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Step right up!
Step right up!
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You won't believe your eyes!
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Step right up and see the
amazing half man, half clam!
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What a rip-off.
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It's just Kim Cattrall
sitting Indian-style.
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Boy, they've got some
very unusual prizes
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at the carnival this year.
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A winner!
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Congratulations, son.
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You've won a genuine
live homosexual!
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Ooh, where are we going?!
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Wait, don't tell me.
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Oh, boy!
Mom, can I keep him?
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Well, it's a big
responsibility, Chris.
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That means you'll have to
clean up after him and feed him.
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What do you eat?
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Attention.
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I like your hair.
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Still hungry.
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You have a beautiful
speaking voice.
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I'm full.
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Let's see.
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I guess 185 pounds.
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Wrong.
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I'm 95% helium.
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Brian, look what I won!
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Wow, what'd
you win that for?
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For having the best pig
in the competition.
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Wait, you bred a pig?
Sure did.
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Most genetically-perfect
one in the contest.
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Oink.
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Oh, my God!
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Yes, he's something,
isn't he?
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Are those fists?
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Damn right.
Show him, pig.
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How the hell did you do this?
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I'll let you in on
a little secret, Brian.
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I didn't do it.
I got it from a farm.
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What the hell kind of farm
breeds pigs like this?
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Would you like to see it
for yourself, Brian?
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Yeah, I would.
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Good, 'cause it's gonna
blow your mind
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like the stereopticon did
to Americans in 1910.
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Hey, I'm in New York City!
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No, I'm not!
Yes, I am!
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No, I'm not! Yes, I am!
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What's going on here?!
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This is it, Brian.
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What's that?
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It's how I got the pig.
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You ever heard of the
multiverse theory, Brian?
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Well, of course I have,
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but I'm wondering
if you have.
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Oh, my God.
So transparent.
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Well, the theory states
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that there are
an infinite number of universes
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coexisting with ours
on parallel dimensional planes.
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Dimensional
planes, right.
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Don't, don't do that.
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Don't, don't repeat
the last two words
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like you already kinda knew
what I was talkin' about.
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You have no idea
what I'm talkin' about.
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Now in each of these
alternate universes,
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the reality is different
than our own.
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Sometimes only slightly,
sometimes quite radically.
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The point is, every possible
eventuality exists.
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And that's where
you got the pig,
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in a parallel universe.
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Prepare yourself, Brian,
and I'll show you.
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Where are we?
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This is Quahog, Brian.
Same year, same time.
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But in this universe,
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Christianity never existed,
which means the Dark Ages
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of scientific repression
never occurred, and thus,
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humanity is a thousand years
more advanced.
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Ergo, muscular,
genetically perfect pigs.
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Hey, look,
there's Quagmire.
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Thanks, honey.
Say hi to your husband.
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Oh, I got AIDS again.
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Better take my
"NyQuil Cold, Flu, and AIDS."
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All gone.
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What time do you
suppose it is, Brian?
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I don't know,
about 3:30.
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Watch the sidewalk.
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Drop dead legs.
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Pretty smile.
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Hurts my head.
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Gets me wild.
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Dig that steam...
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My God,
is that... Meg?!
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36D, Brian.
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And you know
what's amazing?
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In this universe,
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she's still one
of the ugly ones.
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If you saw Lois,
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you'd have to put your penis
in a wheelchair.
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Come on.
I'll show you around.
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Hey, is there a
bathroom around here?
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Oh, you need
to go pee or poop?
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Poop.
One poop removal.
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Wow, did I just go poop?
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You sure did.
All digital.
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Where does it go?
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It gets beamed
to another dimension.
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Let me ask you this:
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What about all the Renaissance
art that Christianity inspired?
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That was
my first question, too.
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Come on, have a look
at the Sistine Chapel.
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Yeah, with no Christianity
to inspire Michelangelo,
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they gave the job
to John Hinckley.
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All right, you ready
to go home now?
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Are you kidding?
This is amazing.
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Can we see
more universes?
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Hmm. Well, I haven't
tried yet,
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but I don't see why not.
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Whoa, what's this place?
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Yeah, this universe
looks weird.
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Yeah, it's cheap
and somehow lazy.
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Yabba-dabba...
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RockPeter?
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Yes, RockLois?
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That was wonderful rock sex
we had last rock night.
