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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,197 --> 00:00:09,324 Hey where is Danny? 2 00:00:09,396 --> 00:00:11,302 Uh... strip club Mitch's birthday. 3 00:00:11,331 --> 00:00:15,583 - You better desinfect him before he comes to bed. - I trust Danny completely. 4 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:18,637 - Poor fool. - Anyone I know? 5 00:00:19,028 --> 00:00:21,097 Uh... I... No. 6 00:00:22,369 --> 00:00:25,709 - I wanna run an idea by you. - Okay. 7 00:00:26,249 --> 00:00:30,251 I'm thinking about an ice bar. See, the make these bars out of blocks of ice... 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,635 Everything's ice. The stools, the bar... 9 00:00:33,866 --> 00:00:36,048 - Uh, the glass is everywhere. - Yes. 10 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:39,569 You get your Montecito bartender from the cold rack, also made of ice, 11 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:43,311 and then behind the bar... vodkas from all over the world. 12 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:45,061 Chilled of course. 13 00:00:45,162 --> 00:00:46,608 - Of course. - What do you think? 14 00:00:46,665 --> 00:00:50,164 I think they already have one. At the Mandalay Bay just like that. 15 00:00:50,236 --> 00:00:52,708 Yeah, I know, that's where I got the idea. 16 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:55,831 - I'm sorry... - See, I really wanna do this, but... 17 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:59,033 The problem is that I don't have enough money in the budget. 18 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:03,571 - Why are you telling me this? - Because you're off 8% from last quarter. 19 00:01:03,614 --> 00:01:06,154 - No, I'm not. - Figures don't lie. 20 00:01:12,794 --> 00:01:14,833 I've a whale coming in, his name is Rob Court. 21 00:01:14,885 --> 00:01:17,979 He can single-handedly make up that 8% in a week end. 22 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:20,324 - Good, let's keep him happy. - That's what I do. 23 00:01:20,378 --> 00:01:22,402 That's what I hear. 24 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,557 I'd like to run some other things by you if I could. 25 00:01:24,702 --> 00:01:28,158 Oh, good. Well, I'll look forward to those. 26 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:37,473 - What is your problem? - You're driving me crazy with this stuff. 27 00:01:37,502 --> 00:01:40,081 I sent you the web site. You don't bother even reading it. 28 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:48,605 You send me ten e-mails a day about babies, which I appreciate, but I don't have time to read all this. 29 00:01:48,634 --> 00:01:52,783 This is important: what they do is right after that they cut the the umbilical cord, they freeze it. 30 00:01:52,898 --> 00:01:55,971 - Why? - So that, in the course of your child's life... 31 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:59,918 if he or she should need umbilical blood, which is rich in staminal cells, 32 00:01:59,979 --> 00:02:03,058 would have frozen and as fresh as the day your baby was born. 33 00:02:03,087 --> 00:02:06,123 Where do you store it, next to Ted William's head? 34 00:02:06,383 --> 00:02:10,379 No, I'm trying to educate you about this things so that you can be the best parent you can be, but no... 35 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,615 - I know you wanna make jokes. - Danny? 36 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:16,476 - Danny McCoy? - Angie? 37 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,397 How are you? I heard that you're running the Montecito? 38 00:02:19,475 --> 00:02:23,759 Uh, yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying. This is my friend, Mike Cannon. 39 00:02:23,823 --> 00:02:26,279 - He's the head of Security. - Surveillance and security. 40 00:02:26,332 --> 00:02:27,464 - Hi. - Hi. 41 00:02:27,504 --> 00:02:29,546 - Look at you? - I know! 42 00:02:29,596 --> 00:02:32,557 - What are you doing? - Gotta make a living... 43 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:37,362 - Are you married yet? - No, but I do have a little baby on the way. 44 00:02:37,443 --> 00:02:40,252 - Oh, congratulations. - Yeah, yeah I'm single. 45 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,448 What the hell are you doing? 46 00:02:42,481 --> 00:02:45,916 - First you're late late for work and now you wanna schmooze? - C'mon man, we're just talking here. 47 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,982 You wanna lose your hand at the wrist? 48 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:51,054 Now get the hell back on the pole. 49 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:02,864 Watch out! Danny, watch out! 50 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,921 Watch out! 51 00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:21,867 Look it out, buddy. 52 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:30,653 How was it? 53 00:03:32,615 --> 00:03:35,639 Oh my God. What happened? 54 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:43,292 Just... a little scuffle. I...I brought somebody home. Angie! 55 00:03:46,842 --> 00:03:48,311 Hi. 56 00:03:52,021 --> 00:03:55,476 Honey, you can't possibly be suggesting at reason in my condition. 57 00:03:55,578 --> 00:03:57,876 No, she's just an old friend. 58 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,891 A friend you used to date? 59 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:03,138 Uh, yeah, we went out, back on high school. 60 00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:07,615 She, uh, she got fired from her job tonight. Her boss is a little crazy. 61 00:04:07,659 --> 00:04:12,836 He's got a reputation for going after his girls and she was kinda afraid to stay home, so... 62 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,520 - And Angie of course is a... - Stripper! 63 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:17,191 - Stripper. - Yeah, stripper. 64 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:23,388 This is my son. 65 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,788 Hey, you. 66 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,571 Hi! What's your name? 67 00:04:29,788 --> 00:04:31,277 Danny, 68 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,721 Danny! 69 00:04:35,744 --> 00:04:37,436 Danny... 70 00:04:41,311 --> 00:04:45,874 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] http://www.thevegasteam.xdir.fr/ 71 00:04:46,075 --> 00:04:50,075 LAS VEGAS - Season 5 - Episode 7 "Adventures in the Skin Trade" 72 00:04:50,552 --> 00:04:53,051 Synchr: Master Gandalf (ita) , Agente Ewen (ita), Flolo (fr) 73 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,051 Transcript: hnort (ita), Master Gandalf, Agente Ewen, Raula (ita), Ody(fr) 74 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:33,569 - Oh, will you do me an enormous favor? - No. 75 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:37,556 Please! I misplaced a home video. A very personal home video. 