Original subtitles

[OPENING THEME SONG]

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE SOMEBODY

WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT

DON'T YOU WORRY

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

I'LL BE READY

I'LL BE READY

WHENEVER YOU FEAR

OH, DON'T YOU FEAR

I'LL BE READY

FOREVER AND ALWAYS

I'M ALWAYS HERE

'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

OH

I'LL BE READY

I'LL BE READY

WHENEVER YOU FEAR

OH, DON'T YOU FEAR

I'LL BE READY

FOREVER AND ALWAYS

I'M ALWAYS HERE

-HEY, PAL.

-HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL?

LOOK AT THOSE SETS.

-I KNOW IT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.

-WHAT ARE YOU WRITING? -SHOPPING LIST.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER? -UH, HOT DOGS.

-OH, COME ON. I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY FAMOUS SEAFOOD GUMBO.

-YUCK! TALK ABOUT CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.

-YOU KNOW, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR JOKES ABOUT MY COOKING.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT UP OR SHUT UP?

-FINE, I'LL MAKE DINNER TONIGHT.

-I'M TALKING ABOUT A HEALTHY, BALANCED, EDIBLE MEAL.

-NO HOT DOGS. NO FROZEN PIZZAS.

-NO PROBLEM.

I'VE BEEN TAKING A COOKING CLASS AT SCHOOL.

I GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING I MAKE AT HOME.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WANNA EAT?

-6:30. -6:30 IT IS.

SEE YA THEN. -OKAY, PAL.

DON'T STUDY TOO HARD.

-I WON'T.

-LOVE YA.

SWIMMER, YOU ARE IN A SURFER AREA. PLEASE MOVE SOUTH.

SWIMMER, YOU'RE IN A SURFER AREA.

PLEASE MOVE SOUTH TOWARDS THE PIER.

WHAT?

[SIGHS]

-[SCREAMS]

-DAMN IT.

-[CHATTERING]

-HERE, TAKE THE CAN.

-THANKS. -HOLD ON.

YOU OKAY?

YOU TOOK A PRETTY GOOD SHOT FROM THAT BOARD OUT THERE.

-EH, IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

I THINK IT SCARED ME MORE THAN IT ACTUALLY HURT.

-DO ME A FAVOR. TRY MOVING YOUR NECK.

ANY PAIN?

-OH!

ACTUALLY, YEAH.

WOW.

-IF YOU WANT, I GOT A COLD PACK IN THE TOWER.

IT WILL HELP PREVENT SOME OF THE SWELLING

AND CURE THE PAIN.

-YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

-OKAY. -YEAH, GOD, I'M SORRY.

-IT'S OKAY. COME ON.

-MAN.

-HERE.

PUT THIS ON YOUR SHOULDER.

IT'LL HELP THE SWELLING GO DOWN. -THANKS.

-LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS,

BUT DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGNS?

THIS BEACH IS FOR SURFING ONLY.

-OH!

-NO, I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL.

-THAT'S A REAL PRETTY ACCENT.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

-ITALY.

-ROME?

-NO, I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE OF NAPLES.

-YOU'RE ON VACATION?

-NO, I'M AN ACTRESS.

-OH. -I'M HERE WORKING ON A FILM.

MY NAME'S LENA. -HI, LENA. I'M MITCH.

I'M FROM VENICE.

VENICE, CALIFORNIA.

-OH, THE OTHER VENICE.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-HEY, GUIDO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

WHO'S THE LETTER FROM?

-MAMA. -IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

-NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

-MAMA'S COMING FOR A VISIT.

-WELL, WHY IS THAT SO BAD?

-BECAUSE, WHEN SHE GETS HERE,

SHE'S GOING TO DISCOVER THAT I'M...

NOT A LIFEGUARD.

-YOU TOLD HER YOU WERE A LIFEGUARD?

-GUIDO, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

-WELL, WHEN I LEFT MY HOME,

I PROMISED MAMA I WOULD BECOME SOMEONE SHE WOULD BE PROUD OF.

THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I EVER LIED TO HER.

