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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,800 ##Can't buy me love ## 2 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,900 ##Love ## 3 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,100 ##Can't buy me love ## 4 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,800 ##I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ## 5 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:46,500 ##If it makes you feel all right ## 6 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,200 ##I'll get you anything my friend ## 7 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,100 ##If it makes you feel all right ## 8 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,900 ## 'Cause I don't care too much for money ## 9 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,700 ##Money can't buy me love ## 10 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,300 ##I'll give you all I've got to give ## 11 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,200 ##If you say you'll love me too ## 12 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,800 ##I may not have a lot to give ## 13 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,800 ##But what I got I'll give to you ## 14 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,600 ##I don't care too much for money ## 15 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:13,700 ##Money can't buy me love ## 16 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,200 ##Can't buy me love ## 17 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,900 ##Everybody tells me so ## 18 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,800 ##Can't buy me love ## 19 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,600 ##No, no, no... no ## 20 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,400 ##Say you don't need no diamond rings ## 21 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,200 ##And I'll be satisfied ## 22 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,900 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 23 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:37,100 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 24 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:41,200 - ##I don't care too much for money ## 25 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:43,800 ##Money can't buy me love ## 26 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:45,900 ##Owwww ## 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,800 My hair is such a mess! 28 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,500 What about my clothes? 29 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:59,100 Yuck. Girls. 30 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,800 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 31 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,800 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 32 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,500 - Um, we've got the school... - No. 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,900 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 34 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 - Uh, uh... - But on the field, we'll kick your ass! 35 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:12,000 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 36 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,900 She is. 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,900 Hi, guys! 38 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 39 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,200 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 40 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,500 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,800 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 42 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,500 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 43 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,700 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 44 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,800 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility. 45 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,100 Honey, you're a senior now. 46 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,400 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 47 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,500 That's okay. 48 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,700 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 49 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,700 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 50 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,300 Oh! 51 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,700 ##No, no, no... no ## 52 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,200 ##Say you don't need no diamond rings ## 53 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,100 ##And I'll be satisfied ## 54 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,000 ## Tell me that you want the kind of things ## 55 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,800 ## That money just can't buy ## 56 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,500 ##I don't care too much for money ## 57 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,900 ##Money can't buy me love ## 58 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,400 - ##Can't buy me love ## - Chuckie. 59 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:20,300 - ##Love #### - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 60 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,900 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 61 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,700 Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have a little difficulty with that one... 62 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,200 - Well,you know... - step, because of with the arms up... 63 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,300 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 64 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,700 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 65 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,700 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm. 66 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,900 That's true. I'll get it! 67 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,700 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 68 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,900 put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you. 69 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,300 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 70 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,300 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 71 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,900 - Let me ask you. - Great. 72 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,500 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 73 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,000 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 74 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,100 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 75 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,500 always made me feel so good after football practice. 76 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,900 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 77 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,900 back in the old high school gym. 78 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,900 Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 79 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,000 - Stocky Jones... - Cindy. 80 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,200 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 81 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,200 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 82 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,600 Yeah. Okay. 83 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:26,000 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 84 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,100 Go! 85 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,800 Five, six, seven, eight. 86 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:59,800 - And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 87 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,600 One, two and four. 88 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,500 Whoo! - ##I can't take this anymore ## 89 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:11,400 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,! 90 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,400 Okay, good stuff! 91 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,000 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 92 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,300 five, six, seven, eight. 93 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,800 - Come on,you guys. Come on! 94 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,800 Arms up. Yes! 95 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:30,000 Whoo!All right. Lookin'good. 96 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,100 Keep smilin'. Let's go!Yeah. 97 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:39,600 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 98 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:43,900 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 99 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,600 Buy your telescope yet? 100 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,700 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 101 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:52,300 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 102 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:55,400 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was just thinking... 103 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,400 about the cool clique? 104 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,700 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 105 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,300 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 106 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,900 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 107 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,900 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 108 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,700 You got a crush on Cindy? 109 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,600 - Huh? - No. 110 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:19,000 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 111 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:23,500 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 112 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,200 All right. Looked good, both of you. 113 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,100 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 114 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,200 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 115 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,900 - Lookin'good. - Thank you. 116 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,900 Like I knew you would. 117 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,600 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 118 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,400 - Yeah, definitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 119 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,900 - All-state this year, no question. - No question! 120 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,300 Tell 'em about the party. 121 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,300 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 122 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,900 - Cool! - I'm there. 123 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,800 I'm thrilled. 124 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,200 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 125 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,200 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 126 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,600 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 127 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,600 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 128 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:11,600 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 129 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,700 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 130 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,500 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 131 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,800 Cards are for retards. 132 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,000 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 133 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,100 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 134 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,800 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 135 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:32,000 And have to be in a clique? No! 136 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,600 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 137 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,200 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 138 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,200 But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. 139 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:42,100 Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 140 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,400 We became us. I like us. 141 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,400 "I like us. " - I do. 142 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,100 I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 143 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,100 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 144 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:57,800 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 145 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,400 I told you and told you. 146 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,400 - Mom! - Where have you been? 147 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,700 Now there's the answer, buddy. 148 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,300 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 149 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,500 and you get one of those. 150 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,100 Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 151 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:21,300 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 152 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,800 ##Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out ## 153 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,600 ##Some honeys will be makin'the scene ## 154 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,400 ##I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top ## 155 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,500 - ##And I put on my faded blue jeans ## - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 156 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,800 - ##Come on, baby Wait and see ## - Oh, thank you, son. 157 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:40,700 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 158 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,700 it's yours. 159 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,600 Thanks. 160 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,000 ##Let's go surfin'now #### You missed a spot, Dad. 161 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,300 I'll get it. I'll get it. 162 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,900 Mother! Whoa! 163 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,600 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 164 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,800 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 165 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:14,600 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 166 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Oh, Rock. Mother. 