to us. 773 00:41:23,567 --> 00:41:25,444 What are you talking about? 774 00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:28,071 Planets don't lie, Danny. 775 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,490 Those two did not go through with the annulment. 776 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:33,076 Are you sure? take a look. 777 00:41:36,121 --> 00:41:39,541 Cooper's not gonna be happy. 778 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,504 Nope. But Mike and Piper are. 779 00:41:43,554 --> 00:41:48,104 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60414

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