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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- "Eagle in the Middle."

[all imitating airplane engines roaring]

[all giggle]

- Miss Nanny, after we're done picking tomatoes,

can we watch the "Wacky Alpacas"

during scribble screen time?

- Now, wait just one pickle-picking minute.

The show we ought to watch for scribble screen time

is "Zorna: Intergalactic Space Princess."

- [chuckles] Actually, boys, it's Sam's turn to choose

what we watch today, remember?

Sam, I'll be back after I wash these tomatoes,

and then you can tell me what you've picked

for scribble screen time, okay?

- All right, Miss Nanny.

- Sam, old buddy...

- Hey, Sam! - Old friend, old pal!

- So what are you going to pick, huh, huh, huh?

- Well, to be honest, I hadn't really thought about it yet.

This book about hermit crabs is just so fascinating, see?

Just look at how acceptable he is.

- Right.

So, anyway, listen, if you want to make

the abso-tively perfect pick for scribble screen time,

choose "Zorna: Intergalactic Space Princess."

- Wait, Sam. I think you should pick the "Wacky Alpacas"

for scribble screen time.

- Hey, did you say Sam's picking the "Wacky Alpacas"

for scribble screen time?

They're my favorite!

- Actually, he's picking

"Zorna: Intergalactic Space Princess."

- No, I mean, maybe.

- Oh, Sam, vous should definitely choose "Zorna."

- Yeah, in the last episode,

Zorna saved a planet of alien pancakes

from an interstellar storm of maple syrup.

- Ah, no spoilers!

- So, Sam, what'll it be, the "Wacky Alpacas"?

- Or "Zorna"?

- I'm going to pick...

Um, I'm going to pick, uh...

See you later, bye! [breathing heavily]

- Aw, Animal want to watch "Wacky Alpacas."

- Me too, but how can we get Sam

to choose the show we want to watch?

- I know. Maybe he'd pick the "Wacky Alpacas"

if we told him more about them.

- Great idea, Fozzie! - Yeah, that's a plan!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Piggy, Summer and I want to tell Sam

more about "Zorna," too.

- Well, that's okay. We could just take turns.

What do you say, Gonzo?

- I say let the best cartoon win.

- Heya, Sam, great news--

we're going to teach you all about the "Wacky Alpacas."

First, we'll sing the song that starts every episode!

- But I don't know the song. - We teach you!

- Oh!

all: ♪ We're not camels or llamas or monkeys in pajamas ♪

♪ We're your wacky alpaca pals ♪

[all blow raspberry]

- Well, what do you think?

- I found it most acceptable,

but what was that unusual noise you made at the end?

- Oh, you mean the... [blows raspberry]

It's fun. You try!

- Like this? [blows raspberry]

- Yeah, that's it! [blows raspberry]

- [chuckles]

[blowing raspberry, laughing]

Nice! - You're doing it!

- Once more with feeling!

- [inhales deeply, blows raspberry]

[laughter]

- Uh-oh, Sam's really having fun.

- We'll have to show him something even better

about "Zorna."

- And fast!

- Our turn! Come on, Sam! - Oh!

- Hey, Sam, take a look at this.

It's one of our very favorite "Zorna" comics.

Zorna fishes for shooting stars.

- [gasps] Look, real shooting stars!

- Well, if you like that,

you're going to love catching them.

- Catching them, but how? - With this.

Give it a try.

- Okay, here goes.

- Uh, hey, I got one!

all: Go, Sam, go! Go, Sam, go!

- [grunting]

- You sure caught a feisty one!

- [laughs]

- Uh-oh.

- Aah! - Sam, come back!

- Aah!

- Don't worry, Sam. We've got you!

[all screaming]

- Fishing for shooting stars is most acceptable.

all: Oh, no!

- We have to think of something else that's neat

about the "Wacky Alpacas,"

or he'll never choose them for scribble screen time!

- Don't worry, best buddy. I have a plan.

[whispering indistinctly]

[laughter] - Whoa!

- Listen, Sam, who needs shooting stars

when you've got the world's wackiest alpacas?

