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Where to?

Wherever we go, we go home.

Nowhere.

What? Where to?

Nowhere.

Ivorowicz.

No culture?

Where to, idiot?

DRD.

No DRD. DDR.

Socialism. Peace. Olympia. Partisan.

DRD.

BRD. Opel, Mercedes, Biert, Beckenbauer.

DRD.

German Reich. All ruined.

Come on, get out.

DDR, BRD, DDT, BBC, ITT, TNT, Tutti Frommaggio.

I'm driving DRD.

What DRD? Bayerische Franzik, Josip Strauss?

DRD.

The Ancient Republic of Germany.

You kuraz, you pimp, you matriarch!

You drive to Austria, where you're an idiot.

A handkiss to the ladies, a good evening to the gentlemen, servus to the maidens, servus to the boys.

B.R.D.?

Is it starting again?

We're going to the Federal Republic.

What is it? Do you still have room in your bullock cart?

Logo! Free ride of the FDGO!

Grenouille!

You're a doctor, aren't you?

No, a patient.

Thank you. Not my kind.

Not at all.

My last Afghan is being called by the Russians.

Yes, I studied adorno, brechreit and stenography.

In Hamburg, we threw the Wisman out of the socket in 1968.

No one knew who this Wisman was.

With Ulrike, Daniel and Rudi, I was on a death row.

A death row.

The thousand-year-old spring looked out the window.

I'll throw the bridge at the wall.

They must have shot us in the brain.

Hold on.

Do you want to play the Saint John of the guesthouse?

No more talking. Fire!

The old lady went swimming.

Get out of your child's bag.

Your money.

So, then write...

The second song by Consul Walraus, left ring finger, is broken.

Your signature.

It's too stupid to write his name backwards.

800 marks and 100 shillings.

You can keep the 100 shillings, we're not like that.

Fritzchen, 100 water.

If you want to drive us away, the

the chauffeur will take your signature.

We had an accident.

Get in.

Bye, Rudi and Ulrike.

A bridge on the wall, a foot on the rope, a bag without hair.

Prosit Neujahr.

Shitty comrades.

800 marks, a whole month's pension,

hard-earned unemployed grubs.

What do we deal with if not steal?

Let's have a cocktail, darling.

Okay, doll.

Who says so?

The Germans are nice people.

Don't you want to be good?

I've got a hard time behind me.

Yes, I have a traffic jam.

Don't you want to be spoiled by us?

Rosa is like our friend, a shampoo.

Can I have one too?

Opel, Mercedes, beer, Beckenbauer, everything pays.

Go.

You'll be able to afford a little mouthwash.

Normally I don't have to pay for a mouthwash.

But darling, we're still at the German Master Hygiene.

We'll do it together.

It's offered in Paris.

Chevy, Schenkel and Champagner.

The strongest chars from the SACOFAS.

Darling, give the porter a little snack.

What?

A dog should be smeared.

Oh, I see.

200, 100, 600.

Take what it costs, there's more in my clothes.

Sissi!

So, now you get the first class.

With the wedding march.

I think he won't be able to do anything with the Chinese sleigh ride.

You don't know him.

You see, he doesn't even have 2000 shillings.

Oh, come on!

You hear, you ass-kicker?

Throw him in your hands and head over the house!

But Dalli!

And my money?

You're stupid?

There's still fees.

I'm not from the Solidarity.

What a kilo of paradise pudding!

I don't give a shit.

You won't get old in this business.

Where can I go?

If I'm going to eat my ass for a sandwich?

Watch out, there's Joe there.

A hot bagel with a goulash is not hot on the stove!

A hand kiss for the ladies,

a good evening for the gentlemen,

hello to the girls,

hello to the boys.

You shouldn't have any other gods besides me.

Look, father, it's snowing again.

This afternoon, a man and a woman were arrested at the Walserberg motorway crossing in Salzburg.

They were probably involved in the kidnapping of Weihrauch.

The detainees found the following note.

The second limb of Konsul Weihrauch's left ring finger is broken.

Fritzchen, 100 water.

The writer was involved in a serious accident with a red 2CV at Bruck an der Mur.

He is suspected in Vienna.

You have to be careful, he's a world champion.

Where are you from?

Can I talk to the German Konsul?

Yes.

I'm not going to get 800 marks.

Nuts have attacked me.

