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ready we're ready y'all ain't ready
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you have been charged with first degree
murder armed robbery aggravated battery
what do you have to say for yourself
I'm telling you I
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know
everybody knows it I'm just the sucker
that got stuck with it
you're honor you don't know what it's
like being young
feeling so bright and big and everything
in this town feeling so dirty and small
all the time being hassled by the police
when you didn't do nothing
my masters will never be nothing
and then I'm just like my daddy
except I ain't even got a mustache at
least your goddamn father had a nice
mustache
it got nothing but a fat mouth kid
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wrong when all I get is bad news
so that night
that last bad night the gang goes up to
the roof and gets hooched up just to
feel nothing because it hurts so much
being alive and that Danny he's a bad
apple rotten and wormy
hey you mugs
I got a big idea to get all moneyed up
because I ain't got no scratch
and even Bailey there that night your
honor I was only there because Jackie
thought she might be knocked up and she
begs me to come down and listen to her
Chrome
oh my God some kind of social disease
that made my OG swell all up wake of a
tomato
kid you got a douche with bleach I've
done that but no I can't feel nothing
down there it's probably for the best
yeah hoochie ain't nothing but trouble
anyway
for Jackie one time kahuchi made her
take a baseball bat to Susan mortal's
face hi guys just for looking at
Jackie's day too long
is that a ho ho yep that's well
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Susan lost four teeth including an
incisor of poor Susan poor Jackie too
I can't help herself if she's got a
hoochie like that
I'm lucky my hoochie is real peaceful
like
that's so
I'm sorry urana I mean to get to the
point it's just you know I want you to
know the mitigating circumstances of my
disadvantaged life
including being fatherless and so forth
so that night Denny he wanted some dough
and he didn't care much who's though you
understand and he said to me especially
he said don't be give me no more size
you're in it so listen up I'm good
we're gonna hit that First American Bank
on Peach Street
I got a whole big plan
I'm scared of Danny
Everybody's scared of daddy he's a real
life
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everybody says he keeps his own mod
locked in the cellar and doesn't let her
out except to clean the toilets and make
stew meat only not in that order
you're welcome
can I help you
give me all your dough sister oh boy
okay well how would you like it
put it in a bag
you want it in a sack did you just call
it a set what do you call this
sweetheart
what did you say huh wow you're a prize
nice friend thank you your Bonnie you
must be Clyde
don't remember that
what did you say to me I said you is one
dumb clock
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so now the king's pinning it on me but
it ain't me that did it really you gotta
believe me I'm a real good egg a solid
egg
what will contribute to society and
everything
June Butler you have been delinquent
delinquent to the certain codes of
conduct set forward by Society
delinquent rhymes with cement lint the
link went to a code of conduct which
given specified conditions will be put
forward by all rational people squint
squint squint mint finger fingerprint
thank you
hey Junior what time is it
10 to 12. that's exactly what you'll get
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welcome to Marketa State Prison
where we are committed to reintegrating
our inmates into useful citizens through
penal hardship and science
soap
comb
toothbrush
I ain't done nothing such a trappy
little trout
nobody speaks to the matron unless she
says so and she ain't say so
June Matilda Butler
the name's Juni note turd your name is
two three seven seven you want I can
give an enema settler down not just now
Nancy thank you maybe later I'll have
the glove ready
you've got a tempestuous relationship
with the law young lady let's see
age four assault and battery at Pinky's
happy hot dog shack I'm not giving you
any more pickle relish
run your little grape run I only roughed
up that old battle little with my pellet
gun
she was skimpy with the relish drunk and
disorderly at your own First Communion
body and blood
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joyriding with a notorious biker gang
into the senior prom
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property damage vehicular assault not to
mention Broken Dreams all those Broken
Dreams that was just youthful hijinks
and and caring's on and what now an
attempted bank heist and you're barely
18. you've led a debauche's life filled
with nothing but delinquency
um almost none of that was my fault
really just bad circumstances and
unfortunate role models and whatnot
oh
my life I'm an innocent bunny surrounded
by snarling slobbering wolves sharks and
snakes and all they want is to devour me
I ain't got nothing but my sweet funny
face and my attractive bunny tail to
keep from being eaten
I'm here because of wolves matron indeed
oh yeah Miss matron
if you have my ex
can I have it back you can't have no
weapons in here fish can't even have no
real Forks you monsters gotta cut
through your Meats with your claws in
your teeth like real animals oh I don't
mean that I don't have a real ax I used
to have a gun and a super nice
switchblade with my initials engraved on
it but I was talking about my ukulele
I used to be in an all-girl band to the
honey pots
you've probably heard of us
we've really swung
I'll just die without my music June
Matilda Butler you have been tried and
found guilty you have no rights here
unless I give them to you
whatever you were before is over now
forward
oh miss matron it's just a ukulele music
is wholesome turn
and I know some super nice songs about
Jesus
Jesus likes ukuleles
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and all bad kittens go down
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you have excellent
teeth
oh thanks a bunch it's real swell having
a winning smile you want them I can pull
them out for you no matron please don't
take my teeth thank you Nancy your most
efficient and thoughtful
but I won't be requiring her teeth
not just yet anyway
here at Marketa State Prison we house
some of the most dangerous women in the
world
Lois milkwood murderer
Peggy Djokovic thief and murderer
Barbara Winchester cannibal
Victoria Woodburn pyromaniac
Janine soklow acts murderer
just to name a few
these women are caged like animals
because they are animals today you
become part of my human Zoo
if you're a good dog and
roll over
I will make your stay bearable
but if you bark and bite like a rabid
dog I will bring you to heal
sure I'll be a real good dog
like a well-trained schnauzer
oh I think I'm like a schnauzer
around the eyes especially
you may have your ukulele
since the most matron of you just a doll
a true doll perhaps your music will calm
the other inmates You'll Play it in our
annual talent show our lady criminals
are very talented last year the sniper
in cell 4 juggled a dozen prison issue
soap bars and a jug of the Laos such fun
remember Nancy
sure maitre them snipers got real fast
reflexes oh I bet on account
assassinations are real tricky I bet
killing from a distance with a
high-powered rifle is just as hard as
can be such a yep or I'll pull out all
your prettiest teeth then you won't be
such a cute little lap dog Nancy please
show June to herself