167 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:21,000 Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight? 168 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,200 Cindy, I said no. 169 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,600 Okay. 170 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,900 I'll take care of big sister. 171 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,500 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 172 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,300 Good word, Mom. 173 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,000 Oh, yes! 174 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,500 Hi! 175 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,200 Whoa! Come on. 176 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,900 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 177 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,900 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 178 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:46,500 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 179 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,400 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 180 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,900 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 181 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:59,200 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 182 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,300 So have you saved up enough money? 183 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,000 Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars! 184 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,300 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 185 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,900 That's $4.54 per mile. 186 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,800 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life OnA Mower. 187 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,200 How much is the microscope? 188 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:24,000 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 189 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,200 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 190 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,000 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 191 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,900 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 192 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:37,000 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 193 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,900 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 194 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,800 - Why? What's up, son? - preschooljam session at Julie's. 195 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:46,000 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 196 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:49,600 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 197 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,600 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 198 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,700 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 199 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,800 Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 200 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:02,100 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 201 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,300 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 202 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,500 Your deal. 203 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,200 Ronald! Your deal. 204 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,900 Let's do something different. 205 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,300 What do you mean? 206 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,000 We've been playing poker for two years. 207 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,600 Let's play another game. 208 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,600 Dealer's choice. 209 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,200 Hearts. 210 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,200 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 211 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,600 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 212 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:58,100 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit! 213 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,500 Ooh, what a severe suede. 214 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,100 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 215 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,300 You know, they have fine leathers down there. 216 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:11,400 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 217 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,200 I don't remember this. I was just in your closet yesterday. 218 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:20,000 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 219 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,100 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 220 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,700 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 221 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,500 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 222 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,800 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 223 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,800 - Mm-hmm. Hey,John boy! 224 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,800 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 225 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,400 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 226 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,200 Oh, my God. - Don't worry. It's only wine. 227 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:49,000 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 228 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,500 Oh, oh. 229 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,600 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 230 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,200 Oh. 231 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,200 Damn it. 232 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,200 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this five-inch telescope. 233 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,300 - Oh, it's only five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 234 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,700 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 235 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,200 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 236 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,100 Hmm. Yeah. Ah,yes! 237 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,400 I see the erection. 238 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,700 I'll be right back. 239 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,700 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 240 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,300 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 241 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:19,000 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 242 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:23,200 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 243 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,200 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 244 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,600 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends... 245 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,600 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 246 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,400 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. 247 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,800 - Listen, honey. - What? 248 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,900 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 249 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,900 You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 250 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,300 Or you can purchase a new one. 251 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:54,000 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 252 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,800 Tsk. It's not that bad. 253 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,000 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 254 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,000 You want to rent me? 255 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,400 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... 256 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,400 and that will make me popular. 257 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,400 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 258 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,700 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 259 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,800 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 260 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,300 You're right. 261 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,900 Tsk. 262 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,400 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. 263 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,000 Donald! 264 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,500 Oh! You made it! 265 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,800 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 266 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,900 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 267 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,600 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 268 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,600 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 269 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,600 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 270 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,100 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 271 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,100 when we're seen together, right? 272 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,800 - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 273 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,200 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 274 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,200 And I get my lunch hour off. 275 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,200 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 276 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,700 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 277 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,200 - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. 278 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,800 There are five days in a school week. 279 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:15,000 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 280 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,200 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 281 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,700 Okay, deal. Now, just remember, 282 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,300 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 283 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,000 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 284 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,000 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 285 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,500 No, no, it's one month. One month. 286 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,500 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 287 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,000 - Okay. - Okay. 288 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,600 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 289 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,700 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 290 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:50,000 And... rub that in. 291 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,100 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 292 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,900 Here you go. 293 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,500 Let me take a look at you. 294 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,600 Nope. Turn around. 295 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,600 Oh, sh... 296 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,900 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 297 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,500 Don't worry about it. You look fine. 298 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,500 Turn around and back up. 299 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,200 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 300 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,200 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 301 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,200 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 302 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,800 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 303 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,000 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 304 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Should I put my collar up? 305 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,200 - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. 306 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,900 Really? 307 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,400 What's happenin', homes? 308 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,900 If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 309 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,900 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at... 310 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,200 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 311 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,200 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 312 00:19:56,300 --> 00:20:00,900 - I think that's Ronald Miller. - No way! 313 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,200 It must be a... transfer. 314 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,200 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 315 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,700 Hi, pats, Barb. 316 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,000 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 317 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,700 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 318 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,800 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 319 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,000 Rhoda who? 320 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,900 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 321 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,400 Okay? 322 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,700 - What did he say? - I don't care. 323 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,700 Dig on his shirt. 324 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:34,600 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 325 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,000 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 326 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,500 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 327 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,200 Now he's homeless. 328 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,700 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 329 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,700 First day and all. 330 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:54,100 - What's with the weird outfit? - Um, it's a designer original. 