Original subtitles

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- It's A Wonderful Elf-Bot.

[indistinct chatter]

Gee, do you think we'll finish this holiday wreath in time

for the Christmas party later?

- We better.

Otherwise we won't have anything to give

Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf for a present.

- What are vous drawing, Animal?

- Animal draw Santa's elves.

They help Santa make Christmas presents.

- Hey, that reminds me of a funny joke.

What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Eh? Like alphabet. Wocka wocka.

[laughter]

- By Jove, Beaker. We've done it.

Everyone, come see what Beaker and I invented.

- Ooh! - I wonder what it is!

- Can't wait to see!

- Introducing our latest invention.

Behold, the Elf-bot.

Uh, Beaker, do the thing.

- [Mee mees "Deck the Hall"]

[lively fanfare]

- Cool. What it do?

- With the press of a button,

the Elf-bot makes Christmas gifts

just like one of Santa's real elves.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Simply place any old art supplies inside,

then ask Elf-bot for whatever present you'd like.

Three reindeer headbands, please.

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go.

[chickens squawk]

- Bunsen, your Elf-bot is incredible.

- Well, actually, it's your Elf-bot.

[sleigh bells jingling]

Beaker and I made it as a gift for all of you.

Merry Christmas.

all: Aw, thanks!

- Hey, I bet we could use the Elf-bot to make Mr. Statler

and Mr. Waldorf something way better than a paper wreath.

- Indeed.

Just so long as you don't run out

of art supplies, of course.

Without them, it won't work. Well, have fun.

Beaker and I need to put away our tools,

but we'll see you at the party.

- Oh boy, this is so exciting.

What kind of present should we make

for Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf first?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hang on just a pickled pepper-picking minute.

We gotta test this puppy out first.

By making a gift for me!

- Gee, we don't have that much time before the party.

Maybe we should--

- Get started making my gift right away?

I couldn't agree more.

Follow me, Elf-bot.

To the art supplies. Whoo-hoo!

[muttering indistinctly]

[lively festive music]

- So what are you gonna ask for, Gonzo?

- Only the greatest, most splendariffic gift of all time.

One Double Daring Blast-O Cannon, please!

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

- It worked!

That's a Double Daring Blast-O Cannon!

It can blast two people at once.

- Icicles!

Do ya think I could try it out with you, Gonzo?

- Be my Double Daring Blast-O guest.

Come on! - Yay!

- But there isn't much time before the party to make--

- Yay! - Whoo-hoo!

both: Ta-da!

- Wowee, wowee, wow, wow! - Yay!

- Welp, now that that's over, we can--

- Ooh. - Yay.

- Ooh, can I try? - Animal want gift.

- I know exactly what I want.

One Fancy Fashion Dollhouse, please.

- But what about Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf's gift?

- But Kermie, moi has always wanted

a Fancy Fashion Dollhouse.

It has closets full of fabulous outfits.

So vous can put on a fashion show any time you want.

[humming]

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

- Oh, it's beautiful! Let's go inside.

- But Piggy, what about-- - Let's go.

- Yeah, let's do this. - Ooh!

all: Wow.

- Ready for the fashion show, Piggy.

- Oh, Animal, your suit is perfect.

But it would be even more fabulous with some fancy shoes.

- Hmm.

Oh, Elf-bot.

[whispering indistinctly]

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

[upbeat music]

- Now Animal look fabulous!

Uh-oh.

Whoa! [grunts]

Animal okay.

- Well, I guess now that the fashion show's over,

we can use the Elf-bot to make Mr. Statler

and Mr. Waldorf their Christmas gift.

- I know just the thing. How about a nice holiday--

- Mega Robo Digging Dinosaur Toy?

You know, the ones with those giant, supercool digging claws

so they can dig really fast?

- Uh, Fozzie, I don't think Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf

want a Mega Robo Dino.

- Maybe not, but we do!

One for each of us.

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

[dramatic fanfare]

both: Whoa.

- Come on, let's play.

- Yeah. [laughing]

[suspenseful music]

Whee! [Fonzie laughing]

Whoa. - So cool.

Isn't this great, Space Sheriff Kermit?

- It sure is.

both: Yodelay-hee-roar!

- Help!

Some space bandits have stolen all my beautiful hats!

Without them, I won't be able to put on my fashion show!

