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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:20,224 --> 00:00:22,527 Previously on Doom Patrol... 3 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:25,129 You told me I could say goodbye! 4 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:26,763 Chief! 5 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:27,930 What in the hell... 6 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:29,299 Cliff's having a psychotic break. 7 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,902 I'm so angry! 8 00:00:31,937 --> 00:00:35,340 Maybe Larry's not a hero. But that thing inside him is. 9 00:00:35,371 --> 00:00:39,643 Captain Trainor, once a soldier, always a soldier. 10 00:00:41,045 --> 00:00:42,346 What is this? 11 00:00:42,347 --> 00:00:44,380 It's what Mr. Nobody showed me in the donkey. 12 00:00:44,381 --> 00:00:46,618 - You made this up. - Who are you? 13 00:00:46,651 --> 00:00:49,688 I'm the only one here who can stand you. 14 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:52,755 Jane, don't leave. There's nowhere to go from here but up. 15 00:00:52,756 --> 00:00:55,189 Jane, I'm sorry. 16 00:02:47,372 --> 00:02:50,182 Agent Wilson, the second we get your signal, we're coming in hot. 17 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:54,812 You got your ticket to the freak show? 18 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:57,714 Yeah. 19 00:02:57,715 --> 00:02:58,715 Good to go. 20 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:00,682 Don't catch anything. 21 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,388 You got this, Morris. 22 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:08,170 Let's tear it up. 23 00:03:49,366 --> 00:03:52,002 He's new. 24 00:03:52,036 --> 00:03:55,186 Who's the new hottie? 25 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:16,191 How bad it is, Agent? 26 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:19,062 Abnormal to a factor of what? 27 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:22,199 Stand by. 28 00:04:29,406 --> 00:04:30,841 Talk to me, Morris. 29 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:35,875 Agent Wilson, what's your 20? 30 00:04:41,218 --> 00:04:43,321 Agent Wilson? 31 00:04:43,353 --> 00:04:45,302 Agent Wilson! 32 00:04:48,692 --> 00:04:51,843 Go, go, go! Let's go! 33 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,201 God damn it! Fuck! 34 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:26,628 You ever get a rat stuck in you before? 35 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:28,932 - No. - Do I smell? 36 00:05:28,966 --> 00:05:31,411 - I'm worried I smell, and no one's telling me. - You don't smell. 37 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:33,514 'Cause who the hell knows what that frigging thing was doing 38 00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:36,107 while it was inside me. 39 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:39,343 I just rewired your circuits and patched up your nutrient tank. You're fine. 40 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:41,378 Shouldn't we at least just spray a little Lysol in here, 41 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:43,014 maybe, you know, hang an air freshener. 42 00:05:43,048 --> 00:05:47,384 - Maybe you could light a candle... - Cliff! 43 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:48,985 You think Jane's okay? 44 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,721 She's Jane. She's fine. 45 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:52,622 I gotta make things right with her. 46 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,158 Okay, help me out here. 47 00:05:54,192 --> 00:05:56,896 What part of her telling you to F off last night, didn't land? 48 00:05:56,927 --> 00:06:01,232 Hey, remember when you thought not cursing would get you into the Justice League? 49 00:06:01,264 --> 00:06:03,334 What's up your ass? 50 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:07,204 Oh, is it 'cause of Jane's psycho killer painting of you, 51 00:06:07,237 --> 00:06:08,673 where you killed us all? 52 00:06:08,706 --> 00:06:10,608 - Shut up, Cliff. - Yeah, that sucked. 53 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:13,881 If you're feeling any homicidal urges, just gives us a little heads up, all right? 54 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:15,544 I said, shut up. 55 00:06:17,658 --> 00:06:21,165 I'm gonna come for you. 56 00:06:38,535 --> 00:06:41,937 Sir, he's awake. 57 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:43,872 What's going on? 58 00:06:43,906 --> 00:06:45,276 Where am I? 59 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:48,980 Welcome to your new base of operations, Captain Trainor. 60 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:51,281 I'm Agent Charles Forsythe, DOD. 61 00:06:51,314 --> 00:06:53,181 DOD? 62 00:06:53,182 --> 00:06:53,762 Why are you... 63 00:06:53,763 --> 00:06:56,886 You and I are going to accomplish great things together, Captain. 64 00:06:56,887 --> 00:07:00,925 The radioactive energy within you is formidable. 65 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,959 We're gonna see if we can find a way to harness it. 66 00:07:02,994 --> 00:07:06,163 What the hell are you talking about? I never agreed to any of this. 67 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:09,432 I'm afraid this isn't negotiable, soldier. 68 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:14,466 - Your service is compulsory. - Compulsory? 69 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:21,144 Hey! Hey! 70 00:07:34,324 --> 00:07:35,324 Jesus. 71 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:15,064 Hey, The Chief's still missing. 72 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:18,836 If you have any useful information, leave it here. 73 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:21,637 If you don't, why the fuck are you wasting my time? 74 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:24,274 Hey, guys, it's me. 75 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:29,045 Hope you're all doing okay. Rita, if you get this, I have cute little thing... 76 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:32,816 Jane, hey, I'm glad you called. 77 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:38,421 Uh, I'm really sorry about what I said last night. 78 00:08:38,422 --> 00:08:41,389 That wasn't me. 79 00:08:41,423 --> 00:08:43,894 I had a rat in my head. 80 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:48,065 It's okay. I get it. We all have rats in our heads sometimes. 