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¶ it seems today that all you see ¶
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¶ is violence in movies and sex on tv ¶
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¶ but where are those good ol
d-fashioned values ¶
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¶ on which we used to rely? ¶
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¶ lucky there's a family guy ¶
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¶ lucky there's a man
who positively can do ¶
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¶ all the things that make us ¶
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¶ laugh and cry ¶
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¶ he's... A... Fam... Ily... Guy! ¶
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Good evening. I'm Diane Simmons.
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In traffic news, heavy gridlock
on the 195 interchange.
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We now go live to drunk billy
in the channel 5 news copter.
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This just in.
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Channel 5 news copter pilot
drunk billy passed away today.
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In anticipation of this event,
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We put together a clip package
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Featuring some of billy's
work for channel 5 news.
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"I'm still hungry,
" said the very hungry caterpillar.
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"but you've already..."
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Drunk billy will be missed.
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But what you shouldn't
miss is the qua hog rodeo,
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Coming to the civic centre this Friday.
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Tickets are on sale now.
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And for those of you who
are handy with a horse,
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Entry spots are still open.
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Oh, god, this seems like
the kind of thing peter...
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Too late, Brian.
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Peter, you're gonna enter the rodeo?
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That's stupid.
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You don't know anything about horses,
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And you're in terrible shape.
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You know, that's the difference
between you and me, Lois.
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When life comes knocking at the door,
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You go and hide in the kitchen.
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I fling the door wide open and I say,
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"peter griffin here. What do you got?"
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And if that don't convince you,
look at this.
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In this week's TV guide, it says,
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"peter gets more than he bargained for
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When he joins the rodeo."
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Well, it's in the guide.
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Hey, can we make that a thing?
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Can we start calling TV guide, "the
guide"?
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You know what? I'm not even asking anymore.
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That's what we're doing.
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Who says I couldn't be a rodeo star?
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I got more cowboy blood
in me than billy the kid.
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¶ well, he robbed his way
from Utah to Oklahoma ¶
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¶ and the law just could not
seem to track him down ¶
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¶ and it served his legend well ¶
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¶ for the folks, they loved to tell ¶
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¶ about when billy the kid came to town. ¶
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¶ ¶
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Hyah!
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Dad, what are you doing?!
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All right, Meg, this is only gonna hurt
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For about three weeks.
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What the hell?
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That there's my steer, griffin.
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All right, Lois. Go ahead. Say it.
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Chris, it's time for supper.
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Ho der, ho der, ho der!
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Ho der, ho der, ho der, ho der!
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Ho der, ho der, ho der! Ho der, ho der!
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Ho der, ho der, ho der.
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ho der, ho der, ho der.
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Ho der.
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All right. I am ready for the rodeo.
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Mom, when's it dad's turn?
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I don't know, Chris.
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But I think we should
all pray for your father
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That he comes out of this uninjured.
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Those horses stink.
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And it's too hot in here.
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I fell asleep in the car, so now I'm cranky.
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This is a disgusting display.
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Boy, you can say that again.
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Nothing like a bunch of adult
men teasing animals for fun.
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It's amazing that this is still legal.
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The only reason I'm here
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Is 'cause my idiot friend is in the rodeo.
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I only came 'cause I'm
writing a magazine article.
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One of the competitors
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Is a 13-year-old female riding prodigy.
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Apparently she got on the bull to miscarry,
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And found out she had a talent for it.
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Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen,
give an indifferent east coast welcome
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To the newest bull rider, peter the kid!
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You know what I am back at the ranch?
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I'm a breeding bull.
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W-what-what's that?
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You gonna find out.
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Where you goin', fatty?
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We gonna have a party.
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No! No!
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No! No!
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So, what magazine do you write for?
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I'm the editor for teen people.
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Editor?
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Well, gosh, you know,
I'm something of a writer myself.
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I-I wrote for the New Yorker
for a little while.
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Wow, that's impressive.
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Are you looking for work?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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I-I never have to look too far for that.
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I... W-w-what are you...
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What do you... What-what do you got?
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Well, we're looking for
someone to write a piece
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On the everyday activities
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Of the average American teenage girl.
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Oh, I love teenage girls.
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It's all ahead of them, you know?
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They haven't turned into bitches yet.
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Oh, it's true.
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What happened to all of us?
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I got a house on the cape.
Maybe you come visit.
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Maybe.
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Maybe you call a few days in advance
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To give me time to get the house clean.
