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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,005 [BEGINNING THEME '] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,842 - SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,933 AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,937 SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY 5 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,984 WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:31,335 DON'T YOU WORRY 7 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,772 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 8 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,821 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT 10 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,786 I'LL BE READY 11 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,353 I'LL BE READY 12 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,747 NEVER YOU FEAR 13 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,444 NO, DON'T YOU FEAR 14 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,317 I'LL BE READY 15 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,885 FOREVER AND ALWAYS 16 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:03,193 I'M ALWAYS HERE 17 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,778 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 18 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,303 I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT 19 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:28,958 OH 20 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,874 I'LL BE READY 21 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:33,658 I'LL BE READY 22 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,443 NEVER YOU FEAR 23 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,532 NO, DON'T YOU FEAR 24 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,361 I'LL BE READY 25 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,712 FOREVER AND ALWAYS 26 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:46,628 I'M ALWAYS HERE 27 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:05,864 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 28 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:23,795 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 29 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:58,178 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 30 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:11,800 [MUSIC AND PEOPLE'S MURMUR] 31 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,555 -NO, REALLY. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT-- 32 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,557 -[LAUGHS] 33 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:32,647 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 34 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,466 -DON'T TELL ME, YOU MEANT TO DO THAT? 35 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:12,643 -ACTUALLY, THAT'S A SHOT I PICKED UP IN TANGIER. 36 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,646 NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE EVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN THE STATES. 37 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,301 -[LAUGHS] AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN TANGIER? 38 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:21,304 -WELL, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE FAVOR FOR THE NAVY. 39 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,743 -SOMEHOW, I DON'T PICTURE YOU WORKING FOR THE NAVY. 40 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,615 -NEITHER DID THEY. 41 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,399 -[LAUGHS] 42 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:32,315 SO, I THINK I LIKE THE NAVY PANTS THE BEST. 43 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,273 -YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE ALL THOSE BUTTONS. 44 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,186 -ZIPPERS. 45 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,710 NO, I WAS SEAL. 46 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,277 I WAS IN THE WETSUITS MOST OF THE TIME. 47 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,892 -HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 48 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:47,939 -YOU HERE ALL BY YOURSELF, SWEET THING? 49 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:49,767 -YEAH. SORT OF. 50 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:50,942 -HEY, FRIEND. 51 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,380 -GUESS NOT. YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 52 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,642 -NO. 53 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,644 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DO. 54 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,124 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU CAN COME UP WITH A REAL GOOD REASON 55 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,692 WHY MY GIRLFRIEND'S EAR WAS JUST IN YOUR MOUTH. 56 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:02,867 -OH, RED, WE WERE JUST-- 57 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,608 -BUTTON IT, MELINDA! 58 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,131 -I WAS JUST SHOWING HER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO KISS A MAN 59 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,003 WHOSE BREATH DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CAT FOOD. 60 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,092 -[GROANS] 61 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,398 -OOH, I'D HAVE THAT LOOKED AT. 62 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,964 I THINK IT'S BROKEN. 63 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,402 [MEN SHOUTING] 64 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,318 -NOT THE FACE, YOU! 65 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:20,450 [THUMP] 66 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,409 -MAN: HEY, LOOK AT THAT! 67 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,326 -[GROANS] 68 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,244 -SOMETHING OF A PANSY THERE, AREN'T YOU, RED? 69 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:37,815 GIVE ME THAT HAT. COME ON. 70 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,166 [ENGINE ROARING] 71 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,385 YOU GOOD? 72 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,519 -RED: HE HAS MY BIKE, TOO! 73 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:47,999 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 74 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:50,654 -[GROANS] 75 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:58,358 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 76 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:21,598 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 77 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,391 -WHOO! -[LAUGHS] 78 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,049 -[RADIO] 1097. GIVE US A CALL BACK 79 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,364 11 CASTLEROCK. 80 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,847 -WHOO-HOO! -[LAUGHS] 81 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,979 -CORT: OH MAN. WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN, HUH? 82 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,851 -WE'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, JOHN. 83 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:59,114 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN STAND ANY MORE FUN. 84 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,029 -WELL, YOU BETTER HANG ON, SWEETHEART. 85 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,552 BETTER HANG ON! 86 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:07,470 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 87 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,519 -[RADIO] WE HAVE A 460, A MOTORCYCLE ON THE BEACH. 88 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:32,147 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 89 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:40,721 [MOTORCYCLE'S ENGINE STOPS] 90 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,333 -HEY WHAT DO YOU--? -THINK I'M DOING? 91 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:46,944 -I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 92 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:47,815 -OH, I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 93 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,165 HEY, MELINDA, SAY HI TO MITCH. 94 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,036 -HI, MITCH. -HE'S A LIFEGUARD. 95 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,212 -[SIGHS] 96 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,866 -I'M BACK. 97 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:59,043 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 98 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,920 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 99 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,879 -CORT: WELL, TOOK OFF ON THIS GUY'S BIKE, 100 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,926 AND THEN WE SPENT THE NIGHT UP IN TOPANGA CANYON. 101 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,363 -TOOK OFF ON A GUY'S BIKE? -YOU STOLE HIS MOTORCYCLE. 102 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,886 -NO. WE BORROWED IT, ALL RIGHT. 103 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,627 MELINDA'S GOING TO RETURN IT OR SELL IT. 104 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:18,802 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH. 105 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,501 -BRAWLS, WOMEN, MOTORCYCLES, 106 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,154 I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SLOW DOWN, DUDE? 107 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,504 -YEAH, YOU SEEN MUCH OF SAM? 108 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,593 -NO. HIS JOB KEEPS HIM PRETTY BUSY. 109 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,159 -YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. 