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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:05,421 Here's to love! 2 00:00:05,446 --> 00:00:06,656 To love! 3 00:00:06,681 --> 00:00:08,679 Congratulations, you assholes! 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,639 I don't need you... to do anything, thank you. 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,877 - I just had a little... - What? What, darling? 6 00:00:13,902 --> 00:00:15,361 ...miscarriage. 7 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,994 Unless you can find a way to stop this horrendous wedding. 8 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:21,039 You come in showing off about your miscarriage, 9 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,199 like you didn't even want the one you had. 10 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,839 What was that? 11 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,239 It wasn't a fox, was it? 12 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:28,869 Hi! Oh! 13 00:00:28,894 --> 00:00:31,596 - How do you two know each other? - Oh, we are partners. 14 00:00:31,621 --> 00:00:33,359 I didn't want my husband's baby. 15 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,839 It's like a goldfish out the bowl sort of thing. 16 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,494 Oh, my God, Claire, I love your hair! 17 00:00:38,519 --> 00:00:40,386 If it didn't want to be in there, it didn't want to be in there. 18 00:00:40,411 --> 00:00:42,370 Something wasn't right. 19 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,639 Uh, I've changed my mind about the wedding. 20 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,839 I can't let them down like that. 21 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,879 I leave tomorrow, so... 22 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,120 I can't have sex with you, because I'll fall in love with you. 23 00:00:50,145 --> 00:00:52,708 And if I fall in love with you, I won't burst into flames, 24 00:00:52,733 --> 00:00:54,972 but my life will be fucked. 25 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,655 What? 26 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,465 Mm. 27 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,970 What are you thinking? 28 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,200 I just... 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,800 Come on. 30 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,320 - I just... - Come on. 31 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,000 I just can't believe you did that. 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,880 I know. 33 00:01:53,176 --> 00:01:55,010 _ 34 00:01:55,042 --> 00:01:57,247 - So good to see you! - We're over the moon. 35 00:01:58,341 --> 00:02:00,519 - Good to see you! Who was that? - Love the shirt. 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,919 - Is this the, um... - Don't! 37 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,960 It'll come off. 38 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,439 Thank you. 39 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,879 What's happening with the priest? 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,523 - Oh, hi. - Oh! 41 00:02:09,548 --> 00:02:10,759 Nothing. 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,490 Ooooh! So good of you to come and get me! 43 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:15,279 - Get you? - See me! 44 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,959 - Hi, Jake. - Where's Claire? 45 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,359 Just there. 46 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,119 Your dad's just down there. 47 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,639 Nice skirts. 48 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:27,139 Do you need me to say anything emotional about today? 49 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:29,294 - No, no. We're good. - I think we're all right, thanks. 50 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:30,757 Do you want tequila? I'm going to get one. 51 00:02:30,782 --> 00:02:32,217 - Hi. - Hi! Nice to... 52 00:02:32,242 --> 00:02:33,999 How was Klare? 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,679 Well, he's crazy about me. 54 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,808 - So, that's a nightmare. - Nightmare. 55 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,679 He's back to Finland today, anyway, which is good. 56 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,865 - It's fine, it's totally fine. - Sounds like it's fine. 57 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,263 It is. 58 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,519 It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? 59 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,119 I'm afraid so. 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,399 This is my very interesting friend Daniel, who's deaf. 61 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,439 I picked him up at a student gallery opening. 62 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,679 Utterly fascinating. 63 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,039 Can't hear a thing, 64 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,683 but is a fabulous physical communicator through hands and lips. 65 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,363 Oh, I love that! 66 00:03:04,808 --> 00:03:08,599 And this is my extraordinary friend Francine, she's a lesbian. 67 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,607 And this is Asif, my bisexual, Syrian refugee friend, 68 00:03:12,632 --> 00:03:14,163 who you haven't actually met yet, darling. 69 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:17,462 And, Asif, this is, um... 70 00:03:17,856 --> 00:03:19,655 Oh, my God. 71 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,290 This is... this is... 72 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:25,255 God, how extraordinary. I just, I always call you darling. 73 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,120 This is the love of my life! 74 00:03:30,037 --> 00:03:31,439 Hi. 75 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,119 Is there somewhere I can put this? 76 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,036 We said no presents! Oh, you're such a sweetheart. 77 00:03:36,061 --> 00:03:37,799 She's a natural rule breaker. 78 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,479 Not today! 79 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,657 Ah, well I've been trying to get rid of it for ages. 80 00:03:41,682 --> 00:03:43,602 Oh! 81 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,599 Thank you. 82 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,999 I'm going to open it over a bin, 83 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,960 so I've got somewhere to put the paper. 84 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,240 Um, come with me! 85 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:00,021 Uh, are you short on staff or where, do you need me, or...? 86 00:04:00,046 --> 00:04:03,759 No, I just wondered if you had a little show planned? 87 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,719 - What? - Well, you normally do. 88 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,844 And I wondered if there was anything 89 00:04:07,869 --> 00:04:10,319 I might need to know about, that might happen later? 