All language subtitles for Eating Out 2 Sloppy Seconds (2006)

[Man]
Coming!

I'm coming as fast
as I can!

Hey!
What's up, man?

What's up, dude?

Sorry, I'm late.

No problem.

So, I'll go get
my suit.

You bring
the spare board?

Oh, bro, no, I didn't.
I forgot it.

But you know what?

I got something
else you can ride.

Aw, dude,
I got you all wet.

Maybe we should get you
out of those clothes, bro.

Dude...I got
a girlfriend.

Does she know you
mess around with dudes,

or are you just
some big closet case?

Maybe you're confused.

Or maybe you like
playing confused.

I-I don't know.

[mocking]
I don't know what I am.

You're so sexy
when you stammer.

You're good.

Yeah.

I play confused.

Don't get me wrong.

I'm straight.

Mostly.

[panting]

No, rip open my shirt.

Sir, yes, sir.

Strip.

[scoffs]
Amateur.

[moaning]

[grunts]
Less teeth, more tongue.

This is how you do it.

[moaning]
Oh, that feels so good.

God, I love your tits.
[Woman]

I want to eat
your tits all day.
Stop calling them tits.

Stop calling them tits.
I love your tits.

Stop calling them tits!
Sorry.

I love your breasts.
I want to fuck

[moaning]
Shane, sweetie...
your breasts.

Are you having
that gay fantasy again?

Honey, it's not you.

It's...
Well, it's you.

What's wrong if I want
to see a little boy-on-boy

Nothing, I guess,
if you're a gay man.
in the bedroom?

Close enough.
But you can't expect me

to go gay every time
you want to have sex.

I don't want you to be gay,
just...gayer.

So, you want me
to get it on

with another guy
in front of you?

Well, in front of,
on top of, yeah.

Gwen, I'm not gay.
I'm not bi.

I'm a heterosexual breeder.

And if you can't accept that,
then we probably shouldn't

How can you be
so homophobic?
be dating.

You're ridiculous.

Oh, don't even think
you're breaking up with me.

I'm breaking up with you.
Huh?

I've sat in millions
of bedrooms

and listened
to millions of boys

tell me they're leaving me
for the pole.

I'm not going to sit here
and have one leave me

What?
I'm leaving you, Shane!
for pussy!

Go not suck
all the dick you want!

And you keep laying
that pride parade march
Yeah?

Gay-basher!
Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits!
right on through your crotch!

Crazy fuckin'
doesn't know what she wants--

[sighs]

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

Fag.
I wish!

I told you this
was gonna happen.

That's all you've said
from day two:
I know, Kyle.

"You're too hot, Marc.
You're gonna leave me."

You weren't right, Kyle.

Your puppy-dog eyes
and goofy charm turned me on,

How could I believe it
when you flirt with everyone?
but you wouldn't believe it.

I don't flirt with everyone.

I just...like making friends.

Well, did you have to
befriend every member

and Alpha Gamma Testes?

God, it's like
you're only happy

when you think
you can't have me.

I wouldn't be jealous
if you went out and made

See? I'm too boring
for you.
some hot friends.

You want a boyfriend
who's all social

with confident,
sophisticated
and hangs out

Hey, Sebastian.
Who's this?
guys like...him.

Who are you?
He's here

I'm supposed to be
your emotional support.
for emotional support.

But you're too emotional.

[moaning]

Fags.

So, what, it's been about...
[smacking lips]

five days since
you last jerked off?

Wow, you're good.

[chuckles]

Thanks, Eric.
That was fun.

No. Thank you, Teri.

Tiffani.

And I think this is yours.
[spits]

Well, have fun fucking
his puppy-dog eyes

and goofy charm.

I hope someday you can see
past everything you don't like

and realize we had
something special.
about yourself

Wow. That was Hallmarky,
Marc, even for you.

[scoffs]

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

[sighs]

Okay, just because
we used to date the same loser

doesn't mean we have to be
all cunty to each other.

You're right. Truce?

Oh, I'm s--

[whimpering]
What's wrong?

I just...

I don't want to be
a slut anymore.

I want a boyfriend.

[sobbing]

I just really wish Caleb
was still here.

Is that the heterosexual
you were trying to sleep with?

No. Well, yes.

He was my roommate
who I used to want.

Your roommate dumped you?

No, my boyfriend dumped me.

My roommate isn't here
to help me through this.

So, is your roommate the gay one
or the straight one?

You're not listening to me.
My boyfriend's gay,

and not just that,
he's the hottest gay

Honey, you're gonna make it
with plenty of hotties.
I will ever make it with.

Mom, it's not even that.
He's gonna find a new boyfriend

You are not
going to be alone.
first, and I'm gonna be alone.

There are plenty
of rainbow fish in the sea.

Ha-ha.
Plenty of cocks in the henhouse.

Mom!
Plenty of freshmen ass

Ew, Mom!

Kyle, I am
really trying here.

I know, Mom. Thanks.

Do you have any idea
what it's like to be a gay man

My God,
you have no idea.
trapped inside a woman's body?

Well, there's, like,
five gay men trapped inside me,

and they're all greasy
and having sex with each other

and just trying
to fuck their way out.

Send me an X-ray.

Why are you being
all Fiona Apple?

I broke up with Shane.
He's single?

Hands off, cock-monger.

[laughs]
I'm kidding.

What is it with straight guys
and their aversion

I just got dumped.

What is with gay guys
wanting to suck

Yeah, I heard.
I'm so sorry.
everyone's dick?

Sorry you're a psychopath.

I say this with
my trademark sweetness,

but you do know that Marc
was the best thing that will

Hey, I'm a catch.
Says who? Your mom?
ever happen to you?

Other people do, too.

I just...

I just want to hear
"I love you"

instead of "Take it,
you tight little snatch."

Hi, Mr. Thompson.
Tiffani.

Oh, I love your pastel
paisley halter

with the chiffon
inlet overlay.

My wife has one
just like it.

[mouths words]
Okay, class.

Fingertips.

I don't know how many of you

are sick to death
with still life,

but if I see another fruit,
I'm gonna have a hissy.

I think it's time
that we tried something
[apple thuds]

a little more...dangerous.

[door opens]
Class,

meet Troy.

[laughing]
[door closes]

Ta-da!
[chuckling]

Troy's going to model
for us today.

Nude.

Troy is a veterinarian major

who has just
moved here, fresh,

from a little town
in Illinois known as--

Oh, Troy.

