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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:21,918 Hey, Benji. It's me. I'm just leaving my apartment. 2 00:01:22,085 --> 00:01:24,293 Remember, we gotta be there, like, three hours early. 3 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,001 Yeah, just ring me when you get this. 4 00:01:28,876 --> 00:01:30,585 Hey, Benji. I hope you left already... 5 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:32,543 'cause I'm stuck in a little traffic on the BQE. 6 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,918 Just in case you can avoid it. 7 00:01:35,085 --> 00:01:36,751 Anyway, just ring me when you get this. 8 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,543 Hey, Benji. Actually, traffic just cleared up. 9 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,793 So that's pretty good, if you were worried. 10 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,710 Maybe you weren't. Anyway, just ring me when you get this, anyway. 11 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:48,418 Hey, Benji. I'm sorry I'm leaving so many messages. 12 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:51,876 Just... Sorry. You can disregard them 'cause I'm... I'll be there soon, and I... 13 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:55,001 Yeah. I can't wait to see you, and I will not leave you another message. Okay. Bye. 14 00:01:57,043 --> 00:01:58,918 Hey, Benji. I just got to the airport. 15 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,876 I really hope you left already or that you're, like... 16 00:02:01,043 --> 00:02:02,168 I don't know, on your way. 17 00:02:02,335 --> 00:02:04,585 Anyway, just ring me when you get this. 18 00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:12,251 - Oh, God. You made it. - What's up, cuz? 19 00:02:12,585 --> 00:02:14,751 Oh, man, come here. I called you so many times. 20 00:02:14,918 --> 00:02:16,835 - Step back, dude. Let me have a look at you. - It's so good to see... Yeah. 21 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:18,293 - Okay. - Turn around. 22 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,293 - I wanna see the whole fucking picture. - What? Really? 23 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,793 - Twirl. Twirly dervish. - Okay, okay. 24 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,543 - All right, all right. - Yeah, man, look at you. 25 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,626 - Healthy, wealthy, and wise. You look good. - Oh. 26 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:27,043 All right, listen, I think we should check you in. 27 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,210 - I did a thing online. I... - Oh, no. I did it. 28 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:30,210 - I checked in a while ago. - Did you? 29 00:02:30,376 --> 00:02:31,876 - Yeah. - Sorry. When did you get here? 30 00:02:32,043 --> 00:02:33,085 Few hours ago. 31 00:02:33,251 --> 00:02:34,251 - Really? - Yeah. 32 00:02:34,418 --> 00:02:35,960 I mean, the flight's not for another, like, two hours. 33 00:02:36,126 --> 00:02:38,793 Yeah, but they open the airport super early. You can just come here and hang out. 34 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,376 - Wow. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 35 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:42,376 You meet the craziest fucking people here, dude. 36 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:44,001 Oh. And did you eat anything? 37 00:02:44,168 --> 00:02:45,210 - I did. Yeah. No, yeah. - Okay. 38 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:46,168 Just 'cause I'm gonna wanna get something... 39 00:02:46,335 --> 00:02:47,210 - before we take off. - Oh. Don't worry about it, man. 40 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,793 I got you a yogurt. It's a little warm. 41 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,293 - Warm? - It's been in my pocket. 42 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,001 Shit, I don't have a spoon. That's okay. You just sort of... 43 00:02:54,168 --> 00:02:55,626 squeeze it, slurp it. 44 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:57,043 Did you really get this for me? 45 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:58,793 Yeah, of course, dude. 46 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,793 - All right, you got your shit? - Okay. Yeah. 47 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,626 - You know what else? - What? 48 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,793 I also got some good shit for when we land. 49 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,460 Like, very, very good shit. 50 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:06,960 Wait. You're not, like, taking weed into Poland, are you? 51 00:03:07,126 --> 00:03:08,126 - Oh, yeah. - Benji? 52 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:09,293 They don't give a shit about that stuff, man. I'm telling you... 53 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:10,460 Mm. I think they very much do give a shit about that stuff. 54 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:11,751 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? - Yeah. 55 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:14,543 They're gonna arrest two Jews in Poland for a little bit of weed? 56 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,710 - That's a good look for the Polish people. - Okay. All right, all right. Just try to... 57 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:18,960 - keep it down, okay? - Okay, yeah. Don't say, "marijuana." 58 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:26,460 - Arms out. - Wait, really? 59 00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:29,043 Sorry. It doesn't normally... Thanks. 60 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,793 This one? This little one? 61 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,585 It's a gift from my dad. 62 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:34,710 - Dad? - Yeah. 63 00:03:34,876 --> 00:03:35,876 Of course it was. 64 00:03:36,835 --> 00:03:37,918 - Do you have something like this? - No way. 65 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:41,418 - Yeah. - I don't... I was way off. Okay, bye. 66 00:03:41,585 --> 00:03:42,585 - Bye. - Bye. 67 00:03:42,751 --> 00:03:44,210 Oh. There you go. 68 00:03:46,335 --> 00:03:47,460 - She is so dope. - Okay. Arms out. 69 00:03:47,626 --> 00:03:49,418 - Who? - The TSA agent. 70 00:03:49,585 --> 00:03:50,876 Her dad does security for the Knicks. 71 00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:52,043 Huh. 72 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:04,210 Did you want some? 73 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:05,710 - Mm. - Uh, Priya made it for me. 74 00:04:05,876 --> 00:04:08,460 - Yeah, right. - No. I'm... Yeah, okay. 75 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:09,668 - Yeah. - Yeah? 76 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,710 What is that? A fucking Brazil nut? 77 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,418 Yo. So, like, how you been, man? 78 00:04:18,251 --> 00:04:19,459 - Honestly, dude... - Yeah. 79 00:04:20,876 --> 00:04:21,876 I've been... 80 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:26,460 great. Been, like, really fucking great. 81 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,751 You wanna go over our tour itinerary or anything? 82 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:33,835 Okay. 83 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,626 - Can you hold that for me, actually? - Yeah, sure. 84 00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:42,001 - Yeah. Have as much as you want. - Yeah? 85 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:47,001 Don't you think it'll be nice for us to see where Grandma was from? 86 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:48,626 You know, where she lived? 87 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:49,626 Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,876 - I can't even follow this. I'll just... - Sure. 89 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,668 - ...do whatever the group does. - Sure. 90 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:58,501 Hi. 91 00:04:58,668 --> 00:04:59,668 What seat you got? 92 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:01,085 24 A. 93 00:05:01,251 --> 00:05:03,585 Mm. I'm B. I think we're middle and window. 94 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:05,835 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, man. You mind taking middle? 95 00:05:10,293 --> 00:05:11,376 How you feeling in there, dude? 96 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,960 It's a little tight. 97 00:05:14,085 --> 00:05:16,335 - You still looking for a job? - Nah. 98 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:19,751 So, you have to, like, work the whole trip? 99 00:05:19,918 --> 00:05:22,710 No. No, no. I was able to take the week, like, completely free. 100 00:05:22,876 --> 00:05:24,043 - I wanna be here. I wanna be like... - Great. 101 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:25,210 You know, I wanna be present. 102 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:26,710 - Good, man. Excellent. - Yeah. 103 00:05:26,876 --> 00:05:29,418 You still, like, sellin' shit online? 104 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:32,085 I mean, I don't, like, sell used jerseys on eBay. 105 00:05:32,251 --> 00:05:35,001 - I do, like, digital ad sales. Yeah. - Okay. 106 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,043 So, you know, when you see, like, an ad banner online? 107 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:39,460 Oh, yeah. God, I hate that shit. 108 00:05:39,626 --> 00:05:40,626 Hey, come on. 109 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:42,585 No, no. No, I just mean, like, everybody hates that shit, you know. 110 00:05:42,751 --> 00:05:43,751 - Do they? - Mm, yeah. 111 00:05:43,918 --> 00:05:45,126 - Well, that's what I do. That's my job. - It's cool, man. 112 00:05:45,293 --> 00:05:46,710 - I sell those. Okay. - It's cool. It's cool, dude. 113 00:05:46,876 --> 00:05:48,043 You're making the world go around. It's fine. 114 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,210 - Yeah. - That's not your fault. 115 00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:51,501 You're just, like, part of a fucked-up system. 116 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:54,751 I mean, without online ads, actually, a lot of the websites... 117 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,376 that you visit for free wouldn't be able to exist. 118 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:58,043 It's kind of like the lifeblood of the Internet. 119 00:05:58,210 --> 00:05:59,293 - Hey, dude, dude. - Yeah. 120 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,501 I think they want us to pay attention. 121 00:06:01,668 --> 00:06:02,751 Yeah, no, I just wanted to, like, finish the story. 122 00:06:02,918 --> 00:06:05,585 Yeah, yeah. No. It's just... It's just kind of rude, man. 123 00:06:05,751 --> 00:06:07,085 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 124 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:09,126 - Just trying to do their jobs. - To fasten your seatbelt... 125 00:06:09,293 --> 00:06:10,960 insert the metal end into the... 126 00:06:55,543 --> 00:06:57,626 This is a security announcement. 127 00:06:57,793 --> 00:07:01,543 Please maintain control of your personal belongings at all time. 128 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,626 Hey, are you okay? 129 00:07:06,876 --> 00:07:08,668 Uh, yeah. I don't know. 130 00:07:09,335 --> 00:07:11,626 Oh. There's our guy. Yo. Dude. 131 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:12,918 - What's up? That's us. - Hey. 132 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:14,085 Kaplans. 133 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,751 What you looking at? 134 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,418 I don't know. It's stupid. I don't... 135 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:27,668 I think I'm already homesick. 136 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:29,043 I don't know. It's just Abe. 137 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,460 He's, like, obsessed with buildings now. 138 00:07:30,626 --> 00:07:32,335 He wants to know the height of every skyscraper. 139 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:34,585 It's kind of, like, all-encompassing. 140 00:07:34,751 --> 00:07:35,876 - Okay. - Yeah. 141 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,126 Let me see it? 142 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:39,918 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 143 00:07:43,043 --> 00:07:45,876 That's right. And then how many floors is the Empire State Building? 144 00:07:46,043 --> 00:07:48,210 103. 145 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:50,626 Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards? 146 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:54,293 112. But the balcony is on the 100. 147 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:55,293 Yes! 148 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:00,418 How many floors is the Empire State Building? 149 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:02,710 103. 150 00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:05,210 Okay. How many floors is 30 Hudson Yards? 151 00:08:05,376 --> 00:08:06,710 112. 152 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,710 - You packed pajamas? - Yeah, of course I did. 153 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:13,876 - Two pairs. - Really? But really? 154 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:15,168 - You mean like the whole, like... - You wanna borrow some? 155 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:17,668 what, Victorian nightgown with the slippers and the cap? 156 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:19,668 No, man. I don't think I even own that. 157 00:08:19,835 --> 00:08:22,418 Hi. Welcome to the Warsaw Central Hotel. 158 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,376 Thank you so much. Yeah, we're checking in. We're with the Heritage Tour. 159 00:08:25,543 --> 00:08:28,501 Kaplan, Benjamin and David. I have our passports here. 160 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:30,251 - Yes, of course. Welcome. - Thank you. 161 00:08:30,418 --> 00:08:32,210 You're the final ones to arrive. 162 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,835 And I think I have a package for you. 163 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,125 - It's been sitting here for many days... - That's for me, actually. 164 00:08:36,293 --> 00:08:37,250 - Okay. - Thank you. 165 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:38,835 - There you go. - Thanks. 166 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,210 You're on the fifth floor, and there's a group meeting in 30 minutes. 167 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:45,251 - Okay. Thank you so much. - Great. Thank you. Fifth floor? Thanks. 168 00:08:45,418 --> 00:08:46,418 What the hell is that? 169 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,668 Oh, it's the weed. I told you. It's like, really good stuff. 170 00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:51,418 I got it from Todd. This fucking barber in Ithaca. 171 00:08:51,585 --> 00:08:53,668 Wait. You mailed yourself weed? 172 00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:55,751 No, man. I mailed us weed. 173 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:58,460 Are you... I thought you were, like, taking it through the airport. 174 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:00,085 - Really? - Yes, really. 175 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:01,460 Did you not see how nervous I was? 176 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:04,168 No, I did. I just thought that was you. 177 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:09,001 I'm so fuckin' happy to be here with you right now. 178 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,418 Me too. 179 00:09:12,293 --> 00:09:13,293 Oh, God. 180 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:18,251 All right. We got a half an hour. I'm gonna have to shower. 181 00:09:18,418 --> 00:09:19,626 Good idea. 182 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:22,501 Sweet! Closet. 183 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:27,460 Oh, yeah. Dude, I totally forgot. You have super nice feet. 184 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:28,835 - Do I? - Yeah... 185 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,501 and they've aged really well too. 186 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,001 Toes are mad straight. It's nice. 187 00:09:32,168 --> 00:09:33,126 Okay. Thank you. 188 00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:35,918 No weird feet knuckles or stray hairs or anything. Very classy. 189 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,668 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 190 00:09:37,835 --> 00:09:40,501 That's interesting. I never really evaluated them, I guess. 191 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,251 You never evaluated your own feet? 192 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:44,876 - No. - Come on, dude. They're graceful as fuck. 193 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,960 Look at 'em. They remind me of Grandma's feet. 194 00:09:47,126 --> 00:09:48,460 You remember Grandma's feet? 195 00:09:48,626 --> 00:09:49,585 'Course I remember Grandma's feet. 196 00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:52,543 She always wore those pink plastic fuckin' sandals from Target. 