110 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,074 IF I'D KNOWN HE WANTED TO BORROW THAT MONEY 111 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,554 TO START THAT DIVE SHOP, 112 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,425 I NEVER WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO HIM. 113 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,515 -WHY? HE'S DOING PRETTY GOOD. -YEAH. FOR A STRAIGHT JOB. 114 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,386 I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO USE THAT CASH 115 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,866 TO ROMANCE THIS SWEET YOUNG THING IN VEGAS. 116 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:39,997 -[LAUGHS] 117 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,390 -WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 118 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,000 -CORT. ALL RIGHT. -HOW YOU DOING? 119 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,176 -YOU KNOW, SAM TAKES HIS JOB PRETTY SERIOUSLY. 120 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,527 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S STARTING TO MAKE A FEW BUCKS. 121 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,224 -WELL, IS HE STILL A LIFEGUARD? 122 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,705 -JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP CURRENT, 123 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,533 WHICH, I PRESUME, IS WHY YOU'RE HERE. 124 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:54,664 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 125 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,666 EXCUSE ME. BUCANNON. 126 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,363 IT'S FOR YOU. 127 00:08:58,494 --> 00:08:59,800 -YEAH, SORRY, MAN. 128 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,933 YO. HANG ON, HANG ON A SEC. 129 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,544 HEY, MITCH, YOU GOT A PEN? 130 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,762 -[SIGHS] 131 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,504 -NO, NO. TONIGHT'S FINE. 132 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,984 YEAH. 133 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,812 ALL RIGHT. I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, JACK. 134 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,291 I HAD TO GIVE PEOPLE YOUR PHONE NUMBER, YOU KNOW 135 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:14,945 -I NOTICED. 136 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,165 -MITCH, WE NEED SOMEONE ON TOWER 5. WE'VE GOT A-- 137 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,645 -CRAIG, HOW YOU DOING MAN? -HEY, CORT. 138 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:19,950 -GOOD TO SEE YOU. -WHEN DID YOU GET BACK? 139 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,865 -THIS MORNING. 140 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,432 I WANTED TO HAVE MITCH THROW ME A TOWER FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, 141 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,129 GET MY TEN DAYS IN SO I CAN STAY ON THE LIST. 142 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,654 -WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER? -BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS. 143 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:31,135 WHERE'S SAMMY'S SHOP? I WANNA SAY HI TO THE BUM. 144 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,747 -THE BUM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE VENICE STRAND CAFE. 145 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:34,835 -CAN'T MISS IT. 146 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,271 -CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. 147 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:37,402 -SEE YOU. 148 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,317 SO, TOWER 5, CORT? 149 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,016 -THAT'S TERRIFIC. YOUR TIMING'S PERFECT. 150 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:43,844 -SHAUNI: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK? 151 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,672 THIS IS A TERRIBLE SANDWICH. 152 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,848 -HOW CAN THAT BE. LOOK, I'M ALL OUT OF HOAGIES. 153 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,501 PEOPLE AT THE BEACH, THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM. 154 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,026 -GO AHEAD. TRY IT. -I DON'T EAT MEAT. 155 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,246 -WELL I DO! I'M TELLING YOU, THIS MEAT IS ROTTEN 156 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,248 -IS THAT SO. YOU ATE HALF OF IT. 157 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,120 COULDN'T YOU TELL ON THE FIRST BITE? 158 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,904 -HOW COULD I? THERE WAS NO MEAT IN THE FIRST BITE, 159 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,384 OR THE SECOND, OR THE THIRD. 160 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,515 -OH, YOU'RE A PIECE OF WORK, LADY. 161 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,908 FIRST THE MEAT IS BAD 162 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:05,996 AND THEN THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF IT. 163 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,215 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND? 164 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,217 -SANDWICH? -NO. 165 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,784 -I'VE GOT FRESH EGG SALAD. 166 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,960 -FORGET IT. I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH A CROOK. 167 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,483 -CROOK? ME? 168 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:22,360 -HERE'S A BUCK. I FIGURE YOU ATE ABOUT THREE BUCKS' WORTH. 169 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,668 FINE. DON'T LET IT EVER BE SAID 170 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,410 THAT BUDDY T. SEMPLE IS NOT AN HONEST BUSINESS MAN. 171 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,810 -WHAT A CREEP! 172 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,420 -WHY'D YOU BUY A SANDWICH FROM HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE? 173 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,727 -BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY. 174 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,424 BUDDY'S HAD AN MONOPOLY ON FOOD AT THE BEACH 175 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:45,166 EVER SINCE MR. STEIN'S WEENIE WAGON SHUT DOWN. 176 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,820 -FREE ENTERPRISE. YOU CAN'T BEAT IT. 177 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,692 -SURE WE CAN. 178 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,303 WHY DON'T WE GIVE THAT LITTLE WEASEL 179 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,870 A HEALTHY DOSE OF COMPETITION? 180 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,003 -AS IN SELLING SANDWICHES? 181 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,483 -WELL, HOW HARD CAN IT BE? WE'LL MAKE THEM AT NIGHT. 182 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,529 WE CAN TAKE TURNS SELLING THEM ON OUR DAYS OFF. 183 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,315 -I DON'T KNOW, SHAUNI. -COME ON! 184 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,710 THE GUY IS OVERCHARGING LIKE CRAZY FOR REALLY BAD FOOD. 185 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,670 THINK ABOUT IT. WE'LL BE DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE. 186 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,323 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 187 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,632 -[THROWS PLATE AWAY] 188 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,112 -HUFF! 189 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,855 OKAY... 190 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:31,038 THIS GUY MUST BE ONE DESPERATE HOMBRE. 191 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,605 -[LAUGHS] 192 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,739 -WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, HUH? 193 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,523 -WELL, I WAS DOING A LITTLE SPRING CLEANING. 194 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,700 I CAN'T GET MY GEAR STOWED UNTIL I CLEAN THIS JUNK OUT. 195 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,790 -I HATE TO TELL YOU, BUB, 196 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,835 BUT YOU'RE CLEANING OUT THE WRONG LOCKER. 197 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,230 -NO, NO. ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE. THANKS, MAN. 198 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,885 -NO, NO. THIS IS MY LOCKER. 199 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,192 -WELL, TRUST ME. IN ABOUT TEN DAYS 200 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,803 IT WILL BE YOURS AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 201 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,761 IN THE MEANTIME, I THINK I SAW A SPARE HOOK 202 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,067 OVER THERE IN THE SHOWER ROOM. 203 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,417 -YOU DID? -YEAH. 204 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,462 -IS THAT RIGHT? -YEAH. 205 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:09,467 -YOU KNOW, THAT ONE'S FREE, BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL COST YOU. 206 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,426 I'M JOHN D. CORT. 207 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,688 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 208 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,081 -EDDIE KRAMER. 209 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,257 -[LAUGHS] PLEASE TO MEET YOU, EDDIE 210 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,608 YOU KNOW, THIS LOCKER WAS MINE WAY BACK 211 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,697 WHEN I USED TO PATROL THIS BEACH FULL-TIME. 212 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,265 WE HAD SOME GREAT MEMORIES FLY AROUND HERE THEN. 213 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,050 -SO, HOW COME I AIN'T SEEN YOU AROUND? 214 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,705 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK IN A WHILE. 