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Okay.
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Maybe you bring a blazer,
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So we can go to a wider
range of restaurants.
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I'll-I'll bring a blazer.
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You see this, Rupert?
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Most children build a sand castle.
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But I'm building a sand retreat
for singles in their 30s.
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: Hi, I'm Jeremy.
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I work in corporate finance.
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: Hi, I'm a French Canadian girl
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Down here on my vacation.
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It's a big deal for me to
be down here on my own.
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I like the swimming pool with a bar in it
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'cause you can sit on a barstool
and you're in the water.
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: I like how all the food
and drink is included
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In the price of the ticket.
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: Yeah, that way you don't have
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To bring your cash down from the room.
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: Okay, I was just looking
for a friend of mine,
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So maybe I'll see you later.
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: Good for you, Janine.
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You promised yourself you'd
talk to somebody and you did it.
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: Brian, what are you doing up there?
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Shh. I'm writing an article
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On teenage girls for a magazine.
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I'm studying Meg to see
what goes on during her day.
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Well, be careful you don't
fall off that ladder.
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Not all dogs go to heaven.
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So, says here you were involved
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In the plotting of September 11?
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Well, that's what they get
for supporting Israel.
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Hyuck, yuck, yuck. Gawsh.
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Okay, into the eternal pit of fire you go.
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Wa-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee!
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You know, Brian, just because
you're writing a profile
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On teenage girls, it doesn't mean you have
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To be a creepy stalker and
follow Meg around all day.
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It's called research, Stewie.
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I'm just being thorough.
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Where the hell is she going?
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There's nothing out in this part of town.
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What is that, Brian?
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What is an adult correctional institute?
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It's a prison, Stewie.
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Ah.
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One would think they could just say that.
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Hi, Meg.
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Hi, Luke.
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Oh, my god.
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Meg's dating a convict!
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Oh looks like Consuela's son is in prison.
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I see you soon, Rodrigo.
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Si, mama.
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It's really good to see you, Meg.
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It's been a while.
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I know. I'm sorry, Luke.
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It's just so hard to get over here
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Without anybody finding out.
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Have you gotten all the letters
and hair that I've sent?
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It's the only thing
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That's getting me by, Meg. Thank you.
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How'd your parole hearing go?
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Not good.
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Looks like I'm gonna be in
here another three years.
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Oh, Luke.
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Oh, I don't expect you to wait for me, Meg.
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No, I will, Luke.
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If it takes ten years or 20 years,
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I will be here when you get out.
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Oh, my god!
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Meg's involved with a convict!
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Wow, Meg's like one of those crazy chicks
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Who hooks up with an even crazier guy.
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Brian, you bastard!
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How could you do this to me?!
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I'm sorry, Meg. I had to tell them!
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Don't give him crap for this, Meg.
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He did exactly the right
thing by coming to us.
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Don't you know what kind of fire
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You're playing with, dating a prisoner?
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Hold on, Lois. This is
some serious parenting.
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I'm gonna go put on my cosby sweater.
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Mom, you don't understand!
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Luke and I really connect, very deeply!
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He's all alone in there,
and I'm all alone out here.
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In a way, we're both in prison.
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Well, Meg, there's a big difference there.
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He's in prison for a reason.
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He broke the law!
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He robbed a convenience store
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To pay for medication for his mom.
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Oh, I'm sure he gave you a
very convincing sob story.
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It's not a sob story! It's true!
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Frankly, I don't care, Meg.
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I do not want you seeing him again!
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I can't find the sweater.
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How the hell did you even meet him?!
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We had a pen pal project at school,
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And when it was over,
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Luke and I just kind of
kept writing to each other.
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Well, it stops now!
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But, mom, I love him!
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It stops now, Meg!
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Your mother's right, Meg.
You got to be careful
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Who you get involved with romantically.
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Hello?
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I'm in the mood for some coitus.
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Get over here.
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I can't. I'm with my family.
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Pick up wine on the way.
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Well, Angela, if I'm
really the only guy at work
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Who can solve it, I'll be right there.
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Luke!
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What are you doing here?!
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I escaped, Meg.
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I escaped 'cause I just couldn't bear
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Another second away from you.
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My god, how did you get out?
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I filed down a toothbrush to a fine point
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And stabbed the guard with the most kids.
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What?! I'm just kidding.
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Oh. I'm still getting used
to your sense of humor.