197 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:55,460 - She used to strut that shit all over town. - Really? 198 00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,835 - You know, sometimes I look at you. - Yeah? 199 00:09:58,001 --> 00:09:59,001 I see her. 200 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:01,043 I look like an old Jewish woman? 201 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:04,793 No, man, you look wise. And I don't know, it's beautiful. 202 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,126 - Really? - Yeah. 203 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:08,251 Thanks. All right. All right. 204 00:10:08,418 --> 00:10:09,418 - I'm gonna shower, okay? - Cool. 205 00:10:09,585 --> 00:10:11,085 - Yeah. - Mind if I shower first? 206 00:10:11,251 --> 00:10:12,085 No, sure. 207 00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:13,668 Oh, hey, can I borrow your phone? 208 00:10:14,335 --> 00:10:15,335 Yeah, sure. For what? 209 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:17,710 Just 'cause I like to listen to music in the shower. 210 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:19,418 Don't you have a phone? 211 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,585 Yeah, but it doesn't play music. 212 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:23,710 Yeah, sure. Here you go. 213 00:10:23,876 --> 00:10:25,626 - Sweet. - Yeah. 214 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,043 Shower time. 215 00:10:53,918 --> 00:10:55,835 - Hi. Sorry. Let me guess. David and Benjamin? - Hi. 216 00:10:56,001 --> 00:10:57,001 - Hi, yeah. You're James? - Yeah. 217 00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:58,501 - Hi, yes. I am James. Hi. - Hey. How's it going? 218 00:10:58,668 --> 00:10:59,668 - Hi. Benji. - Yeah. 219 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:01,418 - You're Benji? Okay, hi. - Benji. Yeah. Benji. It's Benji. 220 00:11:01,585 --> 00:11:02,918 Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to accost you. 221 00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:04,418 I just thought I should intercept... 222 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,085 - in case you weren't sure where we were. - Thanks. 223 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,335 So, it's a nice, small group. 224 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:10,043 - Should be intimate, you know. - Nice. Great. 225 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,543 - Success, everybody, found them. - Hi. 226 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:12,918 This is David and Benji. 227 00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:14,085 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. 228 00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,251 - Hi. - Hi. 229 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:16,418 - Welcome. - Sit down. Take a seat, please. Yeah. 230 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:18,043 Nice to meet you. Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah. 231 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:21,210 So, I won't ramble on for too long, but a word about myself. 232 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,626 Hopefully, you won't be too sick of me by the end of the week. 233 00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:30,168 So my name is James, as you know. 234 00:11:30,335 --> 00:11:33,251 I will be your British tour guide through Poland. 235 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:36,668 I was a scholar of Eastern European studies at Oxford. 236 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:38,126 I'm not myself Jewish... 237 00:11:38,293 --> 00:11:39,876 but I'm completely obsessed... 238 00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:43,210 with this whole part of the world, and in particular the Jewish experience... 239 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:44,668 which I find to be... 240 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:48,085 fascinating and complex and, at times, tragic... 241 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:50,168 but ultimately beautiful. 242 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,376 So, anyway, enough from me. Shut up, James. 243 00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:54,960 Who wants to go next? 244 00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:56,376 Okay, I'll be brave. Ha! 245 00:11:58,376 --> 00:12:00,543 Hi. I'm Marcia Kramer. 246 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:04,085 I'm originally from Brooklyn with... 247 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:08,835 two regrettable decades in Los Angeles, and I've just moved back to New York... 248 00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:10,335 after a divorce. 249 00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,085 Sorry, if I'm oversharing... 250 00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:15,001 but I found that I was turning into the kind of... 251 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,126 woman I detested. 252 00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:20,918 Just like a lady who lunches basically, you know? 253 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,126 Oof. 254 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:25,585 My mother survived the camps and... 255 00:12:26,543 --> 00:12:30,001 she never talked about it. Ever. 256 00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,376 So, I'm here to honor her. 257 00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:37,168 Okay, that's me. You go. Who's next? 258 00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:39,585 Well, hi. Diane and Mark Binder. 259 00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:40,751 Hello. 260 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:43,835 We're boring. 261 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:46,918 Recently retired from Shaker Heights. 262 00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:49,835 Mark's family was from here, down in Lublin. 263 00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:53,751 But they left way before the war. Turn of the century. 264 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,835 We were Mayflower Jews. 265 00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,585 Was always my little joke. 266 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960 - Yeah. Funny. - Hi. 267 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:01,376 I'm Eloge. 268 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:06,501 As you might have guessed, I was not born Jewish. 269 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,793 I guess you won't be the only one on this trip, James. 270 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,418 Happy for the company, Eloge. 271 00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:11,710 Happy for the company. 272 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:15,293 But I did convert to Judaism, around 10 years ago. 273 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,085 I'm actually African-born, Rwandan. 274 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,710 And to answer the question... 275 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:24,251 maybe you are thinking of asking, I-I am a survivor of the genocide. 276 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:25,585 Oh, snap. 277 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,293 Sorry. No, I just meant... 278 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,960 No, that's like... I meant that in a good way. Like... 279 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:31,668 I don't know if you're familiar with "snap." 280 00:13:31,835 --> 00:13:34,251 It's like, "Oh, shit." "Oh, wow." "Holy..." You know... 281 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:36,876 I'm just interested in people from other places. It's like... 282 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:39,001 I'm a fan, basically. Keep going, dude. 283 00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:40,918 - I'm sorry about that. - No. No, no, no. 284 00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:43,960 I'm very happy when people are interested in my country. 285 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,126 - Oh. - Sweet. 286 00:13:45,293 --> 00:13:46,751 - What's your name? - Benji. 287 00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:49,418 - Benji, I'm an open book. - Oh, rad. 288 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,876 So my mother and I survived the genocide. 289 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,918 And I moved to Winnipeg with her life savings... 290 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:59,168 - sewn into the inside of my jacket... - Jesus. Fuck. 291 00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:03,876 And, in Winnipeg, I found a connection there with a Jewish community. 292 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,460 Yeah, well, naturally. 293 00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,251 Yes, naturally, Benji. 294 00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:11,376 And, when I learned about the Jewish story... 295 00:14:11,543 --> 00:14:14,251 I felt at peace for the first time since the war. 296 00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:17,293 And the more I learn, and the more people I meet... 297 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,168 wonderful people such as yourselves... 298 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,210 the more I know I made the right decision. 299 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:26,918 Wow. 300 00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:30,043 Well, I didn't expect to be crying before the tour started. 301 00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:33,210 - Wow. That's extraordinary. - Wow. 302 00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,335 - Thank you so much for that, Eloge. - Yeah. 303 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,876 - Thank you. - That was beautiful. 304 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,501 - Well, who the hell wants to follow that? - Yeah. 305 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,085 Okay, shit. I guess I'll go. 306 00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:46,376 So, Davers and I are cousins. We've... 307 00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:48,335 Actually, we were born three weeks apart... 308 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:49,751 - which is kinda nuts. - Yes. 309 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,751 A zloty for anyone who can guess which one of us is older. 310 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,001 Me! 311 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:55,668 Our dads are brothers. 312 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,710 We're basically brothers, too, wouldn't you say, Dave? 313 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,626 We used to be joined at the hip. Like feckin Katie and Eilish. 314 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:02,168 - Remember them? - Yeah. Don't say that. 315 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:06,460 But, our grandma, Dory... Grandma Dory, she was from here. 316 00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:08,835 And we've always wanted to... 317 00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:12,043 see where she came from and see the house that she grew up in. 318 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,918 Yeah, that's actually why we're leaving the tour a day early. 319 00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:15,876 - Benji insisted on seeing her little town. - Yeah. 'Course, yeah. 320 00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:17,543 - They were... They were super close. - We have to. 321 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,835 Yeah. I mean, she was the fucking coolest, right? 322 00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,751 Well, now I've just been, like... 323 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,085 in a real funk, I guess, since she died. Just haven't... 324 00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:31,960 Yeah. Sorry. She was just my favorite person in the world. 325 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:40,710 You know, it's, it's good to remember. That's why we're here, in a way. So... 326 00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,751 Thank you, James. Thanks for saying that. 327 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,710 So... Yeah, it's okay. 328 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,668 Just to, like, just keep things on track, though. Like... 329 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:50,960 - Yeah. - Sorry. When she died... 330 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:53,418 she left some money in her will for me and Benji to come here, so... 331 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,626 Yeah, and Dave is always, like, super busy. 332 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:58,126 He never has time. He's got this, like, high-pressure job selling... 333 00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:00,251 - fucking ad banners to the Internet. - Yo, come on, man. 334 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,668 But he knew I was in a real shit place recently, so he... 335 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:07,626 swooped in and dropped everything and arranged for us to join this... 336 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:11,418 geriatric Polish tour with you fine people. 337 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:12,501 Hey. 338 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:49,251 Okay, if everyone could gather over here just for a moment, please? 339 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:50,418 No rush. 340 00:16:56,418 --> 00:17:01,293 I always like to start my tours here at the Ghetto Uprising Memorial. 341 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,751 And that's because this is a monument that celebrates the Jewish heroes... 342 00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:06,793 who fought back against the Nazis. 343 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:10,334 In a couple of days, I will be taking us to a concentration camp... 344 00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:13,084 so I think it's important to immediately dispel the myth... 345 00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:16,584 that these were a people who were led like lambs to the slaughter. 346 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:20,209 Now, it may seem obvious, but a word of warnin'... 347 00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:23,043 this will be a tour about pain. 348 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,501 Of course, it will. 349 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,959 Pain and suffering and loss, there's no getting around that... 350 00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,626 but I think it's important that it's also a tour... 351 00:17:29,793 --> 00:17:31,168 that celebrates a people. 352 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,876 A most resilient people. 353 00:17:38,418 --> 00:17:39,418 All right. 354 00:17:40,585 --> 00:17:41,918 So, that's that one then. 355 00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:48,793 This city has an incredibly unfortunate history. 356 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,793 It's often called the Phoenix City... 357 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,085 because it's risen from the ashes so many times. 358 00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:58,501 Functionality of this Soviet-style architecture, you know, can be polarizing. 359 00:17:58,668 --> 00:17:59,668 It's not to everyone's... 360 00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:02,251 And again, you'll notice that austere style... 361 00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:04,335 which sprung up in the wake of World War II. 362 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,335 Look at this shit. 363 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,293 We'd probably live here if the war didn't happen. 364 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:09,793 Isn't that fucking crazy to think about? 365 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,043 Seriously, like, we think of ourselves as these, like... 366 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,501 very American creations, you know? And I guess that we are. 367 00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:17,251 I guess, that's, like, the essence of America... 368 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,043 people created from other cultures. 369 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:22,210 But, like, in some parallel, black hole universe, you and I are Polish... 370 00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:25,293 and we probably got, like, long beards and we can't shake hands with women. 