WHO KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?

-WELL, DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT?

-WELL, BECAUSE MAMA SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE IN THE OLD COUNTRY.

SHE NEVER EVEN LEFT HER VILLAGE.

WHO KNEW ONE MORNING SHE WOULD WAKE UP

AND DECIDE TO COME TO AMERICA?

-WELL, I'M SURE IF YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH, SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.

-OH, YOU DON'T KNOW MAMA.

TELLING HER THE TRUTH

WOULD BE LIKE TAKING A DAGGER AND PLUNGING IT INTO HER HEART.

-EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

-MITCH'S VOICE: YOU KNOW, GARNER, I'VE MET A MILLION GIRLS ON THIS BEACH.

MORE THAN I CAN REMEMBER.

IT'S JUST THAT, NOW, I'M...

-STARTING TO COME UP EMPTY FOR YOU?

-YEAH, YEAH. I'M JUST TIRED OF DOING

THE SAME OLD THING, YOU KNOW?

HOBIE NEEDS BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

IT'S NO FUN GROWING UP AN ONLY CHILD.

-YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I COME FROM A BIG FAMILY MYSELF.

YOU KNOW WHAT I REMEMBER MOST?

-WHAT'S THAT?

-WAITING TO USE THE BATHROOM.

-[LAUGHS]

AH, SERIOUSLY, I THINK MY PRIORITIES HAVE CHANGED, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT A PHYSICAL THING ANYMORE WITH THE GIRL.

I'M KINDA LEANING TOWARDS...

I DON'T KNOW. I'M LEANING TOWARDS SETTLING DOWN.

-IT'S CALLED GETTING OLD, MITCH.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

I'D SETTLE DOWN IN A MINUTE IF I COULD CONNECT WITH THE RIGHT WOMAN.

-HI.

-HI. -HOW'S THE SHOULDER?

-OH, MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.

-GOOD. I'VE GOT AN INCIDENT REPORT

I'VE GOTTA FILL OUT HERE. DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS?

-OH, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. -OKAY.

OKAY.

SO, I KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME IS LENA.

WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

FIORI. F-I-O-R-I.

-FIORI. WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?

-2000 MALIBU ROAD.

-WELL, THAT'S A NICE PART OF TOWN.

-I KNOW. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ONLY A TEMPORARY ADDRESS.

I'M RENTING FOR THE MONTH.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY FANTASY

TO ACT IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE,

LIVE IN A MALIBU BEACH HOUSE,

DRIVE A BRAND NEW CORVETTE.

YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE ANNETTE FUNICELLO.

AND NOW, I'VE EVEN BEEN RESCUED BY A HANDSOME LIFEGUARD.

-WELL, SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE ON A ROLL.

-YEAH.

-'KAY.

-ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

-UH, YEAH. ONE LAST QUESTION,

RIGHT HERE. UM...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME?

-[LAUGHS]

THAT'S A VERY TEMPTING OFFER.

[STAMMERS] BUT I--

I'M ON A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE.

IT'S TRUE. I SHOULD BE HOME RIGHT NOW LEARNING MY LINES.

-EXCUSE ME.

WAS THAT A YES OR A NO?

-THAT WAS A MAYBE.

-A MAYBE?

A DEFINITE MAYBE?

-MAYBE.

-AH-HA.

AH...

-I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S A TERRIBLE HABIT.

I AM TRYING TO QUIT.

LOOK, PEOPLE IN EUROPE JUST AREN'T AS HEALTH CONSCIOUS

AS YOU AMERICANS.

OH, I'M NOT A VEGETARIAN EITHER.

-NEITHER AM I. DO WE HAVE A DATE?

-MAYBE.

-WHOA-HO.

-CIAO.

-HEY, PAL.

-HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND.

-MAYBE.

-MAYBE?

-ARE YOU SAYING THAT OLD BUCHANNON CHARM IS STARTING TO WEAR THIN?

-I DON'T KNOW, PAL.

SHE'S A DOLL, HUH?

-MAN: DUDE, NICE CAR.

