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ready we're ready y'all ain't ready

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you have been charged with first degree

murder armed robbery aggravated battery

what do you have to say for yourself

I'm telling you I

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know

everybody knows it I'm just the sucker

that got stuck with it

you're honor you don't know what it's

like being young

feeling so bright and big and everything

in this town feeling so dirty and small

all the time being hassled by the police

when you didn't do nothing

my masters will never be nothing

and then I'm just like my daddy

except I ain't even got a mustache at

least your goddamn father had a nice

mustache

it got nothing but a fat mouth kid

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wrong when all I get is bad news

so that night

that last bad night the gang goes up to

the roof and gets hooched up just to

feel nothing because it hurts so much

being alive and that Danny he's a bad

apple rotten and wormy

hey you mugs

I got a big idea to get all moneyed up

because I ain't got no scratch

and even Bailey there that night your

honor I was only there because Jackie

thought she might be knocked up and she

begs me to come down and listen to her

Chrome

oh my God some kind of social disease

that made my OG swell all up wake of a

tomato

kid you got a douche with bleach I've

done that but no I can't feel nothing

down there it's probably for the best

yeah hoochie ain't nothing but trouble

anyway

for Jackie one time kahuchi made her

take a baseball bat to Susan mortal's

face hi guys just for looking at

Jackie's day too long

is that a ho ho yep that's well

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Susan lost four teeth including an

incisor of poor Susan poor Jackie too

I can't help herself if she's got a

hoochie like that

I'm lucky my hoochie is real peaceful

like

that's so

I'm sorry urana I mean to get to the

point it's just you know I want you to

know the mitigating circumstances of my

disadvantaged life

including being fatherless and so forth

so that night Denny he wanted some dough

and he didn't care much who's though you

understand and he said to me especially

he said don't be give me no more size

you're in it so listen up I'm good

we're gonna hit that First American Bank

on Peach Street

I got a whole big plan

I'm scared of Danny

Everybody's scared of daddy he's a real

life

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everybody says he keeps his own mod

locked in the cellar and doesn't let her

out except to clean the toilets and make

stew meat only not in that order

you're welcome

can I help you

give me all your dough sister oh boy

okay well how would you like it

put it in a bag

you want it in a sack did you just call

it a set what do you call this

sweetheart

what did you say huh wow you're a prize

nice friend thank you your Bonnie you

must be Clyde

don't remember that

what did you say to me I said you is one

dumb clock

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so now the king's pinning it on me but

it ain't me that did it really you gotta

believe me I'm a real good egg a solid

egg

what will contribute to society and

everything

June Butler you have been delinquent

delinquent to the certain codes of

conduct set forward by Society

delinquent rhymes with cement lint the

link went to a code of conduct which

given specified conditions will be put

forward by all rational people squint

squint squint mint finger fingerprint

thank you

hey Junior what time is it

10 to 12. that's exactly what you'll get

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welcome to Marketa State Prison

where we are committed to reintegrating

our inmates into useful citizens through

penal hardship and science

soap

comb

toothbrush

I ain't done nothing such a trappy

little trout

nobody speaks to the matron unless she

says so and she ain't say so

June Matilda Butler

the name's Juni note turd your name is

two three seven seven you want I can

give an enema settler down not just now

Nancy thank you maybe later I'll have

the glove ready

you've got a tempestuous relationship

with the law young lady let's see

age four assault and battery at Pinky's

happy hot dog shack I'm not giving you

any more pickle relish

run your little grape run I only roughed

up that old battle little with my pellet

gun

she was skimpy with the relish drunk and

disorderly at your own First Communion

body and blood

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joyriding with a notorious biker gang

into the senior prom

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property damage vehicular assault not to

mention Broken Dreams all those Broken

Dreams that was just youthful hijinks

and and caring's on and what now an

attempted bank heist and you're barely

18. you've led a debauche's life filled

with nothing but delinquency

um almost none of that was my fault

really just bad circumstances and

unfortunate role models and whatnot

oh

my life I'm an innocent bunny surrounded

by snarling slobbering wolves sharks and

snakes and all they want is to devour me

I ain't got nothing but my sweet funny

face and my attractive bunny tail to

keep from being eaten

I'm here because of wolves matron indeed

oh yeah Miss matron

if you have my ex

can I have it back you can't have no

weapons in here fish can't even have no

real Forks you monsters gotta cut

through your Meats with your claws in

your teeth like real animals oh I don't

mean that I don't have a real ax I used

to have a gun and a super nice

switchblade with my initials engraved on

it but I was talking about my ukulele

I used to be in an all-girl band to the

honey pots

you've probably heard of us

we've really swung

I'll just die without my music June

Matilda Butler you have been tried and

found guilty you have no rights here

unless I give them to you

whatever you were before is over now

forward

oh miss matron it's just a ukulele music

is wholesome turn

and I know some super nice songs about

Jesus

Jesus likes ukuleles

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and all bad kittens go down

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you have excellent

teeth

oh thanks a bunch it's real swell having

a winning smile you want them I can pull

them out for you no matron please don't

take my teeth thank you Nancy your most

efficient and thoughtful

but I won't be requiring her teeth

not just yet anyway

here at Marketa State Prison we house

some of the most dangerous women in the

world

Lois milkwood murderer

Peggy Djokovic thief and murderer

Barbara Winchester cannibal

Victoria Woodburn pyromaniac

Janine soklow acts murderer

just to name a few

these women are caged like animals

because they are animals today you

become part of my human Zoo

if you're a good dog and

roll over

I will make your stay bearable

but if you bark and bite like a rabid

dog I will bring you to heal

sure I'll be a real good dog

like a well-trained schnauzer

oh I think I'm like a schnauzer

around the eyes especially

you may have your ukulele

since the most matron of you just a doll

a true doll perhaps your music will calm

the other inmates You'll Play it in our

annual talent show our lady criminals

are very talented last year the sniper

in cell 4 juggled a dozen prison issue

soap bars and a jug of the Laos such fun

remember Nancy

sure maitre them snipers got real fast

reflexes oh I bet on account

assassinations are real tricky I bet

killing from a distance with a

high-powered rifle is just as hard as

can be such a yep or I'll pull out all

your prettiest teeth then you won't be

such a cute little lap dog Nancy please

show June to herself

June I want you to think hard about your

crimes

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okay

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just better get your nose all clean get