- Yeah, there's way more to love

about the "Wacky Alpacas" than just the theme song.

Walter and Wanda play all kinds of fun games,

like wacky alpaca baseball.

- Is that alpaca using a rubber chicken

as a baseball bat?

- And a meatball for the ball.

Check it out!

- Hubba-what?

- Let's all play right now!

- Uh, I don't know about this, Fozzie.

- You're going to do great.

Now here comes the meatball!

- Way to go, Sam!

- Run, Sam, run! Run, Sam, run!

Animal got it!

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♪

- He's safe!

Yay!

- Yay! - [laughing]

- That was a great hit, Sam.

Mmm, tasty, too.

- Thank you, Fozzie. This game was most acceptable.

- We knew you'd want to pick the "Wacky Alpacas"

once you got to see how fun they are.

- Who says he's picking the "Wacky Alpacas"?

We're about to show Sam something so great

that he's defin-olutely going to pick "Zorna."

- Yeah, it's so great.

You might even say it's out of this world!

- Huh? [all cheering]

- Whoa! - Whoa!

[all shout]

- Okay, Sam, get ready, 'cause we're going to show you

Zorna's favorite way to travel--comet surfing!

Watch this.

[all cheering]

- Oh, so I just stand on it like--

Whoa!

Oh, oh, oh, my! - Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, my goodness!

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

- Great job!

- Way to go, Sam! - You got this!

[upbeat music]

- [gasps] Look, it's Zorna!

[majestic music]

- Princess Zorna, I want you to meet my good buddy Sam.

- Princess?

Oh, um, charmed.

- Beep, boop.

- Take a spin with you around the rings of Saturn?

We'd be honored, your intergalactic princess-ness.

[all cheering]

- Beep, boop!

[upbeat music]

all: Bye, Zorna!

- Oh, my, meeting Zorna was most acceptable.

- Wait, Sam. Don't decide what to watch yet!

You still have to meet the wacky alpacas.

- But I don't see any alpacas.

Whoa!

Wha-- Where am I?

[horn honks]

- You're in a "Wacky Alpacas" cartoon.

Isn't that neat?

- Hmm.

Well, there are alpacas here,

and they are wacky.

- Hey!

- Uh, greetings?

- Hi!

[brays]

- [laughs] Quite humorous.

- Welcome to Wacky Alpacaville, fam.

- I hope you're ready to get wacky!

[laughter]

Go ahead, give it a try!

- Okay, like this?

Oh! [chuckling]

Oh.

[piano music playing]

♪

This is absolutely acceptable!

- Wow!

- Okay, okay, it's our turn now,

and that means Zorna time!

- [grunts] Huh? Whoa!

- No, it's wacky alpaca time!

- Zorna time! - Aah!

- Wacky alpacas!

- Whoa! - Zorna!

- Aah!

- Alpacas! - Zorna!

- What you pick? What you pick?

- I, um... - Don't worry, Animal.

I'm sure Sam is going to choose the "Wacky Alpacas."

- Are you kidding? He's clearly going to choose "Zorna."

- Uh, w-well, I, um, um...

- The "Wacky Alpacas"!

- "Zorna"! - "Wacky Alpacas"!

- "Zorna"! - "Wacky Alpacas"!

- "Zorna"! - Oh...

Stop it!

[breathing heavily]

- He said "Zorna," right?

- Okay, everyone, it's scribble screen time.

So, Sam, what show did you choose?

- [groans]

- Is everything okay?

- We were trying to help him pick the "Wacky Alpacas."

- And we were helping him pick "Zorna."

- But he ran away from us, and we don't know why.

- Hmm, I think I might know why.

It sounds like instead of letting Sam choose

what he wanted to watch,

you all tried to convince him to choose what you wanted.

- Gee, I guess we kind of did do that.

- Moldy guacamole, she's right.

- Thanks, Miss Nanny.

We better go say sorry to Sam right away.

- Hey, Sam, we really messed up.

- We should have let vous pick

what vous wanted for scribble screen time.

