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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the road
and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidant
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see
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♪ The biggest gift
would be from me
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♪ And the card attached
would say
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♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪
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(RINGING)
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You rang?
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I want a cracker.
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I'll need something
to wash it down,
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and a twist of lemon
would be nice.
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What is it now?
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Habit.
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Give me that.
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Listen, Ma,
I've made a decision.
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I think we're gonna
have to get a nurse
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to take care of you
until you're well.
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A nurse? Why can't you
take care of me?
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Normally, I would,
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but I have that education
conference starting Tuesday.
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And Blanche is busy
with her granddaughter,
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and Rose is...
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Well, I just think a nurse
is the way to go.
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I don't need a nurse.
I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.
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Oh, really? Then why have
you been running me ragged
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doing things for you?
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Honestly? It tickles me.
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Look, Ma, I'm hiring a nurse.
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At your age, we can't take
any injury for granted.
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Well, it's your fault
I sprained both my ankles.
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Ma, you were the one who sneezed
and blew yourself off the stool.
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It wouldn't have happened if you'd
let me sit at the table that night.
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Look, Ma, you know the rules.
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When we eat Mexican food,
you sit at the counter.
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Now, it's settled.
I'll have a nurse here tomorrow.
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Wouldn't it be cheaper just to
set me adrift on some ice floe?
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If it were, do you think
you'd still be here?
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Oh, hi. We're back.
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Oh, hi, honey.
And what did you do today?
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Grandma took me down to the docks
to watch the sailors come in.
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I remember spending that quality
wharf time with my grandma.
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Oh, and guess what?
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Grandma gave me a new nickname to
call her in front of the Navy.
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Oh, what was that?
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Sis.
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Sis?
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Well, she calls her other
grandmother "Grandma".
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This just cuts down
on the confusion.
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Run along, darling.
Run along.
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Oh, girls, I'm just so worried.
You've got to help me.
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I'm so concerned about Melissa.
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Why? What's wrong?
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I'm just afraid I had a lot more
fun this afternoon than she did.
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And I promised Janet her little
girl would have fun this week.
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I swear, I have no idea
how to keep her entertained.
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Honey, the important thing
is to spend time with her.
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Why don't you do something
that both of you enjoy?
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Why don't you take her
to the movies, to the beach?
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Why don't you take her
to the petting zoo?
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The Petting Zoo?
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Dorothy, even I don't go
to that club anymore.
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Girls, I've got big news.
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I found something Melissa
and I can do together.
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I have entered her in the
Little Miss Miami pageant.
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And we're a cinch
to win, aren't we?
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Hit it, sweetheart.
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Hi, my name's Melissa,
and I'm five years old.
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Blanche, she's seven.
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No, that works out to be
five in Blanche years.
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Look at this face, girls.
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How could a child
this gorgeous lose?
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I think it's a great idea.
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Oh, sure it is,
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if you like the notion
of children competing
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in a bloodthirsty,
winner-take-all contest,
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where what's on the outside
is considered more important
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than what's on the inside.
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Lost the Little Miss St.
Olaf pageant, did you?
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Twenty-three years in a row.
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Once they picked Eileen Ditmeyer's
imaginary playmate over me.
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Well, sure,
she was more talented,
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but still, I smelled a rat.
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You mean the contest was fixed?
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No, that was my talent.
Smelling rats.
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Blanche, I'm not sure that
this is a good idea, either.
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I mean, beauty pageants
are archaic and sexist,
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not to mention degrading.
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Lost the Little Miss
Brooklyn contest, did you?
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I practiced that
trombone for weeks!
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And there was Ma sitting in the
front row, sucking a lemon.
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Well, you were just nervous
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because your mother
was in the front row.
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She was a judge.
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Well, come along, Melissa,
we have a lot of work to do
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if we're gonna win.
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But we can still go to the
circus this week, right?
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Well, we'll see.
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Honey, the pageant is
just a few days away.
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You can go to that
circus any old time.
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How many years can you enter
the Little Miss contest?
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Evidently, twenty-three.
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At least my mother
voted for me.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Ah, Nurse DeFarge,
right on time.
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Of course I'm right on time.
I'm always on time.
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You know what happens
when a nurse is late?
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People die.
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Well, then,
let's get the party started.
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Uh, this is my friend,
Rose Nylund.
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I'll go get Ma. I'm sure she's
anxious to get reacquainted.
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Oh, then you've
known Sophia before?
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Yes, she was
one of the residents
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a few years ago at a place I
worked called Shady Pines.
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But to tell you the truth, I don't
think that she'll remember me.
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Ma, I'm sure you...
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(SCREAMING)
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I hope that doesn't
make you uncomfortable.
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Ma, what are you doing?
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I'm rolling for my life.
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You hired the Angel of
Death from Shady Pines.