He doesn't tell stories.

Get out with the money.

I'm broke.

Call the police.

He doesn't have any money. Maybe he has something.

You say your own beer.

We're good with you. Either you get the money or the whip.

I'm not a troublemaker.

The police would rather steal the beef money.

We don't need the police. We do it all the same.

Not necessary anymore.

Please take the data. My report is in writing.

Do you know this lady?

Sissi. A refugee, Inspector. Very refugee.

She was active here.

Another one who improved her?

A poor chap. No talent.

But at least... respect.

You pig! You can't put the body in the gravel, Joe.

Why? I wasn't her employee.

She was something better.

Free-working.

Besides, I was in the alibi bar in the questionable time.

So it's clear.

Life is no prison for a scoundrel.

Did Jesus hit you?

My father shot me.

My mother beat me to death.

With a sickle.

What else do I have?

She beat you, woman.

The flesh belongs to the doctor of the corpse. Give her peace.

Free-working.

I hope it's not contagious.

You're going to the Reich and you're going to your farm with lead.

You're a poisonous Chinese.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Excuse me, may I?

Have we met before?

I'm not one of those Solidarität people who go for a kilo of paradise.

I've been talking all night, and I haven't had a single cigarette.

It's not a company dinner.

I don't know what to do.

I've been robbed.

No Austrians, Germans. German car dealers.

Politicians, libertarians,

human eaters,

Jews, oil-lovers.

I've lost my mind.

I'm off tonight.

You're already up.

Is Karl Marxhof here?

He stayed in Wuppertal.

The descent to the lumpenproletariat is the most important thing.

The rest is history, Charlie.

Joe's tips...

You're out of your Charlie-Max-stuff and your puffin-food.

You need a real Kaiser-semi for that.

Bad luck in the game, good luck in love.

Four beers, Franzlo!

Well, hello.

Come on, let's go out.

There it is.

Toilet.

And if you want Jesus, Franzl,

hit him in the head!

You know, girl, I like you.

I'm flattered.

I'm like the man who has to wed if he loves.

Do you know the story?

You don't read.

If you want to change the world,

you don't have time for the real, beautiful and good.

You can't get anywhere, not even an education.

I like you.

Come on, let's go to a Jewish quarter.

How can I work like this?

The Jews love you.

They think of their homeland.

Belgrade.

I'll drop by at 9 p.m. and hope that you're not there anymore.

There's food in the fridge.

Kati Zokan.

We want peace, freedom and justice, so that no one is a slave to the other.

Absolutely right.

Comrade Edelhard Zucker, silver eagle, 1934, murdered by the Home Guard.

Emergency order.

We are here to accuse the death of our comrade Edelhard Zucker,

who died defending Karl Marxhof.

The case of the German 2CV from Wuppertal

is a vehicle that was stolen from the consul Weihrauch.

Internal Affairs.

The owner of the ÖHA-Bau...

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Your lustful tits.

Twice they've brought me up.

I wanted to go to the consulate, but...

they can't get out without me.

Holy, holy, little tail.

In six weeks everything will be fine again.

You can meet your own corpse.

And you never realise you're already dead.

So, you think.

The best thing that could have happened to you,

your father should have gone back to the army.

Jojo, I love you so much.

We'll watch TV together, like a real family.

The Office for Anti-Democratic Movement in Bonn, AFADU,

would release this phantom film.

It's about the 35-year-old,

unemployed, diplomatic sociologist Peter Herzl

from Wuppertal-Elberfeld.

Here is the German television with the daily news.

The power and the right.

The tyranny and the freedom.

The principle of control and the desire for the movement of the people's protection.

Great, this Tumisman.

Herzl was in an accident with his 2CV near Burg Andermoor.

The Austrian authorities suspect that Herzl's heart was in a panic.

Dr. Flake, what is this phantom picture?

Do you still have no picture of this heart?

Yes, but the hard line of a drawing.

The audience, unknown to XY.

My dear Steineck, what we want to explain, are not killing instincts.

I thought that ...

Bring it in.

Else, my pills.

Who's biting the doll, my dear Flarky-Garky?

Make the jokes with your coffee-mothers.

How?

Nobody's coming.

Since your gorillas have been sealing the whole house.

