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Mom?
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- Hmm?
- A guy had to cut off his penis
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because he got his dick stuck in a jar.
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Don't tell me that.
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He was 50 years old.
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Why?
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Mom.
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Come on.
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Well... did he die?
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I don't know.
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- Ugh.
- Mom?
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Remember I told you
Paisley's dating this,
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like, 70-year-old guy?
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- Yeah?
- Well,
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he won't have sex with
her until she's...
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Oh, thank God!
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Mom, you didn't let me finish.
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Oh.
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He won't have sex with
her until she turns 21?
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She asked hopefully
in a very high voice.
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No he won't have sex with
her unless she's, like,
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completely shaved, like, completely.
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Max, do you mind? Duke
is sitting right there.
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What? I can know about it.
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- It's fine.
- Allô.
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C'est moi.
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A Certain Age, $800.
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A common Jewish surname.
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It's German for "black."
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- What is Schwartz?!
- Schvartze!
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- Schwartz.
- Correct.
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- Jesus.
- All In The Family, 2,000.
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In the King James Bible,
these three words
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starting with a relative,
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precede "for they know
not what they do."
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- What is "Father forgive them?"
- "Father forgive them!"
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What is "Father, forgive them?"
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Right.
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Magic and sorcery in
the Bible for eight.
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This Babylonian king had his
own group of magicians,
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but it was Daniel who
interpreted his dreams.
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- Who is Nebuchadnezzar?
- Nebuchadnezzar.
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- Yes.
- Good. We both won.
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No, you didn't win, because you didn't
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put it in the form of a question.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Is it good?
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- Yeah.
- So, these boys asked me
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to do a photo shoot for like,
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- their rehab group or...
- Mm-hmm.
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Some kind of bullshit,
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and, um, they asked me to invite
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my girlfriends, and it turns out
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they were just trying to get me
to take naked pictures of them.
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And they thought because I was
shooting it, it would be okay.
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The fuck?
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So stupid.
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Well, boys will be boys.
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They certainly know how
to take any advantage
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to gawp at young girls' bosoms.
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It's so childish.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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What?
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Frankie, shut up.
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No.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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Frankie, that was a long time ago.
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Well, yeah, but you never told us.
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You-you never told us. You...
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you sat us down and gave
us that bullshit talk
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and then we all went to the movies.
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But you never told us why.
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It's true, Mom.
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You never told us.
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Did your father say something to you
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when you saw him on Tuesday?
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This is not about what
my father said to me.
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This is about what you
haven't said to me.
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Why did you leave my dad?
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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I've made a pong. Uh-oh.
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Oh.
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Gran.
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Oh, okay. Gross.
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Goodness me.
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Thanks, Mom.
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No problem.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm not okay, but...
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Bye.
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I don't know what you want me to say.
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♪ I'm the fattest person in the land ♪
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♪ I'm the fatty patty patty man. ♪
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Hi. How are you?
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- How you doing?
- I'm okay.
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What's wrong?
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Why you cry?
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Doesn't matter.
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I just...
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Bleh.
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What were you doing today?
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Hmm.
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Well, I have therapy.
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Yep.
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Yep, I do.
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I have doctor medical prescribed
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mental therapy.
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Good, Mom. You need it.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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What are you gonna do today?
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I... don't know.
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I'm supposed to see a show tonight.
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I'm shooting a band.
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Cool.
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- Can I borrow your boots?
- Nope. Absolutely not.
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- Mom!
- No, you can't.
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Mom, they're just gonna
stay in your closet.
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Please, please, can I borrow the boots?
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Nope. No.
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No, you can't, honey.
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What's wrong?
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My boyfriend broke up with me.
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Oh.
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Which one?
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Um, the black ones with the roses.
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No, I meant which boyfriend.
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Okay, that's really funny, Mom.
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Now I feel bad about myself again.
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Come on. Come on.
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Turn around.
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Turn around, turn away.
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- Turn away.
- Why do you have that?
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It's so weird you keep your
fucking boots in a safe.
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Oh, what about those? Can I have those?
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No! No, no, no, no.
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You absolutely can't, no. No, honey.
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You know why?
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My grandmother left me a gold bracelet,
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I had a rare book and a ruby ring,
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and you know what? They're all gone.
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They're all gone.
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You guys just take it.
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You take away things. So...
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Go ahead. Take these boots.
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I'm never gonna see 'em again.
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But I am keeping these boots.
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And my safe.
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You're welcome.
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Can we go out? Can we get tacos?
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Didn't you hear what I
was singing before?
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I'm the fatty, patty,
patty, patty, fatty man.
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Duh. Yes.
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- Okay.
- Tacos.
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Seriously? I could...
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climb over the...
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Okay.
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Well, this kind of stress
at home is very common.
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Oh, really? Is it? Is this common?
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Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber,
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Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber,
Uber, Lyft, Lyft,
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Postmates, Venmo,
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Spotify, Instafollow,
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Lyft, Uber, Uber, Uber,
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Uber, Uber, Lyft,
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Postmates, Postmates, Editing Bunny.