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Ma, don't be ridiculous.
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She is not the Angel of Death.
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She is a private nurse
with excellent references.
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And for the last time,
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Shady Pines is a very
reputable rest home.
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I'm telling you, Dorothy,
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they used to pre-sell our
bodies to medical schools.
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That was the big joke, "How would
you like to go to college?"
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Now, where's my patient?
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Don't you mean victim?
Ma!
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Now, look, Sophia, I know you
didn't like it at Shady Pines.
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Nobody did after their
families dumped them there.
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But I'm sure
if you just give me a chance,
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we'll become fast friends.
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Dorothy, I really wish you'd
respect my feelings about this.
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Ma, I really wish
you had voted for me
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in the Little
Miss Brooklyn pageant.
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Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
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Now, ladies, please.
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Sophia, I'm just here
to take care of you.
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You want your back rubbed?
I'm here.
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A glass of water?
Call me.
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My job is just to see to each
and every one of your needs.
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Will you excuse us? I have to talk
something over with my daughter.
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Of course.
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You see, Ma...
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You rang?
You're hired.
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♪ Well, it won't be
a stylish marriage
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♪ I can't afford a carriage
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(BOTH SINGING) ♪ But you'll
look sweet upon a seat
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♪ Of a bicycle built for two ♪
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Oh, my God, they've bonded.
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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We were going to watch The Nun's Story.
I've never seen it before.
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Oh, she leaves
the convent in the end.
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Here it is, Ironside.
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He's the master
of the wheelchair.
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Just look at the way
he takes those corners.
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Oh, come on.
The guy's got radials.
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Excuse me, we were
watching something else.
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Well, Sophia wants
to watch Ironside,
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and I believe a happy patient
is a healthy patient.
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He's a fine detective,
isn't he, Sophia?
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Oh, please, call me Ma.
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Ma?
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Not you.
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Popcorn, Ma?
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Oh, no,
it gets caught in my teeth.
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I tell you what, I'll
floss them while you nap.
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You're a good kid.
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You want plain floss
or mint-flavored?
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Surprise me.
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Now, I'm serious.
You have got to get rid of that woman.
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Look...
She just bosses us all around,
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won't let us have any fun,
make any noise.
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She's makin'
our lives miserable.
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I don't like her any more than
you do, but what can I do?
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Ma's ankles haven't healed yet.
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And besides,
Nurse DeFarge means well.
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Dorothy, at 2:00 a.m.
this morning,
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I was entertaining
a gentleman caller
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when she opened the door
at the most inopportune time.
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I could have lost my balance
and chipped a tooth.
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You think that's annoying?
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She came into
my room last night
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when I was reenacting the gangplank
scene from Peter Pan.
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What the hell goes on
at night in this house?
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Look, I know
you are both upset,
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but nothing I have heard is
grounds for firing the woman.
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Oh, excuse me, ladies.
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Oh, by the way, Dorothy,
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a man called wanting to know
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if you were free
Saturday night,
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but I forgot to write down
the number. Sorry.
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Hasta la vista, baby.
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Grandma, is this the one
you said you liked?
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Oh, yes,
isn't that just beautiful?
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Girls, look. This is one of
her outfits for the pageant.
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I'm telling you, she's gonna
win this thing hands down.
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Sweetheart,
sing your song for everybody.
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Grandma, I'm tired.
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We've been rehearsing all day.
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But if we don't rehearse,
we don't win.
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Blanche, aren't you getting a little
carried away with this pageant?
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Well, don't be ridiculous.
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In fact, I wish Janet were
here to see how wonderful
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her mother and her little
girl are getting along.
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I just know she's gonna let her
come back year after year.
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I'll go get the music.
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You be sure and get some
sleep tonight, sweetheart,
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so you'll be all rested when
we go to the zoo tomorrow.
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I'm not going to the zoo.
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Grandma says we have
to rehearse tomorrow.
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In fact, we can't do anything fun
because of the stupid pageant.
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I wish I could just go home.
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(SIGHS)
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Here we go.
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But before we sing
our little hearts out,
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how about a hug for the
best grandma in the world?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I hate this.
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I am not good at firing people.
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I've never been
good at confrontations.
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How about when you made
that cop cry?
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Then he wasn't
much of a cop, was he?
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Maybe I better talk
to Nurse DeFarge.
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I think I could handle it
with a little more tact.
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Ah, good morning, ladies.
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Not for you,
Nursey-nurse-nurse-nurse.
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Uh, what I think Rose is
trying to say is that...
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Uh, things aren't working out,
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and we're gonna
have to let you go.
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You're firing me?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Yes.
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What's going on?
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I've been fired, Ma.
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What?
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We all think it's for the best.
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Well, Mildred,
I guess that's it.
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What Dorothy says, goes.
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00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:02,139
We'll just have to say...