June I want you to think hard about your
crimes
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okay
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just better get your nose all clean get
yourself performed kill real reforms
already golly I'm turning over new
leaves and everything oh
can't
come on let's go meet your best new pal
inmate number 1911. maybe you could do
some tricks for hello Vicky
hiya Vicky
play nice
well look at this fish
looks like I caught myself a real-life
carp
I think I'm more of a pet goldfish you
know what will look pretty in your fish
tank yeah you look small like a bottom
feeder to me oh I don't want no trouble
too late dolly so what's your story
entertain me
oh it's a real big mistake some real bad
fellas pinned a whole story on me on
account I'm so small and helpless
I ain't killed nobody or nothing
just a little
stabbing and shooting what anybody would
have done
well maybe you ain't such a little fish
sounds like you're a big
bad shark
ain't no fish you're here
because I didn't do nothing
oh that's my ukulele on I kind of I'm a
rock and roll singer
you ever really swung
oh sure
my life's been nothing but one big song
and dance
oh don't forget get sore
I'll play in my new song I was working
on it in my head the whole time during
my trial all the time the judge was
yakking on about morals and society and
not shooting bank tellers in the throat
all the time I was thinking what rhymes
with delinquent
squint kind of does
anyhow here's a song about how eyes
double crossed
we was all in here together
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double cross with friends like that you
don't need enemies
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no matter what that match my
fingerprints
I'll just like
to active
double cross with friends like that you
don't need enemies
alive that ain't right
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double crossed with friends like that
you don't need enemies
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what do you think
that wasn't half bad little minnow
maybe you'd be all right
hey what's with all these pictures of
this old bet that's my ma what gave me
pictures of her fainted face during my
trial so I'd remember how nice home was
lots of daddies and a smack in the mouth
for Juni if she got in the way of Ma's
next sap
sure miss Ma she was a sweetheart yeah
she looks like a real doll
she had new teeth she'd be a dead ringer
for my Rottweiler what I had as a kid
God missed that dog she had moxie
yeah
sweet or ma miserable cow what kind of a
ma gets on the stand and says my baby
daughters are delinquent
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and a bad egg
just so she don't get thrown in the
clinker too
ain't no loyalty
I never saw that gun or that money or
nothing I was duped yeah I know and I
never said no house is on fire just to
watch some pretty Flames either
victims of a bunch of rats
just your own Ma
chin up kid
yeah take this candy bar what I stole
off the Strangler and sell nine
swell
and every girl what's brave enough to
steal candy from a Strangler
we're going to be the best prison Pals
ever
I'll knock it off Seth give me a pain in
the ear
it's a baby killer sure don't like
raisins
what you looking at
not much don't stare like that somebody
cut your face off
the cheapest I need my face I bet no
sure
let me have a raisins she ain't gonna
use what I mean no no luck doll see
she's fishing out all the raisins to
make fine prison wine but don't worry so
am I so Junie You're Gonna Save all your
bread you're gonna put it all in our
piss pot let it get moldy which since it
already is ain't no trick
then we're gonna let it sit in the John
and in a month we'll be drunk as skunks
every stinking day
Vicky I don't think I could drink hoot
straight from the crapper while you eat
this crap and it's actual crap straight
from the matron scrapper
you know I think it is really
don't eat the pudding
gee Vicky you sure are smart you know
everything
yeah I know everything everything about
being bad oh I don't think you're all
bad
and anyway it's a real bad world out
there ain't it we didn't make it that
way
that's the truth kitten
hey give me your raisins
anyway you gotta watch out though the
Strangler and cell nine went deaf the
last time we made this stuff and she
tried to strangle me in the shower good
thing I keep a shave in my hair dude
because now that [ __ ] is deaf and blind
in one eye what are you looking at
absolutely nothing what
oh
foreign
she was greedy I bet
are you girls
you must be the new kid I'm Peggy
you gonna eat that oh no go ahead I
think it's spinach but it might be a
pork chop it's awful nice to meet you so
where's your Sidekick oh no it's ain't
no sidekick of mine she just the pill
Papa got stuck in my cell
she's sleeping off the shakes I told the
matron she has Lady pains oh those can
be real serious I got a cousin had lady
pain so bad she stabbed her old man 27
times
she felt bad afterwards but it was the
cramping that made her do it plus he run
around on her a little you don't run
around on a lady what's bleeding and got
a knife ain't wise you got a sweetheart
out there waiting for you what got the
bun in your oven I got all sorts of mugs
on the outside for messing around but I
don't remember none of them knocking me
up
yeah lots of ladies don't remember all
that kind of fuss I would have
remembered on account I got a keen
member
you got to in my line I've been trained
up by my mom for swiping and stashing
valuable since I've been small and I
knows right when I'm supposed to have
been making this fat mess I was on the
job real busy rolling some senior
citizens for their trinkets
them all people are mean one day he sees
a mark a real pruney old-timer wearing
fancy pantsuit that's swell shoes
hey pops he's slow as a dying Turtle
what I figure I can steal them shoes get
my hand in I said hey what do you want
what I wanted was to get me a permanent
wave that would look real good on you
yeah
the face for it
anyway somebody else give me your shoes
Old Timer my shoot
just then School Bus full of stinkers
side swipes me
what the hey
watch where you're going
she gone and dented my boss
dumb bad luck
all them screaming Brad said I murdered
the old time and they shoved me in this
Zoo
sneaks learn some real good skills in
here though I got big big plans anyway
all that going on I didn't have no time
for making no babies could be that baby
is a miracle like Sunday school Jesus
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my mom was
was a total virgin
actually let me check on something did
anyone up here order a baby
I'm sorry
no one up here ordered a baby
so if you can just run along there's
nothing to see here
except maybe my chest here
my bad
I got a real sweet deal in here anyhow
demetrian gives me extra slop and no
scrubbing the crappers all I do is she
sticks some needles in me and she plugs
my head into a machine once a week to
test the lump I don't mind I like being
unconscious
when this luggage is delivered she said
she's going to sell it to some decent
law-abiding citizens and I'll be free of
this dump it sure is Big well there
might be more than one in there
where
we hear it making a kissing noise
yelping well maybe the Daddy's like a
Pit Bull or a snake could be I mean you
ain't real discriminate oh you think
you're a comedian Vicky but you're as
funny as a rotten rat or whatever's in
there I bet it's real nice
I feel it yeah
jeepers
I think it punched me yeah it'll do that
it ain't no [ __ ]
oh here comes a mess I ain't staying the
cleanup see you around girls
she owes me money I ain't no Santa Claus
pills to no good like it's Christmas I