331 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,400 - Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 332 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,800 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't... 333 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,800 Mr. Miller,you seem quite talkative this morning. 334 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,600 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 335 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:13,200 Ooh! 336 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:17,500 All 64. 337 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,200 Oh, God,John. 338 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,900 You are such a pig. 339 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,900 - God. - Well... 340 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:39,800 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 341 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:44,000 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 342 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,700 - We're friends. - Since when? 343 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,300 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on. 344 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,500 Well, what about Bobby? 345 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,900 Yeah, come on. We just want some answers, all right? 346 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,100 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 347 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,600 Do you see a sign that says "information"? 348 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,600 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 349 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:07,100 - Girl! - Taste, please. 350 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,400 Hey, come on! 351 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:46,100 I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table. 352 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,100 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 353 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,100 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 354 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,700 Aren't you in the wrong section? 355 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,400 Losers are to the left. 356 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,800 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 357 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,500 That's the asshole section. 358 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:14,500 Thanks. 359 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,500 Yeah. 360 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,200 Oh! You need a map,John? 361 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,400 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 362 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,100 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 363 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,700 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 364 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,200 He's with Cindy. Come on. 365 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,000 You all know Ronnie? 366 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,600 Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together. 367 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,100 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 368 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,500 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 369 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,600 maybe even all-state this season. 370 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,100 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 371 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,600 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 372 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,200 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 373 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,800 - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 374 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,400 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 375 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,800 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 376 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,400 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 377 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,200 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 378 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,900 - I guess. - Yeah. 379 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,600 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 380 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,600 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 381 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,800 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 382 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,400 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 383 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,100 - Great. - Oh! 384 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,300 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping. 385 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:52,300 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 386 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,000 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 387 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,200 I guess I just get nervous around those guys. 388 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,200 - Hi. - Hi. 389 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:03,300 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 390 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,900 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 391 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,200 and invite them to come over here and join us, okay? 392 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,200 - Good idea. - Okay. 393 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,800 Okay. 394 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:17,400 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 395 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,400 All right. Whoo! 396 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,700 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 397 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,300 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 398 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,700 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 399 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:36,400 It's okay. 400 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,400 Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 401 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,900 - Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 402 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,100 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 403 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,600 It's a tele... 404 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,900 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 405 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,900 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 406 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,100 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 407 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,000 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 408 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,100 - Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 409 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,200 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 410 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:12,900 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 411 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,200 "Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia. 412 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,200 - Hey. - ##Secret agent man Secret agent man #### 413 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,300 Who is it? - Ronald. 414 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,700 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 415 00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:36,000 Um, did I... Did I forget to pay you last week? 416 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,200 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 417 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,700 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 418 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,700 Cindy! 419 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,900 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 420 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:51,100 - Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. - She'll get over it. 421 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,300 - Is something the matter? - Yes, there's something the matter! 422 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,200 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 423 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:05,000 I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks. 424 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 I am not going on a nature walk. 425 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,900 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 426 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,100 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 427 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,100 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 428 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,600 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 429 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,400 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 430 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,900 Bobby hasn't called? 431 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:28,500 I don't think that's any of your business. 432 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,200 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 433 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:40,100 But there he's just a freshman tryin' to make it. 434 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,200 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 435 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:47,300 I'm sorry. 436 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,800 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 437 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:55,700 It's just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 438 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,500 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 439 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,600 Gaudy? 440 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,900 What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 441 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,900 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 442 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,800 Hysterical. He'll be here. 443 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,900 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 444 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,400 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 445 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,500 The cold brew is just not the same. 446 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,100 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 447 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,200 Well, how about I show you? 448 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,200 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 449 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,200 - Hey. - So... 450 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,000 Um, you brought Cindy here? 451 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:44,500 No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 452 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,600 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W? 453 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,900 No, you're a funny guy though. 454 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,800 ## 'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same ## 455 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:59,000 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 456 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:03,100 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 457 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:08,100 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 458 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,900 Hi, Cindy. 459 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,700 Hi. 460 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,100 - Hi. - people are starting to buy this. 461 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,100 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 462 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,300 Mm-hmm. 463 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,000 What do you think? 464 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,600 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 465 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,200 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 466 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,800 - Good morning. - Good morning. 467 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,700 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 468 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,700 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 469 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:53,000 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 470 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,700 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 471 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,700 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 472 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,100 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 473 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:04,000 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 474 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,500 Fine. 475 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,400 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 476 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,300 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 477 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,300 Okay, Friday night. 478 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,400 - I can't. - Saturday. 479 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,400 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 480 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,300 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 481 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:26,900 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 482 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,900 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 483 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:38,700 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 484 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,600 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 485 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,800 Work's not really my thing. 486 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,200 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 487 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,600 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 488 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,600 except for shop and hangout. 