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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,522 --> 00:00:31,206 Wise men say 2 00:00:31,242 --> 00:00:34,854 Only fools rush in 3 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:37,924 But I can't help 4 00:00:37,963 --> 00:00:42,698 Falling in love with you 5 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:45,285 Shall I stay 6 00:00:45,325 --> 00:00:49,067 Would it be a sin 7 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,213 If I can't help 8 00:00:50,252 --> 00:00:51,365 What are you looking at? 9 00:00:51,405 --> 00:00:52,516 Not much. 10 00:00:52,556 --> 00:00:53,866 Get out, you stupid bitch! 11 00:00:53,901 --> 00:00:55,111 Don't call me a bitch! 12 00:00:55,149 --> 00:00:56,394 I'm gonna batter you! 13 00:00:56,429 --> 00:00:57,542 Aah! 14 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,304 You're dead! 15 00:00:59,342 --> 00:01:01,283 You better not touch me, Sonny Curley! 16 00:01:01,326 --> 00:01:02,471 I've witnesses! 17 00:01:04,462 --> 00:01:05,673 What did you do to him? 18 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:07,749 Nothing! I just gave him a piece of advice! 19 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,646 I dare ya. I bleedin' dare ya. 20 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:10,922 I told him to stop fiddlin' with himself... 21 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:12,268 when he thought there was no one looking! 22 00:01:12,303 --> 00:01:13,611 I'll batter you! 23 00:01:13,647 --> 00:01:14,759 Sorry. You'll have to make an appointment. 24 00:01:14,799 --> 00:01:15,976 You're dead! 25 00:01:16,015 --> 00:01:17,161 Is that a fact? Very interesting. 26 00:01:19,311 --> 00:01:21,068 Shut up! 27 00:01:21,102 --> 00:01:22,532 You're dead. 28 00:01:22,574 --> 00:01:23,688 I'm telling Ma! 29 00:01:23,728 --> 00:01:25,321 If you tell Ma... 30 00:01:27,216 --> 00:01:28,492 Where you going? 31 00:01:28,528 --> 00:01:29,903 Piss off! Don't! 32 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:39,658 You're what? 33 00:01:39,696 --> 00:01:41,126 You heard me. 34 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,760 Oh, my Jesus. 35 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,491 You're pregnant, you said? 36 00:01:44,529 --> 00:01:45,641 Yeah. 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,023 That's lovely, that is. 38 00:01:47,057 --> 00:01:48,169 You sure? 39 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,966 Yeah. Sort of. 40 00:01:50,002 --> 00:01:52,042 - What? - Yeah. 41 00:01:52,081 --> 00:01:53,805 Positive now? You're only nineteen. 42 00:01:53,841 --> 00:01:55,185 - I'm twenty. - You're only twenty. 43 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:56,330 I know what age I am. 44 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,258 Don't start getting snotty with me. 45 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,567 I should be getting snotty with you. 46 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,229 Sorry. 47 00:02:01,267 --> 00:02:03,502 It's shocking, that is. 48 00:02:03,539 --> 00:02:04,717 What do you think? 49 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:06,992 - I don't know. - That the best you can do? 50 00:02:07,028 --> 00:02:08,620 Well, what do you think? 51 00:02:08,658 --> 00:02:09,772 I don't know. 52 00:02:09,812 --> 00:02:11,601 I should give out, I suppose... 53 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,457 or throw a wobbler or something... 54 00:02:13,492 --> 00:02:15,598 but what's the point? 55 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,148 I mean, if she was... 56 00:02:19,189 --> 00:02:21,905 You should have come to us earlier. 57 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,177 Before, you know, when... 58 00:02:24,214 --> 00:02:26,253 said you were gonna get pregnant... 59 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:29,042 then we could've done something about it. 60 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:30,321 My God. 61 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:37,070 You're positive, now? Absolutely certain? Shh. 62 00:02:37,109 --> 00:02:39,980 Molly, my Irish Molly 63 00:02:40,023 --> 00:02:42,096 Good girl. What's that on your face? 64 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:43,476 Shaving foam. 65 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,381 Oh. Well, fair enough. 66 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:52,116 My Irish Molly, when you are near 67 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,274 Who was it? 68 00:03:00,312 --> 00:03:02,583 What? I don't know. 69 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:04,112 Ah, now, Jesus... 70 00:03:04,153 --> 00:03:05,299 - No, I do know. - Well? 71 00:03:05,338 --> 00:03:07,574 I'm not telling. 72 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,821 Now, look... 73 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:12,884 Jesus, do you hear that? 74 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:14,646 Gobshite! 75 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,267 Now, don't start that. Just tell us. 76 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:26,869 - I can't. - Why not? 77 00:03:26,908 --> 00:03:28,632 - I just can't, right? - Well, is he married? 78 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,075 No, he's not. 79 00:03:30,108 --> 00:03:32,215 Well, that's something I suppose. 80 00:03:32,252 --> 00:03:33,714 Ah, Kay... Jesus, stop it, will you? 81 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:37,975 The music getting to you, is it? 82 00:03:38,012 --> 00:03:40,664 They're inside watching the telly. 83 00:03:40,701 --> 00:03:42,262 Go on, get in there. 84 00:03:42,301 --> 00:03:44,058 Go. Get in. 85 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:47,061 Go on. 86 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,792 Will he marry you? 87 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,521 No, I don't think so. 88 00:03:50,558 --> 00:03:53,110 Ooh, the louser. That's cheatin', that is. 89 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:55,540 - It's not a game. - I know that, Kay. 90 00:03:55,582 --> 00:03:57,949 I mean, it's his fault as much as Sharon's... 91 00:03:57,982 --> 00:03:59,509 isn't it, whoever he is. 92 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:00,859 I mean, it was his flute that... 93 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:02,552 You've the filthiest mouth! 94 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,735 Ah, lay off, Kay, will you? 95 00:04:03,775 --> 00:04:04,985 I'm being harassed! 96 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,878 You just move! 97 00:04:06,911 --> 00:04:08,317 Look, do you want to keep it? 98 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,228 What do you mean? 99 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:12,440 Do you want to... 100 00:04:12,478 --> 00:04:14,137 He wants to know do you want an abortion? 101 00:04:14,176 --> 00:04:15,735 I do not! 102 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:17,686 There's no way I'm having an abortion! 103 00:04:17,728 --> 00:04:19,353 Good, you're right! 104 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,621 You definitely won't tell us who it is? 105 00:04:22,656 --> 00:04:25,145 No! Sorry. 106 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:30,170 Well, there's no more to be said, is there? 107 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,622 She's obviously made her mind up. 108 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,187 A man needs a pint after all that. 109 00:04:36,226 --> 00:04:38,168 Hang on a second. 110 00:04:38,209 --> 00:04:39,455 Yes, love? 111 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:41,115 Is that all? 112 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,747 What do you mean? 113 00:04:42,786 --> 00:04:45,754 It's a terrible... 114 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:47,420 the neighbors! 115 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,808 Do you care what the neighbors think? 116 00:04:50,852 --> 00:04:51,996 Yes, I do. 117 00:04:52,036 --> 00:04:53,945 Sure, the O'Neill young ones are after having kids. 118 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:55,231 The pair of them. 119 00:04:55,268 --> 00:04:56,412 And the Bells would be the same... 120 00:04:56,451 --> 00:04:57,565 except they don't have any daughters... 121 00:04:57,604 --> 00:04:58,715 but you know what I mean. 122 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,698 Tara O'Neill had her baby for Paddy Bell. 123 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,497 Of course she did. 124 00:05:02,531 --> 00:05:04,637 So fuck the neighbors. 125 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:08,414 You coming for a drink, Sharon? 126 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:10,874 - No, thanks, Da. - Come on. 127 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,341 All right. 128 00:05:14,374 --> 00:05:15,551 Good girl. 129 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:17,378 How about you, Kay? 130 00:05:17,414 --> 00:05:19,903 Ah, no. I'll slip on up to bed. 131 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:21,218 I'd come up with ya... 132 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,011 only I've an awful throat on me. 133 00:05:23,045 --> 00:05:26,014 Cheerio now... Grannie. 134 00:05:26,055 --> 00:05:28,957 Ohh, Molly 135 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:31,268 My Irish Molly 136 00:05:31,302 --> 00:05:35,810 My sweet acushla dear 137 00:05:35,848 --> 00:05:38,914 I'm fairly off my trolley 138 00:05:38,952 --> 00:05:43,655 My Irish Molly, when you are near 139 00:05:43,753 --> 00:05:45,607 Still think you should tell us who the da is. 140 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,528 You can think away, then. 141 00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:51,329 Your mummy took it very well. 142 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:54,436 Yeah. She was great. 143 00:05:54,473 --> 00:05:57,507 She's a bit old-fashioned, you know. 144 00:05:57,546 --> 00:05:58,856 Set in her ways. 145 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:00,296 Yeah. 146 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:01,640 No, she was great. 147 00:06:01,674 --> 00:06:02,983 So were you. 148 00:06:03,018 --> 00:06:04,228 Ahh. 149 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:09,287 Those your pals over there? 150 00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:11,329 Yeah. 151 00:06:11,369 --> 00:06:14,119 Go on over to them. I'll be all right on me own. 152 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:15,561 Ah, no. 153 00:06:15,595 --> 00:06:17,734 Go on. You might as well. I'll be grand. 154 00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:20,356 I can always slip downstairs. 155 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:32,896 I was so embarrassed, I was scarlet. 156 00:06:32,939 --> 00:06:34,434 I'm not joking yous, I was burnin'! 157 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,588 How are yous? 158 00:06:35,627 --> 00:06:37,636 - Go on. - How are you, Sharon? 159 00:06:37,677 --> 00:06:39,947 He was holding the eclair in his hand like this. 160 00:06:39,981 --> 00:06:41,541 The place was full, and he says... 161 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,948 "Why did you rob the cream out of me eclair?" 162 00:06:43,981 --> 00:06:46,120 - The head on him, Jesus! - And did you rob it? 163 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:47,718 Well, I paid for the bleedin' thing. 164 00:06:47,758 --> 00:06:49,896 Why shouldn't I have? I told him to cop on. 165 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:53,032 "I seen ya," he says, "with your finger." 166 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,477 So I gave him the finger. 167 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:58,094 I'd shag the elephant man before I'd let him near me again. 168 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,238 The prick. 169 00:06:59,278 --> 00:07:01,188 Here, young fella! 170 00:07:01,231 --> 00:07:03,948 Give us three vodkas, two cokes, and a glass of Furstenberg. 171 00:07:03,982 --> 00:07:05,227 Have you got that now, chicken? 172 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:08,046 Hey, handsome, give us a packet of crisps as well, will ya? 173 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,509 And do you have any nuts? 174 00:07:09,552 --> 00:07:11,495 Whoo! You dirty bitch! 175 00:07:11,536 --> 00:07:13,227 I'm only messing with you. 176 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,021 He's a nice little bum on him... 177 00:07:15,057 --> 00:07:16,584 like two eggs in a hankie. 178 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:19,754 He'll be nice-looking when he's older, won't he? 179 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:21,256 Are you going to break it off with him anyway? 180 00:07:21,298 --> 00:07:22,409 Yeah. 181 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:25,200 I was giving the matter my serious consideration. 182 00:07:25,234 --> 00:07:26,827 Then when I saw him sulking, Jesus! 183 00:07:26,866 --> 00:07:29,354 He was very good-looking, though. Very handsome. 184 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:30,507 Not really, Mary. 185 00:07:30,546 --> 00:07:32,303 Not when you got up close to him. 186 00:07:32,339 --> 00:07:33,615 Beauty's only skin deep. 187 00:07:33,651 --> 00:07:34,929 It wasn't even that deep, Mary. 188 00:07:34,963 --> 00:07:37,036 He'd loads of little spots on his chin. 189 00:07:37,074 --> 00:07:38,897 Tiny, little ones, now. 190 00:07:38,932 --> 00:07:40,141 Millions of them! 191 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,675 Only noticed 'em when you were right up against them... 192 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:42,991 then you want to throw up. 193 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:44,304 He was thick as well. 194 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:47,188 Come here, Jackie. Was he passionate? 195 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:49,457 No! But he thought he was. You know what I mean? 196 00:07:49,493 --> 00:07:51,281 He was just a big, thick monkey. 197 00:07:51,316 --> 00:07:54,545 Looking for somewhere to stick his banana, what? 198 00:07:54,581 --> 00:07:56,621 Ha! Yvonne Burgess! 199 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,367 He stuck his tongue in me ear once... 200 00:08:00,405 --> 00:08:01,681 and I'm not joking yous. 201 00:08:01,718 --> 00:08:03,408 He was trying to get it out the other one. 202 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:05,071 Don't know what he thought I had in there. 203 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,347 His sense of direction wasn't the best, either. 204 00:08:07,382 --> 00:08:09,389 - Know what I mean? - Jackie O'Keefe! 205 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:11,700 You're bleedin' disgusting, you are! 206 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:13,229 Any news, Sharon? 207 00:08:13,271 --> 00:08:15,956 No. Not really. 208 00:08:25,207 --> 00:08:27,477 "Then the discharge... 209 00:08:27,512 --> 00:08:30,927 "becomes yellow and offensive. 210 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,752 "Any infected discharge... 211 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:36,501 "may also result in soreness... 212 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:39,984 "or actual irritation... 213 00:08:40,025 --> 00:08:42,839 "at the entrance of the vagina." 214 00:08:42,873 --> 00:08:44,728 Jesus, me fanny! 215 00:08:50,521 --> 00:08:52,694 "It's only the unfortunate few... 216 00:08:52,729 --> 00:08:54,552 "who suffer severe nausea... 217 00:08:54,587 --> 00:08:56,374 "or recurrent vomiting." 218 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:03,385 Sharon, it's not fair! You've been in there ages! 219 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,394 Get out of there. You leave Sharon alone. 220 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,442 You all right in there, Sharon? 221 00:09:08,636 --> 00:09:10,871 Yeah. Coming. 