371 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,835 Yeah, that's funny. You know, every time I see, like... 372 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:29,126 one of those Hasidic guys on the street, I always just think, like... 373 00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:32,043 "There but for the grace of no God go I." You know? 374 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,043 What? 375 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,210 Oh, nothing. It's just, like, a dumb joke that... 376 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,460 - Yeah. - Well, that's cool, man. 377 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:40,376 - Shit, look at her. - Who? 378 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:41,710 That woman, Marcia. 379 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,585 She's walkin' alone. We should go talk to her. 380 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:45,585 We just met her. 381 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:49,001 Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness behind her eyes, you know? 382 00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:50,126 She does? 383 00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:51,293 Yeah. You didn't notice that? 384 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,501 During the introductions? No. I... 385 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,918 I think we should check on her. 386 00:18:55,085 --> 00:18:56,335 Benji, maybe she wants to be alone. 387 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,293 No one wants to be alone, Dave. Okay, I'm gonna go check it out. 388 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,085 Hey. Why are you walking alone? Are you a big fucking loser? 389 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:05,835 - Seriously? - Yeah. You look like an interesting person. 390 00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,918 - Sorry. - Okay. 391 00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,585 This is one of the most well-preserved sections... 392 00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,793 of the Warsaw Ghetto and was part of the wall... 393 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:17,418 from November 1940 to November 1942. 394 00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:20,418 And, as we traverse the city, you'll actually notice the fact that... 395 00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:27,960 Here you go. Water. Diane. Mark. There we go. 396 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,376 Gotta drink. It's important. James, Eloge. 397 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,876 Marcia, hydrate. 398 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:43,751 Okay. Ready to go? 399 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:45,585 What we waitin' on? 400 00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,626 New Delhi has no delis in it. Where are the knishes? 401 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:57,335 Oh, it was the airport, but it wasn't new, it was old. 402 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,960 Yo! 403 00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,126 Hey. 404 00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,418 Come on in. 405 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:06,293 Thanks. 406 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:08,043 - Thanks? - Yeah. No, I mean, I saved this. 407 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,210 I don't know if you were gonna... 408 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,043 - yeah, sit over there. - No, man. 409 00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:14,668 So, what was going on with that woman? 410 00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:16,043 What do you mean? 411 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:18,668 The woman with, like, the "sadness in her eyes." 412 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,126 - Marcia. - Yeah. Is she all right? 413 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:22,585 - She's in a really weird place right now. - Really? 414 00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:23,918 - She told you that? - Yeah. 415 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:26,335 I guess she thinks that I can relate since we've both lost people. 416 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:27,668 Yeah. You mean our grandma? 417 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,210 Yeah. She's just, like, super fucking stressed right now... 418 00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:33,293 because her husband left her last May, like, totally out of the blue. 419 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,293 Jesus. 420 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,335 She's seeing this new guy, Darren, which you'd think she'd be happy about... 421 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:39,085 but he sounds like a total fucking douchebag. 422 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,293 Really? How? 423 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:43,710 I don't know, man. 424 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,335 I don't think we should be talking about her behind her back. 425 00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,751 - Okay. I was just... I was just asking. - I know. 426 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,293 But... still. 427 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,668 Weird soup, right? 428 00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,001 I fucking love it. 429 00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,210 When it comes to the Warsaw Uprising... 430 00:21:03,376 --> 00:21:06,251 I think the most bizarre and harrowing aspect... 431 00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:08,626 is not the German crushing of the rebellion... 432 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,043 but the part that the Russians played in it. 433 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:14,293 You see, the Russians and the Poles were supposedly allies. 434 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,793 Brothers in arms fighting against a common enemy. 435 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:19,501 I'm sure you'd like to take some photographs. 436 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,126 Please don't hesitate to ask me any questions. 437 00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,001 Always happy to fill you in... 438 00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:25,751 - You like that guy? - Yeah. 439 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,793 Hey, Eloge, when you're done... 440 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,543 sorry, could you get a picture of me and Dave... 441 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,293 - posing with the guys? - Yeah, of course. 442 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,251 - Thank you, man. - Sorry, what? 443 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,835 We should pose with the guys. It'll be hysterical. 444 00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:38,668 Doesn't that seem, like, disrespectful or... 445 00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:40,626 Fuck is that disrespectful? We're on their side. 446 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,085 Fightin' the fucking Russkies and the Krauts. 447 00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:43,793 - Come on. - I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't... 448 00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:45,585 I don't really know if we should. 449 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:48,626 Can you just get a picture of me, then, fighting with my Polish brethren? 450 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:50,043 Yeah. 451 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,626 Gentlemen, I'm goin' in. 452 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,085 No, that's the leaves. 453 00:21:54,585 --> 00:21:57,001 Sorry, I'm late. Got a war to win, or to lose, probably. 454 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,710 That's really... You look great, Benji. 455 00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,543 - Got some good shots. - Does it look real? 456 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:04,001 Well, they're twice the size of you and metal. 457 00:22:04,168 --> 00:22:05,501 So, you know, no. 458 00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:07,085 I need some help. You wanna come up here? 459 00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,710 No, I'm good. I'm good. Really. 460 00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:10,793 Eloge! You gonna enlist? 461 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,835 I'm not a fighter, Benji. Thank you. 462 00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,335 Okay, well, then you can be a medic or something. These people need help. 463 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,585 - This is so silly. - I know. 464 00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:19,335 Come on. Your mom will love the pictures. 465 00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,335 - Can you take my picture for me, please? - Come on. 466 00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:23,918 Hey, Marcia. 467 00:22:24,418 --> 00:22:25,626 - Just one. - Yeah. Yeah, sure. 468 00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,543 That's what I'm talkin' about. 469 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,960 So, you're the medic, you gotta patch up this guy's leg. 470 00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:31,460 - Okay. - He's in a lot of pain. 471 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,001 - Okay. - He really needs you. 472 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,043 Need to reassure him as well. Talk to him. 473 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,710 Don't worry. I'm here to help. 474 00:22:36,876 --> 00:22:38,001 You're taking such good care. 475 00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:39,626 We got a young Florrie Nightingale over here. 476 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:40,918 Dave, you gettin' all this? 477 00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:42,376 - Yeah, I got it. - Is it funny? 478 00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:44,085 Yeah, it's funny. Yeah. 479 00:22:44,251 --> 00:22:46,585 You sure you don't wanna come up here? We could use the manpower. 480 00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:49,585 No, that's okay. I'll just... You know, I'll watch from central command. 481 00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:50,751 Central... 482 00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:52,460 Central command. That's a good one, Dave. 483 00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:53,626 Can I join up? 484 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,876 General Marcus. We're honored to have you, sir. 485 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,043 - At ease. - Marcia. 486 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,251 - Okay. Thank you. - Get on up here! 487 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,960 - Marcia, I need more supplies. - Yeah. Wanna be a medic too? 488 00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:04,043 No, I don't wanna be a medic. Don't I have a gun or something? 489 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,585 Fuckin' A. Look at you. 490 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,626 Oh, God. I can't believe I'm doing this. Thank you, David. 491 00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:10,126 - No, sure. No problem. - Are you sure don't wanna go up there? 492 00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,751 No, it's fine. I got some good shots earlier... 493 00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:12,835 when it was, like, empty. 494 00:23:13,251 --> 00:23:17,043 Jimothy! Sir, we need a gunner from the RAF, old chap. 495 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:18,210 I'm coming! 496 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,543 Gonna be dropped out of the plane. 497 00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:23,751 Or are you the actual plane? 498 00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:25,126 I guess I am the plane. 499 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,210 Then you're a plane. 500 00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:30,960 Okay, Dave, you ready? 501 00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:32,293 Okay, everybody, pick a pose and freeze. 502 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:47,376 You gettin' this, Dave? My arm's gettin' pretty tired. 503 00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:48,960 Yeah. It's my last phone. One second. 504 00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:50,293 Okay. Okay, I got it. 505 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,710 Okay, stand down, men. 506 00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:53,418 We were all very brave. Unfortunately, we all... 507 00:23:53,585 --> 00:23:55,751 A whole elaborate story unfolding there. 508 00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:56,918 My knees. 509 00:23:57,085 --> 00:23:58,626 Thank you so much, man. That was a lot of fun. 510 00:23:58,793 --> 00:23:59,793 - Thanks. - No problem. No, it was, like... 511 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,335 - That was fun. - It was so much fun. 512 00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:07,043 You are? Okay. Well, let me know if you need any help with... 513 00:24:07,418 --> 00:24:09,043 - any recommendations... - Nice. 514 00:24:14,126 --> 00:24:15,501 All right, well done, everyone. 515 00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:17,585 It's fantastic. 516 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,668 This is us. Good night, you freaks. 517 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,835 - Night. - Night. 518 00:24:23,001 --> 00:24:24,085 Long day tomorrow. 519 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,501 - Hey, Dave? - Yep. 520 00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:33,126 Come meet me in the bathroom for a second. 521 00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:34,918 What? Why? 522 00:24:37,251 --> 00:24:39,001 - Hi. - Hey. 523 00:24:39,168 --> 00:24:41,210 So, um, why are we in here? 524 00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:46,335 So, I just wanted to say thank you so much for being here with me. 525 00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:49,668 I know that it's tough for you to take time off work and to leave your boy... 526 00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:52,585 but I really needed this, man. 527 00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:53,918 - Really? - Yeah. 528 00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:56,085 Well, that's, that's great, man. 529 00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:59,126 I'm, like, just happy to see you happy. 530 00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,251 I know it's been, like, such a tough few months for you, so I... 531 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,793 I also want to say that I know you're not the most comfortable person... 532 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,918 with groups and people and social shit like that. 533 00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:08,085 - I'm not? - No. 534 00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:12,168 But it's amazing that you're here, putting yourself out there so boldly for me. 535 00:25:13,668 --> 00:25:15,376 - Well, thank you, man. - Let's go smoke a joint. 536 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,793 Yep. Infantilizing, corporate bullshit. 537 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,960 What do you mean? 538 00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:24,335 How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? 539 00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:27,376 They fuckin' locked the windows. It's like a goddamn police state. 540 00:25:27,543 --> 00:25:30,251 Yo, man. I think I might just wanna crash. We've been up for, like, 24 hours. 541 00:25:30,418 --> 00:25:32,085 Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. 542 00:25:32,251 --> 00:25:33,835 This is our first night together in fuckin' years. 543 00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,460 I don't know. I'm exhausted. I haven't showered. 544 00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:37,626 You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep. 545 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,543 Is it the kind that helps you sleep? 546 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,543 - No, it's the other kind. - Come on. 547 00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:42,918 - Dude. - What? 548 00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,043 Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face. 549 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,085 Like, floss your butt. Do whatever it is you gotta do to feel like you. 550 00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:50,585 - Yeah. - I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint... 551 00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,376 and we'll go to the roof. Okay? 552 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,001 Okay. Where are ya? 553 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,626 I don't know. Maybe they don't make their roof accessible for American assholes... 