215 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,142 YOU PACKED ONE HELL OF A MEAN RIGHT HOOK 216 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,709 BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, 217 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,667 YOU OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LOCK. 218 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,147 GET YOURSELF A BETTER ONE. 219 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,118 -HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 220 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:56,079 -[WHISTLES] 221 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,342 -JACK: WELL, J.D., YOU'RE EVEN ON TIME. 222 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,258 -MIRACLES NEVER CEASE, HUH? 223 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,044 SO, WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, JACK? 224 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,047 CIGARETTES? COUNTERFEIT DESIGNER BLUE JEANS? 225 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:10,398 PERHAPS SOME MORE OF THOSE NAUGHTY MOVIES YOU LIKE SO MUCH? 226 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,924 -EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. 227 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,234 -PHEW... 228 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:25,674 WHEN DO I GO? 229 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,197 -DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 230 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,687 [MOTORCYCLE'S ENGINE ROARING] 231 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,562 -WELL. 232 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,737 -I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT? 233 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,739 -PROBABLY NOT, SWEETHEART. 234 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:49,959 BUT I WILL CALL YOU. 235 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,401 -MAN: COME ON, SAM, GIVE ME A BREAK ON THE BOARD. 236 00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,187 -SAM: THIS IS A CUSTOM JOB. IT'S ONE OF A KIND. 237 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,189 $200 AND IT'S YOURS. 238 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,060 -HOW MUCH YOU GIVE ME FOR MY OLD BOARD? 239 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,369 -FIFTY. -A HUNDRED. 240 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,154 -SEVENTY-FIVE. 241 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,200 -DONE. 242 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,332 PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, SAM. 243 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,508 -RIGHT. 244 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,690 -WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT HAGGLING. 245 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,345 YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE KID TO TAKE THE BOARD FOR FREE. 246 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,478 -[LAUGHS] CORT! 247 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:32,610 -WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAMMY? 248 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,093 -GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. -YOU TOO. 249 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,574 GEEZ. WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE? 250 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,010 THIS IS GREAT. 251 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,056 GEEZ, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 252 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,448 YOU WOULD HAVE MADE IT IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. 253 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,103 -IT'S NOT EXACTLY HIGH FINANCE, 254 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,627 BUT I DO HAVE A BOAT IN THE MARINA. 255 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:53,457 I TAKE PEOPLE OUT SCUBA DIVING, SELL A FEW SURF BOARDS, 256 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,242 EVEN PUTTING A FEW BUCKS IN THE BANK. 257 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,330 -SAMMY? 258 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,549 -ALL RIGHT. 259 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,247 I'M ALMOST BREAKING EVEN. 260 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,813 -WELL, THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS AROUND HERE, 261 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,293 I'D SAY, YOU'RE LUCKY TO DO THAT. 262 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,339 -HOW LONG ARE YOU IN FOR? 263 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,081 -YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS THE SPIRIT MOVES ME, 264 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:09,560 OR UNTIL YOU KICK ME OUT. 265 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,997 -GREAT. 266 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,478 -HEY, I WANT TO CHARTER YOUR BOAT. 267 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,350 -HEY, COME ON, MAN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 268 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,352 -NO, NO. IT'S A BUSINESS DEAL HERE 269 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,137 I'VE GOT A DIVE TO MAKE AND I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN WITH ME. 270 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,270 $2500 FOR A COUPLE HOURS WORK? 271 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,880 -WHAT ARE WE DIVING FOR? 272 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,448 -JUST A FEW IMPORTANT CRATES FELL OVERBOARD 273 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,971 BEFORE THEY COULD CLEAR CUSTOMS, 274 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,364 A GUY I KNOW WANTS THEM BACK. 275 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,018 -JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 276 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,455 -OH, HEY, COME ON, MAN. THIS IS NOTHING ILLEGAL. 277 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,849 WELL, NOT TOO ILLEGAL ANYWAY. 278 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,416 THERE'S NO DRUGS, NO WEAPONS. 279 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,289 NOTHING MORE THAN DEPRIVING 280 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,986 THE TAX MAN OF A LITTLE TARIFF. 281 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,251 -WELL, IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 282 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,211 -I KNEW THE TAX THING WOULD GET YOU. 283 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,344 AFTER ALL THE TIME WE SPENT IN UNCLE SAM'S NAVY. 284 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,173 -AS LONG AS YOU'RE STAYING... 285 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,613 PUMP UP YOUR OWN DAMN MATTRESS. 286 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,529 -[LAUGHS] 287 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:16,018 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 288 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076 -WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, 289 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,034 WALKING IN HERE LIKE HE'S CLINT EASTWOOD? 290 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,342 SHANI, WOULD YOU THROW ME MY T-SHIRT, PLEASE? 291 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,562 -I THINK HE'S MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN CLINT. 292 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,563 -BUTT OUT. 293 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,130 -HOW CAN I BUTT OUT 294 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,784 WHEN ALL YOUR STUFF IS JAMMED IN MY LOCKER? 295 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:43,828 -I HEARD YOU HIT HIM. 296 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,483 -YEAH, I HIT HIM. 297 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,790 THE GUY TRASHED MY LOCKER. HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T KILL HIM. 298 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,792 -FORGET ABOUT THE LOCKER. 299 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,272 IT'S SENIORITY. IT'S JUST FOR A WEEK. 300 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,143 AND THE GUY'S A NAVY SEAL. 301 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,492 HE'S A TRAINED KILLER. YOU DON'T-- 302 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,582 -SO, WHAT? I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 303 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,889 -WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT? 304 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,630 -BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM. THAT'S WHY. 305 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,327 -EDDIE, INSTEAD OF LOOKING TO FIGHT WITH THE GUY, 306 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,807 TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HIM. 307 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,026 -THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. 308 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,463 -WELL, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GIVE HIM A BREAK. 309 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,030 -SHAUNI: ME TOO! 310 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,422 -THE TRUTH IS, YOU KIND OF REMIND ME OF CORT. 311 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,862 -WHAT? -YOU'VE BOTH GOT A SHORT FUSE. 312 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,255 -SHAUNI: THAT'S TRUE. 313 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,606 -SHAUNI, COULD I HAVE MY TRUNKS? 314 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:30,527 [SENSUAL MUSIC] 315 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,445 -I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 316 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,317 A ROGUE LIKE YOU ACTUALLY DOING THIS EVERY MORNING. 317 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,928 -DON'T START. IT'S A DECENT JOB. 318 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,671 NO CAPTAINS, NO LIEUTENANTS, NOBODY TO ANSWER TO BUT MYSELF. 