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Yes, I enjoyed rocking you up
the rock last night.
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I know. I'm glad you wore
that rock ring.
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But we still always use
a rockphylactic.
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I'm ribbited for your pleasure.
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Hey, Brian, want to get
the rock out of here?
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Rock yeah.
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Huh. This looks like
Spooner Street,
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only something's
not quite right.
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According
to the multiverse guide,
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this is a universe
where the United States
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never dropped
the atomic bomb on Hiroshima,
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so the Japanese
just never quit.
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Well, I think
I've seen enough.
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Let's get back
to our universe.
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All right, off we go.
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Ah, home, sweet home.
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Peter?
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Peter?
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What?
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What?
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Can you take out
the trash?
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'Cause it stinks
in the kitchen.
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Sure thing, Lois, delighted to.
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I get tired
when I stand.
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What the hell is this?
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This isn't our universe.
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Apparently, this is
a universe
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where everyone has two heads:
One happy, one sad.
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Honey, have you
seen Stewie?
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I can't find
him anywhere.
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I sure have!
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He's over there,
playing in the corner.
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I want you
to know I love you.
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I'm trying to get
excited about it.
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Oh, this is too freaky.
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Why didn't that
thing take us home?
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I don't know.
I told you,
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it hasn't been
fully tested yet.
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Well, we can't stay here.
That's for sure.
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And now back to Channel 5 News
at 6:00.
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Quahog's lowest-rated newscast.
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The president's dog
just had puppies!
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There was a plane crash.
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Stewie, please tell me
you know how to get us home.
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Of course I know
how to get us home.
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What the hell?
Stewie, what's going on?
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Well, from the look of it,
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I'm guessing this is Quahog,
but during some sort of ice age.
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Well, press the button.
Get us outta here.
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Uh-oh, I can't reach
the device.
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What?
You're kidding.
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Yeah, get comfortable.
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I think we're gonna be here
for a while.
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Oh, look, there's your poop
from the other universe.
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Stewie, you gotta
get us out of here!
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If we stay in here
much longer,
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we're either gonna
freeze or starve!
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I know, but I can't reach
the device.
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You try.
You're closer to it,
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and besides,
you're stronger than I am.
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Hey, what was that?
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Oh, well, you said
I was stronger than you,
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and that must have
made me happy.
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So my tail
started wagging.
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Looks like it carved
through the ice a bit.
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Yeah, it did.
Keep going.
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Okay, uh, let's see, um...
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you want to go
for a walk?
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It's working!
Do more!
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Uh, you want a treat?!
You want a treat, boy?!
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That's good,
that's good, but you...
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you really have one,
right?! Oh, yeah, yeah.
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And we're going
for that walk?!
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Oh, yeah, definitely. And,
um, I'll, I'll give you a bath!
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No, no, no!
Oh, sorry, sorry.
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And, and I'll, I'll let you
go for a ride in the car!
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Oh, you better
not be lying!
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You want to sleep
in the bed with us?!
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Yes! Oh, I never get to!
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It must be a
special occasion!
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You got it!
You're through!
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Yes! All right,
what do I do?
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Just press
the red button!
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Okay.
Uh, which one's red?
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Press the big button!
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This can't be it.
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This doesn't
look familiar.
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You're right, Brian.
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Apparently, this is
a universe
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where everyone has to
take a poop right just now.
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Okay, uh, Bill, you got
those numbers? Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, just leave
them on my desk.
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Okay, that works out
fine for me.
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Where's your desk? Doug
knows where my desk is.
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Craig, are you
good with this?
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Yeah, that should work out
pretty good for me, too.
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What the hell?
What's happened to us?
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I don't know,
but suddenly I feel
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all sweet and warm
and fuzzy.
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It seems we're in a universe
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where everything is drawn
by Disney.
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Look, there's
our house.
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Look how
gaily we run!
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Oh, Stewie and Brian,
you're just in time for pie.
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Did somebody say "pie"?
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It's a wonderful day for pie.
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You can ask all the birds
in the sky.
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And they'll tell you real
sweet with a musical tweet.
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It's a wonderful day
for pie.
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For pie.
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For pie.
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For pie.
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For pie!
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This is wonderful, Brian.
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Oh, let's live in this universe.
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Gosh, it's pretty
intoxicating, isn't it?
