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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,666 COMING. 2 00:00:22,437 --> 00:00:23,804 WHO IS IT? 3 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,704 [MAN] PHONE SERVICE, MA'AM. 4 00:00:28,673 --> 00:00:30,006 PHONE SERVICE, MA'AM. 5 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:33,410 HI. 6 00:00:34,613 --> 00:00:35,711 HOWDY, MA'AM. 7 00:00:36,847 --> 00:00:39,480 THE PHONE, IT'S IN MY BOUDOIR. 8 00:00:40,615 --> 00:00:41,982 [DIAL TONE] 9 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,318 IT WORKS FINE, MA'AM. 10 00:00:47,387 --> 00:00:48,587 DOES IT? 11 00:00:51,791 --> 00:00:53,892 YOU DIDN'T CALL ME HERE FOR THE PHONE. 12 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,360 I DID. 13 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:03,664 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 14 00:01:05,701 --> 00:01:08,936 MAYBE THIS ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 15 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,903 YOU CALLED ME HERE FOR A REASON. 16 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,372 OKAY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE. 17 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,609 YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 18 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,010 PLEASE. 19 00:01:20,012 --> 00:01:21,611 HOLD STILL. 20 00:01:21,613 --> 00:01:24,481 PLEASE STOP. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 21 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:26,082 IT'S NOT FUNNY TO CALL IN FAKE PHONE TROUBLE 22 00:01:26,084 --> 00:01:27,982 AND WASTE MY TIME. YOU'RE SCARING ME. 23 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:30,818 DAMN RIGHT, BITCH. STOP! 24 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:32,520 [SCREAMS] 25 00:01:32,522 --> 00:01:34,088 I'VE GOT A STUN GUN IN HERE. 26 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,622 GO FOR IT. 27 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:42,959 NO! 28 00:01:42,961 --> 00:01:45,729 [SCREAMING] 29 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:49,363 NO! PLEASE NO! 30 00:01:49,365 --> 00:01:52,968 [CRYING] NO! NO! 31 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:55,535 [MOANING] 32 00:01:59,974 --> 00:02:01,441 [PASSES GAS] 33 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:34,971 DID YOU COME? 34 00:02:34,973 --> 00:02:37,940 NO. DID YOU? 35 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:42,677 NO, I WAS JUST FAKING IT FOR YOU. 36 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,878 WELL, I WAS FAKING IT FOR YOU. 37 00:02:46,547 --> 00:02:47,814 JESUS, I-I THOUGHT-- 38 00:02:47,816 --> 00:02:50,982 I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING. 39 00:02:50,984 --> 00:02:52,750 I'M SORRY, TIFFANY. I-- UH! 40 00:02:52,752 --> 00:02:54,518 I CAN'T GET INTO IT WITH YOU, CALEB. 41 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,988 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GRAB MY TITTIES. 42 00:02:57,989 --> 00:03:01,791 WELL, IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME. 43 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:05,828 MY TITTIES DIDN'T OCCUR TO YOU? 44 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,494 LOOK AT THEM, CALEB. 45 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:10,598 THEY OCCUR TO EVERY MAN I MEET, BUT NOT YOU. 46 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,665 I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING. 47 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,066 I CAN BE MEANER. 48 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,734 YOU'RE TOO NICE. 49 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,802 I NEED A LITTLE SHAKE 'N BAKE IN MY LIFE. 50 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:20,171 I NEED TO FEEL DIRTY, FILTHY. 51 00:03:20,173 --> 00:03:23,074 YOU'RE SO S.U.V., 52 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:26,076 DOUBLE COUPONS, FAMILY FUN. 53 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:27,610 WELL, I'LL BREAK STUFF NEXT TIME. 54 00:03:27,612 --> 00:03:28,744 CALEB, IT'S OVER. 55 00:03:28,746 --> 00:03:29,945 TIFFANI-- GOOD-BYE. 56 00:03:29,947 --> 00:03:31,881 I WAITED 24 DAYS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 57 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:35,450 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO SEEM LIKE A SLUT. [LAUGHS] 58 00:03:35,451 --> 00:03:36,616 TIFFANI-- 59 00:03:36,618 --> 00:03:42,988 CALEB, LEAVE. I GOT A JETTA. 60 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,622 MY BELT? 61 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:52,562 FUCKING BITCH. 62 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,166 I'M STILL NOT BUYING IT. 63 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:03,103 GOD, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 64 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:07,173 I AM NOT A SLOT MACHINE. 65 00:04:07,175 --> 00:04:10,744 GOOD-BYE, CALEB. YOU'RE A DECENT BOY. 66 00:04:14,814 --> 00:04:17,581 NICE ASS. 67 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,515 ¶ THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE ¶ 68 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:21,752 ¶ IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WANT 69 00:04:21,754 --> 00:04:24,121 ¶ SOMETHING YOU CAN GIVE ME 70 00:04:24,123 --> 00:04:26,754 ¶ SOMETHING I NEED A LOT 71 00:04:26,756 --> 00:04:28,823 ¶ THE SIMPLE LOOKS THAT YOU GIVE ME ¶ 72 00:04:28,825 --> 00:04:31,492 ¶ CAN MAKE ME HOT AND BREATHLESS ¶ 73 00:04:31,494 --> 00:04:33,528 ¶ I CAN'T SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE ON MY MIND ¶ 74 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,628 ¶ BECAUSE OF YOU I'M RESTLESS 75 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:37,630 ¶ YOU TEASE AND YOU PLAY 76 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:40,033 ¶ AND YOU LEAVE ME INSANE 77 00:04:40,035 --> 00:04:42,201 ¶ I KNOW IT'S YOUR GAME 78 00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:44,769 ¶ BUT I PLAY ANYWAY 79 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:46,804 ¶ YOU TOUCH AND YOU PULL 80 00:04:46,806 --> 00:04:49,139 ¶ SO I HAVE NO CONTROL 81 00:04:49,141 --> 00:04:51,509 ¶ I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL 82 00:04:51,511 --> 00:04:54,978 ¶ THERE IS NO LETTING GO 83 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,245 ¶ I WANT YOU EVERY NIGHT 84 00:04:56,246 --> 00:04:57,612 ¶ TILL THE MORNING LIGHT 85 00:04:57,614 --> 00:04:59,247 ¶ DO YOU WANNA TRY IT? 86 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:00,948 ¶ I WANT YOU TO TURN ME ON 87 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,181 ¶ TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 88 00:05:02,183 --> 00:05:03,815 ¶ MAKE IT FEEL SO RIGHT 89 00:05:03,817 --> 00:05:05,650 ¶ I WANT YOU EVERY NIGHT 90 00:05:05,652 --> 00:05:06,784 ¶ TILL THE MORNING LIGHT 91 00:05:06,786 --> 00:05:08,217 ¶ DO YOU WANNA TRY IT? 92 00:05:08,219 --> 00:05:10,119 ¶ I WANT YOU TO TURN ME ON 93 00:05:10,121 --> 00:05:11,285 ¶ TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 94 00:05:11,287 --> 00:05:12,886 ¶ MAKE IT FEEL SO RIGHT 95 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,855 ¶ I WANT YOU TO TURN ME ON 96 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,790 ¶ I SAID TURN ME ON, YEAH 97 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,258 ¶ I WANT YOU EVERY NIGHT 98 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:20,626 ¶ TILL THE MORNING LIGHT 99 00:05:20,628 --> 00:05:22,729 ¶ DO YOU WANNA TRY IT? 100 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:24,062 ¶ I WANT YOU TO TURN ME ON 101 00:05:24,064 --> 00:05:25,230 ¶ TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 102 00:05:25,232 --> 00:05:26,831 ¶ MAKE IT FEEL SO RIGHT 103 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:29,133 ¶ LET'S GO TO THE DISCO TONIGHT ¶ 104 00:05:29,135 --> 00:05:30,933 ¶ I'LL SPIN YOU ROUND ALL NIGHT ¶ 105 00:05:30,935 --> 00:05:33,635 ¶ I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU 106 00:05:33,638 --> 00:05:34,802 ¶ TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN 107 00:05:34,804 --> 00:05:36,104 ¶ MAKE IT FEEL SO RIGHT 108 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:38,838 HETEROSEXUALS ARE A FUCKED UP SPECIES. 109 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,573 24 DAYS, 110 00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:42,074 AND THEN ONE WEEK OF ME NOT RAPING HER MEAN ENOUGH, 111 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,276 AND I GET SHUT OUT. 112 00:05:43,278 --> 00:05:44,777 A WOMAN'S LIKE A COMPUTER, MAN. 113 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,076 YOU DO EVERY LITTLE THING RIGHT, 114 00:05:46,078 --> 00:05:49,080 AND THEN WHAM, SAD FACE, FATAL ERROR 3801. 115 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,015 FOR US SEX ON THE FIRST DATE IS A GIVEN. 116 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,183 YOU FIGURE OUT THE HARDWARE MISMATCHES AND YOU MOVE ON. 117 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:55,551 OH, WELL, IT'S JUST SO EASY BAKE FOR YOU. 118 00:05:55,553 --> 00:05:58,120 MOST GUYS DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP MOVING ON. 119 00:05:58,122 --> 00:05:59,754 AT LEAST YOU GET LAID ALL THE TIME. 120 00:05:59,757 --> 00:06:02,624 IT'S LIKE 104 DAYS BETWEEN DATES FOR ME 121 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,291 BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU. 122 00:06:04,293 --> 00:06:06,126 LIKE ME? 123 00:06:06,128 --> 00:06:11,097 I AM NOT GONNA STROKE YOUR GORGEOUS, MUSCULAR EGO. 124 00:06:11,099 --> 00:06:13,264 SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE JASON THING? 125 00:06:13,266 --> 00:06:14,664 JUSTIN. 126 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,733 GUYS AROUND HERE ARE LIKE DAY-OLD DONUTS. 127 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:18,133 I MEAN I EAT THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE THERE, 128 00:06:18,135 --> 00:06:20,201 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO INVEST ANYTHING IN THEM. 129 00:06:20,203 --> 00:06:22,336 AT LEAST YOU GOT THE WHOLE BOX RIGHT THERE. 130 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,637 YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARVE. 131 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:25,171 CALEB, I'M ON FRIENDSTER, 132 00:06:25,173 --> 00:06:28,072 MY LIFE IS SO NOT-HAVING-SEX AND THE CITY RIGHT NOW. 133 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,644 IF ONLY I WERE GAY. 134 00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:37,815 HONEY, COME OUT OR STAY IN, DO NOT HECHE ME INTO A MARIAH. 135 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:39,683 I DON'T MEAN LITERALLY. OH, OF COURSE, ILLITERALLY. 136 00:06:39,685 --> 00:06:41,350 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 137 00:06:41,352 --> 00:06:45,154 YOU KNOW, IT'S EASIER FOR US TO GET CHICKS, TOO. 138 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,088 STRAIGHT GIRLS LOVE GAY BOYS. 139 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,957 I COULD HAVE ANY GIRL I WANTED. 140 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:50,090 SHUT THE FUCK. 141 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:51,591 SERIAL KILLER. 142 00:06:51,593 --> 00:06:52,960 REMEMBER MARCY BROOKS? 143 00:06:52,962 --> 00:06:55,828 [CROWD CHEERING] 144 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,696 SHUT THE FUCK. MILKSHAKE MARCY. 145 00:06:57,697 --> 00:06:59,863 RIGHT AFTER I CAME OUT SENIOR YEAR, 146 00:06:59,865 --> 00:07:01,197 SHE OFFERED TO HOOVER ME 147 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:02,631 TO SEE IF SHE COULD CURE ME. 148 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:04,799 YOU'RE A GEEKAZOID. NO OFFENSE. 149 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:07,267 POINT IS I'M A GEEK, AND I COULD'VE GOT ELECTROLUX TREATMENT 150 00:07:07,269 --> 00:07:09,837 FROM MILKSHAKE MARCY BECAUSE I'M GAY. 151 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:13,374 MAN. 152 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,173 NOW I REALLY WANT TO BE A FAG. 153 00:07:15,175 --> 00:07:16,641 YOU AND RICKY MARTIN BOTH. 154 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:17,909 OOH, JENNIFER SEAVER. 155 00:07:17,911 --> 00:07:19,610 JENNY THE BEAVER, FIRE CROTCH. 156 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:22,179 [CHEERING] 157 00:07:22,181 --> 00:07:24,379 SHOVES HER FIST DOWN MY PANTS, 158 00:07:24,381 --> 00:07:26,814 FULL ON GRABS MY CORNDOG. 159 00:07:26,816 --> 00:07:28,651 SWEAR TO GOD I WAS GOING TO PUKE. 160 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:31,153 THEY FEEL SAFE WITH US BECAUSE WE'RE NOT A THREAT. 161 00:07:31,155 --> 00:07:33,654 LIKE HOW THEY GET NAKED IN FRONT OF PUPPIES. 162 00:07:33,656 --> 00:07:35,255 WE'RE JUST PUPPIES WITH DICKS. 163 00:07:35,257 --> 00:07:37,089 YOU KNOW, CHICKS AND THEIR PUPPIES, 164 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,391 LET THEM EAT THEM RIGHT OUT. 165 00:07:38,393 --> 00:07:39,792 READ THAT IN THE KINSEY REPORT. 166 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,159 MY "SPECIALITY." 167 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,860 OH, WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE WITH THE BEAV. 168 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:45,395 IMPREGNATED HER. GOT A SHIT JOB. 169 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:46,996 OOH, SOUNDS REAL HOT. 170 00:07:46,998 --> 00:07:48,365 SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR TYPE. 171 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:55,836 SO YOU THINK MORE GIRLS WOULD GO FOR ME 172 00:07:55,838 --> 00:07:56,870 IF THEY THOUGHT I WAS GAY. 173 00:07:56,872 --> 00:07:58,271 STOP THINKING. 174 00:07:58,273 --> 00:08:00,307 YOU JUST LOOK PRETTY AND TURN THE LETTERS. 175 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:02,241 NO, BUT I MEAN-- 176 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:04,676 LOOK, LET'S GET A SOFIA COPPOLA THING STRAIGHT HERE. 177 00:08:04,678 --> 00:08:07,479 BEING GAY IS MORE THAN LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC 178 00:08:07,481 --> 00:08:08,948 AND EATING LOW-FAT FOODS. 179 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:10,281 THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO 180 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:11,482 TO CONVINCE THE GENERAL PUBLIC. 181 00:08:11,484 --> 00:08:13,951 OH. 182 00:08:13,953 --> 00:08:15,319 WE COULD STAGE A BASHING. 183 00:08:15,321 --> 00:08:17,087 NO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO 184 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:19,288 IS FIND THE LOUDEST QUEEN ON CAMPUS 185 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,189 AND SMOKE HIS POLE. 186 00:08:21,191 --> 00:08:24,325 NOW, THAT WOULD BE A WRIST STAMP TO PUSSY SMORGASBORD. 187 00:08:32,466 --> 00:08:34,432 I'M HUNGRY. 188 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:37,536 I'M NOT YOUR BITCH. 189 00:08:37,538 --> 00:08:39,137 [SCREAMS] OH, MY GOD, 190 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,471 YOU PRICKED IT, GWEN. YOU PRICKED IT. 191 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:41,805 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 192 00:08:41,807 --> 00:08:43,504 OH, I LOVE YOU, GWEN. 193 00:08:43,506 --> 00:08:45,039 AND I LOVE YOU, JOEY. 194 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:53,011 WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? 