want my money
wow wow wow
gross the juicy tuna crawl back into
your whole Janine Junior ain't your type
she's still alive and got all the parts
play nice Vicky
I didn't kill all those people on
purpose like I told the judge and acts
as slippery and uncertain
it could have fallen anywheres on
anybody
Judy don't listen to this terrible girl
I think he's a real criminal type it's
real nice to meet you Janine and nice to
meet you too
I'm Barbara don't talk none after she
ate them Girl Scouts she ate her own
tongue too
the dessert
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gee it's real awful about your tongue
Barbara that ain't so bad right Barbara
but around here what I say goes so she'd
almost need to say nothing
die fishes
yeah I mean she ain't a real good
speller but show them what you're good
for Barbara
Barbara you got a lot of talent like an
audience to something or a goat
States in canes and trash too bad Bob or
don't eat real trash we'd be rid of your
mug gym I don't know who you calling
trash fire bug
if I wasn't a lady what's got Madness
and was going to get out of here on real
good behavior soon I'd have Barbara here
carve you up like a chicken dinner
we're all just victims of fate and and
Injustice and a cruel world we gotta
stick together
Vicky has been real swell she's showing
me the ropes and and she showed me the
showers and even she had her soap I bet
she did I think he's a real Giver
she shows all the girls the shower shut
your fat trap Jimmy watch yourself or
I'll slice up your lips and serve him to
Barbara she likes people meet
hey Junie
if you ever want to go clam digging let
me know I'll let you borrow my shukka
Janine
here
that's real genuine of Janine to offer
to take me digging
yeah there's a lot of shellfish in this
puddle Junie but they all gone bad hmm
the crabs
we still get those real easy
too bad
I love a juicy clam
really
me too
it's real peachy to see you Ma you look
swell you look like a [ __ ]
prison guard don't do nothing for you
you bring the smokes what I asked for
and the snacks he can make a lot of Pals
in here with a moon pie and his eggnog
yeah I bet you've already got a lot of
Pals in here he's already real popular
with garbage and bums I've always been
real popular with lots of people on
account I got a sunny disposition and a
Wardrobe full of tight sweaters I tried
to raise you up class
I never wanted no brat to feed but I
give you a nice life I tried to learn
you up good I gave you my youth and my
wisdom
this world is full of
rat eat them
don't you go trust them no regular rats
with say pretty words it gives you
pretty smiles
they open your veins up what we're
feeding their rat friends
Love Is for Suckers and sacks and Mark
they'll never get caught in a lot
you ain't listening to nothing
I'll give you everything
what do I get for it
nothing but Chase
what what could you been like that good
girl across the street Jenny pinkers
what was wool eyed she ain't done
nothing but pray and wash your hands she
never once showed up at the play yard
with a bottle of vodka or sold her
Underpants for smokes
that truck didn't even stop and all them
people never got them cupcakes
I bet she regrets all that crap now that
she's dead I wish it had been you gee ma
better dead in the street covered in
icing than in a dump like this you don't
know how it's been for me
anyway you didn't like any of them
Neighbors anyway
good job we're not doing nothing
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foreign
churched
oh
really
I thought all that was for suckers I got
religion and I got me a man
yeah
you gotta SAP with a whole mess of dough
because I could use a few bucks for
making friends
I think that kind of man this is
business
yeah what I said
SAP with dough business
I want to sell juny's story as a
best-selling dime novel
you want to have a go mister
it's best if you're all respectable and
Jesus loving that way it's more tragic
that your only child is deadbeat praise
him
so I've been churching I know all you
gotta do
which you owe me on account of my
suffering
I don't know oh come on what's the
matter
you're already a criminal and a menace
and a [ __ ] what difference it make
what's in it for you
can homages lover Juni gee my guess
but I don't think he should call the
book bad Juni born for sin that don't
make me sound nice at all oh put your
sniping you gotta read it just sign on
page five
holy moly
Keisha wants to pay out a lot of claims
and it says here all these clams go
right to you though well sure I mean you
can't use the dough in this place I'm
Gonna Keep it for you really yeah and
then when you get out
you and me we's gonna be a real family
just like before
huh
I must be remembering it different
ain't nothing like a Mars love for her
baby ain't nothing truer than a Ma's
love for her baby sure
I ain't gonna sign it though it don't
feel right
you don't care if I suffer
of course I do
I care no you don't don't you lie to me
I know when you're lying I had taught
you don't you try to shine me on you
wouldn't even squeeze out a tear for me
if I was lying get it or did you got a
little hard of course I do but you're
not dead and you're not in a ditch so
what am I crying for you look fine but I
ain't fine a little do that
I mean what's going to happen to me how
am I gonna make it out there in the
meeting streets I don't know what to
take care of me you'd let me starve your
own mom I got this big opportunity for
us to make some real dough and you won't
care at all if I just did
don't you worry and I'm dead and gone
you don't have to worry
Crepes Mom all right all right I'll sign
the papers
good
I bet you this oh a Bible yeah you read
it every day
right now
holy moly
this helps them suckers what helps
themselves I learned that church
see
thanks Ma I don't like that matron
either
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cockroaches get your lips off while
you're sleeping your daddy had eyes like
that shiny cockroach eyes
which Daddy had eyes like that
all of them
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do you have a an eight
what's that smell like a dead trout
oh hello Vicky I see you bringing your
new pet
looks like you're losing your shirt Oh
you mean the game you girls want in
Barbara here cheats but ain't nobody
want to see her in a skivvies anyway
but you Joni
I'd make sure you lost and won
if you get my meaning
it's a double meaning oh gee well we
ain't here for no games Janine we got
Hooch to trade
what we made in the crapper turned out
real nice don't taste much like rapper
we also got this real nice quality nudie
magazine what I found in the library
behind some books about farm animals
there's a real good one about baby lambs
anyway that only has five stains in it
not in the important parts
oh a shopper well let me open the
general store for you
see with the smuggling Ferry bring us
what's in your price range
a couple of half smoke smokes
picture of a cat wearing a dress
oh
can of cheese
and a chocolate ball what's got nuts in
it we didn't need any of that trashinene
where's the real Goods oh you ain't got
the scratch for the real merchandise
unless you want to sell something bigger
did you know that uh before I was locked
up in the pen I was the Snake Queen for
the 53rd rattlesnake roundup
got something
it was
you know the first thing you got to do
to be head and skin a Western
Diamondback is you gotta don't pop the
bladder with the machete that gets messy
you know it's not like the muskrats
Canon Festival back in Maryland where
the beauty pot and the skin and pot is
separate you got to be a real knockout
and you got to be able to get a snake
lucky I was killing for years plus I got