90 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,639 No. 91 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,839 Good. 92 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,279 Well, let me know if you change your mind. 93 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,799 Because today is the most important day of my life 94 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,639 and I love your father very much. 95 00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:22,476 And I imagine you'd rather have me 96 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,079 looking after him in the years to come 97 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,919 than having to do it yourself. 98 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,840 So... no more miscarriages. 99 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,759 It's worth a lot. 100 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:43,800 So... 101 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,160 Thank you. 102 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,200 I'll go and put her straight back on her shelf. 103 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,719 Do you know, I often thought it strange that of all my pieces 104 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,279 you chose to take her. 105 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,480 Why? 106 00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:05,385 She was based on your mother. 107 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,240 So nice to have her back in the house. 108 00:05:21,456 --> 00:05:24,019 - Oh! Oh, God. Fuck, you're here. - Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus. 109 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:26,439 I thought you were a fox. You're not. 110 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,679 No, are you? I didn't know you were... 111 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,919 No, no, I'm fine, sorry. 112 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,839 No, I just didn't want to, I'm practising the homily. 113 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,501 - How's it going? - Not good, not good. I can't, I can't... 114 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,440 You look lovely. 115 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,039 Thank you. So do you. 116 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,159 Wait till you see me in the full shebang, you're going to lose 117 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,920 your fucking mind. 118 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,968 We just need to get through this bit and then we can... 119 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,575 - We can... - Yeah. 120 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:03,294 - Better get changed. - Yeah, good luck. 121 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,519 Oh, my God. 122 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,599 What? 123 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,839 - You have lipstick all over... - Oh, fucking hell. 124 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,653 That would not look good, has it gone? 125 00:06:21,678 --> 00:06:22,999 Where? 126 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,959 Oh, fucking hell. 127 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,839 I don't know, I don't know... 128 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,240 Oh, I don't know what this feeling is. 129 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,079 Is it God or is it me? 130 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,520 I don't know. 131 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,280 I don't know. 132 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,880 Fuck you, then. 133 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,839 Where's your priest? 134 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,919 I don't know. 135 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,719 You okay? 136 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,999 Yes, well, um... 137 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,762 I hate my husband and the man I love is on his way to Finland, 138 00:07:07,787 --> 00:07:09,655 so pretty weird. 139 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,550 Oh! Way to upstage the bride! 140 00:07:12,575 --> 00:07:14,239 Tried my best. 141 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,934 Cute dress. 142 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:19,359 Oh, look. Woooo! 143 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,808 This is our very chic priest. 144 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,239 Oh, good, I was aiming for chic. 145 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,826 - It's particularly good around the... - Thank you. 146 00:07:24,851 --> 00:07:27,279 - Father, you remember Martin. - Hey, how you doing, man? 147 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,519 Bit nervous, Martin. 148 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,079 - And you know Jake. - Yes, hello, Jake. How are you? 149 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,407 And this is my very interesting friend Lucy, 150 00:07:33,431 --> 00:07:34,655 who is a surrogate. 151 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,475 - Hello. - Oh, weird. 152 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,407 And this is my unstable step-daughter, 153 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,239 who's had a miscarriage. 154 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,910 - Nice to see you again. - You too. 155 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:43,199 But you knew that, you were there. 156 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,279 It was my miscarriage. 157 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,607 What? 158 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,080 It was my fucking miscarriage. 159 00:07:50,974 --> 00:07:53,319 Yes, I thought you'd find that funny. 160 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,607 How interesting. 161 00:07:54,632 --> 00:07:56,965 She was just covering for me. 162 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:58,144 What, we were pregnant? 163 00:07:58,169 --> 00:08:00,847 - For a few weeks, yes. - It was my baby? 164 00:08:00,918 --> 00:08:02,104 Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage? 165 00:08:02,129 --> 00:08:03,319 No, sorry. 166 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,964 Wait, what the fuck is going on here?! 167 00:08:04,989 --> 00:08:06,519 I-It was, it was my baby? 168 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,199 I guess it was your baby's way of saying 169 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,527 it didn't want you as it's father. 170 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,594 Like a goldfish out of the bowl sort of thing. 171 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,580 Ohh! 172 00:08:15,605 --> 00:08:16,956 Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage, 173 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:18,578 could you take it to the kitchen, please? 174 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,519 No! Don't follow me, Jake. 175 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,840 Oh, and this is over. 176 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,639 You're leaving me. 177 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,959 - No, no, no. - Yes! 178 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,039 Are you drunk? 179 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,599 - Yes. - Are you sober? 