195 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:54,847 OH, HONEY, THAT ONE. 196 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:56,882 IT'S SO BIG. 197 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:01,184 I LOVE YOU, BUNNYCAKES. 198 00:09:01,186 --> 00:09:03,419 AND I LOVE YOU, GINGERBUTT. 199 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,359 MONGOLOID. DILDO. 200 00:09:12,361 --> 00:09:15,194 OOH, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT BIG-GIRL WORD FROM? 201 00:09:15,196 --> 00:09:18,397 YOUR GIRLFRIEND. OOPS, I MEAN EX-GIRLFRIEND. 202 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:19,965 [GIRL ON PHONE] WHO'S THAT? 203 00:09:19,967 --> 00:09:23,134 IT'S MY BROTHER. HE JUST GOT DUMPED, HARD. 204 00:09:23,136 --> 00:09:24,435 I HATE YOUR BROTHER. 205 00:09:24,437 --> 00:09:26,037 WHO TOLD YOU, YOU LITTLE BAH-WITCH. 206 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:28,171 I KNOW. HE TOTALLY IS. 207 00:09:33,409 --> 00:09:35,410 UH, EXCUSE ME, WHY DON'T YOU? 208 00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:39,147 OH OKAY, WHY DON'T I JUST TURN INTO GASEOUS FORM FOR A MINUTE. 209 00:09:39,148 --> 00:09:41,314 EW, SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE. 210 00:09:41,316 --> 00:09:43,549 DOGS HAVE A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SMELL. 211 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:47,152 WITH WITH AN ASS THAT BIG, IT'S LIKE SPOTLIGHTS TO US. 212 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,288 THESE ARE HEADLIGHTS AND I DON'T PLAN ON BRAKING. 213 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,890 KEEP ON PEDALING, YOU'RE ALMOST TO A BUSY INTERSECTION. 214 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,223 THE INTERSECTION'S ONLY BUSY 215 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:56,025 BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING HALF-PRICE BLOWJOBS. 216 00:09:56,027 --> 00:09:57,393 WHAT ARE THE RULES TO THIS GAME? 217 00:09:57,395 --> 00:10:00,396 I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU JUST LOST, LOSER. 218 00:10:00,398 --> 00:10:01,497 FREAK. 219 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:02,530 [BOTTLES JOSTLE] 220 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:04,131 I'M ON THE PHONE. 221 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:05,600 HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. 222 00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:06,934 GO GRAZE OUTSIDE. 223 00:10:06,936 --> 00:10:08,267 STOP MOOCHING. 224 00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:10,103 GO BACK TO COLLEGE AND EAT YOUR INSTANT RAMEN. 225 00:10:10,105 --> 00:10:11,136 I'M GOING TO HANG UP. 226 00:10:11,138 --> 00:10:12,537 MOM! 227 00:10:12,539 --> 00:10:14,604 CALEB'S DRINKING OUT OF THE MILK CARTON! 228 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:16,139 I AM NOT! 229 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:20,443 IT'S THE ACIDOPHILUS! 230 00:10:20,444 --> 00:10:23,177 [WOMAN] CALEB, HONEY? YOU OKAY? 231 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,913 WE HEARD YOU GOT DUMPED. 232 00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,319 [BRITISH ACCENT] YOU'RE WAY HOT. 233 00:10:34,555 --> 00:10:36,189 YOUR ACCENT'S SEXY. 234 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:44,260 EVEN THE HOMELESS PEOPLE THERE HAVE ACCENTS, HUH? 235 00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:00,040 I DON'T LIKE TO KISS. 236 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:02,108 YOU'RE KIDDING. 237 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,910 SERIOUSLY. 238 00:11:06,612 --> 00:11:08,613 YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES IF YOU WANT. 239 00:11:13,651 --> 00:11:16,887 YOU KNOW, KISSING IS SO 1990s. 240 00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:36,104 I THINK I MIGHT BE-- 241 00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:40,973 I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY. 242 00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,007 GAY? 243 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,674 WELL, JUST A LITTLE BIT. 244 00:11:43,676 --> 00:11:45,911 I TURNED ANOTHER ONE? 245 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,077 IT COULD BE JUST A PHASE. 246 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:49,045 PLEASE. 247 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:50,579 CAN YOU LIST ANY TRACKS 248 00:11:50,581 --> 00:11:51,679 FROM MADONNA'S LIKE A PRAYER AL 249 00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:53,280 UM, "EXPRESS YOURSELF," 250 00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:54,315 "CHERISH," "OH, FATHER"-- 251 00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:55,516 "VOGUE." 252 00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:57,618 NO, HONEY, "VOGUE" ON DICK TRACY. 253 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,252 IT'S NOT A FUCKING PHASE. 254 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,186 YOU'RE FULL FLEDGED HOMO. 255 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,454 JESUS, WHAT DID I DO? 256 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:05,056 WELL, DIDN'T YOU EVER SUSPECT? 257 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,490 I MEAN, I AM A LITTLE... 258 00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:11,693 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 259 00:12:11,695 --> 00:12:14,062 WE'RE ALL JUST PEOPLE... 260 00:12:15,664 --> 00:12:20,200 JUST BODIES WITH ORGANIC NEEDS. 261 00:12:20,201 --> 00:12:22,568 WE NEED SATISFACTION. 262 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:27,272 WE SHOULDN'T DENY OUR BODIES. 263 00:12:27,274 --> 00:12:29,040 LET'S NOT DENY OUR BODIES. 264 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,374 HONEY, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK THIS TIME. 265 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,209 I'M PRETTY GAY. 266 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,579 I WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU LAST NIGHT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. 267 00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:37,681 YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY POSITIVE ABOUT THIS. 268 00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:41,084 I COULDN'T BE ANY MORE POSITIVE IF I WAS GANG RAPED 269 00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:44,620 IN A REPOSITORY BIN AT THE NEEDLE EXCHANGE! 270 00:12:44,622 --> 00:12:47,489 ALL I DO IS HELP GAYS COME OUT. 271 00:12:47,491 --> 00:12:49,958 SO WHO ARE YOU FUCKING? 272 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,293 WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET. 273 00:12:53,295 --> 00:12:55,629 HUH! I MEAN, EXCEPT WITH YOU. 274 00:12:55,631 --> 00:12:57,130 AND SOME OTHER GIRL. 275 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:58,498 GET OUT. 276 00:12:58,499 --> 00:13:00,530 CAN'T WE BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS OR SOMETHING? 277 00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:03,734 I ALREADY HAVE A GAY BEST FRIEND. 278 00:13:03,736 --> 00:13:06,404 YEAH, MARC. 279 00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:07,471 IS HE SINGLE? 280 00:13:07,473 --> 00:13:09,038 GET OUT! 281 00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:17,711 IT'S LIKE I'M ON A CONVEYOR BELT. 282 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,313 A LITTLE PIECE OF SUSHI NOBODY WANTS. 283 00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:22,048 YOU LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT NOW? 284 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,283 PLEASE, I'LL SETTLE FOR MR. FIVE MINUTES AGO. 285 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:27,651 SORRY. 286 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:28,718 NO PROB-- 287 00:13:30,454 --> 00:13:31,487 BLEM. 288 00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:34,190 JOEY, JUST REMEMBER. 289 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:36,724 EVERY TIME YOU SUCK A DICK, 290 00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:40,294 EVERY TIME YOU POKE SOME BOY IN THE BROWN EYE, 291 00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:44,664 JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU'VE EATEN PUSSY! 292 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,366 YOU ATE PUSSY AND YOU LIKED IT! 293 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,400 I-- 294 00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:49,734 YOU CAME! 295 00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:52,736 HEY, GWEN, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 296 00:13:53,738 --> 00:13:55,472 OH, JESUS. 297 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:01,309 FAIR THEE WELL, MY FAIRY FAY. 298 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:02,677 WHO WAS THAT? 299 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,479 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S A NEWBORN. 300 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:08,583 NO, THE GIRL. 301 00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:09,683 GWEN. 302 00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:11,518 SHE'S HOT. 303 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:15,088 SHE'S CUTE, BUT A TOTAL MEREDITH BROOKS HIT SINGLE. 304 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,356 EXCUSE ME. 305 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,223 THAT HER BOYFRIEND? 306 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:25,127 NO, HER ROOMMATE MARC. 307 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,562 LOVE OF MY LIFE. 308 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,195 HE'S GAY AND I'M INVISIBLE. 309 00:14:29,197 --> 00:14:30,796 SO ALL HER FRIENDS GAY OR WHAT? 310 00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,230 SHE'S KIND OF A FAG HAG. 311 00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,232 I HATE THAT TERM. 312 00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,233 'CAUSE YOU'RE ONE. 313 00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:35,367 SHUT UP. I AM NOT. 314 00:14:35,369 --> 00:14:36,669 YOU LIVE WITH ME. 315 00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:38,735 SO SHE'S STRAIGHT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 316 00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:40,770 YEAH, BUT SHE'S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH MARC. 317 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,773 THEY DATED WHEN HE WAS IN THE CLOSET, 318 00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:45,308 AND SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO REPLACE HIM EVER SINCE. 319 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,310 DOING A REAL GOOD JOB, THOUGH. KEEPS DATING FAGS. 320 00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:53,415 I FEEL LIKE A TURNSTILE TO THE WHITE PARTY. 321 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,482 WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? 322 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:58,718 I DON'T KNOW. 323 00:14:58,719 --> 00:15:00,652 THEY'RE TIME BOMBS, GWEN. 324 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:04,221 IT DOESN'T SEEM WORTH IT. 325 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:05,822 I MET YOU. 326 00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,191 LET'S NOT GO THERE. 327 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:13,196 YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 328 00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:15,731 I WANNA GO HOME. MARC, TAKE ME HOME. 329 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,399 I JUST GOT HERE. 330 00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:19,801 LET'S HANG FOR A BIT. 331 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:23,704 I'LL DO A LITTLE DAMAGE CONTROL. 332 00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:29,608 I BET I LOOKED PRETTY STUPID OUT THERE. 333 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:30,842 NOT AT ALL. 334 00:15:30,844 --> 00:15:33,111 LIAR. 335 00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:34,712 YOU DID LOOK SORTA GOOFY. 336 00:15:34,714 --> 00:15:36,213 I DID? 337 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,649 [IMITATING GWEN] "YOU ATE PUSSY! YOU LIKED IT!" 338 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,450 FUCK YOU. 339 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:49,588 I ALMOST MADE IT WITH BRITISH GUY IN A BROOM CLOSET. 340 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,524 BUT HE WOULDN'T KISS. 341 00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:55,828 MAYBE YOUR BREATH WAS PENISY. 342 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,428 ¶ I GOTTA WORK HARD TO LOOK GOOD ¶ 343 00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,498 ¶ IT AIN'T EASY, IT AIN'T EASY ¶ 344 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,666 ¶ TO BEAT THE GROUND TONIGHT 345 00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:07,168 ¶ IT AIN'T EASY, IT AIN'T EASY ¶ 346 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:11,105 ¶ UNSPOKEN WORDS ARE UNDERSTOOD ¶ 347 00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:13,842 CAN I MAKE YOU A DRINK? 348 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,313 DID YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU A DRINK. 349 00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:21,281 I'M GORGEOUS, NOT HELPLESS. 350 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:23,515 IT'S NOT A SEXIST THING. 351 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:26,451 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE STRESSED OUT. 352 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,454 JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. 353 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,457 SORRY. 354 00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:32,956 THANKS, HON'. WANNA MAKE ONE FOR YOURSELF? 355 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,959 FUCK YOU. 356 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,793 SHE JUST BRUSHED ME OFF WITH A FLAMETHROWER. 357 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,996 SHE'S JUST LIKE THAT AT FIRST. YOU LIKE 'EM BUTCH. 358 00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,437 WOULD YOU STOP BEING A TOTAL ZIT AND LEAVE ME ALONE? 359 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,337 WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? 360 00:16:49,339 --> 00:16:50,837 HI, GWEN. 361 00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:51,905 YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 362 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:54,642 YEAH. CALEB, THIS IS GWEN. 363 00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:57,844 SORRY, CALEB. IT'S BEEN A NIGHT. 364 00:16:57,846 --> 00:16:59,912 UH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 365 00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:03,347 CALEB'S GAY. 366 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,682 HUH? 367 00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:08,817 YOU'RE GAY. 368 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,786 UH. 369 00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,354 HE'S-- HE'S KIND OF NEW. 370 00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,789 OH, HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET. 371 00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:16,890 ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER? 372 00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:18,858 OH, NO, NOT ANYMORE. 