222 00:09:10,907 --> 00:09:13,908 Ah, no, no. There's no hurry. No, I've been in already. 223 00:09:13,947 --> 00:09:15,060 Ohh... 224 00:09:15,101 --> 00:09:17,239 Jesus, what were you drinking last night? 225 00:09:17,277 --> 00:09:18,552 I'm going back to bed. 226 00:09:18,589 --> 00:09:20,443 Ah, yeah, go on. Good girl. 227 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,622 I'll go on without you, what? 228 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:23,733 - What's up with her? - You shut your mouth. 229 00:09:23,774 --> 00:09:24,951 Get in there and get your clothes on. 230 00:09:24,987 --> 00:09:26,233 Go down to get your breakfast... 231 00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:28,276 and get a bleedin' job for yourself, right? 232 00:09:39,389 --> 00:09:41,756 Sharon, we're going to have to tell them. 233 00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:50,904 Stop it, will yous? Keep it... here, give me that. 234 00:09:52,544 --> 00:09:55,128 Hey! Shh! 235 00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:57,589 Now... stop it. 236 00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:01,014 Are yous all listening? 237 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,715 I'm in hurry. Will you get on with it? 238 00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:03,865 Shut up! 239 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,595 He has to sit on the wall all day and do nothin'. 240 00:10:05,632 --> 00:10:08,448 You go and shite you, you stupid bitch... what? 241 00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:09,889 Don't you "what" me, Sonny Curley. 242 00:10:09,921 --> 00:10:11,034 No language like that in this house. 243 00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:12,414 - Exactly! - Don't start, you. 244 00:10:12,449 --> 00:10:14,338 - You never hit her! - I do so! 245 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:15,931 I'm not taking this! 246 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,563 Have a nice day! 247 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:18,846 You better watch yourself... 248 00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:20,126 or you'll find yourself... 249 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:22,235 packing your shampoo and spot creams. 250 00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:24,545 I'm sorry, you'll have to discuss it with my solicitor. 251 00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,579 Don't you start. 252 00:10:27,619 --> 00:10:29,953 Now... 253 00:10:29,987 --> 00:10:32,409 Sharon has a bit of news for yous. 254 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,491 I can't help it. 255 00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:36,571 I'm sorry, Sharon. Go on, love. 256 00:10:38,435 --> 00:10:40,541 I'm going to have a baby. 257 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,652 - That's massive, Sharon. - Is that all? 258 00:10:42,692 --> 00:10:44,479 Women, what? 259 00:10:44,516 --> 00:10:45,760 Right. 260 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:48,251 Where's your bump? 261 00:10:49,604 --> 00:10:51,841 They'll drive Sharon spare. 262 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,746 That's a weed there. Look. 263 00:10:55,782 --> 00:10:58,782 She belched there, inside with the telly. 264 00:10:58,822 --> 00:11:01,504 Kimberley asked her if she was gonna have the baby. 265 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,330 I don't know. 266 00:11:04,453 --> 00:11:06,276 It's hard to believe you can get so much shite... 267 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,284 out of only one dog, isn't it? 268 00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:10,180 - Dessie? - Huh? 269 00:11:10,214 --> 00:11:11,775 Do you not think we should tell the girls... 270 00:11:11,814 --> 00:11:12,926 what Sharon did was wrong? 271 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,079 What? 272 00:11:14,119 --> 00:11:17,349 I don't mean turn them against her or anything... 273 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,040 Or the baby, remember. 274 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,113 - Yes, I know that. But... - What? 275 00:11:22,151 --> 00:11:23,974 I think we should tell them. 276 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,534 Without, you know... 277 00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:27,397 I think we should tell them... 278 00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:30,334 that it's better to be married if you're pregnant. 279 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:33,247 Jeez, they're a bit young, aren't they? 280 00:11:33,288 --> 00:11:34,980 I mean, Lisa, maybe. 281 00:11:37,288 --> 00:11:39,044 You'll need a shears for that. 282 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,981 What were you thinking of telling them? 283 00:11:43,017 --> 00:11:44,774 Do you think we should? 284 00:11:44,811 --> 00:11:47,080 Whatever you think yourself, Kay. 285 00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:49,253 I'm only their da. They'll laugh at me. 286 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,201 Times have changed. 287 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,415 Jesus, where did she leave her cop-on? 288 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,819 Did she never hear of contraception? 289 00:12:00,524 --> 00:12:02,347 Do you remember that crombie coat you used to have? 290 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,493 What? 291 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,962 Do you remember the coat? 292 00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:07,427 - No. - You do so! 293 00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:10,371 You used to keep it spotless except for your dandruff. 294 00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:12,967 - I didn't have dandruff. - You did so! 295 00:12:13,006 --> 00:12:14,827 After you bought it, you stopped trying... 296 00:12:14,861 --> 00:12:16,520 to get me to go into the fields with you. 297 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:17,702 It was the best contraceptive... 298 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,979 ever invented, that coat. 299 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,646 It's in the attic. 300 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,069 How are ya? 301 00:12:30,576 --> 00:12:32,397 How are ya, Sharon? 302 00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:38,087 I'm pregnant. Did I tell yous? 303 00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,136 Ha ha ha! 304 00:12:43,824 --> 00:12:45,865 Yeah, well, I am. 305 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:49,549 She's bleedin' serious! 306 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,583 - Well done, Sharon. - Thanks, Jackie. 307 00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:59,976 Yeah, Sharon. Congrats. 308 00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:01,129 Thanks, Mary. 309 00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:04,072 Well done, Sharon, ya thick bitch, ya. 310 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,722 Jesus, though, Sharon. 311 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,542 I know. It's terrible, really. 312 00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:12,967 - How long you gone, Sharon? - Sixteen weeks. 313 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,254 You don't look it. 314 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,404 I do. 315 00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:17,679 I won't argue. You're the expert. 316 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:18,827 I'm only messin'. 317 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,395 I'll start getting bigger in a few weeks. 318 00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:22,824 You can hang around with someone else then. 319 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,137 No fellas'll come near us if one of us is pregnant. 320 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,368 So, Sharon, who you havin' it for? 321 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,566 I can't tell. Sorry. 322 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,230 Sharon. Give us a hint. 323 00:13:37,269 --> 00:13:38,381 - No. - Just a little one. 324 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,533 Do we know him? 325 00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:41,939 You're scarlet. We must know him. 326 00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:43,500 Is he married? 327 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,654 - Jesus! - No, he's not. 328 00:13:44,694 --> 00:13:46,384 I'll bet you he is. 329 00:13:46,422 --> 00:13:48,309 - Is he in here? - Jesus, Yvonne! 330 00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:50,066 Would you do it with anyone here? 331 00:13:50,102 --> 00:13:51,662 I was only asking! 332 00:13:51,702 --> 00:13:55,051 You're right, though. Sorry for insulting you, Sharon. 333 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,484 Seriously, though, Sharon. Do we really not know him? 334 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,186 No. Swear to God. 335 00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:01,077 Where did yous... 336 00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:03,598 Look, I don't want to talk about it, all right? 337 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,396 Let's get pissed, will we? 338 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:06,992 Oh, yeah. 339 00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:13,944 Young Sharon's after getting herself up the pole. 340 00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:15,253 Your Sharon, like? 341 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,078 Yeah. Gas, isn't it? 342 00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:19,152 But she's not married. 343 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,370 I know that. 344 00:14:20,408 --> 00:14:21,521 Who did the damage? 345 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,449 We don't know. She won't tell us. 346 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,107 You'd want to find out, wouldn't you? 347 00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:26,934 Excuse me, compadre. 348 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,944 What's it to you who it was? 349 00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:32,184 I couldn't give a shite who it was. 350 00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:34,738 I'm not gonna buy the food, the nappies... 351 00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:37,049 or the little bleedin' track suits. 352 00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,195 Dessie is! 353 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,609 I am in me hole! 354 00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:43,058 Hang on a sec. 355 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,336 Maybe I will, what? 356 00:14:45,371 --> 00:14:47,738 Ah, so what? I don't care. 357 00:14:47,772 --> 00:14:49,943 It's only a baby. Snapper, what? 358 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:52,282 Compadre... 359 00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:56,921 I can let you have some very good baby clothes. 360 00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:59,892 Mucho goodo stuff. Benetton. 361 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,250 - Ha ha! Benetton. - Very competitive price. 362 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,082 Sorry, lads. 363 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:07,003 Will you take a few of these raffle tickets off me? 364 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,825 What for? 365 00:15:08,861 --> 00:15:10,551 This. 366 00:15:11,837 --> 00:15:15,928 We need a new set of jerseys for the under-fifteen lads. 367 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:20,122 They've all grown bigger since the start of the season. 368 00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:24,119 Here, we'll take a few for Sharon's snapper, will we? 369 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,752 That's a very good idea. 370 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,613 No! 371 00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:30,014 Here you go, Georgie. Here. 372 00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:31,869 There. 373 00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:35,805 Thanks very much, lads. 374 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,464 That's great. 375 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:42,197 Oh, give a little. Helps a lot. 376 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,444 - Gobshite. - Absolutely. 377 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,335 Listen... 378 00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:47,798 Do you think she'll get married? 379 00:15:47,841 --> 00:15:48,986 What's that? 380 00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:50,934 Oh, no. No. Jesus, no. 381 00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:52,952 They've more cop-on these days, eh? 382 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,400 I mean, would you get married... 383 00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:56,255 if you were that age again... these days? 384 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,999 - What? - I think I'm going to cry. 385 00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:02,752 Anyway, I wouldn't want Sharon getting married that young. 386 00:16:02,786 --> 00:16:04,729 She's her whole life ahead of her. 387 00:16:04,770 --> 00:16:05,948 Exactly. 388 00:16:05,986 --> 00:16:07,809 Unless she drinks an iffy pint. 389 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,862 Having a baby's the most natural thing in the world. 390 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:15,550 - That's right! - Oh, good shite! 391 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:19,070 Ol , ol , ol , ol 392 00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:22,655 Ol , ol 393 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:23,805 Whoo! 394 00:16:23,845 --> 00:16:25,569 Was it Dessie Delaney? 395 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,778 - No! - I was only askin'! 396 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:30,662 Well, don't! I'm not tellin', so feck off! 397 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,645 Was it Billy Delaney, then? 398 00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,608 Sharon Curley's pregnant, did you hear? 399 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,722 Sharon Curley's up the pole. 400 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,065 Sharon Curley's having a baby. 401 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,651 I don't believe you! 402 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:16,802 Jesus! 403 00:17:16,842 --> 00:17:19,810 Jesus! Are you serious? 404 00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:21,378 Who's she having it for? 405 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:22,945 I don't know. 406 00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:24,709 She won't say. 407 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:28,641 She doesn't know. Ha ha ha! 408 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,367 She can't remember! 409 00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:32,548 That's shocking! 410 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,212 Dirty bitch. 411 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,771 Mmm. Poor Sharon. 412 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,089 The slut! 413 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,879 I don't believe her. 414 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,890 The stupid bitch. 415 00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:43,689 She had that coming. 416 00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:45,252 Serves her right. 