76 00:05:37,701 --> 00:05:39,623 A sex video? 77 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:42,703 All right! What happened was I had... six cosmopolitans... 78 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:45,450 Oh, that's always a good excuse to show your bare out on some camera. 79 00:05:45,522 --> 00:05:49,307 And somehow it got mixed up with a lot of "action dvd" and ended up in the video library. 80 00:05:49,336 --> 00:05:52,571 On the club floor. And I know you have easy acces there. 81 00:05:52,673 --> 00:05:55,217 Oh, and you figured that I have lots of free time to go look for it. 82 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,851 Uh... yes! 83 00:05:56,937 --> 00:06:02,927 - Please, Sam! This would be so embarassing if it got out. - You say it's embarassing, it must be filthy, uh? 84 00:06:03,966 --> 00:06:07,294 - All right, I'll owe you. - I do like when people owe me. 85 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:11,474 Don't say anything to anybody? Pinky promise? 86 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:13,476 Yeah... 87 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:21,290 I always want to name a son after my dad. 88 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:25,483 It's just a total coincidence that his name is Danny. 89 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:29,957 - He's so adorable. - Do you want a little boy? 90 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:33,390 I don't know. Just a healthy anything at this point. 91 00:06:33,679 --> 00:06:35,687 It must be hard to raise him by yourself. 92 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:38,593 It'd be easier if I had a job that gave me health care and child care, but... 93 00:06:38,651 --> 00:06:41,962 You're not alone, 41 percent of the strippers in Vegas have kids. 94 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,414 How do you know that? 95 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:46,016 My head is filled with useless facts like that. 96 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:48,127 Mmm 'morning. 97 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:54,256 Pull yourself together. I can't stand to see an eight-year-old cry. 98 00:06:55,517 --> 00:06:58,452 You sure you should be watching this? 99 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:02,762 It was a slow... 100 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,954 - Need some coffee? - Not yet. 101 00:07:07,983 --> 00:07:12,149 Honey, you need to go back to Angie's club and talk to her boss. 102 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:14,495 - What? - She needs her old job back... 103 00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:17,156 - until she can find something better. - No, it's fine... 104 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:23,376 You know what? Ask him if he'll give her an allowance for child care on the nights she works. 105 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:27,730 - I punched her boss out last night, he's not gonna give me jack... - Danny, this is important, 106 00:07:27,842 --> 00:07:30,560 I mean, these women are getting screwed by the Vegas establishment. 107 00:07:30,647 --> 00:07:33,322 I need to remind you that I'm now part of the Vegas establishment? 108 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:38,675 Witch is all the more reason to do it, please! Don't mess with my hormones. 109 00:07:40,842 --> 00:07:42,743 Hold my finger. 110 00:07:44,436 --> 00:07:48,846 I got three M.I.T. friends coming in town tonight to celebrate the fourth anniversary of a bachelor party. 111 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:52,460 These guys are like strip club freaks. Even if they begged me I wouldn't bring them here, 112 00:07:52,532 --> 00:07:54,528 and here we are, walking right back into the dragon's mouth. 113 00:07:54,571 --> 00:07:58,373 You may know a lot about babies and stuff Mike, but you don't know anything about pregnant women. 114 00:07:58,431 --> 00:08:01,294 It's impossible to say no to 'em. 115 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:33,582 You got a lot of balls to coming here. I'll pretend you get else and you brought your muscles. 116 00:08:37,074 --> 00:08:41,541 - You blindsided me so, hey... - Okay, okay, so, listen... 117 00:08:42,199 --> 00:08:45,593 We just came by to apologize. We feel bad about the whole thing. 118 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,697 - I got over 2 grand of damages. - Yeah, well... 119 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:53,210 One of your guys bent the frame on my friend's wheelchair, and that's... that's gonna be pretty expensive, so... 120 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:58,546 - Your ruins ain't cheap! - So, ah, why don't we just... Why don't we just call it a wash uh? 121 00:09:00,102 --> 00:09:01,764 Let's have a drink on it. 122 00:09:02,587 --> 00:09:06,415 - It's ten AM. - Okay. 123 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,099 A screwdriver. 124 00:09:12,797 --> 00:09:15,905 Look I... yeah I was wondering, 125 00:09:16,584 --> 00:09:19,627 Would it be possible for Angie to get her job back? 126 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:23,567 I feel bad about her getting fired because of me. 127 00:09:26,889 --> 00:09:29,318 I'll think about it. 128 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:37,520 I was also wondering if... you can see your the way to offering 129 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,861 ... child care to her son on the nights that she works. 130 00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:46,651 Wait, you not only want me to give the bitch her job back, 131 00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:49,109 you want me to pay for the little bastard too? 132 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:50,931 Yeah, something like that. 133 00:09:58,683 --> 00:09:59,861 I'll tell you what... 134 00:10:02,182 --> 00:10:07,157 She can come back, 'cause she's got a world-class ass and I'd sooner have her here than work in some place else. 135 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,058 But the kid is her own problem. 136 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,617 Okay... 137 00:10:20,207 --> 00:10:21,855 What, no breakfast? 138 00:10:21,927 --> 00:10:24,696 - I don't kow what to tell you Dee, that guy is a sleazebag. - It's not right, Danny. 139 00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:26,949 It's not right, these girls should start a union or something! 140 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:29,832 This is a very interesting idea, honey, but I got in late today and I gotta... 141 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:31,899 I'll see you tonight. 142 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:33,826 Delinda...you are looking... 