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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,240 Does one shoulder feel higher? 2 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,720 Yes, if you say so. 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,440 One is taller. 4 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,840 - But can you feel it? - What? 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,120 - This shoulder is taller? - No. 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,400 My disc hurts. 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,760 - Yeah... - Meaning? 8 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,400 I don't know... When I move... 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,760 It kind of... 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,160 - Yeah... - OK. 11 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,520 Here. 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,800 Here, and here too. 13 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,800 What about the neck brace? 14 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,400 This? No, nothing. 15 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,880 Looking at a map of France, I... 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,280 We heard a crack. 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,400 - Both of you? - Almost at the same time. 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,400 More or less, yes... 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,240 I remember it better. 20 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,480 - We're in pain... - Definitely. 21 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,160 And your digestion? 22 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,120 Any diarrhea? Constipation? Gas? 23 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,280 No. Nothing like that. 24 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,800 Bam, bam, I dribbled past, 25 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,800 he went off, pissed, kicked me in the knee, 26 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,560 and now it hurts whenever I bend it. 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,280 You knee pain originates in your foot. 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,240 Every time I work... 29 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,960 I'm putting my hand under your sacrum. 30 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,600 My back always hurts. 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,440 You touch everywhere and not where I need it. 32 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,640 Sorry, I'm not trying to be mean. 33 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,240 Feeling seasick? 34 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,640 No, I'm OK. 35 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,280 Don't worry, I got you. 36 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,280 Super. 37 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,960 My back hurts. 38 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,760 And you're touching my hips. Why? 39 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,640 I'm looking for the origin. 40 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,760 It doesn't always start where you feel pain. 41 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:28,880 KISS ME 42 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,720 She won't see me again. 43 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,000 She won't be back. 44 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,960 Of course she will. 45 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,560 Love is like a snail. It's a mess, but it advances. 46 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,800 I wouldn't have gone. Sociopaths aren't my thing. 47 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,920 But if you love her, then... 48 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,840 She threw the loaf at me. 49 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,800 Depends on the bread. 50 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,720 White bread is more like a caress. 51 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,920 If it was nut bread with chunks poking out, 52 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:57,200 that's violence. 53 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,000 I heard there's a doe here. 54 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,200 A doe in Vincennes? You high? 55 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,520 It's possible, what with global warming. 56 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,840 There are sharks in the Channel. 57 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,920 I save lives, not sell calendars. 58 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,560 You always say that when it gets hard. 59 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,640 Bum! 60 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,320 Good luck with your backaches! 61 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,400 It's normal you still feel pain. 62 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,520 You were in bad shape. You have to be very good. 63 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,520 I won't go dancing. 64 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,520 - 48 hours should be good. - OK. Thanks. 65 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,880 Goodbye! 66 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,720 You could have called. 67 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,600 These bums still work here? 68 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,320 Excuse me... 69 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,840 I was promoted. I won't have any free time. 70 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,440 I'm stressed, it's a lot of pressure. 71 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,440 But it's what you wanted. 72 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,960 Our weekends in Deauville 73 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,560 are over. 74 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,560 - You'll never stay. - Sure. 75 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,720 - You won't stay. - Of course I will! 76 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:00,840 No, I know. 77 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,640 I won't stay. 78 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,280 Oh, OK. 79 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,880 You came here to break up with me. 80 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,960 You're taking it really well. Have you met someone? 81 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,680 - What? What are you on about? - I knew it. 82 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,400 You're such a pain. 83 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:21,840 Shut up. 84 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,360 You make up so you can break up. 85 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,600 Make up your mind! 86 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,440 Let's just be friends! 87 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:31,520 Friends? I don't think so. Not with a psychopath like you. 88 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,160 Fuck you, Ludo. 89 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,880 She doesn't make you happy. 90 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,400 Yes she does. 91 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,400 Think she really wants to fuck me? 92 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,800 It's good to be single. It's relaxing. 93 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,600 Yeah, it's relaxing not to fuck. 94 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,960 You can reconnect with yourself, refocus. 95 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,160 Think it would be better if I were more festive? 96 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,160 If you ask me, don't... No... 97 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,960 Show me how you do it. 98 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,440 Who's the fine hottie over there? 99 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,320 Ah! That's Florian's ex's cousin's wife. 100 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,760 She lives in Cergy since the divorce. 101 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,680 She kept the 3 kids, it ain't easy... 102 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,280 The third is autistic. Or, I don't know, something... 103 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,320 Identity crisis, I don't know. 104 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,280 So he has some assistant at school, 105 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,880 help with classes. 106 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,880 Along the length. 107 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,160 Nibble with your teeth. 108 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,240 What! You do that? 109 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,400 - No. - I'm asking. 110 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,160 That's why you're single. 111 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,160 He never responds appropriately... 112 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,160 - Wait! - Let's admit... 113 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,400 Your attention, please! It's time for announcements! 114 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,960 This year, François and I... 115 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,280 1, 2, 3... We're getting married! 116 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,160 Anyone else have an announcement? 117 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,680 Ludovic, no! 118 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,840 We weren't going to say anything 119 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,320 for the regulation 3 months. 120 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,160 We're pregnant! We're having a baby! 121 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,440 We chatted for over an hour, she never mentioned it. 122 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,880 It's absurd, you can't break up. 123 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,200 She's so kind, so thoughtful. 124 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,400 She went to Polytechnique! 125 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,880 Mom, who cares what school she attended! 126 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,960 I always get shorted. 127 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,840 Gladys, Magalie, Samira... 128 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,760 I loved them all. 129 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,160 Iseult, Nadège... 130 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,160 Oh, Nadège... 131 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,560 Françoise... Françoise not as much. 132 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,560 But Bobun... 133 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,760 Bojun! 134 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,480 - The little Chinese girl. - Korean! 135 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,000 It took me 6 months to get over her. 136 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,400 You? I'm the one who keeps falling for them. 137 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,200 If you tried just a little harder, 138 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,840 you might find peace. 139 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,440 Stop guilt-tripping me. 140 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,600 - She tried with Magalie. - Thanks. 141 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,600 Come on, César, harder! 