81 00:08:48,099 --> 00:08:52,436 - Yeah. so, are we good? - Oh, my God, totally. 82 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,538 It's cool beans. 83 00:08:54,571 --> 00:08:56,538 Are you gonna come home? 84 00:08:56,572 --> 00:09:00,644 Hmm, wait. I'm sorry. Who is this? 85 00:09:00,677 --> 00:09:04,581 - Cliff. - Oh, right, right! Hi, Cliff. 86 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:06,250 Listen, I gotta jam, okay? 87 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:09,284 Just let Rita know I'm having a little thing tonight at Doug's place, 88 00:09:09,317 --> 00:09:10,620 and I hope she can make it. 89 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,187 It'll be super chill. 90 00:09:12,221 --> 00:09:17,221 - Whose place? - Thanks so much, Cliffie. Heart you. 91 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:24,567 - Is she okay? - I think. 92 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,571 She said everything was... 93 00:09:27,604 --> 00:09:30,605 - "cool beans." - "Cool beans"? 94 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:33,744 - Oh, God. - What? 95 00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:37,346 Whenever Jane is feeling particularly low, 96 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:39,615 this one persona manifests 97 00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:44,552 and runs off to some ridiculous fantasy life she's created for herself. 98 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:47,524 She's by far the worst of the 64. 99 00:09:47,557 --> 00:09:49,926 Who? 100 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,696 Karen. 101 00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:56,729 She's a love-struck psycho, stunted by her obsession with rom-coms from the '90s. 102 00:09:56,865 --> 00:09:59,403 If I had to guess, I'd say she's on her way back 103 00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:01,205 to her leading man right now. 104 00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:03,774 Some milquetoast layabout named Doug. 105 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,176 Go get 'em, girl. 106 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,980 She's broken up with him about 1,000 times. 107 00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:15,586 But somehow, she always manages to win him back. 108 00:10:15,619 --> 00:10:20,619 Stand under here if you'd like. 109 00:10:20,856 --> 00:10:23,293 No. No, no, no. 110 00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:25,528 - Look, I'm not doing this again. - Wait! 111 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:27,629 Wait. I'm so sorry I left. 112 00:10:27,663 --> 00:10:30,734 I made a... 113 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:33,269 Whoa, hey, hey. 114 00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:42,846 I'm sorry. I make a terrible umbrella. 115 00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:47,182 Doug, I know you have no reason to take me back, and I can't guarantee 116 00:10:47,216 --> 00:10:51,053 that things won't end up the same way they did last time, 117 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:56,086 but the one thing I can guarantee is that I'll love you forever. 118 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,495 What am I going to do with you? 119 00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,942 Don't let Mr. Nobody get in your head, Vic. 120 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,476 It's just a painting. 121 00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:16,445 - Niles would know what to make of it. - Yeah. 122 00:11:16,446 --> 00:11:17,446 He would. 123 00:11:38,668 --> 00:11:43,668 Danny Cakes. 178 Danny Street. Springfield, Ohio. 124 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:51,615 There's no Danny Street in Springfield. 125 00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:54,283 According to this, there is. 126 00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:59,317 And someone there knows something about Niles. 127 00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,869 Follow the cake, Vic. 128 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:15,350 Always follow the cake. 129 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:43,360 "Where's Niles?" asked the cake shop. 130 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:52,971 That's not weird at all. 131 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:42,426 Right this way, gentlemen. 132 00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:45,009 Have a nice time. 133 00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:52,836 I'll be right with you, boys. 134 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:57,519 Could you tell us where... 135 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,803 Give it up for my Saucy Songbirds, ladies and gentlemen. 136 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:33,610 Yes! Boys, 137 00:14:33,644 --> 00:14:36,947 girls, and all those in between. 138 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,682 Welcome to Peeping Tom's Perpetual Cabaret. 139 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:42,918 I'm your host, Maura Lee Karupt. 140 00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:44,754 How y'all feeling? 141 00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:48,792 What, are they shooting an Ambien commercial in here? 142 00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:51,760 Okay, well, maybe this will cheer you up. 143 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:55,633 It appears we have two new guests with us. 144 00:14:55,667 --> 00:15:00,336 Oh, look at these two serving us Terminator, King Tut realness, honey. 145 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:04,908 The word on the street is that you're friends of Niles Caulder. 146 00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,543 Who told you that? 147 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,346 - Danny did. - Who's Danny? 148 00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:11,081 Oh, child, is your battery slow? 149 00:15:11,115 --> 00:15:15,552 Danny is all around you. 150 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,821 Danny the Street. 151 00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:19,423 Danny's on the street? 152 00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:23,460 I think she's saying Danny is a street. 153 00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:24,696 The street's a "he"? 154 00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:29,729 Danny's gender queer, and they use non-binary pronouns. 