417 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,660 Ah, poor Sharon. 418 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,858 Let's see her get into those jeans now. 419 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,827 Are you all right, Sharon? 420 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:02,243 Are you all right, Sharon? 421 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,646 - Now? - Yeah. 422 00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:28,269 Aw, God almighty. 423 00:18:38,642 --> 00:18:39,983 Jesus, Sharon. 424 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,408 You'll soon be the same shape as me, what? 425 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,522 Thanks very much. 426 00:18:44,562 --> 00:18:48,043 Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine 427 00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:50,384 He's coming! He's coming! 428 00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,721 If you received my letter 429 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:55,058 We should have met him at the airport. 430 00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:56,465 Not at all. 431 00:18:56,498 --> 00:18:59,215 Then you'll know just what to do 432 00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,618 If you still want me 433 00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:02,764 If 434 00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:05,772 You still want me 435 00:19:07,157 --> 00:19:09,840 Well, tie a yellow ribbon 436 00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:12,561 'Round the old oak tree 437 00:19:12,598 --> 00:19:15,216 It's been three long years 438 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,773 Do you still want me? 439 00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:19,024 Still want me 440 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:20,752 If I don't see a ribbon 441 00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,857 'Round the old oak tree 442 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:25,551 I'll stay on the bus 443 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:26,933 Forget about us 444 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,716 Put the blame on me 445 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,855 Craig, love. 446 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,004 Sharon's having a baby. 447 00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:39,412 Is that right? 448 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,854 That's right, yeah. 449 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:43,472 Who was it? Do you want me to sort him out for you? 450 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,332 Sure, I already offered... 451 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,576 Grow up, will you? 452 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,843 No bullets? 453 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,992 No. 454 00:19:51,031 --> 00:19:52,592 Well, what's the point of giving you a gun... 455 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,541 if they don't give you Jesus bullets? 456 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,046 So we wouldn't shoot anyone. 457 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:57,942 I thought that was the point. 458 00:19:57,976 --> 00:20:00,398 How else you supposed to keep the bleedin' peace? 459 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,619 That's crazy, that is. 460 00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:03,412 It was no joke, all right? 461 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:04,693 You had to look straight at 'em. 462 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:06,801 - Who? - The Arabs. 463 00:20:06,841 --> 00:20:08,466 Straight at them. 464 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:12,433 Straight into their eyes. Mesmerize them. 465 00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,383 Easier said than done, I'd say. 466 00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:17,426 Who are you telling? 467 00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:20,180 Thanks. 468 00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:30,326 Hit me, will you? 469 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,403 Get out! 470 00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:37,497 Hey, Sharon. 471 00:20:37,532 --> 00:20:40,598 You forgot your piss. Urine. 472 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:41,782 Da! 473 00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:16,668 Next time you try that, you better watch it. 474 00:21:16,705 --> 00:21:18,495 For God's sake, are you daft? 475 00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,187 He's not only daft. 476 00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:22,363 He's such a roving eye for everybody in this hospital. 477 00:21:22,402 --> 00:21:25,020 Did you see him? Every young student doctor... 478 00:21:25,057 --> 00:21:26,781 She wanted to know my menstrual history. 479 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,022 I didn't know what she was talking about till she told me. 480 00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:30,487 I felt like a right bleedin'eejit. 481 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,287 Why didn't she just say "your periods"? 482 00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:33,436 We'll weigh you now, Sharon. 483 00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:35,482 Doctors are always like that. 484 00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:37,213 "Menstrual history." 485 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,039 I got a "C" in that in me inter. 486 00:21:42,276 --> 00:21:43,902 How are your movements? 487 00:21:43,941 --> 00:21:46,273 Not bad. How's yours? 488 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,849 There's the heartbeat now. See it? 489 00:21:57,892 --> 00:21:59,235 Yeah. 490 00:21:59,268 --> 00:22:01,122 Only one heart. 491 00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:02,302 What? 492 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:04,317 There aren't twins in there. 493 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:06,724 Oh, yeah. 494 00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:09,855 That there is a leg. See it? 495 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,038 Oh, yeah. 496 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,779 Sharon? 497 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:21,669 Why didn't you come in this morning? 498 00:22:21,701 --> 00:22:23,491 Had a checkup. I swapped with Mona. 499 00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:24,639 You should be on check... 500 00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:25,792 Ask her. 501 00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:26,943 You should be on check-out now. 502 00:22:26,983 --> 00:22:28,227 I can't do it! 503 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,441 Why not? 504 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,847 'Cause I have to keep going to the toilet! 505 00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:34,018 Why aren't you in uniform? 506 00:22:34,057 --> 00:22:38,148 It doesn't fit me anymore! 507 00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:40,224 He must be a right fucking bastard! 508 00:22:40,264 --> 00:22:41,475 I know what I'd have told him. 509 00:22:41,511 --> 00:22:43,040 He blushed. You should've seen him. 510 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,509 Just 'cause I said "toilet." 511 00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:46,113 Is he good-looking, Sharon? 512 00:22:46,154 --> 00:22:47,582 Ah, you're joking me. 513 00:22:47,624 --> 00:22:49,119 You know Roland the rat? 514 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,551 Well, he looks like him, only not as nice. 515 00:22:52,745 --> 00:22:54,688 He asked me why I wasn't wearing me uniform... 516 00:22:54,731 --> 00:22:55,842 so I stuck out me belly... 517 00:22:55,881 --> 00:22:57,573 and I said, "It doesn't fit me anymore!" 518 00:22:57,611 --> 00:22:58,920 You were dead right, Sharon. 519 00:22:58,953 --> 00:23:00,263 You should've stuck one of your tits... 520 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,672 in his mouth as well. 521 00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:04,928 You should see the state of me nipples. 522 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:06,149 Jesus. 523 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,681 Frank Kinsella's a ride, isn't he? 524 00:23:07,723 --> 00:23:09,611 - It wasn't him. - I didn't say he... 525 00:23:09,644 --> 00:23:11,334 It wasn't him. It wasn't his brother. 526 00:23:11,371 --> 00:23:13,259 It wasn't my brother. It wasn't Bart Simpson. 527 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,470 It wasn't anybody. 528 00:23:14,507 --> 00:23:16,001 Now get off me bleedin' back, will ya? I'm sick of it! 529 00:23:16,043 --> 00:23:18,313 - She didn't... - You keep out of it, right! 530 00:23:18,347 --> 00:23:20,039 He is a ride, though, isn't he? 531 00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:21,189 Frank Kinsella. 532 00:23:22,955 --> 00:23:24,101 Bitch. 533 00:23:29,614 --> 00:23:31,174 What's that that's on, Sharon? 534 00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:33,766 - Yachting. - Ah, good shite. 535 00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:42,212 Would you look at that fucking eejit? 536 00:23:43,182 --> 00:23:45,322 Can you not just say eejit? 537 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:48,839 That's what I did say. Where are you going? 538 00:23:48,879 --> 00:23:51,018 - Toilet. - Jesus, again? 539 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,714 Me uterus is pressing into me bladder. 540 00:23:52,752 --> 00:23:53,962 Ah, now stop that, Sharon! 541 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,308 I don't want to hear that sort of thing! 542 00:23:55,343 --> 00:23:56,456 It's not right. 543 00:23:56,497 --> 00:23:57,608 Sorry. 544 00:23:57,648 --> 00:23:58,794 It's OK. 545 00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:01,255 Where's the remote? 546 00:24:01,297 --> 00:24:02,541 Da? 547 00:24:02,577 --> 00:24:04,583 No, you can't have a bike. 548 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,349 It's not his birthday for ages yet, is it? 549 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,125 Oh, Jesus. 550 00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:22,703 There's nothing on the telly tonight, is there? 551 00:24:22,738 --> 00:24:24,777 There's never anything on. 552 00:24:24,817 --> 00:24:26,160 Oh, you're right, of course... 553 00:24:26,193 --> 00:24:29,991 but there's absolutely nothing on tonight, is there? 554 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,448 I suppose a ride is out of the question? 555 00:24:45,524 --> 00:24:47,378 Hang on till I get this line done. 556 00:24:47,412 --> 00:24:48,819 You serious? 557 00:24:48,852 --> 00:24:51,055 I suppose so. 558 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:53,481 Fucking great. 559 00:24:53,524 --> 00:24:54,769 You're not messing now? 560 00:24:54,805 --> 00:24:56,114 No. 561 00:24:56,148 --> 00:24:58,004 Just let me finish the next line. 562 00:24:59,669 --> 00:25:01,578 I'll go up and brush me teeth. 563 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,427 That'll be nice. 564 00:25:07,285 --> 00:25:08,530 Come on, up on the stools, everybody. 565 00:25:08,565 --> 00:25:10,060 I've an announcement to make. Quick. 566 00:25:10,102 --> 00:25:11,346 Come on, move it, move it, will yous? 567 00:25:11,382 --> 00:25:13,139 Come on! Quick, get up there! 568 00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:14,998 Would you take it easy? 569 00:25:15,032 --> 00:25:16,341 Get her down off that. 570 00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:17,937 People have to eat at the... 571 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:19,536 Get her off the stool! 572 00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:23,409 Shut up! Shut up! 573 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:24,693 Happy birthday, Darren. 574 00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:25,971 Happy birthday, Darren. 575 00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:28,049 Yeah, good lad. There you go, what. 576 00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:29,714 - What is it? - Open it and see. 577 00:25:29,753 --> 00:25:30,866 It's not a bike. 578 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,760 He's brilliant, isn't he? 579 00:25:32,794 --> 00:25:33,938 I know that! 580 00:25:33,977 --> 00:25:36,017 - Ooh, wow. - Very nice. 581 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:38,642 It's a pump. 582 00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,143 It's a very good one, too. 583 00:25:40,186 --> 00:25:41,748 See, I'm gonna get you a wheel for your Christmas... 584 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:43,096 and another wheel for your next birthday... 585 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,723 and then the saddle, what. Ha ha ha ha. 586 00:25:44,763 --> 00:25:46,868 You can pump yourself to school every morning now. 587 00:25:46,908 --> 00:25:48,020 Go away, you. 588 00:25:48,059 --> 00:25:49,171 Yous are messing. 589 00:25:49,211 --> 00:25:51,415 We are, of course. Kay, when you're ready. 590 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:53,873 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 591 00:25:53,915 --> 00:25:55,125 - Ohh! - Whoa! 592 00:25:55,164 --> 00:25:56,789 It's a beauty, isn't it? 593 00:25:56,828 --> 00:25:58,584 Get yourself up on that. Go on. 594 00:25:58,620 --> 00:25:59,732 What? 595 00:25:59,773 --> 00:26:01,016 It's a Stephen Roche special. 596 00:26:01,052 --> 00:26:02,361 Oh, yous are still messing. 597 00:26:02,397 --> 00:26:03,705 'Course we are. 598 00:26:03,739 --> 00:26:05,813 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 599 00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:07,413 Whoa! Ohh! 600 00:26:07,453 --> 00:26:10,356 Whoa, ho ho ho! 601 00:26:10,398 --> 00:26:12,023 Throw your leg over that one, what. 602 00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:14,582 - Sorry, Sharon. - It's a Raleigh! 603 00:26:14,622 --> 00:26:15,865 'Course. Only the best. 604 00:26:15,901 --> 00:26:17,789 It's not the best, though. Peugot are. 605 00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:19,829 You ungrateful little bollix. Give me that back. 606 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,528 - No, give it! - Give me that back! 607 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:22,710 I want to keep it, Dad. Give it! 608 00:26:26,974 --> 00:26:29,724 It's a bit embarrassing, really. 609 00:26:31,646 --> 00:26:33,948 But I heard him talking about Sharon. 610 00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:37,526 Your Sharon, like, on Sunday. 611 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,885 What was he saying about Sharon? 612 00:26:43,232 --> 00:26:45,599 He said she was a great little ride. 613 00:26:51,232 --> 00:26:52,891 My God. 614 00:26:54,561 --> 00:26:55,673 What... 615 00:26:55,713 --> 00:26:59,062 You wouldn't want to be listening to that fella. 616 00:26:59,105 --> 00:27:03,000 I only told you 'cause... 617 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,317 I don't know why I told you, really. 618 00:27:04,354 --> 00:27:05,564 You were right. 619 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,910 It's pathetic. 620 00:27:06,946 --> 00:27:08,604 A grown man talking like that. 621 00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:09,951 Exactly. 622 00:27:09,986 --> 00:27:12,407 Just 'cause she's up the pole. 623 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:14,811 Exactly. 624 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,061 It's stupid. 625 00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:17,243 Yeah. 626 00:27:17,282 --> 00:27:18,395 You wouldn't want to be getting... 627 00:27:18,434 --> 00:27:19,809 worked up about it. 628 00:27:19,842 --> 00:27:21,053 Still, though... 