143 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,112 What's up with her? 144 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:39,917 She wants to do something for the strippers of the world. 145 00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,218 Like what? 146 00:10:41,276 --> 00:10:43,951 - Maybe starting a union. - For strippers? 147 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:46,072 - You gotta be kidding. - Why not? 148 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:50,811 - They're strippers, Danny, not migrant workers. - What happened to the sensitive Mike? 149 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:55,872 Okay. Maybe they deserve some benefits, but a strippers union? It's never gonna happen. 150 00:10:56,132 --> 00:10:57,505 Sign it. 151 00:11:19,798 --> 00:11:21,839 Sam! You devil! 152 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:30,670 - I can actually explain why I'm in here... I just... - This is why I love you, and the Montecito. 153 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:36,979 I know, not only do you set me up with some of the craziest "get you freak out" ladies 154 00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:40,952 but you get me a preview of what to expect. This girl is unbelievable. 155 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:45,666 - She... is. - So, uh, so when? 156 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:49,228 - When what? - When do I hook up with this wild child? 157 00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:53,509 - Well, soon. - Alright! 158 00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:14,245 - Happy anniversary! - Four years ago today, baby. 159 00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,785 - Seems like it was just yesterday. - If it was, I'd still be drunk. 160 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:20,665 It was a bachelor party for the ages, And am I worthy of a repeat? 161 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:29,407 - Uh, well, Jason, how's marriage life? - Sometimes it sucks, 162 00:12:29,494 --> 00:12:33,047 and sometimes it doesn't. When are we going to the clubs? 163 00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:35,848 - I get off at midnight. - Oh no, I can't wait that long! 164 00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:38,436 Let's hear your old man, the ladies aren't going anywhere. 165 00:12:38,566 --> 00:12:40,055 Hey baby, I'm... 166 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:44,080 Hi, honey! 167 00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:48,335 - Uh, what is this? - It's democracy in action, Danny. 168 00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:51,313 Today Angie and I called at least one dancer from every club in town... 169 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:54,365 and their feeling is unanymous. 170 00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:57,842 - Okay... - I'm trying to do something for the strippers of Las Vegas. 171 00:12:58,324 --> 00:13:02,622 - Uh, which is what? - Strike. Isn't that right, girls? We're gonna strike! 172 00:13:02,705 --> 00:13:06,887 At exactly midnight, everyone walks off the job, isn't that right, girls? 173 00:13:08,212 --> 00:13:12,287 All the strippers in this town won't go back until our demands are met. Too manies girls! 174 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:16,194 Hey Danny? We could've not done it without your help. 175 00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:19,209 - Wh..., how do you mean? - Well we issued the press release... 176 00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:24,382 saying that Danny McCoy, the Montecito president of operations is behind the strike. 177 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:28,699 And that you're gonna negotiate directly with the club owners. Danny isn't it fantastic? 178 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,785 - Yeah... - Let's give it for Danny! 179 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,535 Thank you Danny! 180 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,202 I love you, thank you for this, I really appreciate it. 181 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,762 Okay, let's talk about the trickle-down economics of what's at work here. 182 00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:48,345 You are messing with a very delicate ecosystem. 183 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,931 Did I ever tell you about the showgirls' strike back in '63? 184 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,488 - Uh, actually you did Larry. - Business went into the toilet. 185 00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:56,122 You can shoot a cannonball down to the Strip and not hit a soul. 186 00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:59,100 Strippers are cogs in a complicated business model... 187 00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:01,796 that keeps the whole city running like a brand new Lexus. 188 00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:03,589 Even Sinatra'd have trouble getting laid! 189 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:06,524 You should never tip with a socio-economic element... 190 00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:09,809 as basic as women who take off their clothes for profit! 191 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:17,296 - This is the worst possible timing. - Did you have any idea? 192 00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:20,211 This is the first stripper strike in the history of Las Vegas! How I suppose to know? 193 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:21,995 - Nobody knew. - We might as well just go home. 194 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,119 - No, c'mon. - Now, wait, wait, wait. 195 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,987 The Club owners are saying that they got new girls already. 196 00:14:27,045 --> 00:14:28,910 So let's give it another shot. 197 00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:30,602 - I'm down for that. - I'm up for it. 198 00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,447 Maybe the scab strippers will be really hot. 199 00:14:32,796 --> 00:14:36,280 Kyler, don't ever say "scab" and "stripper" in the same sentence. 200 00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:38,715 Ever. 201 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,384 Hey, Cooper... 202 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,851 I feel like I should explain this whole strike situation. 203 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,224 Do you think you shoulded've discussed that with me? 204 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:54,671 Why, it just kinda came on suddenly. 205 00:14:54,723 --> 00:14:58,223 I had no idea you had such connections in the world of entertainment. 