the Gams and the jugs so I won but then
they went and found some human heads
under my porch so they took my crown hey
I earned that crown with my machete in
my tit oh really that was real hard on
me what are you doing later
25 to 30 years later
this way man
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but I got regrets about not killing
people smarter
regret all that I mean she says that's
not the same thing as being sorry but I
am
I'm real sorry I didn't lock up the
basement better and had all those bodies
better but I was just a kid
I wasn't thinking
you know if I had my way now that I know
more
I probably had the bodies under the
cement or you know boil them down
I got more ideas now sad
you sure is a sensitive gal
I like that
I like that you got all your teeth
I like your tasty cream puff you have
Vicky
give me a couple of licks and maybe we
can make a deal
I might have a box of matches I know you
like them pretty Flames Junior ain't for
sale we'll keep our Hooch well
suit yourself chump
during you think about my deal
you'll come around
the pretty fish always do
I get all the Finer Things here right
Barbara
huh
keep your claws away from Junie
keep yapping trout someday soon you'll
be eating up by all them sharks in the
water I'll be seeing you Jimmy
thanks Vicky you're real swell
too bad we didn't get no nothing for our
coach though uh we got what we came for
and that pig was sniffing around I
snatched up a lighter and that I'm level
duster and a shank you're a real
sweetheart
that's so much smarts
I ain't really got smarts
I got other things though
don't you think
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yes Matrix I don't mean to interrupt
whatever it is you're doing over there
just a moment yeah
yes Nancy
I don't like the smell of this new fish
June Butler yeah she won't Rubble me
right
I've seen a type before she's a killer
shark what looks like a kitten
she don't fool me she's a reprobate
like all of our ladies here Lawless and
without honor yeah she more repubated
than some of them she's sneaky like
and I don't like them sneaky types they
make me get a hot itch
you remember Marjorie mintons what we
had in here what suffocated all her
husbands while they were sleeping of
course
everyone loved Marjorie
she had such a gentle quiet way
yeah
everybody sure liked Marjorie
sweet as milk
you awake
until she suffocated a cell mates just
for fun
she was very sorry afterward after she
and I had our special talk
she was sneaky like like that Juni the
prettiest ones is always the ugliest
inside
I want you to know I'm keeping that Juni
in my sights she ain't gonna open a lion
lips for the lie cause I'll be listening
cheek on a shifter Shifty eyeballs
cause I'll be eyeballing the back
but with Mo eyeball
any move she making imma pounce on her
like a wolf
like a cheetah
like half cheetah half wolf
you ain't got nothing to worry about
I come to tell you that nature
I know Nancy I always appreciate your
attention to detail
I have a little something for you
happy birthday Nancy
yes I did
oh God Lee matron matching sweaters for
me and all my Dobermans
the girls look swell
gee
I hope they fit I know they're getting
so big and ferocious oh they kill us
they are
they love killing things them ladies
they'll squeeze into these just perfect
well I I hope so I crocheted them with
my hook
cheapest Matrix
thanks again
it really means something
maybe just the best birthday gift ever
you're welcome Nancy
Nancy
don't worry about June
she will learn
they always do
Bob
seen you here and I thought that Bob is
a deep pool above still Fountain you
know a mystery
I thought maybe you'd want this uh zagna
what my mom brung me
it's real swell to eat something that
don't taste like feet
oh no offense on a counter u8 feet and
liked it I guess
okay
I guess people are always uh asking you
all the time about eating up other
people and I don't mean to pry none I
guess I'm just wondering too about
taste and texture details
I will
huh
I would have thought that eyeballs taste
like oysters although I guess it don't
surprise me none I never did like
oysters I only had them once but it made
me puke for three days I could never be
a very good cannibal I got a delicate
stomach
you know
everybody around here is real scaredy
you want to kind of eating people
they say you're a monster
but but
I ain't stand for that because I can see
it you're no monster you're regular like
anybody else
and I for sure got a healthy respect for
your killing abilities
but we've all done things that
not everybody understands I mean
everybody would kill somebody if they
could and get away with it
I mean I think deep down
you've got to be sweet
I sense that about you I bet you're a
real kitten on the inside
oh
did you just eat your own finger
um
I bet you feel real bad about that now
I bet you feel real bad about them Girl
Scouts too I bet you regret that real
bad
well still I like you Bob
you girls got to help me what was what's
eating you you look like you've been
chewed up and spit out
no offense Barbara I've seen some I seen
some so bad you know I hear that
Janine's been looking for you she's
itching for that money what you owe if I
was you I'd make like a fat lip and
split I was in the infirmary on account
I'm sick I was looking for medicine I
found that I was you mug I've been sick
my whole life I got no Mama no rotten
Daddy what left me she's disappeared
like smoke you took himself in all the
kitchen knives and he rode out of town
oh no good crumb bum and I could have
been a good girl if I hadn't been
orphaned and and I still done nothing
but be upstanding and regular and it
don't matter because they stuffed me in
this hole all because
I needed some little blue pills
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oh hey is that a tuba I played one of
those in high school yeah yeah
um uh good I have a pickup for milkwood
Lewis Thorazine Valium and chlorohydrate
lithium
dude don't forget the lithium
lady paints
I've already made it up right here
huh
oh
it says the doctor does not approve and
your insurance claim has been denied
must be a mistake no no there is no
mistake that's impossible it is very
clear both denied
um well I don't need I just I want to
um I'm I'm casual it's not even it's not
a you're not saying it well I what
is that it doesn't you don't seem like
you need drugs I just I need no I'm
wicked we could we could
were you an athlete in high school women
aren't athletes go ahead oh you're gonna
wait are you crying like a woman does
just here just grab it go ahead
did you steal it off a Drifter excuse me
right here you know what you should get
pregnant or be a typist or a teacher
that is not a tuba
[Applause]
my whole life have been some kind of
sick ain't nothing help but pills and
powders and then bottles of Mother's
happy Health tonics what I needs ah you
lucks don't know nothing about Royce
you gotta stop bawling you're gonna get
yourself in a jam you got hysterics real
bad no
I seen Peggy yeah is she having babies I
wanted to see them before they got sold
oh babies that just swell any kind of
babies yeah well that's the bad part
these these babies are Peggy's they're
right
well all babies look like boiled cabbage
when they come out
no
it was real wrong
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[Applause]
foreign
we gotta do something
Lois I had a pal back home and at a
sixth grade birthday sleepover she drank
a whole bottle of booze what her uncle's
made in the basement with antifreeze now
my pal thought that I was dancing
rabbits trying to eat her
I wasn't
some real runs going on I tell you you
kids got to help me these pills are
doing a number on you Lois why don't you
go back to your cell and put your head