629 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:25,247 It's just... 630 00:27:25,284 --> 00:27:27,040 I heard something. 631 00:27:27,076 --> 00:27:28,384 I thought I should warn you. 632 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:31,322 - Warn me? - Yeah, warn you. 633 00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:33,022 You know your man, George Burgess? 634 00:27:34,373 --> 00:27:35,899 What about Mr. Burgess? 635 00:27:35,942 --> 00:27:38,308 He was saying things. 636 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,519 Not to me face. 637 00:27:39,556 --> 00:27:42,077 It was Lester who told me. 638 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,190 He was saying things... 639 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,691 about you being pregnant. 640 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,516 What was he saying? 641 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:53,601 He said... 642 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,548 he said you were a great little ride. 643 00:27:56,711 --> 00:27:59,296 So Lester says, anyway. 644 00:27:59,335 --> 00:28:01,309 Lester wouldn't make a thing up like that, would he? 645 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,588 Jesus, no. Not Lester. Never. 646 00:28:03,622 --> 00:28:05,030 Ah, well... 647 00:28:06,631 --> 00:28:07,777 You're not upset, are you? 648 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:09,703 No. Being called a ride's... 649 00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:11,492 a bit of a compliment, really, isn't it? 650 00:28:11,528 --> 00:28:13,734 Jesus, I don't know about that. 651 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,569 Anyway, he shouldn't be saying things like that. 652 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,975 Sure, men are always saying things like that about girls. 653 00:28:20,009 --> 00:28:21,319 But not about daughters. 654 00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:23,492 Don't be thick, Da. All girls are daughters. 655 00:28:23,528 --> 00:28:25,057 Well, not my fucking daughters, then. 656 00:28:25,097 --> 00:28:27,236 That's hypocritical. 657 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,412 I don't give a shite what it is. 658 00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:32,898 He has daughters of his own. That young one, your friend. 659 00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:34,051 Yvonne? 660 00:28:34,090 --> 00:28:35,464 Yeah, that's right. 661 00:28:35,498 --> 00:28:36,709 It's shocking! 662 00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,413 I don't want some fat little fucker... 663 00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,969 insulting any of my family. 664 00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:45,438 Especially not you. 665 00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:47,305 You're me knight in shining armor. 666 00:28:47,338 --> 00:28:49,673 Ah, don't start that. 667 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,089 I just thought I should let you know. 668 00:29:12,941 --> 00:29:14,053 Is your daddy there? 669 00:29:14,092 --> 00:29:15,205 Yeah. 670 00:29:15,246 --> 00:29:16,358 Can I see him for a minute? 671 00:29:16,397 --> 00:29:17,740 He's still having his tea. 672 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,124 Is it George you want, Sharon? 673 00:29:22,158 --> 00:29:23,980 Yeah, Mrs. Burgess. 674 00:29:24,015 --> 00:29:26,153 About Darren. He's sick. 675 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:28,296 Ah. Go on into the lounge, love. 676 00:29:39,983 --> 00:29:41,260 She's in here, is she? 677 00:29:41,297 --> 00:29:42,441 Yeah. 678 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:55,241 What the hell do you think you're up to, you little bitch? 679 00:29:55,282 --> 00:29:57,070 What do you think you're up to, you little bastard? 680 00:29:57,107 --> 00:29:58,447 What? 681 00:29:58,482 --> 00:29:59,857 What did you say about me to your friends? 682 00:29:59,891 --> 00:30:01,648 I didn't say anything to anyone. 683 00:30:01,683 --> 00:30:04,138 You said I was a ride. I'm a great little ride. 684 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,585 I was only joking. 685 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,009 You got your hole. What else did you say? 686 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:10,442 Nothing. Not another thing. 687 00:30:10,484 --> 00:30:11,977 I swear on the Bible. 688 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,281 Sure, they'd never believe I got me... 689 00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:17,585 had... with you. 690 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,922 They'd think I was joking. 691 00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:22,094 If you ever blab out and tell anyone again... 692 00:30:22,134 --> 00:30:24,522 I'll tell Mrs. Burgess what you did. I will. 693 00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,474 I... I won't. D-don't worry. 694 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:31,245 I'm sorry. 695 00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:32,595 So you should be. 696 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,386 I don't mind being pregnant... 697 00:30:34,422 --> 00:30:37,008 but I do mind people knowing who made me pregnant. 698 00:30:37,047 --> 00:30:38,835 Hang on a sec. 699 00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:41,583 I'll be back in a minute. 700 00:30:50,103 --> 00:30:52,209 - How are you, Sharon? - How ya, Yvonne? 701 00:30:53,175 --> 00:30:54,288 Where's me dad? 702 00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:56,083 He went out to get something for Darren. 703 00:30:56,118 --> 00:30:57,613 Oh. Me hair. 704 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,149 I'll see you later in the pub, all right? 705 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,305 Yeah. See you later. 706 00:31:00,345 --> 00:31:02,035 Ah, Yvonne. You saw Sharon. 707 00:31:02,071 --> 00:31:03,250 Darren is sick. 708 00:31:03,287 --> 00:31:04,596 We'll miss him on Saturday. 709 00:31:04,632 --> 00:31:07,186 He's turned into a right good little goalkeeper. 710 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:14,031 That was close. 711 00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:20,499 That's for yourself, Sharon. 712 00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:23,983 Do you think I'm a prostitute, Mr. Burgess? 713 00:31:24,026 --> 00:31:26,678 God, no! Jesus, no! 714 00:31:26,715 --> 00:31:28,340 It's not the way you think, Sharon. 715 00:31:28,378 --> 00:31:29,492 Oh, shite. 716 00:31:29,531 --> 00:31:33,208 No, it's a present. No hard feelings. 717 00:31:33,243 --> 00:31:37,618 We both made a mistake. We were both stupid. 718 00:31:37,658 --> 00:31:40,856 Now, go and buy yourself a few sweets, uh, drinks. 719 00:31:41,947 --> 00:31:45,494 You're an awful bleedin' eejit, Mr. Burgess. 720 00:31:45,532 --> 00:31:47,867 Put your tenner back in your pocket. 721 00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:49,145 OK. 722 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,806 Sorry. 723 00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:52,153 Oh, yeah. 724 00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:53,618 I, uh... 725 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,603 I kept these for you. Your panties. 726 00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:57,652 - Isn't that what you call them? - Me knickers? 727 00:31:57,694 --> 00:31:59,702 Yeah, I was just keeping them for you in case they get lost. 728 00:31:59,741 --> 00:32:01,050 - What were you doing with them? - Nothing. 729 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,232 Don't start that. 730 00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,086 I was going to show them to the lads. 731 00:32:05,118 --> 00:32:06,460 Oh, my God! 732 00:32:06,495 --> 00:32:08,437 - But I didn't. - I've changed me mind. 733 00:32:08,478 --> 00:32:09,688 Give us back the tenner. I deserve it. 734 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,866 - Certainly. There you are. - And remember... 735 00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:13,398 if you ever say anything to anyone again about me... 736 00:32:13,439 --> 00:32:14,813 I'm going to tell Mrs. Burgess. 737 00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:40,249 Ah, there you are, Dessie. How's it going? 738 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,291 You keep your hands off me. 739 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:45,337 What's wrong with you? 740 00:32:45,378 --> 00:32:47,833 You know bleedin' well what's wrong with me! 741 00:32:47,873 --> 00:32:49,303 You were saying things about Sharon! 742 00:32:49,347 --> 00:32:50,721 No, you got it wrong, Dessie. 743 00:32:50,753 --> 00:32:53,089 - Wrong? Me bollix! - No, honestly. I swear! 744 00:32:53,123 --> 00:32:54,530 Me bollix! 745 00:32:55,747 --> 00:32:56,990 I'm sorry, Dessie. 746 00:32:57,027 --> 00:32:58,140 You should be ashamed of yourself... 747 00:32:58,179 --> 00:32:59,586 an old thing like you. 748 00:32:59,618 --> 00:33:01,081 Saying things like that about young girls. 749 00:33:01,124 --> 00:33:03,709 - I... I know. - You're not worth hitting. 750 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:04,991 Dessie, I'm sorry. 751 00:33:05,028 --> 00:33:06,883 Really, on the Bible. 752 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,499 I was just messing with the lads. 753 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:13,084 The lads. You sound like a kid. 754 00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:18,752 If you ever say anything about Sharon again... 755 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:19,901 I'll kill you, right. 756 00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:21,947 No, no, I... I won't. You needn't worry about... 757 00:33:21,988 --> 00:33:24,128 and if you drop Darren from the football team... 758 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:26,401 because of this, I'll bleedin' kill you, too! 759 00:33:47,046 --> 00:33:48,705 Jesus, sorry. 760 00:33:50,184 --> 00:33:53,665 The one you said I could do without 761 00:33:53,704 --> 00:33:56,519 Well, we're in an awful mess 762 00:33:56,552 --> 00:33:58,494 And I don't mean maybe 763 00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:00,898 Please 764 00:34:00,936 --> 00:34:02,792 Papa, don't preach 765 00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:04,832 I'm in trouble deep 766 00:34:04,874 --> 00:34:06,728 Papa, don't preach 767 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,249 I've been losing sleep 768 00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:12,322 But I've made up my mind, ohh 769 00:34:12,362 --> 00:34:15,046 I'm keeping my baby 770 00:34:16,427 --> 00:34:18,466 I'm gonna keep my baby 771 00:34:18,507 --> 00:34:20,777 Ooh, yeah 772 00:34:22,283 --> 00:34:25,319 Ohh. 773 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:29,860 Turn your head. 774 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,210 Who did that to you? 775 00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:32,935 Me best friend! 776 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,795 Fair enough. Suits you. 777 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:37,611 See, I told you. It looks lovely! 778 00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:40,230 Pat says his dad's after running away from home. 779 00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:42,024 - Pat who? - Burgess. 780 00:34:42,062 --> 00:34:44,200 Georgie Burgess is after running away from home? 781 00:34:44,238 --> 00:34:46,246 Yeah. Pat's ma's up to 90. 782 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,041 He said she's knocking back the Valiums... 783 00:34:48,078 --> 00:34:49,191 like there's no tomorrow. 784 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,343 She would be. 785 00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,106 Lend her some of yours, Ma. 786 00:34:52,142 --> 00:34:53,254 Poor Doris. 787 00:34:53,295 --> 00:34:54,539 That's a good one, though, huh? Ha ha. 788 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:55,950 Do you know where he's gone, Darren? 789 00:34:55,982 --> 00:34:58,699 No. Pat said he just snuck out. 790 00:34:58,736 --> 00:35:00,492 Tom Sawyer, what. 791 00:35:00,528 --> 00:35:02,088 That's made my day. 792 00:35:02,128 --> 00:35:04,549 Fixed. Tom Sawyer Burgess. 793 00:35:04,591 --> 00:35:06,567 Oh, Jesus! 794 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:09,096 He must have a mot hidden away somewhere. 795 00:35:09,136 --> 00:35:10,543 S , senor. 796 00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:11,918 Who'd look at him? 797 00:35:11,951 --> 00:35:13,414 The state of him. 798 00:35:13,457 --> 00:35:15,977 Have you looked at yourself recently? 799 00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,577 I'm not running away, am I? 800 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,300 And shirking me responsibilities. 801 00:35:20,336 --> 00:35:21,711 He's not that bad. 802 00:35:21,746 --> 00:35:23,687 You fancy him yourself, do you? 803 00:35:23,727 --> 00:35:24,841 No! 804 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:26,190 Lester fancies younger lads. 805 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:27,402 Isn't that right, Lester? 806 00:35:27,441 --> 00:35:28,870 Lay off, would you? 807 00:35:28,913 --> 00:35:31,214 I can't understand it meself. 808 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:34,894 You know, the way queers... 809 00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:36,304 like each other. 810 00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:37,745 Do you think about it much? 811 00:35:37,777 --> 00:35:39,240 No. 812 00:35:39,282 --> 00:35:41,104 Nearly never. 813 00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:42,665 Lay off, would yous? 814 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:46,056 So, Senor Burgess has vamoosed. 815 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:49,360 And shirked his responsibilities. 816 00:35:49,394 --> 00:35:51,021 Don't start, you. 817 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:53,448 Poor Doris. And the kids. 818 00:35:53,491 --> 00:35:55,346 Why don't you adopt them? 819 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:56,875 Ha ha ha. 820 00:35:56,916 --> 00:35:59,502 Do you ever... Leave me alone. 821 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:00,652 Ha ha ha. 822 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:03,114 Jesus. Poor Yvonne, though. 823 00:36:03,156 --> 00:36:04,301 Yeah. 824 00:36:06,548 --> 00:36:08,304 Maybe we should go round to her. 825 00:36:08,341 --> 00:36:09,584 Ah, no. 826 00:36:09,621 --> 00:36:11,050 Yeah, I'd be too embarrassed. 827 00:36:11,094 --> 00:36:12,206 Yeah. 828 00:36:12,245 --> 00:36:13,587 Is Craig with Yvonne, Sharon? 829 00:36:13,622 --> 00:36:15,410 Don't know. Didn't see him. 830 00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:17,901 Can you imagine it? Your da! 831 00:36:17,941 --> 00:36:19,633 Jesus! Ha ha ha. 832 00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:21,262 Jesus, yeah. 833 00:36:26,903 --> 00:36:29,107 Sharon! Sharon! 834 00:36:29,142 --> 00:36:31,565 Oh, Sharon, there's someone outside. 835 00:36:34,904 --> 00:36:36,016 Who? 836 00:36:36,055 --> 00:36:38,444 I don't know. I'm not looking. 837 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:39,917 A pervert, probably. 838 00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:44,433 God. 839 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,714 Oh, Janey. 840 00:36:49,753 --> 00:36:50,865 Shh! 841 00:36:52,186 --> 00:36:53,462 Just shut up! 842 00:37:05,498 --> 00:37:07,472 Who is it? 843 00:37:07,515 --> 00:37:10,068 Just some young fellas messing. 844 00:37:10,107 --> 00:37:12,115 Messing! At this hour of night. 845 00:37:12,156 --> 00:37:13,300 Give me a look. 846 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,340 They're gone. 847 00:37:16,379 --> 00:37:18,387 What young fellas? 