142 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,200 You got it! 143 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,600 Take it easy. 144 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,560 I'm doing my best. 145 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,120 It has to be clean for the review. 146 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,400 They need good study conditions. 147 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,400 Will there be a bed? 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,760 There's only enough room for a small one. 149 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,280 Isn't it early to be moving in together? 150 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Maturity isn't about age. 151 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,400 We'll be together forever. 152 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,600 You moved in with Pauline after 3 days. 153 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,920 - Gently! - Shush, Mom! You're not helping! 154 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,400 I'm painting. 155 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,760 One, two, three... 156 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,880 Katerina, you walk like a hippopotamus. 157 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,480 One, two, one, two... 158 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,760 Stop! 159 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,320 Stop smiling, you're a model! 160 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,560 Come on! 161 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,360 Talk dirty to me in Italian. 162 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,920 That asshole was supposed to deliver at 2. 163 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,480 And he dared showed up at 6:30. 164 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,760 "Here, your dresses!" 165 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,760 No! 166 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,600 I told him over and over I wanted Gucci. 167 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,920 Damn! 168 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,480 Why did you say Gucci? 169 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,560 It's Napolitano slang for "pussy." 170 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,280 I love it! Now in Romanian! 171 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,760 We did trials and the girls were awful. 172 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,400 I'll never work with them again. 173 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,760 OK, amore... Ciao! 174 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,200 Ciao! 175 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,640 I broke up with Fantine. 176 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,480 If you leave your fat gnocchi, we could be happy together. 177 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,800 Yes, it's me... 178 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,400 I'm so sorry about yesterday, really... 179 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,520 I miss you, my love. Please call me back. 180 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,160 I hope you're alright. Call me! 181 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,640 Are you already with another slut? 182 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,640 You fucking bitch! 183 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,640 The doe! 184 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,320 I'm an osteopath. 185 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,360 Don't touch me! 186 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,360 Breathe in! 187 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,200 OK? 188 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,800 - You're really an osteopath? - Yes. 189 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,800 - Did I hurt you? - It's a risk in my work. 190 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,880 I'm sorry, I mistook you for a doe. 191 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,200 I mistook you for a creep. 192 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,320 Thanks, though. 193 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,760 Don't thank me, it's my fault. 194 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,680 My back hurts, I shouldn't be exercising. 195 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,200 You're a gymnast? 196 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,640 No, a photographer. 197 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,360 What do you photograph? 198 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,480 Nothing, everything. Mostly nothing right now. 199 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,400 You're an artist. 200 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,200 - Careful. - Thank you. 201 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,600 Thank you very much. 202 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,880 I'd like to see you again. 203 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,800 For therapy. You may tighten up again. 204 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,640 I'm broke these days. 205 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,640 I need photos for my website. We could barter. 206 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,360 A few photos for a session. 207 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,240 You decide. Here's my card. 208 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,760 Oceanrosemary? 209 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,400 My mother is a psychoanalyst. 210 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,800 - And you? - Physics professor. 211 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,680 Super. 212 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,360 - But what's your name? - Cécile. 213 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,920 OK, Cécile. 214 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,200 Thursday would be best. 215 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,400 I'll note it. Cécile what? 216 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,240 - Bertaud. - OK. 217 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,640 - Alright. - Yes. 218 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,360 Well, goodbye. 219 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,120 Ciao. 220 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,640 We help patients 221 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,240 feel better all around. 222 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,200 We work on fascia. 223 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,800 What's that? It's tissue around the muscles. 224 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,360 Just like raw meat has a thin white skin around it. 225 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,800 Quiet! 226 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,200 Mario! 227 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,560 - He keeps doing that! - Enough! 228 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,400 - Bad. - Shall I continue? 229 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,360 Quiet! 230 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,480 She has big almond eyes, small thighs. So beautiful. 231 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,360 I visited her website. 232 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,640 Photos of construction workers, railyard workers... 233 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,640 And portraits: dykes, dykes and more dykes! 234 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,640 Mr. Dragot! 235 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,360 Is she your fiancée? 236 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,480 Absolutely, Florinège. 237 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,760 She's my lover. 238 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,800 Stop lying! 239 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,760 Aren't we a cute couple? 240 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,480 Quit it. We all know you're gay. 241 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,360 She'll be unhappy! 242 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,800 This isn't the Stone Age of the '90s. 243 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,800 Seriously. Why don't you come out? 244 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,640 You never saw Mathis's dad when we discussed dance. 245 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:21,000 Family history? Cancer, cardiovascular disease? 246 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,360 Nothing? OK. 247 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,280 Digestion? Any constipation? Bloating? 248 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,640 Pain during sex? 249 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,800 That's very good. 250 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,840 And how are your periods? 251 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,560 You need someone to help you fall asleep. 252 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,680 I'd be happy with a woman. 253 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,920 Blonde, a bit older than you. 254 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,640 Someone very physical. 255 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,520 Sorry, we forgot our keys. 256 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,200 Nice to see you too. 257 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,920 She hasn't come yet? 258 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,800 - Who? - What do you mean, who? The doe! 259 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,480 Maybe she's on the ground, helpless. 260 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,200 She was fragile. 261 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,720 - That's how people die. - Yeah, people who are 95. 262 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,960 She needs help, poor thing! 263 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,640 You need help! 264 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,920 Want rubbers? 265 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,520 Cécile, you alright? 266 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,360 Cécile, can you hear me? 267 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800 Hello. 268 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,800 I was worried. 269 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,520 - But you're fine. - Yes. Quite. 270 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,160 It still hurts, but I'll come tomorrow. 271 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, I see. You got the wrong day. 272 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,800 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 273 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,640 Didn't we say Friday? I'm sorry. 274 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,240 The sciatic nerve. 275 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,920 Let's take a look. 276 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,960 Have you experienced a trauma? 277 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,560 A death? A breakup? 278 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,520 A breakup. 279 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,560 - How did you know? - Our bodies record everything. 280 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,520 I think that's a little better. 281 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,520 Did you break up with him long ago? 282 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,440 Almost a year. 283 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,240 I'm alright now. I've moved on. 284 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,400 It wasn't a him. 285 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,960 Me too. Since becoming single, I've rediscovered myself. 