We're sorry.

all: Sorry, Sam.

- Thank vous-- I-I mean you.

I know "Zorna" and the "Wacky Alpacas"

are your favorites,

but since it's my turn today, I want to pick my favorite,

and that is why I have chosen a nature show

about the ever-fascinating hermit crab.

- Whoa, this looks claw-some!

Get it? 'Cause hermit crabs have claws and "awesome"?

Wocka wocka!

[laughter] - Claw-some.

- That's hilarious.

- Shh, shush!

Animal trying to watch the hermie crabs!

- And that is how the hermit crab

chooses the shell that is just right for her.

- "Rizzo's Space Race."

- Ooh! Oopsy-daisy!

[laughing]

[both laughing]

- I love those wacky alpacas.

- Yeah, me too.

But, come on, let's go help with the block-building.

- Don't move a muscle, 'cause up next,

it's Jimmy Cheddar in "Teenage Space Diner."

- Ooh, boy, I've never seen "Teenage Space Diner" before!

- Me neither, but it looks terrific.

- Yo, how you doing?

- It's Jimmy Cheddar!

- Looking good! - Don't I know it!

One space strawberry milkshake, please.

- Coming right up!

- [slurps] Ahh.

Thank you berry much. Oh!

- [clucks evilly]

- Oh, no, it's Buzz McGluck,

and Jimmy's sitting in Buzz's favorite seat.

- [clucks] - Your seat?

I don't see your name on it.

- [clucking angrily]

- No, I'm not going to move.

Get another table, you spoon-aroni!

all: Ooh!

- Great Gouda, this show is amazing!

That Jimmy Cheddar

is the coolest rat in the whole galaxy!

- I don't know, Rizzo.

I don't think it was very nice of him

to call Buzz a spoon-aroni.

That sounds like a name that could hurt someone's feelings.

- Ah, come on, it's just a funny word.

- [clucking]

- Now you want to settle this with a space race

around the rings of Saturn and back?

[chuckles] You're on.

But whoever loses can't come back to this diner ever again.

all: Ooh! - Whoa!

- You can say that again!

I can't wait to see what happens next!

- "Teenage Space Diner"?

Ooh, I'm sorry, boys,

but I don't think you should be watching this.

It's a big-kid show, and there might be

something in it that you're not quite ready for.

Why don't you go join your friends instead?

- Aw. - Okay, Miss Nanny.

- Yo, guys, we just watched

a show with my new hero, Jimmy Cheddar!

He's the coolest rat ever.

- Yeah, he hangs out

at the most amazing space diner in the galaxy.

- Wow, that does sound cool! - So cool!

- All right! - Oh, wow!

- I wish I could be like him.

- Well, why can't you?

- Let's open our very own space diner!

And you can hang out there just like Jimmy Cheddar.

- All right! - That sounds so cool!

- Well, then what are we waiting for?

[all cheering]

- Five more space milkshakes!

- Space order up!

- Oh, whoa, oh, oh!

- Oh, this looks terrific! - Ooh!

- Yo, how you doing? [all cheering]

- Hey, it's Rizzo!

- Looking good! - Don't I know it!

One space strawberry milkshake, please.

- Coming right up.

- [slurps, gags]

Galaxy grape?

I asked you for space strawberry, you spoon-aroni!

- Oh! - [gasps] Oh, no!

That's the mean name from the "Teenage Space Diner" show!

- Uh, Rizzo, that didn't sound very nice.

Why did you call me that?

- Jimmy Cheddar says it all the time.

It's just a funny thing to say.

- Well, it didn't feel very funny.

It felt kind of bad.

Here's your strawberry.

- Thank you berry much. Oh!

Hey, I'm in the mood to dance to some space-tastic tunes.

[spacey music playing]

- [clucks] [all gasp]

- It's Patch McGluck!

- And she doesn't like this song!

[rock music playing]

- Hey, what are you doing?

We're playing my song. - [clucks]

- No, mine. - [clucks]

- Mine. - [clucks]

- Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! - [clucking]

- Now look what you did!