319 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,673 -FINE. GREAT. COOL. IF YOU WANT TO COMMUNE 320 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,632 WITH THE SURFERS AND DEADHEADS, WHO AM I TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO? 321 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,417 BUT YOU WILL FILL THE TANKS, RIGHT? 322 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,462 GAS UP THE BOAT, MAKE THE SANDWICHES? 323 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,902 -LOOK. I SLEPT ON IT. 324 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,730 I DON'T LIKE THIS BURTON. 325 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,558 CIGARETTES, PORN FLICKS, 326 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,994 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS GUY IS INTO. 327 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,605 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT DRUGS OR ARMS, 328 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,824 I DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU. 329 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,609 I MEAN, YOUR SPLIT'S WORTH WHAT, 330 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,654 TWO OR THREE-WEEKS' WORTH OF HARD LABOR AT THIS PLACE? 331 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,178 -ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 332 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,832 -I'LL DO IT. -ALL RIGHT. 333 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,486 -BUT YOU MAKE THE SANDWICHES. 334 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,227 -FINE. 335 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,105 -BUDDY: HOAGIES, ROAST BEEF, HAM AND CHEESE. 336 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,412 HOAGIES, GET YOUR HOAGIES. ROAST BEEF, HAM AND CHEESE. 337 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,632 I'VE GOT SANDWICHES. I'VE GOT COLD DRINKS. 338 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,939 WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO EAT? I'VE GOT ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 339 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,942 SANDWICHES, HOAGIES, ROAST BEEF, HAM AND CHEESE. 340 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,642 SANDWICHES, FOLKS? ONLY 4 BUCKS A PIECE. 341 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,948 MADE WITH TENDER LOVING CARE. WHAT WILL IT BE? 342 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,036 -BEAT IT. 343 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,342 -BEAT IT? -BEAT IT. 344 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,563 -I WORKED LIKE A DOG TOTING THIS COOLER UP AND DOWN THE BEACH 345 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,217 SO GUYS LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT, 346 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,261 AND YOU TELL ME TO BEAT IT? 347 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,611 NOT FAIR, MOI CAPITAN. 348 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,876 I HAVE A LOVELY SHRIMP SALAD ON A CROISSANT WITH SPROUTS. 349 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,052 -THAT SOUNDS NICE. 350 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,620 -YOU JUST SHOVED THAT WOMAN'S CHICKEN SANDWICH 351 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,405 DOWN YOUR THROAT LESS THAN TWO MINUTES AGO. 352 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,755 -BY THE WAY, SHE CHARGES 3 BUCKS FOR HERS. 353 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,018 -THREE BUCKS? WHAT GIRL? 354 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,803 -I DON'T KNOW. SOME GIRL. I THINK SHE'S A LIFEGUARD. 355 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,632 AND SHE'S GOT A HELL OF A LOT BETTER LOOKING LEGS THAN YOU. 356 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,156 -OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE. -WHAT? 357 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,201 -YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS. 358 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,686 -CORT: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO JAMAICA? 359 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,470 -NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 360 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:32,040 MY TRAVELS CONSIST OF A FIVE-DAY BUS RIDE FROM PHILLY TO LA. 361 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,303 -AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SEE THE COUNTRY, HUH? 362 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,611 -NO. I HAD AN AISLE SEAT AND THE WINDOWS WERE DIRTY. 363 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,091 -WELL, YOU'LL MAKE IT TO THE ISLANDS ONE DAY. 364 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,093 I'LL TELL YOU, JAMAICA IS A SWEET PLACE. 365 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,660 -YEAH? HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE? 366 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,009 -NEARLY TWO YEARS. 367 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,315 -DOING WHAT? 368 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,753 -MOSTLY FEEDING FROZEN PEAS TO THE GROUPERS. 369 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,016 MAN, THEY FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THESE DAMN PEAS. 370 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,324 -AND WHEN YOU WEREN'T FEEDING FROZEN PEAS TO THE GROUPERS, 371 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,804 WHAT'D YOU DO FOR MONEY, HUH? 372 00:19:56,934 --> 00:20:00,764 -I HAD A BOAT, TANKS, SNORKEL GEAR. 373 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,071 IF I GOT DESPERATE ENOUGH, I'D SNAG TOURISTS 374 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,812 WITH MY JACQUES COUSTEAU IMITATION. 375 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,511 [LAUGHS] GIVE THEM BEER, PRETZELS AND A RIDE TO THE REEF. 376 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,210 LET THEM RIDE A SEA TURTLE, SNAP SOME PICTURES. 377 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,037 GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A SAND SHARK. 378 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,865 I'M TELLING YOU, EDDIE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THERE. 379 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,477 THE AIR WAS SWEET. THE RUM WAS SWEET. 380 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,521 -AND THE WOMEN? 381 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,828 -WELL, THEY WERE SWEET, TOO. 382 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,919 -NO, YOU'RE GIVING ME GAS! 383 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,225 -HEY! -[SCREAMS] 384 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,878 -HEY, HEY, HEY! 385 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,445 -ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? -ANYTHING WE CAN DO HERE? 386 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,317 -YEAH, YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE. 387 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,970 -HEY, MAN-- -WHOA, EDDIE. 388 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,363 THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE DANGEROUS. 389 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:35,538 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KILLER? 390 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,757 -YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT. 391 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,367 -NO. YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 392 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,021 -WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND 393 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,370 FOR A WALK THEN, HUH? 394 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,418 -[GROANS] 395 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,724 -NOW, WHERE EXACTLY WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WALK? 396 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,552 -OKAY. OKAY. I GET THE MESSAGE. 397 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,510 -ALL RIGHT. 398 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,122 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE BEACH? 399 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,344 -WOMAN: SEE, MARTIN! 400 00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,214 -THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE, MAN. 401 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,651 BUT IT IS EFFECTIVE. 402 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:07,657 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 403 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,366 - I'M HYPNOTIZED 404 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,237 BY WHAT'S BEFORE ME 405 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,849 YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D COULD CAST A SPELL 406 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,938 I'M PARALYZED 407 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,114 I WANNA BREAK FREE 408 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:34,031 YOU'RE NOT THE KIND OF KISS AND TELL 409 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:38,340 SO GOOD. SO FINE 410 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,996 I WANNA MAKE YOU MINE 411 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:48,611 YOU'RE THE FIRE I WANT SO MUCH 412 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,267 YOUR HEAT IS A BURNING CANDLE 413 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,445 A FLAMING EMBER YOU CAN'T TOUCH 414 00:21:56,576 --> 00:22:00,406 YOU'RE TOO HOT, TOO HOT TO HANDLE 415 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,901 STOP AND STARE 416 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,339 YOU'RE AN OBSESSION 417 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,951 FOR EVERY GIRL, IT'S PLAIN TO SEE 418 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:28,347 I'D BE THERE WITH MY AFFECTION 419 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:31,828 IF I COULD MAKE YOU NOTICE ME 420 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:36,224 SO GOOD. SO FINE 421 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,533 I WANNA MAKE YOU MINE 422 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:46,669 YOU ARE THE FIRE I WANT SO MUCH 423 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,498 YOUR HEAT IS A BURNING CANDLE 424 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,894 -HERE YOU GO. -THANKS. 