848 00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,052 They're gone, Lisa. 849 00:37:20,092 --> 00:37:21,619 They'd better not have been looking for me. 850 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:22,871 I'll kill them. 851 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,363 Return to sender 852 00:37:25,404 --> 00:37:27,990 Address unknown 853 00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:30,036 No such number 854 00:37:30,077 --> 00:37:31,571 No such zone 855 00:37:31,612 --> 00:37:33,588 Ma! 856 00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:35,932 "I hope you will understand, Doris. 857 00:37:35,966 --> 00:37:38,748 "I cannot abandon this girl. 858 00:37:38,781 --> 00:37:41,749 "A-b-a-n-d-o-n. 859 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:44,636 "She has no one else to look after her. 860 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:46,044 "Full stop." 861 00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:48,020 Dirty-looking eejit. 862 00:37:48,062 --> 00:37:51,378 "I am, as the old song goes... 863 00:37:51,423 --> 00:37:54,587 "torn between two lovers. 864 00:37:54,622 --> 00:37:57,273 "P.S. The paper is my sister's." 865 00:38:16,224 --> 00:38:17,883 Sharon Curley. 866 00:38:34,403 --> 00:38:35,613 Doris. 867 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:40,889 Is your Sharon here? 868 00:38:40,931 --> 00:38:43,136 She's at work, Doris. 869 00:38:43,171 --> 00:38:45,059 Why? Why do you want her? 870 00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:47,034 Well, if you must know... 871 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:49,597 she's been messing around with my George. 872 00:38:49,637 --> 00:38:52,092 - He's the father. - Get lost. 873 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,075 I will not get lost. 874 00:38:54,117 --> 00:38:55,328 She's your daughter. 875 00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,794 Go home, will you? 876 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:59,292 Of course. I should've known. 877 00:38:59,334 --> 00:39:00,763 She's her mother's daughter. 878 00:39:13,703 --> 00:39:15,459 What's after happening, Doris? 879 00:39:15,496 --> 00:39:18,278 Your woman hit her. You seen it yourself. 880 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,384 I mean before that. 881 00:39:20,423 --> 00:39:21,985 What happened, Doris? 882 00:39:22,024 --> 00:39:26,400 Kay Curley gave her a terrible clapper on the nose. 883 00:39:26,439 --> 00:39:28,513 I'll do it meself. 884 00:39:28,552 --> 00:39:31,487 What did she do that for, Doris? 885 00:39:31,528 --> 00:39:33,634 Sharon. 886 00:39:33,673 --> 00:39:34,819 What? 887 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:38,788 Sharon Curley! 888 00:39:39,817 --> 00:39:40,962 Feck off. 889 00:39:42,314 --> 00:39:43,525 You're joking! 890 00:39:46,027 --> 00:39:48,231 No way. No way. 891 00:39:48,267 --> 00:39:49,476 No way! 892 00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:55,104 Ah, Jesus Christ! 893 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,345 Are you all right, Sharon? 894 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:09,322 Jesus, Kay, that bastard's older than I am. 895 00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:12,389 Georgie Burgess. 896 00:40:12,428 --> 00:40:14,468 I can't even go for a pint now. 897 00:40:14,508 --> 00:40:16,395 About time you stayed in. 898 00:40:16,428 --> 00:40:18,567 I'll see yous. I'm just going over to Yvonne's. 899 00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:21,900 I'd make alternative arrangements if I were you. 900 00:40:21,932 --> 00:40:23,623 Oh, Jesus. 901 00:40:23,661 --> 00:40:27,688 Can you forgive me? 902 00:40:29,102 --> 00:40:30,595 Ooh, yeah 903 00:40:32,174 --> 00:40:33,580 Ha ha ha ha! 904 00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:45,964 Ol 905 00:40:45,999 --> 00:40:49,481 Ol , ol , ol , ol 906 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,132 Ol , ol 907 00:40:53,168 --> 00:40:56,430 Ol , ol , ol , ol , ol 908 00:40:56,465 --> 00:41:00,492 Ol , ol 909 00:41:09,874 --> 00:41:11,248 Are you all right, Sharon? 910 00:41:11,281 --> 00:41:12,875 A man. 911 00:41:29,203 --> 00:41:30,579 Is that you squeaking? 912 00:41:30,612 --> 00:41:31,724 No. 913 00:41:34,324 --> 00:41:36,714 Ah. 914 00:41:36,756 --> 00:41:39,124 Oh. Ohh. 915 00:41:44,629 --> 00:41:45,774 Oh. 916 00:41:48,278 --> 00:41:49,422 Ohh. 917 00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:53,429 That was A-one. 918 00:41:59,223 --> 00:42:00,629 Good girl. 919 00:42:07,479 --> 00:42:08,819 Who was that? 920 00:42:08,855 --> 00:42:10,742 - Sharon, are you coming? - I'm coming. 921 00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:12,050 Hurry up, will you! 922 00:42:17,015 --> 00:42:18,902 - How in the... - It wasn't him. 923 00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:20,691 - I never said it was. - It wasn't him, right! 924 00:42:20,727 --> 00:42:21,872 OK, OK. 925 00:42:27,384 --> 00:42:28,561 Well, if it wasn't Burgess... 926 00:42:28,601 --> 00:42:30,639 It wasn't bleedin' Burgess! 927 00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:42,833 George Burgess! 928 00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:46,036 Shite. 929 00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:48,015 True as I'm standing here. 930 00:42:48,058 --> 00:42:49,619 She's having it for him. 931 00:42:49,657 --> 00:42:50,902 They're getting a flat. 932 00:42:50,938 --> 00:42:52,499 Jesus! 933 00:42:52,538 --> 00:42:54,480 Shirley, come here. Listen. 934 00:42:54,522 --> 00:42:56,345 You know your woman who's preggers? 935 00:42:56,378 --> 00:42:59,193 Guess who's the da? Mr. Burgess! 936 00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:08,311 Look it! 937 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:10,934 Hey, slut! 938 00:43:10,973 --> 00:43:12,861 How's Mr. Burgess? 939 00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:14,039 Slut! 940 00:43:33,888 --> 00:43:35,830 Take it back! 941 00:43:35,872 --> 00:43:37,846 Take it back, you fucking bastard! 942 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:42,047 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 943 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,022 Let me tell you where I've been 944 00:43:44,065 --> 00:43:45,690 Let me tell you where they've been 945 00:43:45,729 --> 00:43:48,959 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 946 00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:50,105 Oh, look here, she's coming. 947 00:43:50,145 --> 00:43:51,520 Oh, here's the tart again. 948 00:43:51,554 --> 00:43:52,928 Stupid old Curley. 949 00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:54,107 Up the spout again. 950 00:44:01,665 --> 00:44:03,226 Sharon! 951 00:44:03,267 --> 00:44:05,439 Wait, will you? Hang on! 952 00:44:06,594 --> 00:44:08,603 Close your mouth there, Mrs. O'Leary. 953 00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:10,551 The birds'll start nesting in it. 954 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:13,721 There's no bleedin' way, Jackie. You know that. 955 00:44:13,764 --> 00:44:16,152 I know. I know that! 956 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,294 Jesus, the state of him. There's no way you'd have... 957 00:44:19,332 --> 00:44:22,300 Don't say it. I'll get sick, I swear. 958 00:44:22,339 --> 00:44:24,608 Jeez, can you imagine it? Jesus. 959 00:44:24,644 --> 00:44:26,205 That big fat belly on top of you. 960 00:44:26,243 --> 00:44:27,357 Stop! 961 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:30,334 You telling? 962 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:34,111 I suppose I'd better. 963 00:44:34,149 --> 00:44:36,353 Jesus, Sharon. Come on. 964 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,531 It was one of them Spanish sailors. 965 00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:45,020 - What? - You know. You do. 966 00:44:45,062 --> 00:44:46,240 In town. 967 00:44:46,279 --> 00:44:48,286 There was a big boat, you know, in the docks... 968 00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,636 for two days I think it was. 969 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,971 Oh, he was gorgeous, Jackie, I'm not joking you. 970 00:44:52,007 --> 00:44:54,145 Was he? Jesus! 971 00:44:54,182 --> 00:44:55,776 You never mentioned him before. 972 00:44:55,815 --> 00:44:56,960 I didn't want to. 973 00:44:56,998 --> 00:44:59,104 And now I have to. It was only for one night. 974 00:44:59,143 --> 00:45:00,867 Yeah. Do you know his address? 975 00:45:00,903 --> 00:45:02,431 I don't even know his bleedin' name, Jackie! 976 00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:06,850 In a hotel. 977 00:45:06,888 --> 00:45:08,316 Jesus. 978 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,474 Lovely. 979 00:45:09,512 --> 00:45:10,942 Like "Letter to Brezhnev." 980 00:45:10,984 --> 00:45:13,254 God, yeah. I never thought of that. 981 00:45:13,289 --> 00:45:16,158 Jesus. He nearly had me screaming. 982 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,241 I'm not joking! Ha ha ha! 983 00:45:18,281 --> 00:45:20,168 We did it in the bath as well! 984 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,144 Aah! 985 00:45:22,185 --> 00:45:24,706 - It was brilliant. - Oh, God. 986 00:45:24,746 --> 00:45:27,528 I'd love that. 987 00:45:28,522 --> 00:45:29,667 Come here. 988 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,839 Did he give you his cap? 989 00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:35,459 - What? - His cap. 990 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:37,638 You know, his uniform. 991 00:45:37,675 --> 00:45:40,260 - Uh, no. - Did he not? 992 00:45:40,299 --> 00:45:41,991 You know Melanie Beglin? 993 00:45:42,028 --> 00:45:43,401 She has two of them. 994 00:45:43,435 --> 00:45:45,508 A German and a Swedish. 995 00:45:45,548 --> 00:45:48,516 - Does she? - Yeah. She's a slut, that one. 996 00:45:48,556 --> 00:45:51,458 Jesus, sorry, Sharon. I didn't mean... 997 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,972 I don't know what she has to laugh at. 998 00:46:00,397 --> 00:46:02,853 You don't hear me laughing, do you? 999 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:04,169 Thank God. 1000 00:46:08,431 --> 00:46:10,666 Lower that thing, will you?! 1001 00:46:10,702 --> 00:46:13,288 You can live any way you want... 1002 00:46:13,326 --> 00:46:15,530 She can go and laugh somewhere else. 1003 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,456 Jesus, me heart! 1004 00:46:17,487 --> 00:46:18,916 Was that one of ours? 1005 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:21,294 Wait a minute. Hold on. 1006 00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:22,472 Where was it? 1007 00:46:23,568 --> 00:46:25,192 Burgess! 1008 00:46:25,230 --> 00:46:27,752 Burgess, you bastard, you! 1009 00:46:27,792 --> 00:46:29,222 Come on out! 1010 00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:30,890 Come on! 1011 00:46:30,928 --> 00:46:32,358 Will you come on! 1012 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,025 Stay out of this, you. 1013 00:46:34,064 --> 00:46:35,374 Come out, Burgess! 1014 00:46:35,409 --> 00:46:37,230 Get in here, you gobshite! 1015 00:46:37,265 --> 00:46:39,020 Craig, love, come on home. 1016 00:46:39,056 --> 00:46:40,998 He's not in there, you eejit! 1017 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,244 I'm doing this for you, you slut! 1018 00:46:43,281 --> 00:46:44,392 Come out! 1019 00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:47,373 Oh, yeah. Come on! 1020 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,793 Right, come on! 1021 00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,551 Come on! 1022 00:46:53,585 --> 00:46:54,895 Fucking knock me down! 1023 00:46:54,930 --> 00:46:57,264 Go to hell! Come on! 1024 00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:58,508 Janey Mac! 1025 00:46:58,547 --> 00:46:59,658 Come on! 1026 00:46:59,697 --> 00:47:01,486 Come on. In. 1027 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:02,798 In, in. Get in. 1028 00:47:02,834 --> 00:47:03,947 Jesus! 1029 00:47:10,419 --> 00:47:14,478 Do not forsake me, oh, my darling 1030 00:47:15,924 --> 00:47:20,626 On this our wedding day 1031 00:47:20,659 --> 00:47:22,764 Do not forsake me 1032 00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:27,536 Do you know what, sergeant? 1033 00:47:27,574 --> 00:47:29,329 He done it deliberately. 1034 00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:31,820 He backed right over her. 1035 00:47:31,861 --> 00:47:33,684 Oh, God, the poor little thing. 1036 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:35,604 And all 'cause I gave him shepherd's pie... 1037 00:47:35,637 --> 00:47:37,426 two nights on the trot. Tsk, tsk. 1038 00:47:37,462 --> 00:47:40,331 But I have the evidence here now. 1039 00:47:41,589 --> 00:47:42,735 Oh, God. 1040 00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,526 Spanish, no less! 1041 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,804 Yeah. Spanish. 1042 00:47:46,838 --> 00:47:49,806 An Irish sailor wasn't good enough for you, what? 1043 00:47:49,848 --> 00:47:51,736 And will Sinbad the Spanish sailor... 1044 00:47:51,768 --> 00:47:54,387 pay for Burgess's broken windows, I wonder? 1045 00:48:00,728 --> 00:48:02,257 Will he be much longer, do you think? 1046 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,785 That depends on himself. 1047 00:48:05,753 --> 00:48:08,209 Well, I have a few sandwiches for him. 1048 00:48:08,251 --> 00:48:09,461 What are they? 1049 00:48:09,497 --> 00:48:10,708 Uh, ham. 1050 00:48:12,762 --> 00:48:14,551 I'll see he gets them. 1051 00:48:19,868 --> 00:48:21,077 Thanks. 1052 00:48:29,277 --> 00:48:31,514 Spanish sailor, me arse. 1053 00:48:36,892 --> 00:48:38,453 She's a lying, fucking bitch! 1054 00:48:38,492 --> 00:48:41,527 - Ah, look at you. - I don't care what you say! 1055 00:48:43,549 --> 00:48:46,778 I'm Pedro the sailor man 1056 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,307 Toot, toot 1057 00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:00,283 Sharon? 1058 00:49:00,317 --> 00:49:02,652 Are you sure the baby won't look like Mr. Burgess? 1059 00:49:02,685 --> 00:49:04,824 No, he won't! He's not the daddy, Kimberley. 1060 00:49:04,863 --> 00:49:06,684 I told you that. Who said that, anyway? 1061 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,832 Nicola Malley. 1062 00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:09,694 Well, you tell Nicola Malley to piss off. 1063 00:49:09,727 --> 00:49:11,036 - I did already. - Good. 1064 00:49:11,071 --> 00:49:13,078 And I scraped her face as well. 1065 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,232 Good. 1066 00:49:14,271 --> 00:49:16,028 And I scribbled all over her sums. 1067 00:49:16,064 --> 00:49:17,176 Brilliant. 1068 00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:18,427 Look out, Sharon. 1069 00:49:44,322 --> 00:49:46,078 - Hello, Sharon. - How'd you know I was here? 1070 00:49:46,114 --> 00:49:47,838 Did you not see me over by the vegetables? 1071 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:48,986 What do you want? 1072 00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:50,849 I want to talk to you, Sharon. 1073 00:49:50,883 --> 00:49:51,996 Well, that's a pity, Mr. Burgess... 1074 00:49:52,035 --> 00:49:53,147 'cause I don't want to talk to you. 1075 00:49:53,187 --> 00:49:56,154 Ah, Sharon, please. I have to talk. I'm tormented. 1076 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,308 You're tormented? 1077 00:49:57,348 --> 00:49:59,038 You've made me the laughingstock of Barrytown. 1078 00:49:59,076 --> 00:50:00,701 I can't go out without being jeered at. 1079 00:50:00,739 --> 00:50:02,594 You're tormented? You prick, you! 1080 00:50:02,629 --> 00:50:03,806 Please, Sharon, please. 1081 00:50:03,845 --> 00:50:04,956 What? 1082 00:50:04,996 --> 00:50:06,491 Come on, I'm in a hurry. 1083 00:50:06,532 --> 00:50:08,224 Sharon... 1084 00:50:08,261 --> 00:50:09,985 Sharon, I love you, Sharon. 1085 00:50:10,021 --> 00:50:12,607 Don't laugh at me. I do. 1086 00:50:12,645 --> 00:50:15,133 On the Bible, I love you. 1087 00:50:15,173 --> 00:50:17,759 I'm very embarrassed, Sharon. 1088 00:50:17,798 --> 00:50:20,002 I think I want to take care of you, Sharon. 1089 00:50:20,038 --> 00:50:22,111 You took care of me seven months ago. 1090 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,940 It's my son, too, remember. 