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I want to hear
more music about pie.
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It's a wonderful day for pie.
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And it smells
a lot better than I.
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Everyone in the house.
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And this Adam West mouse.
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The bees making honey.
245
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This Tom Tucker bunny.
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We all sing with glee
'cause we all agree.
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It's a wonderful,
wonderful day for pie!
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You want a nice, shiny red apple
to put in that pie?
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No!
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Brian, we could spend
the rest of our lives here.
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It's perfect.
Sounds good to me.
252
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Doesn't seem to be a thing
wrong with this place.
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Hello, everybody.
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Jew!
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
This is a Disney universe.
256
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,824
Oh, but look at how shiny
my buttons are here.
257
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,268
Just push the... Yeah,
yeah, okay, okay.
258
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,728
I'll push the thing.
259
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,802
Whoa, this is trippy.
260
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:45,105
I should say so. We're in
the Robot Chicken universe.
261
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,174
Will you guys move?
You're blocking the TV.
262
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,477
Look! GI Joe, Transformers,
Thundercats, He-Man!
263
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,679
Yay! Those shows existed!
264
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,215
How's it feel to be on a major
network for 30 seconds?
265
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,349
You!
266
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,151
Bye.
267
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,355
My God. This place
looks terrible.
268
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,624
Looks like Quahog
was vaporized or something.
269
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,294
It says that in this universe,
Frank Sinatra was never born,
270
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,529
and therefore, he was unable
to use his influence
271
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,764
to get Kennedy elected.
272
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,599
So, Nixon won
the 1960 election
273
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,667
and totally botched the
Cuban Missile Crisis,
274
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,069
causing World War III.
275
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,505
Wow, so I guess Lee Harvey
Oswald never shot Kennedy?
276
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,240
No, He shot Mayor McCheese.
277
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,382
That joke's
not in bad taste, right?
278
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,085
Oh, who cares?
He's a cheeseburger.
279
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,488
Ew. Where are we?
280
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,125
I don't know. The device can't
make heads or tails of it.
281
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,962
It's just some sort of weird,
low-resolution blocky universe.
282
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,530
Lois, where is my supper?
283
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,731
Still in the oven.
284
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,266
Will I have it soon?
Quite soon.
285
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,700
Thank you!
You're welcome!
286
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,767
Nyah!
Nyah!
287
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,736
Nyah!
Nyah!
288
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,737
Nyah!
Nyah!
289
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,805
Nyah!
Nyah!
290
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,141
I'm frightened.
Let's go.
291
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,844
Love it.
Hate it.
292
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,847
Love it.
Hate it.
293
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,583
Uh, Brian?
Yeah?
294
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,650
This feels weird.
295
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,219
Hit the button.
296
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,256
Oh, God, what is this?
297
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,733
I feel like I'm on acid
or something.
298
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,993
According to the Multiverse
Guide, this is a universe
299
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,294
where everything is depicted
300
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,763
as a Washington Post
political cartoon.
301
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,298
Good Lord, I'm naked.
302
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,100
And why am I holding
a dinner platter
303
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,668
that says McCain/Feingold?
304
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,138
That's-That's pretty good.
305
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,639
That's-That's funny.
306
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,008
You don't get it.
307
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,776
No, no, I totally get it.
308
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,711
Oh, God.
Let's go, quick.
309
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,281
Here comes an overweight cat
with dollar signs for eyes
310
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,249
and a hat that says
"Social Security,"
311
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,052
pouring a bucket that says
"Alternative minimum tax"
312
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,754
over a sad Statue of Liberty
holding a democracy umbrella.
313
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,323
Yes!
314
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,626
Oh, that ought
to wake people up.
315
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,662
Shut the up.
316
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,933
Oh, my God.
Now we're nowhere.
317
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,301
Not quite, Brian.
318
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,503
This is a universe,
but its only inhabitant
319
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,606
is one really faraway guy
who yells compliments.
320
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,941
I like your shirt!
321
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,609
Thank you!
322
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,344
This was nice.
323
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,015
We did it. We're back.
324
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,351
No. This is the universe
of misleading portraiture.
325
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,622
Oh, wait. It's not so bad.
There's the compliment guy.
326
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,190
Hello!
327
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,928
They got both of us!
328
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,429
We're finished. We're
never going to get home.