- [cackles]

No one can stop the Double Daring Blast-O Bandits!

both: Yeehaw.

- This looks like a job for the Robo Dino Space Cowboys.

both: Dig, dinos, dig.

[dinosaurs roar]

[machinery whirring]

both: Yeehaw!

- Looks like we got away.

- No one will ever find us

or these fabulous hats ever again.

[machinery whirring]

both: Yodelay-hee-roar!

[both yelp]

- Ah, ah, ah, you surrounded.

- Foiled again.

And we would have gotten away with it, too,

if we only had some super bouncy shoes.

- Yeah, or a jumpy jet pack.

But where could a couple of bandits like us

get somethin' like that?

[both gasp]

both: Oh, Elf-bot!

- Two pairs of super bouncy shoes, please.

- And a jumpy jet pack.

- And moi would like more hats for my fashion show.

- And I want a cushion that makes a pbbt sound

when someone sits on it.

- And I want a new banjo.

- Animal want new toy too!

all: Please!

- Ho, ho, ho, and come on, let's go!

[jaunty music]

♪

- ♪ Just one more gift

both: ♪ Or maybe two

- ♪ Might as well see what more this robot can do ♪

all: ♪ With an Elf-bot here for Christmas ♪

♪ We'll have every single gift ♪

♪ Any one of us could wish for ♪

- Moon shoes!

- A hula hoop! - What else?

- ♪ A bubble banjo that can play itself ♪

all: ♪ With an elf-bot here for Christmas ♪

♪ We'll have every single gift we like ♪

- ♪ Just pour in a load of supplies ♪

♪ Sit back, enjoy this miracle of Christmas science ♪

Just one more gift!

- Two. - Three.

- Four. - Five.

- Oh what a glorious time to be alive!

all: ♪ With an elf-bot here for Christmas ♪

♪ We'll have every single Christmas gift ♪

♪ That's ever on our Christmas list, yes ♪

♪ Every single gift we like

♪ Like

♪ Cha, cha, cha!

[stomach rumbling]

- Oh 'scuse me.

I guess playing with all these great gifts

really works up an appetite.

- That's not why your tummy is rumbling, Fozzie.

It's almost snack time. Which means--

- It's time for our Christmas party.

And we still haven't made

Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf any gifts.

- Don't worry, we've got our good old Elf-bot here.

[electricity crackling]

[apprehensive music]

He'll whip up a quick present for 'em, no problemo.

Uh-oh. Big problemo. We're all outta art supplies.

all: Oh no!

- Well, maybe the robot could make

one more teensy, tiny present without them.

Oh, Elf-bot, do you think you could--

- Dat look like a no.

- We all got so caught up in getting gifts for ourselves

that we forgot about giving them to the people we love.

- And now we don't even have any art supplies left

to make them a paper wreath.

- Oh.

Well, even though I got a Fabulous Fancy Dollhouse,

I don't feel so fabulous now.

[somber music]

Here, Elf-bot.

If Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf

can't have a gift, I don't want one, either.

- You know what? Me neither.

- Me too. - Yeah.

- Animal bummed out.

- Hey, who's up for another

Double Daring Double Blast-O cannon stunt?

all: Gonzo.

- Okay, I'll give my Blast-O Cannon back too.

[grunting] Oh, boy. Heavy.

- Well, I guess we should head inside for the party.

Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf will be here soon.

- I bet they woulda liked that paper wreath.

I sure wish we still had those art supplies.

[sleigh bells jingling]

- What's that? - It's Elf-bot.

It's--it's moving.

[hopeful music]

♪

all: Huh? Wow!

- Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

all: Whoa.

- The Elf-bot must have turned our gifts

back into the art supplies we used to make them.

- If we hurry and work together,

maybe we can finish that paper wreath

for Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf after all.

[all cheering]

- We can do it!

[doorbell rings]

both: Do, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

- Yay, they're here.

all: Hi! - Welcome.

- Look what we made for you, Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf.

- For us? It's beautiful.

- You really made this yourselves?

- Well, Bunsen and Beaker's Elf-bot helped us a bit.

- Here, Elf-bot.

We made a Christmas wreath for you too.

- I think that means he likes it.

- But oh dear, you don't have any gifts from Elf-bot.

- Don't worry.

The Elf-bot gave us something just as good.

He reminded us that giving presents

feels just as good as getting them.