yourself performed kill real reforms

already golly I'm turning over new

leaves and everything oh

can't

come on let's go meet your best new pal

inmate number 1911. maybe you could do

some tricks for hello Vicky

hiya Vicky

play nice

well look at this fish

looks like I caught myself a real-life

carp

I think I'm more of a pet goldfish you

know what will look pretty in your fish

tank yeah you look small like a bottom

feeder to me oh I don't want no trouble

too late dolly so what's your story

entertain me

oh it's a real big mistake some real bad

fellas pinned a whole story on me on

account I'm so small and helpless

I ain't killed nobody or nothing

just a little

stabbing and shooting what anybody would

have done

well maybe you ain't such a little fish

sounds like you're a big

bad shark

ain't no fish you're here

because I didn't do nothing

oh that's my ukulele on I kind of I'm a

rock and roll singer

you ever really swung

oh sure

my life's been nothing but one big song

and dance

oh don't forget get sore

I'll play in my new song I was working

on it in my head the whole time during

my trial all the time the judge was

yakking on about morals and society and

not shooting bank tellers in the throat

all the time I was thinking what rhymes

with delinquent

squint kind of does

anyhow here's a song about how eyes

double crossed

we was all in here together

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double cross with friends like that you

don't need enemies

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no matter what that match my

fingerprints

I'll just like

to active

double cross with friends like that you

don't need enemies

alive that ain't right

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double crossed with friends like that

you don't need enemies

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what do you think

that wasn't half bad little minnow

maybe you'd be all right

hey what's with all these pictures of

this old bet that's my ma what gave me

pictures of her fainted face during my

trial so I'd remember how nice home was

lots of daddies and a smack in the mouth

for Juni if she got in the way of Ma's

next sap

sure miss Ma she was a sweetheart yeah

she looks like a real doll

she had new teeth she'd be a dead ringer

for my Rottweiler what I had as a kid

God missed that dog she had moxie

yeah

sweet or ma miserable cow what kind of a

ma gets on the stand and says my baby

daughters are delinquent

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and a bad egg

just so she don't get thrown in the

clinker too

ain't no loyalty

I never saw that gun or that money or

nothing I was duped yeah I know and I

never said no house is on fire just to

watch some pretty Flames either

victims of a bunch of rats

just your own Ma

chin up kid

yeah take this candy bar what I stole

off the Strangler and sell nine

swell

and every girl what's brave enough to

steal candy from a Strangler

we're going to be the best prison Pals

ever

I'll knock it off Seth give me a pain in

the ear

it's a baby killer sure don't like

raisins

what you looking at

not much don't stare like that somebody

cut your face off

the cheapest I need my face I bet no

sure

let me have a raisins she ain't gonna

use what I mean no no luck doll see

she's fishing out all the raisins to

make fine prison wine but don't worry so

am I so Junie You're Gonna Save all your

bread you're gonna put it all in our

piss pot let it get moldy which since it

already is ain't no trick

then we're gonna let it sit in the John

and in a month we'll be drunk as skunks

every stinking day

Vicky I don't think I could drink hoot

straight from the crapper while you eat

this crap and it's actual crap straight

from the matron scrapper

you know I think it is really

don't eat the pudding

gee Vicky you sure are smart you know

everything

yeah I know everything everything about

being bad oh I don't think you're all

bad

and anyway it's a real bad world out

there ain't it we didn't make it that

way

that's the truth kitten

hey give me your raisins

anyway you gotta watch out though the

Strangler and cell nine went deaf the

last time we made this stuff and she

tried to strangle me in the shower good

thing I keep a shave in my hair dude

because now that [ __ ] is deaf and blind

in one eye what are you looking at

absolutely nothing what

oh

foreign

she was greedy I bet

are you girls

you must be the new kid I'm Peggy

you gonna eat that oh no go ahead I

think it's spinach but it might be a

pork chop it's awful nice to meet you so

where's your Sidekick oh no it's ain't

no sidekick of mine she just the pill

Papa got stuck in my cell

she's sleeping off the shakes I told the

matron she has Lady pains oh those can

be real serious I got a cousin had lady

pain so bad she stabbed her old man 27

times

she felt bad afterwards but it was the

cramping that made her do it plus he run

around on her a little you don't run

around on a lady what's bleeding and got

a knife ain't wise you got a sweetheart

out there waiting for you what got the

bun in your oven I got all sorts of mugs

on the outside for messing around but I

don't remember none of them knocking me

up

yeah lots of ladies don't remember all

that kind of fuss I would have

remembered on account I got a keen

member

you got to in my line I've been trained

up by my mom for swiping and stashing

valuable since I've been small and I

knows right when I'm supposed to have

been making this fat mess I was on the

job real busy rolling some senior

citizens for their trinkets

them all people are mean one day he sees

a mark a real pruney old-timer wearing

fancy pantsuit that's swell shoes

hey pops he's slow as a dying Turtle

what I figure I can steal them shoes get

my hand in I said hey what do you want

what I wanted was to get me a permanent

wave that would look real good on you

yeah

the face for it

anyway somebody else give me your shoes

Old Timer my shoot

just then School Bus full of stinkers

side swipes me

what the hey

watch where you're going

she gone and dented my boss

dumb bad luck

all them screaming Brad said I murdered

the old time and they shoved me in this

Zoo

sneaks learn some real good skills in

here though I got big big plans anyway

all that going on I didn't have no time

for making no babies could be that baby

is a miracle like Sunday school Jesus

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my mom was

was a total virgin

actually let me check on something did

anyone up here order a baby

I'm sorry

no one up here ordered a baby

so if you can just run along there's

nothing to see here

except maybe my chest here

my bad

I got a real sweet deal in here anyhow

demetrian gives me extra slop and no

scrubbing the crappers all I do is she

sticks some needles in me and she plugs

my head into a machine once a week to

test the lump I don't mind I like being

unconscious

when this luggage is delivered she said

she's going to sell it to some decent

law-abiding citizens and I'll be free of

this dump it sure is Big well there

might be more than one in there

where

we hear it making a kissing noise

yelping well maybe the Daddy's like a

Pit Bull or a snake could be I mean you

ain't real discriminate oh you think

you're a comedian Vicky but you're as

funny as a rotten rat or whatever's in

there I bet it's real nice

I feel it yeah

jeepers

I think it punched me yeah it'll do that

it ain't no [ __ ]

oh here comes a mess I ain't staying the

cleanup see you around girls

she owes me money I ain't no Santa Claus

pills to no good like it's Christmas I

want my money

wow wow wow

gross the juicy tuna crawl back into

your whole Janine Junior ain't your type

she's still alive and got all the parts

play nice Vicky

I didn't kill all those people on

purpose like I told the judge and acts

as slippery and uncertain

it could have fallen anywheres on

anybody

Judy don't listen to this terrible girl

I think he's a real criminal type it's

real nice to meet you Janine and nice to

meet you too

I'm Barbara don't talk none after she

ate them Girl Scouts she ate her own

tongue too

the dessert

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gee it's real awful about your tongue