286 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,440 And it wasn't a him either. 287 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,800 My ex got back with her ex, who was my ex. 288 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,800 I know the story. 289 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,720 I don't know about you, but I'm done. 290 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,640 I hate dating, so it's unlikely. 291 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,880 It's sad, but people bore me. 292 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,440 Me too. 293 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,280 I like relaxing at home and taking it easy. 294 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,400 Hello! 295 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,800 - Hello. - Hello ma'am. 296 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,800 There... 297 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,360 When she offered me a free session, I jumped at the chance. 298 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,960 I wasn't sure about her at first, 299 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,560 but now I'm addicted. 300 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,800 You can't tell, but her hands are like velvet. 301 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240 Her hands are magic. 302 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,440 Relax your mouth a bit. And your neck... 303 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,000 OK. Try to smile. 304 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,960 Yes... 305 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,360 - No good? - It's fine. 306 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,440 You need to relax. 307 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,600 Like that. 308 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,560 Imagine you're with a girlfriend. 309 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,120 Yeah, so she stresses you out. 310 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,120 OK. 311 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,960 You're too serious. 312 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,680 It's for my website. 313 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,800 You can be both serious and sweet. 314 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,320 You're mostly sweet, right? 315 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,160 - So sweet! - See? 316 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,760 You think I'm sweet? 317 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,800 Yeah. 318 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,480 That's cute. 319 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680 Oh? 320 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,240 One compliment and you relax. 321 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,680 Smile! 322 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,400 I've been calling for an hour! Pierre needs help. 323 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,400 Fix him. 324 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,120 We're meeting tomorrow 325 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,720 with Lazard, they don't want gimps. 326 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280 Lie down. 327 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,880 - Hello. - Hello. 328 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,320 Cécile, Fantine. Fantine, Cécile. 329 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,680 I'm doing a photo shoot. 330 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,440 You're a covergirl? 331 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,280 It's for my website. 332 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,320 You don't like Emilia's? 333 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,200 - I'm off. - OK, bye. 334 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,920 You fucking her? 335 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,280 Did you move suddenly? 336 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,120 Nothing. 337 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,720 I never leave the office. 338 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,480 I have a great sofa bed. 339 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,600 If you fucked her while we were together, 340 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,680 I'll kill you. - We're friends. 341 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,920 Pierre's suffering makes you laugh? 342 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:22,200 No. 343 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,280 Breathe in. 344 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,280 Breathe out... 345 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,760 Have you known her long? 346 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,440 Not really. 347 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:41,400 I never heard of you while we were together. 348 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,760 We broke up 3 weeks ago. 349 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,840 - Breathe. - Well, broke up... 350 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,800 She calls me all the time. 351 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,280 Fantine, please. 352 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,880 See? 353 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,200 - Want a ride? - I like the metro. 354 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,320 Don't listen to a word she said. 355 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,520 - Want to go out? - I can't. 356 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,560 Why not? 357 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,000 - I'll be in Paris. - Doing what? 358 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200 Training. 359 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,520 Training for what? 360 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,480 Modern dance. 361 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,320 Château de Méridon, Chevreuse Valley, near Paris. 362 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,680 Precise enough for you? Ciao. 363 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,400 Ciao. 364 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,760 OK, midgets, anytime. 365 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,120 - Scrabble. - "Single," 12 X 2, 24. 366 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,640 Plus 4, 28, plus 50, 78. 367 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,120 And we use "donkey" to get "nymphom..." 368 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,480 "Nymphomaniac." 369 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,240 That's not a provocation. 370 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,160 Sure, no problem. 371 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,840 That's 104. 372 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,240 My turn. Scrabble. 373 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,760 "Wombats." 137 374 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,920 plus 12, plus 14: 163. 375 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,400 I play, I jump, I dig. 376 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,680 Too bad it's not a word. 377 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,320 Yes it is, remember? 378 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,440 "Mom says the burrow is small." 379 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,400 "Will we find a burrow large enough?" 380 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,000 "I play, I jump, I dig." 381 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,000 "I am baby wombat!" 382 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,000 - César's favorite book! - We'd read it to him! 383 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,880 I can't believe you don't remember, Mom. 384 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,280 I have an announcement to make. 385 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,520 You got something? 386 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,160 Maybe. 387 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,160 Chantal knows STDs. 388 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,800 Not that. 389 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,720 Look... I met the woman of my dreams. 390 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,960 - Here we go again! - I swear, she's the one. 391 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,120 You never know. 392 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,320 Fantine is always asking about you. 393 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,000 And you replace her with an object. 394 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,240 She's not an object, her name is Cécile. 395 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,760 I don't know what you're doing, 396 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,760 but don't get me involved. 397 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,920 No one asked you! 398 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,800 Fucknuts 399 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,000 Let's start with a brief roundtable. 400 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,240 Introduce yourselves, give your first names 401 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,400 and your phobia. 402 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,720 Monique, if you'll start. 403 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,480 OK. I'm Monique. 404 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,960 I always have to make sure everything is closed. 405 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,720 Doors, closets, windows, the water, the gas, 406 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,520 toothpaste, desk drawers... Everything. 407 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,200 I even check the front door 12 times. 408 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,000 Thanks. 409 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,680 Next. Laurent! 410 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,280 - Your turn! - I have phobophobia. 411 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,520 I fear fear. 412 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,200 Beatrice. 413 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,960 I'm afraid of children. 414 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,880 Patrick. I have acoustophobia. 415 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,680 I can't stand loud noise and noisy environments. 416 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,920 One day, 417 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,000 a plate fell and shattered. 418 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,320 I lost it and hit my friend's son. 419 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,960 - Damn. How old? - 5 years old. 420 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,800 OK. 421 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,000 Come in. 422 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,720 Great! 423 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,760 You just signed up. 424 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,840 Oceanrose... 425 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,560 Go for it. 426 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,600 Bravo, Marierose. 427 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,000 You perfectly and originally 428 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,400 expressed your obvious phobia... 429 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,840 of speaking in public. 430 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,640 Cécile. 