206 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,247 I don't, but I do know... 207 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:03,423 I do know a few of the girls. I mean, I don't "know" them... 208 00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:05,722 - In the biblical sense. - Yeah. 209 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,093 Well... 210 00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:11,820 - You got to work that out for you. - And you got any advice for me? 211 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,700 You mean after the fact? 212 00:15:16,237 --> 00:15:18,623 Credibility, Danny, 213 00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:21,037 Credibility. 214 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:24,534 Okay. 215 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:27,282 What is that supposed to mean? 216 00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:32,597 - This is so lame, even for you. - Okay, you know what, Sam... 217 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,825 All they do is get naked. Why they need a union for that? 218 00:15:38,464 --> 00:15:40,430 You're welcome. 219 00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:50,673 - You rule Danny! - Thanks Ally! 220 00:15:51,694 --> 00:16:01,901 Hell no, we won't show! Hell no, we won't show! 221 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:04,478 I never would've believed you guys would organize so quickly! 222 00:16:04,486 --> 00:16:08,751 This is our only shot at being taken seriously, if we don't care what we want now, we may never get it. 223 00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:12,424 - Right, yes. - Good turn out we've got all the girls 224 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,950 - Horrible. - I swear to God, one of them looked just like [...] - [...] acne. 225 00:16:17,214 --> 00:16:20,018 I just wanna get very very drunk. 226 00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:28,055 - What are you doing here! - I'm trying to show my friends a good time! 227 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:30,323 You're crossing a picket line! My picket line, Mike. 228 00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,634 Gimme a break, you cannot be taking this thing seriously, Danny, 229 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:35,108 - Wait a minute, why aren't you taking them seriously? - No-one is gonna unionize strippers! 230 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:38,634 - Strippers are people too. - No-one wants your money, get out of here, these girls are not here for you. 231 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,745 - This girls are getting screwed! - If only. 232 00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,267 Why do I have a belly button? 233 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,590 Uhm, well, when you were in your mummy's belly... 234 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,525 - you... - Why can't dogs talk? 235 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:12,252 - Well, because... - Why do Rice Krispies go Snap Crackle Pop? 236 00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:17,698 Uhm, Crackle Pop. Uhm... Well... 237 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:21,223 let's see... Because they're alike! 238 00:17:24,762 --> 00:17:27,030 Don't you go to work every day like mummy? 239 00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:32,564 I get to stay right here with you. 240 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,678 Hey! 241 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:06,699 What are you doing? This is supposed to be a strike, get back to the picket line! 242 00:18:06,743 --> 00:18:09,283 - Hey man, we already paid them. - How much did you pay them? 243 00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:12,101 - A hundred bucks. - How much did you really pay 'em? 244 00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:14,809 A hundred bucks. 245 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:18,667 - Here, c'mon. 246 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:22,093 Hey! Hey! No, that's... that's our money. 247 00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:07,466 I just have a little heartburn. Wow! 248 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:10,790 I'm okay. Thank you for your concern. 249 00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:19,843 - Did you find it? - Oh, I'm still looking. 250 00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:23,110 Listen, I did a very enormous favour for you, so you're gonna do a teeny-tiny one for me. 251 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,513 - I dont' do tiny. - I have this whale, 252 00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,814 he's very important, he's incredibly lonely and you're going out with him. 253 00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:30,703 - What's wrong with him, Sam? - Uh, nothing, he has more money than God and he's not that bad looking. 254 00:19:30,747 --> 00:19:33,552 - [...] - Enchantee! 255 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,126 - You're kiddin'? - What? 256 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,673 He couldn't hit just anymore even if he tried! 257 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,020 - Well, suppose I clean him up? - What you mean? 258 00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:46,617 You know, like, I... uh... take him shopping. 259 00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:50,060 - Make him look worthy. - No way, I have a reputation to give up. 260 00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:54,037 Listen, I would have to remind you that your reputation is currently floating around... 261 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,503 on an X-rated home video? 262 00:19:58,441 --> 00:20:03,716 Without Danny McCoy's support, I don't think we would have gotten the partecipation we needed to make the strike effective. 263 00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:08,175 So tell us why you so whole-heartedly threw your support to these girls. 264 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:12,820 Uh, you know, these are regular people, who work hard, 265 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,429 without benefits, basically a lot of these girls have kids, and, and... 266 00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:20,329 It's just, uh, it just seemed like something that was sort of long overdue. 267 00:20:20,455 --> 00:20:23,130 Do you have a personal relationship with any of these women? 268 00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,051 Uh, well... 269 00:20:25,152 --> 00:20:27,596 You know, Las Vegas is a small community. 270 00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:30,097 I grew up with lot of these girls. 