155 00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:31,933 Uh-huh. Okay. 156 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:34,937 Oh, isn't that cute? 157 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:37,642 Robo-boy doesn't understand non-binary. 158 00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:41,711 Let me see if I can explain it to you in a language you can understand. Um... 159 00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:44,947 01-001-110. 160 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,182 Make sense? 161 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:49,485 Just give me one second. 162 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,287 Trying to find my middle finger emoji. It's... 163 00:15:51,288 --> 00:15:56,288 Oh, this sweet little snack's a bit salty. 164 00:15:56,759 --> 00:15:59,230 I like it. 165 00:15:59,263 --> 00:16:01,163 If you ever want to leave Westworld and come live 166 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,668 with the Dannyzens, you just let me know. 167 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,802 - The who? - Danny travels all over the world, 168 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:11,106 picking up those of us who have slipped through society's cracks. 169 00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:14,375 We call ourselves the Dannyzens. 170 00:16:14,409 --> 00:16:18,880 Oh. 171 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,149 What? 172 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:22,918 Maybe I should let them explain for themselves. 173 00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:27,601 Go ahead. Ask Danny a question. 174 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:33,292 Um, Danny, do you know Niles Caulder? 175 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:41,738 So do we. 176 00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,322 Niles is missing. 177 00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:59,956 Oh, my God, yay! Rita, you made it! 178 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,557 - Karen. - Hey, Karen! 179 00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:05,296 Cliffie, right? 180 00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:09,066 So great to finally meet you in person. 181 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,500 Jane's told me all about you. 182 00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:14,038 Like what? 183 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,506 Oh, um... 184 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:18,009 - Seriously? - Okay, so here's the sitch. 185 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:21,679 Doug's family just got in, and, well, things are a little tense. 186 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,380 Can you just cut her a little slack? 187 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:26,150 Jumping Christ on a Pogo stick! 188 00:17:26,182 --> 00:17:27,592 Listen, Karen and I are in love. 189 00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:29,093 And we're getting back together again. 190 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:31,220 - And that's that. - Douglas, please. 191 00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:33,423 - Since you were born... - Nine hours of labor, 192 00:17:33,457 --> 00:17:35,727 this woman screamed through with you. Nine! 193 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:40,198 I swaddled you. I fed you with these breasts. I loved you. 194 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:44,500 And I tried to give you everything, so you could have the best life possible. 195 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,903 We came from miners, God damn it! 196 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,673 Nothing to our name but coal! 197 00:17:48,704 --> 00:17:53,375 And now, now, you're willing to throw it all away on that trash witch whore. 198 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,246 Whoa, Mom. Whoa. 199 00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:57,079 - Harsh. - Right? 200 00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:58,713 I need you to help me lighten the mood. 201 00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:01,183 What? No. Why would I do that? 202 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:03,586 Duh, 'cause we're best friends. 203 00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,020 No, we're not. 204 00:18:05,055 --> 00:18:10,055 Oh, my God, Rita, you're so weird. Come. 205 00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:12,063 Um... 206 00:18:12,096 --> 00:18:16,664 Oh. Sorry, Cliffie, I would totally invite you in, but I really need tonight 207 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,736 - to go well. - Oh. 208 00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:22,772 And you're sort of weird and creepy, so... 209 00:18:22,807 --> 00:18:27,242 I just... I... I just wanted to tell you, 210 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:30,747 to tell all of you, I'm sorry. 211 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:31,829 Uh-huh. 212 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,795 The street talks. 213 00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:46,595 Of course the street talks. Why wouldn't the street talk? 214 00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:52,700 Well, donkey dimension, Decreator, group therapy. Just ride the wave, Vic. 215 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:56,373 Hey. 216 00:18:56,405 --> 00:18:58,039 We were hoping that you could tell us. 217 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,778 That's why we followed your cake. 218 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:05,810 Can I ask you why your street is so empty? 219 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,519 Why? 220 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:33,189 Who's Darren Jones? 221 00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:08,710 Extraordinary. 222 00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:16,220 Tell me about Ellsworth. 223 00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,685 I'm not telling you anything. 224 00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:20,923 How about Charleston or Edwards? 225 00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,259 Quite a few transfers in such a short period of time. 226 00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:25,828 It's not normal. 