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You said you'd marry Joey?
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Okay, you have to realize,
I was exhausted, I was emotional.
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I would have said yes to anybody.
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Like that time
when you and I got married.
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I'm not helping.
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So you said yes to him,
and you just had our baby?
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That is right. And traditionally,
the daddy gives the mommy a present.
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But I am prepared to let that go.
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So when I came here to see if you
wanted to maybe start things up again...
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...you were engaged to my best friend?
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Well...
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Really?
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I thought Chandler
was your best friend.
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- Well, Chandler's my oldest friend.
- Mm-hm.
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- Joey's my... No! Uh-uh!
- Ah.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hey, I'm gonna take off.
I just wanted to say goodbye.
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Rachel said she'd marry you?
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This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks.
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I don't want to be negative. So I'll say
most of the signs you bought are good.
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No, they ran out of "It's a Girl!"
But I can fix this one.
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- See? Huh?
- Mm.
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So sexy.
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- Honey?
- Yeah?
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[MUMBLES]
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- Honey, why don't you lie down?
- It's okay.
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Ross and Rachel will be back soon,
and then I gotta go to the office.
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Am I producing them?
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- Why are you so tired?
- I couldn't sleep last night.
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I started worrying about this big
divisional meeting I have today.
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The more I worried,
the more I couldn't sleep.
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You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall
asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep.
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But if I fall asleep now,
I'll get five hours' sleep."
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No matter what I did,
I couldn't fall asleep.
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You know what you should've done?
Told yourself that little story.
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- Hi.
PHOEBE: Hey.
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- Welcome home.
RACHEL: Hi.
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Phoebe did the signs.
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Oh, you guys, thanks for doing this.
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- Look at all that stuff people sent.
RACHEL: Oh.
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Oh! Ha, ha.
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Oh, my gosh. Look, there's something
every mother needs.
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A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up
the entire apartment.
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What are people think...?
Oh, you guys, I love it.
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Hey, so, uh, where's Ross?
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Uh, he's downstairs getting the stuff
out of the cab.
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- Uh, is he still mad at us?
- Well, you more than me.
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But he can't stay too mad at me.
I mean, I just had his baby. Ha, ha.
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That's not fair. I can't do that.
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I'm not sure you should be here
when he comes up.
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I didn't think I should be here either.
But somebody said he'd be over it.
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Hey, what do I know?
I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
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The numbers we're seeing in Chicago,
New York and London are solid.
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But many of our field offices
have reported disappointing yields.
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Boston is down. Atlanta is down.
Houston is down.
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I could go on and on.
But instead of boring you...
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...I'll go straight to my 42-point plan.
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Walter.
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PHOEBE:
She's just so cute.
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Oh, I just want to bite her ear off
and use it as a sucking candy.
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RACHEL:
Mm-hm.
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Phoebe. Ha, ha.
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But I could take one of those little feet
and put it in a pita pocket.
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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- Okay. I put most of the stuff away.
- Oh, great. The pacifiers?
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- Uh, it's in the, uh, cupboard.
- The, uh, burping cloths?
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- Uh, linen closet.
- The diapers?
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In the hospital.
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Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy.
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No, I, uh, left the diapers
at the hospital.
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There's some in the bag,
but I'll run out and get some more.
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All right, thanks. Oh, could you stop
at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
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- Oh, sure. What kind?
- Um, let me think.
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What do I want?
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Please, take your time.
It's an important decision, not like...
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...say, I don't know, deciding to marry
someone. This is about a muffin.
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- Blueberry.
- Blueberry it is.
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Thank you.
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- Wow, he's not letting this go, is he?
RACHEL: Unh.
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God, how long do you think
that's gonna last?
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I don't know. He got over the
"We were on a break" thing quickly.
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You know what,
I can't worry about it right now.
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- Because I've got the cutie little baby.
MONICA: Hmm.
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Oh. I can't believe how much I love her.
I mean, I can't get enough of her.
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Like, right now? I miss her.
I actually miss her.
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You know, that's her?
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Oh, God, look at her sleeping.
Oh, I love her so much.
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- I think I'm gonna wake her up. Ha, ha.
- Oh, Rach, no.
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You know, you're never
supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
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Well, I can do whatever I want.
I made her.
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Come on, little girl.
Oh, yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi.
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[EMMA CRYING]
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Well, I would say I told you so,
but she's kind of doing that for me.
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I'm sorry. Oh, Mommy's so sorry.
Go back to sleep. Shh, shh, shh.