247
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:03,506
(GROANS)
248
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:04,607
Leg cramp.
249
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,943
Oh! There, there, there.
250
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,913
Oh, that's better.
251
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,849
Thank God you were here.
252
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:17,888
Dorothy, I'm sorry.
I cannot leave.
253
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,255
What?
254
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:22,725
Until she can walk again,
I'm staying put.
255
00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:25,195
You're a good daughter.
Take a lesson, pussycat.
256
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:28,398
You're pussycat, too?
257
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:31,735
I am pussycat one.
You are pussycat two.
258
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,809
What can I do?
Ma obviously needs her.
259
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,544
My hands are tied.
260
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,917
Sorry about that
nursey-nurse-nurse-nurse thing.
261
00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:48,918
I never thought
I'd see you again.
262
00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:55,524
Well, Sophia, I'm going
to have to keep my word.
263
00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:58,229
As soon as you can walk,
I'll have to leave.
264
00:14:58,296 --> 00:15:02,599
Yeah, I know,
as soon as I can walk.
265
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:06,604
But I don't think that's gonna
be for a long, long time.
266
00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:15,312
This competition's gonna be
a piece of cake, Rose.
267
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:18,182
Just look around. Ugly.
268
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,020
No charisma.
269
00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:26,623
Now there's a gym teacher
waiting to happen.
270
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,062
Blanche, how can you say that?
271
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:33,197
All these girls are adorable.
272
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,831
Oh, yeah, sure.
273
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:37,466
I just wish I had that one's
nose full of nickels.
274
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:40,303
She's on in two minutes.
275
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,306
Oh, two minutes.
276
00:15:42,373 --> 00:15:45,341
Grandma, I don't think I can sing in
front of all those people out there.
277
00:15:45,409 --> 00:15:47,476
But of course you can,
sweetheart.
278
00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:49,746
You're just a little nervous.
279
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,048
(GIGGLES)
280
00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:53,517
They always get this way
before the talent portion.
281
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,219
My Clarisse still
gets butterflies
282
00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:57,421
before she twirls
her fire batons.
283
00:15:57,488 --> 00:16:00,456
Fire scares me.
284
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,860
But I just remind her that
Mommy is right off stage
285
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:05,261
with a big bucket
of baking soda,
286
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,629
and then she feels better.
287
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:10,134
It scares me a lot.
288
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,436
Well, anyway,
good luck to you both.
289
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,937
Come along, Clarisse.
290
00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,206
Help me.
291
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,011
Did you see that?
292
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,249
I tell you, some people should
not be allowed near children.
293
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,551
That poor little girl.
294
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,720
What could be worse than
havin' a mother like that?
295
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:32,688
Having a grandmother like that.
296
00:16:32,756 --> 00:16:34,625
Now, wait a minute, Rose.
297
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:36,293
I'm just doin'
this for Melissa.
298
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,061
She's been havin'
a wonderful time.
299
00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:39,330
Has she?
300
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,331
Yeah. Meli-Melissa,
come here.
301
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,966
Sweetheart, come here,
I want to ask you somethin'.
302
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,900
Now, tell me the truth.
303
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,669
You want to be here, don't you?
304
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:49,472
You've been havin' a wonderful
time with Grandma, haven't you?
305
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,107
'Cause if you
haven't been, darlin',
306
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,709
well, we'll just leave
right now.
307
00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:54,644
She's on!
Showtime!
308
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,481
(PIANO PLAYING)
309
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:05,489
She's not singin'.
Why? Why ain't she singin'?
310
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,191
Well, she's just frozen solid.
311
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,227
Oh, no. Melissa?
Oh, gosh, Melissa!
312
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,897
That's your music, Melissa.
313
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,300
Honey,
do you remember the words?
314
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:19,303
♪ Gray skies are gonna clear up
315
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,403
♪ Put on a happy face
316
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,006
Come on, sweetheart, sing.
317
00:17:23,074 --> 00:17:25,642
♪ Brush off the clouds
and cheer up
318
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,412
Go down the stairs.
Here's where you move your feet. Move!
319
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,315
♪ Take off the gloomy
mask of tragedy
320
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,549
♪ It's not your...
321
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,183
She was so good at home.
322
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:38,588
♪ You'll look so good that you'll
be glad you decided to smile
323
00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:39,722
Smile.
324
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,392
♪ Pick out a pleasant outlook
325
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,861
♪ Stick out that noble chin
326
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,462
Stick it out.
327
00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:47,530
If you sing,
I'll buy you a puppy.
328
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:50,133
♪ Slap on a happy grin
329
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:54,270
♪ And spread sunshine all...
330
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,539
Oh, let me have that boa.
331
00:17:56,607 --> 00:18:00,611
♪ Just put on a happy
332
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:04,114
♪ Put on a happy
333
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,516
Her daddy's still in the Gulf.