180 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,239 A bit. Could you just fuck off? 181 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,341 - Oh, absolutely not! - Okay, no, no. I'm staying right here. 182 00:08:48,776 --> 00:08:49,895 I want you to leave me. 183 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,706 Listen to me, I just, I have... 184 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,999 I think he has a little speech. 185 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,559 ...I have a little speech that's building here. 186 00:08:55,560 --> 00:09:00,359 Now, I know you look at me and you see a bad man with a big beard. 187 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,359 You are an alcoholic and you tried it on with my sister. 188 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,719 Fine. 189 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,936 I tried to kiss your sister on her birthday. 190 00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:08,741 My birthday! 191 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:12,248 Fine! I mix up birthdays and I have an alcohol problem, 192 00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:14,639 just like everyone else in this fucking country. 193 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,359 But I am here and I do things. 194 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:21,079 I pick up Jake up from shit, I make dessert for Easter, 195 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:25,079 I organise the downstairs toilet, I fired the humming cleaner. 196 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,479 - You enjoyed that. - I hoover the car. 197 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,959 I put up all your certificates 198 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,705 and I don't make you feel guilty for not having sex with me. 199 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:34,239 I am not a bad guy! 200 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,519 I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault. 201 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,719 Some people are born with fucked personalities. 202 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,039 Look at Jake. 203 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,124 He is so creepy, it's not his fault! 204 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:47,879 Why the bassoon!? 205 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,512 You want to know what the bassoon is!? 206 00:09:49,537 --> 00:09:51,747 It's a cry for help! 207 00:09:55,920 --> 00:10:00,000 The main fucking problem here is that you don't like me. 208 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,079 And that has been breaking my fucking heart for 11 years. 209 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,533 I love you. 210 00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:12,093 I make you laugh. 211 00:10:12,118 --> 00:10:13,999 I'm a douche, but I make you laugh. 212 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,640 You said that that was the most important thing! 213 00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:28,529 I think the thing that you hate the most about yourself 214 00:10:28,554 --> 00:10:31,320 is that you actually love me. 215 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,461 So, I am not going to leave you, 216 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:45,440 until you are down on your knees begging me. 217 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,960 Please, leave me. 218 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,000 Oh, man. 219 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,320 I didn't think you'd do that in that dress. 220 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,840 Right. Well... 221 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,726 I guess the only thing left for me to say is... 222 00:11:25,281 --> 00:11:26,492 Fuck you. 223 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,203 Fuck you. 224 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,959 What have you done with him? 225 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,759 - Who? - Your father. 226 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,039 The wedding is about the start and no-one can find him anywhere. 227 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,879 - Um... - Can you do something? 228 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,079 Please. 229 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,360 Please. 230 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,000 Please! 231 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,440 - Garden. - Upstairs. Okay. 232 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:38,840 Dad? 233 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,258 Dad. 234 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,760 I can't get out. 235 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,069 Okay, Dad, you can. 236 00:12:51,094 --> 00:12:52,687 I can't! It's a trap. 237 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:53,819 I'm stuck. 238 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,561 - No, Dad... - I just, there's nothing I can do. 239 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:56,936 ...everyone will understand. 240 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,519 Just give them all a bottle to take home. 241 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,599 Honestly, they, they'll be relieved. 242 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,719 My foot... is stuck. 243 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,159 Oh. 244 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,519 Everyone will understand? 245 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,680 Um... 246 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,320 W-Will you help me, please? 247 00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:16,328 - How is it stuck...? - J-Just help me get it out. 248 00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:18,100 I'm gonna be in so much trouble. 249 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,303 What are you doing up here? 250 00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:22,794 I... I just remembered that I'd left a... 251 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,115 a friendly mouse trap up here a few weeks ago 252 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,263 and I hadn't checked it. 253 00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:30,404 And I just wanted to make sure that one little chap hadn't got, uh, 254 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:33,560 trapped in it and was, uh, was suffocating up here. 255 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,439 I think I've worked out what we need to do. 256 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,759 Let's... Let's do it. 257 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,800 Do it. 258 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,759 Darling. 259 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,119 I'll do it if you tell me why you're up here. 260 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,239 Just one honest answer. 261 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,639 I... What, what? I, I don't think... 262 00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:58,104 One full sentence. 263 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,441 I was checking on the mouse. 