-MAN 2: PROBABLY HAS MONEY.

-MAN 1: LET'S FOLLOW HER HOME AND FIND OUT.

MALIBU COLONY, LOOKING GOOD.

DON'T SAY A WORD, SWEETIE. GIVE ME THE KEYS.

-[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

-HURRY UP. -LET'S GO.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

-GUIDO: YEAH, BUT SEE, SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE.

AND AT THIS TIME IN HER LIFE, SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD BE--

-GUIDO, I WISH WE COULD HELP YOU OUT, I REALLY DO,

BUT IF MITCH OR STEPHANIE WERE TO FIND OUT

WE LET YOU PRETEND TO BE A LIFEGUARD,

WE COULD GET SUSPENDED. -NO, WE COULD GET FIRED.

-YEAH, I UNDERSTAND AND EVERYTHING.

BUT LOOK, LOOK.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'LL JUST BREAK IT TO HER GENTLY,

AND THEN, HOPE THAT IT'S NOT TOO MUCH OF A SHOCK.

-WHEN'S SHE COMING? -HUH?

OH, HER BOAT, IT ARRIVES EARLY TOMORROW MORNING AT THE DOCKS.

-SHE'S COMING ON A BOAT.

-WOMAN: OH, MI SCUSI, COULD YOU TELL ME, PLEASE,

WHERE I COULD FIND GUIDO TORZINI?

-MAMA.

-GUIDO. -MAMA.

-GUIDO.

-MAMA.

-[CRYING] GUIDO.

OH, GUIDO.

OH, LET ME LOOK AT YOU.

MY SON, THE LIFEGUARD.

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING IN EARLY TOMORROW MORNING?

-OH, THAT WAS ON THE FISHING TRAWLER.

I TOOK A FREIGHTER INSTEAD.

OH, GUIDO.

YOU MAKE YOUR MAMA'S DREAMS COME TRUE.

IF ONLY YOUR PAPA COULD SEE YOU.

GOD REST HIS SOUL. HE'D BE SO PROUD.

-OH, MAMA DON'T CRY.

-[CRYING] -COME ON, MAMA. PLEASE.

DON'T CRY. CONTROL YOURSELF.

MAMA.

-YOU'RE NOT GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIENDS?

-HUH? UM...

MAMA, THIS IS C.J. AND SUMMER.

C.J. AND SUMMER, THIS IS MAMA.

-HI, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. -HI.

-[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE SO BEAUTIFUL.

-WELL, WE'D BETTER BE GOING.

BUT DON'T FORGET, YOUR SHIFT STARTS TOMORROW MORNING AT 7:00 SHARP.

-YEAH, TOWER 12.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. TORZINI. BUH-BYE.

-BYE. CIAO.

LIKEWISE.

OH, GUIDO. -MAMA.

-GUIDO, GUIDO. -MAMA.

-[WEEPING]

-[MUFFLED] HELLO?

-FLYING IN. OH!

-THANK YOU.

[SIGHS]

WHAT HAPPENED?

-I'LL CLEAN UP.

-NOT WITHOUT FEDERAL AID.

-DID YOU GET ONIONS? THE RECIPE CALLS FOR FINELY CHOPPED-- ONE?

GREAT. WHAT ABOUT THE PARSLEY?

-IN THE FRIDGE.

-WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, ANYWAY?

-CHICKEN PARISIENNE, HOBIE STYLE.

-THIS NUMBER MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

-UH...

GARNER. THAT'S WHERE HE'S AT.

-HMM.

-ELLERBEE. -HEY, BUDDY. WHAT'S UP?

-THAT ACTRESS YOU MET ON THE BEACH?

WELL, SHE...

RAN INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE.

-WHAT HAPPENED?

-A COUPLE OF GUYS BROKE INTO HER HOUSE. LOOKS LIKE A FOLLOW HOME.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE STATION.

-HERE YOU GO.

-THANK YOU.

AND THANK YOU FOR COMING.

-IT'S OKAY. GARNER SAID YOU COULD USE A FRIEND.