431 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120 Your turn. 432 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,200 I'm afraid of planes. 433 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,840 Tell us what you told me on the phone. 434 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,000 Being escorted off a flight. 435 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,560 I didn't feel right about the pilot 436 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,560 and he wouldn't blow. 437 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,920 Blow? 438 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,720 He looked like he was drunk. 439 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,400 He refused and the plane was making noises. 440 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,920 So you panicked. 441 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,120 A little. Firefighters took me 442 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,320 because a person can create a mob effect. 443 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,760 Thank you, Cécile, for trusting us. 444 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,800 A big hand for Cécile. 445 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,600 - Why did you come? - I love dancing. 446 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,160 Why didn't you tell me? 447 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,320 I didn't want to feel ashamed. 448 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,840 Stop that. Your phobia is cute. 449 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,480 It's funny. 450 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,640 It's not funny at all, you don't get it. 451 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,560 See our room? Nice, right! 452 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,280 You remind me of my roommate. 453 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,760 She fears heights. 454 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,200 I didn't know, 455 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,240 and I threw her a surprise party at a panoramic restaurant. 456 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,640 She puked on Romain, my boyfriend. It was hilarious. 457 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,400 You live with Louise, not Romain? 458 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,200 Yeah, Louise is the ideal roommate. 459 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,600 We eat together, we leave notes for each other. 460 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,520 We do Christmas together. 461 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,200 Seafood, stuffed mussels. They're great with cheese! 462 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,000 We understand each other without even talking! 463 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,520 - Yeah... - Yeah, it's cool. 464 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,800 Go! 465 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,400 Reflector. 466 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,800 Oh, Wonder Woman... 467 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,760 Go! 468 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,800 So beautiful! 469 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,000 - This is you. - Yeah. 470 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,800 Wow, OK. 471 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,880 My subject is ghosts. 472 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,880 Ghosts are scary. 473 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,840 I'd have said... 474 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,200 fireflies. 475 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,800 I see it as ghosts. Ghosts from the past. 476 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,120 Remember the lunar eclipse in August 1989? 477 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,480 My parents wouldn't let me see it, 478 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,120 so I climbed the wall into the forest. 479 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,920 It was foggy, the low clouds felt like a presence. 480 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,920 I was six. 481 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,880 I was a little scared, but I'd never been so happy. 482 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,800 I want to recreate that strange and magical night. 483 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,480 Have you had many love stories? 484 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,440 Three big ones and one that filled in between two, 485 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,800 so it doesn't count. 486 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,520 You? 487 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,280 Me too. 488 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,680 Three, four big stories. 489 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,000 Keep up the acrobatics, you'll eventually get to my level. 490 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,920 Ah yes. 491 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,560 That subtle mix of Pina Bausch and Kamel Ouali? 492 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,880 You're here? 493 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,240 I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk 494 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,640 and ran into a boar. 495 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,800 OK, well, I'm taking a shower. See you in the room! 496 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,800 Yeah, yeah. 497 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,840 That fucking thing ran really fast. 498 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,880 OK, go! 499 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,560 Ah, I need a shower badly. 500 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,440 That feels good, doesn't it. 501 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,440 Look, look! 502 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,520 Nice bike. 503 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,400 Yeah, it's fun. 504 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,960 She offered to take me home on her big bike. 505 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,880 I've got a beast that does 80! 506 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,800 Dyke, dyke, dyke! 507 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,200 Dyke, dyke, dyke. 508 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,600 - OK? - Yeah. 509 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,680 Finally! Glad we've got keys. 510 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,640 Shit. 511 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,120 Every last Sunday we do drinks and games. 512 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,600 - Coming? - Uh... 513 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,520 We agreed on a water fight, but now it's pinball. 514 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,320 I like Doodle schedules, but follow them. 515 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,800 Hi, Cécile! 516 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,560 Long photo shoot, eh! 517 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,560 Coming up? We'll introduce you! 518 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,440 I'm leaving. 519 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,720 So? 520 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,360 - No! - Nice to meet your four exes! 521 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,200 I had 4 love stories, now they're friends. 522 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,000 Whatever. Besides, I'm gone in 3 months. 523 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,160 I'm busy. 524 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,320 You're leaving in 3 months? 525 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,720 Where? For how long? 526 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,120 8 months at the North Pole. 527 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,640 Never heard that one. 528 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,800 Now you have. It's for work. 529 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,240 Really? 530 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,920 I'll call you about the photos. 531 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,760 The North Pole... 532 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,880 Why do the best women I meet leave? 533 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,400 You love us more when you can't have us, honey. 534 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,840 I don't know... 535 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,640 I want to settle, I'm tired of running. 536 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,280 There you go! 537 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,240 Take it easy for once. 538 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,240 I have to go. Baci. 539 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,240 It seems to have upset you. 540 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,200 My father came from Iran for this fight. 541 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,000 I want him to be proud of me. 542 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,440 I'm cursed, I never win when he watches. 543 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,560 One day your dad will see you win. 544 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,320 Breathe in. 545 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,480 Breathe out. 546 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,280 Super. 547 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,960 Ah, it's... 548 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,720 Good one. 549 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,240 - Funny. - Yeah, it's funny. 550 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,400 It's good. 551 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,520 I thought it would tell more of a story. 552 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,760 It's a bit tough for the site. 553 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,400 It's modern, it's different. 554 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,800 It's better than the usual. 555 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 556 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,280 This was a joke. 557 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,640 What? 558 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,520 It's a joke! 559 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,280 Sorry. Here. 560 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,560 - Super. - Oh yeah. 561 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,680 She's a joker. 562 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,800 That's you? 563 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,440 Beautiful. 564 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,800 It's the artist. 565 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,160 - Beautiful. - Super! 566 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,680 You did a great job 567 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,760 with your machine. - Stop! 568 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,160 Bravo. 569 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,200 Thanks. 570 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,920 It's really great. 571 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,680 - Thanks. - It's great. 572 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,400 - Super. - Really great. 573 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,000 No, you! 574 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,800 Really, you're great, thanks. 