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Go back to sleep.
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- Oh, it breaks your heart, doesn't it?
- Oh, it really does.
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How long do you think
we have to stay?
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Okay, if everyone's on board,
it's settled.
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Chandler?
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- Chandler?
- Yeah.
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McKENNA:
Are you on board?
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Yes.
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Well, then problem solved.
Chandler will run our office in Tulsa.
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You're gonna love Oklahoma.
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[EMMA CRYING]
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All right. We already tried feeding her,
changing her, burping her...
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Oh, try this one. "Go back in time
and listen to Phoebe."
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- All right, here's something.
RACHEL: What?
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It says to try holding the baby
close to your body...
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...and then swing her rapidly
from side to side.
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Okay.
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[CRYING STOPS]
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It worked!
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[RACHEL EXCLAIMS
THEN EMMA GAGS]
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Oh. No. Just stopped to throw up
a little bit.
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Oh.
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[EMMA CRYING]
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Oh. Mon, what am I gonna do?
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It's been hours,
and it won't stop crying.
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- She, Rach. Not it. She.
- Yeah. I'm not so sure.
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- Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind.
- Yeah, no kidding.
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All right, this just proves no good
can come from having sex with Ross!
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Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple
of blueberry muffins to go?
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- Diapers, huh?
- Yep.
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So I guess Rachel had your baby?
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- Yep. Can you believe it?
- Nope.
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I can't even believe
she slept with you in the first place.
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Huh?
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Oh. Oh. You, ha, ha,
mean, like, uh...
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Huh?
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Hey.
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I know you're pissed at me,
but we have to talk about this.
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Uh, actually, uh, we don't.
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Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically,
I didn't even do anything wrong.
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What? You didn't do anything wrong?
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- I said I didn't technically.
ROSS: Okay.
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Let's put aside the fact
that you "accidentally"...
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...picked up my grandmother's ring and
you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
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Can I just stop you there
for a second?
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When people do this:
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I don't really know what that means.
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[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
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You were saying?
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And I could even understand
that you couldn't tell Rachel.
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But why couldn't you tell me, huh?
You had all day to, and you didn't.
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I know. I should've.
"I'm sorry."
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Not using it right, Joe.
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[WHISPERS]
Oh. "I'm sorry."
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- I'm gonna go.
- No, come on.
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- Ross, we have to get past this.
- Give me the bag.
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No, I don't know what else to do.
I said I'm sorry, now...
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Now you should scream at me
or curse me or hit me.
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- I'm not gonna hit you.
- You'll feel better. I'll feel better.
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[ROSS SIGHS]
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You know you want to,
I can see it in your eyes.
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- No, I don't.
- A little bit.
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- No.
- Little bit.
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- No.
- A little bit more.
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- Give me the bag. Give me the bag.
- No, hit me. Hit me.
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- Give me the bag. I'm not kidding.
- Hit me.
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- No.
- Hit me. Hit me. Hit me!
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[SHRIEKING]
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- You ducked!
- I'm sorry! It was a reflex!
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- Oh, my God! This really hurts!
- I couldn't help it.
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When a fist comes at your face,
you duck. Look.
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[GRUNTS]
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What is the matter with you?
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You were supposed to duck!
Why didn't you?
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Let's talk on the way to the hospital.
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Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there,
they can check your reflexes.
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Oops!
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[EMMA CRYING]
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- Try feeding her again.
- I already fed her.
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I know. That's why I said, "Again!"
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You guys,
we can't turn on each other, okay?
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That's just what she wants.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Monica, can I talk to you outside?
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Just stay here. I'm gonna check her
diaper. Pheebs, you wanna come?
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Oh, I'm kind of part of this.
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Actually, it's a husband-and-wife
kind of thing.
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I knew I should've married Chandler.
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MONICA: Okay, what's up?
- Okay. Um, ahem.
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You know we said it would be fun
to move to Paris for a year?
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And you could study French cooking,
and I could write...
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...and we could picnic along the Seine,
and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
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You know how people say
that Tulsa...
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...is the Paris of Oklahoma?
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What? Who says that?
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People who have never been
to Paris?
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- Well, what's going on?
- We're moving to Tulsa.
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[MOUTHS]
Oh.
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- Excuse me?
- Okay.
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Ms. McKenna, she kind of,
uh, works above my boss...
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She asked me to move to Tulsa and
be president of our office there.
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And I was sleeping
and apparently said yes.
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- Tulsa, Oklahoma?
- The Sooner State.