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Actually, there was a
riot in the prison yard,
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And I slipped over the fence.
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Well, well, quick, get in
here before somebody sees you!
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Oh, Meg, I've wanted to do that for so long.
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And it's nice to be in front
of someone for a change.
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Now I know that was a joke!
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whatever.
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Hey, Meg?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Uh, yeah, come on in.
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Listen, uh, I feel like
I should explain myself
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A little bit here.
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I'm sorry I had to tell
Lois what was going on.
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You just, you gotta realize
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I was only thinking about your safety and...
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Luke, you might as well come out now.
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Luke! What the...
? They let you out of jail?!
260
00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:23,865
Not exactly.
261
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,735
He broke out to see me, Brian.
We're in love.
262
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:28,136
Meg, are you crazy?!
263
00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,805
You can't harbor a fugitive.
That's a felony.
264
00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:30,872
Only if someone finds out.
265
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,274
Are you gonna do it?
266
00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:33,742
Are you gonna tell on me again?
267
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:34,943
Well, I, I...
268
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,179
Brian, will you call me
on my mickey mouse phone?
269
00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:38,280
Wait a second.
270
00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:40,315
Why is that guy wearing a prison jumpsuit?
271
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:41,316
Think, peter, think.
272
00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:43,685
Wait. Hang on.
273
00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,354
Sunday, Sunday... Here it is.
274
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:47,089
"peter gets more than he bargains for
275
00:11:47,156 --> 00:11:49,591
When he joins the rodeo." boy, did I.
276
00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:51,593
"and Meg dates a prison escapee"!
277
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:53,628
Oh, no! Luke, run!
278
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:58,166
Joe, it's peter! Two things:
279
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:00,869
First of all, when I was over
at your house the other day,
280
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,205
I forgot to tell you how
much I like the rearrangement
281
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,040
You and bonnie did with
your living room furniture.
282
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,575
Second of all, come outside!
283
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,377
There's an escaped convict
running across the street!
284
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:25,093
No, Luke, don't run downhill!
285
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:35,036
You're going to jail, punk!
286
00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:40,776
No, Mr. Swanson, you can't take him!
287
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,177
Yes, I can, Meg.
288
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,779
He's going back to jail.
289
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,180
Well, if you're taking him to jail,
290
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,515
You have to take me, too!
291
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:47,849
I know. That's the plan.
292
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:51,086
You're under arrest for
harboring an escaped convict.
293
00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:53,088
Oh, well, that's only
fair because after all,
294
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,656
I did hide him from the...
295
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:55,690
What?!
296
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,267
Uh, hi.
297
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:08,603
Did you also get caught
trying to vote in Ohio?
298
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,643
Well, this is it.
299
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,111
Meg gets out of jail today.
300
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,413
Already? It seems like just
yesterday we rented her room
301
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:21,383
To that fly that wants to leave,
but can't figure it out.
302
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,085
Okay, now where now?
303
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:25,120
Right there.
304
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,555
I'm having some trouble here.
305
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:28,390
It's right there!
It's right in front of you!
306
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,525
Okay, I can hear you.
Volume's not a problem.
307
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:32,461
I'm just not quite seeing
what you're referring to.
308
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,929
Okay, then fly, fly out the window.
309
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,764
Up here maybe? No, to your left!
310
00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:37,499
No, that's not it. That's just more wall.
311
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,401
How many eyes do you have, huh?!
312
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,937
Just two, same number as you,
but I can't, I'm not...
313
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:43,371
Just go! Oh, my god!
314
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:44,840
Whatever it is you're driving at,
315
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,107
I'm just apparently not getting it...
316
00:13:46,175 --> 00:13:47,342
You're right there!
317
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,844
...So I'm just gonna go back upstairs.
318
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,480
I think we should all go
together to pick Meg up.
319
00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:53,882
She's probably a little fragile
after being in there so long,
320
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,518
And I'm sure she'll be
heartened to see our faces.
321
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,589
I'm home. You're all my bitches now.
322
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,291
Okay.
323
00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:09,296
Meg! You look so different.
324
00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:10,330
How was prison?
325
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:11,765
First question:
326
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,134
Who's the biggest,
toughest guy in this house?
327
00:14:14,202 --> 00:14:16,103
Well, I don't like to toot my own horn,
328
00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:17,738
But I believe I hold the distinction...
329
00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:28,315
My house now, bitch!
330
00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:29,850
Now who's the funniest?