373 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:19,892 WE'RE JUST ROOMMATES. 374 00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:20,994 GOOD. 375 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,429 WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER. 376 00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:26,697 SORRY, SOMETIMES I CAN BE A CUNT AND A HALF. 377 00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:28,999 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DRUNK BREEDER BOY 378 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,702 GOING FOR THE CHICK IN DESPAIR. 379 00:17:31,704 --> 00:17:34,336 YOUR SHOES HAD ME FOOLED. 380 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:39,006 LIKE I SAID, HE'S NEW. 381 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,976 GWEN. 382 00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:45,743 HI, MARC. 383 00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:46,878 KEVIN. 384 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,912 KYLE. 385 00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:50,815 MARC, THIS IS CALEB. 386 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,582 HI. 387 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,351 HE'S FAMILY. 388 00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,856 NICE TO MEET YOU, CALEB. 389 00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:08,796 OH. OH, SORRY. 390 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:11,764 I'M-- I'M TOTALLY DRUNK. 391 00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,932 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE DESIGNATED DRIVER. 392 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,433 NO, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG, GWEN. 393 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:17,602 UH, I WAS JUST MEETING GWEN AND-- 394 00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:18,667 ARE YOU KNEW HERE? 395 00:18:18,669 --> 00:18:19,936 HE'S MY ROOMMATE. 396 00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:21,068 WE DATED. 397 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,836 WE DIDN'T DATE. 398 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:25,406 LET'S AWAY. OUR WORK IS DONE HERE. 399 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:27,539 UH, WHERE YOU GOING? 400 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,007 WHAT? 401 00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,709 LET'S GIVE THEM SOME ROOM TO BREATHE ON EACH OTHER. 402 00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,677 I WANTED TO TALK TO MARC. 403 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,645 NOT A CHANCE WITH THAT AROUND, HON'. 404 00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:38,681 SO... 405 00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:40,650 [CHUCKLES] 406 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:41,817 YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND. 407 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,485 HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 408 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:44,618 OH, SO NOW YOU'RE GAY? 409 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,719 THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 410 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:47,320 YOU KNEW HOW I FELT ABOUT HIM. 411 00:18:47,322 --> 00:18:48,421 WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING. 412 00:18:48,423 --> 00:18:49,455 YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE. 413 00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:50,622 THAT WAS HIS IDEA. 414 00:18:50,624 --> 00:18:51,757 I'VE BEEN STALKING HIM FOR YEARS. 415 00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:52,990 YOU DECIDED TO BE GAY FOR ONE NIGHT. 416 00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:54,658 I'M NOT GAY. 417 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,393 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM YOU LIKE HIM? 418 00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,862 THAT WOULD BE AS FUTILE AS DRUG TESTING AT THE GAY GAMES. 419 00:18:58,864 --> 00:19:02,599 SO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET GWEN LIKE THIS. 420 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:07,035 I DON'T KNOW. 421 00:19:07,037 --> 00:19:09,371 I DON'T WANT TO GO, 422 00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,505 BUT HE LIVES WITH HER. 423 00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:13,039 I'LL GET TO SEE HER AGAIN. 424 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,540 I CAN JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH 425 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:18,342 AND GET THIS WHOLE THING SORTED OUT. 426 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,410 OF COURSE THERE GOES ANY CHANCE I HAD WITH HER. 427 00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:23,546 AND YOU LIVE WITH ME, 428 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:25,514 SO MARC WILL HAVE TO COME HERE. 429 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,350 THIS COULD BE PARFAIT. 430 00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:28,516 GO ON A FEW DATES WITH MARC, 431 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:30,017 THE FOUR OF US HANG. 432 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:33,454 YOU COME TO THE SAD REALIZATION THAT YOU'RE STRAIGHT. 433 00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:36,088 YOU GO RUNNING TO GWEN. MARC COMES RUNNING TO ME. 434 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:37,590 GENIUS. 435 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,091 I'LL BE YOUR... GOATEE. 436 00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:41,525 HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'LL DO THAT? 437 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:42,892 THAT SOUNDS "ETCH-A-SKETCHY" TO ME. 438 00:19:42,894 --> 00:19:44,927 NO, NO, IT'S PARFAIT. 439 00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:47,895 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HUMAN NATURE THE WAY I DO. I'M A MUSICIAN. 440 00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,864 AND WHO GOT YOU THAT DATE WITH TIFFANY? 441 00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:51,866 CALEB YOU HIT HER WITH MY CAR ON PURPOSE? 442 00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:53,500 NO THAT WAS JUST DUMB LUCK, 443 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,767 I KNEW HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION. 444 00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:58,102 PLUS TIFFANY LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THEM, 445 00:19:58,104 --> 00:20:01,773 AND SEEING YOU DATE HER NEIGHBOR WOULD KILL HER. 446 00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:05,475 OKAY, ONE DATE, AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES FROM THERE-- 447 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:06,943 BUT NO SEX STUFF. 448 00:20:06,945 --> 00:20:08,812 YEAH, TRY TO CONTROL YOURSELF. 449 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:25,793 FUCK ME OR... 450 00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:27,528 FUCK YOU? 451 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,931 YOU'LL ACTUALLY WEAR IT FOR WHAT, 20 MINUTES? 452 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:32,464 NOT WITH THIS GUY. 453 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,066 BECAUSE HE'S MR. WONDERFUL, 454 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,903 MR. YIN UP MY YANG. 455 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,971 I TALKED TO HIM FOR 15 MINUTES, 456 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:43,673 AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN HIM MY WHOLE LIFE. 457 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,175 I'LL BE HAPPY IF HE LIKES TO KISS. 458 00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:48,044 HE'S PROBABLY A FREAK. 459 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,678 WHEN HE'S AROUND, 460 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,146 MY HEART BEATS LIKE A TRAILER PARK HUSBAND. 461 00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:56,083 THAT IS SO GAY. 462 00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,986 AND I MEAN ALL THREE DEFINITIONS. 463 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,053 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EATING OUT? 464 00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:04,055 RICHARD'S HAVING A BBQ 465 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:07,424 FOR STAFF IN THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT. 466 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:08,893 AND THEN? 467 00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:10,829 I DON'T KNOW... 468 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:18,068 BUT TRY NOT TO BE HERE. 469 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,670 SO THEN YOU'RE EATING OUT. 470 00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:26,741 WHAT IF HE TRIES TO GRAB ME? 471 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,177 WE'RE NOT PIRATES. WE JUST DRESS LIKE THEM. 472 00:21:29,179 --> 00:21:30,611 AND CHASE BOOTY. 473 00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:32,479 HE'LL BE JUST AS NERVOUS AS YOU, 474 00:21:32,481 --> 00:21:36,047 SO TRY NOT TO PUNCH HIM IF HE MAKES A MOVE ON YOU OR ANYTHING. 475 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:37,917 I DON'T THINK I'D PUNCH HIM. 476 00:21:37,919 --> 00:21:40,652 THEN HE'LL PROBABLY JUST START CRYING OR SOMETHING. 477 00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:43,587 OH, YOU GOT FAGITTUDE. 478 00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:45,722 WELL, HOW DO I KNOW IF HE WANTS TO DO IT? 479 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,957 IS THERE LIKE A CODE WORD OR SOMETHING? 480 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,659 YOU MEAN, LIKE, HOMO LINGO? 481 00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:52,160 WE TALK NORMALLY, IN ENGLISH. 482 00:21:52,162 --> 00:21:56,663 OH, I'M A FAILED ROLE MODEL. 483 00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:58,132 DO I LOOK GAY? 484 00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:02,868 HM, LIKE AN INSATIABLE BOTTOM. 485 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:04,770 [PHONE RINGS] 486 00:22:06,938 --> 00:22:08,105 WHY'D YOU SAY THAT? 487 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:09,972 JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU. 488 00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:13,575 IT'S FOR YOU, BLOWMEO. 489 00:22:13,577 --> 00:22:14,609 HELLO? 490 00:22:14,611 --> 00:22:16,744 IT'S ME. 491 00:22:16,746 --> 00:22:18,512 HI, TIFFANY. 492 00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:21,515 I WAS JUST RUNNING OUT THE DOOR, BUT HI, TIFFANY. 493 00:22:21,516 --> 00:22:23,650 SO I RAN INTO MAX TODAY. 494 00:22:25,718 --> 00:22:27,118 HOW IS MAX? 495 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,154 WELL, HE'S FINE AND YOU'RE GAY. 496 00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:32,589 OH, THAT'S JUST-- 497 00:22:32,591 --> 00:22:35,023 IT EXPLAINS AN AWFUL LOT. 498 00:22:35,025 --> 00:22:37,259 I THOUGHT MAYBE I WASN'T ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH, 499 00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:41,229 BUT NOW I SEE WHERE I STAND. 500 00:22:41,231 --> 00:22:42,697 WHY ARE YOU CALLING? 501 00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:45,932 I THOUGHT MAYBE, YOU KNOW. 502 00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:49,970 I COULD WIN YOU BACK TO OUR TEAM. 503 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,740 SORRY TIFFANI, I'M GAY NOW. 504 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,009 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 505 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,612 ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU DID IT TO ME. 506 00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:03,645 WHAT? 507 00:23:03,646 --> 00:23:05,278 I THINK YOU TURNED ME GAY. 508 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,181 I DID NOT TURN YOU GAY! 509 00:23:07,183 --> 00:23:08,215 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 510 00:23:08,217 --> 00:23:09,949 DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 511 00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:11,183 I AM A PERSON! 512 00:23:11,185 --> 00:23:13,150 HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT? 513 00:23:13,152 --> 00:23:15,051 BASTARD! [GROWLS] 514 00:23:15,054 --> 00:23:18,256 FAG! FAG! FAG! FAG! 515 00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,708 IT'S FUNNY, I USED TO HAVE-- 516 00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:42,542 I HAD A FRIEND THAT LIVED IN THIS SAME BUILDING. 517 00:23:42,544 --> 00:23:44,210 I'LL BE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES, OKAY? 518 00:23:44,212 --> 00:23:46,679 PLEASE, SIEGFRIED AND ROY COULDN'T TAME YOUR HAIR. 519 00:23:46,681 --> 00:23:47,813 IT'S OKAY. 520 00:23:47,815 --> 00:23:49,614 GWEN CAN KEEP YOU COMPANY. 521 00:23:49,616 --> 00:23:52,883 I'M USED TO ENTERTAINING YOUR TRICKS. 522 00:23:52,885 --> 00:23:53,984 OKAY, MUTE. 523 00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:55,617 SHE'S KIDDING. 524 00:23:55,619 --> 00:23:57,286 I HAVEN'T HAD A TRICK IN, LIKE, SO LONG. 525 00:23:57,288 --> 00:23:59,154 I MEAN-- 526 00:23:59,156 --> 00:24:00,888 TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS. 527 00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:04,056 I'VE HAD DATES. IT'S JUST-- 528 00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:05,191 GO POWDER YOUR NOSE, BABE. 529 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,960 THE POWDER THAT GOES ON YOUR NOSE. 530 00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:07,993 [SIGHS] 531 00:24:14,332 --> 00:24:17,836 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE GWEN ANDERSEN SHOW. 532 00:24:17,838 --> 00:24:19,002 HI. 533 00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,270 MIND IF I COUCH WITH YOU? 534 00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:21,671 SURE. 535 00:24:21,672 --> 00:24:24,873 SO WHAT'S YOUR MAJORETTE? 536 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,274 POLI-SCI. 537 00:24:26,276 --> 00:24:28,010 OOH, BRAINY SMURF. 538 00:24:28,012 --> 00:24:30,710 I'M NOT ANY GOOD AT IT, THOUGH. 539 00:24:30,712 --> 00:24:33,045 HONEST. 540 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,247 I LIKE YOU. 541 00:24:34,249 --> 00:24:36,282 THANKS. 542 00:24:36,284 --> 00:24:38,816 DID YOU BRING CONDOMS? 543 00:24:40,118 --> 00:24:41,151 UH, FOR... 544 00:24:41,153 --> 00:24:42,153 I'M KIDDING. 545 00:24:42,155 --> 00:24:46,823 RELAX. YOU LOOK SO TENSE. 546 00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:47,989 HOW'S THAT? 547 00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:52,192 IT'S NICE. 548 00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:56,196 WHEN YOU GUYS GET HOME TONIGHT, 549 00:24:56,198 --> 00:24:57,930 TRY NOT TO MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE. 550 00:24:57,932 --> 00:25:00,732 I HAVE TO TUTOR IN THE MORNING. 551 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,033 I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT-- 552 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,900 KIDDING AGAIN. 553 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,434 I DON'T TUTOR. 