271 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:37,256 Of course. They're gonna stay on strike until all their demands are met. 272 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:40,822 I just wanted to say that, you know, I think you're doing a really good thing with the strike, you know? 273 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,780 - I'm not so sure about that. - Man, this is a working-class town, right? 274 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:47,496 I mean, so basically, we all service the tourist. 275 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,791 Those girls, they deserve the same benefits, and the same respect 276 00:20:50,811 --> 00:20:54,358 as any of us hard working stiffs, no pun intended. 277 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,608 Thank you Terry. 278 00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,222 - I appreciate that. - Got it. 279 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,316 Hey, this is the son of a bitch who ruined our anniversary... 280 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:11,753 - That was a little over the top. - He was drained and disappointed at the Palms. 281 00:21:11,842 --> 00:21:13,672 - Maybe you should've left him there. - I tried. 282 00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:17,390 Hey, you guys just don't get it. Neither one of you is married, right? 283 00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:20,585 - Come here. - Uh, technically no. 284 00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:24,691 Once a damn year we come to Vegas, to play with the strippers, 285 00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:27,366 and have them pay a little attention to us. 286 00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:30,290 - Just a little attention! - And then what happens? 287 00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:33,270 - I'll tell you what happens. - He took them away from us! 288 00:21:33,347 --> 00:21:37,247 Is this what we got to look forward to when we get married? I'm staying single. 289 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,057 Danny, a little help? 290 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:43,038 Gee, has gone the casino overrun? 291 00:21:44,902 --> 00:21:49,268 - Hey, I appreciate you coming up here. - It's not a social visit, Mr. Cooper. 292 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,538 Just Cooper. 293 00:21:51,596 --> 00:21:54,617 Receipts are down in every department in my hotel. 294 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,711 I got a 20% fall off in tea-times all alone. 295 00:21:57,755 --> 00:22:01,679 This is gonna single-handedly ruin our fourth quarter. 296 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,920 - Probably mine too. - I mean, what do you think you're doing? 297 00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:06,195 I'm bowling. 298 00:22:06,239 --> 00:22:09,264 You know what, cowboy? I don't like your attitude. 299 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,397 - What attitude's that? - Come on, let's just calm down, uh? 300 00:22:13,441 --> 00:22:17,099 - You can't even control your own people! - Hey, I'm not gonna tell one of my employees 301 00:22:17,142 --> 00:22:18,877 what to do on their own time. 302 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:23,142 - But the strike is affecting the whole city! - Yes, it is. 303 00:22:23,402 --> 00:22:27,215 - These people have the right to air their own grievances. - This's a waste of time. 304 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:30,150 I told you that when he wouldn't come to us he wouldn't cooperate. 305 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,724 I'm out of here. 306 00:22:32,114 --> 00:22:33,473 This is serious. 307 00:22:33,531 --> 00:22:37,711 We can't let one segment of the labour pool destroy the livelihoods of all the others. 308 00:22:41,072 --> 00:22:43,053 You don't say anything. 309 00:22:54,887 --> 00:22:56,849 Get Danny McCoy up here. 310 00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:00,820 Hi. 311 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:03,305 - Can we talk about our video girl? - Yeah, by all means. 312 00:23:03,493 --> 00:23:06,170 Uh, here's the deal. I'm sorry If I don't like punches. 313 00:23:06,207 --> 00:23:09,363 - Since when did you ever? - Exactly, she's got a problem with your style. 314 00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:11,150 - Meaning? - You don't have any. 315 00:23:11,226 --> 00:23:12,892 But that's okay, cause we can go shopping. 316 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:18,131 - Oh, I hate to shop. - Yeah. Well, it shows. 317 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,411 All right, I tell you what, how about I give you my sizes and you go for me? 318 00:23:22,455 --> 00:23:24,435 - I'll wear whatever you like. - You're still down? 319 00:23:24,479 --> 00:23:29,228 - Yeah, about 1.5 Mil. - Okay, you play. 320 00:23:29,496 --> 00:23:31,057 I'll shop. 321 00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:34,302 You are so lucky to have a man like Danny in your life. 322 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:35,838 I know. 323 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:40,018 - Do you have someone you're seeing? - Not really. 324 00:23:40,076 --> 00:23:43,119 It gets kind of awkward with this little guy around. 325 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:51,242 What do you tell, uh, Danny when someone does stay over? 326 00:23:51,286 --> 00:23:52,832 Oh, I'll tell him he's an uncle. 327 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,498 - So... - What? 328 00:23:58,568 --> 00:24:00,549 Does Danny have... a lot of uncles? 329 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,546 Based on what I do for a living... 330 00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:06,603 not anywhere near what you might think. 331 00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:15,163 - So the strike wasn't your idea. - No, that was Delinda's idea. 332 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,469 She's always had a natural tendency for... 333 00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:20,387 - helping others. - Your better half. 334 00:24:20,705 --> 00:24:23,162 - Yeah. - You'll marry that girl? 335 00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:28,235 - Uh, I don't think that's any of your business. - Hey, I'm just just asking. 336 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:32,326 So, how do you feel about the strike? 337 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:36,370 You know, I gotta say I honestly feel like I'm doing the right thing by supporting these girls. 338 00:24:36,428 --> 00:24:38,351 You're aware of the ripercussions? 339 00:24:38,438 --> 00:24:40,154 The whole town's feeling it. 340 00:24:40,342 --> 00:24:43,089 Well, that kind proves their point, I mean... 341 00:24:43,335 --> 00:24:47,622 If they're having this much effect I think they deserve benefit just like anybody else. 342 00:24:48,707 --> 00:24:51,222 You don't have any credibility. 