331
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:31,518
I know my way around a joke.
332
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:34,888
For god's sake, dad,
333
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:37,324
Have some humility! It'll save your life!
334
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:41,428
There better be beer in the fridge.
335
00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:44,264
Boy, I liked her better when
she was more predictable...
336
00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:46,767
Like the stock photos
on a corporate website.
337
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:49,002
I'm a woman in a lab coat wearing goggles,
338
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,405
Staring intently at a beaker
that I'm holding near my face.
339
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,073
I'm a Latino in a hard hat,
340
00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:55,809
But I'm also wearing a tie
so you know I'm a supervisor.
341
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,911
We're college students
listening to our professor,
342
00:14:57,979 --> 00:15:01,148
But the class is taking
place outside?!
343
00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:09,523
Hey.
344
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,892
Meg! What the hell are you doing in here?!
345
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,961
Shower time. Yeah, for me.
346
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,130
Not-not for... What are you
doing with that loofah?
347
00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:17,097
Don't worry about it.
348
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,201
You told me not to worry about it!
349
00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:23,704
I shoulda been worried the whole time!
350
00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:29,076
Meg, honey? I did all your laundry.
351
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:32,079
Oh, my god, what is that smell?
352
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,247
It's my poop bucket.
353
00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:34,481
What the hell?!
354
00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:36,817
I'm used to going to the
bathroom in my room.
355
00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:38,385
That's disgusting!
356
00:15:38,453 --> 00:15:40,854
No, you use the toilet
here like everyone else!
357
00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:42,623
No. Ugh!
358
00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:44,091
God, it smells horrible!
359
00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:46,827
Well, can you at least empty
it each time you use it?
360
00:15:46,895 --> 00:15:48,428
I like to fill it up.
361
00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:49,830
I'm not making a million trips.
362
00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:53,200
Oh, my god, are you using
my shirts as toilet paper?
363
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:54,368
Yeah. And I think
364
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:56,737
I might need some right now.
365
00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:59,673
Get out now or stay and get weird.
366
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,208
Your call, warden.
367
00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,548
Hey, who's the new dude?
368
00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:09,183
Oh, my god, that's Meg griffin!
369
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,418
She just got out of prison!
370
00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:13,654
Hey, Meg, what'd they put you in jail for,
371
00:16:13,721 --> 00:16:14,755
Being ugly?
372
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,991
Hey, Meg, what happened?
373
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:19,826
Did you get out early for fat behavior?
374
00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:22,829
Nice tattoo.
375
00:16:22,897 --> 00:16:24,598
Did you get your butt hair braided, too,
376
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,400
While you were in there?
377
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,635
What'd you do, carve a gun out of soap
378
00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:31,371
And then not wash with it? Ha-ha! P.U.
379
00:16:33,107 --> 00:16:35,642
Hey, Meg, are you gonna take those soda cans
380
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,611
To the shawskank redemption centre?
381
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:54,228
Peter, Meg's been suspended from school.
382
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:55,963
That's okay. Whatever she wants to do.
383
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,931
She cracked three kids' skulls open!
384
00:16:57,999 --> 00:16:59,800
Ever since she's gotten out of prison,
385
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,602
She is completely out of control.
386
00:17:01,669 --> 00:17:03,070
Don't you see?
387
00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:05,072
That's what the penal
system does in this country.
388
00:17:05,139 --> 00:17:06,607
It turns small-time offenders
into hardened criminals.
389
00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:08,976
Look at Meg. They took
an innocent little girl
390
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:11,378
And turned her into a psychotic,
sociopathic freak.
391
00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:14,514
What'd you say, Brian?
392
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:17,017
Oh, I-I was just picking
up on something Lois said.
393
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:18,585
What-what was it? What'd you say, Lois?
394
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:20,020
Something about Meg being a freak?
395
00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:22,189
Oh, no, I didn't say anything.
396
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,857
Uh, peter said something about Meg,
397
00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:25,626
Which I completely disagree with.
398
00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:26,960
That-that-that wasn't me.
399
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,662
Stewie was really laying
into Meg about something.
400
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,563
Yeah, it was Stewie.
401
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,697
Definitely Stewie.
402
00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:32,499
Oh, so now everyone understands me.
403
00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:35,035
Look, Meg, we're just worried about you.
404
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:37,170
Well, don't. I can take care of myself.
405
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:39,239
I'll be outta here by the end of the week.
406
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,141
Punch yourself in the face.