between your knees well no
what are you mugs doing well hey Janine
uh we used to conversing you know Bob
here she's real swell don't nobody
appreciate her swellness
and Lois ain't feeling so good
I bet she ain't I've been keeping an eye
out for you Lois you hurt my feelings by
avoiding me
I thought we was Pals
yeah sure we is we was we used she I I I
I I I I
um and and and I got your money well
that's swell news now we're best Pals
hand it over oh I I got it on me
um but I got oh I no it's not I don't
keep them in there actually it's not in
there either that nope not back there
but but it's it's coming I got a fella
on the outside
he's real gone on me and he says I'm
bringing you the money next time I get
visiting privileges on account of
wanting to maybe marry you even take
care of all your medicine needs
gee that's sweet love is sweet
but I've been hearing that sweet story
for three weeks
and I think maybe you're trying to con
me is you trying to get smart and call
me Louis no no I wouldn't do that this
sap he's got a lot of money and um his
his his old man is owns three donut
shops you take me for some kind of Mark
some kind of Sucker oh
oh well I smell a con
yeah
you ain't got no sweetheart what kind of
Donut King would want to have some lousy
pill Papa like you
you only dough Lois
and you're gonna pay up nobody steals
from me
I'm good for it I'll get the dough oh
yeah yeah you ain't he ain't though you
ain't good for it
go on Barbara teach Lois a lesson
show us so she'll learn good I want to
learn I don't like learning
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oh my God
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[Applause]
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for pink sticks girls why you gotta make
a mess
saw anything huh
bums come on Lois
Stitch you up at the infirmary matrons
ain't gonna like this no no
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gotta eat me
gee whiz Barbara I ain't never seen
nothing like that
that'll teach that pill Papa don't
nobody try to Moonlight me
yeah you know she better learn right but
next time Barbara's gonna rip that fat
mouth of hers off the you know what she
pops the pills with
oh gee that made me kind of hungry oh
you want this sagna what my mom bring me
you're a real small kid Junie
we're gonna be great Pals
come on kiddo you got work detail in
three minutes
I'll be seeing you pal yeah I gotta go
gals
they give me work in the laundry
if you're late they make you scrub out
Janine's unmentionables it takes hours
to get that stink out shut your fat trap
rat Barbara's always hungry
ain't that right Barbara
hi
you like her
I know we could share
hello is this the Tannery
yes I'm looking for some metallic
leather straps with spikes
any metal we'll we'll do well the
stronger the better
that's right
yes I'll hold
oh look here it's the pretty fish
how you like imprison life
well sucks I miss waffles how's your
best pal Vicky Vicky she's swell
she's more than a peach she's a plum you
know she knows how to say I'll cut you
in Mandarin
her last cell mate was a Chinese
poisoner
nobody knows what happened to men
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one day she's teaching the baby killer
to read pill bottles in the prison
infirmary that room
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oh that's what that is
so when you're supposed to feel this
okay I'm just gonna give you
anything
no I'm gonna take them all really
not familiar
refill
lithium is that good
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I feel good
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next day
they find her foot in the first aid case
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you better watch your back I think he's
a snake
bad
she's real good on the inside I can see
it
sometimes
looking at her and she's so pretty
she makes my stomach turn inside out
first couple times I thought it was the
trots but now
I think maybe it might be love
same thing princess they both rip your
insides out no
after a while you can get over the
troughs
love makes you feel funny all the time
Vicky ain't got no time for me
She's So Sophisticated she's a woman of
the world
I ain't never been nowhere done nothing
except stealing cars
well there was this one time I did let
Carl Trenton go up my blouse in his
Chevy
for science
it was real boring
but he seemed to like it
he kept telling me
could I eat a cigarette
but it was the only thing keeping me
awake I guess I'm unnatural I keep
thinking if Vicky felt me up in a car
she wouldn't smell like lunch meat
she wouldn't keep talking my cousin Tina
brazier
French kisser Bulldog for a nickel
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that's because Vicky's so classy
she sure is a real stand-up Dame the
Vicky ain't no swell
she's been around the block and she's a
chewed up piece of meat
she ain't like me I'm a real someone
around the pen
I got connections a girl like me could
set you up real pretty you could be
eating all the waffles you want
and other things
you could be eating all kinds of tasty
pastries
I'm not just a pretty face
I'm excellent tits too
Steve Janine everybody knows you're a
whole lot of pretty for sure
but I think my heart's all swole up for
Vicky
I'm not a girl used to hearing no
I wouldn't want to mess up that pretty
little mouth
but maybe you didn't hear me right the
first time I said I wanted you little
cuttlefish I'm the queen of this hole
and all the holes in this hole
hey scram
when I say swim goldfish you swim got it
I say I want you as my tasty snack so
nobody else gets to eat you understand
get your paws off me Janine ain't
nobody's snack cake yeah what well if
you'll box your reason you cow you
really think vicki'll die for you little
cupcake
is that a really worth getting your
throat slipped while you had to ripped
off your skullful
sure I bet
it takes your claws off Juni you muck
you got nothing but talk Vicky I'll
shove your tits right down your throat
too bad just stink is stronger than your
fists
Come a Little Closer
satisfying to watch your head crack open
and all you know brains fall out not
your name
the only muscle you got is between your
legs
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[Applause]
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oh
this ain't over Becky as soon as I get
my ear pop back on I'm coming for you
[Music]
foreign
you saved my life
yeah ain't nothing
he was like a superhero like Superman or
the Green Lantern or something only if
there was a lady and in prison for
Austin
I don't know what would have happened if
you hadn't come in and rescued me Janine
would have made you her old lady
I hear she's got some real petite
particular ways of
a lot involving lunch
Molly that ain't sanitary yeah she's a
Pig
yes I thought maybe she was nice I was
giving her a chance
because
just because you kill people with an ax
don't mean you're bad all the way I mean
maybe you didn't mean to none or maybe
those people need it
he's not a nice ex murderer at all
not like you Vicky
the whole time that she was pushing up
on me I told her I could never be
romantic with her how could I
when I got such big love for you
know you just feeling loving on account
and we punched the teeth out together
it's natural it don't mean nothing no it
ain't that it ain't like that it ain't
blood lust or nothing
I felt that before
one time in sixth grade I knocked a wind
at a mid bunt watch you're nothing but
trash uni Matilda Butler your mom gets
naked for anybody who got dollar to
boost her up that ain't nice and it's
all lies my mom always charged eight
dollars that she never got naked for
less than 10.