554 00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:07,960 trying to smoke weed? 555 00:26:08,126 --> 00:26:09,960 I think this might be it. Think this is it? 556 00:26:10,251 --> 00:26:12,043 I think there's a big fucking alarm that's gonna go off. 557 00:26:12,210 --> 00:26:14,460 So? If it goes off, we just say we don't speak Polish. 558 00:26:14,626 --> 00:26:15,626 Which happens to be true. 559 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,001 I think... I don't know, man. 560 00:26:18,168 --> 00:26:19,626 I think we should probably just go back down. 561 00:26:20,293 --> 00:26:21,585 - Yeah? - Yeah. 562 00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:25,001 Yeah. I don't feel right about this. 563 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,376 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 564 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,168 Yeah. If you're not feeling good about it, let's not do it. 565 00:26:30,335 --> 00:26:31,668 Sorry. I don't know. That's lame, I guess. 566 00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:33,835 - No, that's okay. It's not lame. It's just... - Benji! 567 00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:48,543 Hustle. We're almost there. 568 00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:59,210 Yeah. There's my guy. 569 00:26:59,876 --> 00:27:00,876 How you feeling, dude? 570 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,460 I feel okay. 571 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:04,210 Feel okay. 572 00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:06,418 - David. - Yeah? 573 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,585 How are you feeling, man? 574 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,126 - No, I feel good. - Yeah? 575 00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:10,335 Yeah. I feel good. 576 00:27:11,085 --> 00:27:12,168 You just needed a little drugs in your system. That's all. 577 00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:13,335 - Really? - Yeah. 578 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,460 - That's all I was missing, huh? - That's all you were missin'. 579 00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:16,626 - There you go. - That's it. 580 00:27:18,168 --> 00:27:19,168 You... 581 00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:21,918 are like an awesome guy... 582 00:27:22,085 --> 00:27:24,335 stuck inside the body of somebody who's always running late. 583 00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:27,085 I gotta fish that fuckin' guy out of you... 584 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:28,668 every time I see you. 585 00:27:28,835 --> 00:27:30,710 Thank you, I think. 586 00:27:30,876 --> 00:27:32,793 You know, dude, when I think about the two of us, man... 587 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:33,960 Yeah? 588 00:27:34,418 --> 00:27:36,251 I think of us walking around New York all night... 589 00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:38,043 trying to stay up until morning. 590 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,751 - You always did. - Mm-hmm. 591 00:27:40,918 --> 00:27:43,251 - Yeah. - And you always passed out halfway through. 592 00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,251 We'd make it over the Williamsburg Bridge... 593 00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:49,835 and you would conk out on a bench in Chinatown. 594 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,168 Yeah, I know. 595 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:54,293 You're kind of a lightweight. 596 00:28:18,293 --> 00:28:19,293 Dave? 597 00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,043 Yo. 598 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,085 Sorry I called you a lightweight. 599 00:28:26,793 --> 00:28:27,793 That's okay. 600 00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:30,085 I'm sorry I would always fall asleep. 601 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,835 Nah, man. 602 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,918 You had, like, a job and a wife. 603 00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:36,835 You'd been awake all day... 604 00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:38,626 doing important shit. 605 00:28:39,335 --> 00:28:41,168 I didn't really have anything going on. 606 00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:45,835 I didn't care that you fell asleep, man. I was just glad you were there. 607 00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:25,001 - What did he say? - Just absolutely despising. 608 00:29:25,168 --> 00:29:26,543 - Really? - Yeah. That was a bit of a disaster... 609 00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:27,835 if you ask me, but... 610 00:29:28,001 --> 00:29:29,001 That's really funny. 611 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:30,751 Benji. 612 00:29:31,751 --> 00:29:34,210 We gotta go. The train's in an hour, okay? 613 00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:40,376 Sorry we're a little late. 614 00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:43,376 Yeah, Dave woke me up literally two minutes ago. 615 00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:44,543 All right. 616 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,460 Train's arriving in two minutes. Come on. 617 00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:01,251 I really appreciate it. 618 00:30:01,418 --> 00:30:02,668 You're okay? 619 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,210 I know it's kind of heavy. Sorry. 620 00:30:07,001 --> 00:30:10,210 Right. Come on, everyone. Gotta get right to the end of the platform. 621 00:30:11,668 --> 00:30:14,585 Okay, everyone, so, part of our tour package... 622 00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:16,876 included these first-class tickets. 623 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,918 Nice little perk for us all. Keep coming. 624 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,585 We gotta get right to the end, everyone. 625 00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:23,043 I like a first-class ticket. 626 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:24,793 Love the exchange rate. 627 00:30:25,668 --> 00:30:26,668 Excuse me. 628 00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:36,210 Now, if you've got time we could swing by Underground Lublin. 629 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960 It is fascinating. 630 00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,668 I just think it's a bit overhyped, personally. 631 00:30:40,168 --> 00:30:42,418 The big hitter is the Grodzka Gate, you know... 632 00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:44,210 Is the gate still accessible? 633 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,210 - Yo, dude, I think we should move. - What? 634 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,293 I think we should move to another train car. 635 00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:49,460 What do you mean? 636 00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:51,501 You don't feel weird being in a first-class car? 637 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,585 - No. We paid for it. - No? 638 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:54,960 It's not hurting anybody, no. 639 00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:58,251 Dude, we are Jews on a train in Poland. Fucking think about it. 640 00:30:58,418 --> 00:30:59,918 - I am. I'm... - Benji? 641 00:31:00,085 --> 00:31:01,043 - Benji. - Yeah? 642 00:31:01,210 --> 00:31:02,376 You all right up there? 643 00:31:02,543 --> 00:31:03,751 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. 644 00:31:03,918 --> 00:31:05,710 - Sorry. - Yeah, no. No worries. 645 00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:07,710 I mean, you know, it's, to be fair, fascinating... 646 00:31:07,876 --> 00:31:09,376 - No, I mean, I just feel like... Sorry. - Okay. 647 00:31:09,543 --> 00:31:12,460 I just... Does any... Is anyone else, like, feeling this right now? 648 00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,043 Feeling what? 649 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:18,001 Like this creepy feeling that, like, you know, we're, like, royalty on this train? 650 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,876 I mean, does no one else see the irony here? 651 00:31:20,043 --> 00:31:21,710 - Jesus. Benji, come on, man. - Like eating fancy food... 652 00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:23,960 and sitting up here, when 80 years ago... 653 00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:26,710 we would've been herded into the backs of these fucking things like cattle. 654 00:31:26,876 --> 00:31:28,001 - God. - Okay, Benji... 655 00:31:28,168 --> 00:31:30,210 I don't think anybody here wants to hear that right now. 656 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:32,126 Okay, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to hear it? 657 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:33,960 - Because it's depressing, man. - Depressing? 658 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,001 Okay, look. That's okay. You're raising an interesting sensitivity here. 659 00:31:36,168 --> 00:31:38,085 It does sometimes come up on these tours. 660 00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,668 You're staying in fancy hotels... 661 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,168 eating posh food, and at the same time... 662 00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:44,501 you're looking back at the horrors of your family history. 663 00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:48,543 It can conjure up confusing feelings of discomfort and discordance... 664 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,543 and dare I say, even a kinda guilt, you know. 665 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,876 You're comparing your own life... 666 00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:54,043 I don't feel guilt. 667 00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:56,251 - No. Nor should you, Mark. - Why would I feel guilt? 668 00:31:56,418 --> 00:31:58,001 No, I'm not saying that you have to feel guilt. I'm just saying that... 669 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,085 Well, because our lives are so fucking pampered and privileged. 670 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:03,543 Like, we completely cut ourselves off from anyone else's true pain. 671 00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:06,710 Like the actual fuckin' experience of being shoved in a train car... 672 00:32:06,876 --> 00:32:08,585 - your fuckin' head bashed in. - Jesus, Benji. 673 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:09,793 - So, what are we supposed to do about that? - Mark. Mark, Mark, please. 674 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,668 Fuckin' acknowledge it, man. Like, try to feel it in some way. 675 00:32:12,835 --> 00:32:15,043 - Why are you doing this? - Dude, I'm just fuckin' saying how I feel. 676 00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,668 Okay. Why is that, like, important now? 677 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:20,085 Oh, man, you used to feel everything, man. 678 00:32:20,251 --> 00:32:23,001 He was such an anxious, adorable fucking kid, man. 679 00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:24,710 - Jesus, Benji. - We went to Jewy sleep-away camp together. 680 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,585 - Come on, man. - He cried the whole first week. 681 00:32:26,751 --> 00:32:28,876 The whole fucking first week 'cause he was homesick. 682 00:32:29,043 --> 00:32:30,418 - Jesus. - I used to have to hug him to sleep... 683 00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,710 and talk about his sweet fuckin' mom to calm him down and shit. 684 00:32:32,876 --> 00:32:33,960 - Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck? - Now look at him. 685 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,168 He's like all put together and comfortable and shit. 686 00:32:36,335 --> 00:32:39,210 Topiaries his wild-ass Jew fro into submission. 687 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,835 It's mad impressive. You're all mad impressive. 688 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,126 But you know what? 689 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,835 I'm gonna go to the back of the train now, okay? 690 00:32:44,543 --> 00:32:46,376 I don't think you'll find much suffering back there either. 691 00:32:46,543 --> 00:32:47,751 Stop it. Please. 692 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,418 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 693 00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:56,293 Okay, I hope that wasn't too uncomfortable for everyone. 694 00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,460 Obviously, there are... 695 00:32:58,168 --> 00:33:00,418 triggers along the way with this tour. 696 00:33:00,585 --> 00:33:02,835 I must say the train is not normally one of them, but... 697 00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:05,543 James, I should probably head back there. 698 00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:07,835 I don't know. I should at least, like, bring him his food or something. 699 00:33:08,001 --> 00:33:09,793 Of course. Yeah. You know where we're gettin' off? 700 00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:13,168 Yeah, it's, like, Lublin Główny? I'm sure I'm mispronouncing it. 701 00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:14,418 No. It's very close. 702 00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:15,501 - Yeah, it's... All right. Good luck. - Okay, thanks. Sorry. 703 00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:16,751 Sorry, everybody. 704 00:33:17,835 --> 00:33:18,835 Okay. 705 00:33:46,293 --> 00:33:47,710 - Hey, man. - Hey. 706 00:33:48,585 --> 00:33:49,585 Thanks. 707 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:51,626 Are you okay? 708 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,668 Everyone just wants to have a fucking joyride, you know? 709 00:33:56,876 --> 00:33:58,418 No. What do you mean? 710 00:33:59,668 --> 00:34:01,835 People can't walk around the world being... 711 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,543 happy all the time. 712 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,293 It's okay, man. 713 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,960 - Hey, man. - Hey. 714 00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:42,335 Did I fall asleep? 715 00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:44,376 - Yeah, you did. - Shit. 716 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:47,251 Shit! We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on. 717 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,918 All right, I guess everybody's waiting in front for us. 718 00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:59,876 Mm-hmm. Maybe. 719 00:35:00,043 --> 00:35:01,043 - Hey, duder? - Yeah? 720 00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,168 Yeah, we're not at the right station, dude. 721 00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:05,210 Sorry, what? 722 00:35:05,376 --> 00:35:06,376 Yeah. 723 00:35:08,293 --> 00:35:10,460 Shit. What the fuck is Kraśnik? 724 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:12,626 - Yeah, Kraśnik. - We were supposed to get off at Lublin. 725 00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:15,543 No, I know. Yeah. You were out pretty fucking cold, dude. 726 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:17,418 Sorry. You mean, we passed Lublin already? 727 00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,585 Like, a while ago. 728 00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:19,918 And you didn't wake me up? 729 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:22,210 - You were having such a good nap, dude. - Jesus Christ! 730 00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:23,918 - We are on a tour group with people. - You were, like... I'm sorry. 731 00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:25,043 Yeah, I know. I just didn't have the heart to wake you up, man. 732 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,001 You have, like, the most fucked-up sense of priorities. 733 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,918 Do you know that? Do you know that? 734 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,168 Dude, don't get mad at me. Okay? 735 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,585 - How could I not get mad at you? - Because I was, like... 736 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:33,335 - staring at you while you were sleeping... - Yeah. 737 00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:34,543 and people were lookin' at you. 738 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:36,001 And some people were fucking laughing at you... 739 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,335 'cause you were snoring all weird and loud and shit. 740 00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:40,293 But I was thinkin', like, "Fuck that." 741 00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,251 This is my cousin Davey. I'm not ashamed of him. 742 00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:44,376 This is Davey on the bench in Chinatown. 