-I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FRIGHTENED IN MY LIFE.

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.

LOOK AT MY HANDS. THEY'RE STILL SHAKING.

-IT'S OKAY. HEY, HEY.

IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

-THANK YOU.

-LENA, THE POLICE FORENSIC TEAM'S GONNA BE AT YOUR HOUSE FOR A WHILE.

I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA YOU SPEND THE NIGHT IN A HOTEL.

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO STAY IN THAT HOUSE ANYMORE.

-ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PICK UP ON THE WAY?

-WELL, I...

I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY.

MAYBE I SHOULD STOP AND GET SOMETHING.

-NO, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I KNOW THE PERFECT SPOT.

A LITTLE PLACE IN VENICE THAT SPECIALIZES IN EXPERIMENTAL CUISINE.

-OKAY. OKAY. -COME ON.

-MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COOK LIKE THIS?

-[LAUGHS] DON'T LOOK AT ME.

-IT'S ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

-THANKS.

-SO, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE YOU'RE IN?

-MM, IT'S CALLED "THE GOLDEN ROSE OF TANGIER."

-WHAT'S YOUR PART?

ARE YOU, LIKE, THE STAR OF IT?

-I PLAY A HAREM GIRL

WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE SHEIK.

-COOL.

-WE'RE GONNA BE SHOOTING AT THE BEACH TOMORROW.

WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE SET AND WATCH?

-OH, CAN I, DAD?

-SORRY, PAL. YOU ALREADY MISSED ENOUGH SCHOOL THIS SEMESTER.

-OH, YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.

SCHOOL COMES FIRST.

SORRY. -THAT'S OKAY.

-WHAT'S A HAREM?

-UH...

GO AHEAD. -OH. UM...

WELL, YOU'RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT. YOU GO AHEAD.

TELL HIM.

-A HAREM, IT'S...

EVERY MAN'S DREAM.

[LAUGHS]

TURNED MY HEAD WHEN I SAW YOU THAT NIGHT

SINCE THEN WE MADE IT TO OUR PARADISE

I CAN'T KEEP MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT

I LOVE YOUR COLORS WANNA BE YOUR KNIGHT

DID I DREAM YOU INTO LIFE

EVERY MOMENT SPENT WITH YOU

FEELS LIKE I'M IN A DREAM ALRIGHT

HOLD YOU SAFE INSIDE MY HEAD

KEEP ON DREAMIN TIL THE END

DON'T WAKE ME UP,

DON'T WAKE ME UP

DON'T WAKE ME UP,

DON'T WAKE ME UP

DON'T WAKE ME UP,

DON'T WAKE ME UP

TONIGHT, I'LL LOVE YOU

THROUGH THE DAWN

DAMN, WE'D ROCK THE NIGHT

UNTIL IT'S GONE

HAND-IN-HAND, SKIN-TO-SKIN AH-AH

I'LL BE YOUR EVERYTHING, ALL YOU NEED

DID I DREAM YOU INTO LIFE

EVERY MOMENT SPENT WITH YOU

FEELS LIKE I'M IN A DREAM ALRIGHT

HOLD YOU SAFE INSIDE MY HEAD

KEEP ON DREAMIN TIL THE END

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP,

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP,

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP,

AND DON'T WAKE ME UP

-STILL HURT, HUH?

-A LITTLE. YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY TIED ME UP.

-HAD A LONG DAY.

I'M SURE YOU'D RATHER FORGET.

-WELL, NOT ENTIRELY.

IT HAD ITS HIGH POINTS.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE

TO A STRANGER.

-[CHUCKLES]

I...

I THINK I'D BETTER GET YOU TO YOUR HOTEL.

-[LAUGHS] YEAH, YEAH. I THINK SO, TOO.

-OKAY.

-OH, MY GOD! -WHAT?

-I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THEY STOLE MY BAG.

IT HAD MY MONEY, MY CREDIT CARDS, EVERYTHING.

OH. [CHUCKLES]

-WELL, IF YOU WANT, YOU COULD, UH...