- Maybe even better.

It feels neat to do something nice for someone

and show them you care,

and that's what Christmas is all about.

all: Yeah.

- Aww, look at all you kids together.

- This would make a great Christmas picture.

Everyone say cheese.

- Hold on, Mr. Statler.

We have something even better to say.

[whispering indistinctly]

One, two, three.

all: Ho, ho, ho, and a-here you go!

[laughter]

- A Merry Litter Christmas.

[soft cheery music]

- Wow, these are as yum-tastic

as the Christmas cookies on planet Gonzo.

- That's quite the compliment.

And now that you're all finished,

we can start cleaning up.

all: Okay, Miss Nanny.

- You got it.

- Yay! - Whoo-hoo!

- He shoots, he scores.

[Camilla clucks]

- Wait a minute, Bunsen.

You can't throw your napkin just anywhere.

It's not okay to litter.

- Ooh, moi loves glitter.

- Not glitter, Piggy. Litter.

It means leaving your trash on the ground or in the water.

And it isn't very good for the planet.

It can even be bad for plants and animals.

[Camilla clucks] - Sorry, Miss Nanny.

I've never had much time to worry about trash.

Too busy making the future today and so forth.

[Camilla clucking]

- [chuckles] Thank you, Camilla.

And now I've got a surprise.

Ta-da.

I made this Christmas tree by re-using

all the popsicle sticks I saved from our snacks this summer.

all: Ooh! Wow!

- Now, you all have fun playing.

I've got more holiday treats to whip up.

- Speaking of holiday treats,

Beaker and I have something to show you in Muppet Labs.

[all chattering excitedly]

Behold our latest invention, the Christmas Milk-O-Matic.

all: Whoa!

- With the press of a button,

it makes candy cane-flavored milk.

Beaker, do the thing.

- Mee, mee!

[machinery whirring]

[electronic beeps and boops]

Mee!

all: Ooh.

- Ooh, let me try.

Yuck.

Hey, this doesn't taste like a candy cane.

What is it?

- Allow me.

I nose a thing or two about unusual flavors.

So fresh. So briny. So amazarrific.

This milk is clearly...

Shrimp-flavored!

all: Shrimp? - Mee, mee.

- Oh, fiddle faddle.

Our invention isn't working right.

And we were so excited

for you to enjoy our candy cane-flavored milk.

- Aw, that's okay, Bunsen.

Just come get us in the backyard

when you've fixed it.

- We certainly will.

Come along, Beaker, it's time for science.

- Mee, mee!

all: Bye!

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

- Blech!

- The milk still tastes like shrimp?

[sighs]

Well, just add it to the others.

- Mee, mee.

Mee!

Mee.

- Oh, we've made quite the mess, haven't we?

But not to worry, I'll get it cleaned up in a jiffy.

- Mee, mee!

Mee...

- Out of sight, out of mind.

[upbeat rock music]

- ♪ Let's have a very, very merry Muppet-- ♪

- That's not how the song goes, Piggy.

It's...

♪ Let's have a very, very--

- Huh?

[grunts]

[all grunting]

- Hey, my mom didn't tell me

it was gonna rain milk boxes today.

- Hiyah! Ahh!

[all groaning]

- Ahh, shrimp flavored.

- Shrimp flavored?

These milk boxes must have come

from Bunsen and Beaker's Christmas Milk-O-Matic.

- We better go to Muppet Labs and find out what's going on.

Let's clean up so we can go.

[curious music]

♪

- Ugh. - Bunsen. Beaker.

How'd you get it to rain yumtastic

shrimp-flavored milk boxes in the backyard?

- Simple, really.

I just piled up the milk boxes

and pulled the Eject-O-Lever.

Like this.

all: No!

- Bunsen, you can't just throw the milk boxes

into the backyard.

That's littering.

- Oh, dear. I suppose you're right.

Well not to worry.

Beaker and I will find a better place

to dispose of the milk boxes.

- Great!

And if you need our help,

we'll be outside practicing our song.

all: Bye! - Take care.

- Hmm.

Well, where can I put these milk boxes?

[gasps] I know!

I'll blast them...

[suspenseful music]

Into outer space!

- Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.

[upbeat rock music]

- ♪ Let's have a very, very merry Muppet Little Chri-- ♪

[cannon firing] [yelps]

- It's louder than Uncle Norman's

Gonzonian Christmas cannon show.