489 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,500 You can do anything you want. 490 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,300 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 491 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,700 I believe that. 492 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:14,200 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 493 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:17,700 - No, thanks. - Okay. 494 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800 - Here. - Here. 495 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:08,700 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 496 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,800 "in a sea of deep blue. 497 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:15,200 Together at last, together as two. " 498 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,300 Oh, that's beautiful. 499 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,900 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 500 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,200 Even Bobby? 501 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,500 Thank you for trusting me with these. 502 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:36,200 Let's just keep it between us, okay? 503 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,600 For life or longer? promise? 504 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:43,400 promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 505 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,700 And you're drenched. 506 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,500 Ah! 507 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,300 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 508 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,300 - You're sure? - Yeah! 509 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,300 What am I missing? 510 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,700 I'd like to see those, please. 511 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,500 Aw! Very cool. 512 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:15,300 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 513 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,000 Come on. 514 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,300 I'm starting to get nervous now. 515 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,300 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 516 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,300 Good to see you, honey. 517 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,400 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 518 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 519 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,400 - A picnic? - Nope. 520 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,000 Since it's our last official date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places. 521 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,900 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll find out. 522 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:59,500 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 523 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,800 Aah! Aah! 524 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,800 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 525 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,800 - Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. - Follow me. 526 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,400 Wait a second. You're nuts. 527 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,300 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 528 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,200 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 529 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200 Whoa. 530 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,900 I've heard about this place. 531 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,400 The airplane junkyard. 532 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,400 Graveyard. 533 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:00,900 This is the real history. 534 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,600 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 535 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:10,100 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 536 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,100 Follow me. 537 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,000 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 538 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,000 They did a corrosion study on it. 539 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:36,600 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 540 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,800 this is all that rusted. 541 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,800 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 542 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,800 How do you know all this stuff? 543 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:49,300 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 544 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:52,200 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 545 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:57,200 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 546 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:09,900 God. There are mountains up there. 547 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,300 And valleys, canyons and plains. 548 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,500 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 549 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,900 - What's that? - Tycho. 550 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,500 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 551 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,600 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 552 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:32,600 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon. 553 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:37,900 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 554 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:44,000 The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 555 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,500 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 556 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,600 Astronomy. 557 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,700 No. 558 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:59,100 It's just... up there... 559 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,100 is our future world. 560 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,400 By the time I'm my dad's age, 561 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:07,600 people will be living there and working. 562 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:10,000 Maybe even us. 563 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:32,100 The moon. It looks different now. 564 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,600 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 565 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,600 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 566 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:44,800 You didn't ruin it. You just changed it, I guess. 567 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:55,100 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 568 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,800 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 569 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:06,000 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 570 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,500 Well, let's just do it naturally. 571 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,500 You know? With no planning. 572 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,600 How do we do it? Our official breaking-up tomorrow? 573 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,300 Right. 574 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,500 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 575 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,100 Us ending our fake relationship. 576 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,900 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 577 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,700 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 578 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,900 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 579 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:39,500 Okay, so, how shall we do it? 580 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,700 Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel? 581 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,500 No, we don't have anything to fight about. 582 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,400 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about? 583 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:54,100 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 584 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,300 - Reputation? - I think a small, dignified ceremony... 585 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,800 - is probably the best way... - Me? 586 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:05,000 - to end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 587 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,000 I can't believe this. A reputation. 588 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,200 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 589 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,500 Whoo! 590 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,300 #I got a reputation, baby # 591 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,800 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 592 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,500 So how do you do it? 593 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,100 Yeah. There you go. 594 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,700 Oh, I'm gonna be late. 595 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,000 - Hi. - Hi. 596 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,600 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 597 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:49,900 and I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 598 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:54,700 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 599 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,700 Now? 600 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,400 Okay, great. 601 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:05,400 Well, um, I did a little thinking too! 602 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:08,100 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 603 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,500 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 604 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:14,200 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 605 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200 What are you talking about? 606 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,400 This. I'm dry. 607 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,600 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 608 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,800 They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 609 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,000 - This isn't dignified. - Dignified? 610 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,000 Yeah. 611 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:34,800 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 612 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,800 - Now I'm not dignified? - This is not necessary. 613 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,400 Would you show some maturity? 614 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,500 Like your precious Bobby? 615 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 616 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,000 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 617 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:52,300 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 618 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,400 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 619 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,700 period! 620 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,900 Whoo! 621 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,200 poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 622 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,500 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 623 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:16,300 - He's such a... such a heartbreaker. - Yeah. That's it. 624 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,100 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 625 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,200 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy now that you're finished with her, do you? 626 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,900 No. - Loved it, baby. 627 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:29,200 All right. 628 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,300 That was a great act this morning. 629 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,000 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 630 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:50,800 Mmm. Yeah, well... 631 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:53,900 We gave 'em a good show. 632 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,600 The audience loved it. 633 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,300 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 634 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:02,600 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 635 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,800 Ronnie, it was like a job. 636 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,200 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 637 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,300 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 638 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:16,600 Geez. popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya. 639 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,700 popularity isn't perfect. 640 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,100 I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. 641 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,100 Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore? 642 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:29,100 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 643 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,800 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 644 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,500 Cindy? 645 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:40,500 It's to keep your poetry in. 646 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,700 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 647 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:51,500 Ronald, whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 648 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,000 stay yourself. 649 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,100 Don't change to please them. 650 00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:01,200 Me change? Tsk. Never. 651 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,400 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 652 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,200 Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya... 653 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,200 - Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. 654 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,700 That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 655 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,300 Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya. 656 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,700 - All I'm asking for is one date. - No! 657 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,300 Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M. 658 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,200 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 659 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,400 - Ooh. - I love your hair. 660 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:29,400 It's so... so saturated. 