1091 00:50:23,974 --> 00:50:26,397 - Son? - Baby. I... I meant baby. 1092 00:50:26,439 --> 00:50:27,550 Your baby? 1093 00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:29,216 You have it bad, haven't you, Mr. Burgess? 1094 00:50:29,255 --> 00:50:31,677 Yeah. Yeah, I have been living a lie... 1095 00:50:31,718 --> 00:50:33,147 for the past fifteen years. 1096 00:50:33,191 --> 00:50:35,101 It's taken you to make me cop on, Sharon. 1097 00:50:35,144 --> 00:50:36,420 Did you rehearse this, Mr. Burgess? 1098 00:50:36,455 --> 00:50:38,976 No! Yeah. 1099 00:50:39,015 --> 00:50:40,325 Well, I've been thinking... 1100 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,595 of nothing else, to be honest with you. 1101 00:50:42,631 --> 00:50:44,322 Come to London with me, Sharon. 1102 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,597 I've a sister over there. 1103 00:50:46,632 --> 00:50:48,835 Would you ever? Feck off! 1104 00:50:48,872 --> 00:50:51,328 Sharon, please! Let me finish! 1105 00:50:51,369 --> 00:50:52,995 No. I'm not going anywhere with you, Mr. Burgess. 1106 00:50:53,034 --> 00:50:55,238 I'm staying here. Anyway, it's not your baby. 1107 00:50:55,273 --> 00:50:56,582 Is it because I'm older than you? 1108 00:50:56,617 --> 00:50:57,960 It's because I hate the bleedin' sight of you! 1109 00:50:57,993 --> 00:50:59,237 You're not just sayin' that? 1110 00:50:59,274 --> 00:51:01,062 No, I hate you! Will I sing it for you? 1111 00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:03,236 - What about the little baby? - Forget about the little baby! 1112 00:51:03,274 --> 00:51:04,648 If you must know, you were off target! 1113 00:51:04,683 --> 00:51:07,049 - I was not! - You were, so there! 1114 00:51:07,082 --> 00:51:09,897 It was a Spanish sailor, if you must know! 1115 00:51:09,929 --> 00:51:11,107 Spanish?! 1116 00:51:11,146 --> 00:51:12,804 I sleep around, Mr. Burgess, you know what I mean? 1117 00:51:12,843 --> 00:51:14,533 I find that hard to believe, Sharon. 1118 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:16,610 Go home, Mr. Burgess. Go home! 1119 00:51:16,650 --> 00:51:17,960 Sharon, please... 1120 00:51:17,994 --> 00:51:19,882 Will you shut up before you make an even bigger sap of yourself! 1121 00:51:19,915 --> 00:51:21,158 Go home! 1122 00:51:21,194 --> 00:51:23,616 All right. OK. 1123 00:51:23,659 --> 00:51:26,758 It'll be our secret, Sharon. 1124 00:51:26,794 --> 00:51:29,959 I'll always remember you, Sharon! 1125 00:51:29,995 --> 00:51:33,225 You met this young fella, you... you "clicked"... 1126 00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:35,562 and you went to a hotel room... 1127 00:51:35,595 --> 00:51:38,083 and you're telling me you can't remember his name? 1128 00:51:38,124 --> 00:51:39,368 I was drunk, I said. 1129 00:51:39,406 --> 00:51:40,517 I was drunk when I met your mother! 1130 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:41,964 I still remember her name! It's Kay! 1131 00:51:41,997 --> 00:51:43,109 Don't shout. 1132 00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,840 Look, I was really drunk. Pissed! 1133 00:51:44,878 --> 00:51:46,251 Sorry, Mummy. 1134 00:51:46,286 --> 00:51:48,653 How do you know he was Spanish then? 1135 00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:50,759 Or a sailor? 1136 00:51:50,798 --> 00:51:53,001 He could have been a Pakistani postman... 1137 00:51:53,037 --> 00:51:54,500 if you were that drunk! 1138 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:55,654 Well?! 1139 00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:58,182 You needn't believe me if you don't want to! 1140 00:51:58,223 --> 00:52:00,132 Oh, thanks very much! 1141 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,797 Will we get out? 1142 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,110 No. 1143 00:52:19,025 --> 00:52:21,033 What do you think? Do you believe her? 1144 00:52:21,073 --> 00:52:23,975 I think I'll be delighted if the father... 1145 00:52:24,018 --> 00:52:26,507 was a Spanish sailor and not Georgie Burgess. 1146 00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:27,789 God, yeah. 1147 00:52:27,827 --> 00:52:29,965 Why don't you leave her alone? 1148 00:52:30,003 --> 00:52:31,791 What do you mean? 1149 00:52:31,828 --> 00:52:34,031 If she says he's a Spanish sailor... 1150 00:52:34,066 --> 00:52:35,496 why not let her say it? 1151 00:52:35,539 --> 00:52:36,913 What, believe her? 1152 00:52:36,947 --> 00:52:38,191 Yeah. 1153 00:52:38,228 --> 00:52:40,977 I don't know. 1154 00:52:41,012 --> 00:52:43,729 If she'd just give us a name or something. 1155 00:52:43,764 --> 00:52:44,973 What does it matter? 1156 00:52:45,013 --> 00:52:46,922 What? 1157 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,719 Do they believe me? 1158 00:52:48,756 --> 00:52:50,796 They do, yeah. I think they do. 1159 00:52:50,836 --> 00:52:53,258 But it's a better gas... 1160 00:52:53,301 --> 00:52:55,341 thinkin' of Mr. Burgess doin' it with you... 1161 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:57,290 instead of the other fella. 1162 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,224 That's what you're fighting against, Sharon. 1163 00:53:06,261 --> 00:53:08,433 Barrytown's sense of humor. 1164 00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:12,847 Terrible smell in here, isn't there, Mary? 1165 00:53:12,887 --> 00:53:15,374 They shouldn't let prostitutes in here. 1166 00:53:15,415 --> 00:53:16,659 I'll kill you! 1167 00:53:16,696 --> 00:53:18,671 - Don't bother! Come on! - Hey, Yvonne... 1168 00:53:18,712 --> 00:53:19,824 Don't bother. Just come, please. 1169 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:20,975 Bitch. 1170 00:53:21,015 --> 00:53:23,732 I don't think they do believe me. 1171 00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:24,880 It's him. 1172 00:53:24,919 --> 00:53:26,445 No, it's not. 1173 00:53:33,112 --> 00:53:37,390 What do you think about it, compadre mio? 1174 00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:41,297 Sorry, Bertie. I... I wasn't listening. 1175 00:53:43,544 --> 00:53:47,058 I was lookin' at that soccer shower over there. 1176 00:53:47,096 --> 00:53:49,138 They're laughing at me. 1177 00:53:49,177 --> 00:53:50,804 Ah, cop on to yourself, will ya? 1178 00:53:50,842 --> 00:53:52,249 I'm telling you. 1179 00:53:52,281 --> 00:53:55,064 They're looking over here and laughing. 1180 00:53:55,098 --> 00:53:56,855 There's no one laughing at you. 1181 00:53:56,890 --> 00:53:58,897 If they want, they can bleedin' try. 1182 00:53:58,938 --> 00:54:02,071 Anyway, it wasn't Burgess at all. 1183 00:54:03,514 --> 00:54:06,744 It was a Spanish sailor now, she says. 1184 00:54:06,779 --> 00:54:08,503 Sharon. 1185 00:54:08,539 --> 00:54:09,882 So you said. 1186 00:54:09,915 --> 00:54:12,337 Why did Burgess do a legger, then? 1187 00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:15,315 S , seor. 1188 00:54:15,356 --> 00:54:17,560 Sharon's a lovely-looking young 'un. 1189 00:54:17,596 --> 00:54:19,832 She'll have lads queuing up for her. 1190 00:54:19,868 --> 00:54:22,935 Burgess'd never get near her. 1191 00:54:22,973 --> 00:54:25,143 I'd say it was a Spanish sailor, all right. 1192 00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:27,570 Yes, hombre. He speaks the truth. 1193 00:54:27,613 --> 00:54:30,034 Oh. 1194 00:54:30,077 --> 00:54:32,314 Good-lookin' lad, you know. 1195 00:54:32,349 --> 00:54:34,324 Different as well, like. 1196 00:54:34,364 --> 00:54:37,115 Dark and tall. 1197 00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,037 - Exotic. - Exactly. 1198 00:54:40,415 --> 00:54:43,165 And a hefty langer on him, huh? 1199 00:54:45,695 --> 00:54:49,077 Christopher Columbus. 1200 00:54:54,335 --> 00:54:56,474 Janey, he moved! 1201 00:54:56,512 --> 00:54:58,901 - Of course he did. - Give us a go. 1202 00:55:01,633 --> 00:55:03,388 He kicked, yeah. 1203 00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:08,959 Here as well. 1204 00:55:08,992 --> 00:55:10,106 How could he? 1205 00:55:10,145 --> 00:55:13,277 He has two legs, Lisa. Take it easy. 1206 00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:16,514 Shh. 1207 00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:17,822 Shite. 1208 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:27,042 I tell you, but I gave as good as I got. 1209 00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:30,268 They were laughing at me, I'm telling ya! 1210 00:55:30,308 --> 00:55:32,411 Will you calm down? 1211 00:55:32,451 --> 00:55:34,786 Let me go! I'll bust 'em! 1212 00:55:42,628 --> 00:55:44,931 Aren't you great? 1213 00:55:44,963 --> 00:55:46,873 I'm not going up there anymore. 1214 00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,665 I... I don't care! 1215 00:55:49,701 --> 00:55:53,345 I can't enjoy me pint under them conditions. 1216 00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:55,268 Georgie Burgess! 1217 00:55:55,301 --> 00:55:57,090 Oh, shut up. I'm sick of it. 1218 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,499 Here, Sharon. 1219 00:55:58,533 --> 00:55:59,962 Your da's after been defending your honor. 1220 00:56:00,006 --> 00:56:02,241 - Isn't he great? - What happened to you? 1221 00:56:02,277 --> 00:56:04,220 Nothing, Sharon. Nothing. 1222 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,401 Don't mind your mother. She's been at the sherry again. 1223 00:56:06,437 --> 00:56:07,550 Were you in a fight? 1224 00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:09,020 No, not really. 1225 00:56:09,062 --> 00:56:10,916 What happened? Yeah? 1226 00:56:10,949 --> 00:56:12,990 Well... 1227 00:56:13,031 --> 00:56:14,558 they were saying things. 1228 00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:19,039 I won't let anyone... anyone... jeer Sharon. 1229 00:56:19,079 --> 00:56:20,421 I don't care who they are. 1230 00:56:20,455 --> 00:56:22,178 You're a bleedin' eejit. Why didn't you ignore them? 1231 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:24,387 'Cause I'm not like that! 1232 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,365 You're my daughter, Sharon! 1233 00:56:26,407 --> 00:56:29,889 And, feck it all, you're my daughter... 1234 00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:31,784 and as long as you live in this house... 1235 00:56:31,817 --> 00:56:33,920 I won't let bollixes say things about you! 1236 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:35,871 - Maybe I should leave then. - No, Sharon, no. 1237 00:56:35,913 --> 00:56:37,090 Maybe I will if you're going to keep... 1238 00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,307 getting into fights all the time! 1239 00:56:38,345 --> 00:56:41,411 I won't, Sharon. Honest! It was just the once! 1240 00:56:41,450 --> 00:56:45,029 I... I won't listen to them anymore. 1241 00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:48,132 Only a shower of shites! 1242 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:51,432 Well... look, I know you mean well. 1243 00:56:51,467 --> 00:56:52,579 I know, Sharon. 1244 00:56:52,619 --> 00:56:54,026 But I can fight me own fights on me own! 1245 00:56:54,059 --> 00:56:55,434 No better girl. 1246 00:56:55,468 --> 00:56:57,572 Anyway, they've nothing to jeer me about. 1247 00:56:57,612 --> 00:57:00,132 You're right, Sharon! Of course! 1248 00:57:04,173 --> 00:57:05,765 - It's a terrible shock. - What? 1249 00:57:05,805 --> 00:57:07,235 Being married for twenty-five years... 1250 00:57:07,277 --> 00:57:09,578 and suddenly discovering your husband's a prick. 1251 00:57:09,613 --> 00:57:11,270 What?! 1252 00:57:15,406 --> 00:57:16,868 You'd be a long time waiting... 1253 00:57:16,910 --> 00:57:20,139 before you'd get a bit of gratitude in this house! 1254 00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:21,450 Huh. Ohh! 1255 00:58:10,514 --> 00:58:11,626 No! 1256 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,488 She's havin' the baby! 1257 00:58:14,803 --> 00:58:15,915 I'm not. 1258 00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:17,482 Look, keep back, you. Give her space. 1259 00:58:17,523 --> 00:58:19,049 I have to go to the toilet! 1260 00:58:19,090 --> 00:58:21,033 Is that all? Jesus! 1261 00:58:28,148 --> 00:58:30,003 The kettle's boiled in here. 1262 00:58:51,446 --> 00:58:52,691 You're not goin'out like that. 1263 00:58:52,727 --> 00:58:54,134 Oh, Da, please! 1264 00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:57,744 You're not goin'out dressed like that! 1265 00:58:57,783 --> 00:58:59,190 You can forget about it. 1266 00:58:59,223 --> 00:59:00,564 What's wrong with it? 1267 00:59:00,599 --> 00:59:02,509 Every bowsie in Barrytown will be sniff in' after ya. 1268 00:59:02,552 --> 00:59:03,663 That's what's wrong with it. 1269 00:59:03,702 --> 00:59:04,815 Stop that, Dessie. 1270 00:59:04,856 --> 00:59:07,060 That the two groups are closely related. 1271 00:59:07,096 --> 00:59:08,754 Well, we already have one... 1272 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,135 One what? 1273 00:59:10,168 --> 00:59:13,234 Go upstairs, put a proper skirt on... 1274 00:59:13,273 --> 00:59:14,516 and then you can go out. 1275 00:59:14,553 --> 00:59:16,015 Go on, love. 1276 00:59:16,057 --> 00:59:18,260 Yous haven't a clue. 1277 00:59:18,297 --> 00:59:19,923 It's got a segmented body... 1278 00:59:22,010 --> 00:59:25,009 - Hey, where you goin'? - To Jackie's! 1279 00:59:27,419 --> 00:59:29,654 ...a fist with a hook on it. 1280 00:59:29,690 --> 00:59:33,006 That is a sign that this is a fully mature... 1281 00:59:33,050 --> 00:59:36,116 What? What?! 1282 00:59:36,153 --> 00:59:38,543 Ah, go on. Go on and play with your pals. 1283 00:59:38,586 --> 00:59:41,270 I can't go to the pub. 1284 00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:42,649 You're dead right. 1285 00:59:42,684 --> 00:59:44,243 I wouldn't take that from my da. 1286 00:59:44,282 --> 00:59:45,397 Is that all right then? 1287 00:59:45,436 --> 00:59:47,803 Yeah, it is, and come here. 1288 00:59:47,836 --> 00:59:50,007 If nothing happens, and he's still actin' the prick... 1289 00:59:50,043 --> 00:59:52,148 we go ahead and do it. OK? 1290 00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:53,333 Are you serious? 1291 00:59:53,373 --> 00:59:54,966 Yeah. Why not? 1292 00:59:55,003 --> 00:59:56,947 Anything to get away from these bleedin' things. 1293 00:59:56,989 --> 00:59:58,811 They freak me out, they do. 1294 00:59:58,844 --> 01:00:01,528 I can never stay in here on me own. 1295 01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:04,599 All these little cement men starin' at me. 1296 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:06,902 There, Sharon. 1297 01:00:06,942 --> 01:00:09,308 Mr. Burgess, what? 1298 01:00:24,414 --> 01:00:29,051 I'm amazed I let it slip away 1299 01:00:29,088 --> 01:00:32,732 I, I am crazed 1300 01:00:32,768 --> 01:00:34,523 It's runnin'through my... 1301 01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:35,932 Hi. 1302 01:00:37,151 --> 01:00:39,257 Pain that runs... 1303 01:00:39,296 --> 01:00:41,565 - I said, "Hi, Daddy." - I heard you. 1304 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,856 Has to fall 1305 01:00:45,887 --> 01:00:47,710 You're in me way. Lookit. 1306 01:00:50,432 --> 01:00:52,539 I was watchin' that! 1307 01:00:58,370 --> 01:01:00,224 Why won't you talk to me anymore? 1308 01:01:00,259 --> 01:01:01,469 I do talk to ya. 1309 01:01:01,506 --> 01:01:03,394 - You don't. - Yes, I do. 1310 01:01:03,425 --> 01:01:04,953 I said hello to you yesterday. 1311 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,848 Not properly. 1312 01:01:06,883 --> 01:01:09,752 I'll tell you the last time you talked to me properly. 1313 01:01:09,794 --> 01:01:13,112 The night before you were hit in the nose. 1314 01:01:13,156 --> 01:01:15,360 Why are you treating me like shite, Daddy? 1315 01:01:15,396 --> 01:01:16,771 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1316 01:01:16,804 --> 01:01:18,527 You do know. 1317 01:01:18,564 --> 01:01:20,420 Will I tell ya? 1318 01:01:20,452 --> 01:01:21,730 'Cause I've shamed the family. 1319 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,837 - No! - Don't bother denying it. 1320 01:01:23,876 --> 01:01:25,437 It's true. 1321 01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:27,551 I've been stupid and selfish. 