554 00:25:05,436 --> 00:25:07,068 MAKE ALL THE NOISE YOU WANT. 555 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,836 THIS GIRL UPSTAIRS 556 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:10,737 HAS ALL THESE GUYS OVER 557 00:25:10,739 --> 00:25:12,271 AND MAKES THEM PRETEND TO RAPE HER. 558 00:25:12,273 --> 00:25:15,040 SHE SCREAMS AND THROWS THINGS. 559 00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:16,907 IT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. 560 00:25:16,909 --> 00:25:18,843 I CALLED THE COPS THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES. 561 00:25:18,845 --> 00:25:21,345 OH. HUH. 562 00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,879 IT'S PROBABLY NOT DIFFERENT GUYS. 563 00:25:22,881 --> 00:25:24,446 IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE SAME GUY, 564 00:25:24,448 --> 00:25:26,182 YOU KNOW, JUST DIFFERENT ROLES. 565 00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:28,083 OH NO, IT'S DIFFERENT GUYS. 566 00:25:28,085 --> 00:25:30,250 SOMETIMES THERE'S LIKE THREE OR FOUR OF THEM, 567 00:25:30,252 --> 00:25:32,452 AND THEY DO THIS WHOLE GANG-BANG ROUTINE. 568 00:25:32,454 --> 00:25:34,822 SHE'S ALL "NO! 569 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,722 YOU'RE DOING ME ALL AT ONCE." 570 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:39,358 SICK, HUH? 571 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,726 BUT YOU KNOW, TO EACH HER OWN. 572 00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:47,064 MY PARENTS THINK I'M NUTS FOR CHASING GAY BOYS. 573 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,431 MAYBE THEY'D LIGHTEN UP 574 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:53,300 IF I TOLD THEM I WAS INTO ORGIASTIC SPLENDOR. 575 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:59,072 YOU KNOW, TWO GUYS, ONE ORIFICE. 576 00:25:59,074 --> 00:26:03,175 THEY CALL IT DOUBLE-DICKING. 577 00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:08,747 THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD. 578 00:26:08,749 --> 00:26:11,816 SO... 579 00:26:11,818 --> 00:26:16,487 CALEB. 580 00:26:16,489 --> 00:26:20,958 BEFORE YOU STARTED TO GO GIRL, 581 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:26,129 DID YOU EVER GO GIRL? 582 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:29,498 OH, NO. I MEAN, JUST THE THOUGHT. 583 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,933 OH, DEFENSIVE. 584 00:26:31,935 --> 00:26:35,336 LIKE NOT EVEN BEFORE YOU CAME OUT? 585 00:26:35,338 --> 00:26:38,272 NO. 586 00:26:38,274 --> 00:26:43,475 OKAY, SO SUE ME, BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT. 587 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:48,047 IF YOU'VE NEVER TRICKED WITH A CHICK, 588 00:26:48,049 --> 00:26:51,150 ARE YOU SURE YOU PICK DICK? 589 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:54,118 WELL, I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH A DUDE 590 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:59,257 AND I, YOU KNOW, GAY. 591 00:26:59,259 --> 00:27:04,094 MY GOD. YOU'RE A VIRGIN? 592 00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:07,528 A VIRGIN HOMOSEXUAL. 593 00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:12,197 LET ME TOUCH YOU. 594 00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:14,333 WHAT ABOUT KYLE? 595 00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:16,335 OH NO, WE NEVER... 596 00:27:16,337 --> 00:27:19,302 THANK GOD, YOU JUST DON'T LOOK RIGHT TOGETHER. 597 00:27:20,904 --> 00:27:23,171 A VIRGIN. 598 00:27:23,173 --> 00:27:24,940 [CHUCKLES] 599 00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:26,942 YOU'RE SO CUTE. 600 00:27:28,843 --> 00:27:31,377 HOW'D YOU MAKE IT PAST 18? 601 00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:33,113 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT SOME MUSCLE DADDY 602 00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:34,881 WOULD'VE PLUCKED YOU FROM THE CHICKEN COOP 603 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:38,316 A LONG TIME AGO. 604 00:27:38,318 --> 00:27:41,819 WELL, MARC IS VERY GENTLE. 605 00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:44,154 HE PLUCKED MY CHERRY. 606 00:27:44,155 --> 00:27:47,422 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 607 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:48,556 OKAY. 608 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:56,363 CALEB, HONEY. 609 00:27:56,365 --> 00:28:00,566 IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BOY OR A GIRL, 610 00:28:00,568 --> 00:28:03,603 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE NORMAL THING FIRST. 611 00:28:03,605 --> 00:28:09,542 I MEAN WHY STRAY DOWN A PATH OF OPPRESSION AND ISOLATION 612 00:28:09,544 --> 00:28:17,014 WHEN HAPPINESS MIGHT BE RIGHT HERE? 613 00:28:17,016 --> 00:28:22,953 EVER EVEN BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT KISSING A GIRL. 614 00:28:22,954 --> 00:28:25,219 A LITTLE MAYBE? 615 00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,389 GWEN? 616 00:28:29,391 --> 00:28:32,124 YES? 617 00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:35,094 WE NEED TO TALK. 618 00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:38,563 TALK TO ME. 619 00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:40,031 AM I INTERRUPTING? 620 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:42,634 OKAY, I TRIED EVERYTHING. TOTAL FAG. 621 00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:45,436 HE'S ALL YOURS. 622 00:28:45,438 --> 00:28:47,970 SHE TRIES THAT ON EVERYONE. 623 00:28:47,972 --> 00:28:51,106 NOT THAT THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS. 624 00:28:51,108 --> 00:28:54,376 YOU READY? 625 00:28:54,378 --> 00:28:59,546 SURE, WHATEVER. 626 00:28:59,548 --> 00:29:01,381 PLAY WITH THE SAFETY ON, BOYS. 627 00:29:01,383 --> 00:29:05,485 ALWAYS DO, MOTHER. 628 00:29:05,486 --> 00:29:08,386 WOULD YOU BOYS DO ME A FAVOR? 629 00:29:08,388 --> 00:29:11,888 IT WOULD SO TURN ME ON. 630 00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:13,357 WHAT'S THAT? 631 00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,325 KISS. 632 00:29:15,327 --> 00:29:18,094 I THINK TWO GUYS KISSING IS SO HOT. 633 00:29:18,096 --> 00:29:20,162 NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. 634 00:29:20,164 --> 00:29:21,630 PLEASE? 635 00:29:21,632 --> 00:29:23,965 WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT IN PRIVATE YET. 636 00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:26,667 I MEAN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'RE GOING THERE. 637 00:29:26,669 --> 00:29:29,503 THINK OF IT AS AN ICEBREAKER. 638 00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:30,504 CALEB? 639 00:29:32,173 --> 00:29:35,041 PLEASE? FOR ME? 640 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,509 UM, IF IT'S OKAY WITH MARC. 641 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:39,643 OH, IT'S OKAY. 642 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,110 WELL, GREAT! 643 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:43,980 GREAT. 644 00:29:43,981 --> 00:29:45,113 GREAT. 645 00:29:51,551 --> 00:29:54,287 PLEASE, HOW'S A GIRL SUPPOSED TO GET OFF ON THAT? 646 00:29:54,289 --> 00:29:55,921 I KISSED MY GRANDMA LIKE THAT IN HER COFFIN. 647 00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:57,555 GWEN, IF HE DOESN'T WANT-- 648 00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:13,035 [MARC] WOW. THAT'S A WAY TO START A DATE. 649 00:30:15,570 --> 00:30:17,604 HOW WAS THAT? 650 00:30:17,606 --> 00:30:18,705 IT WAS GREAT. 651 00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:21,274 IT WAS A START. 652 00:30:21,276 --> 00:30:23,242 GOODBYE, GWEN. 653 00:30:23,243 --> 00:30:25,276 UH, BYE, GWEN. 654 00:30:25,278 --> 00:30:27,143 BYE... 655 00:30:27,145 --> 00:30:30,547 SEXUAL. 656 00:30:30,549 --> 00:30:32,615 [MARC] SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT. 657 00:30:32,617 --> 00:30:35,150 THAT'S JUST GWEN. 658 00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:37,417 OH, I TOTALLY DIG HER. SHE'S GREAT. 659 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,652 YEAH, I TOTALLY LOVE HER. 660 00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:41,722 IF ONLY I WAS STRAIGHT, YOU KNOW. 661 00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:45,223 SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I FIND THE PERFECT GUY, 662 00:30:45,225 --> 00:30:47,326 IT'S A GIRL. 663 00:30:47,328 --> 00:30:49,661 STRAIGHT BOYS MUST HAVE IT SO EASY. 664 00:30:49,663 --> 00:30:52,030 I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 665 00:30:52,032 --> 00:30:54,132 COME ON. PERFECT GIRLS ARE EVERYWHERE. 666 00:30:54,134 --> 00:30:58,401 IT'S CRUEL. 667 00:30:58,403 --> 00:31:02,272 SORRY, AM I MAKING YOU NERVOUS? 668 00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:05,440 NOT AT ALL. 669 00:31:05,441 --> 00:31:07,140 I'M MAKING YOU NERVOUS. 670 00:31:09,209 --> 00:31:12,644 NO, IT'S OKAY. 671 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:15,680 SO I GOT TO WARN YOU. 672 00:31:15,682 --> 00:31:18,014 THEY'RE ALL MUSIC TYPES AT THIS PARTY. 673 00:31:18,016 --> 00:31:19,982 CLASSICAL MUSICIANS. 674 00:31:19,984 --> 00:31:22,285 LITTLE OFF BEAT. 675 00:31:22,287 --> 00:31:23,319 THAT MEANS CRAZY. 676 00:31:23,321 --> 00:31:25,754 YEAH. 677 00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:32,059 YOU LIKE CLASSICAL? 678 00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:34,427 [MAN] HELLO, SWEETHEART. 679 00:31:34,429 --> 00:31:38,531 OOH, WHO IS THIS? 680 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,600 CALEB, THIS IS RICHARD 681 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:42,400 AND HIS WIFE MIKO. 682 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:46,269 [CHUCKLES] 683 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,404 [LAUGHS] AND SO THE PROGRAM SPELLED BEETHOVEN 684 00:31:49,406 --> 00:31:52,608 B-E-A-T... [LAUGHS] 685 00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:59,114 SO CALEB, WHAT DO YOU DO? 686 00:31:59,116 --> 00:32:00,148 UH... 687 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,282 HE GOES TO THE U. 688 00:32:01,284 --> 00:32:02,682 WONDERFUL. 689 00:32:02,684 --> 00:32:05,151 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN AN ITEM? 690 00:32:05,153 --> 00:32:06,319 RONNIE. 691 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:07,419 PLEASE. 692 00:32:07,421 --> 00:32:09,588 WE KINDA JUST MET. 693 00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:12,323 THAT'S SO SWEET. 694 00:32:12,325 --> 00:32:15,492 THE TWO OF YOU LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER, 695 00:32:15,494 --> 00:32:18,495 LIKE A COUPLE OF JUDDS OR CULKINS. 696 00:32:18,497 --> 00:32:21,332 CALEB, HAVE YOU HEARD MARC PLAY? 697 00:32:21,334 --> 00:32:23,132 NO. 698 00:32:23,134 --> 00:32:26,435 WELL, YOU MUST. HE IS THE MOST TALENTED PIANIST 699 00:32:26,436 --> 00:32:28,201 THIS SCHOOL'S HAD IN YEARS. 700 00:32:28,203 --> 00:32:30,404 IT'S DIVINE. 701 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,807 MARC, YOU HAVE TO PLAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 702 00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:36,576 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO EIGHT HANDS TWO PIANOS LATER. 703 00:32:36,578 --> 00:32:38,476 YES. RICHARD. 704 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:43,615 SET THAT UP. 705 00:32:43,617 --> 00:32:47,451 CALEB, WHY DON'T YOU TURN PAGES FOR MARC AND WINSTON. 706 00:32:47,453 --> 00:32:50,188 JUST TURN THE PAGE AS FAST AS YOU CAN WHEN I NOD. 707 00:32:51,423 --> 00:32:54,725 YOU'LL DO FINE. 708 00:32:54,727 --> 00:32:59,196 READY? 709 00:32:59,198 --> 00:33:00,331 AND... 710 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,165 ¶ 711 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:25,885 TURN. 712 00:33:25,887 --> 00:33:30,522 OH. 713 00:33:30,524 --> 00:33:31,790 SORRY. 714 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,219 TURN. 715 00:34:43,555 --> 00:34:45,356 THAT WAS SO COOL, MAN. 716 00:34:45,358 --> 00:34:46,890 YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME. 717 00:34:46,892 --> 00:34:48,592 MARC YOU REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME? 718 00:34:48,594 --> 00:34:49,991 IT WAS GREAT. 719 00:34:49,993 --> 00:34:51,392 THAT RONNIE'S A CHARACTER. 720 00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:55,730 YEAH, I HAVE SOME WEIRD FRIENDS. 721 00:34:55,732 --> 00:34:56,896 THEY'RE FUN, THOUGH. 722 00:34:56,898 --> 00:34:59,732 AND YOU'RE GREAT ON THE PIANO. 723 00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,669 I'M ALSO A FLAUTIST. 724 00:35:02,671 --> 00:35:07,737 JUST EAT LESS BEANS. 725 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:10,506 YOU SEEN THAT ONE? 726 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,474 I DON'T THINK SO. 727 00:35:12,476 --> 00:35:14,342 IT'S REALLY GOOD. 728 00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:16,710 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 729 00:35:16,712 --> 00:35:18,412 YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT? 730 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,780 YEAH? 731 00:35:20,782 --> 00:35:21,814 WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING? 732 00:35:21,816 --> 00:35:23,382 IT'S JUST KYLE. 733 00:35:23,384 --> 00:35:24,449 HE ASKED ABOUT ME? 734 00:35:24,451 --> 00:35:25,482 NO. 735 00:35:25,484 --> 00:35:26,516 HAS HE MENTIONED ME? 736 00:35:26,518 --> 00:35:27,984 NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 737 00:35:27,986 --> 00:35:29,552 WELL, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING? 738 00:35:29,554 --> 00:35:30,954 RENTING VIDEOS. 739 00:35:30,956 --> 00:35:32,555 WHAT? 740 00:35:32,557 --> 00:35:34,389 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING ALONG WITH THIS. 741 00:35:34,391 --> 00:35:36,590 THIS IS SICK. 742 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,660 I'M IN A VIDEO STORE, SO I CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW. 743 00:35:38,662 --> 00:35:39,894 [GWEN] PRONTO? 744 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:40,961 HEY. 745 00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:42,529 I'M AT DEBBIE MILFORD'S. 746 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,328 AM I GONNA HAVE TO HANG OVER NIGHT HERE? 747 00:35:44,329 --> 00:35:46,862 RENTING A VIDEO IS CODE FOR HAVING SEX. 748 00:35:46,864 --> 00:35:48,497 YOU'RE PARANOID. 749 00:35:48,499 --> 00:35:52,033 RENTING A VIDEO? SO I AM STAYING THE NIGHT. 750 00:35:52,035 --> 00:35:54,768 WELL, HE'S SO CUTE. 751 00:35:54,770 --> 00:35:56,336 WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN? 752 00:35:56,338 --> 00:35:58,073 TWO GAY MEN SITTING ON A COUCH, 753 00:35:58,075 --> 00:36:00,508 BORING MOVIE, RAGING HARD-ONS. 754 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:03,676 IT'S THE CODE. YOU RENT A VIDEO, YOU GET LAID. 755 00:36:05,678 --> 00:36:07,781 DUDE, YOU SAID THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS GAYSPEAK. 756 00:36:07,783 --> 00:36:10,048 KYLE WELL I WAS WRONG. DO NOT GO HOME WITH HIM. 757 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:11,481 GWEN'S GONNA BE THERE. 758 00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:13,049 ONLY IF SHE'S A BAD FAG HAG. 759 00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:16,386 [WOMAN] GWEN HONEY, YOUR TURN. 760 00:36:16,388 --> 00:36:18,321 JUST A SECOND. 761 00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:20,055 TAKE YOUR TIME SWEETIE. 762 00:36:20,057 --> 00:36:21,556 WE HAVE ALL NIGHT LONG. 763 00:36:21,558 --> 00:36:23,458 CALEB, THIS IS SO NOT COOL. 764 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,058 NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. 765 00:36:25,059 --> 00:36:27,793 PLUS, I CAN TELL GWEN'S INTO ME. IT'S WORKING. 