[chuckling, muttering]

Troy from Troy.
[laughs]

My parents didn't want me
to forget where I was from.

How rustic.

He's got an accent.
He looks like

baling hay
and milking things.
he spent his life

He looks like sex.

Well, um,
Troy from Illinois.

[laughing, muttering]

Uh, whenever you,
uh, feel inspired.

[laughing]

I, uh...
[clears throat]

So, uh, where
do you want me?

On my face.

[stammers]
Right here on my desk.

And, uh, we'll get you in, um,
several different positions.

Missionary,
reverse cowgirl, 69.

Chalks to paper!

Oops.
[giggles]

Dropped it.
Guess I'll just ha--

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Permit me.

I wouldn't want you

to ruin anybody's art
by moving.

Hi.
[giggles]

Nice to meet you.

Same here.

Okay. I'm just...

Okay.

I want to hit that
harder than Ike hit Tina.

Oh! I want
to be wrapped in his arms

I want to see him
get it on with his
forever and ever.

You think he's gay?

Does Whitney
want crack?

[gasps]
Hey, there!

I didn't recognize you
without your penis.

I had to leave it there.
School property and all.

I'm Gwen.

The girl with the big boobs
is Tiffani.

The guy with the small pe--
I'm Kyle.

Troy.

From Troy.
Illinois.

[clears throat]
Oh, are those your drawings?

Yeah.

This is mine.
That's Kyle's, and Tiffani's.

I've never drawn one before,
so I figured

that I would
just focus on it.

Well, you're very generous.
I'm a giver.

Aw, this one's incredible.

Thanks.
You just spoke to me.

Are you an art major?
No.

She's undeclared, which is
practically the same thing.

Well, you should be.

How'd you get into
nude modeling?

Well, I grew up
in the country,

and no one's around,
so I just go naked a lot.

Then I bought a Webcam.
I'm so Googling you.

When I moved here,
I found I can get paid

I was like, "Sign me up!"

Next stop, porn.

How much does that ass
of yours bring in?

Oh, 50 bucks a class.
Porn pays way better.

Yeah, I'd just as likely do it
for a case of beer or weed.

Ah, noted.
When did you move here?

A couple weeks ago.
All by your lonesome?

Yeah.
I'll bet it was great.

Start over where no one
knows your name.

You can do anything you want
with whomever you want.

I guess.

Kind of miss my mom.

Oh, so you're close
to your mom?

I miss both my parents,

but there's something
about a mom, you know?

A boy needs none other
than the love of his mother.

Yeah.

Hey, we were gonna
go grab some coffee.

Ah, I got to get home.
But thanks for the offer.
You wanna come?

Maybe some other time?
Someone waiting for you

Uh, my roommate.

He's secretly
in love with me.

I'll see you in class.
Keep up the good work.

Oh, keep up the good penis!

[Man]
Stop the spread of faggotry.

I totally thought
he was a 'mo

till he made that lame
straight-guy joke.

He's an enigma
fucking a riddle

I love being single.

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

But spreading
is my favorite thing.

I'll be praying for you.

[Gwen]
Hold that pose.

Would you boys do me a favor
and just sit there for a minute?

Or 20?

But I want him
out of here in five.

What's her story?

I, uh, used to flirt
with this one,

but we never did anything
'cause I wasn't available.

So we're going to make up
for lost time.

[door opens]

Man whore!

[door closes]
[sighs]

Lucky bastard.

[Kyle]
See that guy over there?

The studly rack of meat
or your loser ex-boyfriend?

The meat rack. Marc pre-cheated
with him and with a couple

He pre-cheated?
It's this thing that gays do.
of other guys, too.

The moment their relationship
starts getting a little rocky,

they start lining up
replacement sex partners.

The second they're single,
it's, "Hey, remember me?

Your boyfriend's
far too creampuff
You want some head?"

I didn't say he cheated.
He pre-cheated.
to cheat.

God, you're paranoid.
I know how his mind works.

If I were hot enough,
I'd do the same thing.

I guess it's over.

Look what I found!
Hey.

Troy!
Nude guy!

So, Troy, the three of us
are falling behind in art class,

Do you have
a preference?
and we were wondering...

Uh...

[coughing]

See? It works.

Now take off
your clothes, damn it.

This is kind of weird.

No. Come on.
We're just gonna draw, really.

So, did you leave someone
special back home?

Nope.

That's probably good.
Yep.

I've always wondered
what it would be like

I mean,
what did you do for fun?
to live on a farm.

Mostly, we'd just drive around
the strip on weekends

or-- or throw parties
in some field.

I always liked the idea
of being out among all

getting fucked
in a rainstorm,
the nature,

getting fucked
in a tractor,

getting fucked in a...

[laughs]
Can't say I did all that.

Well, where did you
get fucked?

Regular places.
Bed.
I don't know.

My car.
In the ass?

Excuse me?

Oops. I mean,
boys or girls?

Uh...

Uh, I'm sorry. If you don't
want to talk about this...

No, it's-- it's okay,
I guess.

Girls,

mostly.

[gasping]

Why? Does that freak you out?
Oh, honey, no.

I'm what they call a fag hag.
So you are gay, then.

I am...
I'm not gay. It's just...

Well, all kinds of people
hit on me,

so I just kind of
go along with it.

What the hell
does that mean?

I like it.

I mean,
we're all just people.

Just bodies
with organic needs.

So, did you ever
have a girlfriend?

What about boyfriends?

Well, I-- I had
this really close friend

But I never done much
with a guy before,
in high school.

'cause I want to get married
and have kids.

Not that gay guys can't,
'cause they can.

It's just...

I don't know.

Being gay just seems
like so much work.

First, you have to
tell everyone.
Amen, sister.

And then
there's rejection.
That's no fun.

STDs.
If you're lucky.
You're never hot enough.

There's this group--
Coming In.

I kind of wanna go
check 'em out, 'cause I

The antigays?
Ex-gays.
think they might fix me.

Just like you, Kyle, right?
What?

What?
Kyle used to be gay.

[gasps]
You two should hang out,

swap stories.
[nervous chuckle]
get to know each other,

You're an ex-gay?

[Kyle]
Well...

You're, like, my idol.

I totally just wanna get inside
of you and learn everything.

Uh...

Oh, my God!

You two are together, right?

Yes. Yes.
Yeah.

We are boyfriend
and girlfriend.

God, I knew it!