425 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,286 I'M SO HUNGRY. 426 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,766 -ENJOY YOUR LUNCH. 427 00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,377 -OKAY. THANKS A LOT. 428 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,992 -HEY, HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 429 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,863 -OH, HELLO, BUDDY. 430 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:09,170 COULD I INTEREST YOU IN A LITTLE CREAM CHEESE AND OLIVE? 431 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,693 -THIS IS MY BEACH, LADY. 432 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,216 -IT'S ON WHOLE GRAIN BREAD. 433 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,480 -IT'S MY BEACH. THESE ARE MY CUSTOMERS. 434 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,613 -DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AFRAID OF A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION? 435 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:18,788 AND I DO MEAN HEALTHY. 436 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:19,920 -SAYS WHO? 437 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,532 -WE'VE GOT THREE LEFT, AND WE STARTED WITH 40. 438 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:26,013 -WHAT A WORLD! USING YOUR INFLUENCE AS A LIFEGUARD 439 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:27,449 TO PEDDLE YOUR WARES. 440 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,408 -I'M NOT A LIFEGUARD TODAY, BUDDY. 441 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,018 JUST A LITTLE OLD-FASHIONED COOKING. 442 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,933 -OH YEAH? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 443 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,978 IT'S-- IT'S AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. 444 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,719 -YOU JUST HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE, 445 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,808 USING YOUR BODY TO DRIVE ME OUT OF THE MARKETPLACE 446 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:41,376 -BUDDY, GO AWAY. -YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 447 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,074 IT'S A BLATANT EXAMPLE OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 448 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:46,337 A PROBLEM THAT I AM MORE THAN A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT. 449 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,646 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF BUDDY T. SEMPLE. 450 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:57,305 HOAGIES, ROAST BEEF, HAM AND CHEESE! 451 00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,612 GET YOUR HOAGIES. I'VE GOT COLD CUTS. 452 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:02,092 I'VE GOT SOFT DRINKS. I'VE GOT ICE CREAM. WHAT DO YOU NEED? 453 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,707 -CORT: SAM, IT'S GREAT TO BE OUT IN THE CHOP AGAIN. 454 00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,449 YOU KNOW, WE HADN'T DONE THIS IS IN A LONG, LONG TIME. 455 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,454 -HOW LONG YOU FIGURE THIS IS GOING TO TAKE US? 456 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,195 -A FEW HOURS TOPS. PIECE OF CAKE. 457 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,719 -I REMEMBER A CERTAIN SEAL MISSION 458 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:20,807 YOU THOUGHT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE. 459 00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:22,330 INDIAN OCEAN SOUND FAMILIAR? 460 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,985 -WELL, THAT COULDN'T BE HELPED. SHE WAS GORGEOUS. 461 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,247 -SHE WAS ROYALTY. 462 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,728 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D BE WEARING A TURBAN. 463 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:29,990 -[LAUGHS] 464 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:32,427 OKAY. 465 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,517 -SEE YOU OVER. 466 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:03,502 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 467 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:18,342 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES] 468 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,508 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES] 469 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:06,042 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 470 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:09,132 [EXPLOSION] 471 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,272 -HIS NAME IS JACK BURTON. I'VE WORKED FOR HIM BEFORE. 472 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:19,752 -GARNER: YOU MEAN SMUGGLED. 473 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:22,450 -HEY, GARNER, I DIVE AND SALVAGE. IT'S A SERVICE. 474 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,973 LIKE BEING A TOW TRUCK DRIVER. 475 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,366 -COME ON, MAN. YOU LIED TO ME. 476 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,542 THIS WHOLE STORY ABOUT YOU COMING IN TOWN 477 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,283 TO PUT IN YOUR TEN DAYS WAS JUST A FRONT, WASN'T IT? 478 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,676 -WOULD YOU GET OFF MY CASE! 479 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,635 LIKE TVS AND COMPUTERS. THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE. 480 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:35,419 I DON'T SMUGGLE. 481 00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,248 NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE, MITCH. 482 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,294 LEAST OF ALL SAM. 483 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,513 -[SIGHS] 484 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,995 -HEY, BURTON, GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT HERE! 485 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,740 -HEY, I WANT YOU TO CHILL. 486 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,135 -IS YOUR NAME JACK BURTON? 487 00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:56,353 -YES, IT IS. 488 00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:58,878 IF YOU'RE COLLECTING FOR CHARITY, I ALREADY GAVE. 489 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,532 -OFFICER ELLERBEE, LAPD. 490 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:05,275 -[CLEARS HIS THROAT] 491 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:14,850 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 492 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,547 -THAT'S A NICE TRY, JACK. 493 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,506 TOLD THEM ALL ABOUT YOUR SUNKEN TREASURE. 494 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,550 -SUNKEN TREASURE? 495 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:21,901 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO ME? 496 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,250 -YOU SET ME UP, MAN! -HEY! 497 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,034 -YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANY-- 498 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,168 -I TOLD YOU TO CHILL! NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 499 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:29,735 -YOU'RE A LYING PIECE OF SCUM! 500 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,084 I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, JACK! 501 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:32,781 -COME ON. KNOCK IT OFF. 502 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,567 -CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK, OFFICER? 503 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,663 -WE'D CHECK WITH SID FIRST, YOU KNOW. 504 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:47,709 MAKE SURE CAPTAIN THORP WAS ON THE PHONE WITH SOME HONCHO-- 505 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,365 -BEFORE BARGING IN AND DROPPING A LIVE LOBSTER ON HIS DESK. 506 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,149 -YOU'RE KIDDING? -NO. 507 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,544 AND THORP WOULD TURN RED AND HE'D SLAM DOWN THE PHONE 508 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,678 AND HE'D START HOLLERING THAT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL 509 00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,505 WE CAUGHT THIS RED BARON IN THE BAY! 510 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,855 THAT IT HAD TO BE STRAIGHT FROM DEAN'S FISH MARKET 511 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,508 DOWN IN VENICE. 512 00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:07,424 I'D SAY, "CAPTAIN THORP, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, 513 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:11,254 YOU JUST STRAP ON YOUR TANKS 514 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,735 AND I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT THERE TO THE DAMN LOBSTER, 515 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:15,650 AND SHOW YOU WHERE THIS LITTLE GUY WENT TO SCHOOL." 516 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,043 -THERE WAS NO CHANCE IN HELL 517 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:18,609 THAT THORP WAS GOING TO GO DIVING. 518 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,438 SO, HE'D GIVE UP AND HE'D GIVE SAM 20 BUCKS, 519 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,440 AND YELL AT SID TO BRING HIM A BUCKET. 520 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:27,314 -WE'D THANK HIM FOR THE SALE, AND WE'D GET THE HELL OUT. 521 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,055 -WHAT WAS IT? 522 00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:30,970 DID YOU GUYS HAVE SECRET LOBSTER BED OR SOMETHING? 523 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,058 -[LAUGHS] 524 00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:33,886 -YEAH. 525 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:35,539 DEAN'S FISH MARKET IN VENICE. 