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very impressive ladies
smell like dog food later I let Sam
binkins lift up my sweater
but it was just the blood talking
it don't mean nothing
I never even liked Sam binkins
I don't feel like that for you at all
you can lift anything you want on me
anytime my feelings are deep and real
and whether we're covered up in bits of
Janine's ear or not
still feel it
being around you
is like falling into a
warm black hole
a warm
wet hole
a warm wet hole knock it off kid
I don't stand for that much
look you're a swell girl and you got a
lot of charms but I don't go in for
Dames no more
this ghost is just a nice fight waiting
to happen and then when you all sliced
up for them they leave you some mug
what's got a steady job and and all the
time setting things on fire
they got no loyalty I got loyalty Vicky
can't you feel
you feel can't you feel all that
loyalty
[Music]
seem off a while yeah everybody says
that
plus I'm real flexible
and I got a tongue like a water snake
[Music]
Nancy
knew if I follow the smell of fresh
blood I'd get my answers
oh look at that could you rap Janine she
bled all over my tits oh that blood will
come right out just mix it with some
warm water and ammonia you just don't
want it to set you don't want to stain
zip it fish oh shut your mouth permanent
ain't no surprise to No One Vicky that
you're the Mastermind to this crime she
ain't done nothing I said stop it pigeon
I seize what I cease come here you
[ __ ] in your hairdo
a chain in your brazier
pipe bomb in your underpants
the matron is going to be real
disappointed in you
come on Vicky
you're gonna get some Rehabilitation
from the matron
God
no Nancy
don't take Vicky she was just defending
me and saving my virtue besides Janine
ain't dead or nothing she's still got
the good part of Maria the whole what
she hears out you don't fool me I seen
your type before
oh good smells and
soft fingers
but underneath your stinking trash ain't
nothing you can say to me baby face
the matron is going to reform Vicki real
good
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Vicky
I'm deeply disappointed to see you you
and me both Mason such a yacht mutt for
our muzzle yeah Vicky here at Marketa
women's prison I pride myself on our
lady criminal and degenerate women
rehabilitation program
I have released 140 women into the
workforce women like you murderers
thieves women of questionable virtue
after my rejuvenating treatments they
have all become moral citizens
my ladies have careers why some of my
lady criminals are employed as research
subjects in state sanitariums and some
even provide janitorial services for
multinational industrial Hog Farms think
of that
you will leave my prison changed
Victoria
changed and ready to Aid your country I
ain't gonna live in a loony bin a
cleanup after bacon lady
so just put me in the hole and let's get
it done with I got a good choke chain I
male ordered it top of the line real
quality I could strangle up a little no
Nancy
thank you Nancy
you're always so lovely and thoughtful
I'm going to make a special note in your
file
now today I'd like to try out our new
laboratory equipment
got it all hooked up for you is matron
not his wise and thingamajigs I was so
disappointed in that Atomic lobotomizer
we ordered from Sweden last summer it
just melted men right down
you remember men the Chinese poisoner
don't you Vicky
you take me here
oh oh yeah here here
not to heaven but
I'm sorry but I had no idea what you
were talking about
foreign
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she was a real swell kid
real secret of life but never once did
she try to offer me to steal my smokes I
knew the baby killer wouldn't have done
her in
the baby kennel loves everybody
except for babies yes I've been doing
cleansing restorative treatments for
years
I've had successes
but science is a Fickle mistress and
some dismemberment is to be expected
get me the helmet Nancy
no
no see that it's not supposed to fit
Loosely according to the manual
yeah
now I press this little silver buttons
and all your defilements and filth will
be wiped clean
don't you want to be clean to look out
into the world and see open faces
welcoming hands the calm quiet of
ordinary
don't you want to wash off the bad smell
the smell of your disease and perversion
you could have a husband and a waffle
iron
sleep all of the time
sleep with your eyes wide open
when she wakes up she'll be like a baby
lamb is her head supposed to be leaking
like that
it doesn't say in the booklet does it
nah you want us to drag her back to
herself
not just yet let's let her drain a bit
Down Nancy
would you like a muffin
I keep some in my desk for just such a
moment
science is taxing sure
would you assist me
did I ever tell you the story of my
stump Nancy no matron I'll even notice
you're crippled on a couch you got such
a swell on the arm thank you Nancy
it happened when I was a girl
my mother died when I was eight of
Melancholia
and advanced gum disease
I have one last thing to impart
before my impending doom
please
floss
my father owned a chemical company that
made industrial solvents so
I was raised by my nanny
zwilder
swilde spoke very little English and was
prone to rashes
she tended to me while father traveled
the world
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I had no friends except swilde and she
was far too itchy to play Candyland
you have made it to the peppermint
Forest move your game piece
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it's real tragic
yes
then what happened
well then some years later after a very
successful trip to India where father
mined for sulfur in the native temples
he gifted me my monkey
Tammy
Tammy was a beautiful soft brown monkey
with eyes like an otter Tammy was my
only childhood friend
I dressed her as a glamorous lady in a
sapphire blue evening gown
in lavender chiffon and an opera cake
she was such a beautiful monkey
we loved each other
every night she slept curled against my
neck
I preened her fur for nits and she
clicked her teeth soothingly into my ear
[Music]
would you like some formage Tammy
[Music]
then one balmy summer day
swilde was covering her flaking skin
with Calamine and Tammy was eating her
usual breakfast of wolf spiders and grub
worms she seemed seem happy
she seemed so happy
I got you a brand new Snow Leopard coat
Tammy I can't wait to see you put it on
[Music]
foreign
I said I bought you a coat Tammy
you are a very naughty monkey and should
be punished
there'll be no flinging feces of the
kitchen staff until you shape up
then
I'm simply urinated unsweilder
suddenly she was on me
[Music]
a monkey she's sinking into my shoulder
I felt heat and then blackness
when I woke up
I had no arm just an empty sleeve
I convalesced and learned to use my hook
[Music]
Tammy wanted to be free
she wanted to wear turbans and roll on
the south lawn but I had learned a
little something
I had learned what we all must learn
from monkeys and degenerate women like
Vicky
wild animals must be caged they must be
caged and controlled they can never be
trusted never loved unless
we can cure them
science
does it hurt much yeah it stings it
stings
interestingly Tammy's urine completely
cured swilde of her terrible itch
father began harvesting and packaging it
as a cream
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until her death
I used Tammy's urine cream on my Eczema
every day
still we mustn't get soft with old
memories
Tammy died pacing in a cage
just as the animals here will die in
their cages yeah we gotta keep them
burning in their traps or else they be
spreading disease everywhere unless we
help them
and we are we are helping them Nancy
you know them fancy big Deals they come
in to visit the prison next week
they'll be real impressed
maybe you get an award for smarts
to serve humanity is its own reward
someday using science We Will Conquer
evil and unwholesomeness and filth
until then
we must remember those ladies are wild
animals and be ever Vigilant against our
own soft hearts
another muffin Nancy
hey Vicky you don't look so swell what'd
you do to her she's all right say
something
you're red you take her
that chunky stuff's running out of her
ears is sticking to my uniform
and that keeps a real neat uniform
Vicky
oh Vicky
I'll fix you up
don't you worry we'll get you fixed up
with this one time
when I was in the first grade
I got shot stealing a bottle of whiskey
from the old lady what ran the corner
store
it hurt pretty bad
and I bled through my best winter coat
but it was for my sweet old mom for
Pearl Harbor Day
she was real appreciative
on a county nobody loved whiskey or Hate
Old People more than my mom
and then she sang me a song about making
