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From under the pages of DC Comics,

comes the world's newest and greatest superhero, Plastic Man!

He can spring! He can stretch!

He can fly! He can bounce! He can change his shape!

And he can even dance!

Each week, Plastic Man will face the world's greatest collection of villains!

There's action!

There's comedy!

There's danger!

There's Penny!

There's bad luck Hula!

There's plenty for everybody on the Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show!

Eat your heart out, ape man!

EPISODE 9 SUPERSTEIN

What did I tell you, SuperStein ? You're never gonna find that power source.

Me find it.

You've been looking for the power source for 20 years.

Why don't you give up?

Me no give up. Me will find answer in books.

Here, master, try this book.

If this book right, it's a two crystals located in village museum.

They will show me where power source is.

Then me use power to bring monster army to life.

But me won't make mistake putting stupid brain in them like ancestors did years ago.

Me get smartest brains in country.

And to get brains, me send monster army out to steal them.

They will take smartest people in village.

Then me transfer their brains into monsters with my transfer machine.

Well, maybe mother was wrong about you.

Me am smart.

And me handsome, too.

I know the weather couldn't hold up with my bad luck.

Well, at least we got a two-week vacation in Europe,

and we're gonna try and enjoy it.

Oh, boy, is it cold, Plas.

Makes you wanna snuggle up real close.

Why, Penny, you don't need that as an excuse to snuggle.

I don't?

No, if you're cold, I'll turn up the heater.

Warm now, Penny?

Yeah, like an ice cube.

Plas, look!

I don't know what that guy's up to,

but I have a funny feeling it's not legal.

When duty calls, I must answer.

Me got 'em!

Hi there.

Uh, excuse me, but I'd like to ask you a few questions.

Plastic Man!

Me don't have time.

I guess he was in a hurry.

Now me go back to castle.

He's not getting away that easy.

No stop me.

Looks like Plas could use some help.

No Hula, with your luck...

Hmm, too late.

This guy is tough.

Here, Plas, I'll hold you.

Plas, are you okay?

Well this is not exactly what I'd call a relaxing vacation.

And thanks to my lousy luck, that monster got away.

I just wish I knew what he was up to.

Hey, look at this.

Where did you get that, Penny?

Well I found it on the ground near the building's foundation.

Hmm, that monster must have dropped it.

And speaking of monsters.

Well, I see you're all enjoying your little vacation.

Nice and peaceful I presume?

Well no, not exactly, Chief.

You see, we ran into this big guy and well he just...

I want you to know, Plastic Man, that you're on vacation

and you're not to even think about work.

You're there to relax and enjoy.

Gosh, Chief, that's real nice of you.

And while you're at it, see if you can find out

what that super powered Superstein is up to.

And that's an order.

No wonder the Chief told me to take my vacation in Europe.

What about this crystal and that monster, Plas?

Hold on to the crystal for now.

There's two things we gotta do before going after that monster.

What's that, Plas?

Well, the second thing is to check into our hotel.

What's the first thing we gotta do?

Unwrap me from this lamp pole.

Oh, master, the map, it's not complete.

We need another crystal.

It completes the map showing where the power source is located.

Oh well, butter glows if you hadn't dropped it.

If Plastic Man had not come, me haven't.

Me use supervision to find another crystal.

It's gotta be somewhere in the village.

The girl has it.

Me grab her and rip it away.

No !

Plastic Man will try to stop you.

I have a better idea.

I'll throw a party and invite them.

Then we can get the crystal from her quietly, without any trouble.

Then you can get rid of her.

Oh, dear Plastic Man, nice of you to visit.

We got three nice rooms for you and your friends.

Oh, at least this is a friendly greeting than we got earlier.

Are you Plastic Man ?

None other.

You and your friends are invited to a party.

Well, what do you know?

A first day here and we get a party invitation.

And be there at eight o'clock sharp.

Hmm, it's from a Baron Von Esztein.

I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this.

Are we gonna go, Plas? I just love parties.

I think so.

I'd like to meet this Baron Von Esztein.

Wow, this is some pad.

Me clever. No one recognize me with glasses on.

What a fancy party.

There they are now. You know what to do.

Hello. Me Baron Von Esztein.

And this my very pretty wife.

Pleased to meet you.

Charmed, I'm sure. Hope you all enjoy the party.

I think I've seen that big guy before. I'm gonna talk to him again.

- I'm gonna talk to him again. - I'll wait here.

Excuse me, Baron. You look familiar.

You wouldn't happen to have a relative by the name of Superstein, would you?

Oh, I didn't think so.

Gee, I don't know what Plas is suspicious about.

This party's great.

Hey, there's Plas. Let's check out the dancing.

Gorg fail. Come. Me show how.

Me use this blow-up doll.

Now we switch.

May I have this dance?

Oh, I'm a little tired.

Penny, why don't you dance with the Baron?

Thank you.

It is done.

Boy, what a party. Penny and I had a swell time.

Strange. Penny hasn't said a word since we left.

It's as if she's not even here.

Penny?

Punch and pineapples, Penny's popped.

Somebody pulled a switch on us.

Now I know.

I didn't recognize him because he was wearing glasses.

But the Baron Von Esztein was really Superstein.

Penny's in real trouble. Head back to the castle.

The crystal she had completes map.

Power source located on island of Greece.

Here's the back way into the dungeon.

But it's locked. We can't get in.

Oh, yes, we can.

I'll slide through the keyhole and unlock it from the inside.

What are you gonna do? You let me go, you fiend.