526 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,063 -[LAUGHS] 527 00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:38,717 -EVERY TIME THEY'D PLAY THAT JOKE ON THORP, 528 00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:40,370 IT'D COST HIM 35 BUCKS. 529 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,068 -THAT'S TRUE. 530 00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:44,505 BUT IT WAS WORTH IT JUST TO, JUST TO SEE SAM 531 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:48,248 BUST A GUT TELLING EVERY GIRL ABOUT IT ON THE BEACH. 532 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:50,467 YEAH. MAN, HE'D-- 533 00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:57,170 WELL, HE'D-- HE'D LIVED ON IT FOR WEEKS. 534 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,741 I GUESS THE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON, YOU MORON. 535 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:09,791 [SIGHS] 536 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:13,577 -HEY, EDDIE? 537 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,014 -YEAH? 538 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,060 -I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 539 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,627 -SURE, WHAT? 540 00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:26,199 -WELL, IF I TELL ANOTHER ONE OF THESE LAME SAM STORIES, 541 00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:29,506 I WANT YOU TO JUST TURN MY LIGHTS OUT. OKAY? 542 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,030 -DEAL. 543 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,292 -OKAY. 544 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,644 -TRADE THAT BOTTLE OF TEQUILA IN FOR A CUP OF COFFEE? 545 00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,516 -[SIGHS] NO, NO. 546 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:42,650 -IT'S NOT GOING TO HELP, CORT. 547 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,826 -AND WHO'S LOOKING FOR HELP, MAN? 548 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,654 AS SOON AS I GET GOOD AND ROCKED, I'M OUT OF HERE. 549 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,916 -DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO THE AIRPORT? 550 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:50,484 -I'M OUT OF THIS HOUSE, MITCH, 551 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,833 NOT OUT OF THIS TIME ZONE. 552 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,879 I CAN WALK BACK TO THE SHOP FROM HERE. 553 00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,143 WELL... 554 00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:58,579 [GROANS] 555 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,712 MITCH, BUD, GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD. 556 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,150 I'M NOT GONE UNTIL I SQUARE THINGS FOR SAM. 557 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,457 -IS THAT RIGHT? -RIGHT. 558 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,764 -WELL, PARTNER, YOU'VE GOT A REAL SHORT MEMORY. 559 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,549 NOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU STICK AROUND. 560 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,813 -I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO BE GOOD. 561 00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:27,216 -OH, BOY. 562 00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:38,532 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 563 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:56,376 -EDDIE: ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 564 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,768 -ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE GILLS. 565 00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:00,249 -HEY, DO WE HAVE SPEARGUNS? 566 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,991 -THAT'S ALL RIGHT. SHARKS WON'T BOTHER US. 567 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:04,993 -SHARKS? 568 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,257 -EDDIE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TOUCH A THING. 569 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:55,435 [TENSE MUSIC] 570 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:03,399 [TENSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 571 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:09,362 -SHAUNI: $24, $36, 572 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,322 $41, $51, $56. 573 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,803 -HOW WE DOING? -GREAT. 574 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,066 I THINK WE ACTUALLY EVEN MADE A FEW DOLLARS. 575 00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,068 HERE'S YOUR SHARE, $64. 576 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:23,115 -YOU'RE KIDDING? THAT'S GREAT. 577 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:25,595 -OF COURSE, WE COULD FOREGO PAYING OURSELVES 578 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,858 A SALARY THIS WEEK AND REINVEST. 579 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,295 -IN WHAT, ONION ROLLS? 580 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:31,384 -WE SHOULD BROADEN OUR BASE. 581 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:34,126 I MEAN, THERE'S SUNBLOCK AND VISORS, THONGS. 582 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:36,998 -T-SHIRTS WITH LIFEGUARD LOGOS? 583 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,652 -YES! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 584 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,045 -SHAUNI, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 585 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,307 -WE DIDN'T GET INTO THIS BUSINESS 586 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,135 TO BECOME BEACH HUCKSTERS. 587 00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,136 -TREVOR: GOOD DAY. 588 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,008 -THAT WILL BE $3, PLEASE. 589 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:48,444 -[LAUGHS] YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS? 590 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,055 -CASH ONLY. 591 00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:51,317 -WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIFEGUARD DISCOUNT? 592 00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:52,927 -UH-UH. -SORRY. 593 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:55,756 -WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ON ME. ALL RIGHT? 594 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,718 -I THINK WE SHOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER DOING A MARKET SURVEY. 595 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:02,763 -SHAUNI. 596 00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:04,417 -JUST A THOUGHT. 597 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,245 -I'M GOING TO THE STORE. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME 598 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,116 AND WE'LL TAKE ABOUT IT OVER THE COLD CUTS? 599 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:12,164 -YOU KNOW, IF WE KEEP SELLING SANDWICHES AT THIS RATE, 600 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:15,471 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DRIVE BUDDY RIGHT OUT OF BUSINESS. 601 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,867 MAYBE WE SHOULD EXPAND TO DESSERTS. 602 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:29,007 [TENSE MUSIC] 603 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:45,458 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 604 00:33:56,643 --> 00:34:01,039 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES] 605 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,797 -YOU KNOW, IF SAM HADN'T BEEN IN SUCH A DAMN HURRY, 606 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,495 HE WOULD HAVE SEEN THIS CRATE WAS RIGGED. 607 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,540 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 608 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,500 -THIS GUY WAS A PRO. SEE THIS PIECE HERE? 609 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:30,329 THE SAME KIND OF DETONATION DEVICE WE USE IN THE SEALS. 610 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:39,120 -SO, WHAT ABOUT THIS JACK BURTON? HUH? 611 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,426 WAS HE IN THE NAVY? 612 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,514 -NO WAY. 613 00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:45,257 -AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? -[ENGINE STARTS] 614 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:47,041 -DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES FROM YOUR NAVY DAYS? 615 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:50,262 -PULL THE ANCHOR IN, WILL YOU? 616 00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:53,352 [TURNING SWITCHES] 617 00:34:57,225 --> 00:35:01,664 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 618 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,808 -[SIGHS] 619 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:18,377 -[APPLAUSE] 620 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:19,639 -IT WAS QUITE A SHOW YOU PUT ON. 621 00:35:19,769 --> 00:35:21,075 ALMOST HAD ME IN TEARS. 622 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,076 -TEARS, HUH? 623 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,513 JACK, THAT LITTLE SURPRISE OF YOURS 624 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,646 PUT YOU RIGHT AT THE TOP OF MY PAYBACK LIST. 625 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:27,821 -IS THAT RIGHT? 626 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,866 -YEAH, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT. 627 00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:32,304 YEAH, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 628 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:33,827 NAMES DON'T LAST THERE VERY LONG. 629 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,524 -GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER, CORT. 630 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:38,048 I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE EXPLOSION. 631 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,876 WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO BLOW UP MY OWN STUFF? 