766 00:36:27,795 --> 00:36:29,594 KYLE OF COURSE SHE'S INTO YOU. YOU'RE GAY. 767 00:36:29,596 --> 00:36:30,995 SHUT THE FUCK UP. 768 00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:36,398 GOD, GWEN HE IS SO... UNH. 769 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,067 WELL SWEETIE, IF YOU DON'T SCORE, 770 00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,903 WILL YOU PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE CALL ME SO I CAN COME HOME? 771 00:36:40,905 --> 00:36:42,437 OKAY. 772 00:36:42,439 --> 00:36:44,105 SWEAR ON YOUR SIMON REX JACKOFF VIDEO? 773 00:36:44,107 --> 00:36:45,504 NO FAIR. 774 00:36:45,506 --> 00:36:47,508 LOOK, DON'T YOU GET BI-CURIOUS NOW. 775 00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:49,509 IF SHE'S NOT HOME, THEN I OUTTA THERE. 776 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,478 KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN. 777 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,078 I'M HANGING UP. 778 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,114 OKAY, HE'S GETTING OFF. 779 00:37:00,086 --> 00:37:05,922 SO YOU SEEN ANY OF THESE? 780 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:13,495 GWEN? 781 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,965 GWEN. 782 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:24,505 HMM, I THOUGHT SHE'D BE BACK BY NOW. 783 00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:27,441 WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT THE PLACE TO OURSELVES. 784 00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:30,476 GO AHEAD. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 785 00:37:30,478 --> 00:37:33,079 AND WHEN I SAY THAT, I MEAN TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES 786 00:37:33,081 --> 00:37:36,615 AND ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR. 787 00:37:36,617 --> 00:37:38,515 GWEN? 788 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:45,454 TRUST ME, IF SHE WAS HERE, SHE'D BE ALL UP IN OUR PUBES. 789 00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:50,924 SO... VIDEO? 790 00:37:50,926 --> 00:37:52,892 HUH? 791 00:37:52,894 --> 00:37:55,159 YOU KNOW, THAT THING WE RENTED. 792 00:37:55,161 --> 00:37:57,462 OH, YEAH. 793 00:37:57,464 --> 00:38:00,730 WE COULD WATCH IT. 794 00:38:00,732 --> 00:38:01,998 YEAH. 795 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,566 OR... 796 00:38:04,568 --> 00:38:06,067 OR? 797 00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:11,572 OR WE COULD NOT WATCH IT. 798 00:38:11,574 --> 00:38:14,507 OH. 799 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,841 IT'S UP TO YOU. 800 00:38:15,843 --> 00:38:18,143 I'M COOL EITHER WAY. 801 00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:20,045 ¶ [MOVIE MUSIC] 802 00:38:51,441 --> 00:38:52,740 UM, SORRY. 803 00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:03,616 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. 804 00:39:03,618 --> 00:39:06,685 YEAH. 805 00:39:06,686 --> 00:39:09,853 SO GWEN'S STILL NOT BACK YET. HUH? 806 00:39:09,855 --> 00:39:14,090 SHE USUALLY IS BY NOW. 807 00:39:14,092 --> 00:39:15,624 IT'S GETTING LATE. 808 00:39:15,626 --> 00:39:19,461 YEAH, I'M GETTING TIRED, TOO. 809 00:39:19,463 --> 00:39:24,596 I SHOULD PROBABLY... 810 00:39:24,598 --> 00:39:25,699 YEAH. 811 00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:29,803 [PHONE RINGS] 812 00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:31,171 HELLO? 813 00:39:31,173 --> 00:39:32,939 [GWEN] YOU ANSWERED? YOU FUCK. 814 00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,004 GWEN. 815 00:39:34,006 --> 00:39:35,874 WHAT'S GOING ON? 816 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,774 CAUSE IF YOU WERE FUCKING YOU WOULDN'T BE ANSWERING. 817 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,943 AND IF YOU'RE NOT FUCKING, YOU SHOULD BE CALLING ME, 818 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:41,577 TELLING ME I CAN FUCKING COME HOME. 819 00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:43,877 YEAH, CALEB'S HERE. 820 00:39:43,879 --> 00:39:45,712 WE JUST WATCHED A VIDEO. 821 00:39:45,713 --> 00:39:47,113 YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED IT? 822 00:39:47,115 --> 00:39:49,814 LOOK, DEBBIE HAD ONE HER BREATHING FITS, 823 00:39:49,816 --> 00:39:52,949 SO THEY PUT ME IN HER DEAD GRANDMA'S ROOM. 824 00:39:52,951 --> 00:39:55,252 IT'S REALLY CREEPY IN HERE. 825 00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:58,154 WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE BACK BY NOW. 826 00:39:58,156 --> 00:39:59,954 HA, FUCKING, HA. 827 00:39:59,956 --> 00:40:01,722 DYING LA MUERTA LOCA HERE. 828 00:40:01,724 --> 00:40:03,824 MARC YEAH, MAYBE HE CAN STAY, 829 00:40:03,826 --> 00:40:05,593 AND WE CAN ALL THREE HANG OUT SOME. 830 00:40:05,595 --> 00:40:07,495 SO YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE. 831 00:40:07,497 --> 00:40:09,595 HASN'T ANYONE MADE A MOVE YET? 832 00:40:09,597 --> 00:40:11,530 YEAH, THE MOVIE WAS GREAT. 833 00:40:11,532 --> 00:40:13,098 OH GOD. 834 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,199 MARC, LET ME TALK TO HIM. 835 00:40:14,201 --> 00:40:15,935 WHAT? 836 00:40:15,937 --> 00:40:18,036 PUT HIM ON. LET ME GET THE BALLS ROLLING. 837 00:40:19,772 --> 00:40:23,174 UM, SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 838 00:40:23,176 --> 00:40:24,543 REALLY? 839 00:40:24,545 --> 00:40:25,677 YEAH. 840 00:40:25,678 --> 00:40:26,809 HERE HE IS. 841 00:40:26,811 --> 00:40:28,544 MARC, DON'T FUCKING WASTE THIS. 842 00:40:28,546 --> 00:40:32,814 MARC HANDS THE RECEIVER TO CALEB. 843 00:40:32,816 --> 00:40:33,915 HELLO? 844 00:40:33,917 --> 00:40:36,817 HI, CALEB. 845 00:40:36,819 --> 00:40:38,918 HOW WAS THE DATE? 846 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,720 UM. 847 00:40:40,722 --> 00:40:43,788 OH, I GUESS YOU CAN'T ANSWER BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT THERE. 848 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:44,956 YEAH. 849 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:48,626 OKAY, LET'S PLAY A GAME. 850 00:40:48,628 --> 00:40:50,227 YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME? 851 00:40:50,229 --> 00:40:52,095 OKAY. SURE. 852 00:40:52,097 --> 00:40:53,761 I'LL TRY TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT 853 00:40:53,763 --> 00:40:57,266 WHILE YOU JUST SAY YES OR NO. OKAY? 854 00:40:57,268 --> 00:40:58,666 YES. 855 00:40:58,668 --> 00:40:59,834 GOOD START. 856 00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:02,568 HMMM. 857 00:41:02,570 --> 00:41:04,070 HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING? 858 00:41:04,072 --> 00:41:06,039 NO. 859 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,806 ARE YOU NERVOUS? 860 00:41:08,808 --> 00:41:10,141 YES, DEFINITELY. 861 00:41:10,143 --> 00:41:13,276 BUT ARE YOU EXCITED? 862 00:41:13,278 --> 00:41:16,545 I GUESS. 863 00:41:16,547 --> 00:41:19,581 VERY EXCITED? 864 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:20,714 I DON'T KNOW. 865 00:41:20,716 --> 00:41:23,149 HMM. 866 00:41:23,151 --> 00:41:26,987 COULD YOU GET VERY EXCITED? 867 00:41:26,989 --> 00:41:28,088 YEAH. 868 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:31,056 IS THIS EXCITING YOU? 869 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:34,126 YES. 870 00:41:34,128 --> 00:41:36,294 I CAN MAKE YOU LESS NERVOUS. 871 00:41:36,296 --> 00:41:38,228 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 872 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:39,629 HUH? 873 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,597 COME ON, JUST PLAY ALONG. 874 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:44,767 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 875 00:41:44,769 --> 00:41:45,768 OKAY. 876 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:47,301 CLOSED? 877 00:41:47,302 --> 00:41:49,135 YES. 878 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:50,302 TIGHT? 879 00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:53,238 YES. 880 00:41:53,240 --> 00:42:00,011 NOW LEAN BACK, VERY SLOWLY. 881 00:42:04,049 --> 00:42:06,316 OKAY. 882 00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,283 DO YOU LIKE MY VOICE? 883 00:42:08,285 --> 00:42:10,252 YES. 884 00:42:10,254 --> 00:42:12,187 IT'S COMFORTING, ISN'T IT? 885 00:42:12,189 --> 00:42:14,089 YES. 886 00:42:14,091 --> 00:42:16,156 I LIKE YOURS, TOO. 887 00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:19,359 IT'S SEXY. 888 00:42:19,361 --> 00:42:21,295 IS MINE SEXY? 889 00:42:21,297 --> 00:42:22,862 YES. 890 00:42:22,864 --> 00:42:25,265 DO YOU FEEL SEXY? 891 00:42:30,736 --> 00:42:32,135 YEAH. 892 00:42:32,137 --> 00:42:36,274 NOW JUST FEEL YOUR HEART 893 00:42:36,276 --> 00:42:41,443 PUMPING THE BLOOD THROUGH YOUR BODY. 894 00:42:41,445 --> 00:42:44,380 I CAN FEEL MINE. 895 00:42:44,382 --> 00:42:46,248 CAN YOU FEEL IT? 896 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,716 YES. 897 00:42:47,718 --> 00:42:51,919 FEEL IT TRAVELING FROM YOUR HEART, 898 00:42:51,921 --> 00:42:54,322 THROUGH YOUR CHEST. 899 00:42:54,324 --> 00:43:00,026 UP AND DOWN YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. 900 00:43:00,028 --> 00:43:06,932 IN YOUR FINGERS AND TOES. 901 00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,832 CAN YOU FEEL IT? 902 00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:09,966 YES. 903 00:43:09,968 --> 00:43:12,001 IS IT GOING FASTER? 904 00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:13,335 YES. 905 00:43:13,337 --> 00:43:15,736 IS IT GETTING WARMER? 906 00:43:15,738 --> 00:43:17,270 YES. 907 00:43:17,272 --> 00:43:20,473 WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? 908 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,742 UM... 909 00:43:22,744 --> 00:43:24,810 I MEAN IS IT A PULLOVER? 910 00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,777 NO. 911 00:43:26,779 --> 00:43:28,979 DOES IT BUTTON UP? 912 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,115 YES. 913 00:43:31,117 --> 00:43:34,318 DO YOU WANT TO UNBUTTON IT? 914 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,384 YES. 915 00:43:35,386 --> 00:43:37,220 OPEN THE TOP BUTTON. 916 00:43:38,487 --> 00:43:40,054 OKAY. 917 00:43:40,056 --> 00:43:44,091 KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED. 918 00:43:44,093 --> 00:43:45,392 IS IT OPEN? 919 00:43:45,394 --> 00:43:46,827 YEAH. 920 00:43:46,828 --> 00:43:48,993 ARE YOUR EYES STILL CLOSED? 921 00:43:48,995 --> 00:43:50,994 YEAH. 922 00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:53,764 I WANT YOU TO BREATHE WITH ME. 923 00:43:53,766 --> 00:43:56,066 TRY TO MATCH MY BREATHING, OKAY? 924 00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:58,067 OKAY. 925 00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:05,773 [EXHALES] 926 00:44:05,775 --> 00:44:08,074 [EXHALES] 927 00:44:14,882 --> 00:44:16,015 HEY-HEY, MAN. 928 00:44:16,017 --> 00:44:17,515 SORRY. 929 00:44:17,517 --> 00:44:19,517 YOU SCARED ME, MAN. 930 00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:22,053 CALEB, WHAT'S GOING ON? 931 00:44:22,055 --> 00:44:23,454 UH, NOTHING. 932 00:44:25,522 --> 00:44:27,523 DID MARC TOUCH YOU? 933 00:44:27,524 --> 00:44:29,457 YEAH. 934 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:31,192 DID HE HURT YOU? 935 00:44:31,194 --> 00:44:33,227 NO. 936 00:44:33,229 --> 00:44:35,262 DID IT FEEL GOOD? 937 00:44:37,331 --> 00:44:39,065 I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS EMBARRASSING, MAN. 938 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,465 YES OR NO. 939 00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:42,034 DID IT FEEL GOOD? 940 00:44:42,036 --> 00:44:44,569 I DON'T KNOW. 941 00:44:44,571 --> 00:44:46,137 LIE DOWN, CALEB. 942 00:44:46,139 --> 00:44:48,472 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 943 00:44:48,474 --> 00:44:49,939 DO YOU WANT ME TO HANG UP? 944 00:44:49,941 --> 00:44:52,007 NO. 945 00:44:52,009 --> 00:44:53,342 ARE YOU LYING DOWN? 946 00:44:59,347 --> 00:45:00,913 YES. 947 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:02,348 EYES CLOSED? 948 00:45:06,519 --> 00:45:07,819 YES. 949 00:45:09,121 --> 00:45:11,521 IT'S OKAY YOU'RE A VIRGIN. 950 00:45:11,523 --> 00:45:13,389 I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN 951 00:45:13,391 --> 00:45:15,591 THAT YOU DON'T WANT. OKAY? 952 00:45:15,593 --> 00:45:17,025 OKAY. 953 00:45:17,027 --> 00:45:19,260 YOU WANNA STOP, YOU SAY SO, OKAY? 954 00:45:19,262 --> 00:45:21,328 OKAY. 955 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:23,230 DO YOU WANT ME TO HANG UP? 956 00:45:23,232 --> 00:45:24,863 NO. 957 00:45:24,865 --> 00:45:26,831 OKAY. 958 00:45:28,899 --> 00:45:32,535 BREATHE SLOWLY. 959 00:45:32,537 --> 00:45:35,437 DEEPLY. 960 00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:36,837 JUST LIKE BEFORE. 961 00:45:41,076 --> 00:45:43,911 IS YOUR SHIRT STILL OPEN? 962 00:45:43,913 --> 00:45:45,310 YES. 963 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:53,851 ASK MARC TO MASSAGE YOUR NECK. 964 00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:58,322 GO ON. 965 00:45:58,324 --> 00:45:59,555 MARC? 966 00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:03,125 UH-HUH? 967 00:46:04,594 --> 00:46:06,094 WILL YOU MASSAGE MY NECK? 968 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,260 PLEASE. 969 00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:08,428 PLEASE? 970 00:46:11,331 --> 00:46:13,497 DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES NOW. 971 00:46:13,499 --> 00:46:16,933 I WANT YOUR ENTIRE WORLD TO BE ONLY MY VOICE. 972 00:46:16,935 --> 00:46:18,200 OKAY. 973 00:46:18,202 --> 00:46:21,103 MY VOICE AND HIS HANDS. 974 00:46:25,874 --> 00:46:28,608 IS HE DOING IT? 975 00:46:28,609 --> 00:46:30,375 YEAH. 976 00:46:30,377 --> 00:46:35,179 DOES IT FEEL GOOD? 977 00:46:35,181 --> 00:46:37,114 YEAH. 978 00:46:37,116 --> 00:46:40,417 HE USED TO DO THAT TO ME. 979 00:46:40,419 --> 00:46:45,621 IT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 980 00:46:45,623 --> 00:46:49,056 YEAH. 981 00:46:49,058 --> 00:46:54,227 KEEP BREATHING WITH ME. 982 00:46:54,229 --> 00:46:56,963 DO YOU LIKE HEARING MY BREATHING? 983 00:46:56,965 --> 00:46:58,331 YES. 984 00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,200 IT'S KINKY, ISN'T IT? 985 00:47:00,202 --> 00:47:01,266 YES. 986 00:47:02,502 --> 00:47:04,669 ARE YOU TURNED ON? 987 00:47:04,671 --> 00:47:06,035 YEAH. 988 00:47:06,037 --> 00:47:08,938 I AM SO TURNED ON. 989 00:47:08,939 --> 00:47:10,172 DO YOU MIND? 990 00:47:10,174 --> 00:47:12,306 NO. 991 00:47:12,308 --> 00:47:15,008 DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY ON THE PHONE? 992 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:17,175 YES. 993 00:47:17,177 --> 00:47:19,210 ARE YOU HARD? 994 00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:21,180 YES. 995 00:47:21,182 --> 00:47:22,214 [CALEB MOANS] 996 00:47:22,216 --> 00:47:23,913 WHAT'S HE DOING? 997 00:47:23,915 --> 00:47:26,382 KISSING MY NECK. 998 00:47:26,384 --> 00:47:28,451 DOES IT FEEL GOOD? 999 00:47:28,453 --> 00:47:29,652 YES. 1000 00:47:29,654 --> 00:47:32,587 IS HIS MOUTH WARM? 1001 00:47:32,589 --> 00:47:35,022 OH, YEAH. 1002 00:47:35,024 --> 00:47:38,659 TELL HIM TO UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT. 1003 00:47:38,661 --> 00:47:40,493 UNBUTTON MY SHIRT. 1004 00:47:40,495 --> 00:47:41,694 PLEASE. 1005 00:47:41,696 --> 00:47:43,662 PLEASE. 1006 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,236 IS HE DOING IT? 1007 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:57,972 DOES IT FEEL GOOD? 1008 00:47:57,974 --> 00:47:59,374 YEAH. 1009 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:00,708 [MOANS] 1010 00:48:00,709 --> 00:48:02,376 CALEB. 