343 00:24:51,953 --> 00:24:54,629 What does that mean, you said that before... 344 00:24:54,817 --> 00:24:58,590 Well, strippers don't have it, rightly or wrongly people don't take them seriously. 345 00:24:58,637 --> 00:25:00,484 cause they take off their clothes for a living. 346 00:25:00,585 --> 00:25:01,525 Okay. 347 00:25:02,996 --> 00:25:06,521 - So you need credibility. - How do I get it? 348 00:25:07,056 --> 00:25:08,401 I'll give it some thought. 349 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,800 So, you'll go out with him? 350 00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:25,867 Yeah, why not? How's the search coming? 351 00:25:25,954 --> 00:25:27,587 Still looking. 352 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:48,787 You should've stayed out of it, cause now it's gonna really get nasty 353 00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:55,344 Poor Danny, does this feel good? 354 00:25:56,735 --> 00:25:58,646 How's your head, better? 355 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,732 I love Las Vegas. 356 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,980 - Why? - I don't know, I just do. 357 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:08,404 - Can we massage anything else? - Thank you guys, you make me feel a lot better. 358 00:26:08,447 --> 00:26:11,871 Ok, girls, let's not spoil him too much. 359 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,521 Bye Danny, see ya. 360 00:26:15,771 --> 00:26:18,945 Hey, baby? How do you feel? 361 00:26:19,773 --> 00:26:22,666 Boozy. Did you give me something? 362 00:26:22,723 --> 00:26:25,585 No, silly. You got hit in the back of the head. 363 00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:31,638 - So who do you think did it? - That sounded like Angie's boss. 364 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,372 He says he's almost out of business. It'd be perfect if you were the first to go. 365 00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:39,396 - He would be kidnapped into a nicer guy. - Honey? 366 00:26:44,358 --> 00:26:49,084 - So, did you do Angie back in school? - Did I do An..? No, no. 367 00:26:50,725 --> 00:26:53,683 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm absolutely sure. 368 00:26:57,194 --> 00:27:01,123 - I didn't. - No, I know. I was just testing you, 369 00:27:03,264 --> 00:27:06,873 - So it's like one of those... hormonal things? - Maybe! 370 00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,500 Get you soon, 371 00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:19,725 Hey! 372 00:27:22,576 --> 00:27:27,251 Mike. You're depressed. Sex usually helps. 373 00:27:28,155 --> 00:27:30,006 Come on! Share. 374 00:27:32,888 --> 00:27:35,910 You know? My friends are here specifically to go to strip clubs. 375 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,365 - I know, it's unfortunate timing right now. - I feel terrible for them. 376 00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:42,857 They work hard, all year, all they want is to have a good time. 377 00:27:43,002 --> 00:27:45,503 - And they're willing to spend abundant afford. - Really? 378 00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:47,621 - The strippers make a lot of money. - Are you kiddin'? 379 00:27:47,693 --> 00:27:49,847 Some of them make over 200'000$ a year. 380 00:27:49,992 --> 00:27:52,618 Oh my God. I had no idea. 381 00:27:54,687 --> 00:27:59,496 - How much were your friends willing to spend? - Between probably like ten grand. 382 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,943 - Mike? Hi, Piper. - Hi... 383 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,652 - Hey. - Hey! 384 00:28:11,868 --> 00:28:15,018 - How's the hit? - Hard, I'm fine. 385 00:28:15,551 --> 00:28:18,287 You know, this might just be the beginning with these people. 386 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,082 - I'll be okay. - You need a bodyguard. 387 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:24,746 Well, I appreciate your concern, but I don't need any bodyguard, I can take care of myself. 388 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:27,378 Okay. 389 00:28:28,649 --> 00:28:31,236 - How's my credibility coming? - I'm working on it. 390 00:28:31,737 --> 00:28:33,137 You're gonna be at the rally tomorrow? 391 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:38,941 Bye, boys. 392 00:28:43,559 --> 00:28:46,525 Hi Piper. Thank you. 393 00:28:46,656 --> 00:28:49,475 Oh, don't thank me, I do this for Mike. 394 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:53,162 Mostly. 395 00:28:55,621 --> 00:28:58,406 - You forgot this. - Keep it. 396 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,546 Thank you. 397 00:29:15,427 --> 00:29:17,870 - Hey! - Hey. 398 00:29:20,214 --> 00:29:22,777 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 399 00:29:22,921 --> 00:29:24,443 Cheers... 400 00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:31,391 - So what you're drinking? - Protein drink. 401 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:34,969 So our baby will be big and strong, just like daddy. 402 00:29:35,026 --> 00:29:37,223 Let's just hope we won't have a girl. 403 00:29:39,158 --> 00:29:40,748 What if it is? 404 00:29:40,907 --> 00:29:43,414 What do you think about the name Ruby? 405 00:29:43,891 --> 00:29:46,425 Ruby? 406 00:29:46,926 --> 00:29:50,509 Baby, you've been hanging out with strippers a little bit too much? 407 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:54,265 Ruby McCoy. I'll love it. 408 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:56,787 Insecurity it is... 409 00:29:58,389 --> 00:30:00,831 - Where's the little guy? - Playing. 410 00:30:02,077 --> 00:30:05,700 - Are you okay? - Mm-hm. Have you seen this? 411 00:30:08,498 --> 00:30:09,698 Look... 412 00:30:09,828 --> 00:30:12,431 "Lucky Man in the Middle". Are you kiddin' me? 413 00:30:12,488 --> 00:30:15,698 - Good I'm not the jealous type. - Damn it... 414 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:18,297 No benefits, No boobs. 415 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,866 Hi, uncle Danny. 416 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,422 Are you okay? 417 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,448 - Are you okay? - I guess you played a little football? 418 00:30:51,794 --> 00:30:55,201 - No, not football. - Oh, oh, thanks Cooper. 419 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,082 You know, Danny, I work for a living, so 420 00:30:57,096 --> 00:30:59,742 I'm not gonna be able to follow you around the whole time. 421 00:30:59,881 --> 00:31:01,307 So... 422 00:31:05,688 --> 00:31:08,063 Danny... McCoy. 423 00:31:08,639 --> 00:31:11,294 Carmen is going to look after you for a while. 424 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,466 - So you're a... - Bodyguard. 