Barbara that ain't so bad right Barbara

but around here what I say goes so she'd

almost need to say nothing

die fishes

yeah I mean she ain't a real good

speller but show them what you're good

for Barbara

Barbara you got a lot of talent like an

audience to something or a goat

States in canes and trash too bad Bob or

don't eat real trash we'd be rid of your

mug gym I don't know who you calling

trash fire bug

if I wasn't a lady what's got Madness

and was going to get out of here on real

good behavior soon I'd have Barbara here

carve you up like a chicken dinner

we're all just victims of fate and and

Injustice and a cruel world we gotta

stick together

Vicky has been real swell she's showing

me the ropes and and she showed me the

showers and even she had her soap I bet

she did I think he's a real Giver

she shows all the girls the shower shut

your fat trap Jimmy watch yourself or

I'll slice up your lips and serve him to

Barbara she likes people meet

hey Junie

if you ever want to go clam digging let

me know I'll let you borrow my shukka

Janine

here

that's real genuine of Janine to offer

to take me digging

yeah there's a lot of shellfish in this

puddle Junie but they all gone bad hmm

the crabs

we still get those real easy

too bad

I love a juicy clam

really

me too

it's real peachy to see you Ma you look

swell you look like a [ __ ]

prison guard don't do nothing for you

you bring the smokes what I asked for

and the snacks he can make a lot of Pals

in here with a moon pie and his eggnog

yeah I bet you've already got a lot of

Pals in here he's already real popular

with garbage and bums I've always been

real popular with lots of people on

account I got a sunny disposition and a

Wardrobe full of tight sweaters I tried

to raise you up class

I never wanted no brat to feed but I

give you a nice life I tried to learn

you up good I gave you my youth and my

wisdom

this world is full of

rat eat them

don't you go trust them no regular rats

with say pretty words it gives you

pretty smiles

they open your veins up what we're

feeding their rat friends

Love Is for Suckers and sacks and Mark

they'll never get caught in a lot

you ain't listening to nothing

I'll give you everything

what do I get for it

nothing but Chase

what what could you been like that good

girl across the street Jenny pinkers

what was wool eyed she ain't done

nothing but pray and wash your hands she

never once showed up at the play yard

with a bottle of vodka or sold her

Underpants for smokes

that truck didn't even stop and all them

people never got them cupcakes

I bet she regrets all that crap now that

she's dead I wish it had been you gee ma

better dead in the street covered in

icing than in a dump like this you don't

know how it's been for me

anyway you didn't like any of them

Neighbors anyway

good job we're not doing nothing

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foreign

churched

oh

really

I thought all that was for suckers I got

religion and I got me a man

yeah

you gotta SAP with a whole mess of dough

because I could use a few bucks for

making friends

I think that kind of man this is

business

yeah what I said

SAP with dough business

I want to sell juny's story as a

best-selling dime novel

you want to have a go mister

it's best if you're all respectable and

Jesus loving that way it's more tragic

that your only child is deadbeat praise

him

so I've been churching I know all you

gotta do

which you owe me on account of my

suffering

I don't know oh come on what's the

matter

you're already a criminal and a menace

and a [ __ ] what difference it make

what's in it for you

can homages lover Juni gee my guess

but I don't think he should call the

book bad Juni born for sin that don't

make me sound nice at all oh put your

sniping you gotta read it just sign on

page five

holy moly

Keisha wants to pay out a lot of claims

and it says here all these clams go

right to you though well sure I mean you

can't use the dough in this place I'm

Gonna Keep it for you really yeah and

then when you get out

you and me we's gonna be a real family

just like before

huh

I must be remembering it different

ain't nothing like a Mars love for her

baby ain't nothing truer than a Ma's

love for her baby sure

I ain't gonna sign it though it don't

feel right

you don't care if I suffer

of course I do

I care no you don't don't you lie to me

I know when you're lying I had taught

you don't you try to shine me on you

wouldn't even squeeze out a tear for me

if I was lying get it or did you got a

little hard of course I do but you're

not dead and you're not in a ditch so

what am I crying for you look fine but I

ain't fine a little do that

I mean what's going to happen to me how

am I gonna make it out there in the

meeting streets I don't know what to

take care of me you'd let me starve your

own mom I got this big opportunity for

us to make some real dough and you won't

care at all if I just did

don't you worry and I'm dead and gone

you don't have to worry

Crepes Mom all right all right I'll sign

the papers

good

I bet you this oh a Bible yeah you read

it every day

right now

holy moly

this helps them suckers what helps

themselves I learned that church

see

thanks Ma I don't like that matron

either

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cockroaches get your lips off while

you're sleeping your daddy had eyes like

that shiny cockroach eyes

which Daddy had eyes like that

all of them

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do you have a an eight

what's that smell like a dead trout

oh hello Vicky I see you bringing your

new pet

looks like you're losing your shirt Oh

you mean the game you girls want in

Barbara here cheats but ain't nobody

want to see her in a skivvies anyway

but you Joni

I'd make sure you lost and won

if you get my meaning

it's a double meaning oh gee well we

ain't here for no games Janine we got

Hooch to trade

what we made in the crapper turned out

real nice don't taste much like rapper

we also got this real nice quality nudie

magazine what I found in the library

behind some books about farm animals

there's a real good one about baby lambs

anyway that only has five stains in it

not in the important parts

oh a shopper well let me open the

general store for you

see with the smuggling Ferry bring us

what's in your price range

a couple of half smoke smokes

picture of a cat wearing a dress

oh

can of cheese

and a chocolate ball what's got nuts in

it we didn't need any of that trashinene

where's the real Goods oh you ain't got

the scratch for the real merchandise

unless you want to sell something bigger

did you know that uh before I was locked

up in the pen I was the Snake Queen for

the 53rd rattlesnake roundup

got something

it was

you know the first thing you got to do

to be head and skin a Western

Diamondback is you gotta don't pop the

bladder with the machete that gets messy

you know it's not like the muskrats

Canon Festival back in Maryland where

the beauty pot and the skin and pot is

separate you got to be a real knockout

and you got to be able to get a snake

lucky I was killing for years plus I got

the Gams and the jugs so I won but then

they went and found some human heads

under my porch so they took my crown hey

I earned that crown with my machete in

my tit oh really that was real hard on

me what are you doing later

25 to 30 years later

this way man

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but I got regrets about not killing

people smarter

regret all that I mean she says that's

not the same thing as being sorry but I

am

I'm real sorry I didn't lock up the

basement better and had all those bodies

better but I was just a kid

I wasn't thinking

you know if I had my way now that I know

more

I probably had the bodies under the

cement or you know boil them down

I got more ideas now sad

you sure is a sensitive gal

I like that

I like that you got all your teeth

I like your tasty cream puff you have

Vicky

give me a couple of licks and maybe we

can make a deal

I might have a box of matches I know you

like them pretty Flames Junior ain't for

sale we'll keep our Hooch well

suit yourself chump

during you think about my deal

you'll come around

the pretty fish always do

I get all the Finer Things here right

Barbara

huh

keep your claws away from Junie

keep yapping trout someday soon you'll

be eating up by all them sharks in the

water I'll be seeing you Jimmy

thanks Vicky you're real swell

too bad we didn't get no nothing for our

coach though uh we got what we came for

and that pig was sniffing around I

snatched up a lighter and that I'm level

duster and a shank you're a real

sweetheart

that's so much smarts

I ain't really got smarts

I got other things though

don't you think

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yes Matrix I don't mean to interrupt