661 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400 - It's nothin' major, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 662 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,100 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 663 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,400 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 664 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 665 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,900 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 666 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:45,600 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, pats. 667 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,300 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 668 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,300 Wait for me! 669 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,800 How about some tunes? 670 00:43:54,900 --> 00:44:00,300 - Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 671 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:03,300 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 672 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400 Hmm. 673 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,900 So how come you asked me out? 674 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,000 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 675 00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:14,700 You can't argue with that logic. 676 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,800 - Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. 677 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,400 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 678 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:30,400 Good evening, gentlemen. 679 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,000 I... I love station wagons. 680 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:35,900 You may like it, but once the Cools see that car... 681 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,900 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 682 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:43,200 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 683 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:47,500 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 684 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,000 Oh,you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 685 00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:55,400 Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 686 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,400 - What'd ya say? This ain't just a car, man. 687 00:44:57,500 --> 00:45:01,100 This is an unleaded love machine. 688 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:04,100 Yeah, unleaded. 689 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,200 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 690 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:10,500 Hey, no complaints outta me. 691 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,700 Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 692 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,700 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 693 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,700 I just don't get it. 694 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,700 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 695 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,000 Uh-oh. I knowthat look. 696 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:26,500 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire. 697 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,200 Big John, nobody's into toxicwaste. 698 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:34,000 Right there. 699 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,800 perfect. 700 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:39,900 Gross! 701 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,400 You guys are so into bodily functions! 702 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,400 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 703 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,400 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 704 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,800 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 705 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,000 Oh, yo, pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 706 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,100 All right. Hurry up. 707 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,300 Air! 708 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,700 - Guess what. - What? 709 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,500 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 710 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,500 - I am? - Yep. 711 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,100 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 712 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,300 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 713 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,800 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 714 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,700 Sure, friend. No problem. 715 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,900 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 716 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,800 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 717 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,100 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 718 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,300 I'll see you later, okay? 719 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:33,100 Bye. 720 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:39,000 Dancer. 721 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,200 Moves. Shit. 722 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400 So... how was he? 723 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,500 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 724 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,800 Don't worry. I will. 725 00:46:56,900 --> 00:47:01,200 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 726 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,700 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 727 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,800 - One. Mm-hmm. 728 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,100 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 729 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,000 - No. - Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 730 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,900 No. 731 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 732 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,400 What we have here is something I just learned called the law of supply and demand. 733 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:38,300 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks. 734 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:41,100 Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works. 735 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,600 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 736 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,500 Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. 737 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:50,400 Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative. 738 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,900 I'll put on Bandstand just for you. 739 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,300 My famous gourmet pop... 740 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,200 First screen shaves... 741 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,500 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 742 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,600 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 743 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,000 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 744 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,700 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 745 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,200 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 746 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,300 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 747 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:35,400 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 748 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,400 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 749 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,900 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 750 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,400 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 751 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:08,100 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 752 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,000 here on pBS African Cultural Hour. 753 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:14,400 African Cultural Hour? 754 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,500 Ow! 755 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,100 ## Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now ## 756 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,100 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 757 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,300 # Mm-hmm # 758 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,300 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 759 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,200 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 760 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:39,700 - #Oh, but she's an actress # - # Actress # 761 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:44,800 # And I don't believe her No # 762 00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:48,800 - # But she's an actress # - # Actress # 763 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,400 - #I don't believe her # - # Believe her # 764 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:56,200 ##Believe her Believe her ## 765 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:03,500 Here you go. Thanks. 766 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:05,800 That's a buck apiece, guys. 767 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,100 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 768 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,400 Oh! 769 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:17,900 Come on,you guys. 770 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,400 #Oh, baby # 771 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,600 # You know just what to do # 772 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:41,700 So do you work as hard off the field as you do on? 773 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,300 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 774 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:55,300 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 775 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,600 But I better check the bathrooms. 776 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,200 One, two, three, four. 777 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:05,500 One, two, three, four. 778 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,400 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 779 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,500 - Let's mingle. Look, it's the nerd herd. 780 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,100 Whoo! 781 00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:31,200 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 782 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,900 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 783 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:43,100 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 784 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,600 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 785 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:49,100 - Let's dance! Wait for me! 786 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:53,100 All right! 787 00:51:55,900 --> 00:52:00,300 # Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone # 788 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,700 Whoo! 789 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000 ##I've been living all my life ## 790 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,000 ## To meet a girl like you ## 791 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:16,100 ##I could touch you really nice ## 792 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,700 # While the fire came in the room # 793 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800 # All night, all night # 794 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:27,500 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 795 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:31,600 ##All night, all night ## 796 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,100 ##Baby loves it all night ## 797 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:39,300 # Angel in the light # 798 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,100 # Dancin' right beside me # 799 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,900 That's bizarre. 800 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,200 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 801 00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:52,300 ##So strong## 802 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:57,900 - ##I've been waiting all my life ## 803 00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:02,000 ## Wanting a girl like you ## 804 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:05,900 ##I could touch you many nights ## 805 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,000 ## While fire surrounds the moon ## 806 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,600 ##All night, all night ## 807 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,000 # Baby loves it all night # 808 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,400 Try it! 809 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,400 # All night, all night # 810 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,600 # Baby loves it all night # 811 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:28,100 ##Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh ## 812 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,800 Hey! Yo! 813 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:36,500 Yeah! 814 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,400 Whoo! 815 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,600 Yeah! 816 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,600 Ow! 817 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,600 ## While fire surrounds the moon ## 818 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:57,400 - Hey! - It's the African anteater ritual! 819 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,600 All right! 820 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,900 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 821 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,900 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 822 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 823 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,500 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 824 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,600 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 825 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,300 - paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 826 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,000 - Cind, babe! - Here you go. 827 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:31,200 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe. 828 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,500 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then just say it! 829 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,900 Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly. 830 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,900 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 831 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,300 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 832 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,600 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 833 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,400 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 834 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,100 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 835 00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:56,200 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 836 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,700 There's a difference? 