them crumb bums pay
fixed me right up
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on account there ain't no better
medicine
than revenge
friends and me we had so many good times
Robin liquor stores and starting fires
guess I should have known that the party
wouldn't last
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solid brick and nothing much to do but
said anything
thank you
and nowadays I find that those friends
are often on my mind when I get out the
first thing I'll do is
[Music]
today
you are now I hope you have
I hope you're luck great big barrel of
fun
don't you waste a minute
[Music]
be wise to betrayed
[Music]
thank you
Jenny
oh thank you
I knew you get woke up
you're gonna be all right
you see you lost some brain
and since he was only medium smart to
start with that's a real long thing
what did he do
I know she is still in place
let me check
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rubs in
[Music]
dreams and opens the skies
I realized
losing it all and build your eyes and
through
all this far
[Music]
fall
in me
breathe me into your skin
[Music]
the pulse of your glowing Embrace and
through all this fog we shout to each
other with love
[Music]
oh my
[Applause]
[Music]
God
we gotta quit this place in fast uni
that made Trent's gonna murder us
[Music]
[Applause]
thank you
[Music]
foreign
I hope that Postman handled my packages
of care I don't like to think about that
man putting his hands all on your
personal correspondence
oh this package came too it looks
foreign
look from France I ordered it for our
talent show gee that's real class ain't
nobody gonna be watching them monsters
when they see you got this snazzy glove
on
Nancy remove your hands from my
artificial limb
oh Jimmy matron I'm sorry I didn't I
didn't mean to get out I wasn't trying
to do nothing get out
get out
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foreign
cake the strangle is my brunga it was an
ice box
I pulled out the Crowbar she baked in
the middle you want to slice
it's got buttercream frosting
I know don't fix what I did
make what I've done any better but
if you want
you should punish me
I got a real fear of spiders
and I'm allergic to peanut butter
I might have seizures you only gotta put
a stick in my mouth and hardly notice
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give me the cake
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sit down Nancy
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[Music]
oh Barbara I told you I don't want to do
no ballet dance moves at the prison
talent show like last year ballet's a
snore and you know it
I want to do something with some kick
[Music]
yeah yeah teach me that
oh you look sweet that's got too many
moves you got to do less moves you freak
or I'm gonna trip on my tits
[Music]
I'm gonna show them gals this year every
year them Petty offenders and cell block
do you stick their noses up at us
murderers and stranglers and every year
we show them damn mugs
yeah I mean on account of we got a lot
more time to practice years and years
and they get free before they can really
polish their act up
I got years and years
I know I mean I hate to be a stat but I
miss the outside
I miss food that doesn't look like vomit
what's been vomited up again
what do you miss most Monster
sorry come again
people
yeah
he ain't got no whole person and he had
a snack on do you cannibal
but you never know what I could dig up
for you
can I take care of you I do yeah we're a
team
a team I'm the leader of you know leader
who's in charge of this hole and every
damn hole in this hole including but not
limited to you
he says I want you to attack some
crumbums
do what I says so we don't got no
trouble capiche
Now show me the moves again you've
retread let's do it
come on
[Music]
yeah I got it oh we're gonna show them
thieves and drunks and stuff like d this
year this year
[Music]
CUNY I smuggled two more spoons my tits
to reach out as well
how to meet Mallet from kitchen duty
so two more days scraping down those
cinder blocks and then smashband kid we
put the pieces in the John cover up them
holes with all those pictures you gotta
use sweet oh man
oh geez
self kid I feel fine I hear you
screaming and you sleep about tubes and
needles and I saw your nose bleeding in
the shower
maybe we should wait till we make our
move until after your head is sealed up
it's still pretty leaky no we ain't got
that kind of time kid we gotta take our
chance now before the matron finishes
the job
there's a lot of girls disappearing
around this place
the matron's gonna put me in the grave
and chop me up for pots
hello Vicky I've been hearing things
yeah are you good here well you won bad
one what's a second hole that someone
ripped off you got a mouth just like a
trout it's flapping and flapping and
it's gonna get you hooked and caught
everybody knows that you're aiming to
Tunnel your way out of here
you get a snitching in you're gonna tell
the screw
snitch
oh no ain't no snatching everybody knows
it I'm just saying watch yourself
I'll stick Barbara on you if she's
itching to make a snack out of some
little chicken look rat me and Tony we
got plans so you keep your eyes and your
ear and your mouth closed keep all your
open pots closed you get it ain't nobody
tell me what to do I run this hole
hey hey matron
and draw yourself Janine hey matron I
need to talk to you
private gone
so I mean I need to talk to you for
reals private
you know I ain't done nothing to be in
here matron it's all a setup and lies
there are girls cut up out there saying
you sliced them with a nail file or took
out an eye with a rat tail comb not to
mention all the bodies under the
floorboards [ __ ] matron there's a lot of
bad girls in the world I mean a lot of
girls that are jealous of a looker like
me yes this world is filled with bad
girls look matron I can't be cooped off
with them lowlifes no more it's like
since I ain't got Nia
shocks they smell blood
those bad girls Vicky and Juni I want
them to pay and I want my ticket out
I mean I just feel like I'm going crazy
in here you know
no I don't know
I'll never know I'm not a criminal I'm a
law abider so nobody keeps me in a
hamster cage I want to do whatever I
have to do to get out
them girls are making a plan I can smell
it
Vicky had a spoon under her mattress and
there was dust on the floor
they're trying to dig their way out why
should I believe you Janine because you
have to because it's true because I I
would do anything
you know
that's a real uh good looking handle on
you matron I I bet without that big gun
in uniform you're nothing but a real
sweet puff pastry
with a gooey gooey middle
no
there's nothing gooey in my middle
everyone says so ask around
I could do this thing with my tits
where I take a pop bottle and crush it
in there
huh
wanna take me for a ride matron I'll let
you drive
Janine I'm not a homosexual deviant like
you animals in here
perversions are interesting as
scientific studies
just as it's fascinating to watch a
spider devour its mate
but I don't have sexual relations with
spiders and I don't have sexual
relations with lesbians
still perhaps sometime you'll
show me that pop bottle trick
for my records
but not today today I'm having my arm
oiled oh come on you gotta help me
matron I just want Justice Janine I'm
not going to release you I don't have
that Authority that lies with the court
system
I'll tell you what I'll do
I look into it and if you're telling me
the truth
I'll make sure Juni and Vicky never
leave this prison
and maybe you'll get a nice plastic ear
so the ladies stop teasing you
okay
sure matron
sounds well
anytime
I got a real soft touch
hey Vicky
you think she ratted on us yeah she's a
Squealer you can smell her bacon
hey Vicky I was thinking
I know we were talking about when we get
out of here
about going to the country
and getting a goat
and milking it and making cheese and
selling the cheese
and getting a tiny pony
and I'd get to name it because I'm real
good at naming all that
Edgar
yes
what if we don't make it
or what if just I make it
we tunnel out
and it's all pretty blue skies and all
that mushy storybook crap and they catch
you and they shoot you
and it's just me
I'm sure it's pretty as hell with birds
and flowers and everything but I'm all
alone
what does it mean then
I'd rather be caged up in here
than without you out there
just a bunch of rats running free that's
all we ain't got no choice though that
matron's got it in for me she's gonna
suck out all my insides and I need them
insides
we'll think of something a new plan
something prominent like
and we'll run real far
and they are never gonna find a SUNY
because we got true love right Vicky
thank God all your head no more