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I don't know... why
this makes me so angry.
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I know they have to get places
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and I can't be everywhere.
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I just... I-I...
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It... When I see it
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in this big, giant, pile
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of turd money bullshit...
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I need somebody to weigh in.
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Like, is this okay? Is this
how people are doing it?
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Or am I completely
screwing everything up?
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Yes.
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"There are no strangers here,
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only friends we have not met."
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♪ Fried ham, fried ham ♪
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♪ Cheese and bologna,
after the macaroni ♪
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♪ We'll have... ♪
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♪ Pickles, onions, and pretzels ♪
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♪ Then we'll have some more
fried ham, fried ham. ♪
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♪ I'm gonna pack my
bags and turn around ♪
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♪ I'm gonna turn this
camp right upside down ♪
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♪ I'm gonna drink and
smoke and neck and peck ♪
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♪ So what the heck,
to hell with the... ♪
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I guess it really has been that long.
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- ♪ To hell with the Ca... ♪
- ♪ Camp ♪
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- ♪ Camp Teak girls ♪
- ♪ Camp Teak boys ♪
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- ♪ Camp Teak girls ♪
- ♪ Camp Teak boys ♪
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- ♪ Wear boxers ♪
- ♪ Are fairies ♪
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- Hoh...
- Yeah, you see that?
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I knew I wasn't that forgettable.
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Blowing your mind a little bit?
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A little bit.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Little Deezy Miller.
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And now Dr. Little Deezy Miller.
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But I'll take David
from my old camp buddy.
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Oh. Okay.
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What? We weren't buddies?
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Oh, no, I don't know.
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I mean, is that what you call every girl
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you went behind the infirmary with?
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You are every girl I went
behind the infirmary with.
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I was red team. 60s?
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Oh, God, that's right. Yeah,
and you wore that, uh,
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Led Zeppelin shirt with
the sleeves cut off
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for that whole week.
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You were so cute. God, you killed me.
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So...
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still got that shirt?
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Yes!
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What happened?
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You've been playing in the
street again is what happened.
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No, I... I wasn't, I...
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If your mother finds out
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you've been playing in the street again,
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you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
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I don't feel good.
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All right. Come on. You're fine.
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Just a little shaken up.
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How many fingers?
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Three.
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Good girl. All right.
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Need a little lie down is all.
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Now, get yourself back
in and get cleaned up
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before your mother catches you.
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Okay. Wait, where's my skateboard?
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Go.
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We should probably talk
about you at some point.
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Mm-hmm. Sure. Yeah.
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Or, I don't know, you could
maybe just give me the drugs.
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Dr. Babu said that you would
try to shake me down.
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But so far all I know is either
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somebody stole your credit card
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or, um, you have a teenager at home.
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Two, and a younger.
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And you think that they're contributing
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to your sleep issues?
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No. No. They don't keep me up anymore.
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I don't even fall asleep,
I just pass out.
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All right.
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Ugh.
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Ugh!
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I keep...
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I keep having these dreams
that I'm constantly
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getting sexed on by my ex,
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and it's happening very frequently,
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meaning every single night.
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How long since the divorce?
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Uh, it's been, like, four
or five hundred years.
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So was it an amicable split?
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Um... jeesh,
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I don't want to...
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I don't...
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Well, we don't have to
get into that right now.
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But I will say that even after
a contentious relationship,
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there can be residual feelings
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- No. No. No. No.
- That have to be dealt with.
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- Otherwise they can continue to fester.
- Nope.
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- Beneath the surface.
- No. Nope. Wrong. Wrong.
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Sorry, that's stupid.
268
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,945
If your ex-husband was here right now,
269
00:14:12,946 --> 00:14:14,330
what would you say to him?
270
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,234
Why didn't you drown in a
puddle of diarrhea yet?
271
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:29,795
Hello, Sam.
272
00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:33,899
Hello.
273
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,067
Be stiffer.
274
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:36,902
More stiff and awkward,
275
00:14:36,903 --> 00:14:38,642
yet charming.
276
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,239
More stiff and awkward than that?
277
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,324
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
278
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:44,427
Hello, Sam.
279
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:47,130
Yeah, hi.
280
00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:49,448
What happened?
281
00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:52,084
- Why did you summon me?
- Um...
282
00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:53,485
because I've been having dreams,
283
00:14:53,486 --> 00:14:56,487
and they're fairly disturbing to me.
284
00:14:56,488 --> 00:14:58,457
What happens in the dreams?
285
00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,661
I don't want to talk about it.
286
00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:03,428
Well, maybe you better talk about it.
287
00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:04,964
I mean, you called me.
288
00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:07,933
I've been having dreams
that we're fucking.
289
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:09,787
Sex dreams things.
290
00:15:11,134 --> 00:15:12,437
Oh, gosh.
291
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,308
This makes me very, very,
292
00:15:16,309 --> 00:15:18,644
very, very uncomfortable.
293
00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:22,848
I'm not attracted to you.
294
00:15:22,849 --> 00:15:24,668
I'm not attracted to you either.