575 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,840 OK. 576 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,480 See you soon. 577 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,960 Goodbye. 578 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,600 - Bye. - Bye. 579 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,120 - She's clean. - Very. 580 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,760 She forgot her flash drive. 581 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,680 This is a fucking Freudian slip. 582 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,640 Good morning! 583 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,520 It's been awhile. 584 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,280 You forgot this. I thought you might need it. 585 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,680 I'm running now. 586 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,880 Me too. Want to run together? 587 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,480 You never let people choose. 588 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,440 Coming? 589 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,760 Wow, you lasted an hour! 590 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,760 We could have gone longer. 591 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,320 I wanted to tell you, I never date my exes. 592 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,000 You have so many, it'd be hard to choose. 593 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,560 Whatever. 594 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,440 What about the North Pole? 595 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,440 It's not entirely true. 596 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,880 It's complicated. 597 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,520 It's a meteorological mission. 598 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,320 They want a portfolio for an interview. 599 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,360 - You photograph weather? - It's easy. 600 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,560 And it lets me photograph ghosts. 601 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,800 And the North Pole is amazing. 602 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,240 The light is incredible, with aurora borealis. 603 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,600 There are 12,000 applicants. 604 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,840 I won't get it. 605 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,000 Who's on the jury? 606 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,640 The researchers and folks from Veolia, the sponsors. 607 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,720 Do we know people at Veolia? 608 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,640 - A research lobby? - They're never around. 609 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,400 They're always away or at conferences. 610 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,720 Want to make the trip or not? 611 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,480 When and where is the next conference? 612 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,480 - No idea. - Come on! 613 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,400 You're lying! 614 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,560 Krakow in 10 days. 615 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,520 Krakow, that's good. 616 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,240 21 hours on a train. 617 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,360 Or 2 hours on a direct flight. 618 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,640 No, no flying. 619 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,360 Chipolata, or andouillette? 620 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,280 The bigger the better. 621 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,400 That's what Sonia always says. 622 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,560 When she told him that we still used Francs. 623 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,440 I feel like I've seen you before. 624 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,520 I have an average physique. 625 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,400 Average? Average plus, double plus. 626 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,760 Now I've got it. 627 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,520 In our office there's an article about "the A320 loony." 628 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,560 Sorry. 629 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,240 Some psycho lost it and had to be escorted off. 630 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,840 Poor thing... 631 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,400 You look like her. 632 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,760 That's funny. 633 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,280 Hilarious, "the A320 loony." 634 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,520 What about the place? 635 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,440 We're still looking. 636 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,320 We're very demanding. 637 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,960 It's always my fault. 638 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,200 François has no sense of subtlety. 639 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,160 Too cute! 640 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,840 You have the same big mouth. 641 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,400 That's what I said during the sonogram. The guy laughs, 642 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,760 points to something 643 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,720 and says: "It's a boy. 644 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,440 "That's his cock." 645 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,960 - His cock? - He said cock? 646 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,120 He said cock! 647 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,480 Wow, his cock! 648 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,800 I filed a complaint. 649 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,200 It's crazy. Tons of steel floating on nothing. 650 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,800 Well, on air. 651 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,320 They vow never to drink before flying! 652 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,320 You know, if the engines stop, the plane still glides. 653 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,880 Just two swigs. 654 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,400 Or the wings will be waving at you. 655 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,280 Go on. 656 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,560 Keys. 657 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,160 OK, ciao, guys. 658 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,000 OK. You coming? 659 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Attention please. 660 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,880 Last call for passengers on flight 353... 661 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,840 Immediate boarding. 662 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,400 It's crazy, tons of steel, just floating. 663 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,840 If the engines stop, the plane still glides. 664 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,400 Some psycho lost it. 665 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,760 Hilarious, "the A320 loony." 666 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,200 - I won't do it, bitch! - Yes you will! 667 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,400 Cécile? 668 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,440 Cécile? 669 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,720 You alright? 670 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,160 You didn't drink all of it, did you? 671 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,240 Shush... 672 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,000 - She'll wake up. - Really? 673 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,720 Move left. 674 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,960 That's good. 675 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,400 OK. Don't move. 676 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,760 Sonia, drop your chin. 677 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,400 No, drop your chin. 678 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,480 Hold her up! 679 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,320 She can't breathe. 680 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,680 - Switch. - Yes. 681 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,560 You drugged her to screw her, pig! 682 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,760 Unlike you, we don't need to drug girls to screw them. 683 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,920 Honey! Honey! 684 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,880 - Are you there? - Damn! 685 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,400 I told you to call before coming. 686 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,920 I called 5 times, you didn't answer. I was worried. 687 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,160 We ran into each other. 688 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,600 Costume party? 689 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,200 Your lamp. 690 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,120 - Thank you. - Where's your photographer? 691 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,840 Want some tea? 692 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,320 All my friends had it, why not me? 693 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,920 I want my menopause! 694 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,200 We're eager for it to come. 695 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,000 It's swag, as César says. 696 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,720 Mom, Bernard, 697 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,200 this is Cécile. 698 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,600 Delighted, Cécile. 699 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,640 That's really soft. 700 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,600 Thanks. 701 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,920 It's a lot of maintenance. 702 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,160 Like a silk rug. 703 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,440 Ease up on the drinking, girl. 704 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,840 Oh God, an addict. Caroline was the last one. 705 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,640 - She's not an addict. - A photographer. 706 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,200 Artists... 707 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,200 I thought it was plant-based, 708 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,880 not some date rape drug. 709 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,880 I'm totally high. 710 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,560 I won't be able to talk and show slides. 711 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,200 - I'll show your slides. - Stop trying to help. 712 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,760 I also got the HSBC award 713 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,880 for my series on working conditions in France. 714 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,200 Thank you, miss. 715 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,880 Can you handle the cold? 716 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,600 Sure. 717 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,400 8 months with researchers at -40 degrees C takes brass. 718 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,800 How will you handle it? 719 00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,360 I have character. 