Me do better than let you go. Me get rid of you.

Not so fast, Stupidstein.

Plastic Man !

Right. And your dirty diabolical game is up.

Me teach you to try and stop the great Superstein.

I don't think he likes me.

This should stop that plastic nuisance.

Oh, Plas !

Help! Help!

Superstein will have to wait. Penny needs our help.

Shivering sugar canes. Penny's heading right for that boiling tar.

Let's go!

Help me! Help!

Hurry, Penny !

Just made it !

Oh, Plas, you saved me just in the nick of time !

That Superstein must be up to something incredible horrendous to do what he's doing.

Look, he's getting away !

After me bring Monster Army to life,

me going to smash, twist, mold and *** Plastic Man into trohpy.

Then Monster Army get brains from villainous people and no one can stop them.

Then you be proud of Superstein.

So all you heard, Penny,

was that Superstein was heading for an island off Greece to get the power source.

Right, and at this speed we'll be there in a little while.

Power source inside mountain.

Heat this burn through.

Now to get power source.

Watch it ! Be careful !

The power source is mine !

Now me can put my gruesome plan into action.

And no one powerful enough to stop me.

Come on.

Looks like Superstein's already been here.

Eat a hemorrhapultosa.

Yow!

Plastic Man !

You two stay back. I'll handle this menacing misfit.

I always was a cut-up.

Now, Gork!

Hey, what's going on?

Help! Let us down!

Get of, Plastic Man,

or your two friends could have a little accident!

Why I always am the one to think of these clever traps ?

You always better at it than me.

When that vulture flies over the treacherous rocks,

he'll drop those meddling fools and they'll fall a thousand feet.

Take them to their doom.

Now we go back to castle.

We're heading over those rocks.

I have a funny feeling this is not going to be a soft landing.

This rope is plastered with glue.

There's no way to squeeze out in time.

Falling coconuts ! We're going to hit any second.

Wait a minute, Plas.

If we can just call the PlasterJet.

Good idea, Penny. I'll operate your wrist communicator.

That did it. The jet's on its way.

You did it, Plas. We're safe and sound.

I take that back. It's the Chief.

I see you're all wrapped up in your vacation, Plastic Man.

Didn't I tell you to get after Superstein ?

Yeah, you did, Chief, but Superstein seems to have gotten us.

You just better get him or you'll get it from me.

We'd better head back to Superstein's castle, fast.

Right, Penny.

And while we're heading there, I'll unsteam this glue so we can get out of this rope.

Now with power source, me can bring Monster Army to life.

Now to start test.

It's working. Stand back.

Me do it.

I'm so proud of my Steiny Winny.

Oh, you know what you do to me when you call me Steiny Winny.

Master, what about your Monster Army?

Gork right.

Me continue.

My monsters, come to life.

And soon they go into village to get brains.

And with Plastic Man out of the way, they cand beast out.

We're just about over Superstein's castle, Plas.

Take her down carefully, Penny.

We don't know what to expect.

This way. Come on.

The coast is clear.

Where did they go ?

I think here's your answer.

Remind me never to use these guys as interior decorators.

Oh, Superstein's probably taken his monsters into the village.

And we've got to stop them.

To the jet ! We've got no time to lose.

His will make fine brain.

Get him!

No! No ! Bo! Please stay away!

Help! Help me!

Good! Very good!

Now load him and cart with others.

Help! Help! Leave me alone!

Help! Help! Leave me alone! Please!

I am so proud!

Your butter monsters doing good job!

Please, let me go! Please, stop!

Now take them back to castle. We will begin brain transfers.

I think I'm picking up something.

That's Superstein and his Monster Army, all right.

Penny, you land the jet. I'm taking the quick way down.

Excellent. Perfect.

Mind if I borrow that?

You may have power source, but me have you.

This guy is not exactly what I'd call cooperative.

Oh no! I dropped the power source and this brute won't let me go.

You just hang in there, Plas. We'll catch it.

I got it! I got it!

I lose more power sources that way.

This guy's tougher than I bargained for.

Now to get the power source back.

You'll ***

I'll get it.

Me take power source.

Penny, Hula, catch!

No let them get it.

My super breath will put end to Plastic Man.

Superstein is beginning to get on my nerves.

Oh, help!

- Oh, help us! - Help!

Please help!

Plas, do something!

Now you'll fit!

If I can't hold him, he'll burst me into a million pieces.

But if I can connect to the power source,

I might be able to drain Superstein's power and stop his monsters.

Hula, hold up to the power source!

If it can give power, it can take it away!

Hula, reverse the power!

You know all powerful Superstein.

It's a good thing the power source doesn't affect plastic powers.

Me weak.

Your powers are drained away, Superstein,

and in a few moments, your army of monsters will cease to function.

You ruined Superstein's plans, Plastic Man.

Well, you didn't exactly help our vacation plans either.

Good work, you guys.

With Superstein and his monsters out of commission, these two were easy.

I'd say we've seen the last of Superstein's monsters and Superstein.

Well, Chief, Superstein and his gang are all put away

and the power source is in the town museum where it'll never be used for evil again.

That's still no excuse to stay an extra three days over your vacation time.

Say, Chief, with Superstein's monsters after people's brains,

weren't you worried they might have gotten mine?

I knew there was no way they could get your brain, Plas.

Oh, cuz you know, I'm so brave and clever and skillful and cunning and daring, huh, Chief?

No, I figured your swelled head would never fit in Superstein's transfer machine.

Well, when you got it, you got it.

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