743 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:47,043 This is the guy I used to have all to myself. I just couldn't wake you, man. 744 00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:51,585 - All right. All right, so what do we do now? - Yeah. 745 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:52,918 - Got that shit worked out, dude. - Did you? 746 00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:54,126 Yeah. While you were sleepin'. 747 00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:55,418 Okay. 748 00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:57,376 So, we just get on a train going in the opposite direction. 749 00:35:57,543 --> 00:35:58,668 - Yeah, okay. - And we don't even have to pay for tickets. 750 00:35:58,835 --> 00:36:00,085 We just avoid the conductor until we get there. 751 00:36:00,251 --> 00:36:02,460 I do this kinda shit all the time Upstate. It's fucking foolproof. 752 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:03,710 - This might be us, dude. - Really? 753 00:36:03,876 --> 00:36:05,335 - Run! Run, run, run. - Great. 754 00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:11,001 Yo, we should just buy tickets like normal people. 755 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,460 There's no time. Come on. 756 00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:14,376 Shit. 757 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,043 Dude. 758 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:20,043 We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. 759 00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:21,960 The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. 760 00:36:22,126 --> 00:36:23,501 - We tell him we're going to the bathroom. - The bathroom? Okay. 761 00:36:23,668 --> 00:36:24,668 He gets to the back of the train... 762 00:36:24,835 --> 00:36:26,460 he's gonna start heading towards the front looking for stragglers. 763 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:27,751 - Sorry. We're the stragglers? - Yeah. 764 00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:28,918 By the time he gets to the front... 765 00:36:29,085 --> 00:36:30,251 the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free. 766 00:36:30,418 --> 00:36:31,418 This is so fucking stupid. 767 00:36:31,585 --> 00:36:33,335 Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. 768 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:35,043 Ensuring that the rich move around the world... 769 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:38,168 propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society. 770 00:36:38,335 --> 00:36:40,668 That's great. We can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia. 771 00:36:40,835 --> 00:36:42,001 Siberia is in Russia, Dave. 772 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,001 This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably, like, 12 bucks. 773 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,168 It's the principle of paying. 774 00:36:45,335 --> 00:36:47,376 We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country. 775 00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:48,626 No, it's not. It was our country. 776 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,210 They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap. 777 00:36:53,501 --> 00:36:55,543 Okay, this is it. Stay calm. Act natural. 778 00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:56,751 Yeah. 779 00:36:59,710 --> 00:37:00,918 Hi. Just bathroom. 780 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,210 Me and cousin go to just bathroom. 781 00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:04,501 - Bathrooms on either side. - With thanks. 782 00:37:04,668 --> 00:37:05,751 - Sorry. - Thank you. 783 00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,668 And we have our tickets. We just... 784 00:37:09,543 --> 00:37:11,335 Jesus Christ. My heart is in my fucking throat. 785 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:12,710 - Feels good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 786 00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,501 We're not out of the woods yet, though. We gotta get to the front... 787 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:16,126 and take shelter until we get to our stop. Okay? 788 00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:17,293 - Okay. - Ready? 789 00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,460 - Yeah. - Let's go. 790 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,376 - Here, here. - What? Yeah. 791 00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:38,876 We made it. 792 00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:40,335 Don't fall asleep on me again, brother. 793 00:37:40,501 --> 00:37:41,501 I won't. 794 00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:47,210 Hey, Benji. 795 00:37:47,376 --> 00:37:48,376 Yeah? 796 00:37:48,751 --> 00:37:50,043 We're in first class. 797 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,585 Yeah, but we fucking earned it. 798 00:38:02,585 --> 00:38:04,001 Hey, should we stop and get some lunch? 799 00:38:04,168 --> 00:38:05,293 - No. - Okay. 800 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,168 Hi. Sorry. 801 00:38:10,335 --> 00:38:12,543 Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late. Dave fell asleep. 802 00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:13,710 Yeah. What? 803 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,001 - Hi, there. - We got your bags. 804 00:38:17,168 --> 00:38:18,668 That's so nice of you. I'm so sorry. 805 00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:20,251 Yeah, he just... He needed to sleepy sleep. 806 00:38:20,418 --> 00:38:22,251 - Sorry about that. Yeah. Here's your bag. - You need some help. 807 00:38:22,418 --> 00:38:23,626 - Yeah, let's drop our bags off at the hotel. - He got sleepy. 808 00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:25,501 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah, yeah. All good. I'm really sorry. 809 00:38:25,668 --> 00:38:28,418 Yeah. It was actually really quick once we were able to get on the other... 810 00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:35,043 ...and importance of the Jewish contribution. 811 00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:37,501 Lublin has such a rich Jewish history. 812 00:38:37,668 --> 00:38:40,668 It was actually known, for a time, as the Jewish Oxford. 813 00:38:40,835 --> 00:38:44,501 It was diverse, both culturally and intellectually. 814 00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:47,376 This is the Lublin of Rebbe Horowitz... 815 00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,710 of the Seer of Lublin... 816 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:53,960 of Isaac Bashevis Singer, merchants, writers, poets. 817 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,501 So, you're, like, really religious? Yeah? 818 00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:02,168 Yes. Yes, you could say that. 819 00:39:02,335 --> 00:39:04,001 It's amazing to me. 820 00:39:04,168 --> 00:39:05,626 - Is it? - Yeah. Yeah. 821 00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,626 So, you, like, do all the customs and everything? 822 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:09,960 No, no, not all. No. 823 00:39:10,126 --> 00:39:11,710 But I do like to keep Shabbat. 824 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,960 No matter what's going on with my life... 825 00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:16,918 once a week, I get to... 826 00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:20,460 slow down and take my rest seriously. 827 00:39:22,251 --> 00:39:23,376 And you? 828 00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:24,626 No. Me? No, no. 829 00:39:24,793 --> 00:39:27,001 I mean, the whole thing always seemed like a little... 830 00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:30,668 I don't know, arbitrary and mechanical and archaic to me. 831 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,668 I mean, no offense, obviously. 832 00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:36,210 I think it would really benefit you. 833 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:39,376 You mean, like, benefit everybody or, like, me specifically? 834 00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:40,918 You specifically. 835 00:39:42,376 --> 00:39:43,376 Benji. 836 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,668 - Yo. - Yo! 837 00:39:47,043 --> 00:39:48,960 I was thinking about what you said... 838 00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:52,168 on the train about understanding suffering. 839 00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,168 It really stirred me. 840 00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:57,085 Yo, seriously, Marcia? 841 00:39:57,251 --> 00:39:58,960 - Yeah. - Dope. 842 00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:02,710 Last year, my daughter married a very rich man. 843 00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:03,960 Fuck. 844 00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:07,251 And she's incapable of having a conversation with any depth anymore. 845 00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:10,751 Well, yeah, of course. Money is like fucking heroin for boring people. 846 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:12,793 Well, I don't know what that means... 847 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,543 but it's just so easy to float through life... 848 00:40:17,168 --> 00:40:19,001 forgetting how lucky we are. 849 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,418 Guys, I'm eavesdropping. Is that okay? 850 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,543 'Course, Eloge, come on in. 851 00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:26,251 I want to echo what Marcia was saying if that's all right? 852 00:40:26,418 --> 00:40:28,001 - Really? Really? - Of course. 853 00:40:28,168 --> 00:40:31,918 I find myself constantly baffled by the way the world seems to carry on... 854 00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:34,418 like there aren't a million reasons to be shocked. 855 00:40:34,918 --> 00:40:36,835 - To be... appalled. - Exactly. 856 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,626 Yeah. Fuckin' A. That's exactly what I'm saying, man. 857 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,043 I don't know. I mean, if, like, we wept for every sad thing in the world... 858 00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:42,210 like, what would that accomplish? 859 00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,376 I don't know. 860 00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:45,126 Maybe sad shit wouldn't constantly happen. 861 00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:46,293 Exactly. 862 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:50,876 David, we numb ourselves to avoid thinking about our impact. 863 00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:54,585 Ignoring the proverbial slaughterhouse to enjoy the steak, as it were. 864 00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:55,960 Yes, Eloge. Damn, that's a good analogy. 865 00:40:56,126 --> 00:40:58,543 No. And I get that. I get all that. It just seems like maybe there's, like... 866 00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:00,335 a time and a place to grieve, and maybe it's not... 867 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,501 - Yo, Dave. - What? 868 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,001 We're on a fucking Holocaust tour. 869 00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:06,251 If now is not the time and place to grieve, to open up... 870 00:41:06,751 --> 00:41:08,085 I don't know what to tell you, man. 871 00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:12,376 Come on, then, you lot. Stragglers. 872 00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:15,251 So, here we are... 873 00:41:15,668 --> 00:41:17,460 at the famous Grodzka Gate... 874 00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:20,335 or, as it was once called, the Jewish Gate. 875 00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:24,751 On the other side of this threshold was the Jewish Quarter, okay? 876 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,293 Now, as we pass through... 877 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:30,001 I want you to try to imagine what life was like hundreds of years ago. 878 00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:33,376 Try to avoid conjuring images of the horrors to come... 879 00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:36,210 and just picture a vibrant city. 880 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:44,710 The memories of Jewish life are here. 881 00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:48,251 But they're hidden around the city. 882 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:52,501 And the oldest surviving synagogue is on the second floor of an office building. 883 00:41:54,293 --> 00:41:57,168 But there are little pieces of history frozen. 884 00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,918 Peeking out, waiting for us. 885 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:03,210 A former Yiddish theater. 886 00:42:05,085 --> 00:42:06,251 A yeshiva. 887 00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:09,585 A Jewish-owned brewery. 888 00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:12,793 The Tarbut Hebrew School. 889 00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:16,210 The Community Council of Lublin. 890 00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:18,918 A tailor. 891 00:42:19,876 --> 00:42:21,335 A dry goods store. 892 00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:23,626 A bakery. 893 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:25,876 A bookseller. 894 00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,585 A textile shop. 895 00:42:45,335 --> 00:42:47,710 So, there's some discrepancy about the founding of the cemetery... 896 00:42:47,876 --> 00:42:50,585 - but most people have it pegged at 1541. - Wow. 897 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:51,585 - Can you imagine? - No. 898 00:42:51,751 --> 00:42:53,335 That's before the founding of the United States. 899 00:42:53,918 --> 00:42:55,793 That's before, I don't know, Shakespeare. 900 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:00,335 And the oldest headstone in the whole of Poland is actually located right here... 901 00:43:00,501 --> 00:43:01,876 - in the cemetery. - Yes. Kopelman. 902 00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:03,543 Yes, Eloge. How'd you know that? 903 00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:06,085 I read about it this morning. Don't be too impressed. 904 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,293 - What? - Ding, ding. Right again, Eloge. 905 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,543 - What's your problem now? - Jacob Kopelman Levi. 1541. 906 00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:11,626 Who cares? 907 00:43:11,793 --> 00:43:13,335 It's quite unassuming, isn't it, if you don't know what you're looking at? 908 00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:15,085 - Benji, what the fuck? - It's just... 909 00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,793 It's hard to know whether the Jewish community was drawn to... 910 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,126 - Lublin because of these local virtues or... - Benji? Benji? 911 00:43:20,293 --> 00:43:21,793 - Yo, James? - Shit. Benji? 912 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,210 - Hey, James. Hey, man. - Benji, Benji, Benji. 913 00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:24,376 - You all right, Benji? - Hey, look, man... 914 00:43:24,543 --> 00:43:27,501 you're, like, completely knowledgeable about this shit. 915 00:43:27,668 --> 00:43:29,960 And it's fuckin'... It's impressive, man. 916 00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:32,751 And we all know that now and everything. But, like... 917 00:43:32,918 --> 00:43:34,793 Like, these are real people, James, you know? 918 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,126 They're not your little factoids lying under here, okay? 919 00:43:37,293 --> 00:43:38,293 They're not history lessons. 920 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,501 - Benji, Benji, okay. - Just... Hey, maybe like take a seat. 921 00:43:40,668 --> 00:43:42,585 - Text your wife. Have a sit for a second. - Sorry if I said something to upset you or... 922 00:43:42,751 --> 00:43:44,960 No. No, no, no. Look, look. You know your shit. Don't get me wrong. 923 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:47,376 And, Eloge, you, like, totally know your shit, but I think it's just... 924 00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:49,126 the constant barrage of stats. 925 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,876 It's making this whole thing feel very... 926 00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:52,626 cold, you know? 927 00:43:55,626 --> 00:43:56,626 Okay. 928 00:43:57,418 --> 00:44:00,960 I'm sorry. Maybe it's just my British tone or something. 929 00:44:01,126 --> 00:44:02,501 I'm just trying to be honest. 930 00:44:02,668 --> 00:44:04,418 If it helps to have feedback, that's what I'm doing. 931 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:07,251 - I think a major problem with your tour... - Okay. 932 00:44:07,418 --> 00:44:08,793 - Oh, my God. - If I can just... This is okay? 933 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,126 - This is a free space? - Okay. 934 00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:13,251 I just think we've been, like, completely cut off... 935 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:16,751 from anything that's like, fucking, like, real, you know? 936 00:44:17,543 --> 00:44:19,335 - It's all real, Benji. - Is it? 937 00:44:19,501 --> 00:44:21,085 I've only said real things. I've only said real things. 