whatever it is you're doing over there

just a moment yeah

yes Nancy

I don't like the smell of this new fish

June Butler yeah she won't Rubble me

right

I've seen a type before she's a killer

shark what looks like a kitten

she don't fool me she's a reprobate

like all of our ladies here Lawless and

without honor yeah she more repubated

than some of them she's sneaky like

and I don't like them sneaky types they

make me get a hot itch

you remember Marjorie mintons what we

had in here what suffocated all her

husbands while they were sleeping of

course

everyone loved Marjorie

she had such a gentle quiet way

yeah

everybody sure liked Marjorie

sweet as milk

you awake

until she suffocated a cell mates just

for fun

she was very sorry afterward after she

and I had our special talk

she was sneaky like like that Juni the

prettiest ones is always the ugliest

inside

I want you to know I'm keeping that Juni

in my sights she ain't gonna open a lion

lips for the lie cause I'll be listening

cheek on a shifter Shifty eyeballs

cause I'll be eyeballing the back

but with Mo eyeball

any move she making imma pounce on her

like a wolf

like a cheetah

like half cheetah half wolf

you ain't got nothing to worry about

I come to tell you that nature

I know Nancy I always appreciate your

attention to detail

I have a little something for you

happy birthday Nancy

yes I did

oh God Lee matron matching sweaters for

me and all my Dobermans

the girls look swell

gee

I hope they fit I know they're getting

so big and ferocious oh they kill us

they are

they love killing things them ladies

they'll squeeze into these just perfect

well I I hope so I crocheted them with

my hook

cheapest Matrix

thanks again

it really means something

maybe just the best birthday gift ever

you're welcome Nancy

Nancy

don't worry about June

she will learn

they always do

Bob

seen you here and I thought that Bob is

a deep pool above still Fountain you

know a mystery

I thought maybe you'd want this uh zagna

what my mom brung me

it's real swell to eat something that

don't taste like feet

oh no offense on a counter u8 feet and

liked it I guess

okay

I guess people are always uh asking you

all the time about eating up other

people and I don't mean to pry none I

guess I'm just wondering too about

taste and texture details

I will

huh

I would have thought that eyeballs taste

like oysters although I guess it don't

surprise me none I never did like

oysters I only had them once but it made

me puke for three days I could never be

a very good cannibal I got a delicate

stomach

you know

everybody around here is real scaredy

you want to kind of eating people

they say you're a monster

but but

I ain't stand for that because I can see

it you're no monster you're regular like

anybody else

and I for sure got a healthy respect for

your killing abilities

but we've all done things that

not everybody understands I mean

everybody would kill somebody if they

could and get away with it

I mean I think deep down

you've got to be sweet

I sense that about you I bet you're a

real kitten on the inside

oh

did you just eat your own finger

um

I bet you feel real bad about that now

I bet you feel real bad about them Girl

Scouts too I bet you regret that real

bad

well still I like you Bob

you girls got to help me what was what's

eating you you look like you've been

chewed up and spit out

no offense Barbara I've seen some I seen

some so bad you know I hear that

Janine's been looking for you she's

itching for that money what you owe if I

was you I'd make like a fat lip and

split I was in the infirmary on account

I'm sick I was looking for medicine I

found that I was you mug I've been sick

my whole life I got no Mama no rotten

Daddy what left me she's disappeared

like smoke you took himself in all the

kitchen knives and he rode out of town

oh no good crumb bum and I could have

been a good girl if I hadn't been

orphaned and and I still done nothing

but be upstanding and regular and it

don't matter because they stuffed me in

this hole all because

I needed some little blue pills

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oh hey is that a tuba I played one of

those in high school yeah yeah

um uh good I have a pickup for milkwood

Lewis Thorazine Valium and chlorohydrate

lithium

dude don't forget the lithium

lady paints

I've already made it up right here

huh

oh

it says the doctor does not approve and

your insurance claim has been denied

must be a mistake no no there is no

mistake that's impossible it is very

clear both denied

um well I don't need I just I want to

um I'm I'm casual it's not even it's not

a you're not saying it well I what

is that it doesn't you don't seem like

you need drugs I just I need no I'm

wicked we could we could

were you an athlete in high school women

aren't athletes go ahead oh you're gonna

wait are you crying like a woman does

just here just grab it go ahead

did you steal it off a Drifter excuse me

right here you know what you should get

pregnant or be a typist or a teacher

that is not a tuba

[Applause]

my whole life have been some kind of

sick ain't nothing help but pills and

powders and then bottles of Mother's

happy Health tonics what I needs ah you

lucks don't know nothing about Royce

you gotta stop bawling you're gonna get

yourself in a jam you got hysterics real

bad no

I seen Peggy yeah is she having babies I

wanted to see them before they got sold

oh babies that just swell any kind of

babies yeah well that's the bad part

these these babies are Peggy's they're

right

well all babies look like boiled cabbage

when they come out

no

it was real wrong

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[Applause]

foreign

we gotta do something

Lois I had a pal back home and at a

sixth grade birthday sleepover she drank

a whole bottle of booze what her uncle's

made in the basement with antifreeze now

my pal thought that I was dancing

rabbits trying to eat her

I wasn't

some real runs going on I tell you you

kids got to help me these pills are

doing a number on you Lois why don't you

go back to your cell and put your head

between your knees well no

what are you mugs doing well hey Janine

uh we used to conversing you know Bob

here she's real swell don't nobody

appreciate her swellness

and Lois ain't feeling so good

I bet she ain't I've been keeping an eye

out for you Lois you hurt my feelings by

avoiding me

I thought we was Pals

yeah sure we is we was we used she I I I

I I I I

um and and and I got your money well

that's swell news now we're best Pals

hand it over oh I I got it on me

um but I got oh I no it's not I don't

keep them in there actually it's not in

there either that nope not back there

but but it's it's coming I got a fella

on the outside

he's real gone on me and he says I'm

bringing you the money next time I get

visiting privileges on account of

wanting to maybe marry you even take

care of all your medicine needs

gee that's sweet love is sweet

but I've been hearing that sweet story

for three weeks

and I think maybe you're trying to con

me is you trying to get smart and call

me Louis no no I wouldn't do that this

sap he's got a lot of money and um his

his his old man is owns three donut

shops you take me for some kind of Mark

some kind of Sucker oh

oh well I smell a con

yeah

you ain't got no sweetheart what kind of

Donut King would want to have some lousy

pill Papa like you

you only dough Lois

and you're gonna pay up nobody steals

from me

I'm good for it I'll get the dough oh

yeah yeah you ain't he ain't though you

ain't good for it

go on Barbara teach Lois a lesson

show us so she'll learn good I want to

learn I don't like learning

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oh my God

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[Applause]