1322 01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:28,964 I should've known. 1323 01:01:30,502 --> 01:01:32,224 And I know you still think that Mr. Burgess is... 1324 01:01:32,263 --> 01:01:35,132 I don't think Mr. Burgess is anything. 1325 01:01:35,174 --> 01:01:38,142 You do. Even though you hide it well. 1326 01:01:39,623 --> 01:01:43,779 Sorry, Daddy. You were great. 1327 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,742 So, I think it'd be best if I leave, for everyone. 1328 01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:50,980 You can get back to normal. 1329 01:01:51,016 --> 01:01:52,609 - Leave? - Yeah. 1330 01:01:52,648 --> 01:01:54,787 Me and Jackie are goin' to get a flat. 1331 01:01:54,824 --> 01:01:56,646 You're not goin'. 1332 01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,129 I am. I want to. 1333 01:02:00,169 --> 01:02:01,511 It's for the best. 1334 01:02:03,849 --> 01:02:05,342 Night, night. 1335 01:02:05,384 --> 01:02:07,272 Ah, Sharon, no. 1336 01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:14,793 She won't go. 1337 01:02:14,826 --> 01:02:16,964 I'll talk to her in the mornin'. 1338 01:02:19,243 --> 01:02:20,869 You were great, Da. 1339 01:02:22,699 --> 01:02:24,967 She apologized. 1340 01:02:28,074 --> 01:02:30,147 Pub. 1341 01:02:30,187 --> 01:02:32,904 What's hard and hairy on the outside? 1342 01:02:39,308 --> 01:02:40,420 It's wet... 1343 01:02:43,339 --> 01:02:44,747 And soft on the inside. 1344 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:46,689 Ha ha ha! 1345 01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:48,522 Jesus. 1346 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:50,945 It begins with a "C." 1347 01:02:50,988 --> 01:02:53,445 It ends with a "T." 1348 01:02:53,485 --> 01:02:55,045 And it has a "U" and an "N" in it. 1349 01:02:58,670 --> 01:03:00,295 A cu-cu-cu-coconut. 1350 01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:01,447 Ha! 1351 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:05,064 A coconut! 1352 01:03:05,103 --> 01:03:07,274 But, Sharon, you can't go. I won't let you. 1353 01:03:07,311 --> 01:03:08,424 Try bleedin' stoppin' me. 1354 01:03:08,462 --> 01:03:09,739 Now, there's no need for that. 1355 01:03:09,774 --> 01:03:12,263 We want you to stay here with us... 1356 01:03:12,303 --> 01:03:15,238 a- and have it... the... the baby... with us. 1357 01:03:15,279 --> 01:03:16,391 - Don't we, Kay? - Yeah. 1358 01:03:16,432 --> 01:03:17,544 - I'm goin'. - When? 1359 01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:18,761 - After dinner. - Today? 1360 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:19,912 Yeah. 1361 01:03:19,951 --> 01:03:21,063 Oh, for Christ's sake, Sharon. 1362 01:03:22,479 --> 01:03:25,349 God. Oh. 1363 01:03:25,392 --> 01:03:28,240 I hope you enjoyed gettin' yourself into that state. 1364 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,386 Did you? 1365 01:03:29,425 --> 01:03:30,985 It's for the best. I'm goin'. 1366 01:03:31,025 --> 01:03:34,374 Huh? Look, this is your home. 1367 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:38,029 You should stay. Stay with your family. 1368 01:03:39,634 --> 01:03:42,000 Maybe now. But look it. 1369 01:03:42,033 --> 01:03:43,528 It's gonna keep reminding you of Mr. Burgess. 1370 01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:44,846 Oh, no. 1371 01:03:44,882 --> 01:03:46,670 No, it will. Even though it wasn't him. 1372 01:03:46,707 --> 01:03:49,292 I'll go upstairs and pack. 1373 01:03:49,331 --> 01:03:52,626 What? Oh. 1374 01:04:09,365 --> 01:04:12,115 She's not goin', Kay. 1375 01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:14,670 She's not! 1376 01:04:14,710 --> 01:04:16,597 And you, gobshite! 1377 01:04:16,629 --> 01:04:18,572 You wash them dishes when you're finished! 1378 01:04:20,533 --> 01:04:22,988 Now get off him, will ya? 1379 01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:39,859 - You on your own? - Yep. 1380 01:04:39,894 --> 01:04:41,007 Where's the girls? 1381 01:04:41,047 --> 01:04:43,186 I don't know. Out. 1382 01:04:43,222 --> 01:04:44,717 Fair play to them. 1383 01:04:46,199 --> 01:04:48,206 - Don't go, Sharon. - I have to. 1384 01:04:48,247 --> 01:04:49,906 You don't have to. 1385 01:04:56,536 --> 01:04:59,319 Sorry. Cryin'. 1386 01:04:59,352 --> 01:05:01,524 I don't know what to say. 1387 01:05:01,561 --> 01:05:04,595 Sorry, Sharon. 1388 01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:06,542 I haven't cried since I was a kid. 1389 01:05:06,584 --> 01:05:08,014 You cried during the World Cup. 1390 01:05:08,057 --> 01:05:10,644 Sober, Sharon, sober. 1391 01:05:10,681 --> 01:05:13,617 Drunk doesn't count. 1392 01:05:13,657 --> 01:05:15,796 We all do stupid things when we're drunk, don't we? 1393 01:05:15,834 --> 01:05:17,111 I know. 1394 01:05:17,146 --> 01:05:21,402 Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 1395 01:05:21,434 --> 01:05:22,678 I know, Da. 1396 01:05:22,715 --> 01:05:26,196 I'm sorry. Anyway, look. 1397 01:05:26,234 --> 01:05:28,537 I've been a right bollix... 1398 01:05:28,571 --> 01:05:31,637 'cause I was feelin' hard done by. 1399 01:05:31,676 --> 01:05:35,189 It's my fault. Please don't go, Sharon. 1400 01:05:35,228 --> 01:05:36,439 I'll only keep remindin' you of... 1401 01:05:36,477 --> 01:05:38,745 Look, I'm sorry to interrupt you. 1402 01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:41,268 This is really hard for me to say. 1403 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,976 I wanted you to feel bad... 1404 01:05:46,014 --> 01:05:48,119 'cause I was feelin' sorry for meself. 1405 01:05:48,159 --> 01:05:49,946 I can't look at you when I'm sayin' this. 1406 01:05:55,423 --> 01:05:57,562 Please, don't go, Sharon. 1407 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,120 We need you here. 1408 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,127 The girls! 1409 01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,982 What about the baby? 1410 01:06:20,129 --> 01:06:22,715 I feel like a bleedin' eejit. 1411 01:06:24,865 --> 01:06:27,135 I love you, Sharon. 1412 01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:30,039 And the baby, well, it'll be yours... 1413 01:06:30,082 --> 01:06:33,378 so I'll love it the same. 1414 01:06:33,411 --> 01:06:35,615 What if it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1415 01:06:35,651 --> 01:06:37,889 I don't care what it looks like. 1416 01:06:37,924 --> 01:06:39,168 I couldn't give a shite. 1417 01:06:39,203 --> 01:06:40,512 That's easy to say now. 1418 01:06:40,547 --> 01:06:42,075 I'm not just saying that, Sharon. 1419 01:06:42,116 --> 01:06:44,026 I swear I'm not. 1420 01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:47,810 If it looked like Burgess's arse, I'd still love it. 1421 01:06:49,188 --> 01:06:51,677 On the Bible. 1422 01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:56,027 What if it's a girl and it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1423 01:06:57,252 --> 01:06:58,943 Oh, feck it. 1424 01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:02,145 Then we'll have to smother it and leave it on his step, what? 1425 01:07:02,181 --> 01:07:03,326 Daddy. 1426 01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:05,274 I'm only messin'. 1427 01:07:05,316 --> 01:07:06,691 She'll be lovely. 1428 01:07:06,725 --> 01:07:09,092 She better be. 1429 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,100 We're a good-lookin' family. 1430 01:07:17,030 --> 01:07:21,220 Anyway, it won't look like Burgess... 1431 01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:23,491 'cause he isn't the da, right? 1432 01:07:23,526 --> 01:07:24,671 Yeah. 1433 01:07:28,519 --> 01:07:29,795 Unless your Spanish sailor... 1434 01:07:29,831 --> 01:07:31,424 looks a bit like him. Does he? 1435 01:07:32,711 --> 01:07:34,719 Just a little bit. 1436 01:07:36,903 --> 01:07:38,726 Oh, well. 1437 01:07:40,073 --> 01:07:43,368 Because I love you 1438 01:07:43,401 --> 01:07:47,013 In my own peculiar way 1439 01:07:47,049 --> 01:07:48,260 Once more. 1440 01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:52,040 Because I love you 1441 01:07:52,074 --> 01:07:55,783 In my own peculiar way 1442 01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:57,344 Here, look, get yourselves some 7-Ups... 1443 01:07:57,386 --> 01:07:58,815 and some of that stuff that Tina Turner drinks. 1444 01:07:58,858 --> 01:07:59,971 - What is it? - Pepsi. 1445 01:08:00,010 --> 01:08:01,766 - Go on. - What about me? 1446 01:08:01,802 --> 01:08:03,429 A Toblerone? A Toblerone for your mommy. 1447 01:08:03,467 --> 01:08:05,354 - Take that. Go on. - Can I have a flake? 1448 01:08:05,386 --> 01:08:06,499 Yeah, go on. 1449 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,716 Hang on! Get me something with marshmallows in it! 1450 01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:09,861 Feck ya! 1451 01:08:09,898 --> 01:08:11,142 Are you well, Kay? 1452 01:08:11,179 --> 01:08:15,042 - I'm all right. - Huh? Ha ha ha. 1453 01:08:15,084 --> 01:08:16,197 Ma? 1454 01:08:16,236 --> 01:08:17,927 - What? - What do you think of Sebastian? 1455 01:08:17,964 --> 01:08:19,426 Lovely. 1456 01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:21,323 River. Call him River, Sharon. 1457 01:08:21,357 --> 01:08:23,266 What about... Ma? 1458 01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:24,421 What? 1459 01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:25,835 - What about Marcus? - Lovely. 1460 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:27,210 Great help you are. 1461 01:08:27,244 --> 01:08:29,318 I think it should be Desmond. 1462 01:08:29,357 --> 01:08:30,763 Come on. I'll give you a lift, love. 1463 01:08:30,798 --> 01:08:31,909 Keanu. 1464 01:08:31,949 --> 01:08:33,062 No way. 1465 01:08:33,101 --> 01:08:34,214 River, then. 1466 01:08:34,253 --> 01:08:36,457 River Curley? Get lost, Lisa. 1467 01:08:54,671 --> 01:08:56,395 Ah, it's for the wife. 1468 01:09:10,064 --> 01:09:12,432 Stick that in. In the socket there. 1469 01:09:12,463 --> 01:09:14,603 - Which one? - The bottom one. 1470 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,910 - There? - Yeah, go on. 1471 01:09:16,945 --> 01:09:18,058 - Aah! - Jeez! 1472 01:09:19,249 --> 01:09:21,638 What in the name of Jesus was that? 1473 01:09:21,682 --> 01:09:22,892 What happened? 1474 01:09:22,929 --> 01:09:24,490 She stuck the nail in the socket. 1475 01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:26,385 Again? What'd you do that for? 1476 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:27,562 'Cause it fit. 1477 01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:28,748 We'll have to have her looked at. 1478 01:09:28,785 --> 01:09:30,214 I'll get me jacket. 1479 01:09:30,257 --> 01:09:32,363 I can't wait to see the shaggin'electric bill. 1480 01:09:32,403 --> 01:09:33,515 Are you readin' this? 1481 01:09:33,554 --> 01:09:34,897 What? 1482 01:09:35,891 --> 01:09:37,004 Uh, yeah. 1483 01:09:37,043 --> 01:09:38,155 What are you readin' it for? 1484 01:09:38,195 --> 01:09:40,105 Ha. Curiosity, you know? 1485 01:09:40,147 --> 01:09:43,496 Kimberley's after electrocutin' herself again. 1486 01:09:45,524 --> 01:09:48,141 Do you get cramps, Sharon? 1487 01:09:49,492 --> 01:09:50,538 No. 1488 01:09:50,579 --> 01:09:54,411 No? Good. I'd say they'd be a killer, what? 1489 01:09:54,453 --> 01:09:55,859 We'll have to keep our fingers crossed. 1490 01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:57,203 Nothin'else? 1491 01:09:57,237 --> 01:09:58,698 - Wrong? - Yeah. 1492 01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:00,235 - No. - Good. 1493 01:10:00,277 --> 01:10:01,870 I'll see you. All right? 1494 01:10:01,909 --> 01:10:03,022 Where are yous? 1495 01:10:03,062 --> 01:10:04,174 Here! 1496 01:10:04,213 --> 01:10:05,326 Is it safe to touch her? 1497 01:10:05,365 --> 01:10:06,794 Come on. Get out. 1498 01:10:13,046 --> 01:10:15,437 I was lookin' at another chapter there... 1499 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,000 about, you know, doin' the business. 1500 01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,284 Sex? 1501 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,865 Yeah. Jesus. 1502 01:10:22,903 --> 01:10:25,555 I don't know. Ha. 1503 01:10:25,592 --> 01:10:27,480 It's very complicated, isn't it? 1504 01:10:27,512 --> 01:10:29,170 I can't say I don't know. 1505 01:10:29,209 --> 01:10:32,919 What? Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha. 1506 01:10:32,953 --> 01:10:35,343 I'd say Georgie Burgess... 1507 01:10:35,386 --> 01:10:37,173 was a dab hand at the old foreplay, what? 1508 01:10:37,209 --> 01:10:38,803 Aw, Daddy. 1509 01:10:38,842 --> 01:10:40,598 Only messin'. 1510 01:10:40,633 --> 01:10:43,535 But you know... 1511 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:47,124 this business, you know... ridin' and that, you know. 1512 01:10:47,163 --> 01:10:49,814 Jesus, I don't know, Sharon. 1513 01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:51,127 I'd better warn Mummy. 1514 01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:53,204 What? 1515 01:10:53,244 --> 01:10:56,822 Oh, very good. Very good, yeah. 1516 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,845 Oh, come on! 1517 01:11:09,884 --> 01:11:12,919 I don't want to miss the "Antiques Roadshow." 1518 01:11:12,956 --> 01:11:15,543 Your fingernail! Dessie! 1519 01:11:15,581 --> 01:11:17,404 Sorry. 1520 01:11:19,614 --> 01:11:21,140 How was that? 1521 01:11:26,622 --> 01:11:28,629 I love you, Kay. 1522 01:11:28,670 --> 01:11:32,467 Jesus! Get out and brush your teeth. 1523 01:11:32,511 --> 01:11:35,860 No. Hang on. Do that again. 1524 01:11:35,903 --> 01:11:39,067 What? That? 1525 01:11:40,255 --> 01:11:41,847 Yeah. 1526 01:11:48,257 --> 01:11:50,590 There? 1527 01:11:50,623 --> 01:11:53,046 Do you like that, Kay? 1528 01:11:53,088 --> 01:11:55,456 It's all right. 1529 01:11:59,072 --> 01:12:00,633 Where did you learn to do that? 1530 01:12:00,673 --> 01:12:01,883 - Let go! - Where? 1531 01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:04,955 Let... in a book! Will you let go? 1532 01:12:30,435 --> 01:12:33,916 I will always remember you, Sharon. 1533 01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:42,018 Jesus! 1534 01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:44,355 What's wrong? Is it comin'? 1535 01:12:44,389 --> 01:12:46,527 No. No, I'm sorry. 1536 01:12:46,564 --> 01:12:49,599 I just fell asleep without knowin'. Sorry. 1537 01:12:49,636 --> 01:12:51,099 It's all right. 1538 01:12:51,143 --> 01:12:54,011 You can't be too careful about these things. 1539 01:12:54,054 --> 01:12:56,258 Oh, we wouldn't want you burstin' your waters... 1540 01:12:56,295 --> 01:12:57,407 all over our furniture. 1541 01:12:57,447 --> 01:12:58,876 Sure we wouldn't, Dessie dear. 1542 01:12:58,919 --> 01:13:00,828 They are new covers. 1543 01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:03,521 Sorry, Sharon. 1544 01:13:04,743 --> 01:13:08,126 That's a terrible thing for Kay to say. Terrible! 1545 01:13:08,169 --> 01:13:09,727 Ah, stop it. She was only jokin'. 1546 01:13:09,767 --> 01:13:11,458 Ah, there's jokin' and jokin'... 1547 01:13:11,496 --> 01:13:15,292 but that's the dirtiest, foulest thing to... 1548 01:13:15,336 --> 01:13:17,246 Daddy! 1549 01:13:20,201 --> 01:13:22,503 There seems to be only one person in this house... 1550 01:13:22,537 --> 01:13:24,478 takin' this thing seriously, and that's me. 1551 01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:26,976 Excuse me. I'm the one that's pregnant. 1552 01:13:27,018 --> 01:13:29,222 You're gettin' snotty now because of your hormones. 1553 01:13:29,257 --> 01:13:30,370 I'll talk to you later. 1554 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:31,686 There's nothin' wrong with my hormones. 1555 01:13:31,723 --> 01:13:33,097 I didn't say there was anything wrong with 'em. 1556 01:13:33,130 --> 01:13:35,400 There's nothin' wrong with 'em as such. 1557 01:13:35,434 --> 01:13:37,441 "Wrong" is the wrong word. 1558 01:13:37,483 --> 01:13:40,646 Imbalance is the term I'd use. 1559 01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:43,431 The result is snottiness and depression. 1560 01:13:43,466 --> 01:13:45,670 Thank you, Professor Curley. 