227 00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:29,499 It seems you've struggled with normalcy your entire life. 228 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,067 Fuck you. 229 00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,372 Now you're concerned about collateral damage? In Havana? 230 00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:38,173 You wanted a contingency plan. Here it is! 231 00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:46,214 Good news, Captain Trainor. 232 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:49,118 A new mission has presented itself. 233 00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:53,891 The Red Menace is knocking on our door, not 100 miles from Miami. 234 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:59,162 Thousands of American lives in the balance. 235 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:01,499 What the hell do you people want from me? 236 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:05,769 It's not about what we want. It's about what we're offering. 237 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,837 Your chance to serve your country. 238 00:21:08,872 --> 00:21:10,574 To be a real man. 239 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:15,606 Better than that, your chance to be a hero. 240 00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,682 Go to hell. 241 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:24,717 I'm going to need you to go there for me, Captain. 242 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:03,520 Yo, Danny, what's the Bureau of Normalcy? 243 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:08,566 It's a top secret government agency, run by a bunch of demented zealots. 244 00:22:08,597 --> 00:22:12,102 They stomp out anything they deem to be aberrations. 245 00:22:12,134 --> 00:22:13,769 And you know this how? 246 00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:18,804 Why are they after you, Danny? 247 00:22:19,977 --> 00:22:24,114 All right now, no need to get cheeky, Danny. 248 00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,517 We can tell them the whole story. 249 00:22:26,548 --> 00:22:27,983 Couple of years back, 250 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,054 Darren Jones botched a search-and-destroy mission on Danny. 251 00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:33,589 Lost his partner in the process. 252 00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:37,972 What happened to him? 253 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:48,171 He became Maura Lee Karupt. 254 00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:49,740 Karen, 255 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:54,772 are you sure getting back into this relationship is the best idea? 256 00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:58,647 Does Doug even know about your situation? 257 00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:04,354 Okay, I know I can be a lot sometimes. 258 00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:08,290 But Doug and I have a real chance of actually being happy together. 259 00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:09,826 Shouldn't we at least try? 260 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:12,863 Even though you both make me want to vomit into my purse, 261 00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:17,895 I can admit that you make a cute-ish couple. 262 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,135 Come here. 263 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:24,307 Come here. 264 00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:26,978 Yeah. 265 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:30,614 - God, you're such a fucking sap! - Hammerhead. 266 00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:32,217 - What are you doing... - Shut up! 267 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,353 It wasn't easy yanking that twat off the fucking driver's seat, 268 00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:39,521 so I have to make this quick. Get us the fuck out of here, now! 269 00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,357 Do it yourself! Or make Jane do it. 270 00:23:41,393 --> 00:23:44,528 Jane's not around. How do you think we got stuck with Basic Bitch Barbie! 271 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,412 Well, where is she? 272 00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:56,240 Don't worry about Jane, okay? 273 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,441 Worry about Karen. She's dangerous. 274 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:02,211 And the more people indulge this Nora Ephron bullshit of hers, 275 00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:05,048 the harder it is to make her let go. 276 00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:06,650 She's just wants to be happy. 277 00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:09,818 - Is that so wrong? - Give me a fuckin' break, okay? 278 00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:13,057 She has that walking half-chub Doug 279 00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:15,290 under her weird little fucking love spell. 280 00:24:15,325 --> 00:24:16,992 Love spell? 281 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:20,432 I swear to God, Rita, if that dick gets anywhere near my fucking bush, 282 00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:24,500 I'm gonna fucking kill you, okay? And if I get fucked, you get fucked. Hmm. 283 00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:28,373 Can we go back to the part about Karen's love spell? 284 00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:33,404 Mmm, whatever you do, don't fall for that fucking bitch's... 285 00:24:40,048 --> 00:24:41,585 Dougie? 286 00:24:41,617 --> 00:24:43,653 - Yeah? - You want another beer? 287 00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:44,988 Thanks, hon. 288 00:24:47,057 --> 00:24:48,826 - Karen. - Hmm. 289 00:24:48,857 --> 00:24:52,630 I want nothing more than for you to be happy. 290 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,834 Really, I do, but maybe just slow down. 291 00:24:56,865 --> 00:25:01,637 You're right. I totally hear you. 292 00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:04,173 Douglas Jay Calhoon. 293 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:05,207 Yeah. 294 00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:10,209 I can't go another day without being your wife. 295 00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:15,617 Would you do me the honor of becoming my husband? 