[Music]

for pink sticks girls why you gotta make

a mess

saw anything huh

bums come on Lois

Stitch you up at the infirmary matrons

ain't gonna like this no no

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gotta eat me

gee whiz Barbara I ain't never seen

nothing like that

that'll teach that pill Papa don't

nobody try to Moonlight me

yeah you know she better learn right but

next time Barbara's gonna rip that fat

mouth of hers off the you know what she

pops the pills with

oh gee that made me kind of hungry oh

you want this sagna what my mom bring me

you're a real small kid Junie

we're gonna be great Pals

come on kiddo you got work detail in

three minutes

I'll be seeing you pal yeah I gotta go

gals

they give me work in the laundry

if you're late they make you scrub out

Janine's unmentionables it takes hours

to get that stink out shut your fat trap

rat Barbara's always hungry

ain't that right Barbara

hi

you like her

I know we could share

hello is this the Tannery

yes I'm looking for some metallic

leather straps with spikes

any metal we'll we'll do well the

stronger the better

that's right

yes I'll hold

oh look here it's the pretty fish

how you like imprison life

well sucks I miss waffles how's your

best pal Vicky Vicky she's swell

she's more than a peach she's a plum you

know she knows how to say I'll cut you

in Mandarin

her last cell mate was a Chinese

poisoner

nobody knows what happened to men

[Music]

one day she's teaching the baby killer

to read pill bottles in the prison

infirmary that room

[Music]

oh that's what that is

so when you're supposed to feel this

okay I'm just gonna give you

anything

no I'm gonna take them all really

not familiar

refill

lithium is that good

[Music]

I feel good

[Music]

next day

they find her foot in the first aid case

[Music]

you better watch your back I think he's

a snake

bad

she's real good on the inside I can see

it

sometimes

looking at her and she's so pretty

she makes my stomach turn inside out

first couple times I thought it was the

trots but now

I think maybe it might be love

same thing princess they both rip your

insides out no

after a while you can get over the

troughs

love makes you feel funny all the time

Vicky ain't got no time for me

She's So Sophisticated she's a woman of

the world

I ain't never been nowhere done nothing

except stealing cars

well there was this one time I did let

Carl Trenton go up my blouse in his

Chevy

for science

it was real boring

but he seemed to like it

he kept telling me

could I eat a cigarette

but it was the only thing keeping me

awake I guess I'm unnatural I keep

thinking if Vicky felt me up in a car

she wouldn't smell like lunch meat

she wouldn't keep talking my cousin Tina

brazier

French kisser Bulldog for a nickel

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that's because Vicky's so classy

she sure is a real stand-up Dame the

Vicky ain't no swell

she's been around the block and she's a

chewed up piece of meat

she ain't like me I'm a real someone

around the pen

I got connections a girl like me could

set you up real pretty you could be

eating all the waffles you want

and other things

you could be eating all kinds of tasty

pastries

I'm not just a pretty face

I'm excellent tits too

Steve Janine everybody knows you're a

whole lot of pretty for sure

but I think my heart's all swole up for

Vicky

I'm not a girl used to hearing no

I wouldn't want to mess up that pretty

little mouth

but maybe you didn't hear me right the

first time I said I wanted you little

cuttlefish I'm the queen of this hole

and all the holes in this hole

hey scram

when I say swim goldfish you swim got it

I say I want you as my tasty snack so

nobody else gets to eat you understand

get your paws off me Janine ain't

nobody's snack cake yeah what well if

you'll box your reason you cow you

really think vicki'll die for you little

cupcake

is that a really worth getting your

throat slipped while you had to ripped

off your skullful

sure I bet

it takes your claws off Juni you muck

you got nothing but talk Vicky I'll

shove your tits right down your throat

too bad just stink is stronger than your

fists

Come a Little Closer

satisfying to watch your head crack open

and all you know brains fall out not

your name

the only muscle you got is between your

legs

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oh

this ain't over Becky as soon as I get

my ear pop back on I'm coming for you

[Music]

foreign

you saved my life

yeah ain't nothing

he was like a superhero like Superman or

the Green Lantern or something only if

there was a lady and in prison for

Austin

I don't know what would have happened if

you hadn't come in and rescued me Janine

would have made you her old lady

I hear she's got some real petite

particular ways of

a lot involving lunch

Molly that ain't sanitary yeah she's a

Pig

yes I thought maybe she was nice I was

giving her a chance

because

just because you kill people with an ax

don't mean you're bad all the way I mean

maybe you didn't mean to none or maybe

those people need it

he's not a nice ex murderer at all

not like you Vicky

the whole time that she was pushing up

on me I told her I could never be

romantic with her how could I

when I got such big love for you

know you just feeling loving on account

and we punched the teeth out together

it's natural it don't mean nothing no it

ain't that it ain't like that it ain't

blood lust or nothing

I felt that before

one time in sixth grade I knocked a wind

at a mid bunt watch you're nothing but

trash uni Matilda Butler your mom gets

naked for anybody who got dollar to

boost her up that ain't nice and it's

all lies my mom always charged eight

dollars that she never got naked for

less than 10.

[Music]

very impressive ladies

smell like dog food later I let Sam

binkins lift up my sweater

but it was just the blood talking

it don't mean nothing

I never even liked Sam binkins

I don't feel like that for you at all

you can lift anything you want on me

anytime my feelings are deep and real

and whether we're covered up in bits of

Janine's ear or not

still feel it

being around you

is like falling into a

warm black hole

a warm

wet hole

a warm wet hole knock it off kid

I don't stand for that much

look you're a swell girl and you got a

lot of charms but I don't go in for

Dames no more

this ghost is just a nice fight waiting

to happen and then when you all sliced

up for them they leave you some mug

what's got a steady job and and all the

time setting things on fire

they got no loyalty I got loyalty Vicky

can't you feel

you feel can't you feel all that

loyalty

[Music]

seem off a while yeah everybody says

that

plus I'm real flexible

and I got a tongue like a water snake

[Music]