264 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,400 Dad? 265 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,368 Do you want to make a run for it? I can smuggle you out 266 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,840 - in one of mum's dresses. - You would, as well. 267 00:14:15,946 --> 00:14:18,586 Look, I-I know she's not... 268 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,400 ...everyone's cup of tea. 269 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,039 And neither are you, darling. 270 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:32,150 I mean, I'm sorry, I love you, but I'm not sure that I like you... 271 00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:33,642 All the time. 272 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,399 Sorry. 273 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,920 Hey, you created this monster. 274 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,969 You're not the way you are because of me. 275 00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,359 I know. 276 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,773 You're the way you are because of her. 277 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,880 And it's those bits that you need to cling to. 278 00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:55,239 Right, can you get my shoe out? 279 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,799 I just want you all to be proud of me. 280 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,479 We are proud of you, Dad. 281 00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,470 You have two daughters who love you, 282 00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:04,593 even if you don't like them. 283 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,884 I like Claire. 284 00:15:06,909 --> 00:15:08,880 Jesus, Dad! 285 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,799 Thank you. 286 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560 Okay. 287 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,826 Come on. 288 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,042 I-I don't think I can. 289 00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,359 Come on. Buck up. 290 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,960 Smiles, charm, off we go. 291 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,839 I think you know how to love better than any of us. 292 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,982 That's why you find it all so painful. 293 00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:45,598 I don't find it painful. 294 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,239 They're there. 295 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,080 Okay, go, go, go, go. 296 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,008 Okay, Dad. 297 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,258 No, no, no. Stay with me. 298 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,480 Stay. 299 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,553 Darling! 300 00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:39,139 Oh, sorry. 301 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,519 Good afternoon, everybody. 302 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,759 Thank you for coming today, to celebrate the love between 303 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,359 these two very special people. 304 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,156 Before we start, uh, Jake has asked to play another piece 305 00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,289 on his bassoon. 306 00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,075 I can't do this reading. 307 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,264 - Don't do it. - What? 308 00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:08,728 I'll do it. 309 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:11,378 - You go and get him. - I can't go and get him. 310 00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:13,704 - Why not? - It's too late. 311 00:17:13,729 --> 00:17:15,839 I can't leave my father's wedding. 312 00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:18,657 He's called "Klare" for God's sake 313 00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,667 and he's already at the airport, anyway. 314 00:17:20,692 --> 00:17:22,091 Well, there you go. 315 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,399 Is it running through the airport kind of love? 316 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,820 I'm not going to the airport. 317 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,656 - He'd think I was insane. - Yeah. 318 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,501 - I'm just saying... - The airport. 319 00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,712 How would I even find him? 320 00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,718 You can't get through security without a boarding pass. 321 00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:34,830 - No, I wasn't suggesting... - I'd have to buy a dummy ticket 322 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,159 just to get through the gate. 323 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,479 I don't know when his flight is or which terminal. 324 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,790 Imagine if I knew that. 325 00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:42,319 Imagine him finding out I knew all that. 326 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,822 Imagine if he was just in Boots buying a pair of tweezers 327 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:47,101 in Terminal 5 and suddenly I was there, 328 00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:48,319 "Hello, Klare." 329 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,697 Yeah, okay, that would be intense. 330 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,760 The only person I'd run through an airport for is you. 331 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,033 Thank you, Jake, for that beautiful bassoon piece. 332 00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:06,639 Uh, written especially for today. 333 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:09,039 I believe it's called... 334 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,838 "Where's Claire?" 335 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,034 I think what you guys are doing is amazing. 336 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,120 Sorry. 337 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,319 Oh! Fuck me. 338 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,559 I'm sorry, didn't get much sleep last night. 339 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,652 So, it turns out it's quite hard to come up with something 340 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,550 original to say about love. 341 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040 But I've had a go. 342 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,640 Love is awful! 343 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,559 It's awful. 344 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,040 It's painful. It's frightening. 345 00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,799 Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. 346 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,295 Distance yourself from the other people in your life. 347 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,039 Make you selfish. 348 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,399 Makes you creepy! 349 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,479 Makes you obsessed with your hair. 350 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,159 Makes you cruel! 