837 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:14,200 ## Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand ## 838 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:17,700 ##Ahhh ## 839 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,400 Alone at last. 840 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,800 ##French kissin' in the U.S.A.## 841 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,000 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 842 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,400 You're awfully far away. 843 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:32,300 I'm sorry. 844 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:36,700 So, tell me... 845 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:40,200 are, um... are you into long-distance relationships? 846 00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:43,200 - No. - No? 847 00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:46,800 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 848 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:50,000 Hello. 849 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:55,000 I happen to know that in the whole school... 850 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:59,200 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 851 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,800 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 852 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,900 And this is it. 853 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,700 Yep! That's it. 854 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,100 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 855 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,400 Well, my parents do have cable. 856 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,500 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 857 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:20,200 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 858 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:24,300 Oh! Wow! I can't believe this. 859 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,500 Oh, God! 860 00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:36,100 Seventeen years, three months and five days. 861 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:40,100 That's a long time to wait for some tit. 862 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,500 Without an atmosphere... 863 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,800 the Earth would be a far different place. 864 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,200 It might look like the moon. 865 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:52,600 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 866 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:56,000 But it provided one very important piece of information. 867 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:58,700 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 868 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,700 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 869 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,000 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 870 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:10,500 We know nowthat the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 871 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,500 were heavily bombarded in their first billion years. 872 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:17,500 - Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... 873 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,800 this bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk... 874 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:23,500 You got it there, son? 875 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,600 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 876 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,100 Nowthe police are really crackin'down this year. 877 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:32,200 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 878 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:34,200 See ya. 879 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:37,700 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 880 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:41,800 Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 881 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:45,400 - Yeah. - rotten eggs and the piece de resistance. 882 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:49,000 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 883 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:52,200 No, doggy doo. But it's just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff. 884 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,800 - Ah, sniff this... God! Hey, Ronnie. 885 00:57:55,900 --> 00:57:58,200 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 886 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,300 Ah, dig, classic, man. 887 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,800 We have done the same house four years in a row. 888 00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:07,300 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 889 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:10,100 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 890 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,100 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 891 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:18,400 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 892 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,400 Yes, sir! 893 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,600 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 894 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:39,300 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, patty. 895 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,500 - You've had him two weeks... - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 896 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,900 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 897 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,100 you still have Bobby. 898 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:52,200 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 899 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:56,700 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 900 00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,300 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 901 00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:03,000 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 902 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:05,100 would be draped all over him like a cheap... 903 00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:09,700 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 904 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,500 Good. 905 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:16,900 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 906 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:20,900 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 907 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:22,900 Oh. 908 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:29,800 Shh! 909 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,800 Shh! Shh! 910 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,800 - You're sick! - There's the target. 911 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,600 All right. 912 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,100 Oh, shit. Y-You know... I know a better house. 913 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:45,300 - It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year. 914 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,200 Our last mission. 915 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,500 The final shitbomb. 916 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,500 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 917 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:09,100 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 918 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,500 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 919 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,000 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 920 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:17,000 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 921 01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:24,000 I don't want to do this! 922 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,400 Do it now! 923 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,800 - Come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 924 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,400 - Throw it! - Come on. Throw it! 925 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,600 - Come on! - Shit. 926 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,300 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 927 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,600 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 928 01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:57,600 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 929 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,600 - Come on, BigJohn! Keep him down! 930 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,400 Ronnie, let's go! Come on! 931 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,400 Get the hell out of there! 932 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:14,400 - Come on,John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 933 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,800 You hold the little bastard! 934 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:20,600 Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 935 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:23,300 There must've been a hole in the net. 936 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:27,100 We'll get 'em next year. 937 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,400 I don't think he'll be back. 938 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,600 This is a fine-looking bird,Judy. 939 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:41,400 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 940 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,500 Ronald. 941 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,700 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 942 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,400 Let's see yours, sibling. 943 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:55,500 Ahh... I didn't get mine yet. 944 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:58,200 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 945 01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:01,200 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 946 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,800 - I did not get mine yet! - Relax. 947 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,200 There's no reason to raise your voice. 948 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,500 Back to nursery school. 949 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:17,900 Look, these are my friends, okay? 950 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,300 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 951 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,800 - What? - Read my lips. 952 01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:28,600 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 953 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:39,300 Two C's, three B's and one "A." 954 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,600 Outstanding, son! 955 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:44,200 Major improvement, Chuckie. 956 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,100 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 957 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,900 I've been getting straightA's since birth. 958 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,400 - So? - So! 959 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,900 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 960 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,800 - Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. - And I didn't! 961 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:04,000 - It's just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 962 01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:08,800 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? 963 01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:10,800 You give him money. 964 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,900 Great. 965 01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:17,500 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 966 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,600 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 967 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,500 Here's your shake. 968 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,500 I said thick! This isn't thick! 969 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:37,700 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 970 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,800 Looks thick to me. 971 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,800 No! 972 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:54,600 What are you doing home? 973 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,200 I thought you had a date with Rock. 974 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:02,300 Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day. 975 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,300 - Me too. - Tsk. 976 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,400 There's a good movie on TV. 977 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,400 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 978 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,500 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 979 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,300 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 980 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:18,800 Hey, Kenneth! 981 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:21,800 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 982 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,800 Will you talk to me? Damn it! 983 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:28,200 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 984 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,600 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 985 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,600 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 986 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,300 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah! 987 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,200 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 988 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,200 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 989 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:43,300 We have a lot of fun. 990 01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,100 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 991 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:50,100 Get it! 992 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,700 Hey. Hi. 993 01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:58,200 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 994 01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:02,000 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 995 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:08,200 Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 996 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:11,600 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 997 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,400 I wrote a new poem. It's called"Broken Moon. " 998 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,900 - Um, it starts... - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 999 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:23,000 I wrote it for you. 1000 01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:26,300 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 1001 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,700 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 1002 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,000 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 1003 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:35,200 Looks like you're the only one. 1004 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:37,500 Who? Iris? 1005 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:42,100 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1006 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,500 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 1007 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,300 Cindy! 