Nancy

knew if I follow the smell of fresh

blood I'd get my answers

oh look at that could you rap Janine she

bled all over my tits oh that blood will

come right out just mix it with some

warm water and ammonia you just don't

want it to set you don't want to stain

zip it fish oh shut your mouth permanent

ain't no surprise to No One Vicky that

you're the Mastermind to this crime she

ain't done nothing I said stop it pigeon

I seize what I cease come here you

[ __ ] in your hairdo

a chain in your brazier

pipe bomb in your underpants

the matron is going to be real

disappointed in you

come on Vicky

you're gonna get some Rehabilitation

from the matron

God

no Nancy

don't take Vicky she was just defending

me and saving my virtue besides Janine

ain't dead or nothing she's still got

the good part of Maria the whole what

she hears out you don't fool me I seen

your type before

oh good smells and

soft fingers

but underneath your stinking trash ain't

nothing you can say to me baby face

the matron is going to reform Vicki real

good

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Vicky

I'm deeply disappointed to see you you

and me both Mason such a yacht mutt for

our muzzle yeah Vicky here at Marketa

women's prison I pride myself on our

lady criminal and degenerate women

rehabilitation program

I have released 140 women into the

workforce women like you murderers

thieves women of questionable virtue

after my rejuvenating treatments they

have all become moral citizens

my ladies have careers why some of my

lady criminals are employed as research

subjects in state sanitariums and some

even provide janitorial services for

multinational industrial Hog Farms think

of that

you will leave my prison changed

Victoria

changed and ready to Aid your country I

ain't gonna live in a loony bin a

cleanup after bacon lady

so just put me in the hole and let's get

it done with I got a good choke chain I

male ordered it top of the line real

quality I could strangle up a little no

Nancy

thank you Nancy

you're always so lovely and thoughtful

I'm going to make a special note in your

file

now today I'd like to try out our new

laboratory equipment

got it all hooked up for you is matron

not his wise and thingamajigs I was so

disappointed in that Atomic lobotomizer

we ordered from Sweden last summer it

just melted men right down

you remember men the Chinese poisoner

don't you Vicky

you take me here

oh oh yeah here here

not to heaven but

I'm sorry but I had no idea what you

were talking about

foreign

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she was a real swell kid

real secret of life but never once did

she try to offer me to steal my smokes I

knew the baby killer wouldn't have done

her in

the baby kennel loves everybody

except for babies yes I've been doing

cleansing restorative treatments for

years

I've had successes

but science is a Fickle mistress and

some dismemberment is to be expected

get me the helmet Nancy

no

no see that it's not supposed to fit

Loosely according to the manual

yeah

now I press this little silver buttons

and all your defilements and filth will

be wiped clean

don't you want to be clean to look out

into the world and see open faces

welcoming hands the calm quiet of

ordinary

don't you want to wash off the bad smell

the smell of your disease and perversion

you could have a husband and a waffle

iron

sleep all of the time

sleep with your eyes wide open

when she wakes up she'll be like a baby

lamb is her head supposed to be leaking

like that

it doesn't say in the booklet does it

nah you want us to drag her back to

herself

not just yet let's let her drain a bit

Down Nancy

would you like a muffin

I keep some in my desk for just such a

moment

science is taxing sure

would you assist me

did I ever tell you the story of my

stump Nancy no matron I'll even notice

you're crippled on a couch you got such

a swell on the arm thank you Nancy

it happened when I was a girl

my mother died when I was eight of

Melancholia

and advanced gum disease

I have one last thing to impart

before my impending doom

please

floss

my father owned a chemical company that

made industrial solvents so

I was raised by my nanny

zwilder

swilde spoke very little English and was

prone to rashes

she tended to me while father traveled

the world

[Music]

I had no friends except swilde and she

was far too itchy to play Candyland

you have made it to the peppermint

Forest move your game piece

[Music]

it's real tragic

yes

then what happened

well then some years later after a very

successful trip to India where father

mined for sulfur in the native temples

he gifted me my monkey

Tammy

Tammy was a beautiful soft brown monkey

with eyes like an otter Tammy was my

only childhood friend

I dressed her as a glamorous lady in a

sapphire blue evening gown

in lavender chiffon and an opera cake

she was such a beautiful monkey

we loved each other

every night she slept curled against my

neck

I preened her fur for nits and she

clicked her teeth soothingly into my ear

[Music]

would you like some formage Tammy

[Music]

then one balmy summer day

swilde was covering her flaking skin

with Calamine and Tammy was eating her

usual breakfast of wolf spiders and grub

worms she seemed seem happy

she seemed so happy

I got you a brand new Snow Leopard coat

Tammy I can't wait to see you put it on

[Music]

foreign

I said I bought you a coat Tammy

you are a very naughty monkey and should

be punished

there'll be no flinging feces of the

kitchen staff until you shape up

then

I'm simply urinated unsweilder

suddenly she was on me

[Music]

a monkey she's sinking into my shoulder

I felt heat and then blackness

when I woke up

I had no arm just an empty sleeve

I convalesced and learned to use my hook

[Music]

Tammy wanted to be free

she wanted to wear turbans and roll on

the south lawn but I had learned a

little something

I had learned what we all must learn

from monkeys and degenerate women like

Vicky

wild animals must be caged they must be

caged and controlled they can never be

trusted never loved unless

we can cure them

science

does it hurt much yeah it stings it

stings

interestingly Tammy's urine completely

cured swilde of her terrible itch

father began harvesting and packaging it

as a cream

[Music]

until her death

I used Tammy's urine cream on my Eczema

every day

still we mustn't get soft with old

memories

Tammy died pacing in a cage

just as the animals here will die in

their cages yeah we gotta keep them

burning in their traps or else they be

spreading disease everywhere unless we

help them

and we are we are helping them Nancy

you know them fancy big Deals they come

in to visit the prison next week

they'll be real impressed

maybe you get an award for smarts

to serve humanity is its own reward

someday using science We Will Conquer

evil and unwholesomeness and filth

until then

we must remember those ladies are wild

animals and be ever Vigilant against our

own soft hearts

another muffin Nancy

hey Vicky you don't look so swell what'd

you do to her she's all right say

something

you're red you take her

that chunky stuff's running out of her

ears is sticking to my uniform

and that keeps a real neat uniform

Vicky

oh Vicky

I'll fix you up

don't you worry we'll get you fixed up

with this one time

when I was in the first grade

I got shot stealing a bottle of whiskey

from the old lady what ran the corner

store

it hurt pretty bad

and I bled through my best winter coat

but it was for my sweet old mom for

Pearl Harbor Day

she was real appreciative

on a county nobody loved whiskey or Hate

Old People more than my mom

and then she sang me a song about making

them crumb bums pay

fixed me right up

[Music]

on account there ain't no better

medicine

than revenge

friends and me we had so many good times

Robin liquor stores and starting fires

guess I should have known that the party

wouldn't last

[Music]

solid brick and nothing much to do but

said anything

thank you

and nowadays I find that those friends

are often on my mind when I get out the

first thing I'll do is

[Music]

today

you are now I hope you have

I hope you're luck great big barrel of

fun

don't you waste a minute

[Music]

be wise to betrayed

[Music]

thank you

Jenny

oh thank you

I knew you get woke up

you're gonna be all right

you see you lost some brain

and since he was only medium smart to

start with that's a real long thing

what did he do

I know she is still in place

let me check

[Music]

rubs in

[Music]

dreams and opens the skies

I realized

losing it all and build your eyes and

through

all this far

[Music]

fall

in me

breathe me into your skin

[Music]

the pulse of your glowing Embrace and

through all this fog we shout to each

other with love

[Music]

oh my

[Applause]

[Music]

God

we gotta quit this place in fast uni

that made Trent's gonna murder us

[Music]