720 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,360 When surrounded by passionate people, I'm fulfilled. 721 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,880 Well, yes... 722 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,760 I mean, I... 723 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,000 I'm adaptable. 724 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,640 You have a lot of humor! 725 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,800 Is it hunting season? 726 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,920 I brought my rifle! 727 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,520 Are you nuts? You did that deliberately! 728 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,440 Why show those pictures? 729 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,440 To show your funny side. 730 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,600 Can't you just shut up? 731 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,800 Miss Bertaud? 732 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,440 We didn't hesitate... 733 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,440 I bet. 734 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,920 We love your professional work, 735 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,480 and the researchers loved your humor. 736 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,200 So in two months, you're on the plane. Congratulations. 737 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,800 Great! You're going! You're going! 738 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,800 I'm going... I'm going! 739 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,720 - You're going... - Yes. 740 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,920 Hello girls! If I can be of help, 741 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,880 I'm available all afternoon. 742 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,760 Have we taken off? 743 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,760 We took off. 744 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,800 See? You can do it. 745 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,400 Look how your parents made you, 746 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,200 they don't deserve a visit. Stay. 747 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,680 Cécile returns in 137 hours. 748 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,960 I think it's perfect. 749 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,520 You're like choir boys. 750 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,840 Yeah, you can't do that. 751 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,360 Stop, it's Habit! The trendiest company! 752 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,680 They do fashion shows in churches. 753 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,520 They're ridiculous. 754 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,800 - It's too much. - You want an old-school wedding. 755 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,240 Cécile returns in 45 hours. 756 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,520 Really? Blueberries? Great! 757 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,200 Yeah, great. 758 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,920 - I love them. - Me too. 759 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,200 Raspberries are straightforward. 760 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,520 Blueberries hide under leaves. 761 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,920 They're easy. 762 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,360 - Cool. - Yeah, cool. 763 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,120 How was your grandma? 764 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,560 She died 8 years ago, so she's used to it. 765 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,840 Great. 766 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,560 Death is alright, except at the start. 767 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,120 She saw my grandfather, I was glad. 768 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,640 You went to the beach? 769 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,800 - So I've got blisters. - Magnificent. 770 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,960 Lovely blisters. Very hip. 771 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,520 I'll stay at home and read. 772 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,480 You can't. 773 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,840 - Amandine says hello. - Hello! 774 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,200 Kisses! 775 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,800 - Cécile! - Ciao! Stop... 776 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,800 I'm worried, you know. 777 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,400 You're as tense as a sick cat. 778 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,800 Sick cats are slack. 779 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,680 No, they're tense. 780 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,480 You never had a cat! They're slack. 781 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,520 No, they're tense! And tonight I'm getting rum for mojitos. 782 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,240 We'll have a small drink. 783 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,800 I want to be fresh when she gets here. 784 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,800 Mojitos, with mint, just right... 785 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,360 Yep! 786 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,400 Cécile returns in 22 hours. 787 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,800 Besides, in 22 hours... 788 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,520 Shot, then strip. 789 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,800 Or Californian, you choose. 790 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,360 Look it up, clothing is one item of fabric. 791 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,560 Take both off at least! 792 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,920 Two, with penalty! 793 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,240 Cécile: I miss you so much. Almost there. 794 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,800 Thanks. 795 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,840 See you. 796 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,440 I told them it was crazy, they're never like this. 797 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,000 She loves you, you know. 798 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,800 OK? It's cool. 799 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,520 Hey there. 800 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,400 Hey there. 801 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,400 Well, it was nice meeting you. 802 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,800 Thanks for everything. 803 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,240 I wish I'd been better. 804 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,600 Stop. 805 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,800 I'll stop. 806 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,440 I'll stop. 807 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,720 Everything stops. 808 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,800 I loved what we had together. 809 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,560 I don't regret it. 810 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800 I'm happy. 811 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,520 I don't care. 812 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:43,800 Sure, you didn't even have time to get attached. 813 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,960 Our paths crossed 814 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,520 like two shooting stars in a star-lit sky. 815 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,840 Stop. 816 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,800 I know you like to party. 817 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,840 I was keeping a social life for after you left me. 818 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,720 I don't care, just stop lying to me. 819 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,800 So, you're not leaving me? 820 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,400 Not if you stop lying. 821 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800 I promise. Never again. 822 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,120 Never again, never again. 823 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,120 If your girlfriends would avoid 824 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,760 unzipping you with their teeth... 825 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,560 Promised. Never again. 826 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,440 - You don't need a thing. - I have something! 827 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,840 You're so old school. 828 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,240 What flowers does she like? 829 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,400 - It will be fine. - I can't. 830 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,520 Yes you can, come on! 831 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,440 We could hardly hear you pee. 832 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,280 - Stop, I can't go! - Yes, yes! 833 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,400 Mom, Bernard, we're here! Hello! 834 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,520 - Hello, Cécile! - Hello. 835 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,680 Glad to see you're feeling better. 836 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,400 No kisses, I'm sick. 837 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,720 10 seconds to 1 minute. I start at 2.8. 838 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,560 You cartwheel and act like a ghost? 839 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,880 Honey... 840 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,160 Yes, basically. 841 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,760 I'd call it choreography. 842 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,720 To symbolize ghosts! 843 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,240 Yeah. 844 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,320 Hello everyone. 845 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,200 Just swinging by for coffee. 846 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,320 Sorry I'm early. 847 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,160 Hello, beautiful! 848 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,880 So, the Olympic village? 849 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,960 Nothing, next to this contract. 850 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,160 No way! 851 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,400 Glad to see you in shape. 852 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,440 OK? Can I sit here? 853 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,960 So, tell me! 854 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,160 Cécile was describing her cartwheels. 855 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,880 You said, little ghosts... 856 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,920 It's about memories, childhood. 857 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,000 It's a childhood memory. 858 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,400 A forbidden forest escapade. 859 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,320 The Qataris are major shareholders! 860 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,480 Finally, after all this time. 861 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,400 I worked hard on the Chinese. 862 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,480 And now we have 60 million to work with! 863 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,920 An important memory, 864 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,520 both physical and intimate, that becomes foreign. 