I THINK I'M GONNA LEND YOU THE MONEY FOR THE HOTEL.

-[LAUGHS] OKAY.

-OH, SUMMER.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

-YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU'RE WELCOME. STOP IT.

-OOH, C.J. -NO, NO, YOU'VE ALREADY THANKED ME.

YOU'VE ALREADY THANKED ME.

OKAY, IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

-YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

SO...

WHICH TOWER DO I GET?

-WELL, YOU DON'T GET A TOWER. COUNTY REGULATIONS.

-WHAT? BUT, MAMA, SHE, YOU KNOW--

-NO WAY. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

-BUT YOU CAN PATROL THE HARD PATH BETWEEN OUR TWO TOWERS.

MAMA CAN WATCH. SHE'S GOT A RINGSIDE SEAT.

-THAT SHOULD WORK.

-BUT NOW, HOWEVER, THERE IS ONE TINY, LITTLE CATCH.

-WHAT CATCH?

-WELL, BEFORE WE STICK OUR NECKS OUT FOR YOU,

WE THINK YOU SHOULD GET A LITTLE PREPARED.

-STARTING WITH A FIVE-MILE RUN UP THE BEACH.

-WHAT? -LET'S GO.

NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A RUNNING MAN

UNTIL BIKINIS WERE ON THE WORKOUT PLAN

COUPLE A MILES ON THE BEACH TODAY

THANKS TO THE LADIES

WHO WERE SETTING THE PACE

[OOOOOOOO]

NEVER BEEN PEGGED AS A PUSHUP GUY

SHE SAID A DOZEN,

I WAS HAPPY WITH FIVE

THE OTHER DAY I COULD ONLY DO THREE

BUT MAN THE TRAINERS, THEY WERE ENCOURAGING ME

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

[OOOOOOOO] HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

THEY SAY YOU GOTTA WANT IT, THAT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IT

KEEP ON DREAMING

AND YOU'LL NEVER BE IT

OH YEAH I WANT IT,

YEAH YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

AND I CAN HARDEN WHERE I NEED IT

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

[OOOOOOOO] HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

NEVER BEEN CALLED A TENACIOUS DUDE

BUT DAMN THESE LADIES,

THEY HELP ME GET IN THE MOOD

ACROSS THE BEACH,

FALLIN' HARD IN THE SAND

I AIN'T COMPLAINING,

STILL GET TO FEEL LIKE A MAN

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

[OOOOOOOO] HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

[OOOOOOOO] YEAH, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

-AT LAST, YOU RETURN.

WHO IS SHE?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

YOU PROMISED TO MAKE ME YOUR WIFE.

-CUT. CUT. CUT. SWEETHEART...

THE ONLY PERFORMANCE I'M GETTING HERE IS FROM ONE HORSE.

ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP.

AND, LENA, REMEMBER, DON'T SLAP YOUR LOVER

UNTIL AFTER YOUR LINE. AND, BOB,

DON'T FLINCH. ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP.

-OKAY.

HEY. -HEY.

UH, IT'S OKAY?

-YEAH, COME OVER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M WORKING.

THE COUNTY REQUIRES A LIFEGUARD TO BE ON THE SET WHEN YOU'RE FILMING ON THE BEACH.

-GOOD, GOOD. I'M GLAD.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY LINES.

-SURE, SURE. I'D LOVE TO.

-SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-[LAUGHS] IT'S...

IT'S QUITE A HAREM.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-WHAT'S ALL THIS, MAN?

HEY, CHECK IT OUT. THEY'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE.

-NO KIDDING, STURGIE.

-OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY. PEOPLE, LISTEN UP. HERE WE GO. OKAY.

LENA, NOW, REMEMBER,

YOU'RE OFF THE COAST OF MOROCCO, UNDER A BURNING MID-DAY SUN.

YOU SEE AHMED FOR THE FIRST TIME,

AND YOU WANT TO SLIT HIS THROAT,

SO YOU SLAP HIM.

THEN, AS THE SCENE UNFOLDS, YOU REALIZE

YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-THANKS. -LET'S GO, PEOPLE, COME ON.