1008 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,700 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 1009 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,600 Happy New Year, pal. 1010 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,600 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 1011 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,500 - Clark County! - Big John! 1012 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:19,100 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 1013 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,100 God, you're an asshole, man. 1014 01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:29,200 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 1015 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:32,400 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 1016 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:37,200 - Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 1017 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:42,600 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple: me and my outfit. 1018 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:46,300 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 1019 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,500 You must really miss him. 1020 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:56,900 I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. 1021 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:00,500 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 1022 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,300 Very classy. 1023 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:07,700 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 1024 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:15,400 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1025 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:20,100 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 1026 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:30,800 Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 1027 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,200 - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 1028 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:38,600 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - Close it, please! 1029 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,800 Geez! 1030 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,700 Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 1031 01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:45,900 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1032 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:50,900 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now. 1033 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,400 Oh... I'm it, and that's why you're with me. 1034 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:57,800 Oh. 1035 01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,700 No. You won't respect me. 1036 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,800 I respect you. Immensely. 1037 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:06,900 And intensely. 1038 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,900 - You do? - I do. 1039 01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:14,900 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me... 1040 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:16,900 "in your arms... 1041 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:19,800 "in a sea of deep blue... 1042 01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:22,900 "together at last, together... 1043 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,700 - as two. " - Oh, Ronnie. 1044 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,100 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1045 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:38,600 ##From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go ## 1046 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:42,800 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines. 1047 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,100 No shit? Are you new here? 1048 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,900 Uh-huh. I just transferred. 1049 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,900 Mmm. 1050 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,900 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1051 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,500 ##And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh ## 1052 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,800 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1053 01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:01,600 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1054 01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:04,700 Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew. 1055 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,700 ##Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh ## 1056 01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:10,500 To true friends... and a wild lady. 1057 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,500 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1058 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,200 ##But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by ## 1059 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:19,400 Check it out, Bobby. 1060 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:23,600 ##So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think ## 1061 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:28,100 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1062 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:31,100 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1063 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,000 Oh,you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1064 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,500 ##Dancin' with myself ## 1065 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,500 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1066 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,700 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1067 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,900 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1068 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,000 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1069 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,600 ##Ooohhhh... Ooowwww ## 1070 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:56,400 Come on. I don't buy it. 1071 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,100 Cindy? 1072 01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:01,500 Hey, no freakin' way! 1073 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:07,700 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1074 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,100 or I'll kill you. 1075 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:17,300 ## Well, I looked all over the world ## 1076 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,600 ##And there's every type of girl ## 1077 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:22,600 Bobby! 1078 01:10:22,700 --> 01:10:26,600 ##Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink ## 1079 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,200 Hi! How are you? 1080 01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:32,000 ## 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance... ## 1081 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,300 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1082 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,800 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1083 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,300 He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1084 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,300 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1085 01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:51,000 - Listen! I'm not gonna put up with it! 1086 01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:53,200 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1087 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,200 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1088 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:58,200 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1089 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,400 ##Oh, oh, oh-ohh ## 1090 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:03,200 - ##Oh, oh, oh-ohh ## - You! 1091 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,200 ##Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself ## 1092 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:08,700 ##Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat... #### 1093 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,000 You! 1094 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:18,100 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1095 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:23,400 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1096 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:29,300 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1097 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,400 What a deal, huh? 1098 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:36,800 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1099 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,500 Oh, God. He bought me. 1100 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,700 And he bought all of you. 1101 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,000 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1102 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:53,700 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1103 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:57,600 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1104 01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,600 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1105 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:04,700 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1106 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:11,200 The dance. That stupid dance! 1107 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:14,700 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1108 01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:18,100 I mean, at least I got... 1109 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,500 At least I got paid. 1110 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,200 Come on. 1111 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:30,700 Ricky? John? 1112 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,900 Get out of my house. 1113 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,200 Uh... Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1114 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,200 Everything is cool, really. 1115 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:52,000 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1116 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:56,000 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1117 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,300 You ready to go? 1118 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,400 - Um... I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1119 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,600 I don't know what you're talking about. 1120 01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:13,300 Happy New Year. 1121 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,700 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1122 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,700 All right. 1123 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:51,000 Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways... 1124 01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:29,800 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1125 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:32,800 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1126 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,800 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1127 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:42,100 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1128 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,400 Look at that. He's been banished! 1129 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,500 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind... 1130 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,200 Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S. 1131 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:53,800 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1132 01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:57,600 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1133 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,700 - isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1134 01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:04,300 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1135 01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:07,000 Incoming! 1136 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,800 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1137 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:27,500 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1138 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,300 Incoming! 1139 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,800 It's the nerd-mobile. 1140 01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:53,900 Yeah, right... on automatic pilot. 1141 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,900 Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1142 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,000 in the spaz-mobile. 1143 01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:04,500 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I knew got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1144 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:24,300 Okay, this is my high score. 1145 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,300 Dave,you can beat me! 1146 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:28,300 Yeah,yeah,yeah! 1147 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,600 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1148 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,000 You think this is easy for me? 1149 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:50,900 I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1150 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,900 But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1151 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,800 Aaah! 1152 01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:02,200 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1153 01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:03,800 Go... 1154 01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:07,000 - Kenneth... - You shit on my house! 1155 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,500 You shit on my house. 1156 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,700 I know, Kenneth. 