You're always together,
but I wasn't sure.

It must've been the...
The fact that I act so faggy?

And you're
really straight now?

As a cucumber.

God! No wonder I felt
so comfortable with you two.

How long you been together?
Uh...

a few months.
Yeah.

And it's true love.
Open up, my little sex monkey.

[nervous laugh]
[forced laugh]
Oh! Oh, God!

You're comfortable
that he used to...

Smoke sausage?

You know, we've all got
skeletons in our closet.

His are just more well hung.
And how's that going for you?

Well, how do you think
it's going for him?

Yeah. Yeah, she's awesome.

Oh! He especially loves
my titties.

Breasts!

So, what are the meetings like?

Oh, uh, you know, I've never
been to this chapter.

Oh, my God. Would you do me
the biggest favor?
I don't--

You have to take me
to one of these meetings.
Of course I'd do you...

You could be, like,
my-- my sponsor or whatever.
There's one tomorrow.

You know, honey, do it.

It might do you some good
to renew your vows

Not that he doesn't
ride me every night.
to heterosexuality.

[chuckles]

Uh, okay.

It's a date!
[chuckles]

I'll be right back.
I have to go use the head.

What the hell
just happened?

We just got you laid
by Troy from Illinois.

You made me into an ex-gay.
Those are my least

Grow some nuts.
Do you think
favorite kinds of gays.

remotely interested
in you if you were
he would've been

Listen to me.

I don't have a chance
in this godforsaken world

of wrapping my lips
around his 40 acres and a mule,

So you're saying
he'll let me have sex with him
but you do.

You heard him.
You'll be his new
ause I'm not gay?

Since you're straight,
you'll get to hang out
close friend.

You'll support him
in all those straight
with him.

until, eventually,

all his repressed passion
explodes!

Right down
your throat.

This is sick.
You're both sick!

You think it could work?

Damn!

Hey.

No way.

I'm so nervous.
It's okay.

You'll be fine.

What are you doing?
Straight-male bonding.

[chattering]

Hi.

[Men]
Hi.

I'm Octavio.
[Man]

Introductions lead
to conversations,
Octavio.

lead to invitations
of intercourse

I'll do the introducing.

What the hell do you want?

Oh, uh...
We want to join.

I find that hard to believe.

Maybe we should leave.
God believes me.

Well, I did pray for you.

I know.

Spooky.

I'm Jacob Buchanan,
Coming In president.

This is Derek, Allan,
Roy and, uh...

Violet.

Violet.

Well, I'm Kyle, and...
Troy.

[all]
Hi, Troy.

Hello, Kyle.
[Jacob]
Hi.

what we're all about here,
right, at Coming In?
You do know

Well, yeah, but he
doesn't need to be here.

He's a success story.
[nervous chuckle]

Kyle's renouncing
his sexuality?

What's going on?
Are you sitting down?

Now, who'd like to speak first?
Okay, I will.

I have some great news
that is gonna change

I have been asked
to present
all of our lives.

the new ad campaign
for Coming In National.

The board of directors,
including my mom,

and if they like
my presentation,
is gonna be here next week,

which they will,

you're gonna see my posters

in high schools
and college campuses

across the nation.

"Homo no more.
Stop the spread of faggotry."

Now, I need you to repeat
this slogan to every student

"Homo no more" is gonna become
a national catchphrase.
across campus.

Like,
"Can you hear me now?"

Yeah, only more clever.

So, let's have a testimonial.
Who wants to start?

I sucked a dick.

Shut up.
Are you serious?

Like a fox.
That's fabulous.

What was it like?
Details.

Yeah, yeah.
Well, tell us how it

Well, I got really trashed

at the Up With Jesus kegger,

and this skinny guy

with dyed black hair
and lipstick

asked if I wanted
to do one of those

They started playing
My Chemical Romance,
upside-down keg shooters.

Downed half the keg,
and before I knew it, we were
so I took that as a sign.

choking on his dick,

my makeup smearing,
I'm about to puke.

It was great.

I watched porn.

Straight porn.
And I made sure

so I wouldn't focus
on his, um...
it was Ron Jeremy,

Yeah.
Yeah.

And it was hot.

Good. Good.

Allan, how are
things going with, um...

Was her name Leslie?

I think so. Yeah.

Uh, we went on a date.

And what happened
on this date?

We went to this cute
little Italian restaurant.

Service was great.

No. No, no.
I meant physically.

Oh, well, um,

after dinner,
we went back to her dorm.

Were you nervous?
Oh, yeah.

Turned on?
Well...

I'm trusting at some point
you got turned on, right?

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

[chuckles]

Totally...turned on.
Rock hard.

Tell me about that.

Uh, um, let's see.
[chuckles]

We sat on her bed,

and she showed me
this photo album she had

of this Japanese internment
camp she had visited.

And we were balancing
the book on our legs,

and her knee
grazed my knee,

and that kind of
got me going.

And then?

Then?

She jumped
on top of me.

Really?

And, uh, I let her
kiss me and stuff.

Good! Good.
Now, did she go for second base?

Run her hands up and down
your smooth chest

A little.

Might not count.
Why don't you show me?

Like...this, I guess.

[Jacob]
But never the nipples?

On this date,
did you think about men?
No.

No. No.
Never?

What about
your locker room fantasy?

Thrusting jockstraps,
towels snapping at your ass.

I never said anything
about towels.

Well...

next week's assignment--

and I'm holding you to this--
is third base.

But what about the girl?

Leslie?
Yeah, Leslie.

Shouldn't I respect her
and stuff?

She's not gonna get pregnant.

All I'm asking for
is one finger...

[swooshing sound]
in her bush.

So, I'm fascinated to hear
your guys's stories.

I'm not ready
to talk yet.

But, uh, Kyle here
has got a hottie girlfriend,

and they can't keep
their hands off each other.

You...have a girlfriend?
Mm-hmm.

And you used to be gay?
Yeah.

Well, why don't you
tell us, Kyle,

what brought about
this amazing change?

Uh, my story...

Just speak from the heart,
like Jesus would.

Well, I was...

pretty much born gay.

Mom said
my first sentence was,

"Get those boobs
out of my face," so...

Anyway, uh,
I lived the gay lifestyle

and I dated
a lot of guys.
for a while,

A lot...of guys.

Just mens
and mens and mens.

I mean, they were calling me
all the time.

"Kyle, please have sex
with me. Please!"