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Whatever that is.
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Chandler, I don't even want to see
the musical Oklahoma.
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"Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin"'?
"Surrey With the Fringe on Top"?
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Are you trying to tell me we're moving
to Oklahoma or that you're gay?
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All right, not that this matters, but did
they at least offer you a huge raise?
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No. But they are going to lease us
a Ford Focus.
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- I'll get out of it.
- Thank you.
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[EMMA CONTINUES CRYING]
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- What is wrong with Emma?
- Oh, she misunderstood.
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She thought she was moving to Tulsa.
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Ma'am, uh, do you have a minute?
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I kind of have some bad news.
I don't think I can move to Tulsa.
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- What?
- Uh, it's a funny story, actually.
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Ha, ha. Ahem.
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Um, I kind of fell asleep
in the meeting this morning.
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So when I said I'd move to Tulsa,
I didn't really know what I was saying.
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You fell asleep?
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But only because I was up all night
worried about this meeting.
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Isn't that funny?
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Irony. Not a fan? All right.
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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]
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See, here's the thing.
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I went home and told my wife
about Tulsa, and she won't go.
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See me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven.
Tulsa is Italy.
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Please don't make me go there.
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- Chandler, I...
- No, no, no.
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Look, Carol. Can I call you Carol?
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Why would I
when your name is Elaine?
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Sorry. Oh!
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What a great picture of your son.
Strapping.
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That's a picture of your daughter,
isn't it?
230
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,749
Well, she's lovely.
I like a girl with a strong jaw.
231
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,754
I'll call you from Tulsa.
232
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,803
Hey. So, uh, how is it?
233
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:52,432
- I broke my thumb.
- Your thumb?
234
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,146
That's weird.
Are you sure you're punching right?
235
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,440
Make a fist.
236
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,484
Maybe later.
237
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,570
Ross, I feel terrible.
238
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:10,033
You know what, you can go.
I just have to, uh, fill out some forms.
239
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,623
You, uh, want me to help you with that?
240
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,627
Why, does it look like I'm having
trouble with my misshapen claw?
241
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,049
Name?
242
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,511
No, I know Ross.
But what's it short for?
243
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,722
You know, like Rossell.
244
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,682
Or, uh...
245
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,143
Or Rosstrophor.
246
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,436
Just Ross.
247
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,271
Oh.
248
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,522
It's pretty.
249
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,694
- Okay, date of birth?
- You know my birthday.
250
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,780
Sure.
251
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:53,451
May... tember?
252
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:58,957
- October 18.
- Occupation? Dinosaurs.
253
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:05,964
Actually, I'm a paleon...
Dinosaurs is fine.
254
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,049
The drawing is not.
255
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,637
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
256
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,057
All right. Uh, who do you want
as your emergency contact?
257
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,269
- Uh, Rachel, I guess.
- Okay. Relationship?
258
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,105
Ooh, boy, this could take a while.
259
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,442
Just, uh...
260
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,861
- Just put roommate.
- Come on.
261
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,363
You guys are more than that.
262
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,448
- You're gonna get together, right?
- Ahem.
263
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,659
I don't think that we are.
264
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,913
But you two are supposed
to be together.
265
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,375
Well, I thought so too.
But then she said she'd marry you.
266
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,086
Come on, Ross,
that didn't mean anything.
267
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,798
She'd just had the baby. She was
all freaked out about doing it alone.
268
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,343
- She would have said yes to anybody.
- Yeah, that's what she said.
269
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,805
- So?
- So I don't want to be just anybody.
270
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,601
- Wow.
- You know what?
271
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,855
It's better this way anyway.
272
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,064
[SIGHS]
273
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,443
I don't know what I was thinking,
going down that road again with us.
274
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:13,865
It's just much easier if we're
just friends who have a kid.
275
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,408
- Really?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:20,204
- And you're okay with that?
- Yes. That's what we always planned.
277
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,832
And if you have a plan,
you should stick to it.
278
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,335
That's why they call them plans.
Hello? Ha, ha.
279
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,673
I'm fine.
280
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,384
Hey, for what it's worth...
281
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:38,014
...with Rachel, I don't think
you'll ever be just "anybody."
282
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,099
Hey, there you go.
283
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,394
"Thanks."
284
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,692
[EMMA CRYING]
285
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,446
Oh, my God.
How long has she been crying?
286
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,948
- About a week and a half.
- Oh.
287
00:17:56,116 --> 00:18:00,787
Well, it looks like you guys got it
under control, so I'm just gonna go.