LET'S GET THIS BEFORE LUNCH. I'M DYING. WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT.

YOU'RE KILLING ME, PEOPLE.

LET'S GO.

-ROLLING.

-SPEED. -AND, ACTION.

-AT LAST, YOU RETURN.

WHO IS SHE?

-HEY, LOOK, MAN. THAT'S HER.

IT'S THAT BABE FROM LAST NIGHT.

-YOU PROMISED TO LOVE ME THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-YOU PROMISED TO MAKE ME YOUR WIFE!

MITCH. MITCH!

-CUT! CUT! CUT!

-MITCH, IT'S THEM.

THE GUYS WHO ROBBED ME, THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.

IT'S THEM, MITCH. THERE.

-HEY, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? -COME ON, MAN. COME ON, LET'S GO.

-[CHATTERING]

-[GRUNTING]

-[SHOUTING]

-LOOK OUT, MAN.

-[GRUNTS] -OW.

EXCUSE ME.

-[IDLE CHATTER]

-[HORSE WHINNIES]

-EASY, GIRL.

-I ONLY GOT A SHORT LOOK AT THE GUY.

HE'S FRIZZY HAIR, SURFER TYPE. 21, 22.

-ARE YOU POSITIVE THESE ARE THE TWO MEN FROM LAST NIGHT?

-YEAH.

-HOW CAN YOU BE SURE IF THEY WERE BOTH WEARING SKI MASKS WHEN THEY BROKE IN?

-THE ONE WITH THE FRIZZY HAIR, HE HAD MY LIGHTER.

IT'S AN ANTIQUE. MY GRANDFATHER GAVE IT TO ME.

YOU SAW IT.

THAT'S WHAT I RECOGNIZED.

-STAKEOUT AT SURFRIDER BEACH?

-YEAH, IF I HAD THE PERSONNEL.

-YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

-MAN: FIRST TEAM ON THE SET.

-YEAH. I HAVE TO GO THERE, INTO WARDROBE.

SEE YOU LATER.

-YEAH.

-[IDLE CHATTER]

-SHE JUST TALKED TO THE COPS, MAN.

SHE'S GONNA NAIL US.

-NO, SHE'S NOT.

WE'RE GONNA PAY HER ANOTHER LITTLE VISIT

AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T.

-LENA: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS...

-[LAUGHING]

THAT'S MY BOY. -YOU MUST BE PROUD.

-WELL, SO FAR, SO GOOD.

-YOU KNOW, IN A WAY, MRS. TORZINI KIND OF REMINDS ME OF MY MOM.

-I'M SORRY, I DON'T SEE THE RESEMBLANCE.

-NO, IT'S THE WAY SHE'S LOOKING AT GUIDO.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. HER FACE IS ALL LIT UP.

THAT'S THE WAY MY MOM LOOKED AT ME THE FIRST TIME SHE SAW ME ON DUTY.

-MA'AM? IS THIS YOURS?

-IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, MAMA.

TONGUE ON A KAISER ROLL, EXTRA MAYO.

-OH.

OH, GUIDO.

YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING.

SIT DOWN AND EAT, EH?

THERE'S PLENTY.

-NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB, MOM.

-KEEP THE CHANGE. -THANKS.

-OH.

I'LL SAVE YOU SOME.

-THANKS, MAMA.

-YEAH.

-GUIDO. -WHAT'S WRONG?

-THERE'S A RIP FORMING AT THE SOUTH END OF THE JETTY.

THEY JUST CALLED US DOWN THERE.

-WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT DO I DO?

-NOTHING. YOU STAY HERE AND YOU WATCH YOUR WATER.

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. -YEAH, BUT--

-WE'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS WE CAN.

-YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT IF-- BUT--

[STAMMERS]

-[GIGGLES]

-LIFEGUARD, I CAN'T FIND MY SON.

HE--

HE WENT IN THE WATER AND NOW HE'S GONE.

PLEASE!