I was so popular.
[Jacob] But then it began

See, you realized that gays--

they're not interested
in getting to know you.

No, as soon as you put out,
they vanish,

and then they never
call you back when they say

because they're out
with some stud
they're gonna call you back,

when they say
they should be in class!

I wouldn't say that.

Well, then, what exactly
would you say, Kyle?

What brought about
this amazing transformation?

Well, I got fed up

with the men
and the sex and the fun,

the music
and the apple martinis.

And just when
I didn't know what else to do,

an angel from heaven above
flew into my life.

A sexy 52-24-48 angel
named Tiffani.

Is Tiffani a rhinoceros?
Size doesn't matter.

What matters is,
is that I fell in love,

Oh, stop.

But what about the sex?

Oh, it's a piece of cake.
I just say, "Kyle,

"take everything you love
about Reese Witherspoon

onto this girl
who wants to be with you."
and project it

And now I can't get enough.

That's incredible.

Yeah, 'cause you seem
really gay.

Not anymore. I'm telling you,
there is nothing

like the smooth, wet,
porcelain lips of the vagina

spreading and enveloping me,

squeezing against
the head of my dick

And that's nothing

compared to what it feels like
to eat her out

and lap up
all those fresh juices.

[coughing]

[snaps fingers]

Well, we look forward
to seeing you both again.

Well, we both look forward
to coming.

With girls.
A little ex-gay joke.
� ["Hallelujah Chorus"]<

Jesus now
will be keeping

Hey! Stop the spread
of faggotry.
an eye on you.

[Man]
Fuck off, man.

That was fun!
That was nerve-racking.

Yeah, you were sweating
like a suicide bomber

Man, I love your...

sense of humor.

Man, you really dig
your pussy.

Yeah. So, what are
you up to now?

I gotta go model
for Mr. Thompson's art class.

Hey, uh, are we still on
for tomorrow's game?

Go, local sports team!

[laughs]

This must be
the right place.

Hey, I'm Marc,
Professor Thompson's
Hey.

But I use the word
"top" loosely.
next top model.

Wow, great body.
Yeah, I know.

I meant you.

Oh. Oh, thanks.

You're, uh,
supposed to wear it

What?
The robe.
over your shoulders.

Oh. Yeah.

Did you want some privacy?
'Cause I could come back.

No. No. I'm gonna be naked
in front of 15 people.

You're easy.
How would you know?

No, I-- I wouldn't.

way, we're gonna be naked
in front of 15 people.

Huh?
We're posing together.

Seriously?
You got a problem with that?

No, of-- of course not.

Are you gay?

Well, yeah.
You got a problem with that?

N-No, I-- I don't
have a problem with that.

I mean, you're not straight,
are you?

Well...

Oh, my heck!
Who-- Who are you?

Uh, I'm Marc,
your model.

You are?
Well, what about him?

You didn't request
two models for today?

I have the Student Services req
in here.

Nice.

What?
What?

I can't find it.

I mean, I guess if you
don't need two nudes today,

Oh, n-n-- Okay, okay.
I know what.
I can leave.

Yeah. 'Cause I-- I do need
both-- both of-- both models.

[stammers]
Nude. In five minutes.

[laughs]
I'd forget head

What?
[stammering]
if it wasn't on top of me.

ould forget my head
if it wasn't on top of me.

[laughs]
My wife is always

You know I'm, uh...

[clears throat]
I am, um-- I'm married.

I don't know
if you know that.

You guys...carry on.
[laughs]
Oh, okay.

I'll, uh...
I'll get the class ready.

So, what's
your name again?

Troy.

And you're Marc.

With a C.
Pretty gay, huh?

[chuckles]
Yeah.

Look, dude, if you're worried
about me looking at your dick,

But, I mean, don't sweat it.
You're not my type.
I can turn around.

I'm not?

No. Should you be?
No, I guess not.

I mean, you're hot and all,
but I like guys

Plus, your hair is too dark.
And you're too tall.
who can take charge.

[chuckles]
Gee, thanks.

Just being honest with you.
I think it's great-- types.

I mean, if we all wanted
the same thing,

Maybe not everyone knows
what their type is.
might as well be straight.

True enough.

There was this one guy...

This sounds stupid,
but when I met him,

I sort of saw something
in his soul, like a light.

And physically,
he was nothing like any

But when I saw that light,
I realized...
of the guys I dated before.

this is my type, too.

I asked him out, eventually.

That's deep.

Fuck you.

No, I'm serious.
That's...

So, whatever happened
to your soul man?

Doesn't matter.

Anyway, that's...

ancient history.

Hey, you need
a workout buddy?

Yeah.

[Kyle]
This feels horrible.

Stop shaking
your ass so much.

Honey, men lie.
And you're a man, technically.
No, I mean lying to Troy.

Well, tonight,
you better not forget to...

Fuck!
Oh, honey, I never

No, "fuck," as in...

Kyle.

Well, hey, boys,
what's up?

Oh, you two
know Marc?

I used to have
a big crush on Kyle.

Didn't I?
But he's not

So, how do you two
know each other?
your type at all.

We got naked together
last night.

Yeah, we both model
for Mr. Thompson.
What?

Ah. Well, he's a regular
Gus Van Sant.

Can I talk to you
for a second?

You haven't fucked him yet.

Hey, I don't treat people
like pieces of meat.

Well, you should.
It's fun.

You do know
he's gay, right?

Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Is that against the rules?

Dude, that's the only
fucking rule!

Keep away from hot gay guys
unless they have girlfriends

Okay, okay. Well,
don't queen out about it.
like me.

Besides, he told me
I'm not his type.

And you believed him?

I bet he told you he saw
a light in your soul, too.

Kyle, I think your girlfriend's
getting jealous.

Oh, please.
She trusts me completely.

We're stronger than ever.
In fact, we were just

Whoa.
Really?
about to...fuck.

Yeah. I can hardly
keep my fingers off

especially when he's all...
[inhales sharply]
his big, hard stick,

sweaty from power walking.

I'll bet.
Go for it.

What?

Stick your hand
in his shorts.

Get him hard.
Yeah.

No way.
What? Aren't you

Of course I'm straight.
I just don't think parading
straight anymore?

my heterosexuality around
in public is very polite.

Well, then, how about
you two just kiss?

Yeah, that'd be hot.
Yeah.

A kiss.

And use some tongue.

Unless you don't like
kissing your girlfriend.