288
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,458
No? Really?
Misery really does love company?
289
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,001
All right.
290
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,252
[RACHEL GRUNTS]
291
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,256
- Try holding her a different way.
- Look, I'm doing the best I can.
292
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,593
- Anyone else is welcome to try.
- All right, I'll try. Fine.
293
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,012
- Yes. Okay.
RACHEL: Okay, here you go.
294
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,931
- Okay.
RACHEL: Oh, gosh.
295
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,140
Shh.
296
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,476
Nothing works with this child!
297
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:28,356
Oh, God, what am I gonna do, you guys?
I can't even comfort my own baby.
298
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,317
- I'm the worst mother ever.
- No, you're just new at this.
299
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,487
You'll get better. Think about
your first day at work.
300
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,281
That couldn't have been easy,
but you figured that out.
301
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,786
Yeah, I don't think dressing
provocatively is going to help me here!
302
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:46,124
- Oh, God, just please take her.
- Okay, I'll take her. Come here.
303
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,376
RACHEL:
Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.
304
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:52,088
- Okay.
- I have to go scream into a pillow.
305
00:18:55,884 --> 00:19:00,263
Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby.
306
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:05,351
Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby.
307
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,103
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
308
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,688
[CRYING STOPS]
309
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,314
[PHOEBE GASPS]
310
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,692
Have I gone deaf?
311
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:20,992
It worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby, baby.
312
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,828
You must be a fireball in bed!
313
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:30,418
I can't believe it. She's asleep.
I got her to go to sleep.
314
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,627
Oh.
315
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,880
I have actual magical powers.
316
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,426
I can hear traffic and birds.
317
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,137
I can hear the voices in my head
again.
318
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,722
[PHOEBE CHUCKLES]
319
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,183
I'm kidding.
320
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:52,023
Oh, my God!
You got her to stop crying!
321
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,360
Yes, I did. I'm Monica, super aunt.
322
00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,865
- You are the official baby-crier stopper.
- Yes, I am.
323
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:05,161
- Oh. You're never leaving the apartment.
- Say what?
324
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:09,749
That's your new job, day or night.
She starts crying, I need you here.
325
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,711
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Thankfully, you don't need me at all.
326
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,049
So okay. Hey, super aunt?
See you later. Ha, ha.
327
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,719
Rachel?
Let's give it six to eight months.
328
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,181
[DOOR CLOSES]
329
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,350
Oh.
330
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,314
Okay, so listen,
I'm gonna go lay down.
331
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,274
What?
332
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,486
The book says whenever
she's sleeping, I should be sleeping.
333
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,321
So...
334
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,241
[MOUTHS]
Thank you.
335
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,496
- Hey.
- Shh.
336
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,917
- We just got her to go to sleep.
- Oh, so there can't be any yelling?
337
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:55,836
No.
338
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,967
We're moving to Tulsa.
339
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,927
- What?!
- Shh. Shh.
340
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,303
- Chandler...
- Shh.
341
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,972
Shh!
342
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,932
[WHISPERS]
I can't... I can't hear.
343
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,943
- Hey.
- Hey. Where have you been?
344
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,861
[RACHEL GASPS]
345
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:24,407
- What happened to you?
- Uh, I had a little thing with Joey.
346
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,867
If you think this is bad,
you should see him. Ha, ha.
347
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,913
Oh. No, Ross, this is not good.
348
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,208
We have to talk about this Joey thing.
Please sit.
349
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,212
[ROSS SIGHS]
350
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,091
All right, you have got to get over
this Joey thing.
351
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:47,638
Okay? I never really wanted
to marry Joey, okay?
352
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,641
Okay.
353
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,146
You know what I really, really want?
354
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,317
What, Rach?
355
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,945
I wanna sleep.
356
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:08,909
I wanna eat.
I wanna take a shower.
357
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,705
I mean, before she wakes up,
and we gotta do this all over again.
358
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,335
- Right.
- I mean, because I got news for you.
359
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,546
Emma: Not easy.
360
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,676
- Well, that's what I'm here for.
- Mm-hm.
361
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,845
[EMMA CRYING]
362
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,724
- You want me to get that?
- No, that's really okay.
363
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:36,228
- Monica?
- Got it, got it, got it, got it.
364
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,451
Uh, I've been thinking about this.
And I gotta tell you, it's not my fault.
365
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,412
- It's a natural instinct.
- What are you talking about?
366
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,457
Okay, what would you do if I did this?
367
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,515
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