PLEASE, YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

-GUIDO. -[SOBBING]

-GUIDO, DO SOMETHING.

-[EXCITED CHATTER]

-THERE HE IS! RIGHT THERE! HURRY!

-[WHIMPERING]

-[SOBBING]

OH, MY GOD, HE'S NOT BREATHING.

-NO, NO. THERE'S A PULSE. THERE'S A PULSE.

-OKAY, EVERYBODY, STEP BACK.

HEY, YOU OKAY?

HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

-OH, WAY TO GO, GUIDO.

-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

-YOU'RE A HERO. -YEAH, I'M A HERO.

I'M ALSO IN SHOCK.

LISTEN, SUMMER, I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU DID FOR ME,

BUT I QUIT.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER FACE MAMA THAN HAVE TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN.

-[CHUCKLES]

YUCK.

I'VE HEARD OF JUNK FOOD ON STAKEOUTS, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

-SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN PICKY?

-SINCE I FOUND OUT MY SON'S A BUDDING FIVE-STAR CHEF.

-HOBIE? HE'S A GOOD COOK? -AWESOME.

-WELL, HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN THAT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

-PROBABLY DID.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS GIRL LENA?

-PFF, SHE'S GORGEOUS.

CHARMING...

GENERALLY SEXY.

YOU GONNA SEE HER TONIGHT?

-YEAH, YEAH, I TOLD HER I'D COME BY AND HELP HER PACK UP THE REST OF HER THINGS.

-DO YOU MIND IF I TAG ALONG?

I'D LIKE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH HER,

SEE IF SHE REMEMBERS ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THOSE GUYS.

-NO PROBLEM, PAL. LET'S GO.

-IT'S TIME TO GO VISIT OUR ACTRESS.

HER DECK LOOKED SLIPPERY TO ME.

-YEAH, REAL EASY TO FALL OFF.

-ROCKS BELOW, BRUTAL.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-WOOHOO.

-NO! NO.

[GRUNTING]

-THIS IS THE VAN, MITCH.

-I'LL TAKE THE SIDE.

-YOU GONNA TALK, HUH?

DON'T MOVE AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND.

-[GLASS SHATTERS] -WHAT WAS THAT?

-OOH. MM-MM.

-OH, MAN, LET'S SPLIT.

-WE CAN'T. SHE'LL TALK, MAN.

-WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BRO?

-HEY, LET'S GET RID OF HER.

-[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

-GUIDO, GUIDO.

-MAMA.

MAMA, I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

I'M NOT REALLY A LIFEGUARD.

-OH, I KNOW.

-YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW?

-GUIDO, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN YOU CAN'T FOOL MAMA?

-CAN YOU EVER FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME?

-GUIDO, YOU'RE MY BABY.

I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.

BESIDES...

WE ALL TELL LITTLE WHITE LIES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

FOR INSTANCE,

IN MY LETTER,

I SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE A SHORT TRIP.

THAT WASN'T EXACTLY TRUE.

-IT WASN'T?

-I'VE COME TO LIVE WITH YOU.

-MAMA.

-GUIDO.

[SIGHS]

-ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR.

-50 CENTS AFTER TAXES.

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU AND LENA?

-SHE'S GOING BACK TO ITALY TOMORROW, AFTER SHE FINISHES SHOOTING HER FILM.

I GUESS L.A. WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER.

-EASY COME, EASY GO.

-GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

-WELL, THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

-DO I SENSE A LITTLE BIT OF DATELESSNESS ON YOUR PART, THIS EVENING?

-GOT A CALL AROUND LUNCHTIME.

HER CAT IS SICK.

-HAVING A CAT SCAN, EH?

-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,

THE WIZ KID IS COOKING VEAL SCALLOPINI TONIGHT.

YOU'RE INVITED. -VEAL SCALLOPINI?

HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND.

-WHAT CAN I SAY? THE KID'S A CULINARY GENIUS.

-YOU SURE HE'S NOT ADOPTED?

-YOU WANT HIM? -OH, NO. [LAUGHS]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ENDING MUSIC]

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