425 00:31:13,532 --> 00:31:15,584 I trust you now see the need for a while. 426 00:31:16,302 --> 00:31:18,844 How the hell that she became a bo... a bodyguard? 427 00:31:19,104 --> 00:31:22,430 I'd tell you about it, but then I'd have to kill you. 428 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:28,230 Okay, I'm gonna get back to work. 429 00:31:31,549 --> 00:31:34,974 - What, you're just gonna follow me? - Carmen is very discrete. 430 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,142 You won't even know I'm there. 431 00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:38,706 I don't know about that. 432 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,067 Oh, hey, listen, one of my... 433 00:31:46,211 --> 00:31:48,958 - Who's this? - Uh, uhm, my bodyguard. 434 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,375 Right, one of my high-end ladies says that her and her friends won't sleep with any of my whales. 435 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:55,605 - until the strippers get a contract? - Okay, that's not exaclty the kind of support... 436 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,616 - the girls are lookin' for, so... - Don't be ridiculous, 437 00:31:57,674 --> 00:32:00,192 you know that strippers are a naked lap dance away from being hookers. 438 00:32:00,248 --> 00:32:04,108 - This is business we're talking about. - Listen, I can't go go out with your whale tonight. 439 00:32:04,832 --> 00:32:06,032 - Tell me you're kidding. - I don't. 440 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,519 I'm stripping for Mike's friends again, I made 4 grand last night. 441 00:32:08,577 --> 00:32:10,367 - In like five minutes! - What? 442 00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:15,009 I know, it's crazy, but I spend all day long says everybody else's need, and when I strip 443 00:32:15,037 --> 00:32:18,196 I'm in complete control. I can make the men do whatever I want. 444 00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:20,592 It's so pathetic for them, but it's so therapeutic for me. 445 00:32:20,635 --> 00:32:23,172 - Right, I'll double the 4 grand. - What? 446 00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:25,977 Our whale saw your performance in "Felon kinky love", he's dying for you. 447 00:32:26,038 --> 00:32:27,802 You lied to me and then you pimp me out? 448 00:32:27,830 --> 00:32:31,134 Oh, I'm sorry, you made a sex tape, and you're a stripper, and now you're offended? 449 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,413 You are so evil, Sam! 450 00:32:42,768 --> 00:32:44,289 - Hey, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 451 00:32:44,347 --> 00:32:45,725 - You don't look okay. - I'm fine, dude. 452 00:32:45,783 --> 00:32:46,527 You sure you're fine? 453 00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:49,328 - Yeah, yeah. - Don't you worry about that, it's just national television. 454 00:33:01,992 --> 00:33:05,200 So you have a wild catch strike We got a work out on Las Vegas, 455 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:08,777 but it's not your typical strike because we're talkin' about strippers here. 456 00:33:08,984 --> 00:33:11,831 That's right, strippers. Their spokesperson is the president... 457 00:33:11,918 --> 00:33:15,893 of the Montecito Resort and Casino, Danny McCoy. 458 00:33:16,009 --> 00:33:20,317 So, Mr. McCoy, can you tell us what the strippers are up to get out the strike? 459 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,753 Well, I guess, they... What they're lookin' for is respect. 460 00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:28,771 Yeah, right. But let's speak honestly, they're strippers, what do they want? 461 00:33:29,812 --> 00:33:33,008 Well, respect, in... in... in... 462 00:33:33,124 --> 00:33:35,824 - Say something. - It is interesting, because... 463 00:33:35,910 --> 00:33:39,800 - Uh... - Say, something, Danny. Say something! 464 00:33:39,856 --> 00:33:43,214 You know, yeah, they uh... There's a lot of... 465 00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:46,915 We're talkin' about healt care, retirement benefits, the usual arguments? 466 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,862 Yeah. No, not exactly, 467 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,591 This is, this is, something that I believe, has... has been... 468 00:33:54,790 --> 00:33:56,922 sort of brewing for... 469 00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:00,663 long, I mean, long time. 470 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,456 - And I think that, you know... - Oh my god, I'm gonna freak. 471 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:07,453 - I mean, when we think of all the people that actually.... - I'm not following you, Mr McCoy. 472 00:34:11,304 --> 00:34:14,537 Okay, you uh, It's true that... uh... 473 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:20,077 these women have no health care, no child care, no insurance, no retirement benefits. 474 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,609 And that's wrong. 475 00:34:21,739 --> 00:34:26,450 - But I think that it all starts with respect - Exactly... exactly! 476 00:34:27,721 --> 00:34:30,052 You know, from the club owners and from the customers. 477 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,746 But how do you respond to people who say that the strippers don't deserve the respect like 478 00:34:33,818 --> 00:34:35,394 the regular working people? 479 00:34:35,503 --> 00:34:37,723 Well, I would say to those people that... 480 00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:42,317 strippers are a fact of life, and that uhm... 481 00:34:42,702 --> 00:34:44,233 You know, they're not going anywhere. 482 00:34:44,335 --> 00:34:48,016 Look, in a modern sense, these women are really pretty innocent when it comes right down to it. 483 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:52,802 They're entertainers, and entertainers have been unionized for years, so why not them? 484 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:56,332 Look, I'm about to be a father. 485 00:34:56,433 --> 00:35:01,073 And, if I'll have a daughter, I would... you know, I'm not saying that I would want her to be... 486 00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:04,414 - a... an exotic dancer but... - Well, would you? 487 00:35:08,303 --> 00:35:12,861 No, not exactly, but there will come a time when she has choose for herself, and... 488 00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:19,110 you know, if she does choose that line of work, I would want her to have equal value. 489 00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:22,196 Because this is America, and... 490 00:35:22,312 --> 00:35:28,673 everybody has the right to life, liberty, and... and... the... 491 00:35:30,235 --> 00:35:32,837 happiness! The pursuit of happiness! 492 00:35:35,525 --> 00:35:36,855 Semper Fi. 493 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,439 Buddy! Yeah... 494 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:49,700 Naked people, more colds, no insurance. 