Got a cigarette?

you first

I'm the only one who doesn't cough

but you're blowing better

they'll kill me

you want to go to the police?

they know how the street is

I haven't done anything

in Vienna you become a parent or a policeman

sometimes both

I need a lawyer

a good lawyer

I won't talk in the show

who is that?

my parent

friend and helper

oh come on

In your language, was I good, gentlemen?

Excellent, doctor.

What do our friends from the happy Austrians say?

Well, for lunch, everyone is fine.

What I wanted to say, I was too pale to remember.

No, no, just the background.

Nothing can be changed here.

Security measures.

God save my old one.

Don't fall into the rain

I just put him in a small anthology.

Herzl was recommended to me by the Penn Center.

I knew Peter Herzl well.

We are still in Matahari, but today we are in Cologne.

At the El Mio Matrazo beach?

The bite you are asking about is so interesting because the sixth luminal tooth

has grown into the neighboring second cardioxides in a very strange way.

I asked him to pump up my bike.

He said yes, and I took part in the third world war.

Come, my dear.

Don't be unhappy.

I'll give you a little push.

No chance, stranger.

I'll take the pill,

I've built in the spirals,

and I'm going to Knaus Oginow's party.

Good.

Our descendants will swim away with a blue eye in the year 84.

A daughter has been walking around me for 14 years.

Of course.

Being born is an ugly insult.

The school sisters are so noble.

We're going to bed, father.

Go away, you old rascal.

I'm not finished yet.

What were you doing in the kindergarten?

I met a girl who was good at it.

Even from the inside.

Disgusting!

The bank withdrawals. He has his money somewhere else.

You are subject to a psychological loyalty test of all informants.

Anything else?

Nothing important.

The guards, they cause trouble.

Always those overtime hours.

Special ration for prisoner number one, for good conduct.

Your Karmazov is a real gem.

The building was for Vienna and the Austrian workers' union.

I've read about it.

It wasn't a small-scale operation.

1929, bathroom and balcony.

Inner courtyard.

Experts came from all over Vienna to study there.

Here's the SPÖ,

sub-unit organization Puff and Perversion.

Then you have to stay stupid.

Edelhard Zucker,

Grandmaster of the Social Democratic Murder Association.

If it hadn't happened,

my life would have been in a mess.

And that's not what this is about.

He was a police officer during Karl Marx's time.

He was shot in 1934.

There was a real mess.

The Home Army, the fascists...

Who?

The gangsters who made Hitler a robber.

They came down from the high guard with guns.

They shot at the city railways with railway cannons.

They shot through the windows.

My father was shot.

Wait a minute, Maral.

47 years ago?

Later, the Nazis put a block guard in our house.

My mother sacrificed herself.

She had a whole stack of potatoes.

And a few hams.

She hung the pig for 45 francs.

But before that, she burned my mother's head.

I did it.

But my real father didn't do it.

Help me!

The subversive organization Chaos, Peter Herzl, is under threat.

There is a suspicion that Herzl is using the gun.

I don't even have the nerve to protect myself.

Come on, don't think too much.

Come here.

It's warm in the cottage. You can stay there until someone more important than you comes.

What is the strange man doing in our apartment?

I find that very mean.

I can't go home at all.

Mr. Mann, men are shit.

Mommy!

Mommy!

The man is closed.

Fearfully to cowardly, but when a certain threshold is overcome,

of blind angry destruction.

Look, Radlmaus, with Peter it's like with the grandfather.

But Peter, the police want to shoot him.

I don't care that he leaves.

Butchka, where is he going?

The grandfather had to hide too.

You know all about it from the grandma.

The grandma? What do you know about the grandma?

You were never at home anyway. You were always on the run.

But, but!

I really don't need to let you like that.

Sadness must carry electric.

It doesn't sound strange to my inner ear.

THE END

This stone will be dangerous.

This Lagerfeld-picot in a winter...

It's a question of what you need.

Only the poet is given to draw his strength from the sick.

Blinded by the light of the genius, the weak becomes God.

The magic mountain. What a fabric.

You have to be a regisseur.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Even with such strong illumination through your bulls,

I don't start singing Hoseanna.

What about the noble wire?

It was just there.

Yes, yes.

And when you have your Herzmanowski, or whatever it's called,

finally behind bars, my dear Flaki Gaki, then...

then you'll get a new pipe from me again.

For your collection. In the office.

The case Herzl is a failure, Doctor.