we got that
yeah kid we got that
my ma says loves for suckers saps and
mocks what is that old gas bag no
monster retirement dozen everybody's got
a ma
only junie's got Vicky
thank you
[Laughter]
[Music]
thank you
hey is that Peggy yeah sure it is it's
Piggy's hairdo hey Peg are you in there
what'd you do to her complications with
birth shut your traps I got orders I'm
following
gee Vicky the baby killer told me the
Peggy got sliced open by the fangs them
babies had
she said they nod their way out I didn't
believe it none the Baby Kayla didn't
have a lie especially about babies you
mugs don't know nothing holy moly I
ain't never seen nobody lose most all
their face having babies even my cousin
Doreen would have quintuplets didn't
lose half her eye doing it Karine just
started boozing for breakfast and never
had sex no more like anybody would
Peg you in there
poor Peggy she's as good as ever right
Peggy
[Music]
yeah
see she says ain't no monster baby
slicing people open with a fat teeth
leaving sucker claw marks in a chair
what the matron just caught up holster
she said that ain't happen Peggy says
she's real good ain't nothing to see
here move along
we gotta help her Vicky ain't nothing we
can do for her now
[Music]
I think I'm gonna sing one of them
church songs for that talent show that
my former types they'll think that I
Found Jesus you know and then they'll
let me go on account on me being a good
prisoner
yeah when I get out of this joint I'm
gonna do nothing but eat donuts and
drink gin and rob banks
so smart I'm gonna be free and Rich and
drunk and fat
come on dry off my back robbery you
retread
hello
well well well what's this
we got a greasy pig in the shower
ain't enough soap in the whole big world
could make you clean squeala
I ain't said nothing I did nothing
right Barbara
hey where'd you get that fancy new ear
huh
yeah Janine
and how come my cell got tossed they
took all my sweet Olas lettuce and my
best panties
the ones with a silky that Vicky likes
not the prison issue what Vicki uses to
file her nails
they ain't found nothing
I I ain't got nothing with all that it
tore up my mattress and stole my best
cherry red lipstick
thing
to find my hollowed out Bible with
junie's sweet old ma give us
stay away from me with that oh Barbara
get you upside down she loves inside not
everybody gets a brand new year she
means you sold us out what
[Music]
seasoning even cannibals don't like rats
universe
laughs
oh Ruby turns off YouTube Aubrey you
[ __ ] seven people eater
oh
oh you're all dead dead
I'm gonna track you down and cut cut
your fruits clean up
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welcome esteemed colleagues welcome to
the Marquette State women's prison
talent show
as many of you know criminals lack the
ability to function in civilized society
they are soaked in the filth of their
crimes and cannot be made clean however
my work with the frontal lobe has been
well documented in prison watch
quarterly as are my groundbreaking
experiments with atomic electricity
sulfuric acid and living brain tissue as
a result many of these women are
completely cured
please enjoy their artistic Expressions
after they will be punch and lemon
squares in the fourth floor death
penalty execution observation rooms
and now for a theatrical event first my
excellent guard Nancy has composed a
song for the occasion please give her a
welcoming hand
[Applause]
this is a little something something
I wrote a ways back
says a little lady out there
she's very special to me and I hope
she's listening
[Music]
you have
right from the beginning
one look at you
and I knew
I was through
looking for love cause after all I
woman
you came along and showed me how to be
the inner me I should be I'm just a girl
and after all I'm just
[Music]
confident you're everything
cause you had me hook like a fish
[Music]
you had me
Hood
you and me
yeah you had me hooked and that's just
good
[Applause]
exemplary
foreign
and now for a special treat Janine
Janine suffered a stabbing on Monday and
a beating on Thursday sadly losing her
new ear showing courage and spirit she
will perform in spite of her stab wounds
and without all of her
head
[Applause]
hey how you all doing
come on I can hear the Crickets in
Jersey I said how you's all doing
good as someone who's taken Mighty
kindly to the blade
I like cutting things
and when I cut things
I like to cut real deep like
sometimes I like to make snowflakes or
little messages for some certain people
that I feel
would benefit from such aforementioned
messages
this is for use guys in particular
I will often end you
thank you very much try this lock
that was very nice Janine
um Janine is a a true
success story here at Marketa she
brutally murdered seven women with an ax
now she excels at origami thank you
Janine you are
an inspiration
and now for our grand finale a stirring
song performed by two hardened inmates
Juni and Vicky
and backed by Barbara who wants
who wants age 12 Girl Scouts
they will sing somebody got shanked in
the shower
talk is going round it's going round the
yard someone's going down and going down
hard
[Music]
summer got [ __ ]
[Music]
you think you're pretty tough I'll tell
you what keep giving me lip you're gonna
get cut Shanks in the shower somebody
got a chain to the shower
[Music]
you won't feel so sassy
it's got [ __ ]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
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foreign
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]
all in me return to yourself
[Music]
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[Applause]
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foreign
[Music]
you ever wonder what happened all them
bad girls nope I do
El waffle you know that nice police
Capitan what you pays off on Thursdays
he brought me the American Paper
you know he is famous
two bad girls on the lamb
I think I'm smiling in my mug shot I
look real swelled
I like to think them girls turns over a
new leaf and reforms like we did
says here that prison guard Nancy got
fired on account we all escaped
she found herself a new career though
something
nice
and
action
bruh
meow
okay cut cut
me
to see you
to roar like a jungle cat
and flip this whip like you mean it
like we talked about
where you can kiss your seven dollars
goodbye you understand
okay
Rollie
[Music]
jungle cat
get up on your hands and knees you're
just
climbing through the junk rocks
meow okay good perfect perfect moving on
cut
Cynthia Barbara escaped along with us
[Music]
and Janine I'm betting she turned over a
new Leaf oh Jesus dear sweet Jesus
yes Janine I've been baptized in all
that crap now
so you find them Vicki and Juni you find
them fish and then I'm gonna kill them
and then you're gonna raise them up from
the dead for like the Miracles you like
and make them Undead so as I can slice
up their mugs again
you and me Jesus we're gonna make them
stinking fish pay Janine where are you
freaking Madness right sorry amen
papers that my thinking ma made a
killing on our story
[Music]
[Music]
thank you
[Music]
don't make a mess on Moon
I get any drippings on my person
you're gonna have to clean it all
oh
[Music]
what a Squealer a Mars are a dime a
dozen everybody's got a ma
only junie's got Vicky
bumps
come on let's uh let's get a little
action
[Music]
the donkey she is sleepy we give you two
lesbians instead
[Laughter]
deuces
four of a kind
should learn Spanish Mickey I think that
means something important
might be killed
please
I just want you to know I'm real glad
like I got to spend it with the likes of
you you're not so much
be prepared to die little chicas what
are we gonna do with Vicky
one
[Music]
have some breakfast
why not
[Music]
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[Applause]
[Music]
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[Music]
all right
I'm gonna what is it
all right we're starting off good
Ness
cut
okay right
action
[Music]
how's your best call Vicky oh vickies oh
[ __ ] [ __ ]
nice
Jude Matilda Butler name's Junie your
name turd is two three seven seven
what the [ __ ] did that ping-pong ball
come from
I think we need to do a few more games
look at that dirty jungle cat
[Laughter]
I need you
freezing my ear
you're tickling me yeah
what's up action
the honey pots
[Laughter]
action I was in an all-girl band
the honey pots
you've probably heard of us
[Laughter]
in high school no like you went to a
high school okay okay
I got it
[Laughter]
shoot once there was a girl
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
that friend became her lover
she stabbed a girl in the shower
and now they relax on vacations
[Music]
now free
[Music]
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