[Applause]

thank you

[Music]

foreign

I hope that Postman handled my packages

of care I don't like to think about that

man putting his hands all on your

personal correspondence

oh this package came too it looks

foreign

look from France I ordered it for our

talent show gee that's real class ain't

nobody gonna be watching them monsters

when they see you got this snazzy glove

on

Nancy remove your hands from my

artificial limb

oh Jimmy matron I'm sorry I didn't I

didn't mean to get out I wasn't trying

to do nothing get out

get out

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foreign

cake the strangle is my brunga it was an

ice box

I pulled out the Crowbar she baked in

the middle you want to slice

it's got buttercream frosting

I know don't fix what I did

make what I've done any better but

if you want

you should punish me

I got a real fear of spiders

and I'm allergic to peanut butter

I might have seizures you only gotta put

a stick in my mouth and hardly notice

[Music]

give me the cake

[Music]

sit down Nancy

[Music]

[Music]

oh Barbara I told you I don't want to do

no ballet dance moves at the prison

talent show like last year ballet's a

snore and you know it

I want to do something with some kick

[Music]

yeah yeah teach me that

oh you look sweet that's got too many

moves you got to do less moves you freak

or I'm gonna trip on my tits

[Music]

I'm gonna show them gals this year every

year them Petty offenders and cell block

do you stick their noses up at us

murderers and stranglers and every year

we show them damn mugs

yeah I mean on account of we got a lot

more time to practice years and years

and they get free before they can really

polish their act up

I got years and years

I know I mean I hate to be a stat but I

miss the outside

I miss food that doesn't look like vomit

what's been vomited up again

what do you miss most Monster

sorry come again

people

yeah

he ain't got no whole person and he had

a snack on do you cannibal

but you never know what I could dig up

for you

can I take care of you I do yeah we're a

team

a team I'm the leader of you know leader

who's in charge of this hole and every

damn hole in this hole including but not

limited to you

he says I want you to attack some

crumbums

do what I says so we don't got no

trouble capiche

Now show me the moves again you've

retread let's do it

come on

[Music]

yeah I got it oh we're gonna show them

thieves and drunks and stuff like d this

year this year

[Music]

CUNY I smuggled two more spoons my tits

to reach out as well

how to meet Mallet from kitchen duty

so two more days scraping down those

cinder blocks and then smashband kid we

put the pieces in the John cover up them

holes with all those pictures you gotta

use sweet oh man

oh geez

self kid I feel fine I hear you

screaming and you sleep about tubes and

needles and I saw your nose bleeding in

the shower

maybe we should wait till we make our

move until after your head is sealed up

it's still pretty leaky no we ain't got

that kind of time kid we gotta take our

chance now before the matron finishes

the job

there's a lot of girls disappearing

around this place

the matron's gonna put me in the grave

and chop me up for pots

hello Vicky I've been hearing things

yeah are you good here well you won bad

one what's a second hole that someone

ripped off you got a mouth just like a

trout it's flapping and flapping and

it's gonna get you hooked and caught

everybody knows that you're aiming to

Tunnel your way out of here

you get a snitching in you're gonna tell

the screw

snitch

oh no ain't no snatching everybody knows

it I'm just saying watch yourself

I'll stick Barbara on you if she's

itching to make a snack out of some

little chicken look rat me and Tony we

got plans so you keep your eyes and your

ear and your mouth closed keep all your

open pots closed you get it ain't nobody

tell me what to do I run this hole

hey hey matron

and draw yourself Janine hey matron I

need to talk to you

private gone

so I mean I need to talk to you for

reals private

you know I ain't done nothing to be in

here matron it's all a setup and lies

there are girls cut up out there saying

you sliced them with a nail file or took

out an eye with a rat tail comb not to

mention all the bodies under the

floorboards [ __ ] matron there's a lot of

bad girls in the world I mean a lot of

girls that are jealous of a looker like

me yes this world is filled with bad

girls look matron I can't be cooped off

with them lowlifes no more it's like

since I ain't got Nia

shocks they smell blood

those bad girls Vicky and Juni I want

them to pay and I want my ticket out

I mean I just feel like I'm going crazy

in here you know

no I don't know

I'll never know I'm not a criminal I'm a

law abider so nobody keeps me in a

hamster cage I want to do whatever I

have to do to get out

them girls are making a plan I can smell

it

Vicky had a spoon under her mattress and

there was dust on the floor

they're trying to dig their way out why

should I believe you Janine because you

have to because it's true because I I

would do anything

you know

that's a real uh good looking handle on

you matron I I bet without that big gun

in uniform you're nothing but a real

sweet puff pastry

with a gooey gooey middle

no

there's nothing gooey in my middle

everyone says so ask around

I could do this thing with my tits

where I take a pop bottle and crush it

in there

huh

wanna take me for a ride matron I'll let

you drive

Janine I'm not a homosexual deviant like

you animals in here

perversions are interesting as

scientific studies

just as it's fascinating to watch a

spider devour its mate

but I don't have sexual relations with

spiders and I don't have sexual

relations with lesbians

still perhaps sometime you'll

show me that pop bottle trick

for my records

but not today today I'm having my arm

oiled oh come on you gotta help me

matron I just want Justice Janine I'm

not going to release you I don't have

that Authority that lies with the court

system

I'll tell you what I'll do

I look into it and if you're telling me

the truth

I'll make sure Juni and Vicky never

leave this prison

and maybe you'll get a nice plastic ear

so the ladies stop teasing you

okay

sure matron

sounds well

anytime

I got a real soft touch

hey Vicky

you think she ratted on us yeah she's a

Squealer you can smell her bacon

hey Vicky I was thinking

I know we were talking about when we get

out of here

about going to the country

and getting a goat

and milking it and making cheese and

selling the cheese

and getting a tiny pony

and I'd get to name it because I'm real

good at naming all that

Edgar

yes

what if we don't make it

or what if just I make it

we tunnel out

and it's all pretty blue skies and all

that mushy storybook crap and they catch

you and they shoot you

and it's just me

I'm sure it's pretty as hell with birds

and flowers and everything but I'm all

alone

what does it mean then

I'd rather be caged up in here

than without you out there

just a bunch of rats running free that's

all we ain't got no choice though that

matron's got it in for me she's gonna

suck out all my insides and I need them

insides

we'll think of something a new plan

something prominent like

and we'll run real far

and they are never gonna find a SUNY

because we got true love right Vicky

thank God all your head no more

we got that

yeah kid we got that

my ma says loves for suckers saps and

mocks what is that old gas bag no

monster retirement dozen everybody's got

a ma

only junie's got Vicky

thank you

[Laughter]