1011 00:48:02,378 --> 00:48:04,378 YEAH? 1012 00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:06,313 YOU STILL EXCITED? 1013 00:48:06,315 --> 00:48:08,247 YEAH. 1014 00:48:08,249 --> 00:48:10,016 WHAT'S HE DOING TO YOU? 1015 00:48:10,018 --> 00:48:13,085 [CALEB MOANS] 1016 00:48:13,087 --> 00:48:15,586 LICKING MY STOMACH. 1017 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:17,521 DOES IT TURN YOU ON? 1018 00:48:17,523 --> 00:48:19,689 YES. 1019 00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:21,658 TELL HIM TO UNBUTTON YOUR PANTS. 1020 00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,192 BUT... 1021 00:48:23,194 --> 00:48:25,125 YOU'RE HAVING FUN, AREN'T YOU? 1022 00:48:25,127 --> 00:48:27,527 YEAH. 1023 00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:30,298 DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY WITH ME? 1024 00:48:30,299 --> 00:48:32,432 [EXHALES] 1025 00:48:32,434 --> 00:48:34,398 YEAH. 1026 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,435 YOU'RE RAGING HARD, AREN'T YOU. 1027 00:48:37,437 --> 00:48:38,701 YES. 1028 00:48:38,703 --> 00:48:42,138 A NICE WET MOUTH 1029 00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:45,174 WOULD FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. WOULDN'T IT? 1030 00:48:45,176 --> 00:48:47,141 YEAH. 1031 00:48:47,143 --> 00:48:48,977 TELL HIM TO UNBUTTON YOUR PANTS. 1032 00:48:48,979 --> 00:48:50,478 UNBUTTON MY PANTS. 1033 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,612 PLEASE. PLEASE. 1034 00:48:56,217 --> 00:49:02,220 OKAY, CALEB I REALLY WANNA MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. 1035 00:49:02,222 --> 00:49:03,654 DO YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD? 1036 00:49:03,656 --> 00:49:05,322 YES. 1037 00:49:05,324 --> 00:49:06,723 SAY IT. 1038 00:49:06,725 --> 00:49:08,559 I WANNA FEEL GOOD. 1039 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,992 BEG FOR IT. 1040 00:49:10,994 --> 00:49:13,694 MAKE ME FEEL GOOD... 1041 00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:21,134 PLEASE. 1042 00:49:21,136 --> 00:49:22,568 [MOANS] 1043 00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:24,202 WHAT'S HE DOING? 1044 00:49:24,204 --> 00:49:26,070 HIS MOUTH. 1045 00:49:26,072 --> 00:49:28,172 IS HE SUCKING YOU OFF? 1046 00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:30,440 YES. 1047 00:49:30,442 --> 00:49:31,673 MARC YOU LIKE THAT? 1048 00:49:34,009 --> 00:49:36,210 YEAH. 1049 00:49:36,212 --> 00:49:37,311 DOES IT FEEL GOOD? 1050 00:49:37,313 --> 00:49:39,047 YEAH. 1051 00:49:39,049 --> 00:49:40,247 DO YOU WANT HIM TO STOP? 1052 00:49:40,249 --> 00:49:41,616 NO. 1053 00:49:41,618 --> 00:49:42,682 DO YOU WANNA COME? 1054 00:49:42,684 --> 00:49:46,484 OH, YES-- OH MY GOD. 1055 00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:48,488 OH, FUCK. 1056 00:49:48,489 --> 00:49:49,787 JESUS. 1057 00:49:49,789 --> 00:49:51,221 DO YOU WANT ME TO COME? 1058 00:49:51,223 --> 00:49:52,222 OH, YEAH. 1059 00:49:52,224 --> 00:49:53,223 I'M GONNA COME. 1060 00:49:53,225 --> 00:49:54,290 YEAH. 1061 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,356 I'M GONNA COME. 1062 00:49:56,359 --> 00:49:57,392 [MOANS] 1063 00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:58,526 FUCK! 1064 00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:02,696 [MOANING] 1065 00:50:19,645 --> 00:50:20,912 LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL. 1066 00:50:28,219 --> 00:50:30,686 SO HOW WAS YOUR FIRST TIME? 1067 00:50:30,687 --> 00:50:35,456 FUCK. 1068 00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:37,323 I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 1069 00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:42,495 DID IT WEIRD YOU OUT TO HAVE A GIRL ON THE PHONE. 1070 00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:44,697 NO, NOT AT ALL. 1071 00:50:46,665 --> 00:50:48,800 YOU'RE KINKY. 1072 00:50:48,802 --> 00:50:50,334 I LIKE YOU. 1073 00:50:52,436 --> 00:50:53,503 I LIKE YOU, TOO. 1074 00:50:53,505 --> 00:50:54,537 YOU'RE DIRTY. 1075 00:50:55,838 --> 00:50:58,841 I'M FILTHY. 1076 00:50:58,843 --> 00:51:00,475 WHERE'S MARC? 1077 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,443 GETTING A TOWEL. 1078 00:51:03,445 --> 00:51:04,876 DID HE COME? 1079 00:51:04,878 --> 00:51:07,179 I DON'T KNOW. 1080 00:51:07,181 --> 00:51:12,650 WELL, IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME NOW ANYHOW. 1081 00:51:12,651 --> 00:51:13,883 I'LL BE THERE SOON. 1082 00:51:13,885 --> 00:51:14,950 OH, OKAY. 1083 00:51:14,952 --> 00:51:16,183 BUH-BYE. 1084 00:51:16,185 --> 00:51:17,518 [HANGS UP] 1085 00:51:25,658 --> 00:51:26,959 HERE. 1086 00:51:26,961 --> 00:51:33,797 THANKS. 1087 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,931 YOU MIND IF I GET OFF? 1088 00:51:36,734 --> 00:51:37,767 HUH? 1089 00:51:37,769 --> 00:51:38,968 [UNZIPS] 1090 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,535 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 1091 00:51:40,537 --> 00:51:43,304 YOU JUST SIT THERE. 1092 00:51:43,306 --> 00:51:47,309 [MOANING] 1093 00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:56,750 SO GWEN SAID SHE'S ON HER WAY. 1094 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,255 I LIKE YOUR TV SET UP. 1095 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:08,291 IT'S REALLY HI-TECH AND STUFF. 1096 00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:29,444 THANKS. 1097 00:52:29,445 --> 00:52:32,812 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1098 00:52:32,814 --> 00:52:36,284 YOU DID GOOD. 1099 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:43,423 YOU WANT THIS? 1100 00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:46,692 YOU GOT IT PRETTY WET. 1101 00:52:46,694 --> 00:52:49,261 I DON'T NORMALLY... 1102 00:52:49,263 --> 00:52:50,327 WHAT? 1103 00:52:52,864 --> 00:52:54,363 MAKE THAT MUCH. 1104 00:52:56,266 --> 00:52:57,866 I SHOULD GO. 1105 00:52:59,033 --> 00:53:01,734 YEAH. SURE. 1106 00:53:01,736 --> 00:53:04,303 THANKS. 1107 00:53:04,305 --> 00:53:06,706 YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 1108 00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:09,040 I'LL CALL YOU. 1109 00:53:11,008 --> 00:53:12,675 YEAH, CALL ME. 1110 00:53:12,677 --> 00:53:15,812 ¶ I COULD SWEAR IT WAS YOUR VOICE ¶ 1111 00:53:15,814 --> 00:53:20,015 ¶ YOU WHISPERED SOFTLY TO ME 1112 00:53:20,017 --> 00:53:22,016 ¶ SO PERFECTLY 1113 00:53:22,018 --> 00:53:27,488 ¶ SO VERY CLEAR 1114 00:53:27,490 --> 00:53:29,724 ¶ I KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT 1115 00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,959 ¶ I KNOW I'M SUCH A FOOL 1116 00:53:31,961 --> 00:53:35,562 ¶ YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE 1117 00:53:35,564 --> 00:53:39,298 ¶ BUT I WAS WITH YOU 1118 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,066 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1119 00:53:41,068 --> 00:53:44,335 ¶ DANCING THROUGH ME 1120 00:53:44,337 --> 00:53:46,871 DRIVE SAFE. 1121 00:53:46,873 --> 00:53:48,538 YOU, TOO. 1122 00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:50,841 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1123 00:53:50,842 --> 00:53:53,307 ¶ DO YOU SEE WHAT I DO? 1124 00:53:53,309 --> 00:53:55,511 ¶ I'M DREAMING UP WISHES 1125 00:53:55,513 --> 00:53:57,913 ¶ WISHING UP DREAMS 1126 00:53:57,915 --> 00:54:00,381 ¶ I'M THERE IN THE MOMENT 1127 00:54:00,383 --> 00:54:03,950 ¶ WITH VISIONS OF YOU 1128 00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:12,891 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1129 00:54:20,798 --> 00:54:23,065 ¶ YOUR KISS 1130 00:54:23,067 --> 00:54:25,435 ¶ YOUR LIPS 1131 00:54:25,437 --> 00:54:27,702 ¶ SO PERFECTLY 1132 00:54:27,704 --> 00:54:30,638 ¶ SO VERY CLEAR 1133 00:54:30,639 --> 00:54:34,406 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1134 00:54:35,409 --> 00:54:37,642 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1135 00:54:37,644 --> 00:54:39,043 [HORN HONKS] 1136 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,087 WISH I HAD YOUR CELL, I WOULD'VE CALLED INSTEAD OF STOPPING. 1137 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,923 NO, I'M GLAD YOU STOPPED. 1138 00:54:53,925 --> 00:54:55,090 YOU WANT MY CELL? 1139 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,424 ABBA-SOLUTELY. 1140 00:54:56,426 --> 00:55:00,093 LET ME GET MINE. 1141 00:55:00,095 --> 00:55:02,428 LET'S FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE SMALL TALK. 1142 00:55:02,430 --> 00:55:06,932 I WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WENT. 1143 00:55:06,934 --> 00:55:08,099 WENT? 1144 00:55:08,101 --> 00:55:10,401 YOU JUST MADE IT WITH YOUR FIRST GUY. 1145 00:55:16,507 --> 00:55:17,841 AREN'T YOU HAPPY? 1146 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,808 I'M CONFUSED. 1147 00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:22,875 DIDN'T IT FEEL GOOD? 1148 00:55:26,647 --> 00:55:30,415 OH, SHIT, I WAS TOO PUSHY. 1149 00:55:35,388 --> 00:55:37,555 HONEY, MARC'S A GOOD GUY. 1150 00:55:37,557 --> 00:55:39,455 THE BEST. 1151 00:55:39,457 --> 00:55:40,956 YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 1152 00:55:42,024 --> 00:55:43,491 IT'S TOO MUCH-- 1153 00:55:43,493 --> 00:55:45,527 TOO SOON? 1154 00:55:45,529 --> 00:55:46,928 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S JUST THAT-- 1155 00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,695 WE'RE JUST PEOPLE, 1156 00:55:48,697 --> 00:55:51,563 JUST BODIES WITH ORGANIC NEEDS. 1157 00:55:51,564 --> 00:55:52,864 WE NEED SATISFACTION. 1158 00:55:52,866 --> 00:55:54,699 WE SHOULDN'T DENY OUR BODIES. 1159 00:56:00,137 --> 00:56:01,769 ARE YOU TURNED ON? 1160 00:56:02,805 --> 00:56:03,972 NO, THAT'S JUST MY-- 1161 00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,674 YOU'RE STILL TURNED ON. 1162 00:56:07,676 --> 00:56:10,475 YOU'VE HAD A BONER SINCE YOU LEFT MARC? 1163 00:56:10,477 --> 00:56:11,543 NO. 1164 00:56:11,545 --> 00:56:13,111 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. 1165 00:56:13,113 --> 00:56:15,746 THAT'S HOW IT IS THE FIRST TIME YOU DO IT. 1166 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,513 YOU JUST WANNA DO IT AGAIN. 1167 00:56:22,585 --> 00:56:24,118 YOU MIND ME DOING THIS? 1168 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,620 NO. 1169 00:56:29,155 --> 00:56:30,755 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1170 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:39,963 DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD-- 1171 00:56:39,965 --> 00:56:42,730 YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN PUBLIC. 1172 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,700 I THINK IT'S SEXY YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MARC, 1173 00:56:45,702 --> 00:56:47,835 BUT IT SEEMS TO ME THAT HE DIDN'T DO HIS JOB. 1174 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,802 [UNZIPS] 1175 00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,572 CALM DOWN. 1176 00:56:56,575 --> 00:56:57,674 NO, IT'S JUST THAT-- 1177 00:56:57,676 --> 00:56:59,641 SUCK THAT. 1178 00:56:59,643 --> 00:57:04,013 AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT STRICTLY GAY SHIT. 1179 00:57:04,015 --> 00:57:06,514 WHO NEEDS FRIENDS THAT WON'T FUCK FRIENDS? 1180 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:12,118 YEAH, LITTLE GAY BOY. 1181 00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:14,887 YEAH. 1182 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:16,953 [CALEB] THAT'S YOUR PERINEUM. 1183 00:57:16,955 --> 00:57:18,956 YOU ARE SUCH A FAG. 1184 00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:23,060 [KYLE] WHY ARE YOU BACK SO LATE? 1185 00:57:23,062 --> 00:57:24,560 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING? 1186 00:57:24,562 --> 00:57:25,994 CALEB, FUCKING A, WHAT HAPPENED? 1187 00:57:25,996 --> 00:57:27,695 DID YOU DO IT WITH GWEN? 1188 00:57:27,697 --> 00:57:29,495 SORT OF. 1189 00:57:29,497 --> 00:57:31,964 WELL, DID YOU TALK ABOUT ME? 1190 00:57:31,966 --> 00:57:34,133 CALEB? 1191 00:57:34,135 --> 00:57:35,534 HELLO? 1192 00:58:06,230 --> 00:58:07,963 [PHONE RINGING] 1193 00:58:07,965 --> 00:58:09,697 GOOD MORNING. 1194 00:58:09,699 --> 00:58:10,998 [CALEB ON ANSWERING MACHINE] WAIT FOR THE BEEP 1195 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,668 TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 1196 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,069 [MARC] THIS IS FOR CALEB. 1197 00:58:15,071 --> 00:58:16,804 YOU'RE PROBABLY SLEEPING. 1198 00:58:16,806 --> 00:58:18,738 I JUST WANTED TO SAY I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT. 1199 00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:19,739 REALLY. 1200 00:58:19,741 --> 00:58:21,507 SO I JUST WANTED TO CALL, 1201 00:58:21,509 --> 00:58:22,842 'CAUSE LOTS OF GUYS HAVE A THING ABOUT CALLING, 1202 00:58:22,844 --> 00:58:24,277 WHERE YOU DON'T CALL, 1203 00:58:24,279 --> 00:58:26,178 AND KIND OF JUST WAIT AND SEE WHO CALLS FIRST. 1204 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,145 AND WELL, I DIDN'T WANNA. 1205 00:58:28,147 --> 00:58:30,713 GEEZ, I SOUND REALLY STUPID. 1206 00:58:30,715 --> 00:58:33,317 ANYWAY, CALL ME. MWAH. 1207 00:58:33,318 --> 00:58:35,750 [CHUCKLES] OKAY, BYE. 1208 00:58:35,752 --> 00:58:38,618 WHAT THE FUCK? 1209 00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:39,986 SHIT. 1210 00:58:41,756 --> 00:58:43,356 KYLE, I'M SORRY. IT. 1211 00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:44,923 FUCK YOU. 1212 00:58:49,728 --> 00:58:52,764 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1213 00:58:52,766 --> 00:58:55,799 [PHONE RINGS] 1214 00:58:55,801 --> 00:58:58,201 WAIT FOR THE BEEP. TELL ME SOMETHING-- 1215 00:58:58,203 --> 00:58:59,269 HELLO? 1216 00:58:59,271 --> 00:59:01,236 OH SHIT. IT'S MARC. 1217 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:04,272 I'M SORRY. DID I WAKE YOU? 1218 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:07,008 NO, I JUST GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 1219 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,110 GOD, I FEEL LIKE A STALKER. 1220 00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:10,944 I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T LEAVE MY NUMBER 1221 00:59:10,946 --> 00:59:12,913 AND THOUGHT I'D CALL LEAVE IT ON YOUR MACHINE. 1222 00:59:12,914 --> 00:59:15,214 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ANSWER. 1223 00:59:15,216 --> 00:59:16,815 NO, THAT'S FINE. 1224 00:59:16,817 --> 00:59:19,917 WELL, IT'S NICE TO TALK TO YOU ANYHOW. 1225 00:59:19,919 --> 00:59:21,352 I'M SORRY. WERE YOU BUSY? 1226 00:59:21,354 --> 00:59:26,690 NO. JUST... RECOVERING. 1227 00:59:26,692 --> 00:59:27,857 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1228 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,400 YOU MUST BE ONE FUCK OF A FUCK. 1229 00:59:48,075 --> 00:59:53,279 THAT WAS HIM. 1230 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,212 MARC'S THE ASSHOLE TYPE. 1231 00:59:56,214 --> 00:59:58,181 HE NORMALLY FUCKS AND MOVES ON, 1232 00:59:58,183 --> 01:00:00,449 BUT I GUESS WITH YOU, I MEAN, 1233 01:00:00,451 --> 01:00:03,051 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO... 1234 01:00:03,053 --> 01:00:07,355 KEEP YOU AROUND. 1235 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:10,891 HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME? 1236 01:00:10,893 --> 01:00:12,726 THAT'S NOT FAIR. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TWO EVEN-- 1237 01:00:12,728 --> 01:00:15,894 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, DO YOU? 1238 01:00:15,896 --> 01:00:18,464 YOU'RE SO STUPID. 1239 01:00:18,466 --> 01:00:22,401 I INVITED THEM OVER FOR DINNER. 