The man is just annoying revolutionary vegetable.

Let's not take up space, gentlemen.

Our guns were aiming at a fool.

Who works his horizon as a stinger pensioner in the tourist club area.

So, so.

So we are a revolutionary lady of society.

We have to be careful now that the minister does not get into the shooting range.

Retreat!

The early victims are not dangerous to the gods.

It is not to be proven, but to trust everything.

Weren't those your words, Steineck?

The games must go on.

Failed spokesmen are the best witnesses to the burden.

And by the way, the welfare of the minister is still my business.

That's it, gentlemen.

Bring me down. I'm in the mood.

Go for it.

I need two thousand, so you can see how much I like you.

I'm on the fourth seven.

Luck is a bird.

I'm polished.

You know we have a social job.

An old man with worms in his skull,

a great guy like a Benedictine priest,

sit down.

You have to do something for someone like that.

We'll do a show for you.

Like the Grand Prince Rudolf.

You and the catcher Karl, you know a really nice guy...

The one who washed me?

Yes.

Get your black mess for the voyeur baggage.

The Pfaffenfurt.

Yes, but that's...

Insubordination!

Anarchy!

Do you like this mess?

Where do I get rid of this crap?

You know, Edeltraut, before a man is born...

...he's powdered. Men are hot and women are stupid.

That's where it all ends.

In all of nature, Edeltraut,

the animals, the plants, the seeds...

...when two people love each other...

I'm stuffed.

Why do you always start with Peter?

Because he wants to be a red-haired.

What's the matter?

The men are up, the women are down.

They push, we push. That's the difference.

But Edeltraut...

That's why I don't have a cucumber in my knee.

You've got an education, Trautl.

That's the way it is.

Only the mother of the garden in the school...

...hasn't read the Mützenbacher yet.

Now we've got a real family.

The European is satisfied with the abolition of Zen Buddhism.

Families are shit, everyone lies.

Yes.

You can't be faithful.

That's true.

Why do you like the disheswasher?

Because we're both the ones down there.

In particular, the case Herzl is on the debate.

According to the latest investigations,

Peter Herzl is buried in the Viennese underworld.

Now only Joe can help.

Which Joe?

You have to do it with the theater where the daquette is already.

What?

Then you give Joe the voice of Puffin.

How do you know that?

From the Puffin photo.

Damn it!

And you pack your clothes, in case someone comes.

We received the following message.

Yes?

Hands up!

What's with you today?

Didn't your grandfather hide you in the apartment like a mumble?

He didn't have to deal with such disgusting toads like me.

Come, I'll show you something.

Are you trying to seduce me?

Am I a child-beggar?

Can you see me, blind man?

You go up to the roof, then to the balcony,

then to a cable shaft, and then down the canal.

Why doesn't your mother like your grandma?

Oh, Kati. She was so difficult as a child.

And grandma? She was a real heroine.

She got a medal.

And because grandma was a heroine,

I have to go against Kati.

Sure.

Food, you know?

Where is your father?

Where the crooked assholes grow.

And from Kati, grandma asked for food.

Not her.

The workers.

They took over the sponsorship.

Because of a grandfather.

Grandma gave them money,

and from Kati they lured the Zaster back to court.

Clean heroes.

Have you ever killed a man?

Killed?

What do you think I am?

Not even a well-dressed butcher?

Not me.

But maybe you want some.

Men are nasty.

The worst thing I can imagine.

The girl Max Müsler has a pimp at home.

For fucking or for tearing out her dick?

They leave the powder cans for free.

The man has no sense of what he belongs to.

Hi Joe.

Hi.

How are you?

Let me talk to the girls.

At the police station,

they asked me if I knew the guy

you always show on TV.

The one who killed the beautiful consul.

For 2000 marks, I don't even shit in the Danube.

And how do your black marks look?

My women have no sense of art.

Should I let myself be shot?

Why not?

And what do you say, you pretty, colorful cow?

Or do you want to eat iron?

Charlie Max Müsler needs a pleasure.

I want to push her behind.

Let's go to Heiligenstadt and see what the Max family is doing.

So much wind and the little one is nothing.

That's how men rule the world.

If you let yourself be.

And if you don't let yourself be.

Then we'll invent something.

You're very educated, you mongrel.

Logo, science, the fruit of the earth.

You remember the story of the religious lesson.