296 00:25:15,653 --> 00:25:18,453 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 297 00:25:18,489 --> 00:25:19,890 That's it! That's it! 298 00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,826 No, I can't, I can't do this. 299 00:25:21,857 --> 00:25:24,662 Douglas, you cannot marry this woman! 300 00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,198 - Mom. - No, I have to say this. 301 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:30,467 She just waltzes in your life. She tears it to shreds. 302 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,836 And then she breezes out whenever it suits her. 303 00:25:32,868 --> 00:25:34,538 Dude, she's a ticking time bomb. 304 00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:36,207 Stay out of this, Mick. 305 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,618 The last time she left, you wouldn't get out of bed for six months! 306 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:42,577 If you marry Karen, then that's it. We're done. 307 00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:47,250 Whoa. 308 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,034 Do you all feel this way? 309 00:25:55,258 --> 00:25:57,594 - Dougie... - Hmm? 310 00:25:57,626 --> 00:26:01,396 don't choose between me and your family. 311 00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:06,304 Just choose love. 312 00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:08,415 - Yes. Yes! A thousand times yes. - Oh, my God. 313 00:26:08,439 --> 00:26:13,439 - I love you so much. - No, no, no! For fucking Christ's sake. 314 00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:16,944 Congratulations! 315 00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,616 Guys! It's about time. 316 00:26:21,652 --> 00:26:24,086 Oh, yes! What? 317 00:26:24,118 --> 00:26:27,191 A toast! 318 00:26:27,223 --> 00:26:30,794 Karen, the day you came into our lives... 319 00:26:30,826 --> 00:26:32,828 You're everything I hoped my son... 320 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:36,598 - Oh! Don't you start now. - I can't even... 321 00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:38,500 All right, let's have a drink, yeah? 322 00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:39,635 Okay. 323 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,075 Punk. 324 00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:11,934 Do those people out there have any idea who you used to work for? 325 00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:14,971 I tired to tell them, but I... 326 00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:18,709 I can't. 327 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,644 I'm not a bad person. 328 00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:22,479 You work for the Bureau of Normalcy. 329 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,515 I know exactly what kind of person you are. 330 00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:29,548 You don't know a damn thing about me. 331 00:27:31,055 --> 00:27:34,423 For a long time, neither did I. 332 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,326 I was supposed to hate this place. 333 00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:42,362 Working for the Bureau, you're supposed to hate anything that's abnormal. 334 00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:45,903 But I couldn't. 335 00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:49,506 Something about Danny felt right. 336 00:27:49,538 --> 00:27:50,740 It felt like home. 337 00:28:03,019 --> 00:28:08,019 A weight had been lifted off me. 338 00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:09,624 How bad it is, Agent? 339 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,461 Abnormal to a factor of what? 340 00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:12,845 Stand by. 341 00:28:36,053 --> 00:28:38,288 I felt lighter. 342 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,226 Like I was more of myself than I had ever been. 343 00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:47,259 Agent Wilson, what do you see? 344 00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:53,769 Agent Wilson. 345 00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:56,641 Agent Wilson. 346 00:28:56,673 --> 00:29:00,711 And that's when Maura Lee Karupt was born. 347 00:29:00,743 --> 00:29:05,743 My drag name was my own personal "fuck you" to the Bureau. 348 00:29:06,451 --> 00:29:10,886 I knew then I couldn't let any harm come to this place. 349 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:14,057 So I tipped Danny off. 350 00:29:14,089 --> 00:29:17,259 And they were able to jump before Darren could attack. 351 00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:25,669 Yes, Danny can jump. 352 00:29:25,701 --> 00:29:27,069 Anywhere around the world, 353 00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:31,575 which is a helpful thing, because Darren's obsessed. 354 00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:34,678 He's been following us ever since. 355 00:29:34,711 --> 00:29:37,779 He just won't let it go. 356 00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,250 The Bureau never does. 357 00:29:39,281 --> 00:29:42,884 Danny is supposed to be a safe haven for people like us. 358 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,489 But nobody feels safe here anymore. 359 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,191 It's not right. 360 00:29:47,222 --> 00:29:52,222 No one should ever have to feel uncomfortable in their own skin. 361 00:29:52,796 --> 00:29:56,932 I don't know how much longer we can keep this up. 362 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:59,103 They all seem pretty happy to me. 363 00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:03,207 Trust me, those people are scared. 364 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,277 But, still, they show up with a brave face and come anyway. 365 00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:10,681 - Why? - For Danny. 366 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:13,951 It's a perpetual cabaret for a reason. 367 00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:17,721 This street thrives on the Dannyzens' happiness. 368 00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:21,557 We keep the party going, we keep Danny going. 369 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,326 But we're running on fumes. 370 00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:24,596 If the party stops... 