865 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:25,760 With help from Alain Juppé! 866 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,400 He personally came to greet me. 867 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,120 I engage physically to convey emotions. 868 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,120 A mix of fear and joy. 869 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,280 Anxiety, excitement, both at the same time... 870 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,160 That makes the moment precious. 871 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,520 Capturing these glowing lights leaves a trace. 872 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,480 What's crazy 873 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,480 is knowing we're leaving a trace 874 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,240 in architectural history. 875 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,920 Even French history. 876 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,440 For me, words aren't enough. 877 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,840 It needs to be real. 878 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,560 Hence my physical acts. 879 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,640 It's a crystallization of memory to sublimate the past. 880 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,840 Absolutely fascinating. 881 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,160 I'm eager to see your work. 882 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,120 Thanks. 883 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,840 Bye! Thanks for coming by! 884 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,200 I'll get the coffee. 885 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,000 Really, you can leave now. 886 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,400 Well, OK... 887 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,560 Sorry, I think they're serious. 888 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,440 We're still friends. 889 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,640 Thanks, Bab. 890 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,640 Thanks, Mom. 891 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,960 I seek perfection in every point. 892 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,600 It's an absurd quest I enjoy. 893 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,600 Kind of like Kusama. 894 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,440 That was brazen, inviting her for our first meeting. 895 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,160 I think I remember meeting you once before. 896 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,720 When is she leaving? 897 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,120 Three weeks. 898 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,920 I'm sad. 899 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,840 No, not the penguin. 900 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,320 Don't leave, baby, don't go. 901 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,920 Hello. 902 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,760 OK? 903 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,960 Sleep alright? 904 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:27,520 OK, have a nice day. 905 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,520 Understood. 906 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,120 Until you get an X-ray, I won't take you. 907 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,880 You may have a hernia. 908 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,120 No, I won't crack your back. Bye. 909 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,400 Yeah, Aurélien. No, I'm not OK. 910 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,120 She's moved on, she's grumpy. 911 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,880 She's already gone. 912 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,520 Hello. Jean-Michel Labatut here, 913 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,360 letting you know I'm at the outdoor store. 914 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:09,400 If you'd like to join me, they've got 60% off blankies. 915 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,200 Let's chat, bye. 916 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,480 Move your ass! 917 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,840 Shut up! 918 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,000 - Fuck you, dyke! - See you! 919 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,920 Yeah, I am a dyke! 920 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,400 Hi, it's Cécile Bertaud. Can we talk? 921 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,640 I'm very sorry, but for personal reasons, 922 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,840 I can't go on this mission. 923 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,440 The boys couldn't come? 924 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,280 No. They're still looking for a place. 925 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,200 They might come by. 926 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,400 Isn't this nice, the four of us? 927 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,800 Of course. 928 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,120 But odd years are surprise years... 929 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,560 No way! 930 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,320 - Happy birthday, gorgeous. - Thanks, honey! 931 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,960 Cécile, my girlfriend. Christine. 932 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,000 - Hello. - Hello. 933 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,200 Don't slam it! 934 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,920 That way you see the ball! 935 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,560 Ladies and gentlemen, 936 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,320 the film is about to start. 937 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,800 Happy birthday. 938 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,400 A few friends especially for you. 939 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,600 Happy birthday. 940 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,920 Oh, Nadège! 941 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,640 Happy birthday to you, Oceanrosemary! 942 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,960 She's heavier. 943 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,680 Happy birthday to you, pussy cat! 944 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,640 Happy birthday, my dearest. 945 01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,160 Kisses from Switzerland. Fondue is no good 946 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,400 since you left. 947 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,240 Lund, Malmö, Göteborg. 948 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:23,440 - You've been around. - I travel. 949 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,360 - I've lived. - I pissed in your mouth 950 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,600 that night we turned 25 and you puked. 951 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,640 Our song in Barcelona, 952 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,640 the one you came up with. 953 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,320 I want blondes, blondes with big tits 954 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,400 This must have taken Fantine some time! 955 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,400 Kisses, you whore. Good luck to the new girl. 956 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,160 Good luck, Cécile! 957 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,360 What's wrong? 958 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,400 - OK? - Yes, I'm fine. 959 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,560 Thanks for coming! 960 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,720 I put off my departure to come. 961 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,800 What will I do without you? 962 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,760 That one, there's nothing for it... 963 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,800 It's pure chemistry. 964 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,240 When she comes to Paris, forget it. 965 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,920 There she is! 966 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,000 Love, this is Stella. 967 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,440 Are you nuts! What's wrong? 968 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,360 Let me go! 969 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,920 - What? - Let me go! 970 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,000 I can't believe I cancelled my trip for you. 971 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,800 Why leave if you say you're staying? 972 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,560 I'm with you! 973 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,600 It's true, she loves you. 974 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,160 That's it, honey, let it out. 975 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,800 You'll be alright, love. 976 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,680 I didn't deserve her. 977 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,560 Enough of that! 978 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,400 You're just awkward. 979 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,720 You're just being yourself! 980 01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,160 You're not to blame! 981 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,240 You slept with Stella, it's no big deal. 982 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:14,160 But I didn't, not again. Don't you believe me? 983 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,640 We're friends, you can tell us. 984 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,240 We won't judge you. 985 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,680 - Are you serious? - We know you 986 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,480 and her have a thing. 987 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,360 It's not the first time! 988 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,160 I tried, I tried to change, 989 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,640 and no one believes me. It's my own damn fault. 990 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,640 I believe you. 991 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,440 Me too! 992 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,120 Even I believe you. 993 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,400 Thanks a lot! 994 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,720 Well, uh... 995 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,320 We kissed, a little... 996 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,600 I fondled her tits to say goodbye. 997 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,960 No penetration. It doesn't count. 998 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,520 That depends. 999 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,640 Sorry, I wasn't able to change after work. 1000 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,760 Hello. You've reached Cécile Bertaud's voicemail. 1001 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,120 Touch your feet with your hands. 1002 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,400 I hate you, I never want to see you again. 1003 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,320 You alright? 1004 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,960 Hello. You've reached Cécile Bertaud's voicemail. 