329
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,333
We're never going to
see our Peter and Lois
330
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,001
or anyone else
we know ever again.
331
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,403
You got your pal Stewie.
332
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,606
Great. Aw, you could learn
something from Compliment Guy.
333
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,375
And you know,
it's not as bad as you think.
334
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,911
I may have
finally figured this out.
335
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,080
I just need to make
a few more calculations...
336
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,463
Sorry about that.
Bad girl, Holly.
337
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,664
No jumpies.
338
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,999
Oh, it's quite all right.
339
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:03,070
Okay, this is ridiculous.
340
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,239
You go here.
You, you naughty little wire,
341
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,607
you're supposed to be over here.
342
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,875
How did you get over there?
343
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,944
Oh, yeah.
344
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,212
Come on, Holly.
Let's go.
345
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,814
This guy's a freak.
346
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,516
And that should do it.
347
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,750
Now, let's go home.
348
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,152
Hey! What the hell
are you doing?
349
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,121
I just don't think we
should be too hasty.
350
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,655
I mean, we have a
unique opportunity
351
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,857
to study alternate
universes in depth.
352
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,126
Brian,
give me the damn device.
353
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,394
Give it.
354
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,661
No, knock it off.
Give it.
355
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,206
No, stop it. Stop it.
Come on, give it.
356
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,498
No. Come on.
Come on.
357
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,001
What the hell, man?
358
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,502
What the hell?
Look what you did!
359
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,180
You better put that
thing on a leash, sir,
360
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,806
or I'm going to
have to fine you.
361
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:44,544
Take your stinkin' paws off me,
you damn dirty dog.
362
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,283
What the hell
were you thinking, Brian?
363
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,052
We're never going
to get home now.
364
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,987
Why the hell would you
break the damn device?
365
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,131
Look, it was an
accident, all right?
366
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,657
And besides,
look at this place.
367
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,692
It's a world run by dogs.
368
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,162
I mean, I kind of want
to explore this universe.
369
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,496
Oh, you like role reversal?
370
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,664
Huh? Okay.
371
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,135
Wait, what are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Come on!
372
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,937
Pick up my poop!
Pick up my poop!
373
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,239
I'm not picking
up your poop!
374
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,506
Hey, you.
Pick up that poop.
375
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,975
You heard him, Brian.
Pick up my poop.
376
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,513
Go on. Pick it up.
Do it. Pick up my poop!
377
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,748
I need a plastic bag.
378
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,316
Here's a thin napkin.
379
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,256
Okay, I'm a new neighbor and
you're my pet human Hotchkiss.
380
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,723
Got it?
I-I-I don't...
381
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,759
I'm not so crazy
about "Hotchkiss" anymore.
382
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,537
What do you mean? You
came up with Hotchkiss.
383
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,762
I know, but...
384
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,666
How about Axel or-or-or
Maximilian or Dex, you know?
385
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,634
It's-It's got to have
an "X" in it because...
386
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,236
'cause that means
I have cool parents
387
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,139
who take me on expensive
ski trips on spring break
388
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,907
and I get
to drink wine with dinner,
389
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,542
even though
I'm only 14, and...
390
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,545
Oh, my God! I know that sound!
391
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,922
That means there's a potential
intruder at the front door
392
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,458
or one of my pals.
Either way, I'm really excited
393
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,484
and ready for
anything! Hello?
394
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,487
Hello, my name
is Blake Carrington.
395
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,789
Aw. And this is my human, Gabe.
396
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,191
Oh, no. What?
397
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,558
We just moved in
down the street
398
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,736
and thought we'd stop in
and say hi to our new neighbors.
399
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,962
Well, great to meet you.
Come on in. I'm Peter.
400
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,732
This is my family.
My wife Lois.
401
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,702
My son, Chris... Chris,
stop licking yourself
402
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,870
and come up and say hi!
403
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,039
My daughter Meg.
404
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,075
Our puppy Stewie.
405
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,810
And this is
our human Brian.
406
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,245
Nice to meet you.
407
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,980
"Say hi
to human Brian, Blake,"
408
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,849
says Gabe.
Hi.
409
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,219
Mommy, I want to play
with the new human.
410
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,053
Only if it's okay
with Blake.
411
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,455
Uh, yeah, sure,
it's fine.