I remember it.

The paradise was floating.

The priest wanted to know about it.

What are you talking about?

It's only for adults.

You're so crazy.

Our computer is capable of...

...adjusting the data in 25 languages at the same time.

Even in Swahili.

Please, Mr. Paul.

Lack of life support...

...which is compensated by dangerous social activities.

If you put make-up on your tic with the magic mountain, it's quite acceptable, Mr. Colleague.

I'm talking about Peter Herzl.

But you were the one who put the boss on the back foot.

I'm not a fool.

That's life.

Castorp leaves Zembrini.

Thomas Mann, gentlemen.

Well, what does the Ministry Office say, dear Steineck?

I was just about to talk to Dr. Flake about that.

The scams must be scrapped.

At the level of a shop thief?

Why don't we feed the Herzl with information?

Exactly. An old recipe of colleague Steineck.

And why should good ideas be put in drawers?

But we don't have him yet.

Gentlemen!

The Herzl.

He is stable enough to take his chance.

The Herzl.

What do you think, Fuhrmann?

He needs a new biography.

Who writes the love story?

Let's buy a left-handed, fast-writing...

Gentlemen!

I beg you!

We bear a great responsibility.

Legal, illegal, whatever.

Don't be such a stop-fish. The story is already a bit twisted.

Ivan! Ivan!

Hi!

Hi! Look, Peter, she's going to the same class as me.

By the way, this is my friend from Germany.

I had to get out naked in the taxi.

Are you coming to McDonald's?

Come on, let's do it right away.

Hurry up!

I'll be right back.

Go! With the ball!

The noble lady has a friend from Germany.

Look, they're leaving.

Why are you such a mean guy?

Why? Or don't you like me?

The first man in a woman's life is important.

Then everyone else gets angry about him.

Heaven, hell, fire!

But you have to be very gentle and soft.

You're a bit of a wimp.

Yes, a marionette.

If you didn't have such a cowardly face, I could even like you.

Edeltraut, that's not how it works!

Grandma was a very decent woman.

She really had it rough with that Nazi bitch.

Except for the trousers.

She was hiding under the roof.

But Karl Marxhoff is kaput!

The people who go to your place all the time.

Just now, they've sneaked up on us again.

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.

So, my darling, do you have any wishes?

I don't need that now.

Play peppermint and curator?

Mutzenbacher!

Don't just sit around! Sit down and get...

...and take out your Cerberus and then you have to say...

...here is the Phaustenpetrus...

...and I come on your lap...

...and then I am...

...I am yours!

Now get down and look who's at the door!

Go!

You are a boring sea pig!

You, you, you!

What does Katja need a doctor for?

She wants to get a doctor.

What does a whore need a doctor for?

For marriage.

Are you crazy?

Who marries a whore?

Peter.

And for that she needs a buffoon.

The buffoon in the betting sport is the judge.

You are well-behaved.

Says the old whore and hangs her syphilis on the balcony.

No time for a well-mannered conversation.

Tell me, Traudl...

...don't you want some sharp baby-bombs?

Baby-bombs?

You can put the ramsch on your hat.

Do you want me to go to the baby-bomb for you?

Oh, hello.

You will be a note.

No, no, you should only observe Katja.

She is a bit too independent for me.

No more problems.

But I want to look at your black mess.

That only goes in men's company.

Do you think I have no friend?

Even a Jew from the first district.

Okay.

He is very sharp.

Okay, I'm not anti-Semite.

But first I need something about Katja.

I'll tell you where.

Well, Lolita...

...in this sense...

...Minuet Hiroshima.

Now I've saved your life.

When did I?

I've saved your life.

Now tell Petrus.

You're not the granny and I'm not the blockhead.

What was I going to say?

As far as the Herzl is concerned,

there are 20,000 marks in it, Mr. Police President.

8,000.

So 18.

A police officer is insulted faster than you can breathe.

But Mr. President, in politics,

I'm a bit like the zookeeper and I know my way around.

The chicks have had a big fight.

Ask your lab rats.

So?

And now they want to know for sure where I got them.

The little rat wants you to be young again.

You didn't have an appetite, did you?

Oh, Kati.

Oh, Kati.

You can't do anything about it.

Do you think I should do it?

Oh, Kati.

You're so silly.