1240 01:00:22,403 --> 01:00:25,035 HERE? 1241 01:00:25,037 --> 01:00:28,773 GREAT. JUST WANNA MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF ME. 1242 01:00:28,775 --> 01:00:31,142 WANNA SCREW IN MY BED? 1243 01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:33,176 I INVITED GWEN, TOO. 1244 01:00:33,177 --> 01:00:37,212 WE'RE ALL GONNA SIT DOWN AND TELL THE TRUTH AND JUST-- 1245 01:00:37,214 --> 01:00:40,113 JUST-- JUST WHAT? 1246 01:00:40,115 --> 01:00:42,816 HUH? 1247 01:00:42,818 --> 01:00:45,485 THINGS ARE SO SIMPLE IN YOUR SIMPLE LITTLE WORLD. 1248 01:00:45,487 --> 01:00:48,253 AREN'T THEY? 1249 01:00:48,255 --> 01:00:51,390 WELL, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, CALEB. 1250 01:00:51,392 --> 01:00:52,758 THINGS ARE MORE COMPLICATED 1251 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,859 THAN JUST SITTING AROUND 1252 01:00:53,861 --> 01:00:56,928 TELLING PEOPLE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. 1253 01:00:56,930 --> 01:00:58,727 CALEB I'M TRYING TO FIX THINGS HERE. OKAY? 1254 01:00:58,729 --> 01:01:03,900 YOU'RE DOING A FABIO JOB SO FAR. 1255 01:01:03,902 --> 01:01:05,467 JUST SAY YOU'LL COME TO DINNER. 1256 01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,403 OKAY? 1257 01:01:10,405 --> 01:01:12,439 FINE. 1258 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,139 I'LL BE THERE WITH BALLS ON. 1259 01:01:16,474 --> 01:01:19,943 KYLE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON COOKING, ARE YOU? 1260 01:01:19,945 --> 01:01:22,445 WELL, I WASN'T GONNA ASK, BUT SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP. 1261 01:01:22,447 --> 01:01:24,479 FINE. I'LL COOK. 1262 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,754 I'M NOT THAT STUPID. 1263 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:36,388 I DO KNOW. 1264 01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:42,293 IF I WERE GAY, EVEN A LITTLE, 1265 01:01:42,295 --> 01:01:44,094 IT'D BE YOU. 1266 01:02:05,882 --> 01:02:07,415 [GWEN] ALL RIGHT, I WON'T GO. 1267 01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:10,217 ¶ [PLAYING PIANO] TELL HIM I HAVE CONSUMPTION. 1268 01:02:10,219 --> 01:02:14,454 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT LAST NIGHT. 1269 01:02:14,456 --> 01:02:15,888 IT WAS HOT. ¶ [STOPS PLAYING] 1270 01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:19,156 IT WAS FUCKED UP. 1271 01:02:19,158 --> 01:02:20,558 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM. 1272 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,928 HE FLEW OUT OF HERE LIKE A SEMINAL MEATLOAF ALBUM. 1273 01:02:23,930 --> 01:02:28,431 GWEN HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT ON THE PHONE. 1274 01:02:28,433 --> 01:02:30,266 THAT'S WHAT'S SO FUCKED UP ABOUT IT. 1275 01:02:33,002 --> 01:02:35,234 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 1276 01:02:35,236 --> 01:02:37,036 NO. ¶ [PLAYING] 1277 01:02:37,038 --> 01:02:38,936 YOU'RE JEALOUS. 1278 01:02:38,938 --> 01:02:40,538 I AM NOT. [STOPS] 1279 01:02:40,540 --> 01:02:43,240 THIS IS SO GREAT. 1280 01:02:43,242 --> 01:02:45,909 IT'S FINALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1281 01:02:45,911 --> 01:02:49,145 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOYS HAVE FUCKED ME JUST TO GET TO YOU? 1282 01:02:49,147 --> 01:02:51,547 SHUT UP. ¶ [PLAYING] 1283 01:02:51,549 --> 01:02:54,015 YOU'RE SCARED I COULD CONVERT HIM. 1284 01:02:54,017 --> 01:02:55,016 ¶ [STOPS] 1285 01:02:55,018 --> 01:02:56,051 MAYBE I JUST WILL. 1286 01:02:56,053 --> 01:02:58,085 MARC I NEED TO PRACTICE. 1287 01:02:58,087 --> 01:03:01,121 ¶ [PLAYING] GWEN I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE, MARC. 1288 01:03:01,123 --> 01:03:03,958 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BABE. 1289 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,192 I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW. 1290 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,499 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING? 1291 01:03:15,501 --> 01:03:20,003 SAUSAGES, BIG FAT SAUSAGES. 1292 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:21,604 DUDE, PEOPLE DON'T EAT SAUSAGES. 1293 01:03:21,606 --> 01:03:23,272 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SPAGHETTI OR SOME SHIT. 1294 01:03:23,274 --> 01:03:25,207 FINE, YOU WANNA COOK? 1295 01:03:25,209 --> 01:03:26,575 NO. I MEAN. 1296 01:03:26,577 --> 01:03:28,610 I NEVER SEEN YOU MAKE SAUSAGES BEFORE. 1297 01:03:28,612 --> 01:03:30,912 KYLE WELL I'M TRYING SOMETHING NEW. 1298 01:03:30,914 --> 01:03:32,513 [DOORBELL RINGS] YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH. 1299 01:03:32,515 --> 01:03:35,381 I INVITED SOME OVER FRIENDS, TOO. GO GET THE DOOR. 1300 01:03:35,383 --> 01:03:36,849 CALEB THIS ISN'T A KEGGER, BRO. 1301 01:03:36,851 --> 01:03:37,983 THIS IS, LIKE, SERIOUS. 1302 01:03:37,985 --> 01:03:39,151 WHO'D YOU INVITE? 1303 01:03:39,153 --> 01:03:41,052 KYLE LIKE THEY SAID TO ANNE FRANK, 1304 01:03:41,054 --> 01:03:43,186 WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER THE DOOR AND FIND OUT? 1305 01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,589 OH, JESUS, IT'S YOU GUYS. 1306 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,227 I BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU. 1307 01:03:54,228 --> 01:03:59,198 COOL. IT'S YELLOW. 1308 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,034 AND SOME WINE. 1309 01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:04,635 OH. AWESOME. ALL WE GOT IS BEER. 1310 01:04:04,637 --> 01:04:06,203 COOL. 1311 01:04:08,407 --> 01:04:10,442 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU INVITE US IN. 1312 01:04:10,444 --> 01:04:13,009 OH GEEZ, I'M SORRY. COME IN. 1313 01:04:13,011 --> 01:04:14,243 KYLE'S IN THE KITCHEN. 1314 01:04:15,913 --> 01:04:18,180 HONEY, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. 1315 01:04:19,215 --> 01:04:22,149 HA. HA. 1316 01:04:22,151 --> 01:04:23,917 FUNNY. I GET IT. 1317 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,654 SO, CALEB. MARC THINKS-- 1318 01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,390 HI, GWEN. 1319 01:04:29,392 --> 01:04:30,590 MARC. 1320 01:04:31,625 --> 01:04:33,058 DID YOU OFFER THEM BEVERAGES? 1321 01:04:33,059 --> 01:04:34,525 OH, YEAH, YOU WANT SOME? 1322 01:04:34,527 --> 01:04:35,926 I'LL POUR US SOME DRINKS. 1323 01:04:35,928 --> 01:04:41,397 WILL YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE GLASSES ARE? 1324 01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:44,433 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1325 01:04:44,435 --> 01:04:48,336 OH, I THINK. 1326 01:04:48,338 --> 01:04:50,971 I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY. 1327 01:04:50,973 --> 01:04:53,440 THAT'S ALL. 1328 01:04:53,442 --> 01:04:54,540 THANKS. 1329 01:04:54,542 --> 01:04:56,607 I GOTTA GO TO THE HEAD. 1330 01:04:59,210 --> 01:05:00,477 WE NEED TO TALK. 1331 01:05:00,479 --> 01:05:03,680 DUDE. 1332 01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:05,579 I WASN'T BEING HONEST. 1333 01:05:05,581 --> 01:05:07,080 I GOTTA TALK ABOUT IT NOW, OR I WONT-- 1334 01:05:07,082 --> 01:05:09,084 I'M TAKING A LEAK. 1335 01:05:09,086 --> 01:05:12,019 PLEASE, I'VE SEEN IT. HOW YOU DOIN'? 1336 01:05:12,021 --> 01:05:14,387 MY GOD, WHAT ARE THOSE? 1337 01:05:14,388 --> 01:05:16,222 DINNER. 1338 01:05:16,224 --> 01:05:19,158 IS THIS SOME KIND OF ETHNIC THING? 1339 01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:23,027 MARC, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL. 1340 01:05:23,029 --> 01:05:26,230 BUT? 1341 01:05:26,232 --> 01:05:28,199 BUT... 1342 01:05:28,201 --> 01:05:30,034 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1343 01:05:30,036 --> 01:05:32,468 IS THERE SOMETHING WITH YOU AND KYLE? 1344 01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:34,136 NO, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT THAT. 1345 01:05:34,138 --> 01:05:35,470 [WOMAN] NICE TO MEET YOU. 1346 01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:37,172 OH, SHIT. 1347 01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:40,374 DON'T SAY ANYTHING, OKAY? 1348 01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:42,375 WHAT'S WRONG. 1349 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:52,584 HI MOM, DAD, JAMIE. 1350 01:05:52,586 --> 01:05:55,520 OH, THIS IS MARC. MARC, MY FAMILY. 1351 01:05:55,521 --> 01:05:57,021 I WAS JUST SHOWING MARC THE FLUSHER THINGIE. 1352 01:05:57,023 --> 01:05:58,421 IT WAS BROKEN. 1353 01:05:58,423 --> 01:06:01,157 THE BOBBING THINGIE. IT HAS TO STAY ON TOP. 1354 01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:03,025 IT'S CALLED A BALLCOCK. 1355 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,293 WELL, NICE TO MEET YOU, MARC. 1356 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,427 ARE YOU GAY? 1357 01:06:06,429 --> 01:06:07,594 THAT'S RUDE. 1358 01:06:07,596 --> 01:06:10,330 OH, PLEASE. I DON'T MIND. 1359 01:06:10,332 --> 01:06:12,699 [CALEB] KYLE, I THINK YOU NEED MY HELP IN THE KITCHEN. 1360 01:06:12,701 --> 01:06:15,535 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1361 01:06:15,537 --> 01:06:17,502 I'M GONNA CIRCUMCISE YOUR FUCKING NECK. 1362 01:06:21,007 --> 01:06:22,239 [CHUCKLES] 1363 01:06:22,241 --> 01:06:24,242 RIGHT, LOOK. I KNOW THIS LOOKS FUCKED UP. 1364 01:06:24,244 --> 01:06:26,042 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK FUCKED UP. 1365 01:06:26,044 --> 01:06:27,611 BUT WE CAN'T DO IT YOUR WAY. WE CAN'T JUST TELL THEM. 1366 01:06:27,613 --> 01:06:29,511 THEY WON'T GIVE EITHER OF US THE TIME OF DAY. 1367 01:06:29,513 --> 01:06:31,012 I HAVE JUST AS MUCH AT STAKE HERE. OKAY? 1368 01:06:31,014 --> 01:06:33,714 KYLE, THOSE ARE MY FUCKING PARENTS. 1369 01:06:33,715 --> 01:06:35,513 THIS MY LIFE, YOU KNOW, MY REAL LIFE. 1370 01:06:35,515 --> 01:06:39,185 CALM DOWN. JUST CALM DOWN. ALL RIGHT? 1371 01:06:39,187 --> 01:06:41,753 UH, GWEN? MARC? 1372 01:06:41,755 --> 01:06:44,187 COULD YOU GUYS COME IN HERE FOR A SEC? 1373 01:06:44,189 --> 01:06:47,091 WELL, THAT'S US. 1374 01:06:47,093 --> 01:06:48,725 [GIGGLES] 1375 01:06:53,095 --> 01:06:54,528 OKAY, WHAT'S THE KIM DEAL? 1376 01:06:54,530 --> 01:06:56,330 CALEB'S NOT OUT TO HIS PARENTS, YET. 1377 01:06:56,332 --> 01:06:57,631 NO SHIT. 1378 01:06:57,633 --> 01:07:00,033 OF COURSE THEY DON'T KNOW. 1379 01:07:00,035 --> 01:07:01,167 SHOULD WE LEAVE? 1380 01:07:01,169 --> 01:07:02,568 NO, THAT WOULD LOOK TOO WEIRD. 1381 01:07:02,570 --> 01:07:03,670 IT ALREADY LOOKS PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD. 1382 01:07:03,672 --> 01:07:05,671 NO, NO, NO, I GOT IT WORKED OUT. 1383 01:07:05,673 --> 01:07:08,141 GWEN, PRETEND TO BE WITH CALEB. 1384 01:07:08,143 --> 01:07:10,175 AND MARC CAN BE... 1385 01:07:10,177 --> 01:07:11,476 MY DATE. 1386 01:07:11,478 --> 01:07:12,477 WHAT? 1387 01:07:12,479 --> 01:07:14,111 JUST UNTIL DINNER 1388 01:07:14,112 --> 01:07:15,277 AND UNTIL AFTER THEY LEAVE, 1389 01:07:15,279 --> 01:07:16,879 AND THEN EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. 1390 01:07:16,881 --> 01:07:17,878 [MRS. PETERSON] EVERYTHING COOL IN THERE, DUDES? 1391 01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,848 VERY COOL, MRS. PETERSON. 1392 01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:26,154 NOW, YOU SIT WITH CALEB, 1393 01:07:26,156 --> 01:07:30,723 MARC WITH MOI. 1394 01:07:30,725 --> 01:07:32,857 OH, I GET IT. 1395 01:07:32,859 --> 01:07:34,358 [MRS. PETERSON] WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING... 1396 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,693 LET'S GO MEET MR. AND MRS. ROPER. 1397 01:07:35,695 --> 01:07:36,859 PETERSON. 1398 01:07:39,195 --> 01:07:41,897 ¶ [LIGHT JAZZ] 1399 01:07:41,899 --> 01:07:47,167 SO THOSE WERE VERY INTERESTING SAUSAGES, KYLE. 1400 01:07:47,169 --> 01:07:50,604 WHAT FLAVOR EXACTLY IS WHITE JELLO? IT'S JUST THE WAY THE-- 1401 01:07:50,606 --> 01:07:52,872 YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? IT LOOKS LIKE-- 1402 01:07:52,874 --> 01:07:55,740 SO WHEN DID YOU MEET THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY? 1403 01:07:55,741 --> 01:07:57,541 UH, AT A PARTY LAST WEEK. 1404 01:07:57,543 --> 01:07:59,441 RIGHT AFTER THE TIFFANI ORDEAL? 1405 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:01,176 WHO'S TIFFANI? 1406 01:08:01,178 --> 01:08:02,509 [MOUTHS] 1407 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,210 YOU NEVER MENTIONED TIFFANI. 1408 01:08:04,212 --> 01:08:05,212 TIFFANI WAS A BITCH. 1409 01:08:05,214 --> 01:08:06,214 [JAMIE] I LIKED HER. 1410 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:07,280 SHE WAS CUTE. 1411 01:08:07,282 --> 01:08:08,649 SO HOW DID YOU MEET EACH OTHER? 1412 01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:11,516 WAS IT ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM? 1413 01:08:11,518 --> 01:08:14,218 SHE WAS SCREAMING, AND I SAW HER. 1414 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:15,353 SCREAMING? 1415 01:08:15,355 --> 01:08:18,789 I WAS SO SURPRISED HE WASN'T GAY. 1416 01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:20,890 YOU MUST GET THAT A LOT, HON', 1417 01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:23,626 I MEAN, LIVING WITH KYLE AND YOUR HAIRCUT. 1418 01:08:23,628 --> 01:08:26,696 [MR. PETERSON] SO, MARC, WHEN DID YOU MEET KYLE? 1419 01:08:26,698 --> 01:08:28,631 [MRS. PETERSON] I HOPE WE'RE NOT BEING TOO PERSONAL, 1420 01:08:28,633 --> 01:08:30,732 BUT KYLE'S LIKE A SECOND SON TO US. 1421 01:08:30,734 --> 01:08:30,732 OR DAUGHTER. 1422 01:08:33,402 --> 01:08:35,303 IT'S A SMALL WORLD, YOUNG LADY. 1423 01:08:35,304 --> 01:08:37,802 I KNOW. CELEBRATE OUR DIVERSITY. 1424 01:08:37,804 --> 01:08:39,838 WE MET AT THE SAME PARTY. 1425 01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:47,612 WHAT'S THIS MUSIC? IT'S REALLY GOOD. 1426 01:08:47,614 --> 01:08:49,380 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S KYLE'S SHIT. 1427 01:08:49,382 --> 01:08:52,216 OH, WHAT IS THIS, KYLE? 1428 01:08:52,218 --> 01:08:53,516 OH, IT'S MINE. 1429 01:08:53,518 --> 01:08:55,552 IT'S MY OLD STUFF, 1430 01:08:55,554 --> 01:08:57,754 BUT MY NEW STUFF'S BETTER. 1431 01:08:57,756 --> 01:09:00,722 KYLE'S A COMPOSER. DIDN'T HE MENTION IT? 1432 01:09:00,724 --> 01:09:04,860 NO, HE HASN'T MENTIONED MUCH. 1433 01:09:04,862 --> 01:09:06,894 [MRS. PETERSON] ISN'T HIS WORK JUST BEAUTIFUL? 1434 01:09:06,896 --> 01:09:09,496 YEAH, IT'S NICE. 1435 01:09:10,631 --> 01:09:11,664 YOU IN THE MUSIC SCHOOL? 1436 01:09:11,666 --> 01:09:12,766 YEAH. 1437 01:09:12,768 --> 01:09:14,800 I NEVER NOTICED YOU AROUND. 1438 01:09:14,801 --> 01:09:16,901 WELL, YOU'RE CLASSICAL. I'M JAZZ. 1439 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:17,935 YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE. 1440 01:09:17,937 --> 01:09:19,769 YEAH. 1441 01:09:23,405 --> 01:09:25,374 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 1442 01:09:25,376 --> 01:09:29,577 IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING IN YOUR LIVES, BOYS, 1443 01:09:29,579 --> 01:09:31,945 BUT ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY TO BE MEETING THE PARENTS? 1444 01:09:31,947 --> 01:09:34,849 I MEAN, YOU HARDLY SEEM TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 1445 01:09:34,851 --> 01:09:36,850 I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE NICE, 1446 01:09:36,852 --> 01:09:38,284 YOU KNOW, ALL OF US TOGETHER. 1447 01:09:38,286 --> 01:09:40,218 ONE BIG FAMILY. 1448 01:09:40,220 --> 01:09:42,353 BETTER THAN SPRINGER. 1449 01:09:42,355 --> 01:09:45,357 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US? 1450 01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:48,292 FRANK WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, SON. 1451 01:09:48,294 --> 01:09:51,595 JUST WANTED TO HAVE DINNER. NO INTERIOR MOTIVE. 1452 01:09:51,597 --> 01:09:52,662 ULTERIOR. 