632 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,705 -YOU GET YOUR DOG, PUT HIM ON A LEASH AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE 633 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,272 BEFORE HE MESSES ON THE FLOOR. 634 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:46,056 -YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT HE WAS ON A LEASH, 635 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,841 IF YOU DON'T COME ACROSS WITH MY STUFF. 636 00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:49,625 -OH, YOU WANT YOUR STUFF? ALL RIGHT. 637 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,627 THERE YOU GO. GET IT, PAL. 638 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,412 IT'S STILL AT THE BOTTOM. 639 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:54,543 IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE REAL CAREFUL ABOUT TOUCHING IT. 640 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,066 NOW GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE! 641 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:57,764 TAKE YOUR PITBULL WITH YOU. 642 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,426 -WHAT'D BURTON WANT? 643 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:10,298 -OH, HE WANTED A DEAL ON A NEW BOARD. 644 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:12,561 -OH, GEE, I HOPE YOU GAVE IT TO HIM. 645 00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:15,477 -OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW ME, MR. BUSINESS MAN TO THE CORE. 646 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:16,739 -COME ON, CUT IT, WILL YOU? 647 00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:18,306 YOU STILL THINK HE DID IT? 648 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,136 -NO. 649 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,529 NO, BECAUSE HE'S SMALL TIME. 650 00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:27,663 -THEN WHO IS IT, JOHN? WHO WANTS YOU DEAD? 651 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,404 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 652 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:31,667 LAST FEW YEARS, I'VE GOTTEN ON THE WRONG SIDE 653 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,408 OF HALF A DOZEN HUSBANDS. 654 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,063 WENT FEW ROUNDS WITH A TEAMSTER FROM CLEVELAND. 655 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:40,241 I GUESS I DID IRRITATE A CERTAIN DICTATOR IN CENTRAL AMERICA. 656 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,810 AND MITCH, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, ALL RIGHT? 657 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,811 BUT I'VE GOT TO FLY 658 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:46,595 -WHERE YOU GOING? 659 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,815 -I'VE GOT A DATE. -NOW? 660 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,077 -YEAH. SHE WORKS UNTIL 1. 661 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,165 -SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU 662 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,949 AND YOU'RE GOING OUT ON A DATE? 663 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,561 -MELINDA MAKES YOU FORGET YOUR TROUBLES, ALL RIGHT? 664 00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:58,172 -OH, IN THAT CASE IT MAKES THE WHOLE THING OKAY. 665 00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,739 -I THINK THAT'S GREAT. -COME ON, MITCH. 666 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,828 IF NOTHING ELSE, I'LL LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, 667 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,351 STAY OUT OF GARNER'S WAY. 668 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,441 [BEEPING] 669 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:08,530 WHOA, MITCH! 670 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:10,663 [EXPLOSION] 671 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:19,802 -ANYBODY ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF WHO MIGHT WANT YOU DEAD? 672 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,114 -GARNER: JACK BURTON'S ALIBI CHECKS OUT. 673 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,072 -MITCH: YOU MENTIONED ANOTHER GUY FROM THE NAVY. 674 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:30,726 WHAT WAS THE STORY ON HIM ANYWAY? 675 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,772 -NAME'S GRANT. 676 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,296 HE WAS A DEMOLITIONS EXPERT IN THE SEALS WITH ME AND SAM. 677 00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:38,212 WE WENT ON A MISSION IN THE MEDITERRANEAN 678 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,735 AND GRANT BROKE ORDERS. 679 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,389 USED TWICE AS MUCH C4 AS WAS CALLED FOR. 680 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,348 THE PSYCHO KILLED TWO OF MY DIVERS. 681 00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,611 -C4, 30 POUNDS OF PLASTIC WAS STOLEN 682 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,308 FROM THE SEAL TRAINING BASE AT CORONADO. 683 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:48,396 -YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS IN THE NAVY? 684 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:49,658 -I HAVE FRIENDS DOWNTOWN. 685 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,486 THE LAB BOYS FOUND TRACES OF C4 686 00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:52,748 IN THE FRAGMENTS YOU FOUND. 687 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,576 -OH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 688 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:57,057 -YOUR FRIEND GRANT, DOES HE STILL HAS PALS DOWN THERE? 689 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:59,581 -YEAH. I MEAN THE GUY DID A LOT OF TOURS. 690 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,323 I MEAN HE HAD, HE HAD A FEW MEDALS. 691 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:04,369 QUITE A FEW GUYS THOUGHT I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TURNED HIM IN. 692 00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:06,109 STILL BLAMES ME FOR TESTIFYING AGAINST HIM 693 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,589 IN HIS COURT MARTIAL. 694 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,548 -WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS GUY BEFORE? 695 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:12,768 -WELL, THERE'S NO NEED. HE'S ROTTING AWAY IN PRISON. 696 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:13,943 -YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, JOHN? 697 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:16,163 -YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 698 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,773 HE'S DOING 10 TO 20 IN ATTICA. 699 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:19,601 THE GUY TRIED TO GET A LOAN FROM A BANK. 700 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,560 THEY WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO HIM, SO HE BLEW THE PLACE UP. 701 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,431 LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 702 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:24,606 I'M GOING TO CATCH SOME ZS. 703 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,132 -YOU CHECKING OUT HIS STORY? 704 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:30,308 -YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT. 705 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:37,140 -YOU WERE LUCKY, MAN. 706 00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:39,186 -NO. WASN'T MUCH PLASTIC. 707 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,927 JUST ENOUGH TO SEND A MESSAGE. 708 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:42,842 -DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MIGHT HAVE DONE IT? 709 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,193 -MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 710 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:51,677 [PHONE RINGING] 711 00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:56,769 -YEAH? 712 00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:00,250 [TENSE MUSIC] 713 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,251 -YEAH, I NOTICED. 714 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,731 -HOW WAS YOUR SHAVE? 715 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,517 YEAH, STILL WEARING THAT COCKY GRIN? 716 00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:07,562 -YEAH, YEAH. YOU STILL BALD? 717 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:11,740 -SO, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW THAT SAM'S DEAD, HUH? 718 00:39:11,871 --> 00:39:14,700 -GRANT, YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY. 719 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,572 -LISTEN. I WANT TO MEET. 720 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,792 -SURE. WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER. I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK, 721 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,489 AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT OLD TIMES. 722 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,099 -OH, DRINK. 723 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,319 HELL, I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES 724 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,103 OF CUTTING YOUR GUTS OUT IN THE WATER. 725 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:30,542 -[LAUGHS] NO, NO. IT'S A LITTLE TOO COLD. 726 00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,761 -FULL GEAR, JUST LIKE OLD DAYS. 727 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:35,982 -WHEN? 728 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:38,767 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 4? 729 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:40,378 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I LOOK MY BEST. 730 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,336 -DON'T BE LATE. 731 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:51,040 -I WANT TO MEET YOUR FRIEND. 732 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:52,477 -NO. SORRY, EDDIE. 733 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,480 NO COPS, NO LIFEGUARDS AND NO NEW FRIENDS. 734 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,612 NOW, I MEAN IT, MAN. STAY CLEAR. 