- Good news, everyone.

We finally figured out our Christmas Milk-O-Matic.

Who's ready for some Peppermint milk?

all: I am!

- The problem was that someone was eating a shrimp sandwich

while they were working on the Milk-O-Matic,

and this got stuck inside.

- Mee, mee.

Mmm! Mee, mee, mee.

- Now that we've fixed the shrimp problem, observe.

[machinery whirring]

[electronic beeps and boops]

- Mmm, this does taste just like candy canes!

- Really? - I want one.

- Mee, mee, mee...

- We're all out of Candy Canes? Oh no.

I guess you won't get to try

our candy cane-flavored Christmas treat, after all.

- Bunsen, buddy, you are in luck.

My Uncle Norman is a candy cane farmer on Planet Gonzo.

He'll give us some candy canes.

- Well, that would be splendid.

- Then all aboard the Starship Piggy!

[exciting music]

♪

Okay, Animal, take us to Planet Gonzo!

- Okey dokey!

- Approaching Planet Gonzo, Captain Piggy.

- Excellent. Prepare to-- [metallic thunk]

- What was that?

[alarm blaring] [all yelling]

- Oh, no!

Planet Gonzo is surrounded by milk boxes.

[dramatic music]

- But how?

- Well, heh, uh, I may have launched

all of our shrimp-flavored milk boxes into space

to get rid of them. [chuckles]

- What? But that's littering!

- Out of sight, out of mind.

both: Whoa!

- Animal, get us through those milk-box-eroids!

- Aye, aye, Captain Piggy.

♪

[radar chirping]

- Captain Piggy, we're picking up something on the radar.

- Animal, watch out!

- Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

- Oh, no!

[brakes screeching]

[all yelling]

- Everyone, hold on!

[all yelling]

- Moldy meteors!

all: Whoa! Whoa!

[all groaning]

- Hey, Uncle Norman.

[both vocalizing]

both: Pbbt.

- Gonzo, my boy.

What brings you all the way out here?

- We needed candy canes for my friend's Milk-O-Matic,

but we had a tiny bit

of a bumpy landing with all the milk-box-eroids.

- Oh, tell me about it.

All this milk box litter made it impossible

for our intergalactic mailman to deliver our Christmas tree.

I guess Gonzonian Christmas is canceled.

all: Canceled?!

- Oh, dear.

I thought that trash

was out of sight, out of mind.

But Miss Nanny was right.

Littering can cause some very big problems.

And now, because of me, Gonzonian Christmas is ruined.

[groans]

Wait a minute. By Jove, I have an idea.

Sir, may I borrow this unusual-looking car?

- Well, sure.

But it won't help you clean up those milk boxes in space.

[laughs] It's not like it can fly.

- Not yet, it can't.

Come on, Beaker. We have scientificating to do.

- Mee, mee, mee!

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

We did it!

- [Mee mee fanfare]

- With these jet packs,

Uncle Norman's car can now travel to space!

[exciting music]

Whoa!

[all cheering]

- Clean it all up, Bunsen!

- Eureka. Hooray. Science all the way.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[laughing]

♪

all: Yay!

- You did it, Bunsen!

You cleaned up all the milk boxes!

- That was amazarrific!

- Why, thank you.

I just wish there was something

we could do with all these milk boxes.

- [yelps]

Hmm, I think I know a way

we could re-use these old milk boxes

and turn them into something new.

And save Gonzonian Christmas!

all: ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum

♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum

- Let's rock!

all: ♪ Let's have a very, very merry ♪

♪ Muppet little Christmas

♪ A Muppet little Christmas

- Candy cane-flavored milk, anyone?

all: Actually, we prefer shrimp flavor.

all: ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪

all: Yay! Thank you, friends.

all: Yay!

- That's what Christmas is all about.

- Hoo wee, that is one impressive Christmas tree.

- This truly is a Christmas I will never forget.

- Well, we've sure enjoyed your company.

And I had some of the boys fix your starship

while you were busy cleaning up space.

- Thank you, Uncle Norman.

And Merry Gonzonian Christmas!

all: Merry Gonzonian Christmas!

- All aboard the Starship Piggy!

[exciting music]

♪

[all cheering]

- Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪

- Yay!

♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪

- Ooh!

♪