351 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,298 Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! 352 00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,879 There's something wrong with your priest. 353 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,959 It's all any of us want and it's hell when we get there! 354 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,080 So, no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own. 355 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,445 I was taught if we're born with love, 356 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,639 then life is about choosing the right place to put it. 357 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,119 People talk about that a lot. 358 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,399 It "feeling right". "When it feels right it's easy." 359 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,120 But I'm not sure that's true. 360 00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:31,472 It takes strength to know what's right. 361 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:43,584 And love isn't something that weak people do. 362 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,240 Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. 363 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,240 I think what they mean is... 364 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,920 ...when you find somebody that you love... 365 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840 ...it feels like hope. 366 00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:17,959 Go out the side way, now. 367 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,812 So, thank you for bringing us all together here today. 368 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,393 To take words from this book of love, 369 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,323 be strong and take heart, 370 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,240 all you who hope in the Lord. 371 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,032 Um, let's get on with the big bit. 372 00:21:00,038 --> 00:21:02,479 Oh, there you are. 373 00:21:02,534 --> 00:21:03,814 Hi. 374 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,130 Fuck it. 375 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:26,585 Thank you. 376 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,680 And thank you. 377 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,007 Oh, the, uh, the priest is looking for you. 378 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,944 Oh? 379 00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:41,710 Don't break his heart. 380 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,774 - Oh, thank you so much. - Hiya. 381 00:21:46,798 --> 00:21:48,921 - Oh, are you leaving? - Oh, actually, well, 382 00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:50,485 I thought you were... 383 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,312 - I was changing. - Oh, yeah. 384 00:21:52,337 --> 00:21:54,639 What do you do? Do you get the, get the bus or...? 385 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,719 Yeah, I get the bus. 386 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,359 - On the road? - Just on the road. 387 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,788 - I go on the bus. - Cool. 388 00:21:58,813 --> 00:22:01,499 - Well, bye, my daughter. - Okay. 389 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,444 Bye, Father. 390 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:06,339 Bye, Father. 391 00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:08,748 - Goodbye. - Bye. 392 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,183 You nailed it. 393 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,948 They always lie, it'll magically come in a minute. 394 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,040 Yeah. 395 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,479 They're really into each other, those two, it's nice. 396 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,682 They really pulled it off. 397 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,800 Was your sister okay? 398 00:22:50,824 --> 00:22:52,534 - She seemed a bit on edge. - Yeah, she... she had to run off... 399 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:55,118 - ...to a work thing. - Wow, dedicated! 400 00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,735 Addicted. 401 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,900 It's God, isn't it? 402 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,080 Yeah. 403 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,480 Damn. 404 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,520 Damn. 405 00:23:31,015 --> 00:23:33,086 You know, the worst thing is... 406 00:23:34,844 --> 00:23:36,907 ...that I fucking love you. 407 00:23:41,473 --> 00:23:43,020 I love you. 408 00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,004 No, no, don't. 409 00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,909 No, let's just leave that out there just for a second on its own. 410 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,880 I love you. 411 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960 It'll pass. 412 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,987 - This bus is not magically coming. - I think I'll walk. 413 00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:27,741 Okay. 414 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,469 Uh, see you Sunday? 415 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,031 I'm joking. You're never ever allowed in my church again. 416 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,276 I love you, too. 417 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,720 Okay. 418 00:25:25,183 --> 00:25:28,195 ♪ I just kept hoping ♪ 419 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,559 ♪ I just kept hoping ♪ 420 00:25:31,642 --> 00:25:33,999 ♪ The way would become clear... ♪ 421 00:25:34,064 --> 00:25:35,609 He went that way. 422 00:25:39,521 --> 00:25:42,620 ♪ I spent all this time ♪ 423 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,026 ♪ Trying to play it nice ♪ 424 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,339 ♪ I found my way here ♪ 425 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,829 ♪ See, I've been having me a real hard time ♪ 426 00:25:57,915 --> 00:26:00,707 ♪ But it feels so nice ♪ 427 00:26:00,778 --> 00:26:04,301 ♪ To know I'm going to be all right ♪ 428 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,361 ♪ So I just kept dreaming ♪ 429 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,526 ♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪ 430 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,947 ♪ It wasn't very hard ♪ 431 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,775 ♪ I spent all this time ♪ 432 00:26:26,861 --> 00:26:30,188 ♪ Trying to figure out why ♪ 433 00:26:30,281 --> 00:26:33,375 ♪ Nobody on my side ♪ 434 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,936 ♪ See, I've been having me a real good time ♪ 435 00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:44,741 ♪ And it feels so nice ♪ 436 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:48,611 ♪ To know I'm going to be all right ♪ 437 00:26:50,103 --> 00:26:53,384 ♪ Yeah, if I wanted to ♪ 438 00:26:53,440 --> 00:27:01,297 ♪ I'd be all right ♪ 439 00:27:01,391 --> 00:27:06,391 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 30955

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