Oh, I love kissing
my girlfriend.

Prove it.

Oh, why should...

Wow.

You two, get a room.
Invite me over.

[car approaching]

[tires screech]

Kyle?
Mom?

Kyle!

What are you doing here?
I was just running errands.

Oh, baby, this is more
than I could ever

This is wonderful!
[chuckling]
have hoped for!

You are a girl, right?

Mom, of course she's a girl.
Would you please

We hadn't told her yet.
You don't understand.
stop hugging me?

I used to catch this boy
masturbating with every

And now this! Oh!

Have you told that awful
ex-boyfriend of yours yet?

Mom, I have a feeling
that he already knows.

I have a feeling
this is the funniest thing

Well, I have a feeling that
the childish things that he's
he's ever seen.

In some small way,
it's nice to know
doing are acts of jealousy.

Who gives a shit about him?
I'm gonna be a grandma!
that he cares for a change.

This is war!
Marc is gonna rue the day

Wow, you almost seem
like a top.
he ever messed with me!

whatever he wants
just by taking his shirt off.
Marc thinks he can get

Maybe some guys don't want
a hot, muscular stud who's

Maybe some people think
it's charming enough to pretend
confident with their sexuality.

Some people like...
Octavio.
that you're sexually conflicted.

Octo-what?

Oh, hi, honey.
I'm Tiffani.

The rhinoceros?
Excuse me?

Tiffani, this is Octavio
from that group that I

Mmm. Rhinoceros?

I'll call you tonight.

Good luck
not fucking each other.

So, Octavio.

[corrects pronunciation]
Octavio.

It's like you're saying
a V and V at the same time.
Octavio.

Octavio.
"B and B"?

V and V.

So, what are you
doing here?

Your girlfriend's sexy.
Thanks.

Nothing like I expected.
So what are you saying?

No, I just...
I didn't believe you.
I'm not good enough for her?

Something about you
screamed single...and lonely.

Well, as you can see,
I'm clearly not.

And horny.

Horny.

You're-- You're
hitting on me.

[mouths words]

What about Homo No More?

I thought they
straightened you out.

Yeah, but when I
saw you at the meeting,

I sort of fell off my wagon.

Well, you didn't really
have that far to fall.

I must have you.

I have a feeling that this
is against the rules.

It's okay. That bossy guy,
Jacob, he breaks the rules

Wait. Jacob's gay?
Of course.
all the time.

One time he followed me
into the bathroom at school

and started tapping his toes
underneath the stall.

Anyways,
enough about him.

Your lips taste
like cherry.

It's my girlfriend's
lip gloss.

Oh, Octavio.
[corrects pronunciation]

Well, I'm this way.
Thanks for the jog.
Octavio.

Cool. Hey, you wanna
come over tonight?

Uh, no, I can't.
I'm gonna watch the game

Oh. Well, you guys have fun.

Hey, you wanna
jog again tomorrow?

Maybe late afternoon?
We can hang out afterwards.

That'd be great.
Cool.

That's how we gays do it.

Hey, w-wasn't
that awesome?

Yeah.

Kyle made his mom so happy.

What could they
possibly have in common

besides wanting
to be straight?

Well, they both have dicks
that haven't been sucked today.

Thanks, Gwen.

You have nothing
to worry about.

Kyle's nonthreatening.
He's like...soy milk

or something you use
when you run out of normal milk.

And you're cream--
gay cream.

Ew.
Hold still!

What's up with
all the drawing?

I don't know.

I like it.
I'm kind of good at it.

Since when?

Since now.

I think I found my calling.

I barely think
about sex anymore.

I just wanna draw it.

That's so not like you.

And you being all jealous
isn't like you, either.

Look, it's simple.
Troy is a blank canvas.

No, he's a sketch.

He's got all these lame ideas
about what being gay is like,

but he needs you to come in
and provide the horny details.

Ha-ha.
And before you know it...

fine art.

[grunting]

[crowd cheering on TV]
Fucking shit!

Come on, motherfuckers!
We can win this!
Fucking shit! 00:38:53,121
Kyle, 48 points behind
with less than a minute to go.

Oh.
[TV off]

That was
actually fun, though.

I mean, it sucks
that we lost.

Aw, you'll get over it.

Um, so how was your day?

Strange.

But, you know, there was
something that I wanted

Something I didn't share
with the group yesterday.
to talk to you about.

I didn't exactly
go cold salami when I

There were a few slip-ups.
While you were with Tiffani.
decided to turn straight.

Well, yeah.
And she's great,

because she understands
how pent-up feelings

can just explode if you don't
do anything about 'em.

So, it's-- it's okay
if one of us makes a mistake

You know, we've even talked
about the possibility of...
every once in a while.

playing...together.

What, like a three-way?
Yeah.

Yeah. I had a three-way once.

What?
Yeah, with two girls.

Oh. I guess that counts.

Barely.

We were in this empty farmhouse
outside of town.

It was going great,
you know.

They had me in the middle.
We were kissing.

And then they
pulled their panties down

and that's when things
started to fall apart.
and pushed me downtown,

So you didn't like it?

Well, it wasn't
doing much for me.

Well, lots of straight guys
don't like eating pussy.
Does that make me gay?

I mean, they complain
about it all the time.

Well, the situation
got worse.
So what happened next?

I couldn't, you know.

I couldn't find their clits.
You couldn't?

Or G-spots or whatever.

I was down there forever.
It was embarrassing.

They laughed at me.

And one of them even called me
the Susan Lucci

Seventeen attempts
and no clit.
of tongue fucking.

I know where it's at.
You do?

Yeah.
Well, could you show me?

Show you?
How do you find it

How am I supposed
to show you that?
on Tiffani?

How about I use yours?

You know, so you can feel
what I'm doing.

This is stupid.
No, come on.

I'll show you
my whole routine.
It'll be fun.

All right.
[clears throat]

All right. First,

you gotta start
with some little teases.

Breathe on it.

[exhales]
Make her squirm.

And then, you just...

[laughing]
Which is usually not

No, it's-- it's good.
It's-- It's good.
the reaction that I get.

In the middle
of all of this,

of course,

is the love button.

But most girls go nuts
if you just...

dive on in.

That's good.

That's really good.

Sorry I missed the game, guys.
What the hell?

I was just showing Troy
some tips on the art

Not that I need 'em.

Even Melissa Etheridge could
learn a thing or two from Kyle.

I gotta get going.