371 00:30:24,627 --> 00:30:29,627 Then Danny's heart stops right along with it. And they win. 372 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,871 The Bureau of Normalcy. 373 00:30:37,508 --> 00:30:42,508 "Normal" ain't nothing but a state of mind. 374 00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:49,018 We need to help these people. 375 00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:50,752 We don't need to do anything. 376 00:30:50,788 --> 00:30:52,756 Man, look at this place! 377 00:30:52,788 --> 00:30:56,294 And you seriously want to run away, again? 378 00:30:56,326 --> 00:30:59,230 I don't need to justify myself to you. 379 00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:02,633 If I have to bow out of this one, then I'll bow out. 380 00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,166 I'm not going up against the Bureau. 381 00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:07,604 What the hell's going on with you, man? 382 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:12,438 What did those people do to you? 383 00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:15,747 Just forget it. 384 00:31:15,778 --> 00:31:19,317 Man, I thought you was done with the whole Cowardly Lion routine, huh? 385 00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:21,486 Aren't you sick of being that guy? 386 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,921 And what kind of guy are you, Vic? 387 00:31:23,952 --> 00:31:25,923 You're a hero, right? 388 00:31:25,954 --> 00:31:28,057 Maybe you could teach me to be more like you. 389 00:31:28,092 --> 00:31:31,930 Or maybe, maybe, Mr. Nobody was onto something. 390 00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:37,261 Should I buy my cape before or after I kill my family and friends? 391 00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,972 If you want to bail, then bail. 392 00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:46,611 I'm done trying to stiffen your spine. 393 00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:51,644 Good. 'Cause I'm done letting other people tell me who I am. 394 00:32:01,589 --> 00:32:03,361 I underestimated you, Captain. 395 00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:08,199 I thought you were nothing but a degenerate radioactive flyboy. 396 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:11,500 But it seems you are so much more. 397 00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:14,806 What happened? 398 00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:28,684 What the hell is that? 399 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,720 That, Captain Trainor, is what's really inside you. 400 00:32:34,156 --> 00:32:39,096 That is who you really are. 401 00:32:48,471 --> 00:32:53,471 I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. 402 00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:57,145 Hey, Ri-Ri. 403 00:32:57,181 --> 00:33:00,250 I understand that you love Doug, 404 00:33:00,284 --> 00:33:02,785 but we all know you're just going to end up leaving him again. 405 00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:04,819 What? No. 406 00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:06,624 Dougie and I are endgame. 407 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:11,493 I don't know what that means. I just know that it's youthful and irritating. 408 00:33:11,528 --> 00:33:17,467 It means me and Doug are going to be together forever. 409 00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:20,371 Oh, for Christ's sake, Karen, cut the shit! 410 00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:23,640 That man and his family don't have a say in what's happening. 411 00:33:23,673 --> 00:33:25,776 What you're doing is wrong. 412 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:26,875 What am I doing? 413 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,113 Your little spell. 414 00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:30,279 Oh, whatever. 415 00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:31,913 Dough's love for you isn't real. 416 00:33:31,949 --> 00:33:33,182 Yes, it is! 417 00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:35,986 Why are you being so extra right now, ugh! 418 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,386 Then prove it. 419 00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:42,192 If your love is real, then break the spell. 420 00:33:42,226 --> 00:33:45,194 You know what, Rita? 421 00:33:45,229 --> 00:33:48,663 Why don't you crawl out of my ass and go fuck yourself? 422 00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:50,034 Excuse me. 423 00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,836 Don't put your shit on me 424 00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:56,073 just because your life is like Grey Gardens level pathetic. 425 00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,642 If your goal is to be a walking cautionary tale, 426 00:33:58,643 --> 00:34:01,278 well, congrats, consider me cautioned. 427 00:34:01,313 --> 00:34:07,883 I will do everything in my power to never end up like you, a sad, tired old crone 428 00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:12,885 who is so ridiculously past her prime, she doesn't even know it. 429 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,563 Believe me, I know it. 430 00:34:19,596 --> 00:34:21,097 Oh, my gosh. 431 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:23,132 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 432 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:26,302 That is... That is totally the stress talking. 433 00:34:26,335 --> 00:34:28,539 - Hmm. - Honey, it's just that 434 00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:32,375 today is a special day, and we really need to get ready. 435 00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:33,744 Okay? 436 00:34:33,777 --> 00:34:36,679 - Ready? - Mmm-hmm. 437 00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,063 For what? 438 00:35:06,175 --> 00:35:09,746 Really, dude, is that all you got? 439 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,815 Think you can do better? 440 00:35:11,849 --> 00:35:16,619 I've seen Flashdance 87 times. What do you think? 441 00:35:16,652 --> 00:35:19,255 Okay, kittens. 442 00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:23,025 It's time for karaoke. 443 00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:25,463 Oh, hey, mommy dearest. 444 00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:27,965 All new comers are welcome. 445 00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:32,347 There's a price of admission. 