938 00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:23,418 It's real? Then how come I haven't met anyone that's actually Polish? 939 00:44:23,585 --> 00:44:25,960 I haven't had any interaction with somebody who's, like, from here. 940 00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:27,126 - You know what I mean? - Benji, come on. 941 00:44:27,293 --> 00:44:29,960 We've just been going from one touristy thing to another touristy thing, you know? 942 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:32,918 Yeah, no, but that sort of is what a tour is, though, isn't it? 943 00:44:33,085 --> 00:44:34,210 Going from one touristy thing to another. 944 00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:36,210 That's kind of what you signed up for, isn't it? 945 00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,876 Well, Dave signed up for the tour. 946 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,960 All right. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm sorry. 947 00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:43,626 Look, man. And you know what? 948 00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:46,751 Honestly, it's like a mostly amazing tour. 949 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:48,793 I mean it, man. Like I'm fuckin'... I'm lovin' it. 950 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,960 It's totally Dave's speed. 951 00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:53,960 But just, like, chill on the facts and figures for just a little bit. 952 00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,626 I mean, would that be cool? 953 00:44:57,376 --> 00:45:00,418 - No. Yeah, 'course. Yeah. Let's tone it down. - Great. 954 00:45:00,585 --> 00:45:02,751 Cool, that's all. That's all I'm asking. 955 00:45:05,293 --> 00:45:08,168 Well, what I was gonna suggest was we could put a rock on... 956 00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:12,918 Kopelman's headstone. 957 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:14,710 - Yeah. - Yeah? 958 00:45:14,876 --> 00:45:16,376 - Fuckin' love that idea. - No, I think that's a good idea. 959 00:45:16,543 --> 00:45:17,751 Thanks, man. 960 00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:18,918 So can I call them over? 961 00:45:19,085 --> 00:45:20,043 Do whatever you want, man. It's your tour, James. 962 00:45:20,210 --> 00:45:21,418 Okay, if everybody could just come over here for a moment? 963 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,793 - Everybody? Marcia? - Everyone look for stones. 964 00:45:24,835 --> 00:45:28,043 - Here we go. Look, here's one. - Yeah. Yeah, no problem. 965 00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:31,126 If I can just very quickly... 966 00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:35,293 This is the oldest tombstone in all of Poland. 967 00:45:35,918 --> 00:45:39,626 And it belongs to a man called Jacob Kopelman Levi... 968 00:45:39,793 --> 00:45:43,210 who was a real human person who lived... 969 00:45:44,210 --> 00:45:46,418 in the real world. He was Polish. 970 00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:49,501 From Poland. 971 00:45:49,668 --> 00:45:53,001 And Benji and I were just discussing what might be nice to do... 972 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:56,668 and we thought maybe we could all put a stone on his grave. 973 00:45:57,543 --> 00:46:00,126 Various theories about this Jewish tradition. 974 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:03,251 But personally, I like to think it's just... 975 00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:07,251 a simple warm gesture to say... 976 00:46:08,293 --> 00:46:09,585 "You're not forgotten." 977 00:46:12,668 --> 00:46:14,335 That was beautiful, James. Thank you. 978 00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:18,835 Okay. So, let's do that, shall we? Everyone? 979 00:46:19,168 --> 00:46:20,501 - Should we try and find some nice stones? - Yeah. Yes. 980 00:46:20,668 --> 00:46:21,751 - Yeah, that was great. - Good idea. 981 00:46:21,918 --> 00:46:23,001 - Yeah. - I'll go look for a stone. 982 00:46:23,168 --> 00:46:26,376 - Great, great. - I think that was a very lovely idea, Benji. 983 00:46:26,543 --> 00:46:28,168 - Thanks, Marcia. Thank you. - Yeah. It was nice. 984 00:46:28,335 --> 00:46:29,960 Yeah, we sorta cooked it up. 985 00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:31,585 - Let's find it. - Stone hunt. 986 00:46:31,751 --> 00:46:33,793 I'm gonna have the biggest stones. 987 00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,751 I want, like, a nice flat one, that's like... 988 00:46:37,126 --> 00:46:38,085 - Sorry. - Here we go. 989 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:39,460 - It's fine. - Hey, Marcia. 990 00:46:39,626 --> 00:46:40,501 Yeah. 991 00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:43,043 Okay. We all good with our stones? 992 00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,710 I'd like this one, please. 993 00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:23,168 My dad was everyone's favorite, but my dad's brother... 994 00:47:23,335 --> 00:47:25,001 - was the real brains of the family. - Yeah. 995 00:47:25,168 --> 00:47:28,085 He got rejected from medical school because of quotas... 996 00:47:28,251 --> 00:47:29,793 - you know, with Jewish doctors. - Right. 997 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,043 And he... I'm sorry. 998 00:47:31,210 --> 00:47:34,126 I'm just having a little trouble competing with Hava Nagila. 999 00:47:34,293 --> 00:47:35,335 - I'm so sorry. Yeah. - Yeah. 1000 00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:36,751 We come here every tour... 1001 00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:38,126 and the food is wonderful... 1002 00:47:38,293 --> 00:47:40,418 but the music can be a little bit kitschy, so... 1003 00:47:40,585 --> 00:47:41,793 Anti-Semitic pricks. 1004 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:45,460 Well, I don't know about anti-Semitic, like, the owners are Jewish, but... 1005 00:47:46,085 --> 00:47:48,168 Sorry. Please continue, Marcia. 1006 00:47:48,710 --> 00:47:52,001 So my Uncle Sam couldn't go to medical school... 1007 00:47:52,168 --> 00:47:53,751 so he became a pharmacist... 1008 00:47:53,918 --> 00:47:56,918 and he ended up owning five... Five, yeah. 1009 00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:58,835 Five pharmacies in and around the Chicago area. 1010 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,501 - Wow. - Like, he started what we now... 1011 00:48:00,668 --> 00:48:02,668 - think of as, like, a modern-day drug store. - Yeah. 1012 00:48:02,835 --> 00:48:04,085 - Yeah. Exactly. - That's extraordinary. 1013 00:48:04,251 --> 00:48:05,543 You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And now the song's over. 1014 00:48:05,710 --> 00:48:07,710 Just as I'm done with my story, which is my usual... 1015 00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:10,085 That just speaks of the whole immigrant experience, don't you think? 1016 00:48:10,251 --> 00:48:12,710 - Exactly. - I can attest to that, absolutely. 1017 00:48:12,876 --> 00:48:15,543 Mark's great uncle came off the boat from Poland... 1018 00:48:15,710 --> 00:48:18,293 landed in Galveston for some fakakta reason. 1019 00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:19,835 Jew in Texas. 1020 00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:23,043 And he made money by taking the furniture the rich people threw out on the street... 1021 00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:25,126 refurbishing it and reselling. 1022 00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:26,710 - Really? - True story. Mm-hmm. 1023 00:48:26,876 --> 00:48:30,418 Apparently, he ended up selling some of it back to the original owners. 1024 00:48:30,585 --> 00:48:31,585 - No, he did not. Is that true? - Yes. 1025 00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:32,751 - Of course, he did. - Great uncle. 1026 00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:33,918 Brilliant. Yeah, that is brilliant. 1027 00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:35,793 Rich people are fucking idiots. 1028 00:48:37,626 --> 00:48:40,168 Well, anyway, our grandmother. She was... 1029 00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:41,501 Grandma Dory. 1030 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:45,875 Yeah. Our Grandmother Dory, whose house we're seeing on Thursday... 1031 00:48:45,876 --> 00:48:48,376 was also just this, you know, amazing woman. 1032 00:48:48,543 --> 00:48:50,168 She was just like one of these, like... 1033 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,126 bygone realist types that you don't see anymore. 1034 00:48:53,293 --> 00:48:55,626 You know, just like blunt and tough and... 1035 00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:59,168 I mean, to be honest, I was like, scared shitless my whole childhood of her. 1036 00:48:59,335 --> 00:49:00,335 I was never scared of her. 1037 00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:01,543 That is true. That is true. 1038 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:03,960 No. She and Benji had some, like, special secret language. 1039 00:49:04,126 --> 00:49:06,418 They always said exactly what was on their minds. Didn't you? 1040 00:49:06,585 --> 00:49:07,710 - Had no choice. - Yeah. 1041 00:49:07,876 --> 00:49:09,710 And a similar story, she survived the camps... 1042 00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:11,751 through, like, a thousand miracles... 1043 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:14,376 and she made her way to New York, and she wanted to design dresses. 1044 00:49:14,543 --> 00:49:18,043 But she couldn't afford fashion school, so she got stuck working as a secretary. 1045 00:49:18,210 --> 00:49:19,376 Yeah. And then she was like, "Fuck this." 1046 00:49:19,543 --> 00:49:21,376 And she ended up taking over the whole company. 1047 00:49:21,543 --> 00:49:22,710 - Wow. - Baller. 1048 00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:25,835 Well, he's making it sound like she led a junta or something. No. 1049 00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:27,960 No, she was just... No, she was super smart. 1050 00:49:28,126 --> 00:49:30,168 It was a small commercial real estate company. It was not, you know... 1051 00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:31,585 I used to speak to her every Thursday. 1052 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:32,668 - Aw. - Yeah. 1053 00:49:32,835 --> 00:49:34,543 - Literally every Thursday. - That is so nice, Benji. 1054 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:38,085 If I hear from my kids once a month, it's a shock. 1055 00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:39,751 Marcia. Fuck those guys. 1056 00:49:39,918 --> 00:49:41,668 Man, I wouldn't miss a week. 1057 00:49:42,376 --> 00:49:43,543 She was tough on me. 1058 00:49:44,001 --> 00:49:45,876 She was the only one in the whole fuckin' family... 1059 00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:47,710 that would keep me honest. 1060 00:49:47,876 --> 00:49:50,418 You know, everyone else just disappeared when I needed them most. 1061 00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:55,793 Yeah. But, you know, Grandma never pitied herself. 1062 00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:58,460 In fact, she always told me she was grateful for her struggle. 1063 00:49:58,626 --> 00:49:59,626 Well, that's just it. 1064 00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:02,501 What she endured, that gave her hope, right? 1065 00:50:02,668 --> 00:50:04,376 Yes. In fact, she used to tell me that, like... 1066 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,668 you know, first-generation immigrants work some, like, menial job. 1067 00:50:07,835 --> 00:50:09,918 You know, they drive cabs, they deliver food. 1068 00:50:10,085 --> 00:50:11,668 Second generation, they go to good schools... 1069 00:50:11,835 --> 00:50:14,001 and they become like, you know, a doctor or lawyer or whatever. 1070 00:50:14,168 --> 00:50:17,126 And the third generation lives in their mother's basement... 1071 00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:18,585 and smokes pot all day. 1072 00:50:19,168 --> 00:50:20,293 I mean... 1073 00:50:21,668 --> 00:50:22,835 She said that? 1074 00:50:25,668 --> 00:50:28,168 I think she was like, just speaking generally about, like, the immigrant experience. 1075 00:50:28,335 --> 00:50:29,918 Because I lived in my mom's basement. 1076 00:50:30,085 --> 00:50:31,251 - She was just talking about immigrants. - Okay. 1077 00:50:31,418 --> 00:50:32,293 - That's all. - Yeah. 1078 00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:42,168 I gotsta pee. 1079 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,126 Oh, yeah. 1080 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,001 When I go to the bathroom, I'll get that. Don't worry. 1081 00:50:50,626 --> 00:50:51,751 Pee-pee time. 1082 00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,543 I'm sorry about him. 1083 00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:00,251 No, no. 1084 00:51:00,835 --> 00:51:02,168 What a troubled young man. 1085 00:51:02,335 --> 00:51:04,210 He wants to be good. You can see the spark. 1086 00:51:04,376 --> 00:51:05,543 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. Absolutely, Eloge. 1087 00:51:05,710 --> 00:51:07,793 Forgive me if I don't see this magical spark. 1088 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,126 Mark, stop it. He's tormented for whatever reason. 1089 00:51:10,293 --> 00:51:11,293 - Okay. Okay. - He's funny... 1090 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,960 and he's charming under all the mishegoss. 1091 00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:15,251 I feel bad for him. 1092 00:51:15,418 --> 00:51:17,126 - Has he always been like this? - Yeah. 1093 00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:18,793 I mean, he's always been, like, up and down, you know? 1094 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,876 Like, he's sensitive and he, like, sees people so clearly, you know? 1095 00:51:22,043 --> 00:51:24,710 But then you say the wrong thing and, like, something switches. 1096 00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:26,460 Maybe it's not appropriate to talk about him. 1097 00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:28,126 No. What's not appropriate? 1098 00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:31,376 You obviously got something going on between you and... 1099 00:51:32,210 --> 00:51:33,793 Well, he's clearly in pain. 1100 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,835 Yeah, but isn't everyone in pain in some way? 1101 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,418 I mean, look at what happened to our families. 1102 00:51:38,585 --> 00:51:39,835 Look at where we came from. 1103 00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:42,001 I mean, who isn't... You know, who isn't wrought? 1104 00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:44,418 - Well, you seem okay. - I'm not, though. I'm not. 1105 00:51:44,585 --> 00:51:47,043 I just, like, take a pill for my fucking OCD, you know... 1106 00:51:47,210 --> 00:51:50,585 and I jog and I meditate, and I go to work in the morning. 1107 00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:53,376 I, like, come home at the end of the day, and I, like, move forward, you know... 1108 00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,001 because I know that my pain is unexceptional... 1109 00:51:55,168 --> 00:51:56,626 so I don't feel the need to, like... 1110 00:51:56,793 --> 00:51:58,335 I don't know, burden everybody with it, you know? 1111 00:51:58,501 --> 00:51:59,626 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1112 00:52:00,501 --> 00:52:01,918 Yeah. God, I'm sorry. 1113 00:52:02,085 --> 00:52:03,085 No. It's all right, David. 1114 00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:05,585 - It's okay. - I'm sorry. I'm ranting. I'm just, like... 1115 00:52:07,793 --> 00:52:09,335 I don't know. 1116 00:52:11,710 --> 00:52:16,293 Sorry. I'm just, like, so fucking exhausted by him sometimes, you know, like I... 1117 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,876 I love him... 1118 00:52:19,043 --> 00:52:20,376 and I hate him... 1119 00:52:20,543 --> 00:52:23,043 and I want to kill him. 1120 00:52:24,251 --> 00:52:26,626 And I want to be him, you know? 1121 00:52:26,793 --> 00:52:28,210 And I feel, like... 1122 00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:30,751 so stupid around him, you know... 1123 00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:33,376 because he is so fucking cool, and he just does not give a shit. 1124 00:52:33,543 --> 00:52:34,543 And then... 1125 00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:39,085 just, like, being here with him is just so fucking baffling to me, you know? 1126 00:52:39,251 --> 00:52:41,460 It's just baffling 'cause it's, like... 1127 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:46,418 how did this guy come from the survivors of this place, you know? 1128 00:52:46,585 --> 00:52:49,793 I mean that your uncle had to sell, like, used furniture to rich assholes... 1129 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,376 or, like, couldn't get into medical school... 1130 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,001 And that you survived, like... 1131 00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:56,251 the worst thing to happen on this planet in the last 30 years. 