407
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,477
Punch yourself in the face!
408
00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:46,613
All right, he doesn't know what he's doing.
409
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:49,616
You, fatso, punch your baby in the fa...
410
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:50,851
I did good, Meg?
411
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,753
Shut up.
412
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,789
I did good. I did good.
413
00:18:04,265 --> 00:18:05,465
Drive.
414
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,068
Uh, any particular direction?
415
00:18:08,136 --> 00:18:09,136
That way.
416
00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:13,206
You're gonna help me get some money
417
00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:14,908
So I can get out of this town.
418
00:18:14,976 --> 00:18:16,376
Really? Where are you gonna go?
419
00:18:16,444 --> 00:18:18,545
I don't know. Somewhere far away.
420
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,447
Maybe china.
421
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:22,149
I hear they got nascar there now.
422
00:18:30,024 --> 00:18:33,293
What kind of birdhouse can
you build with popsicles,
423
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,728
Roofies, and a mallet?
424
00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:38,432
It's for a rare African bird called "
nunya business."
425
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,736
Hi, Meg. Can I help you?
426
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:44,838
Hands in the air, Goldman!
427
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,007
Oh, my god, what are you doing?!
428
00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:48,008
Gimme your money!
429
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:49,810
Here, here, just take this jar
430
00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:51,044
For the leukaemia kids.
431
00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:52,646
I don't give it to 'em anyhow.
432
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,014
Meg, put down the gun.
433
00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:55,682
Brian, get back in the car!
434
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,186
Look, don't do this. This isn't you, Meg.
435
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:01,088
What happened to the girl we used to know?
436
00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:03,023
The one that Luke fell in love with?
437
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:04,391
The one he's expecting to see
438
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:06,593
When he steps out of
that prison in 40 years?
439
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:07,994
I don't care about Luke.
440
00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,430
I don't need him. I don't need anyone!
441
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,099
Look, if you don't put the gun down,
442
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,734
I'm gonna be forced to call the police.
443
00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:15,235
Good! Call the police!
444
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,370
I want you to!
445
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:18,538
What do I care if I go back to prison?
446
00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:19,873
Nobody cares about me anyway!
447
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,641
You're wrong, Meg.
448
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:23,377
I wanna show you something.
449
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,215
Teen people?
450
00:19:28,282 --> 00:19:30,050
It's the article I wrote about you.
451
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:32,452
You wrote an article about me?
452
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,520
They wanted a story
453
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:35,288
About a typical teenage girl.
454
00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:39,025
Is it "a fistful of backne:
Tale of a teenage loser"?
455
00:19:39,093 --> 00:19:41,395
Yeah, they make the title.
Read paragraph three.
456
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:43,163
This isn't a library, you know.
457
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,665
"and in the face of every
adolescent challenge,
458
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,968
"she looks at the world through hopeful eyes
459
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:50,003
"and maintains an uncommon resilience
460
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:51,538
"that can only be admired.
461
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:55,208
"in this sense, Meg griffin is
not the typical American girl.
462
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:58,545
She is far sweeter and kinder than that."
463
00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:01,581
Oh, god, that is so nice, Brian.
464
00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:03,016
Did you mean all that?
465
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,484
Of course I did.
466
00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:07,254
Oh, my god, I-I can't believe I did this.
467
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:10,590
I was just so tired of being
everyone's whipping girl
468
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:13,059
That it felt kind of good
to do some of the whipping.
469
00:20:13,127 --> 00:20:14,795
Give me the gun, Meg.
470
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,133
Thanks for reminding me who I really am.
471
00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,507
Well, at least I didn't get robbed.
472
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:32,446
And what can I do for you four
fine black gentlemen today?
473
00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:39,586
I got to say, Meg, I like you
so much better like this.
474
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,021
Me, too, Meg.
475
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:42,856
God, it must have been horrible in there.
476
00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:44,257
It wasn't so bad.
477
00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:45,992
I met Wesley Snipes. Is that right?
478
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:48,094
Yeah. Oh, and you know what's funny?
479
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:49,863
He was inmate 57, too.
480
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:50,730
Huh?
481
00:20:50,798 --> 00:20:52,732
He was inmate 57?
482
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,235
See, he did a movie called
passenger 57.
483
00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:56,369
Ah.
484
00:20:56,437 --> 00:20:57,838
Well, terrific.
485
00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:00,106
Always end on a strong joke.
486
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:06,877
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