1453 01:09:52,664 --> 01:09:53,863 I KNEW THAT. [DOORBELL RINGS] 1454 01:09:53,865 --> 01:09:56,266 [SIGHS] SHIT. NOW WHO? 1455 01:09:56,267 --> 01:09:58,531 I DIDN'T INVITE ANYONE ELSE. HONEST. 1456 01:10:07,307 --> 01:10:09,308 I HEAR YOU HAVE PHONE TROUBLE, 1457 01:10:09,310 --> 01:10:10,709 MISS THING. 1458 01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:14,780 THAT'S MISTER MISS THING TO YOU. 1459 01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:16,013 TIFFANI? 1460 01:10:16,015 --> 01:10:20,349 YOU LITTLE HOSE HUFFER! 1461 01:10:20,351 --> 01:10:21,718 WHY DON'T YOU COME JOIN US? 1462 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,754 GOMEZ, MORTICIA, AND LITTLE WEDNESDAY. 1463 01:10:24,756 --> 01:10:27,256 I'M SURE THIS WOULD BE AWKWARD FOR GWEN. 1464 01:10:27,258 --> 01:10:33,860 I DON'T MIND. I WANT TO SEE THIS. 1465 01:10:33,862 --> 01:10:35,028 I'LL TELL. 1466 01:10:45,603 --> 01:10:50,005 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SEEM REALLY NICE. 1467 01:10:50,007 --> 01:10:52,339 OH MY GOD, GWEN, DON'T. 1468 01:10:52,341 --> 01:10:54,975 CALEB, HONEY, I'M GONNA DO YOU A REALLY BIG FAVOR. 1469 01:10:54,977 --> 01:10:56,843 OH, SHIT. 1470 01:10:56,845 --> 01:10:58,044 YOU'LL HATE ME NOW, BUT YOU'LL LOVE ME LATER. 1471 01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:00,645 GWEN, PLEASE! SHIT. 1472 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,813 MR. AND MRS. PETERSON, 1473 01:11:02,815 --> 01:11:05,283 YOUR SON IS GAY. 1474 01:11:08,719 --> 01:11:11,921 FAG! YOU'RE IT! 1475 01:11:11,923 --> 01:11:14,591 I TURNED HIM GAY, BUT I CAN TURN HIM BACK. 1476 01:11:14,592 --> 01:11:15,724 NO FAG BACKS! 1477 01:11:15,726 --> 01:11:17,357 PLEASE, WITH THAT WORD. 1478 01:11:17,359 --> 01:11:19,891 MARC AND CALEB ARE BOYFRIENDS, 1479 01:11:19,893 --> 01:11:22,661 AND I'M JUST MARC'S ROOMMATE. 1480 01:11:22,663 --> 01:11:25,031 YOU'RE A REALITY SHOW WITHOUT A CAMERA CREW. 1481 01:11:34,673 --> 01:11:37,407 WE'RE NOT BOYFRIENDS YET, WE'VE BEEN ON ONE DATE. 1482 01:11:37,409 --> 01:11:39,041 I TOLD YOU. 1483 01:11:39,043 --> 01:11:42,879 SON, HOW DID WE MANIFEST OUR HOMOPHOBIA? 1484 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:45,413 IT MUST HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE LIVING WITH US. 1485 01:11:45,415 --> 01:11:47,048 STRAIGHT THIS, STRAIGHT THAT. 1486 01:11:47,050 --> 01:11:49,949 I'M SORRY YOU NEEDED ALL OF THIS TO FACE US. 1487 01:11:49,951 --> 01:11:53,420 I'LL CALLING TAMMY AT PFLOG FIRST THING. 1488 01:11:53,422 --> 01:11:55,954 WE'LL GO TO MEETINGS. 1489 01:11:55,955 --> 01:11:59,323 JAMIE, HON, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL US? 1490 01:11:59,325 --> 01:12:00,957 I DON'T THINK I'M A LESBO. 1491 01:12:00,959 --> 01:12:04,760 I EXPERIMENTED ONCE. [CHUCKLES] 1492 01:12:04,762 --> 01:12:07,662 SON... 1493 01:12:07,664 --> 01:12:10,096 GIVE ME A HUG. 1494 01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:18,470 CALEB, HUG YOUR FATHER. 1495 01:12:27,712 --> 01:12:30,579 YOU'RE STILL MY SON, AND I LOVE YOU. 1496 01:12:30,581 --> 01:12:32,012 THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 1497 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:35,784 BARF. YOU SHOULD SEE THEM ON ANNIVERSARIES. 1498 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:38,017 I LOVE YOU, CALEB. I LOVE YOU, MOM. 1499 01:12:38,019 --> 01:12:40,018 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 1500 01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,887 COME ON, FAMILY HUG. 1501 01:12:45,457 --> 01:12:47,858 LOVE YOU, GAY BRO. 1502 01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:50,060 COME ON. I SAID FAMILY HUG. 1503 01:12:50,062 --> 01:12:52,798 WE'RE ALL FAMILY HERE. 1504 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:56,466 [SUSAN] WELL, COME ON. 1505 01:12:56,468 --> 01:12:57,768 OH, WHAT THE FUCK. 1506 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:15,685 BUT I'M MAD. 1507 01:13:22,890 --> 01:13:26,425 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, SON. 1508 01:13:26,427 --> 01:13:28,693 YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BOY. 1509 01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:29,993 YES, SIR, MISTER PETERSON. 1510 01:13:29,995 --> 01:13:31,494 I BET HE WILL. 1511 01:13:31,496 --> 01:13:34,164 I BET HE WILL TOO. 1512 01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:38,067 NO OFFENSE, KYLE, BUT NEXT TIME WE'RE EATING OUT. 1513 01:13:38,069 --> 01:13:41,503 COME ON, HON. LET'S GO. BACK TO STEPFORD! 1514 01:13:47,842 --> 01:13:50,442 DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? NO. 1515 01:13:50,444 --> 01:13:51,844 NOT YOU, HON. 1516 01:13:51,846 --> 01:13:53,579 KYLE, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1517 01:13:53,581 --> 01:13:55,013 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY. 1518 01:13:55,015 --> 01:13:56,680 I DIDN'T THINK-- 1519 01:13:56,681 --> 01:13:59,048 WELL, IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE IN YOUR LIFESTYLE. 1520 01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:01,152 OKAY BABE, THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS 1521 01:14:01,154 --> 01:14:04,889 I GET CALLED A BITCH. BECAUSE I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. 1522 01:14:04,891 --> 01:14:07,924 KYLE, REALITY. 1523 01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:10,659 REALITY, KYLE. 1524 01:14:10,661 --> 01:14:13,029 YOU ARE NOT IN MARC'S LEAGUE. 1525 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:17,065 I MEAN YOU'RE NOT A TOTAL K-9, BUT YOU ARE A K-5. 1526 01:14:17,067 --> 01:14:18,466 GWEN, COME OFF IT. 1527 01:14:18,468 --> 01:14:20,936 MARK'S NOT A "K" AT ALL. 1528 01:14:20,938 --> 01:14:23,971 YOUR CHANCES OF EVER SCORING WITH SOMEONE LIKE MARC? 1529 01:14:23,973 --> 01:14:25,973 ZERO. NOTHING. 1530 01:14:25,975 --> 01:14:27,474 EL NACHO! GWEN, STOP! 1531 01:14:27,476 --> 01:14:30,879 LIVE WITH IT. MOVE ON. 1532 01:14:40,152 --> 01:14:43,087 [SIGHS] 1533 01:14:43,089 --> 01:14:46,990 [SIGHS] 1534 01:14:46,992 --> 01:14:49,125 WHAT? HE PULLED A DIRTY FUCKING TRICK. 1535 01:14:49,127 --> 01:14:50,659 THAT WAS HARSH. 1536 01:14:50,661 --> 01:14:52,627 WELL, WOULD YOU? 1537 01:14:52,629 --> 01:14:55,930 WOULD YOU, MARC EVERHEART EVER GO OUT 1538 01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:58,598 WITH KYLE WHAT'S-HIS-NUTS. 1539 01:15:00,233 --> 01:15:03,069 MAYBE. 1540 01:15:03,071 --> 01:15:05,204 SHE'S RIGHT. YOU WOULDN'T EVER. 1541 01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:07,237 I WOULD TOO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 1542 01:15:07,239 --> 01:15:09,206 HE IS NOT A NICE PERSON. 1543 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,676 HE WAS TRYING TO SPLIT YOU GUYS UP. 1544 01:15:11,678 --> 01:15:14,210 I BLAME HIM AND THOSE WHO HARBOR HIM. 1545 01:15:14,212 --> 01:15:16,011 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT STUPID. 1546 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,211 YOU DON'T BELONG TO A FRAT. 1547 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:21,082 I'M NOT STUPID. 1548 01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:24,819 LOOK... GO TALK TO HIM. 1549 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:26,718 KYLE IS A REALLY NICE PERSON. 1550 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,921 HE'S AMAZING. 1551 01:15:28,923 --> 01:15:31,124 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU WITH HIM? 1552 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:35,227 I WOULD BE IN A SECOND, BUT... 1553 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:37,061 BUT WHAT? I'M LISTENING. 1554 01:15:37,063 --> 01:15:38,729 IT'S COMPLICATED. 1555 01:15:38,731 --> 01:15:42,500 UGH, CHRIST. NOW YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A STRAIGHT GUY. 1556 01:15:42,502 --> 01:15:45,269 UM... 1557 01:15:45,271 --> 01:15:50,240 OH, SHIT. 1558 01:15:50,242 --> 01:15:52,975 YOU FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LIAR! 1559 01:15:52,977 --> 01:15:54,910 GWEN, I'M SORRY. IT'S-- 1560 01:15:54,912 --> 01:15:58,179 YOU PRETENDED TO BE GAY? HAD SEX WITH MY BEST FRIEND? 1561 01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:01,281 CAME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS, JUST SO YOU COULD FUCK ME? 1562 01:16:06,887 --> 01:16:08,821 I GUESS. 1563 01:16:08,823 --> 01:16:10,722 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU FUCK ME. 1564 01:16:10,724 --> 01:16:15,193 YOU FUCKED HER? YOU FUCKED HIM? 1565 01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:17,362 [GASPS] THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING 1566 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:19,797 THAT ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 1567 01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:23,367 [GIGGLES] 1568 01:16:23,369 --> 01:16:26,869 I'M REALLY SORRY, DUDE. 1569 01:16:26,871 --> 01:16:28,904 HEY, SOMEDAY I'LL LOOK BACK ON ALL THIS 1570 01:16:28,906 --> 01:16:33,709 AND THINK IT WAS REALLY HOT. 1571 01:16:33,711 --> 01:16:37,377 ME TOO. 1572 01:16:37,378 --> 01:16:40,848 TALK TO HIM. 1573 01:16:40,850 --> 01:16:42,849 HEY, YOU HURT HIM, 1574 01:16:42,851 --> 01:16:46,017 I WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK WITH YOUR SHIT. 1575 01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:47,752 BACK AT YOU, WITH HER. 1576 01:16:47,754 --> 01:16:51,057 OH, PLEASE. I'LL FUCK ALL Y'ALL'S SHIT. 1577 01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:02,766 GO AWAY. 1578 01:17:02,768 --> 01:17:05,435 CALEB-- IT'S ME. 1579 01:17:05,437 --> 01:17:09,839 OH. 1580 01:17:09,841 --> 01:17:12,140 MAY I? 1581 01:17:12,142 --> 01:17:14,341 SURE. 1582 01:17:17,143 --> 01:17:20,378 SO I GUESS CALEB TOLD YOU. 1583 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,847 YEAH. 1584 01:17:22,849 --> 01:17:27,218 I GUESS HE AND GWEN ARE... YEAH. 1585 01:17:27,220 --> 01:17:30,221 OKAY, LISTEN, I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE 1586 01:17:30,223 --> 01:17:34,058 A "MOLLY RINGWALD, ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL, LET'S BE FRIENDS" SPEECH. 1587 01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:36,226 GOOD. 1588 01:17:36,228 --> 01:17:40,163 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ONE. 1589 01:17:40,165 --> 01:17:42,998 I KNEW YOUR NAME WAS KYLE. 1590 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,167 HUH? 1591 01:17:45,169 --> 01:17:47,434 AT THE PARTY. 1592 01:17:47,436 --> 01:17:50,371 I CALLED YOU KEVIN, BUT... 1593 01:17:50,373 --> 01:17:52,405 I KNEW YOU WERE KYLE. 1594 01:17:55,109 --> 01:17:57,274 AND... 1595 01:17:57,275 --> 01:17:59,910 I KNEW YOU WERE IN THE MUSIC SCHOOL. 1596 01:18:02,246 --> 01:18:04,945 WHY DO YOU DO THAT SHIT? 1597 01:18:04,947 --> 01:18:09,451 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IT'S KIND OF FUCKED UP. 1598 01:18:09,453 --> 01:18:11,418 DAMN STRAIGHT. 1599 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,820 WHY STOP AT ONE? 1600 01:18:14,822 --> 01:18:16,788 ¶ YOU'RE JUST PRETEND 1601 01:18:16,790 --> 01:18:20,759 I DO KNOW WHY I DO IT. IT SOUNDS STUPID. 1602 01:18:20,761 --> 01:18:22,926 WHY? 1603 01:18:26,196 --> 01:18:29,065 TO MAKE YOU WANT ME. 1604 01:18:29,067 --> 01:18:32,400 THAT IS STUPID. IT'S TRUE. 1605 01:18:32,402 --> 01:18:36,237 ISN'T IT PAINFULLY OBVIOUS? 1606 01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:37,804 WHAT, BY THE WAY YOU ALWAYS LOOK AWAY 1607 01:18:37,805 --> 01:18:39,338 WHENEVER I WALK INTO A ROOM, 1608 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,039 AND WHISPER SOMETHING TO YOUR FRIENDS 1609 01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:43,174 THE SECOND YOU THINK I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION? 1610 01:18:43,176 --> 01:18:45,476 ¶ YOU KEEP WEARING A SMILE 1611 01:18:45,478 --> 01:18:49,480 OR BY THE WAY YOU ALWAYS COME UP AND TALK TO GWEN AND NOT ME? 1612 01:18:49,482 --> 01:18:52,983 COME ON. YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME. 1613 01:18:52,985 --> 01:18:55,784 LIKE THEY SAID. YOU KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS. 1614 01:18:55,786 --> 01:18:57,253 THE SYSTEM SUCKS. 1615 01:18:57,255 --> 01:19:00,222 ¶ LIFE IS SO GOOD 1616 01:19:02,825 --> 01:19:07,995 ¶ AND YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I WANT ¶ 1617 01:19:07,997 --> 01:19:10,196 ¶ USED TO BE 1618 01:19:10,198 --> 01:19:12,965 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU MUSIC. 1619 01:19:15,399 --> 01:19:19,536 I WENT TO YOUR RECITAL. 1620 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:22,070 THEY TOLD ME SOMEONE CAME. 1621 01:19:26,108 --> 01:19:29,477 PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIKE TO KISS. 1622 01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:31,045 I LOVE IT. 1623 01:19:31,047 --> 01:19:34,480 ¶ THE FUTURE KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR ¶ 1624 01:19:34,482 --> 01:19:36,982 OKAY, SO I KNOW I MIGHT JUST BE A REBOUND, 1625 01:19:36,984 --> 01:19:38,852 OR REALLY SHITTY CONSOLATION PRIZE, 1626 01:19:38,854 --> 01:19:40,420 OR YOU'RE JUST REALLY LOOKING FOR AN EGO BOOST, 1627 01:19:40,422 --> 01:19:44,988 BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL TAKE IT. 1628 01:19:44,990 --> 01:19:46,089 YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 1629 01:19:46,091 --> 01:19:50,893 ¶ THEN WE'LL SURVIVE 1630 01:19:50,895 --> 01:19:55,931 ¶ AND HE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE I WANT ¶ 1631 01:19:55,933 --> 01:19:58,067 ¶ USED TO BE 1632 01:19:58,068 --> 01:20:01,368 ¶ OF SOMEONE I WANT 1633 01:20:01,370 --> 01:20:05,438 DOES THAT TURN YOU ON AS MUCH AS IT DOES ME? 1634 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,539 HUH? 1635 01:20:06,541 --> 01:20:09,308 I THOUGHT SO. 1636 01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:05,160 ¶ GIRL BROKEN INSIDE 1637 01:21:05,162 --> 01:21:07,530 ¶ BUT YOU MELT SLOW 1638 01:21:11,133 --> 01:21:15,436 ¶ AND YOU REMIND ME ¶ GIRL BROKEN INSIDE 1639 01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:20,374 ¶ BUT YOU MELT SLOW 1640 01:21:50,971 --> 01:21:53,439 ¶ IT WAS YOUR KISS 1641 01:21:53,441 --> 01:21:57,608 ¶ IT WAS YOUR LIPS ON MY SKIN ¶ 1642 01:21:57,610 --> 01:21:59,910 ¶ SO REAL 1643 01:21:59,911 --> 01:22:02,678 ¶ I COULD SWEAR IT WAS YOUR VOICE ¶ 1644 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:07,115 ¶ YOU WHISPERED SOFTLY TO ME ¶ 1645 01:22:07,117 --> 01:22:09,218 ¶ SO PERFECTLY 1646 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:12,386 ¶ SO VERY CLEAR 1647 01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:16,590 ¶ I KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT ¶ 1648 01:22:16,592 --> 01:22:18,992 ¶ I KNOW I'M SUCH A FOOL 1649 01:22:18,994 --> 01:22:22,461 ¶ YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE 1650 01:22:22,463 --> 01:22:26,232 ¶ BUT I WAS WITH YOU 1651 01:22:26,234 --> 01:22:28,467 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1652 01:22:28,469 --> 01:22:30,601 ¶ DANCING WITH ME 1653 01:22:30,603 --> 01:22:34,037 ¶ ROUND, ROUND, ROUND 1654 01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:35,406 ¶ ON THE CITY 1655 01:22:35,408 --> 01:22:37,507 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1656 01:22:37,509 --> 01:22:40,076 ¶ DO YOU SEE WHAT I DO? 1657 01:22:40,077 --> 01:22:42,477 ¶ I'M DREAMING OF WISHES 1658 01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,644 ¶ WISHING OF DREAMS 1659 01:22:44,646 --> 01:22:46,947 ¶ YOU'RE LIVING 1660 01:22:46,949 --> 01:22:50,149 ¶ WITH VISIONS OF YOU 1661 01:22:56,422 --> 01:23:00,659 ¶ VISIONS OF YOU 1662 01:23:00,661 --> 01:23:07,497 ¶ OH 1663 01:23:07,499 --> 01:23:09,699 ¶ IT WAS YOUR KISS 1664 01:23:09,701 --> 01:23:11,400 ¶ IT WAS YOUR LIPS 1665 01:23:18,007 --> 01:23:21,343 I THINK EVERYBODY'S GONE NOW. 108893