[Music]

thank you

hey is that Peggy yeah sure it is it's

Piggy's hairdo hey Peg are you in there

what'd you do to her complications with

birth shut your traps I got orders I'm

following

gee Vicky the baby killer told me the

Peggy got sliced open by the fangs them

babies had

she said they nod their way out I didn't

believe it none the Baby Kayla didn't

have a lie especially about babies you

mugs don't know nothing holy moly I

ain't never seen nobody lose most all

their face having babies even my cousin

Doreen would have quintuplets didn't

lose half her eye doing it Karine just

started boozing for breakfast and never

had sex no more like anybody would

Peg you in there

poor Peggy she's as good as ever right

Peggy

[Music]

yeah

see she says ain't no monster baby

slicing people open with a fat teeth

leaving sucker claw marks in a chair

what the matron just caught up holster

she said that ain't happen Peggy says

she's real good ain't nothing to see

here move along

we gotta help her Vicky ain't nothing we

can do for her now

[Music]

I think I'm gonna sing one of them

church songs for that talent show that

my former types they'll think that I

Found Jesus you know and then they'll

let me go on account on me being a good

prisoner

yeah when I get out of this joint I'm

gonna do nothing but eat donuts and

drink gin and rob banks

so smart I'm gonna be free and Rich and

drunk and fat

come on dry off my back robbery you

retread

hello

well well well what's this

we got a greasy pig in the shower

ain't enough soap in the whole big world

could make you clean squeala

I ain't said nothing I did nothing

right Barbara

hey where'd you get that fancy new ear

huh

yeah Janine

and how come my cell got tossed they

took all my sweet Olas lettuce and my

best panties

the ones with a silky that Vicky likes

not the prison issue what Vicki uses to

file her nails

they ain't found nothing

I I ain't got nothing with all that it

tore up my mattress and stole my best

cherry red lipstick

thing

to find my hollowed out Bible with

junie's sweet old ma give us

stay away from me with that oh Barbara

get you upside down she loves inside not

everybody gets a brand new year she

means you sold us out what

[Music]

seasoning even cannibals don't like rats

universe

laughs

oh Ruby turns off YouTube Aubrey you

[ __ ] seven people eater

oh

oh you're all dead dead

I'm gonna track you down and cut cut

your fruits clean up

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welcome esteemed colleagues welcome to

the Marquette State women's prison

talent show

as many of you know criminals lack the

ability to function in civilized society

they are soaked in the filth of their

crimes and cannot be made clean however

my work with the frontal lobe has been

well documented in prison watch

quarterly as are my groundbreaking

experiments with atomic electricity

sulfuric acid and living brain tissue as

a result many of these women are

completely cured

please enjoy their artistic Expressions

after they will be punch and lemon

squares in the fourth floor death

penalty execution observation rooms

and now for a theatrical event first my

excellent guard Nancy has composed a

song for the occasion please give her a

welcoming hand

[Applause]

this is a little something something

I wrote a ways back

says a little lady out there

she's very special to me and I hope

she's listening

[Music]

you have

right from the beginning

one look at you

and I knew

I was through

looking for love cause after all I

woman

you came along and showed me how to be

the inner me I should be I'm just a girl

and after all I'm just

[Music]

confident you're everything

cause you had me hook like a fish

[Music]

you had me

Hood

you and me

yeah you had me hooked and that's just

good

[Applause]

exemplary

foreign

and now for a special treat Janine

Janine suffered a stabbing on Monday and

a beating on Thursday sadly losing her

new ear showing courage and spirit she

will perform in spite of her stab wounds

and without all of her

head

[Applause]

hey how you all doing

come on I can hear the Crickets in

Jersey I said how you's all doing

good as someone who's taken Mighty

kindly to the blade

I like cutting things

and when I cut things

I like to cut real deep like

sometimes I like to make snowflakes or

little messages for some certain people

that I feel

would benefit from such aforementioned

messages

this is for use guys in particular

I will often end you

thank you very much try this lock

that was very nice Janine

um Janine is a a true

success story here at Marketa she

brutally murdered seven women with an ax

now she excels at origami thank you

Janine you are

an inspiration

and now for our grand finale a stirring

song performed by two hardened inmates

Juni and Vicky

and backed by Barbara who wants

who wants age 12 Girl Scouts

they will sing somebody got shanked in

the shower

talk is going round it's going round the

yard someone's going down and going down

hard

[Music]

summer got [ __ ]

[Music]

you think you're pretty tough I'll tell

you what keep giving me lip you're gonna

get cut Shanks in the shower somebody

got a chain to the shower

[Music]

you won't feel so sassy

it's got [ __ ]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

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foreign

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

all in me return to yourself

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

you ever wonder what happened all them

bad girls nope I do

El waffle you know that nice police

Capitan what you pays off on Thursdays

he brought me the American Paper

you know he is famous

two bad girls on the lamb

I think I'm smiling in my mug shot I

look real swelled

I like to think them girls turns over a

new leaf and reforms like we did

says here that prison guard Nancy got

fired on account we all escaped

she found herself a new career though

something

nice

and

action

bruh

meow

okay cut cut

me

to see you

to roar like a jungle cat

and flip this whip like you mean it

like we talked about

where you can kiss your seven dollars

goodbye you understand

okay

Rollie

[Music]

jungle cat

get up on your hands and knees you're

just

climbing through the junk rocks

meow okay good perfect perfect moving on

cut

Cynthia Barbara escaped along with us

[Music]

and Janine I'm betting she turned over a

new Leaf oh Jesus dear sweet Jesus

yes Janine I've been baptized in all

that crap now

so you find them Vicki and Juni you find

them fish and then I'm gonna kill them

and then you're gonna raise them up from

the dead for like the Miracles you like

and make them Undead so as I can slice

up their mugs again

you and me Jesus we're gonna make them

stinking fish pay Janine where are you

freaking Madness right sorry amen

papers that my thinking ma made a

killing on our story

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

don't make a mess on Moon

I get any drippings on my person

you're gonna have to clean it all

oh

[Music]

what a Squealer a Mars are a dime a

dozen everybody's got a ma

only junie's got Vicky

bumps

come on let's uh let's get a little

action

[Music]

the donkey she is sleepy we give you two

lesbians instead

[Laughter]

deuces

four of a kind

should learn Spanish Mickey I think that

means something important

might be killed

please

I just want you to know I'm real glad

like I got to spend it with the likes of

you you're not so much

be prepared to die little chicas what

are we gonna do with Vicky

one

[Music]

have some breakfast

why not

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

all right

I'm gonna what is it

all right we're starting off good

Ness

cut

okay right

action

[Music]

how's your best call Vicky oh vickies oh

[ __ ] [ __ ]

nice

Jude Matilda Butler name's Junie your

name turd is two three seven seven

what the [ __ ] did that ping-pong ball

come from

I think we need to do a few more games

look at that dirty jungle cat

[Laughter]

I need you

freezing my ear

you're tickling me yeah

what's up action

the honey pots

[Laughter]

action I was in an all-girl band

the honey pots

you've probably heard of us

[Laughter]

in high school no like you went to a

high school okay okay

I got it

[Laughter]

shoot once there was a girl

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

that friend became her lover

she stabbed a girl in the shower

and now they relax on vacations

[Music]

now free

[Music]

foreign

ment