412
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,789
Gabe is great with puppies.
413
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,226
I swear to God, I hope
the next universe we go to
414
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,229
is all Koreans.
415
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,233
I know who you are, Stewie.
416
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,500
I beg your pardon?
417
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,769
I've perfected
multiverse travel, as well.
418
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,138
In fact, I've figured out
419
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,240
how to navigate
with absolute precision.
420
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,907
Really?
I haven't.
421
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,310
We've been jumping randomly
from one universe to the next.
422
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,978
Did you have
the "shuffle" button on?
423
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:02,048
Oh, my God.
There you go.
424
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,326
That's why that
little symbol...
425
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,793
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The two crossed arrows...
426
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,994
There it is... is up
there in the corner.
427
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,830
There's your problem.
Oh, my God. I feel silly.
428
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,322
But I can't do
anything about it.
429
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,957
My device has
been destroyed.
430
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,269
Well, I've got one of my own.
I can use it to send you back.
431
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,561
Hold on, I'll get it.
432
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,340
Oh, my God! Who is it? I got it!
433
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,132
Morning, Peter.
Hey, Joe.
434
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,033
Bonnie and I
are having company tonight,
435
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,769
wondering if I could
borrow some wet food.
436
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,936
Yeah, sure thing.
437
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,573
That's Joe.
He's our local human catcher.
438
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,177
So don't misbehave or the human
catcher'll come after you...
439
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,644
Gabe.
440
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,079
My name's not Gabe!
441
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,350
Oh, you're in big trouble,
you little crap!
442
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,195
Boy, you shouldn't have
done that, little fella.
443
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,621
You just earned yourself
a trip to the pound!
444
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,651
Who the hell
do you think you are?!
445
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,759
Brian! Brian!
446
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,027
Do something!
447
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,174
Look, I'm sorry about this.
448
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,730
Let me just pay the fine
or whatever
449
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,375
and I'll make sure
this doesn't happen again.
450
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,700
You can pick
him up tomorrow.
451
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,867
Oh. Okay.
452
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,703
Just bring a trash bag.
453
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,172
What did he mean by that?
454
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,140
Any human that bites
a dog gets euthanized.
455
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,709
You know that.
No, he doesn't!
456
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,578
He's from another universe where
dogs are subservient to humans.
457
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,022
Oh, you mean like
that time we... Yeah.
458
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,881
When we bounced around
between univ... Yeah.
459
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,326
And you couldn't
figure out how to... Yes!
460
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,460
Oh, they're going
to kill him!
461
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,561
We got to get him
out of there!
462
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,820
It's a tough world here.
463
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,855
You hear about it every night
on the dog news.
464
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,758
Coming up, that bush in the park
is my bush!
465
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,227
My bush!
466
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,339
Look, there he is!
467
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,342
Oh, thank God. I'm saved.
468
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,213
Come on,
let's get out of here.
469
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,790
All right, the two of you,
stand over there
470
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,285
and I'll send you back
where you belong.
471
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,454
Gosh, Brian,
I sure hope this next leap...
472
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,289
will be the leap home.
473
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,357
Wait!
474
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,958
Take me with you.
475
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,227
What do you mean? You can't
come back to our universe.
476
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,028
Come on, a place
where humans are in charge?
477
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,129
I can't pass that up.
478
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,265
Hey!
479
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,400
Get away from there!
480
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,292
Well, this looks like home.
481
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,693
Is there any way
we can be sure?
482
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,732
Mom, have you seen
my Trapper Keeper?
483
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,136
Yeah, we're home!
484
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,140
Well, now, what do we do
about this guy?
485
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,009
We got two Brians
in our universe now.
486
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,578
Don't worry, I don't
plan to stay in Quahog.
487
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,146
I'm gonna go out into the world
488
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,848
and see
what I can make of myself.
489
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,717
I can be somebody here.
490
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,619
And it should be easy
for you, because...
491
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,421
I mean... what luck...
You're white.
492
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,723
You have no idea
how big that is here.
493
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,295
Good-bye, Stewie.
Good-bye, Brian.
494
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,497
Maybe our paths
will cross again someday.
495
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,336
Ah, look at him go.
496
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,371
Free in a world
of his own kind,
497
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,606
where he can finally reach
the full potential...
498
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,875
Oh, my God!
He got hit by a car!35617
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