1005 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,640 Fireflies Cécile Bertaud 1006 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:37,720 Move! Move! 1007 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,520 I won! I won! 1008 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,720 I won! 1009 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:47,120 Whatever. 1010 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,320 It's surprising. 1011 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,600 You were a model couple. 1012 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,320 You seemed so solid! 1013 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,800 - I won! - Tap out! 1014 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,200 - Tap out! - Really? 1015 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,960 Any news? 1016 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,960 Not really. 1017 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,480 She's trying to make her own way. 1018 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,920 She set up an expo to finance a trip. 1019 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,800 Without a network, she'll never sell enough. 1020 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,240 Maybe you'll get back together later. 1021 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:20,880 Super. 1022 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,800 Come on, come play with us. 1023 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,960 Come on, dear! You two are so depressing! 1024 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,840 Yeah, yeah! 1025 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:36,760 See you. 1026 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,560 Trust yourself, honey. 1027 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,320 You'll be fine. 1028 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,320 I trust you. 1029 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,200 Thanks. 1030 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,720 The collectors are late. 1031 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,920 Yeah. 1032 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,280 They work late. 1033 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,880 - Hello, folks. - Hello. 1034 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,800 Openings are always like this. 1035 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,440 - Here they are. - Great, thanks! 1036 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,320 - Where's Mom? - She's coming. 1037 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,720 A patient was about to jump into the river. 1038 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,480 I'm sorry... 1039 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,160 I'm sorry I didn't understand sooner about you two. 1040 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,920 I even bought a photo so you'd forgive me. 1041 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,920 It wasn't cheap! 1042 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,920 It was really sweet to do this for her. 1043 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:18,200 You couldn't have done it a few months ago. 1044 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,680 Not even for me. 1045 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,640 Friends? 1046 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,240 Please, I'm very angry! Enough! 1047 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,520 Stop! 1048 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,960 I'm counting to three. 1049 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:46,840 Just because it's the last day of school... 1050 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,680 Enough, you clowns! 1051 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,000 - We warned you. - You need to move on. 1052 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:09,320 It reminds me of Valériane and Jean-Eudes' wedding. 1053 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,320 He used all my ideas! 1054 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,880 You know what? The photo-suit was my idea! 1055 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,680 Look at that bouquet! That was my idea too! 1056 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,760 "Rainy wedding, happy marriage." 1057 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,360 It's just a saying! 1058 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,960 Old, not rainy. 1059 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:27,560 Yeah! Did you know? 1060 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,200 Aurélien told me so much about you! 1061 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,360 We'd never met! 1062 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,600 Crazy, right? 1063 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,960 We should do dinner together! 1064 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,320 With Françoise and Marie-Jo. 1065 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:39,960 They're lesbian too. 1066 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,360 I'm sure you'd like them. 1067 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,840 Sonia and Ludo? 1068 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,480 We need them for audio! 1069 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,800 Sonia is busy throwing up. 1070 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,000 We know you're hurting! 1071 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,560 It's hard to accept other's joy. 1072 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,000 But it's my wedding! So focus 1073 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:58,960 on something besides yourself! 1074 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,200 Thank you! 1075 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:01,560 Sure. 1076 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:02,800 - OK? - Yes, fine. 1077 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,120 - Nice! - Yes. 1078 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,720 We're all proud to be here today. 1079 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,240 Long live the newlyweds! 1080 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:15,760 Before I forget, 1081 01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:19,120 contrary to popular opinion, marriage doesn't mean 1082 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,680 the end of your sex life. 1083 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,760 You can be a long-term couple 1084 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,160 with a minivan and slipper who fuck like rabbits. 1085 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,160 Hurray! 1086 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,240 - Bravo! - Thanks! 1087 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:40,800 Oceanrosemary is going to die of a heart attack 1088 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,840 if we don't let her speak! 1089 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,280 Oceanrosemary! Oceanrosemary! 1090 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,480 Oceanrosemary! Oceanrosemary! 1091 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:02,480 Aurélien, at first I thought François wanted your money, 1092 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:05,360 but you didn't have any, or your brother, 1093 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,840 but you don't have one. 1094 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,400 Or that he was taking advantage of you in filthy ways. 1095 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:24,400 Congratulations, my friends. 1096 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,840 Not everyone can fall in love. 1097 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,880 Many of us on Earth wander like souls in purgatory, 1098 01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,680 unable to love. 1099 01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,800 Enough, it's their wedding, dammit! 1100 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,360 Life is hard and unfair. 1101 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,360 We usually end up alone. 1102 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,240 So, enjoy it! 1103 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,640 Enjoy this! 1104 01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:53,960 We're all walking a tightrope. The void is never far. 1105 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,560 And if one or... 1106 01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,960 another of us decides to go away forever, 1107 01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,160 don't hate them for it. 1108 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,480 Some never find their place, 1109 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:10,000 sometimes it's best, that's all. 1110 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:11,200 Death 1111 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,640 can be a liberation. 1112 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,480 A deliverance. 1113 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,960 It's alright. 1114 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,880 I'm not afraid of it. 1115 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,960 But love is always stronger. 1116 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,920 Always. 1117 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,120 Look at Aurélien and François. 1118 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,480 The obstacles on the way, 1119 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,640 the misunderstandings 1120 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,000 made them fall even deeper in love. 1121 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,640 I love you, Aurélien. 1122 01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,280 I love you. 1123 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,520 Thank you. 1124 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,280 I sold everything, I can leave. 1125 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,880 You're welcome. 1126 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,280 My plane leaves tomorrow at 7. 1127 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:27,400 Great, you can take the plane alone? 1128 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,960 Yes. 1129 01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:32,360 I got some GHB, it works. 1130 01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:36,600 You're wearing my shirt. 1131 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:15,320 Your attention, please, departure for Helsinki, 1132 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:19,800 Icelandair flight 353, immediate boarding, gate 12. 1133 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,560 Your attention, please, 1134 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:39,120 final boarding call for Icelandair flight 353. 1135 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,400 You alright, miss? 1136 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,600 Yes, I'm fine. 1137 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,240 I'll just take the next one. What's the rush? 1138 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,280 Come on, it will be great. 1139 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:18,320 - This way. - Thanks. 1140 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,600 Bon voyage. 1141 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:30,400 Shall we? 1142 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,720 Kiss me. 1143 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,400 You alright? 1144 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,800 - Did we take off? - Yeah! 1145 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,280 - We're off! - Yes! 1146 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,840 Subtitles: ECLAIR 70255

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