1132 00:52:56,418 --> 00:52:59,751 And that our grandma survived by a thousand miracles... 1133 00:52:59,918 --> 00:53:02,376 when the entire world was trying to kill her, you know? 1134 00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,876 And I look at him... 1135 00:53:05,418 --> 00:53:07,960 and I just, like, wanna ask him... 1136 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:12,001 I just wanna ask him, and I just can't. 1137 00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:17,460 Like, how did the product of a thousand fucking miracles... 1138 00:53:17,626 --> 00:53:20,543 overdose on a bottle of sleeping pills? 1139 00:53:22,585 --> 00:53:23,585 What? 1140 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,460 What did you say? 1141 00:53:25,626 --> 00:53:26,918 Yeah, he tried to... 1142 00:53:28,418 --> 00:53:30,710 Yeah. Sorry. I probably shouldn't have said anything. 1143 00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:35,793 It's okay. I'm sorry to hear that. 1144 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,251 I'm so sorry. That's very distressing. 1145 00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,543 When did this happen? 1146 00:53:39,710 --> 00:53:41,668 Like, six months ago. 1147 00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:45,293 My Aunt Leah, Benji's mom, found him on the couch. 1148 00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:50,626 And I know he is so funny and so charming. 1149 00:53:50,793 --> 00:53:54,918 And you are all gonna walk away with this picture of this amazing man... 1150 00:53:55,085 --> 00:53:57,293 which he totally is in so many ways. 1151 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,918 But when I picture him... 1152 00:54:00,918 --> 00:54:04,293 it is passed out on a ratty basement couch... 1153 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:07,626 while I am in New York City with my beautiful wife and adorable child... 1154 00:54:07,793 --> 00:54:09,668 and it just fucking kills me. 1155 00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:15,626 Sorry. I'm oversharing. 1156 00:54:23,918 --> 00:54:25,335 Well, they're back again. 1157 00:54:26,710 --> 00:54:27,710 It's him. 1158 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,460 Did you know he plays the piano? 1159 00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,210 We used to take lessons together. 1160 00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:48,585 Excuse me. 1161 00:55:24,043 --> 00:55:25,293 Aw, that's so nice, Benji. 1162 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,210 That was wonderful, Benji. 1163 00:56:22,543 --> 00:56:24,251 Fuck. 1164 00:56:32,668 --> 00:56:34,876 Hi. Sorry to bother you. 1165 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:38,835 Did you happen to see, like, my cousin come through or anything? 1166 00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,001 He's, like... 1167 00:56:44,626 --> 00:56:47,293 Have been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. 1168 00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:48,543 Boner. 1169 00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:50,085 Is not available. 1170 00:56:50,251 --> 00:56:53,251 The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. 1171 00:56:53,418 --> 00:56:54,418 Goodbye. 1172 00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:06,918 - Hello? - Dude, where the fuck are ya? 1173 00:57:07,085 --> 00:57:08,210 We're all downstairs waiting for you, man. 1174 00:57:08,376 --> 00:57:09,376 Oh, shit. 1175 00:57:09,543 --> 00:57:10,668 - Get your ass down here. - Fuck. 1176 00:57:23,418 --> 00:57:25,793 Ah, there he is. Mornin', Dave. 1177 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,501 You sleep through your alarm or somethin'? 1178 00:57:27,668 --> 00:57:29,793 No. My phone died because I didn't plug it in... 1179 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,085 because I spent the night looking for you. Where the fuck were you? 1180 00:57:32,251 --> 00:57:35,251 Oh. Sorry, dude. Yeah. You were fast asleep. 1181 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,210 Yeah? Well, you scared the shit out of me, Benji. 1182 00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:39,001 Oh. Sorry, man. 1183 00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:40,793 Yeah, I was just kicking it with Marcia. Didn't wanna wake you. 1184 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,876 - Good morning, gang. - Mornin'. 1185 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,210 - You're all down so early. I love that. - Morning. 1186 00:57:44,376 --> 00:57:45,376 Good morning. 1187 00:57:46,210 --> 00:57:47,543 Well, the van should be here. 1188 00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:51,626 It's gonna be an eerily short drive. Okay? 1189 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:04,043 Whatever. Yeah. I think I was feeling okay until... 1190 00:58:05,668 --> 00:58:06,751 I don't like... 1191 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:10,251 Okay. So, if I could just get everyone's attention just for a moment. 1192 00:58:11,251 --> 00:58:12,251 - James. - I don't wanna state the obvious... 1193 00:58:12,418 --> 00:58:14,293 but today is gonna be quite a taxing day. 1194 00:58:14,835 --> 00:58:17,460 If you've never been to a concentration camp before... 1195 00:58:17,626 --> 00:58:19,626 it can be pretty overwhelming. 1196 00:58:20,376 --> 00:58:22,251 We'll be there in, like, literally two minutes. 1197 00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:24,335 Okay? Thanks, everyone. 1198 00:58:46,418 --> 00:58:47,543 Everyone all right? 1199 00:58:49,251 --> 00:58:51,085 So, the first thing you might notice... 1200 00:58:51,251 --> 00:58:55,210 is that Majdanek is literally just two miles from Lublin town square. 1201 00:58:56,710 --> 00:58:59,585 Can you imagine life continuing on... 1202 00:58:59,751 --> 00:59:03,293 a bustling town center just two miles from these grounds? 1203 00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:10,376 Before the Red Army got to Majdanek... 1204 00:59:10,543 --> 00:59:12,460 the Nazis had actually moved most of their prisoners... 1205 00:59:12,626 --> 00:59:14,418 to other camps out west. 1206 00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:17,168 And, in their haste, the SS didn't destroy the evidence. 1207 00:59:17,335 --> 00:59:18,960 So, unlike other camps... 1208 00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:21,918 Majdanek is actually quite... 1209 00:59:22,085 --> 00:59:25,001 well-preserved, for lack of a better phrase. 1210 00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:39,376 So, before we head in... 1211 00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:43,085 I might be a little bit sparser with my information overload today. 1212 00:59:43,543 --> 00:59:47,293 This is a sacred site where many thousands were murdered, and... 1213 00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:50,501 I think you'll find this place kinda speaks for itself. 1214 00:59:51,376 --> 00:59:52,376 Okay? 1215 01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:02,710 Hey. 1216 01:00:03,918 --> 01:00:04,918 Hey. 1217 01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:10,710 These are the barracks. 1218 01:00:21,126 --> 01:00:22,876 This is the men's bathhouse. 1219 01:00:33,710 --> 01:00:37,251 "He grabbed his whip and herded us towards the bathhouse. 1220 01:00:37,626 --> 01:00:41,918 "There, once our hair was cut and shaved from our entire bodies... 1221 01:00:42,835 --> 01:00:44,043 "we went into the next room." 1222 01:01:06,293 --> 01:01:07,876 This is the gas chamber. 1223 01:01:29,085 --> 01:01:32,626 The blue stains on the walls are residue from the deadly gas... 1224 01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:33,960 Zyklon B. 1225 01:01:43,085 --> 01:01:44,085 The ovens. 1226 01:03:09,126 --> 01:03:10,668 Just hang here for a moment. Yeah? 1227 01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:14,126 Okay. 1228 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,543 So, if we just gather here for just a moment. 1229 01:03:19,835 --> 01:03:21,460 How are we all feeling? 1230 01:03:22,126 --> 01:03:24,210 Mm. Not feeling so good. 1231 01:03:24,585 --> 01:03:26,460 Numb, maybe? 1232 01:03:26,626 --> 01:03:27,918 Yeah. That's about right. 1233 01:03:28,085 --> 01:03:30,626 Eloge, how are you doing? I know you don't have the same advantage of... 1234 01:03:30,793 --> 01:03:32,710 distance, so to speak. 1235 01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:37,085 I'm okay. I feel shaken. 1236 01:03:37,710 --> 01:03:38,876 But... 1237 01:03:39,043 --> 01:03:41,418 - I guess that's better than feeling nothing. - Yeah. 1238 01:03:42,918 --> 01:03:46,335 Well, thank you all for sharing that with me and with each other. 1239 01:03:46,501 --> 01:03:49,751 Don't wanna rush anyone, but obviously we're leaving for Zamość quite soon. 1240 01:03:49,918 --> 01:03:51,168 So just to change gears... 1241 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,001 we're losing the lads. 1242 01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:54,418 - Aw. - Very sad. Yep. 1243 01:03:54,585 --> 01:03:56,793 The boys are staying here for another night, and then... 1244 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,418 finishing their pilgrimage to see Grandma Dory's house. 1245 01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:01,876 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I'm... 1246 01:04:02,043 --> 01:04:05,835 I'm gonna miss all you guys. Like a weird, fucked-up family. 1247 01:04:07,168 --> 01:04:08,793 - Can I just... - Yeah. 1248 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,293 - Thanks, David. - You are amazing. 1249 01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,460 Thanks so much. 1250 01:04:11,626 --> 01:04:13,293 Send me a photograph of your grandma's house. 1251 01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,626 - I wanna see it, okay? - Yeah. I'll do that. 1252 01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:15,793 - Okay. - Thank you. 1253 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,918 - Have fun at Grandma's. - Take care of yourself, honey. 1254 01:04:18,085 --> 01:04:19,585 You too. And take care of him... 1255 01:04:19,751 --> 01:04:20,585 - 'cause he won't. - Okay. 1256 01:04:20,751 --> 01:04:21,751 No, no, no, that's fine. 1257 01:04:21,918 --> 01:04:23,335 - Take care of this guy. - Right. 1258 01:04:23,501 --> 01:04:24,501 You're a good guy, Benji. 1259 01:04:24,668 --> 01:04:26,126 No. You are. 1260 01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:28,126 - Do you mean that? Really? - Yes, I do. 1261 01:04:28,293 --> 01:04:29,251 - Thanks. Travel safe. - Go in peace, my friend. 1262 01:04:29,418 --> 01:04:31,085 Oh, fuckin' A. That means a lot to me. 1263 01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:32,751 I'm gonna look up what that means. 1264 01:04:34,043 --> 01:04:37,793 - Take care. So good to do this. - So, Benji, I just want to say... 1265 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,960 I've been doing this for five and a half years. 1266 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,085 And I always say... 1267 01:04:41,251 --> 01:04:42,960 "Please, just let me know if I can do anything better." 1268 01:04:43,126 --> 01:04:45,668 And you're the first person ever to give me... 1269 01:04:45,835 --> 01:04:47,043 actionable feedback, so... 1270 01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:49,293 - thank you so much for that, yeah. - Get the fuck outta here. What did I say? 1271 01:04:50,251 --> 01:04:52,918 What are you talking about? You know, the stuff about engaging with... 1272 01:04:53,085 --> 01:04:55,626 Polish people and the Polish culture and... 1273 01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:57,793 Oh, man, that sounds great. You should fucking do that, man. 1274 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,710 I know. And I resisted it on the day... 1275 01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:01,460 but I can't stop thinking about it. 1276 01:05:01,626 --> 01:05:04,835 And you've really reawakened something in me, so... 1277 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:07,418 - Get the fuck outta here, man. - You're a very honest man... 1278 01:05:07,585 --> 01:05:09,793 - and that's rare. And I appreciate it, so... - Yeah. Oh, shut up. 1279 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,376 - Come on. Like... - Thanks so much. Thank you. 1280 01:05:12,710 --> 01:05:13,710 Okay. 1281 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:15,960 Sorry. I just wanted to get that off my chest. 1282 01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:17,126 Thanks, David. 1283 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:22,835 He's a nice guy. 1284 01:05:38,585 --> 01:05:39,626 - Did you? - Yeah. Well, no. 1285 01:05:39,793 --> 01:05:41,126 I mean, that's absurd. 1286 01:05:41,293 --> 01:05:43,585 - Yeah. Yeah. What? What? - Does this look good? 1287 01:05:43,751 --> 01:05:45,293 - What? Yeah. All right, let's go. - How much is this? 1288 01:05:46,126 --> 01:05:47,126 You don't need to get the hat. 1289 01:05:47,293 --> 01:05:48,293 Do you want one too? 1290 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:49,585 No. You look like the Ricola man. 1291 01:05:49,751 --> 01:05:51,835 Do you want that? No, that's for you. 1292 01:05:52,001 --> 01:05:53,210 You get to keep it. 1293 01:05:53,376 --> 01:05:54,668 - Yeah. I wouldn't know what to do with it. - Okay. Benji. 1294 01:05:54,835 --> 01:05:57,543 Can we get something to eat that's, like, not pickled? 1295 01:05:57,710 --> 01:05:59,251 - Pierogies? - Anything that's not... 1296 01:05:59,418 --> 01:06:01,251 - pierogies and not pickled. - Sauerkraut? 1297 01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:03,626 Sauerkraut is... it's pickled and German. 1298 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,960 ...to go and grab kids' heads in the audience and lick it. 1299 01:06:06,126 --> 01:06:08,085 - God, that's so gross. - Yeah! The Bushwhacker! And it's... 1300 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,543 Yes. I remember that. Yeah. 1301 01:06:12,043 --> 01:06:13,043 Hey, doggie. 1302 01:06:16,418 --> 01:06:17,251 Yo, can I have a swig? 1303 01:06:17,418 --> 01:06:20,418 Oh, yeah. Have as much as you want. We got the cheap shit. 1304 01:06:23,251 --> 01:06:24,710 - All right. Check out this building. - Yeah. 1305 01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:27,460 Pretty tall. I got one last joint. 1306 01:06:28,043 --> 01:06:29,585 How are we gonna get up? 1307 01:06:31,501 --> 01:06:32,418 Shall we? 1308 01:06:40,418 --> 01:06:41,418 Blork. 1309 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:53,710 Mm. Mm-hmm. 1310 01:07:02,918 --> 01:07:05,085 - All right. - Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. 1311 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,001 Shit. You know what I think that is? 1312 01:07:08,168 --> 01:07:09,168 Hmm. What? 1313 01:07:09,335 --> 01:07:10,918 Look way down there. You see those, like, three lights? 1314 01:07:11,085 --> 01:07:12,126 - What? - One, two, three. 1315 01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:13,376 - Oh, shit. - I think it's the camp. 1316 01:07:13,543 --> 01:07:14,960 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1317 01:07:15,126 --> 01:07:16,376 Really is so close. 1318 01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:22,126 Yeah, so, what are you thinkin' of doing... 1319 01:07:22,293 --> 01:07:23,626 when you get back to Binghamton? 1320 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,376 What do you mean? 1321 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,126 I mean, like, what's... Like, what's your plan? 1322 01:07:29,835 --> 01:07:31,876 Dude, give me that if you're just gonna fucking stare at it. 1323 01:07:32,043 --> 01:07:33,126 - Oh, sorry. - It's my last one. 1324 01:07:33,293 --> 01:07:34,293 - Sorry, man. - All right. 1325 01:07:34,460 --> 01:07:35,460 Sorry about that. 1326 01:07:36,251 --> 01:07:37,918 Yeah, well, when I get back, it's gonna be pretty busy. 1327 01:07:38,085 --> 01:07:39,085 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1328 01:07:39,251 --> 01:07:40,293 - That's awesome. - Yeah. 1329 01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,001 My buddy, Tim, is re-roofing his house, 1330 01:07:42,168 --> 01:07:43,543 and I'm probably gonna help him out with that. 1331 01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:45,085 He's got a shit ton of adobe. 1332 01:07:45,251 --> 01:07:46,751 Has no idea what the fuck he's doing. 1333 01:07:46,918 --> 01:07:47,918 - Really? - Yeah. 1334 01:07:49,210 --> 01:07:50,210 - Gonna be good, though. - Yeah. 1335 01:07:50,376 --> 01:07:51,835 Be pretty sweet when he's finished. You know? 1336 01:07:53,835 --> 01:07:55,043 Keeps moisture out better than that... 1337 01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,918 plastic toxic shit they use on all those... 1338 01:07:57,085 --> 01:07:59,251 - bullshit suburban houses, you know? - Oh, yeah. That's awesome. 1339 01:07:59,418 --> 01:08:01,043 Yeah. It's gonna be pretty rad. 1340 01:08:03,251 --> 01:08:05,376 Well, that's, like, Tim's house. 1341 01:08:06,501 --> 01:08:07,751 - So? - So... 1342 01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:09,710 what are you gonna do? 1343 01:08:10,335 --> 01:08:11,710 Oh, man. Why the fuck you asking me that? 1344 01:08:11,876 --> 01:08:14,168 I wanna make sure you're good and that you have, like, a plan. 1345 01:08:15,668 --> 01:08:17,375 - Sorry. Maybe I'm a little stoned. I'm sorry. - Yeah. No. Mm-mm. 1346 01:08:17,543 --> 01:08:18,543 - Here, take this. - No. It's all right. 