1157 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,900 I know. 1158 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:32,100 The quizwill cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1159 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:35,000 to the spinalis thoracis. 1160 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:39,500 - T... U... C... - It will consist of 15 multiple choices and five mini-essays. 1161 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:42,400 - S... O... N. - Your score will then account... 1162 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,800 - T... U... C... S... O... N. - for 20% of your final grade. 1163 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,800 Good luck. 1164 01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:55,200 Hi, Cindy. 1165 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,300 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1166 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:31,400 But I have to talk to you. 1167 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:35,300 I realize what a jerk I became. 1168 01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:41,900 All I ever did was think about you, 1169 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:45,600 dream about being part of your life. 1170 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,100 And then I got that stupid idea. 1171 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,800 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1172 01:19:57,300 --> 01:20:02,700 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1173 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,000 - You morally depraved psycho! - Ow! 1174 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:08,200 Detention... one month! 1175 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:12,100 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1176 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,100 Thanks. 1177 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:23,600 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1178 01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:28,000 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1179 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,800 Chuckie Miller, right? 1180 01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:33,900 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1181 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,200 Boy? I see no boy here! 1182 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,400 You think you shut me up? 1183 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:47,700 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1184 01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:53,100 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1185 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:12,200 Cynthia? 1186 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:17,400 Cindy? 1187 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,800 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1188 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,600 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1189 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:30,700 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1190 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:38,200 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1191 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:41,300 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named... 1192 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,300 Ronald, is that you? 1193 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,000 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1194 01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:49,800 Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1195 01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:54,300 Mom, what'd he say? 1196 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,300 First, he's a geek. 1197 01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,300 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1198 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,300 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1199 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,200 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1200 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:10,400 Who says? Hmm? 1201 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,700 Oh, my God! 1202 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,700 pow! 1203 01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:43,300 Would you stop it? 1204 01:22:43,300 --> 01:22:45,400 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1205 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:48,500 Listen, all right? Hold on!Just turn it off! 1206 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,000 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1207 01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:55,100 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1208 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,200 I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1209 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,700 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1210 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:02,800 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1211 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:06,300 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1212 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,200 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1213 01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:16,600 Cindy, just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1214 01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:23,000 Oh! You t... You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1215 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:30,300 But see... I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality. 1216 01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:34,600 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1217 01:23:36,700 --> 01:23:41,300 And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1218 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:47,200 Cindy... Oh, Cindy. 1219 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,700 I was just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1220 01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:56,100 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1221 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,300 Okay. 1222 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,400 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1223 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:09,100 I'll come back at 11:00. 1224 01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:15,800 I'll be washing my hair... out of the country. 1225 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,800 That's my favorite one. 1226 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,900 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1227 01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,600 Is that right? 1228 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:41,200 - Good job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1229 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:51,100 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1230 01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,900 Kenneth Wurman with patty? No way! 1231 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,300 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1232 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,500 - No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. - Okay. 1233 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:05,300 Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1234 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,500 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1235 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,800 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1236 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:12,800 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1237 01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:16,600 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1238 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:19,900 - Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math. 1239 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,200 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1240 01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:28,200 You better get back to your own side, or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1241 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:31,500 Would you guys do something? 1242 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:39,800 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1243 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:42,700 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1244 01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:44,700 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1245 01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:47,400 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1246 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,100 Let go. 1247 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,200 Now! 1248 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,800 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1249 01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:04,700 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1250 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:10,100 and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way. 1251 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:13,700 We were all friends then, remember? 1252 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:16,500 And now you want to end his life... 1253 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:20,300 because he's talking to patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1254 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:25,000 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1255 01:26:25,100 --> 01:26:29,400 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1256 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,400 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1257 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:36,300 But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody. 1258 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:42,000 He's just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1259 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,700 Cools, nerds, your side, my side. 1260 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:50,300 Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself. 1261 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,700 It's all right. 1262 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,900 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1263 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,400 This should cover it. 1264 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,000 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1265 01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:37,400 Yeah, me too. 1266 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:41,600 You ready? 1267 01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:43,600 Come on. Let's go. 1268 01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:45,700 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1269 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,700 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1270 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,100 Hi, Ronnie. 1271 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:20,700 - All right! Take a chance! - Whoo-hoo! 1272 01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:42,000 Ronald! 1273 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:45,000 Ronald! 1274 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:50,900 - Go for it! - Donald! 1275 01:29:57,300 --> 01:29:59,400 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1276 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,700 Whoo! 1277 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,300 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1278 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:07,200 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1279 01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:09,900 Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me? 1280 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:13,400 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1281 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,700 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1282 01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:18,900 - Oh, it's a must. - Definitely. 1283 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,300 ##Can't buy me love ## 1284 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,300 ##Love ## 1285 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:27,700 ##Can't buy me love ## 1286 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,400 ##I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ## 1287 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:33,200 ##If it makes you feel all right ## 1288 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,800 ##I'll get you anything my friend ## 1289 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:38,700 ##If it makes you feel all right ## 1290 01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:41,500 ## 'Cause I don't care too much for money ## 1291 01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,200 ##Money can't buy me love ## 1292 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,800 ##I'll give you all I've got to give ## 1293 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,800 ##If you say you'll love me too ## 1294 01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:52,300 ##I may not have a lot to give ## 1295 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:55,300 ##But what I got I'll give to you ## 1296 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,100 ##I don't care too much for money ## 1297 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,100 ##Money can't buy me love ## 1298 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:03,600 ##Can't buy me love ## 1299 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:05,600 ##Everybody tells me so ## 1300 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:09,400 ##Can't buy me love ## 1301 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,100 ##No, no, no... no ## 1302 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,900 ##Say you don't need no diamond rings ## 1303 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,800 ##And I'll be satisfied ## 1304 01:31:17,900 --> 01:31:20,600 ## Tell me that you want the kind of things ## 1305 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,400 ## That money just can't buy ## 1306 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:26,400 ##I don't care too much for money ## 1307 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:29,100 ##Money can't buy me love ## 1308 01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,200 ##Owwww ## 1309 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:50,100 ##Can't buy me love ## 1310 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,200 ##Everybody tells me so ## 1311 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:55,800 ##Can't buy me love ## 1312 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,500 ##No, no, no... no ## 1313 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:01,300 ##Say you don't need no diamond rings ## 1314 01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:04,100 ##And I'll be satisfied ## 1315 01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:07,000 ## Tell me that you want the kind of things ## 1316 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,900 ## That money just can't buy ## 1317 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,600 ##I don't care too much for money ## 1318 01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:15,000 ##Money can't buy me love ## 1319 01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:18,400 ##Can't buy me love ## 1320 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:20,400 ##Love ## 1321 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,800 ##Can't buy me love ## 1322 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:26,900 ##Ohh ####103094