I mean, we were nice.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Rummenigge, if you could stay here,

I'd like to deepen the problem with you.

The heavy responsibility of our profession

does not allow human warming in the working atmosphere.

Excuse me, tea?

Miss Becker!

The straightness of thought lies in tea.

And the truth of the matahari is only known to the boss in the boudoir.

The ideal of the learned man,

who is fearless,

the good, true and beautiful,

who has nothing to hide,

is unfortunately utopia.

I understand you very well, Doctor.

The gentlemen from the Max Planck Institute.

Malven tea, please.

Aren't you going to school anymore?

The school? See what you've become.

And what's that?

The school theatre. Want to play?

Peter Bob, if you're not nice to me, I'll go to the kitchen.

Keep your hand off me, Inspector.

You look like a butcher.

If you weren't a coward and we had some sausages,

you could do it like Mützenbacher.

And if the ceiling falls down, you'll still think of Mützenbacher.

Aid.

Exactly, now you look like an aid from the first district.

This is a safety exercise.

This is a safety exercise.

We warn you of silence and order.

Attention!

Security level 2.

This is a safety exercise.

This is a safety exercise.

We warn you of silence and order.

Attention!

Security level 2.

Come on, you're making a fool of yourself.

Come on, don't be so shy.

And now the map over it.

I want to be there too. Come, sleep with me.

Come to me, Puck.

So, now it's my turn.

I want Peter to come into me.

Listen, you'll have to wait until a woman becomes you.

But I'm a woman, aren't I?

Not quite. First you need to have the first muse.

What do I need?

Your first rule.

But then he'll visit me.

Of course. You're our little shit.

And you have to be there too.

Of course. I have to congratulate you.

And then we'll marry Peter in a big church.

And then he'll never be able to leave.

It's a private ballet. We don't do performances.

Grandpa, that's not how it works.

My name is Oetia Roshima.

The little one and the weird Jew know the word for lottery.

Guests of the house,

category 4.

All attention of the person.

May I ask you for the wardrobe?

Don't make such a sad face, you like it anyway.

Do you know who Kathi is?

Do you think it's Kathi?

Let's leave her alone.

Are you crazy?

Now something exciting is going to happen.

You don't believe in your father like you do in others.

You have a guy living with you.

I hope that's nothing serious.

I'd have to be careful.

You're a piece of shit, Joe.

Your daughter is very excited.

You must have liked today's performance.

You're lying, you pig.

What do you want?

If someone wants to learn to swim, you throw him into the water.

Joe, if you touch the paddle,

you'll easily swim down the Danube.

You always go after the intellectuals.

The little one was here with a Jew.

What did he look like?

What do you think Jews look like?

A little scared.

Are you enjoying yourself?

Then dream of something nice, Dieter.

For the fallen of Verdun.

There's not much going on with Peter, but as a cook you can still keep him.

Come.

Very gently. And you have to think of something nice.

You'll have to knock on your capo's bush a bit.

It's a waste of time.

No one wants anything from you for free.

Nobody gets anything.

It's that simple, if there's even candy.

I'll serve you the heart on a silver plate.

Okay. That's music for my bosses.

I hope it's music for me, too.

I'm losing my best body.

I'm not doing it for a few kilos.

You can be sure of that.

This fish is worth a lot of money.

You will be released and you will get everything.

Friedrich Dürrmann.

If you get your hands dirty, you have to wash them again.

Friedrich Zimmermann.

So you have the heart on the silver tablet, Fuhrmann.

Please, sir, sir.

Do it in Rienstein.

Get in touch with the Ministry of Police.

Get the permission that our people film the environment.

At the arrest.

For our archive.

In the environment of the host, our colleague Fuhrmann is probably better at home.

All you need is love.

I will drive myself.

I will accompany the Chancellor.

When was the appointment?

But if Peter doesn't love me, I'll give him back to you again and again.

Then you don't have to ask Peter if he doesn't love me.

And if he doesn't know?

Then you have to tell him.

Does it hurt very much the first time?

Yes, Puckerl.

You know, it's like a bomb in the mouth.

It's so sweet that you think it's bitter.

But afterwards you can't live without the sugar anymore.

Is it better from behind or from the front?

But you have to hold me if it hurts.

But yes, darling, I hold you and give you a lot of kisses.

And then the night owl comes and you think you're in the dance hall.

And everything, everything is about you.