Oh, stay.
There's plenty to eat.

Uh, I gotta
call it a night.
Yeah, you don't have to go.

Thanks for, um,
time, Kyle.

Did you see that?
One more session like that,

Yeah, if he doesn't explode
with Marc first.
and he's gonna explode.

[yells]
I win!

[chuckling]
Oh.

What?

So, uh, when did you first
know for sure you were gay?

Mmm. Just now.

No, I had my suspicions
when I was, like, 12 or 13.

But I didn't know for sure
until a couple years later

when I went down
on my first guy.

It's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

What? Being gay?

Yeah.

Imagine that you think you're
gonna live your life one way--

you get a job, you get married,
get a three-bedroom house--

and then you discover
this...thing about yourself.

It opens up a million
new options as to how

Suddenly, you don't have
those milestones
you can live your life.

that straight people have
to compare each other against.

You can...choose
your own adventure.

I love those books.

Me, too.
But aren't you worried

you'll end up all alone
and not have

Doesn't everyone?
Gay or straight?
any of those things?

Sprint you home.

[panting]

And just so you know,
Kyle's mom's reaction

to him being straight
wasn't awesome.

Huh?
Well,

you said it like
you were happy for them.

Like that's the way
it should be.

My parents are totally cool
with me being gay.

Yeah, but are your parents
really okay with it?

I bet Kyle's mom
grew to be okay with it.

But you saw
how happy she was.

And that's what parents
really want for their kids.

If you ask,
most parents will say

they just want their kids
to be happy.

And maybe my mom
would be happier if I put

But you've seen those ex-gays.
Is that happy?
my dick somewhere else.

[sighs]
If your parents love you

and they think you're happy,
they'll adjust.

I don't think my parents
would adjust to me being gay.

They shouldn't have
anything to do with it.

You have to be who you are.
It's the only way

And it's the only way
I can live at all.
you can live with yourself.

Did you wanna take a shower?

k about getting my
creative juices flowing.

I didn't know
you were here.

Would you boys
let me draw you?
Wait. Keep 'em down.

What, together?

No, right where you are.
Right now.

l call it Proposition.

What do you think?
I don't know. It...

It's this or renting a movie.
Choose your own adventure.

When I walked in on the two
of you, I was, like,

"Fuck this
drawing-one-person-at-a-time

If I can capture the tension
between these two"...
shit.

There was tension?
Honey, it was more tense than

Now, make that look
you had--
Star Jones in a training bra.

surprised, a little turned-on,
kind of scared.

No. I don't know.

Stare at Marc's crotch
and imagine what he could

Trust me,
he could do a lot.
do to you with that.

Perfect.

So, uh, you two dated?

Gwen was my last girlfriend.
And Marc was my first.

After him,
all I ever wanted

I've got an idea.
This could take forever,
to date were fags.

and I see the potential for
something more interesting.

Could I do a series
with you guys?

Almost like a story
that starts with this scene

What do you think?
I don't know.
and goes from there.

If I said,
"Pose with a woman,"

It's not like we'd even
have time to pose for a series.
you'd totally do it.

I'll take photos
and use them to draw from.

Come on.
We can be done in minutes,

depending how well
you two...connect.

Yeah, but Troy
feels uncomfortable.

No. I'll do it.

Perfect.
I'll get my camera.

You sure?

Yeah.

Choose your own adventure.

Okay, Troy, sit back down.
Marc, off with the pants.

[beeps]
Perfect.

Okay, Troy,
stand back up with Marc.

I want you to do
that same character

Like he's a virgin
and he wants it,
you were doing.

Can you do that?
Yeah.
but he's confused.

So, Marc, honey,
why don't you

and put your hands
underneath...
get down on one knee

Yeah, that.
[camera beeps]

Actually,
raise the shirt a little

so you're looking
into his eyes.
and lift your head

[camera beeps]

Look like you're in the moment
and you want it.

[beeps]

Marc, I want you to stand
and take Troy's...

Yeah, that.
[camera beeps]

Now, Troy,
the removal of the shirt

is one of
the hottest moments.

When you know soon
you'll be skin on skin,

chest on chest,

lips on lips.

[camera beeps]
Marc, toss the shirt aside.

Marc, lick one of
Troy's nipples.

Don't worry.
It'll feel good.

Yeah. I-- I know.

[camera beeping]

Troy, run your left hand
through Marc's hair.

[camera beeps]

Marc, hold it right there.

Troy, pull Marc in.

[camera beeps]

Yeah.

[camera beeps]

Marc, lick his chest
up to his neck.

[camera beeps]

[Gwen]
How you feeling, Troy?

Really, really good.

Then throw your head back.

[grunts]
Sorry.

It's perfect.
Stay right there.

Marc, make like you're
kissing your way down.

[camera beeping]

How 'bout I do this?

This is hot, right?
God, yeah.

You're a natural, Troy.

[camera beeps]
Close your eyes.

Marc, move down between his legs
and kiss his stomach.

[camera beeping]

Now, Marc, get up
so that you're on top of him,

face-to-face.

You can open your eyes
if you want.

Hold that pose.
Like you're about to kiss.

One of those first kisses

that takes forever
before you meet.

Moving closer...

and closer.

[camera beeping]

Shit!
What?

My card's full.
Hey, look, I wanna

You're fine with that, right?
Uh-huh.
keep this going.

I'll just go upload 'em
in my room.

It'll take 15 minutes.
Hold that pose.

I'll be in my room.
With the door closed.

[door closes]

I...don't think I can stay
like this for 15 minutes.

Me, either.

I-- I know
I'm not your type, but...

And I'm not a girl,
but we'll improvise.

[moaning]

Oh, that feels so good.
[moans]

I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...

[grunting]

Wow.

That was...fast.

I'm sorry. It's--
It's been a while.

Plus, I--
I haven't gotten it

Like that--
meaning with a guy
like that before.

Here, let me
get you a towel.
or meaning it was that good?

My turn.

[moaning, grunting]

Troy...
[groans]

Teeth! Teeth!
Sorry. Sorry.

[moans]
It's okay.

Oh, yeah! Oh!

[straining]
Oh, yeah!

[grunts]
All right.

[sighing]

Am I not
doing it right?

No, you were fine.
I just...

No, I just can't.

Fuck! Why am I so bad
at giving oral sex?

No, you were doing great.
I just...

I'm sorry.

Is it because
I'm not your type?

Troy, you're hot,
trust me.