735 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:04,140 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 736 00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:08,493 -HI! -HEY. 737 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,538 -HOW'D YOU DO? -NOT GOOD. 738 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:12,758 I DIDN'T SELL ONE SANDWICH. 739 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:14,368 -BUDDY? 740 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,936 -YEAH, I GUESS HE GOT HERE FIRST THIS MORNING. 741 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,416 -MAYBE HE LOWERED HIS PRICES. 742 00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:20,418 -MAYBE HE'S MAKING BETTER SANDWICHES. 743 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,985 -YOU KNOW, EVEN IF WE GET STUCK WITH ALL THESE SANDWICHES, 744 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,378 IT'S STILL NOT A TOTAL WASTE. 745 00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:26,162 -HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 746 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,513 -WE FINALLY GOT BUDDY TO STOP PEDDLING RANCID FOOD. 747 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:29,514 -MARTIN, I HATE YOU. 748 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,038 -WANDA, YOU'RE A FRUITCAKE! 749 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,520 EXCUSE ME. CAN I GET SOME HELP HERE, PLEASE? 750 00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:37,652 -MARTIN. 751 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:40,002 -WANDA, SHE'S A NUTCASE. 752 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:42,004 ALL I DID WAS BUY A SANDWICH FROM THAT GUY OVER THERE. 753 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,136 THAT LITTLE DWEEBIE GUY OVER THERE. 754 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:45,094 -OH, NO. 755 00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:50,578 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BUDDY FOUND A BETTER WAY TO LURE CUSTOMERS 756 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,754 THAN IMPROVING THE QUALITY OF SANDWICHES. 757 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:57,672 -MARTIN: HELLO. HELLO. 758 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,979 HEY, HELLO. MY FACE HERE. 759 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,067 CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT, PLEASE? 760 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,417 -OH, YEAH. -THANKS. 761 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,750 [ENGINE STOPS] 762 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,881 -GRANT? 763 00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:10,832 -OH! 764 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:15,750 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 765 00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,198 [SIRENS] 766 00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:32,419 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 767 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:42,647 [SIRENS] 768 00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:47,608 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 769 00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:56,748 [AIR HISSING] 770 00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:58,401 [SIRENS] 771 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:00,055 -THERE THEY ARE! 772 00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,404 GET CLOSER. 773 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:09,935 [ACTION MUSIC] 774 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:14,461 [SIRENS] 775 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:24,819 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 776 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,221 -MITCH: GRAB HIS MASK. 777 00:43:37,092 --> 00:43:39,486 -[GROANS] 778 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:45,013 -EDDIE: YOU ALL RIGHT? 779 00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:46,319 -YEAH. 780 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:51,498 -GARNER: MITCH, YOU OKAY? 781 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,934 -YEAH, I'M FINE. 782 00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:54,240 -YEAH. 783 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:58,070 -COME ON. LET'S GET HIM IN HERE. 784 00:44:02,988 --> 00:44:04,293 -[GROANS] 785 00:44:09,995 --> 00:44:10,909 -YOU OKAY, MAN? 786 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:12,911 -YEAH. NOT A SCRATCH. 787 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:14,608 [SIRENS] 788 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,791 -CORT: HEY, MITCH, THANKS! 789 00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:25,880 -WE'LL TALK LATER, MAN. 790 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:36,108 -YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T GET? -WHAT'S THAT? 791 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,675 -IF HE WANTED YOU DEAD SO BAD, 792 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,980 WHY DIDN'T HE JUST PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD? 793 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,417 -BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BLOW ME INTO LITTLE PIECES. 794 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:49,512 [TENSE MUSIC] 795 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:53,386 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 796 00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:06,312 [FRANTIC MUSIC] 797 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,453 -LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, MAN. 798 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,902 [EXPLOSION] 799 00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:49,398 -HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 800 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:50,573 -ON VACATION. 801 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:52,401 LIFE AROUND HERE IS A LITTLE TOO HECTIC. 802 00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,752 -NO, YOU CAN'T. -WHY IS THAT? 803 00:45:54,882 --> 00:45:56,710 -BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PUT IN YOUR DAYS YET. 804 00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:59,278 -I GUESS MY LIFEGUARDING CAREER IS OVER THEN. 805 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,062 -GOOD. I GET MY LOCKER BACK. 806 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,586 -THERE IS ANOTHER REASON. SAM'S WILL, YOU'RE IN IT. 807 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:05,763 -NO KIDDING? 808 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,156 WHAT'D HE LEAVE ME? SOME NEW GEAR? 809 00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:11,290 OH, COME ON. NO WAY? 810 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:13,335 -YEP, THE PLACE AND EVERYTHING IN IT. 811 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,598 AND A HEFTY MORTGAGE AND LOTS OF BILLS 812 00:46:15,729 --> 00:46:17,644 -WELL, GOOD OLD SAM. 813 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,212 WELL, NO WAY I'M LETTING HIM GET THE LAST LAUGH. 814 00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,387 I'M OUT OF HERE. 815 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:22,954 -WAIT, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY. 816 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:24,085 -OH, YEAH. 817 00:46:24,216 --> 00:46:25,478 JUST WATCH ME. 818 00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:29,047 -HI, DOLL. YOU GOT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH PACKED? 819 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,613 -NOPE, BUT I'LL USE YOURS. 820 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:32,267 -OH! -UHM. 821 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:35,357 -CRAIG, SELL THIS PLACE FOR ME, WOULD YOU? 822 00:46:35,488 --> 00:46:37,707 -I'LL TRY BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT IT. 823 00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,144 -YOU PUT A LITTLE WORK INTO THIS PLACE, 824 00:46:39,274 --> 00:46:40,710 YOU COULD PROBABLY TURN A GOOD PROFIT. 825 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:41,799 -DO YOU WANT A JOB? 826 00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:44,149 -NO WAY. 827 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:45,367 -COME ON, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 828 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:46,368 -YEAH. 829 00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:49,676 -YEAH, WELL WE ARE. BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED. ALL RIGHT? 830 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:51,591 -COME ONE. WE'LL BE BACK FROM-- 831 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:53,593 WHERE'D YOU SAY WE'RE GOING TO BE AGAIN? 832 00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:55,725 -YUMA. -YUMA? 833 00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:58,772 NOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO IN YUMA? 834 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:01,035 -I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M SURE WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 835 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,167 -SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 836 00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,168 -COME ON. 837 00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,561 -I DON'T WANT TO. ALL RIGHT? NO. 838 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,302 -ANYTHING YOU SELL WILL GO INTO YOUR POCKET. 839 00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:09,261 -I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. -THERE YOU GO. 840 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:10,392 THANKS, GUYS! 841 00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:11,698 -HEY, CORT! CORT! 842 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,353 [MOTORCYCLE DRIVING AWAY] 843 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,705 HEY, YOU GUYS, HOW ABOUT A TANK, HUH? 844 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,576 WET SUIT, SURF BOARD? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 845 00:47:29,498 --> 00:47:33,111 [ENDING THEME PLAYS] 846 00:47:33,161 --> 00:47:37,711 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60165

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