446 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,143 You gotta sing, baby. 447 00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:41,512 I don't sing. 448 00:35:41,545 --> 00:35:46,545 Well, we have to keep this party popping, okay? 449 00:35:49,518 --> 00:35:52,922 Don't be scared. 450 00:35:52,956 --> 00:35:54,791 I'm not scared. 451 00:35:57,693 --> 00:36:01,293 Then get up there. 452 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:40,137 "We come into this world unknown, 453 00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:44,108 but know that we are not alone. 454 00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:47,110 They try to knock us down, 455 00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,676 but change is coming. 456 00:36:48,677 --> 00:36:49,678 It's our time now." 457 00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:55,746 I don't sing. 458 00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:06,911 Grid, proceed on auto-search. 459 00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:10,246 Expand the radius another two blocks. 460 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,230 Let me know if you find anything. 461 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,456 Thought you were bowing out. 462 00:40:19,489 --> 00:40:20,857 I don't know what I'm doing. 463 00:40:20,858 --> 00:40:22,893 Then you better hurry. 464 00:40:22,927 --> 00:40:27,264 'Cause nobody takes their bow after me. 465 00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:30,735 - What are you doing? - Danny can't go on living like this. 466 00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:34,005 And I can't risk what will happen if they do. 467 00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:37,172 It's time for me to go back and fix the mess I've made. 468 00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:38,208 How? 469 00:40:38,242 --> 00:40:40,610 I'm going back to the Bureau. 470 00:40:40,643 --> 00:40:42,045 Back to my old life. 471 00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:46,983 It's the only way, Danny. 472 00:40:47,018 --> 00:40:50,353 If I go back, I can throw 'em off your scent. 473 00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:53,757 I can say I was deep undercover, 474 00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:58,027 tell them it took me a while, but I finally rid the world 475 00:40:58,061 --> 00:41:02,632 of the abomination that is Danny the Street. 476 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,869 I promise I'll give a better performance than this one. 477 00:41:04,902 --> 00:41:06,471 You can't go back to that place. 478 00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:09,404 If they get so much as a whiff of who you really are, they'll... 479 00:41:09,405 --> 00:41:10,506 I don't care. 480 00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:13,143 As long as everyone here is safe, 481 00:41:13,175 --> 00:41:15,126 I'll be okay. 482 00:41:18,215 --> 00:41:21,284 Thanks for letting me stay over the rainbow, Danny. 483 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,597 It's the Bureau. 484 00:41:34,632 --> 00:41:38,302 They're here. 485 00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:40,402 Okay, Danny, I'm gonna start walking. 486 00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:42,271 The second I step off the end of the block, 487 00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:45,708 you jump. I'll cover you, okay? 488 00:41:45,742 --> 00:41:46,742 What? 489 00:41:53,684 --> 00:41:57,554 I gotta say, I'm with the street. 490 00:41:57,588 --> 00:42:00,289 So then what do we do? 491 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,509 Let's turn the party, girl. 492 00:42:09,132 --> 00:42:11,467 You in? 493 00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:18,987 Look alive, gentlemen. 494 00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:38,561 Jesus, look at this human trash here. 495 00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:42,733 You know, Darren, 496 00:42:42,766 --> 00:42:47,766 men as old as you really shouldn't throw shade. 497 00:42:48,137 --> 00:42:50,940 You might hurt your back. 498 00:42:50,974 --> 00:42:52,842 Morris? 499 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,210 My God! 500 00:42:54,244 --> 00:42:56,414 What the hell has this abomination done to you? 501 00:42:56,447 --> 00:43:00,884 Danny didn't do anything, except help me realize who I am. 502 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,619 What? No. 503 00:43:03,652 --> 00:43:07,391 No, this is not who your are, Morris. You're a man. 504 00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:10,594 - This place, these people are... - No. 505 00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:15,628 You don't get to tell me or anyone else who they are ever again. 506 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,170 I am proud of the person I see in the mirror. 507 00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:26,664 My face is beat. My look is flawless, and I am dusted from head to toe. 508 00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:31,943 The only thing I am not is scared of you. 509 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:38,255 Fan out, boys! 510 00:43:38,288 --> 00:43:39,487 I said... 511 00:43:44,728 --> 00:43:46,563 Thanks, Danny. 512 00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:51,335 You fucking freak. 513 00:43:51,369 --> 00:43:55,539 Fabulosity incarnate stands before you, Darren. 514 00:43:55,572 --> 00:43:58,809 Show some goddamn respect. 515 00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:00,643 Like hell I will. 516 00:44:00,677 --> 00:44:02,411 Didn't your mama tell you? 517 00:44:04,014 --> 00:44:06,349 Never lay your hands on a woman. 518 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,641 Go home, Darren. 519 00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:33,577 And don't ever come back here again. 520 00:44:38,449 --> 00:44:39,992 You go back to the Bureau, 521 00:44:40,016 --> 00:44:42,283 and you tell them Danny the Street is off limits. 522 00:44:43,221 --> 00:44:45,521 Maybe I'll put you on our list instead. 523 00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:50,827 I'm already on it. 524 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:55,166 Tell them Captain Trainor sends his best. 525 00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,867 Every time, the dream is the same. 526 00:44:57,902 --> 00:45:02,472 Somebody's welding me, except when the mask come up, 527 00:45:02,505 --> 00:45:04,106 it's Jennifer Beals. 