1347 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,625 - I can't be trusted. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1348 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,668 And, like, what are you gonna do when you go home? 1349 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:28,043 I don't know. Go back to, like... 1350 01:08:28,210 --> 01:08:30,210 my job and my family, the usual. 1351 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:32,418 Great. I look forward to speaking to you in six months. 1352 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:34,750 What does that mean? 1353 01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:35,918 - You know what it means, man. - Do I? 1354 01:08:36,085 --> 01:08:37,210 I don't really wanna start anything. 1355 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,375 Okay, good. Then don't. 1356 01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:44,293 You used to be fucking different, man. You used to be so emotional. 1357 01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:46,460 You used to fucking cry about everything, man. Like... 1358 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:49,418 Yeah, I know. It was awful. Who the fuck wants to cry about everything? 1359 01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:51,335 Dave, man, you're not fucking listenin' to me, man. 1360 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,085 I'm saying that we used to be... 1361 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:54,460 - different. Like, "we." - Yeah. Benji, I have, like... 1362 01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:56,500 - a job and a family. - Mm. I know. 1363 01:08:56,668 --> 01:08:58,710 And I don't have time to hang out with you all night... 1364 01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:00,335 - every night, okay? - I don't fucking want that. 1365 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,585 Yes, you do. You're, like, an all-encompassing person. 1366 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,085 - I don't think you realize that. - Man, I'm just saying, like, you, like... 1367 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,793 - I don't think you realize that. - Man, you, like, literally never visit me. 1368 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,710 What in... Sorry, you mean in Binghamton? 1369 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:09,875 Yeah, man, that's where I live. 1370 01:09:10,043 --> 01:09:12,043 Well, yeah, I'm busy, okay? And I live in New York City. 1371 01:09:12,210 --> 01:09:13,460 Isn't it easier for you to come down to me? 1372 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:15,460 Easier? It's the same fucking distance, Dave. 1373 01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:16,668 Yeah, but it's New York City, man. 1374 01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:19,125 It's, like, the more logical place to visit than fucking Binghamton... 1375 01:09:19,293 --> 01:09:20,293 - all due respect. - What's wrong with Binghamton? 1376 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:21,460 Nothing is wrong with Binghamton. 1377 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,085 You are, like, purposefully making me look like an asshole... 1378 01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:24,375 - for questioning it. - Mm. Yo, fuck off, dude. 1379 01:09:24,543 --> 01:09:25,375 Yo, you fuck off. 1380 01:09:26,210 --> 01:09:27,918 Why don't you give a shit about me anymore? 1381 01:09:28,085 --> 01:09:30,000 I do give a shit about you. 1382 01:09:30,335 --> 01:09:32,043 I just don't understand... 1383 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,710 how you would ever do anything so fucking stupid to yourself. 1384 01:09:36,168 --> 01:09:37,500 Dave, man. 1385 01:09:37,668 --> 01:09:38,668 Benji. 1386 01:09:41,585 --> 01:09:43,085 I, like, I walk around with, like, this... 1387 01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:45,793 terrible fucking image of you in my head, okay? 1388 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,835 And, yeah, I don't... 1389 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,918 Yeah, I don't wanna lose you, okay? 1390 01:09:51,293 --> 01:09:53,460 Do you see how people love you? 1391 01:09:55,210 --> 01:09:57,460 Do you see what happens when you walk into a room? 1392 01:10:00,376 --> 01:10:04,293 I would give anything to know what that feels like... man. 1393 01:10:07,543 --> 01:10:10,876 To know what it feels like to have charm. 1394 01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:14,043 To light up a room when I walk in. 1395 01:10:16,543 --> 01:10:19,585 But you light up a room and then you, like, shit on everything inside of it. 1396 01:11:06,251 --> 01:11:07,376 All right. You can go. 1397 01:11:07,668 --> 01:11:08,668 Thanks. 1398 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,126 Taxi's here. 1399 01:12:10,793 --> 01:12:11,793 Let me see. 1400 01:12:14,251 --> 01:12:15,751 See a 25 anywhere? 1401 01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:18,501 No, I don't see any numbers anywhere. Wait. 1402 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:19,668 Me neither. 1403 01:12:19,835 --> 01:12:22,168 Okay, wait. I think it should be around this way. 1404 01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:26,751 "Mag-is-trate." What do you think that means? 1405 01:12:26,918 --> 01:12:28,585 - Probably magistrate. - Oh. 1406 01:12:29,001 --> 01:12:30,001 I think so. 1407 01:12:31,210 --> 01:12:33,085 Is this like a real street or... 1408 01:12:33,835 --> 01:12:35,293 Twenty-eight. 1409 01:12:36,710 --> 01:12:37,668 I think it's this. 1410 01:12:38,751 --> 01:12:40,668 - Here? - Yeah. 1411 01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:56,251 Twenty-five. 1412 01:12:58,710 --> 01:12:59,710 Oh, my God. 1413 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,293 Whoa. Is that possible? 1414 01:13:05,835 --> 01:13:08,876 It's so... unremarkable. 1415 01:13:09,043 --> 01:13:11,835 Yeah. I guess I don't know what I pictured. 1416 01:13:12,751 --> 01:13:13,751 Yeah. Me neither. 1417 01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:27,585 You know she slapped me once, right? 1418 01:13:28,585 --> 01:13:29,585 What? 1419 01:13:29,751 --> 01:13:31,585 Yeah. Grandma slapped me. 1420 01:13:31,751 --> 01:13:33,376 - Shit. Really? - Yeah. 1421 01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:35,460 I was late to meet her for dinner. 1422 01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:37,501 - Just, like, 15 minutes. - Yeah. 1423 01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:40,751 Also, I was pretty high. It was at that Hudson restaurant on Third Avenue. 1424 01:13:40,918 --> 01:13:42,501 You know, in the purgatory of Murray Hill. 1425 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,168 Yes, I know it. Shit. Did it hurt? 1426 01:13:44,335 --> 01:13:45,835 - The fuck, yeah, it hurt. Yeah. - Wow. 1427 01:13:46,001 --> 01:13:47,751 It was the best thing that ever happened to me. 1428 01:13:48,501 --> 01:13:49,460 I was, like... 1429 01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:52,043 elated for a full 24 hours after that. 1430 01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:54,335 - Really? Why? - I don't know why. 1431 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:56,460 I mean, it was at this fucking restaurant... 1432 01:13:56,626 --> 01:13:58,835 she went to every week. Everyone knew her there. 1433 01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:02,126 She dressed up all formal for it like it was some big fucking occasion, and... 1434 01:14:02,293 --> 01:14:03,751 - Yeah. - I don't know. 1435 01:14:03,918 --> 01:14:05,126 I guess the fact that she cared more about me... 1436 01:14:05,293 --> 01:14:07,835 than what the people at the restaurant thought? 1437 01:14:08,001 --> 01:14:09,168 I don't know. 1438 01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:10,668 Made me feel good. 1439 01:14:12,543 --> 01:14:13,501 Hey. 1440 01:14:14,710 --> 01:14:15,793 I got an idea. 1441 01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:16,918 What? 1442 01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:18,501 Let's put a stone on the stoop. 1443 01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:20,001 What do you mean? 1444 01:14:20,168 --> 01:14:21,835 I mean, let's find a little stone... 1445 01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:23,793 and put it on the stoop to say that we were here. 1446 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,626 That she's not, you know, forgotten. 1447 01:14:25,793 --> 01:14:27,918 - She's not buried here. - Yeah, I know. 1448 01:14:28,085 --> 01:14:30,251 But this is the last place she was in Poland. 1449 01:14:30,418 --> 01:14:31,960 It's the last place any of us were. 1450 01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:35,710 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay. 1451 01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:37,085 - It's a good idea. - Okay. 1452 01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,168 Yeah. Not this. No. 1453 01:14:40,335 --> 01:14:41,168 No, no. 1454 01:14:43,001 --> 01:14:44,543 - One, two. - Yeah? 1455 01:14:44,710 --> 01:14:45,751 Yeah, I found two. 1456 01:14:45,918 --> 01:14:47,335 - Do you want one? - Yeah. 1457 01:14:47,501 --> 01:14:48,501 Thanks. 1458 01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:50,210 Yeah. 1459 01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:12,335 Hi. Sorry, we're Americans. 1460 01:15:12,501 --> 01:15:14,126 English? Do you speak English? 1461 01:15:17,085 --> 01:15:19,126 Sorry. I don't know. 1462 01:15:21,418 --> 01:15:22,626 - I guess that's it. - Yeah. 1463 01:15:22,793 --> 01:15:25,335 I feel like such an asshole saying, "Americans, Americans." 1464 01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:26,501 That's what we are. 1465 01:15:26,668 --> 01:15:27,751 Do you think he's mad about this? 1466 01:15:27,918 --> 01:15:29,293 Maybe he's offering us breakfast. I don't fucking know. 1467 01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,960 You're right. He could be offering breakfast. 1468 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:32,876 It could just be that. "So, come up here, have some fucking cakes." 1469 01:15:33,043 --> 01:15:34,793 Have some delicious... Black pudding. 1470 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:35,960 Oh, there's more. 1471 01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:37,543 Hello. 1472 01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,335 Okay... 1473 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:41,960 do you speak English? 1474 01:15:42,126 --> 01:15:43,126 - Yes. Yeah. - A little. 1475 01:15:43,293 --> 01:15:45,168 Well, hi. Sorry, what's the problem? 1476 01:15:45,918 --> 01:15:49,501 My father said that you placed rocks on the door? 1477 01:15:49,668 --> 01:15:51,335 Yeah, we did. Our grandma lived here... 1478 01:15:51,501 --> 01:15:53,460 and she just died. 1479 01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:57,168 Sorry for your loss. 1480 01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:58,626 Thanks, man. 1481 01:15:58,793 --> 01:16:02,543 So why did you put rocks in front of the door? 1482 01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:05,043 It's like a tradition. It's like a Jewish tradition. 1483 01:16:05,210 --> 01:16:06,835 Like, when you visit somebody's grave... 1484 01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:10,210 you're supposed to put, like, a rock on it to show that you were, you know, there. 1485 01:16:10,376 --> 01:16:12,835 Yeah, but she's not buried under the door, right? 1486 01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:14,293 No, no, no. We just kind of... 1487 01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:16,168 did it as, like, a sentimental thing. 1488 01:16:16,335 --> 01:16:18,668 - Like, as a, you know, a gesture. - Okay. Yeah. 1489 01:16:18,835 --> 01:16:20,335 - Just a gesture. Yeah? - Yeah. 1490 01:16:20,501 --> 01:16:21,710 Okay. Okay. 1491 01:16:21,876 --> 01:16:24,793 - I understand. So, this is sweet, I think. - Thank you. 1492 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,918 Thanks. 1493 01:16:26,085 --> 01:16:27,085 Wait a moment. 1494 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:47,460 Okay, guys. 1495 01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:50,376 I'm sorry, but, I understand your situation. 1496 01:16:50,543 --> 01:16:52,418 But my father said that it is... 1497 01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:56,335 hazard to leave the stones. 1498 01:16:57,043 --> 01:16:59,543 - Okay. - You know, an older woman lives there now... 1499 01:16:59,710 --> 01:17:01,793 - so she could trip or... - Right. 1500 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,126 - Okay. - Understood. 1501 01:17:03,293 --> 01:17:04,876 - So, we must, you know... - No, I got it. 1502 01:17:05,043 --> 01:17:06,001 You got it. Sorry. 1503 01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:07,043 Yeah. 1504 01:17:08,543 --> 01:17:09,460 There you are. 1505 01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:13,876 All right. 1506 01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:23,168 Ladies and gentlemen, in about a half an hour... 1507 01:18:23,335 --> 01:18:25,501 we will begin our descent to New York. 1508 01:18:25,668 --> 01:18:27,043 We caught a lucky break there. 1509 01:18:27,210 --> 01:18:29,418 We're gonna get you to your gate about 15 minutes ahead. 1510 01:18:29,585 --> 01:18:33,043 Due to construction, the gate assignment may have changed. 1511 01:18:33,210 --> 01:18:36,793 Please check your boarding pass for possible gate changes. 1512 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,293 We appreciate your patience and thank you. 1513 01:18:41,168 --> 01:18:42,835 Hey, I was thinking... 1514 01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:44,501 why don't we, like, grab a cab back to the city... 1515 01:18:44,668 --> 01:18:46,668 and you could come over for dinner? 1516 01:18:46,835 --> 01:18:47,835 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1517 01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:49,293 I mean, I know Priya would love to see you... 1518 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:53,251 and Abe would, you know, love to tell you every fact about the Statue of Liberty. 1519 01:18:57,001 --> 01:18:58,335 - It's tempting. - Yo, come on. 1520 01:19:00,543 --> 01:19:01,876 Nah, that's okay, man. 1521 01:19:02,043 --> 01:19:03,210 - Really? - Yeah. 1522 01:19:03,376 --> 01:19:05,751 All right. Well, at least, I don't know, let's grab a cab back to the city... 1523 01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:08,793 and I can drop you off at Penn Station for your train upstate. 1524 01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:13,876 You know what? I think I'm probably just gonna kick it here for a little while. 1525 01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,460 At the airport? 1526 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:18,710 Yeah. Kinda like it here. 1527 01:19:18,876 --> 01:19:20,168 You meet the craziest people, man. 1528 01:19:20,335 --> 01:19:21,335 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 1529 01:19:24,918 --> 01:19:26,293 - Shit. - What the flying fuck, man? 1530 01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:27,460 - I'm so sorry. Fuck. - Why would you do that? 1531 01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,001 Because Grandma, the restaurant. You said it was, like, the best thing... 1532 01:19:29,168 --> 01:19:30,418 - that ever happened to you. - Oh, that was... 1533 01:19:30,585 --> 01:19:32,585 Yeah, but that was different, man. I was 18. I needed direction. 1534 01:19:32,751 --> 01:19:34,043 No, I know. That makes sense. I am so sorry. 1535 01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,668 - This is just violence. - I know, I know. 1536 01:19:35,835 --> 01:19:36,835 I thought it would, you know, enliven... I don't know. 1537 01:19:37,001 --> 01:19:38,210 - It's okay. - Are you okay? 1538 01:19:38,376 --> 01:19:39,376 Can I see? You're, like, red. 1539 01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,085 Yeah. Because you fuckin' slapped me in the face. 1540 01:19:41,501 --> 01:19:42,626 - Sorry. - Do I get one now? 1541 01:19:42,793 --> 01:19:43,793 No. 1542 01:19:47,876 --> 01:19:48,876 I'm sorry, man. 1543 01:19:49,751 --> 01:19:50,751 Come here. 1544 01:19:56,085 --> 01:19:57,085 I love you, guy. 1545 01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:58,126 Love you too. 1546 01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:03,293 I'm gonna be fine. 1547 01:20:04,001 --> 01:20:05,001 You know that? 1548 01:20:05,585 --> 01:20:06,751 You sure? 1549 01:20:06,918 --> 01:20:07,918 Mm-hmm. 1550 01:20:10,918 --> 01:20:11,918 Sorry. 1551 01:20:12,085 --> 01:20:13,710 - You weren't done. - Mm-mm. 1552 01:20:17,585 --> 01:20:18,835 All right. 1553 01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:20,168 I'll see you around, cuz. Okay? 1554 01:20:20,835 --> 01:20:21,835 I'll see you. 1555 01:21:12,376 --> 01:21:13,501 Hello? 1556 01:21:13,668 --> 01:21:15,043 Hello? Guys? 1557 01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:17,626 - Hello? I'm... - Hi. 1558 01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:18,710 Hi, hi, hi. 1559 01:21:18,876 --> 01:21:20,126 - You're back, you're back, you're back. - Come here. 1560 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:22,210 Oh, hi, babe. 1561 01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:23,210 Hey. 1562 01:21:23,376 --> 01:21:24,751 - Hi, sweetness. - Love you, love you, love you. 123561

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