295
00:15:26,169 --> 00:15:28,651
But do you remember the thing that...
296
00:15:29,644 --> 00:15:32,099
we used to do, we did?
297
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:33,926
Jesus.
298
00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:36,796
Yeah, of course. I remember, yeah.
299
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,789
- Do you?
- I remember.
300
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,801
I don't think that it's a good idea
301
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,969
- that we do this.
- Same.
302
00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,780
But just for the record...
303
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,783
I'll do it if you want to.
304
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,681
I don't have that outfit anymore.
305
00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:58,001
You have the boots?
306
00:15:59,369 --> 00:16:01,153
Yes, I have the boots.
307
00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:03,573
- Do you have the underwear?
- Shut up.
308
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,344
Yes.
309
00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:11,452
I'm fully erect right now.
310
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:14,064
Ugh. I'm sick to my stomach.
311
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:16,659
Well, you were always that
way before we did that.
312
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,648
This is bad. I know that this is bad.
313
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:21,981
You know, and also, I'm
offended a little bit.
314
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,075
I resent you
315
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:25,244
for pulling us into this
moment, because we both know
316
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,879
that you're the one that's in control.
317
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,499
- It's not fair, Sam.
- I don't care,
318
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,382
you can hang up any time.
319
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:32,051
I'm going back to my hotel.
320
00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:34,519
If you want, you can go
home, get the boots,
321
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,021
get that underwear.
322
00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:38,190
My flight leaves tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.
323
00:16:38,191 --> 00:16:40,692
And I don't know how I'll
feel or even what I'll do
324
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,545
if you come over, but...
325
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,211
Elevators ain't running.
326
00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:00,712
Come on.
327
00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:02,381
Shouldn't be getting out of bed, Miss.
328
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:04,049
Has he been here? Have you seen him?
329
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,717
I ain't seen him for a week.
330
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:06,886
Where's Cornell?
331
00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,220
He's watching the other door.
332
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,408
Oh, you're swell. Oh...
333
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:18,230
Now, that's crazy... it's 14 floors.
334
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:21,251
I... I just got hit by a car.
335
00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,488
Oh. Is that what that noise was?
336
00:17:26,957 --> 00:17:28,574
I think I'm in trouble.
337
00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:32,495
Mm-hmm. Maybe.
338
00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:40,938
And I can't tell Mom, but...
339
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:44,274
...I think I'm really hurt.
340
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:46,844
What?
341
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,807
Did you-did you hit your head?
342
00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:53,498
No.
343
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:56,286
Well, does it hurt? Are
you-are you bleeding?
344
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:58,888
Well, where?
345
00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:02,341
I don't see any blood.
346
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,434
Duke.
347
00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:06,253
Maybe it's...
348
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,332
someplace else.
349
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,170
Someplace else? What...
w-what do you mean?
350
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,135
Oh.
351
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:25,548
Um...
352
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:28,133
Okay.
353
00:18:28,134 --> 00:18:29,801
No, no, no, no, no, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
354
00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:31,971
It's okay, you're okay. Um,
355
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,853
why don't we just...
we'll go upstairs, okay?
356
00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:35,861
I have something you
need up there. Yeah?
357
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,810
No sense in going up there...
358
00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,312
I've been here for hours. He ain't here.
359
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,899
Let me go, would you?
360
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,969
I want to call Max.
361
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:28,306
- Keep it close.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:45,725
Hello, Mom.
363
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:49,827
Well, don't linger there
like a huckster. Come in.
364
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:02,506
Is everything okay?
365
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,682
You called me to come over here, Phil?
366
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:28,636
My car keys.
367
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:30,701
I've decided it's time.
368
00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:32,880
And I don't want to talk about it. Ever.
369
00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,076
- Do you understand?
- Yes.
370
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,359
I do have conditions, however.
371
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:42,678
I want unlimited Ubers for life
372
00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:44,540
and a black American Express card.
373
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,252
Is there anything else, or...
374
00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:49,488
What?
375
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:51,555
No, what do you mean?
376
00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:53,291
I...
377
00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:54,758
Nothing.
378
00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:56,560
You agree to the terms, then?
379
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:59,763
Phil, yeah, we can't get a
black American Express card.
380
00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:01,352
Well, Ubers, then.
381
00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:05,235
And I want the service...
The one that brings you
382
00:21:05,236 --> 00:21:08,123
a different flavored
popcorn every month.
383
00:21:11,493 --> 00:21:13,144
I'll look into that.
384
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:15,055
Good.
385
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,914
Okay. All right.
386
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,483
Well, I'm making dinner now.
387
00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:20,784
- That's very nice.
- So you should leave.
388
00:21:20,785 --> 00:21:22,438
Huh.
389
00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,550
Again.
390
00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:20,422
Oh, no.
391
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,820
What...?
392
00:25:54,873 --> 00:25:56,197
Guys?
393
00:25:57,698 --> 00:25:59,367
Somebody?
394
00:26:00,144 --> 00:26:02,495
I need a tampon.
395
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:09,126
I gave your last one to Duke.
396
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,188
What?!
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