528 00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:06,108 Whoa. 529 00:45:06,141 --> 00:45:08,143 Who? 530 00:45:08,177 --> 00:45:10,847 Bro... 531 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,918 What does it have to do with the rat in your head? 532 00:45:13,951 --> 00:45:17,755 Cliff, thank heavens you're still out here. 533 00:45:17,788 --> 00:45:20,724 Jane wants to see you right away. 534 00:45:20,757 --> 00:45:24,657 Keep it real, kid. 535 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,275 No, it's no problem. 536 00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:42,009 I'm happy to help. 537 00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,052 Me, too. 538 00:45:49,085 --> 00:45:54,085 You never told us how you know each other. 539 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:58,661 Yeah. 540 00:45:58,695 --> 00:46:01,764 I'm fine. 541 00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:09,501 It's just, I could really use the Chief's help right now. 542 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,559 I'm scared. 543 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,751 I'm scared we may never get him back. 544 00:46:21,784 --> 00:46:23,954 And I'm scared what might happen if we don't. 545 00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:26,824 This may be a long shot, and I know Niles has his secrets, 546 00:46:26,856 --> 00:46:28,760 but if you could tell us anything 547 00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:33,793 that could possibly help us figure out what Mr. Nobody's done with the Chief, then... 548 00:46:35,733 --> 00:46:39,931 Yeah. That's who took Niles. 549 00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,646 Please, Danny. 550 00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:54,217 I'm begging you. 551 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:55,818 We need him. 552 00:47:24,882 --> 00:47:27,117 Was I that bad? 553 00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:30,420 Oh. 554 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:35,224 All right, open them. 555 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,963 What do you think, Cliffie? 556 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:43,233 Uh, what the ever living shit is happening? 557 00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:45,402 Dougie and I are getting married. 558 00:47:51,273 --> 00:47:52,708 Now? 559 00:47:52,742 --> 00:47:54,677 When you know it's right, why wait? 560 00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:58,882 Uh-huh, where's Jane? 561 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,784 Jane means a lot to you, doesn't she? 562 00:48:01,818 --> 00:48:03,719 I can tell by the way she talks about you, 563 00:48:03,753 --> 00:48:05,655 that you mean a lot to her, too. 564 00:48:05,688 --> 00:48:07,791 And I was thinking 565 00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:09,427 this wouldn't be a real wedding 566 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,362 without someone to walk me down the aisle. 567 00:48:12,396 --> 00:48:16,934 And, well, I know I'm not a cool, manic pixie dream girl 568 00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:21,672 like Jane is, but... 569 00:48:21,704 --> 00:48:23,639 Cliff, 570 00:48:23,672 --> 00:48:24,775 would you give me away? 571 00:48:24,806 --> 00:48:26,443 What, are you fucking nuts? 572 00:48:26,476 --> 00:48:31,476 Come on, this is the most important day of my life. 573 00:48:32,547 --> 00:48:34,518 What do you say? 574 00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:36,552 You have incredibly psychotic eyes. 575 00:48:36,585 --> 00:48:37,722 Ugh, just forget it. 576 00:48:37,755 --> 00:48:40,556 This is crazy, Karen. You can't marry this guy. 577 00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:41,757 "Crazy"? It's what I want. 578 00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,460 And what about what Jane wants? 579 00:48:43,492 --> 00:48:45,262 Just back off, Cliff. 580 00:48:45,295 --> 00:48:48,431 Babe, you okay? 581 00:48:48,465 --> 00:48:50,833 Mmm-hmm. 582 00:48:50,867 --> 00:48:52,969 Holy shit! 583 00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:56,273 A robot for our wedding! 584 00:48:56,306 --> 00:48:59,543 - How cool. - Back off, Dermot Mulroney. 585 00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:02,945 Whoa, chillax, asshole. 586 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:06,416 - Oh. - I think what you meant was... 587 00:49:06,449 --> 00:49:08,451 Doug, oh, my God! 588 00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:09,721 Just leave us alone. 589 00:49:09,753 --> 00:49:12,322 No. I have no idea what the hell's going on here, 590 00:49:12,356 --> 00:49:14,391 but I'm not letting you go through with this. 591 00:49:14,425 --> 00:49:17,393 Not unless I know that Jane's okay with it. 592 00:49:17,427 --> 00:49:20,130 - Okay, we're leaving. - What are you doing? 593 00:49:20,164 --> 00:49:22,797 Let me go! You... Just let me go! 594 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:26,135 You have no right to do this! 595 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:29,619 Don't fucking touch me! 596 00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:39,210 I asked you people to do one fucking thing! 597 00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:48,190 Sorry, Dougie, wedding's off. 598 00:49:48,224 --> 00:49:49,224 No! 599 00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,300 Oh, Dougie, I'm so sorry. 600 00:49:57,335 --> 00:50:00,271 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm so sorry. I would never hurt you. 601 00:50:00,304 --> 00:50:05,304 Never hurt you. I'm so sorry. I... I... 602 00:50:24,027 --> 00:50:26,728 Help me! 603 00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,208 No! Dougie! Dougie, it's okay. 604 00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:39,809 Hold on. It's okay. 605 00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:41,844 I'm still here. I'm still here. 606 00:50:44,514 --> 00:50:47,483 Let go of me, you motherfuckers! 607 00:50:50,018 --> 00:50:53,422 Jane? Jane, are you in there? 608 00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:56,927 Jane? Hey, Jane? 609 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,429 I'm sorry, Jane. 610 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,731 Hey, it's me. 611 00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:05,501 Jane! Come on, Jane. 612 00:51:05,534 --> 00:51:06,969 Jane. 613 00:51:07,003 --> 00:51:08,237 Jane. 613 00:51:09,305 --> 00:51:15,713 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 45358

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