The people, the garlands.

Everything, everything is about you.

And you can never get enough of that?

Send me a letter when you're done.

Don't be impatient, it's already the last round.

Is that a joke?

We don't have to go to the Neuseetlersee anymore.

We can go on vacation on the shore now.

But of course, Mr. Colleague.

Don't take things so tragically.

So far we've still locked up all of you.

We absolutely have to...

There's never been anything that has come out of this with scruples and complaints.

That's what Walter Goethe said.

And he's usually right.

And our Chancellor, too.

We have to get to a conclusion as soon as possible, Mr. Hofrat.

I understand, I understand.

I can assure you that we will do the most we can

to make the services we are subjected to.

We will raise the bonus to 10,000 marks.

You know who for?

If you've already negotiated with our shadow cabinet,

then we'll go straight to the next one.

But first let's talk a little about television.

They also need a program.

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome from the BRD.

Mr. Chief Executive Officer Dr. Dieter Flake from the office of the AFDU of the BRD

is in Vienna for a meeting with Mr. Hofrat Williwald Zellermeyer.

Pardon, the abbreviation BRD is not quite correct.

That means Federal Republic of Germany.

The...

Excuse me, Mr. Chief Executive Officer Dr. Dieter Flake from the office of the AFDU of the Federal...

Federal Republic.

Federal Republic of Germany.

Look, my muschi.

It's already very wet.

The brüder...

I can do that.

Come on, as long as the cat makes the coffee.

Very briefly, once, please.

Little Redknapp, you can't even stand on your four legs yet.

You're still a fetus.

Fetus.

Of course.

We're all fetuses.

Listen, the coffee...

I'm a fetus, you're a fetus, he's a fetus.

Fetuses of all countries, unite.

And join the abduction club, so that you have a good life. Amen.

To protect your state, the home of the nation,

is the foremost task of all honest democrats.

Their solidarity,

beyond the borders of our friendly home country,

thanks to the selfless and hopeful dedication of all...

all...

We drive that away.

High court, Mr. Federal Attorney,

that the defendant Peter Herzl...

No, that's not good.

The defendant Herzl...

If we, the Office for Anti-Democratic Movement,

manage to defend and protect our liberal democratic constitution

from perpetrators,

yes, from perpetrators of thought,

by beating Herzl,

if we, the AFADU,

still plead for a certain restraint in the punishment measure,

which does not exclude further security...

further security surveillance,

we would like to bring to the court's attention

that the defendant was a great help to the state security agencies

of invaluable value

are his information about those perpetrators

for whose seemingly crimes

the people and the community

have so far lacked credible witnesses.

So this Herzl has even earned himself,

earned for our state,

for the freest there has ever been on German soil,

and for which we feel obligated.

This obligation, ladies and gentlemen,

to accept, to obey,

to accept as love, to realize...

What is it?

Excuse me for the interruption, Doctor, a package for you.

Private.

Security-technically inspected?

Of course. Everything's fine.

Open it yourself.

Help the Lord God to the jump.

The poet has been given it, and my Flackigacki.

What does the case of Duke do?

Heart, heart!

Do you have the boy? Here.

Your bonus as promised.

The ones they peel are a paradise.

Your Ilse.

Soldiers with machine guns, tank wagons and hand grenades, they're coming back.

Go home, you old fool!

Home, who's shooting?

Home, who's shooting?

Home, who's shooting?

Home, who's shooting?

Wait, wait, wait!

No backseat!

No, no, no, no!

No, we're closing!

We're closing!

Police, please! Come!

Mr. Neuffer, Mr. Neuffer, where are you?

The smugglers are looking for a German witness.

An incredibly brutal murderer.

He betrayed his best friends.

He's won a bonus for that.

So help us, Mr. Neuffer.

Come to our police president.

He's got our Charlie.

Such a man has no right to live.

He deserves to be torn out of his skin and stuffed into a mould.

He's going to be pierced.

I don't really know.

I think I've got the hang of it now.

It's so hot down there.

Let's go to the altar.

You're not talking to me.

And then...

to the martyr's death.

You'd better watch how you get on.

I'm drunk! I can't go down anymore!

I'm going home!

You pigs!

My father killed them! Now you're going to shoot me too!

Say, Concati!

I love you.

And if you are all already buried, we still have to live.

But we want that too.