1561 01:13:49,260 --> 01:13:51,845 When your mummy was... 1562 01:13:51,884 --> 01:13:54,371 Times have changed. Do you know that? 1563 01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:58,754 When your mummy was havin' Craig, I was in work. 1564 01:13:58,795 --> 01:14:01,414 When she was havin' you, I was at me mother's. 1565 01:14:01,451 --> 01:14:04,615 When she had Sonny, I was in work as well. 1566 01:14:04,652 --> 01:14:08,361 Lisa... don't know where I was. 1567 01:14:08,396 --> 01:14:12,554 For Darren, I was in the pub with the lads. 1568 01:14:12,589 --> 01:14:14,247 You have a great memory. 1569 01:14:14,285 --> 01:14:18,922 Nowadays, the husbands are there with the wives, you know? 1570 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,446 I think that's much better. 1571 01:14:21,486 --> 01:14:24,301 You know, 'cause they're able to... 1572 01:14:24,334 --> 01:14:27,150 hold their hands and help them... 1573 01:14:27,182 --> 01:14:31,755 and encourage them and see their child being born. 1574 01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:36,068 Sharon, I'd... 1575 01:14:36,111 --> 01:14:40,267 Now, this is only if you want. 1576 01:14:40,303 --> 01:14:44,616 I wouldn't mind staying with ya when you're havin' him. 1577 01:14:44,657 --> 01:14:46,412 Ah, no. 1578 01:14:49,201 --> 01:14:50,478 OK. 1579 01:14:52,721 --> 01:14:54,990 You'll take it easy, Sharon, now won't you? 1580 01:14:55,026 --> 01:14:57,448 Yeah, Daddy. 1581 01:14:57,490 --> 01:14:58,767 Whoo! 1582 01:15:06,483 --> 01:15:07,596 I'm pissed. 1583 01:15:07,635 --> 01:15:08,945 So am I. 1584 01:15:08,979 --> 01:15:10,224 Oh, I shouldn't be doin' this. 1585 01:15:10,259 --> 01:15:13,108 - What? - Drinkin'! Ha ha ha! 1586 01:15:13,139 --> 01:15:14,253 Don't be thick, Sharon. 1587 01:15:14,293 --> 01:15:15,665 You need to get pissed now and again. 1588 01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:18,929 There's no harm in it. 1589 01:15:18,964 --> 01:15:21,135 I'm gonna be sick. 1590 01:15:21,173 --> 01:15:23,475 Oh, Jesus. Come on. 1591 01:15:24,436 --> 01:15:26,193 No, I won't make it! 1592 01:15:36,534 --> 01:15:37,964 It'll hold. 1593 01:15:38,005 --> 01:15:40,854 I'll bring it out in a minute and empty it. 1594 01:15:40,886 --> 01:15:44,203 Ha ha ha! 1595 01:15:44,247 --> 01:15:45,775 I'm goin' home. 1596 01:15:45,815 --> 01:15:47,790 Jesus. Is it startin'? 1597 01:15:47,832 --> 01:15:51,312 Yeah. No. I just think... 1598 01:15:51,351 --> 01:15:54,287 - I want to go home. - Come on. 1599 01:15:54,327 --> 01:15:56,498 Get out of me way, you dopey gee-bag. 1600 01:15:56,535 --> 01:15:58,510 Come on, Sharon. 1601 01:15:58,552 --> 01:16:00,494 Excuse me. 1602 01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:02,445 Stop forcing me 1603 01:16:02,487 --> 01:16:04,560 We're comin' through! 1604 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,607 It's my life 1605 01:16:08,696 --> 01:16:11,379 Jesus, sorry. It'll wash off! 1606 01:16:13,241 --> 01:16:16,470 Here! Come back here, you! 1607 01:16:16,506 --> 01:16:19,124 He saw me, the prick. The next one. 1608 01:16:19,161 --> 01:16:21,300 Yeah. 1609 01:16:22,266 --> 01:16:25,779 Here! Here! Look at... 1610 01:16:27,355 --> 01:16:29,328 I'm wringing, look it! 1611 01:16:36,156 --> 01:16:37,846 Get your own bleedin' taxi, you. 1612 01:16:37,882 --> 01:16:39,639 Is anything happening yet? 1613 01:16:39,675 --> 01:16:41,334 No. I'm sorry, Jackie. 1614 01:16:41,371 --> 01:16:43,095 Ah, feck off, will ya? 1615 01:16:44,956 --> 01:16:47,924 Hey! Taxi! 1616 01:16:47,965 --> 01:16:50,452 Oh, finally. 1617 01:16:52,061 --> 01:16:53,915 - Sorry. - Shut up. Hang on. 1618 01:16:53,950 --> 01:16:55,291 Have you the money to pay for this? 1619 01:16:57,693 --> 01:17:00,410 Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck. 1620 01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:10,291 Shite! 1621 01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:12,636 Come on, Darren! 1622 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:15,932 Stupid bleedin' thing. 1623 01:17:15,967 --> 01:17:18,389 Come on! Seven seconds down, lads! 1624 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:21,747 Seven seconds! Nine seconds down, lads. Come on! 1625 01:17:21,791 --> 01:17:24,094 Nine seconds! Come on, give it a push! 1626 01:17:24,127 --> 01:17:26,331 One last go! 1627 01:17:26,368 --> 01:17:27,774 Come on, come on, paddy last! 1628 01:17:27,807 --> 01:17:29,695 Give it a lash! 1629 01:17:29,727 --> 01:17:33,176 Poor little bastard. 1630 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,388 He'll saw the bollocks off himself. 1631 01:17:44,226 --> 01:17:46,909 Hey, Burgess! Burgess! 1632 01:17:48,546 --> 01:17:50,040 You know what I'd like to do with these... 1633 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,091 don't you, Burgess, heh? 1634 01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:53,756 Snip snip. 1635 01:17:59,299 --> 01:18:02,615 Da, Da! Sharon thinks she's havin' the baby. 1636 01:18:02,659 --> 01:18:04,034 She told me to tell you... 1637 01:18:04,068 --> 01:18:06,556 that her contraptions have started. 1638 01:18:06,596 --> 01:18:10,719 Oh, Jesus. Red alert! Red alert! 1639 01:18:15,812 --> 01:18:17,240 Come on, move it, will yous? 1640 01:18:17,283 --> 01:18:19,259 Get down the stairs, will ya? Let's make a bit of room! 1641 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:20,412 Lisa! 1642 01:18:24,868 --> 01:18:27,138 Is she gonna have a baby? 1643 01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:28,515 You get out of here, you gobshite. 1644 01:18:28,549 --> 01:18:29,726 Make room there! 1645 01:18:29,766 --> 01:18:31,172 Lisa, go up and get her bag for her, will ya? 1646 01:18:31,205 --> 01:18:32,798 Oh, and my toothbrush, Lisa. 1647 01:18:32,839 --> 01:18:34,562 Mind the step now, Sharon. There you go. 1648 01:18:34,597 --> 01:18:37,282 The old hedge did need a cuttin', didn't it? What? 1649 01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:40,253 Whoo-hoo. So far, so good, huh? 1650 01:18:40,294 --> 01:18:41,407 Da, can I come with yous? 1651 01:18:41,447 --> 01:18:42,559 No, you can't. 1652 01:18:42,598 --> 01:18:45,446 Just relax. You're in good hands, huh? 1653 01:18:45,478 --> 01:18:47,683 Ha ha ha! There you go now. 1654 01:18:47,719 --> 01:18:49,376 Get in there now. Mind your head. 1655 01:18:49,415 --> 01:18:51,040 Do you want to take a few sandwiches? 1656 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,469 Sandwiches? 1657 01:18:53,512 --> 01:18:55,780 It's a hospital we're goin' to, not the pine forest. 1658 01:18:55,817 --> 01:18:56,960 Give it to her over that side. 1659 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,145 Go on. Over there. 1660 01:19:01,673 --> 01:19:03,079 Does it really hurt you, Sharon? Does it? 1661 01:19:03,112 --> 01:19:05,698 - Go away, you! - You're dead. 1662 01:19:05,737 --> 01:19:06,882 Bye-bye, love. 1663 01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,637 Everything'll be all right. Wait and see. 1664 01:19:09,673 --> 01:19:11,528 Right. 1665 01:19:12,809 --> 01:19:14,273 Give us a ring as soon as you've any news, will ya? 1666 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:16,071 I'll think about it. 1667 01:19:30,316 --> 01:19:33,545 Rollin', rollin', rollin' 1668 01:19:33,579 --> 01:19:36,450 Keep them doggies rollin' 1669 01:19:36,493 --> 01:19:39,974 Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide 1670 01:19:40,013 --> 01:19:41,191 Dad. 1671 01:19:41,229 --> 01:19:43,651 - Yes, love? - Shut up. 1672 01:19:43,693 --> 01:19:45,154 OK. 1673 01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:50,348 Turn green, you bastards! 1674 01:19:50,383 --> 01:19:52,357 Can't expect them all to be green, I suppose, what? 1675 01:19:52,399 --> 01:19:54,919 Good girl. It's only the old cervix dilating. 1676 01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,813 It could happen to a bishop. 1677 01:19:56,847 --> 01:19:58,505 Here, look, Sharon. You take this. 1678 01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,135 You can time the contractions. 1679 01:20:00,174 --> 01:20:02,117 That way we'll be able to tell 'em when we get there. What? 1680 01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:03,948 They'll be impressed with that. Green! 1681 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,534 Oh, my God. Sit back. 1682 01:20:07,568 --> 01:20:09,030 Take deep breaths. Good girl. 1683 01:20:09,073 --> 01:20:10,447 Good deep breaths. That's what I always do. 1684 01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:11,854 What? Ha ha ha! 1685 01:20:15,441 --> 01:20:17,808 We're nearly there, nearly there. 1686 01:20:17,842 --> 01:20:21,998 Is this the way to Amarillo 1687 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:25,513 I've been weeping like a willow 1688 01:20:25,552 --> 01:20:26,665 Daddy. 1689 01:20:26,705 --> 01:20:28,363 Oh, sorry. 1690 01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:32,014 Get out of me way, you dozy bollix! 1691 01:20:32,048 --> 01:20:33,391 Look at the head on him, what? 1692 01:20:33,425 --> 01:20:35,051 Up for the day, I tell ya. 1693 01:20:35,088 --> 01:20:37,128 Here we are. We're there! 1694 01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:41,228 Jesus. 1695 01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,192 Come on, love. You'll be all right. 1696 01:20:45,234 --> 01:20:47,123 You all right? I've got it. 1697 01:20:47,154 --> 01:20:49,259 I have it, I have it. Go. 1698 01:21:09,014 --> 01:21:11,534 It's to speed up the dilation, that's all. 1699 01:21:11,573 --> 01:21:13,362 When you see a drip on the telly... 1700 01:21:13,396 --> 01:21:15,918 you know someone's in big trouble, but not here. 1701 01:21:18,518 --> 01:21:20,013 It'll make your fanny relax. 1702 01:21:20,054 --> 01:21:21,460 Ha ha ha! 1703 01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:43,314 Is this your first? 1704 01:21:43,352 --> 01:21:46,418 Yeah. Oh, no, no. 1705 01:21:46,457 --> 01:21:49,174 It's, uh, it's me first grandchild. 1706 01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:52,752 Is it your first? 1707 01:21:52,793 --> 01:21:54,484 No, me third. 1708 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,395 Have you read this? 1709 01:22:15,484 --> 01:22:16,759 How long more? 1710 01:22:16,795 --> 01:22:19,729 Not too long now, love. We're nearly there. 1711 01:22:19,772 --> 01:22:22,358 I can see the baby's head, Sharon. 1712 01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:24,022 Is it big? 1713 01:22:24,061 --> 01:22:25,719 Ha ha ha! 1714 01:22:25,756 --> 01:22:27,927 Don't push, love. It's too early. 1715 01:22:27,965 --> 01:22:30,550 Don't push. Breathe. 1716 01:22:36,126 --> 01:22:37,652 Can you feel that? 1717 01:22:37,694 --> 01:22:39,156 What? 1718 01:22:39,198 --> 01:22:40,855 Bingo. Hmm. 1719 01:22:40,893 --> 01:22:42,137 Thunderbirds are go. 1720 01:22:58,207 --> 01:22:59,580 You come out! 1721 01:22:59,615 --> 01:23:02,485 Good. 1722 01:23:03,742 --> 01:23:05,565 Right, Sharon, once more. 1723 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,088 Push! Push! 1724 01:23:08,128 --> 01:23:10,397 That's it! Good! Push. 1725 01:23:10,431 --> 01:23:13,628 You're doin'great. Push! 1726 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,503 What stopped beeping? 1727 01:23:20,545 --> 01:23:23,480 Get Dr. Cook. 1728 01:23:23,521 --> 01:23:25,114 I don't know, Kay. I don't know. 1729 01:23:25,153 --> 01:23:28,383 They won't tell me. The nurses. 1730 01:23:28,418 --> 01:23:30,785 Oh, Jesus, Kay. She went in there ages ago... 1731 01:23:30,817 --> 01:23:33,339 and some of the other ones that went in after her... 1732 01:23:34,402 --> 01:23:38,876 Huh? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. 1733 01:23:45,765 --> 01:23:47,520 What? All right. 1734 01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:51,037 I'll get back to you if I hear anything. See ya. 1735 01:23:51,076 --> 01:23:52,637 Oh. 1736 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,992 Boy or a girl, Sharon? 1737 01:23:57,029 --> 01:24:00,739 I don't care. Don't mind. Just safe. 1738 01:24:00,774 --> 01:24:02,367 Will there be marks on his head? 1739 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:04,293 Only for a few days. 1740 01:24:04,326 --> 01:24:06,016 Fiver says it's a girl. 1741 01:24:08,487 --> 01:24:10,690 Just one big push, Sharon. 1742 01:24:12,296 --> 01:24:14,018 Good girl. Push! 1743 01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:16,963 That's it. 1744 01:24:46,091 --> 01:24:48,130 Look, Sharon. 1745 01:25:11,339 --> 01:25:12,714 Ha ha ha! 1746 01:25:12,747 --> 01:25:14,374 Yahoo! 1747 01:25:17,677 --> 01:25:20,427 Ol 1748 01:25:21,612 --> 01:25:23,500 Ah, keep it for your wife, what? 1749 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:28,230 Whoa! 1750 01:25:28,269 --> 01:25:34,435 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. 1751 01:25:34,478 --> 01:25:35,939 Twelve! 1752 01:25:35,983 --> 01:25:38,731 Yeah. Two arms, two legs, and a head. Right. 1753 01:25:38,767 --> 01:25:41,767 Ha ha ha! I'm not being sarcastic, love. 1754 01:25:41,806 --> 01:25:43,334 No, I'm too bleedin' happy. 1755 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,901 All right. See you later. Bye. 1756 01:25:48,975 --> 01:25:51,342 Good man. 1757 01:25:58,608 --> 01:26:01,773 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. Huh? 1758 01:26:01,809 --> 01:26:04,973 Is that a turkey or a baby? 1759 01:26:05,009 --> 01:26:07,595 It's a baby. 1760 01:26:07,633 --> 01:26:09,902 That's a good-sized baby. 1761 01:26:09,939 --> 01:26:12,010 Yeah, it is good, isn't it, huh? 1762 01:26:12,049 --> 01:26:14,155 Small turkey, though. 1763 01:26:16,466 --> 01:26:20,238 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1764 01:26:20,274 --> 01:26:24,075 La la la la 1765 01:26:24,115 --> 01:26:28,048 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1766 01:26:28,084 --> 01:26:31,471 La la la la 1767 01:26:50,166 --> 01:26:53,101 She's a great little sucker, isn't she? 1768 01:26:58,230 --> 01:27:00,597 So just rub her gently on the back like that. 1769 01:27:00,630 --> 01:27:02,485 And give her the odd pat. 1770 01:27:02,519 --> 01:27:04,177 That should bring the wind... 1771 01:27:44,410 --> 01:27:45,554 Oh, God. 1772 01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:47,252 What's wrong with you, love? 1773 01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,969 Jesus, love, are you cryin'? 1774 01:27:54,011 --> 01:27:56,945 No. Laughin'. 1775 01:27:56,987 --> 01:27:59,442 I'm after namin' her Georgina. 1776 01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:01,426 Ha ha ha! 1777 01:28:07,772 --> 01:28:10,456 Hey! Slow down. You hear me? 1778 01:28:11,645 --> 01:28:13,106 Come on. 1779 01:28:13,148 --> 01:28:15,059 Which room? 1780 01:28:17,085 --> 01:28:18,678 Here. In there. This is it. 1781 01:28:18,718 --> 01:28:20,244 Here, on the left. Here. 1782 01:28:29,055 --> 01:28:31,544 Oh, Jesus. 1783 01:28:49,984 --> 01:28:52,984 Wise men say 1784 01:28:53,024 --> 01:28:56,538 Only fools rush in 1785 01:28:56,579 --> 01:28:59,328 But I can't help 1786 01:28:59,363 --> 01:29:04,251 Falling in love with you 1787 01:29:04,290 --> 01:29:06,812 Shall I stay 1788 01:29:06,851 --> 01:29:10,649 Would it be a sin 1789 01:29:10,691 --> 01:29:13,473 If I can't help 1790 01:29:13,508 --> 01:29:17,217 Falling in love with you 1791 01:29:18,468 --> 01:29:21,730 Like a river flows 1792 01:29:21,764 --> 01:29:25,442 Surely to the sea 1793 01:29:25,477 --> 01:29:28,825 Darling, so it goes 1794 01:29:28,869 --> 01:29:32,698 Some things were meant to be 1795 01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:35,195 Take my hand 1796 01:29:35,237 --> 01:29:39,011 Take my whole life, too 1797 01:29:39,045 --> 01:29:41,860 'Cause I can't help 1798 01:29:41,893 --> 01:29:45,788 Falling in love with you 1799 01:30:00,903 --> 01:30:03,292 Wise men say 1800 01:30:03,335 --> 01:30:07,329 Only fools rush in 1801 01:30:07,368 --> 01:30:09,921 But I can't help 1802 01:30:09,961 --> 01:30:13,606 Falling in love with you 1803 01:30:14,983 --> 01:30:17,831 Shall I stay 1804 01:30:17,864 --> 01:30:21,161 Would it be a sin 1805 01:30:21,193 --> 01:30:24,096 If I can't help 1806 01:30:24,138 --> 01:30:28,295 Falling in love with you 1807 01:30:28,330 --> 01:30:31,086 If I can't help 1808 01:30:31,187 --> 01:30:35,088 Falling in love with you 1809 01:30:35,852 --> 01:30:41,496 Craving big poker? 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