334
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,853
♪ Put on a happy
335
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,153
Melissa?
336
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:12,423
♪ Face
337
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,223
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
338
00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:21,565
Oh. Uh, Melissa,
may I speak with you, please?
339
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,200
Could you wait a moment?
340
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,135
Someone's having
a story read to her.
341
00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,069
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
342
00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:30,240
"And the prince took the
princess to the castle,
343
00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:33,943
"and they lived happily ever after.
The end."
344
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,313
They didn't get married?
345
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,780
That's implied.
346
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:53,596
For what it's worth, I, um...
347
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:57,634
I know it was a mistake to make
you do the pageant and--and...
348
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,970
And I'm truly very sorry.
349
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,607
(SIGHS)
350
00:19:05,776 --> 00:19:07,009
(IN A GRUFF VOICE) You know,
351
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:11,047
your grandma feels real bad
about everything.
352
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,451
What do you say we forgive her?
353
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,026
You know, you...
354
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:25,795
You remind me so much
of your mother
355
00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:26,997
when she was your age.
356
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,597
(EXCLAIMS)
357
00:19:28,665 --> 00:19:31,335
She used to get so mad at me.
358
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:32,902
And then as she got older,
359
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,506
it seems like we just
fought all the time.
360
00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:39,676
Till finally, one day, we just
stopped talkin' altogether.
361
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,883
It wasn't until you were born
that we tried to make up,
362
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,484
but seems like we still
couldn't let go of the past.
363
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:53,423
Oh, Melissa, I don't want
to go through that again.
364
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:58,295
I would just die if I thought
that was gonna happen to us.
365
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,137
Melissa, I know
you're just a little girl,
366
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:10,073
but this is the point
where you're supposed
367
00:20:10,141 --> 00:20:12,041
to stop me and say,
"I love you. Don't go."
368
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:15,612
Why?
369
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,780
Well, because you're
from the South, honey.
370
00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:19,215
It's just good manners.
371
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:24,520
Course I still love you.
You're my grandma.
372
00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:26,522
I'm just mad at you.
373
00:20:26,589 --> 00:20:29,491
Oh, well.
374
00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,795
I... I can accept that,
375
00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,762
if you're still gonna
give me another chance,
376
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,565
'cause I still
want to try to be
377
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,134
the best grandma
in the whole world.
378
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:40,769
Does this mean I can start
calling you grandma again?
379
00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:43,272
Aw, of course you can.
380
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,710
Just not around
anybody in uniform.
381
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,177
(MELISSA GIGGLES)
382
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:49,813
Okay?
383
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:01,958
♪ Daisy, Daisy
384
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:04,661
♪ Give me your answer true
385
00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:05,828
♪ I'm...
386
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:10,334
Hello.
387
00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:14,605
Hello.
388
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:18,575
It's a miracle.
389
00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:21,678
I can walk.
390
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:24,213
Sophia, look at you!
You're walking.
391
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,715
I just can't believe it.
392
00:21:25,782 --> 00:21:28,050
Neither can I.
Pretty amazing, eh, pussycat?
393
00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:29,885
Mmm-hmm.
394
00:21:29,953 --> 00:21:33,957
Congratulations, Sophia.
I am so proud of you.
395
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:37,094
But I suppose this means
that my work here is done.
396
00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:40,230
But don't you worry about me.
397
00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:44,467
As long as there's pain and suffering
in the world, I'll be okay.
398
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:54,510
Well, now that I'm up, I might
as well do some shopping.
399
00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:59,348
Get back here, you deceitful
little Sicilian gecko!
400
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:06,789
I wuv you.
401
00:22:10,126 --> 00:22:12,127
Too wittle, too wate.
402
00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:16,799
Ma, I can't believe
you did this.
403
00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:19,001
Why did you lie to me?
404
00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:20,738
Because, for the first
time in my life,
405
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,339
somebody was paying
attention to me,
406
00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:25,075
pampering me, and it was nice.
407
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,477
Mildred made me feel special,
feel loved.
408
00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:30,547
But what about the awful way
she made the rest of us feel?
409
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,182
Hey, that was just gravy.
410
00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:37,354
Look, Ma,
I know I don't pamper you.
411
00:22:37,421 --> 00:22:39,990
But the reason I make you
do things for yourself,
412
00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:43,292
is because I want to
keep you active and vital.
413
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,363
The best way to show you I care
is to make sure that you...
414
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:49,165
You don't settle into old age.
415
00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:51,801
So you're saying you make me
vacuum and dust
416
00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:54,703
and scrape crusty stuff off
the tile because you love me?
417
00:22:56,606 --> 00:22:57,941
Honestly?
418
00:22:58,509 --> 00:22:59,776
It tickles me.
419
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,114
Pussycat.
420
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,382
Ma.
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