Or, no, don't trust me.

Can you wait one minute?

These are hot.

I can't do it.

But it's going
exactly how you wanted.

I just can't do it.

If Kyle wants
to pretend to be straight

that's his prerogative.

I just can't
do this anymore.

Well, can we at least
finish the photo shoot?

[door closes]

[car departs]
Oh, great.

He's probably
freaking out about

He's probably
looking for someone
making it with a guy.

I know where
he's going.
who won't cock-tease him.

[sighs]
I fucked up.

I had sex with a guy.

Was it Marc?

Oh, my God!
That's horrible!

I know. It was.

It was?
It was?

I felt so guilty,
because...

all I could do
was think about you, Kyle.

Really?
Yeah. And how I let you down,

and how I let
the group down,

and how, more than anything,
I just wanted to be

Or with a man and a woman.

I don't know.
It's so confusing.

[sighs]
And then I thought

and what good friends
you've been to me,
of you two,

and how honest and open
you've been about

and about how you two
have...an arrangement.
your struggles, Kyle,

Wait, wait.
Is this too weird?

It's not too weird!
It's not too weird!

Ahhh!

[panting]
Show me.

Huh?
Show me your routine.

Oh. It's gonna go
that far, huh?

Three-ways usually do.

I want you to teach me.

Please? I need this.

Well, why don't I do
a little mouth magic

That'll get me all nice
and rolling out
on you first?

No. You two first.

That way, it'll get me ready
for what you're gonna do to me.

But you don't want
sloppy seconds.

I mean,
company should go first.

[whimpers]

[whimpers]

That is so hot.
[nervous chuckle]

Oh, Kyle, eat me out already.
The boy wants to see

Please don't make me!
Please don't make me!
how it's done.

[grunting]

[lips smacking]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. That's it.

You can do it.
Make Mama proud.

My God, it's like
the little homo that could.

Do you wanna
try now, please?

Troy?
[Kyle gulps]

Where are you going?
[gasps]

Well, that certainly didn't
taste like sugar and spice.

Troy?
What's going on?

It's my pussy.
My pussy scared him away!

You little ex-gay sluts!

Oh, my God!

Can we come in,
or were you in

What are you doing here?

We're not eating pussy.
What are the three of you doing?

Well,
[gulps]

Kyle was showing Troy
the art of cunnilingus.

And he was doing
an admirable job.

Yeah, for a gay guy.

Yeah, I know. Everything.
And you guys will do

I ate pussy for nothing?

You deserved it.
Hey!

It wasn't that bad.

I'm sorry.
I'm horrible.

We're all horrible.

If it's any consolation,
it wasn't just about the sex.

We really liked you.
Working out with you.

Watching the game.
Drawing you.

Well, it doesn't matter now.
You think he's gonna wanna

Now, what the fucked-up
thing is, even though
have anything to do with us?

and to each other
and to people
you lied to me

I like you...liars.

We like you, too.
Yeah, you're so cool.

And I'm sorry.
I know I kind of led y'all on

Yeah, so, come on. You've
sucked dick and eaten pussy.
with the whole confused thing.

Well, that's what's been
tripping me up all these years.
Which is it?

I thought it had to be
one or the other.

After sampling both,
I've come to a conclusion.

I'm...bisexual.

[all together]
There's no such thing!

Says who?
Uh, the laws of nature.

It's like horses
fucking gerbils.

Well, then,
I'm a freak of nature,

Good. Be proud, bi-boy.

I wish you'd been proud
when we met.

Yeah, I guess that's hard
n people like you

and Jacob Buchanan tell him
how bad it is to be gay.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I should've helped you
instead of trying

of you not knowing
what you were.
to take advantage

So, what do we do now?

We're gonna stop
people like me.

No one should take advantage
of confused queer kids.

And the sooner we help them
see past what it is

so they can see all the great
things right in front of them,
they don't like in themselves

the better.

He's a homo who fucks things up
for other homos.

Octavio, if people
like him weren't around,
I don't know if that's--

You would get laid like that.
[snaps fingers]
everyone would come out.

Hmm.
I take your point.

I'll do it.
And then we make love.

Stop the spread
of faggotry.

Wake up and smell the patchouli.
You're a dyke.

Help!
I'm being recruited!

Convince me
you didn't like that.

Look, I'm not gonna
embrace who I am
Do your best.

just because
it's obvious, okay?

What?
Everyone's so cool

"Will and Grace t
Clay Aiken that."
with being gay.

Well, I'm not
gonna be labeled.

You're not convincing me.

Okay, I'm gay.
Now shut up and kiss me.

I'm not gay.
Then what do you want?

I want us to make art.

That is so...hot.

God, you are a lesbian.

[Kyle]
Mom?

What are you doing here?

What's wrong?
Nothing.

No. What? I've never
seen you this upset.

[sniffles]

I was at the beauty shop,

and I was looking
through a magazine,

and I saw that the Oscars
are coming up.

Well, I thought,
who am I gonna watch

And then that Britney Aguilera
song came on.
the Oscars with?

You know, that one about
you're beautiful,

And I thought,
who is gonna play me
even if you're ugly and gay?

And who is gonna
take me dancing
this shitty music?

Oh, Mom, come on.
Oh, no, you stop.
when I've had a bad date?

You're gonna get married
and have kids,

I'm gonna visit
with my girlfriend,
for Christ's sake.

and all we're gonna talk about
is our grandchildren.

And that is so boring!

And, Kyle,

you have never
been boring,

and that is
because you're gay.

You're a fag,

and I want
my little faggot back!

Mom, he is back.

[sobbing]
Honey.

[tape ripping]

Did my vagina
scare you away?

The other night.
You ran away the second
What?

Don't be crazy.
I think you have
you saw my vagina.

Well, you sure know how
to charm a girl.
a very sexy vagina.

[tape ripping]
There.

This port-a-potty's
ready to roll.

Stop the spread of faggotry.
I got his precious BlackBerry.

All right.
Now, do what you gotta do,
We have five minutes.

[Octavio on phone]
Cool. It shouldn't take more
but be quick about it.

Hi.
Hey.
than a couple of minutes.

So, you wanna--

Got it.

Perfect. Now get your ass
at the parking lot, pronto.

This is turning me on.
Stop the spread

Octavio, aren't you going
to the big presentation?
of faggotry.

Oh, yeah.
But it's not till 1:00.

It's in five minutes.