495 00:36:01,634 --> 00:36:05,252 - I never thought it would get this far. - Onestly, neither did I. 496 00:36:11,153 --> 00:36:13,533 Oh, sorry. It's my bodyguard. 497 00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:17,250 Dude, you're surrounded by gorgeous women, this is unfair. 498 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,113 You should see my house, I got strippers stacked up. 499 00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:24,084 Why is it that when you're unattached, you can't find a soul to go out with, 500 00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:26,553 but the minute you have someone, women are coming out of the woodwork. 501 00:36:26,597 --> 00:36:29,893 I guess that's some kind of sick law of nature but actually I'm... 502 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,347 I'm okay with it. 503 00:36:32,881 --> 00:36:34,543 - Hey. - Hi. 504 00:36:34,982 --> 00:36:35,994 I'm your credibility. 505 00:36:36,051 --> 00:36:39,406 Ladies and gentleman, we have a very special guest with us this morning, 506 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,434 She is Nevada State Senator Allison Greenberg, a former stripper! 507 00:36:50,428 --> 00:36:53,554 Ladies and gentleman, I put myself through law school 508 00:36:53,637 --> 00:36:58,148 by stripping right here in Las Vegas, 25 years ago. 509 00:37:00,546 --> 00:37:07,705 What you have done today is unprecedented. The strike is a national story, about equality, 510 00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:10,731 for all people in the work place. 511 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:16,155 And I also have an announcement to make, 512 00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:22,290 I'm officially throwing my hat into the race for the governor of the State of Nevada. 513 00:37:26,825 --> 00:37:32,452 I'm truly lucky to have as the chairman of my fund raising committee 514 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:36,949 the new owner of the Montecito, Mr A.J. Cooper, 515 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:40,492 who as encouraged my candidacy from the beginning. 516 00:37:40,685 --> 00:37:44,113 Thank you all very much and please, don't forget to vote! 517 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:51,327 - I got a feeling, you just got used by Cooper. - Why do you say that? 518 00:37:51,466 --> 00:37:57,322 Why, he might have given your strike more credibility but he's also just gotten his candidate a lot of press. 519 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:02,492 Well, I think that you can call that multitasking. 520 00:38:04,071 --> 00:38:06,075 It means doing more than one thing at a time. 521 00:38:08,434 --> 00:38:10,149 - Multitasking. - Aah! 522 00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:13,341 Alright everybody, let's dance. 523 00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,245 - Anything interesting? - It could be a card counter. 524 00:38:26,268 --> 00:38:28,385 - Hi Mitch. - Uh, Cooper, this guard. 525 00:38:28,414 --> 00:38:29,975 Yeah, I know this is a good one. 526 00:38:30,097 --> 00:38:32,100 You know that strip club, Bare Elegance? 527 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:41,158 - Uh, yeah, I've heard of it. - I guess a couple of our guys got in a fight there recently? 528 00:38:43,236 --> 00:38:47,093 - Uh, yeah, I can explain, we... - I just bought it. 529 00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:51,385 It's mine, as of tomorrow, so... 530 00:38:51,577 --> 00:38:55,469 So, I'll negotiate with the Union the day after and then anyone else will have to follow. 531 00:38:56,563 --> 00:38:58,240 - So that means... - The strike is over. 532 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,601 Congratulations, Danny. 533 00:39:04,293 --> 00:39:07,086 - So, you've ever been in the strip club business? - No. 534 00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:10,803 Don't know a spit about it. But then again, I never ran a casino, either. 535 00:39:13,037 --> 00:39:16,818 I do know this: we'll get the best girls in town because they're all out of work. 536 00:39:19,654 --> 00:39:22,596 I don't know what to say, but that guy's a lot smarter than I tought. 537 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,453 He meant to do that. 538 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,335 Did he just buy that club? 539 00:39:28,003 --> 00:39:29,420 Smoke alarm. 540 00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:33,701 - Hi... Hello. - Hey. 541 00:39:34,690 --> 00:39:37,341 Uh, I have... just a little bit of bad news... 542 00:39:38,188 --> 00:39:40,443 - She won't go out with you. - Why not? 543 00:39:40,472 --> 00:39:42,335 She's changed her mind. 544 00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:46,441 Look, she's uh, besides being a sexual deviant, she's... 545 00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:50,215 - flaky this one. - Well, I only care about the deviant part. 546 00:39:51,877 --> 00:39:53,435 I think you're better off, personally. 547 00:39:53,497 --> 00:39:56,618 You know, I've heard that's stupidity can be contagious... 548 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,313 - Lady in red? - Yeah. 549 00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:02,122 - No, wait a minute, I'm not talkin' about her. - Uh... what you mean? 550 00:40:02,559 --> 00:40:04,579 Sam, didn't you watch the tape? 551 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:10,086 I... I tried, you know, I was just afraid she might do something really disgusting... 552 00:40:10,136 --> 00:40:12,348 and I'd be reminded of it every time I looked at her... 553 00:40:12,421 --> 00:40:14,763 She was only a supporting character. 554 00:40:17,843 --> 00:40:19,679 I'm talking about that one. 555 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:25,968 - This one? - Yeah, she's the academy award nominee. 556 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,137 Gimme just a second. 557 00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:56,408 - And the strippers? - Not one inside. 558 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:59,525 I never thought I'd said this but, thank God! 559 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,152 Thank you. 560 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,440 What's this? 561 00:41:11,527 --> 00:41:15,821 It's your own personal live-in lap dancer. 562 00:41:16,334 --> 00:41:17,837 Really? 563 00:41:24,626 --> 00:41:26,083 So, uh... 564 00:41:27,037 --> 00:41:29,172 What's this lap gonna cost me? 565 00:41:30,473 --> 00:41:33,670 - Everything you got. - So... 566 00:41:48,993 --> 00:41:51,046 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 567 00:41:51,096 --> 00:41:55,646 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50203

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