It's at 1:00.
Check your schedule.

Oh. I could've sworn
it was...

So, it looks like you
have some time to kill, huh?

Well, you know,
there's plenty of work

Oh, that's...too bad.

Hi. Are you here
for Coming In?

Yes, we are.
Where's Jacob?

I'm Linda, his mother.
Oh, Mrs. Buchanan,

I'm Kyle, one of Jacob's
right-hand men.
so nice to meet you.

He's running a little late,
but he did say to go ahead

Huh. Jacob's never
mentioned you.
and start without him.

Oh, well, that's probably
because he's been so busy

talking about all the girls
he's been dating, huh?

[laughs]

No.

No kissing.

[chuckles]
You like it nasty, huh?

[moans]

[moaning]

Today, I am proud to present

the fruits of my son's labor.

But more than that,

I am excited
to see the swelling

of Coming In.

As the homosexual threat

seems to be swelling
exponentially,

it is people
like my son Jacob

who continues
to thrust our crusade

Oh, yes.
I have wanted this
into the spotlight.

[unzipping]
for so long.

Shh. Shh.
No. I want to be loud.

It's dangerous.
It's hot.

Open this. And shut up.

Jacob has always been
a beacon of light.

When he came to me
as a teenager and told me

I knew we could destroy them
with loving support
of his inner demons,

and a strong fist.

Oh, you're gonna
split me in two,

[moans, grunts]

And we have!

Today, Jacob dates girls!
And he likes dating girls.

Jacob proves
that if you can fight it,

And if you can hide it,
you can bury it!
you can hide it.

Thank you.

[Jacob moans]

[no audible dialogue]

[moans]
What was that?

Oh, God, it was?

Oh, God, it is you!

In keeping with the themes
that you've mentioned, Linda,

local artist Gwen Anderson
and Coming In member
we've commissioned

to portray the revolting
and immoral acts
Violet Muffdaver

in a new and compelling
campaign, which we'd like
of homosexuality

Gwen.

[Jacob, Octavio moaning]
[squeaking]

[moaning continues]
[squeaking continues]

Members of the student press,
heterosexuals,

and those who want to be,

we present Coming In's
newest ad campaign.

[all gasp]

"Gay sex sucks."
[Guests murmuring]

Oh, God! Oh, baby!

This...is...

absolutely revolting!

Where is Jacob?

Oh, baby, I'm so close.

Where is my son?
[Jacob yelling]

I'm going to find Jacob,

and when he's through
with you...

Oh, baby! So close!
So close!
[Jacob] Oh, God! Oh!

[moaning loudly]
Oh, baby!

So close! So close!
[moaning continues]

Jacob?

Oh, I'm coming!

[all gasp]

[moans]
[Guests murmuring]

[Man whispers]
That's Jacob!

Oh!

Mommy?

[vomits]
[groans]

Get this off of me.

[Man]
Terrible.

Yep, he's gay.

[Linda]
And zip up, Jacob.

Gwen, I was wondering
if I could maybe

Me, too.

[both chuckle]

I didn't know outing someone
could be so much fun.

[Jacob]
This is who I am...

Listen, Tiffani, uh,

I don't know
how you feel about

Well, I let my ex-boyfriend's
gay roommate go down on me.
the whole...bisexual thing.

I'm a pretty open person.
Yeah, well,

you know how you and Kyle
were pretending to have

You mean the three-ways?

Yeah.

Um, how would you feel

if you really had that
with me?

Because...I'd be honored
to be your boyfriend.

No one's ever said that
to me before.

You know, you went above
and beyond the call of duty.
[giggles]

[chuckles]
No. That was hot.

And now I think it's time
for you to repay me

Oh, Octavio,
I don't think--
for my services.

No.

Well, that was easy.
I'm out of here.

You come back here,
and you talk...

I'm glad you caught me.

I'm gay,
and Octavio...

[corrects pronunciation]
Octavio.

Well, he's my lover.
[scoffs]

[Guests gasping, murmuring]

Well, we're off for a fuck.
Seems like everybody is.

Just do me one favor.
Yeah?

Lead him to the clit.
Oh, honey,

from the waist down,
it's all clit.

That's how I do it.

You know what?
These lies I get us into

really have a way
of working out.

Yeah. Perfect.

Remember how when you and Marc
were fighting over Troy,

you tapped into
some unknown confidence

Yeah.

Use it.

[footsteps approaching]

So, the plan worked.

Everyone seems
to be happy.

So, Octavio, huh?

Oh, please.
There's nothing there.

Just a friend
I had sex with once.

Looks like you went out
and made some hot friends.

Yeah. I got more social.

It does
make you jealous.

[chuckles]
What?

When Troy left last night,
I knew where he was going.

The same place I used to go
when I had a problem

I got jealous.
[chuckles]
I needed to talk about.

So,

do you think that
you can find it in your heart

who pretended to be straight
just to get laid?
to love somebody

I don't know.

Can you love someone
who flirted with

while he was
your boyfriend?
way too many guys

Can you love somebody
whose last sexual act

Can you love someone who--

Wait. Being a flirt
was my only flaw, right?

I don't know.
I lost count.

You brushed your teeth,
right?

Does that turn you on
as much as I think it does?

Yeah.

But that doesn't mean
I'm not open to new experiences.

Come here.

Better than boys?

Different.

Different rocks.

� [pop rock]

[Man]
� You say that you're in

� You say that you're out

� So now that it's clear

� Then there really is
no doubt �

� It's only half the story

� You say that you'll leave

� You say that you'll stay

� And so I believe

� Every single word you say

� Is only half the story

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Then I only trust
half of you �

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Just tell me
which half is true �

[moaning loudly]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[sighing]

Did I do good?
Yes, baby, you did good.

All right.
Time for thirds.

� [continues]

� I say I love you

� You say you love me

� It's our fairy tale

� We can make it end happily

� So let's rewrite the story

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Which half are you
gonna stick to �

� If you start telling me
all the story �

� I'll start a new story
with you �

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Then I only trust
half of you �

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Just tell me
which half is true �

� If you're only telling me
half the story �

� Which half are you
gonna stick to �

� If you start telling me
all the story �

� I'll start a new story
with you �

� [ends]

[Man]
� You make it better

� When we are together

� Yeah, you make it better

� Every day

� You make it better

� When we are together

� Yeah, you make it better

� Every day

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J.R. Media Services, Inc.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

I am gay.

Oh!