You broke the jukebox, you spoon-aroni!

[all gasp]

- Oh, he said it again!

- Rizzo, vous should apologize.

That was not a nice name to call Patch.

- Ah, come on, Jimmy Cheddar says it all the time!

It's funny.

- [clucking]

- You want to settle this with a space race

around the rings of Saturn and back?

Oh, oh, oh, you're on.

But whoever loses

can't hang out at this diner ever again.

[all gasp] - [clucking]

- Did you see that? I was just like Jimmy Cheddar.

There's just one problem.

I just agreed to a space race, and I don't have a space car!

- A space car, you say?

- That's your space car?

Uh, I don't think I can win the race with that.

- Not yet, but, luckily, I got a whole space garage

to help us fix it up.

It's got everything we need--

tools, spare parts,

fried-asteroid-and-moon-cheese sandwiches...

ah, you know, the important stuff.

- That's great!

Then all we got to do is make the car look like this.

What do you say? - I don't know, Rizzo.

You haven't been very nice to us today.

- Vous keep calling everyone that mean name.

- What? That's not mean. It's funny.

Jimmy Cheddar says it, and he's the coolest!

Come on, youse guys, you're my pals!

You got to help me!

- Well...

okay.

Come on, you heard the man!

We've got a race to win!

all: Yay!

[upbeat music]

[all scatting]

♪

- ♪ I can't race around the rings of Saturn ♪

♪ On my little rat feet

all: ♪ Rat feet, little rat feet

- ♪ I need a brand-new racing space car built for speed ♪

all: ♪ Speed, speed, that's what you need ♪

♪ We're gonna help you out

♪ That's why we're building Rizzo's race car ♪

♪ Building Rizzo's race car

- ♪ Carburetor, radiator, fuel injector ♪

- I don't know what any of those words mean!

- ♪ This is gonna be the coolest automobile ♪

♪ That anybody's ever seen

♪ Oh, yeah

both: ♪ Building Rizzo's race car

- ♪ That's right

both: ♪ Building Rizzo's race car

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

both: ♪ Building Rizzo's race car

- ♪ Come on, whoo

all: ♪ Building Rizzo's race car

- ♪ Yeah

[whistles] It's amazing!

Thanks, you guys.

All we got to do now is put on the most important parts--

the rocket boosters.

[telephone ringing]

- Gonzo's Intergalactic Garage, talk to me.

- [clucking] - Got it.

Hey, Rizzo, Patch is waiting for you at the starting line.

- She is?

Oh, come on, speed it up!

I'm going to miss the race!

- Grab the toolbox! - Got it.

- Oh! - Oops.

- Come on!

Come on! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- [gasps]

- So good!

- You guys are the biggest bunch of spoon-aronis

in the whole spoon-aroni galaxy!

[all gasp]

- That is it!

Moi does not want to keep playing

with someone who calls people names.

- You said it. - Yeah.

- Well, well, well... [indistinct chatter]

- So rude. - Animal out of here.

- And I'm taking this with me.

- Ah, who needs them?

I could put these heavy rocket boosters on myself.

Come on. [grunting]

There, that'll probably hold!

Now it's time for me to win a race.

You ready to eat my space dust?

- [clucks]

- Let's do this.

- Drivers, ready...

[engines revving]

Set...

Go!

[upbeat music]

♪

- [clucks] - Ooh!

Oh, no, you don't!

♪

Ha ha!

Come back here, you! - [clucks]

♪

- [clucks] - Let's finish this.

[chuckles]

So long, spoon-aroni!

[laughing]

I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

- [clucking]

- [screaming]

Aw, I can't believe it!

I lost the space race.

My friends are all mad at me.

Now I can't even hang out

at my favorite space diner anymore.

This never would have happened to Jimmy Cheddar.

I wonder what he did.

I know Miss Nanny said it was a big-kid show,

but I really need to know what a big kid would do.

- You know what, Buzz?

You deserve to win that space race.

- Huh?

- None of this would have happened in the first place

if I hadn't called you a spoon-aroni.

That wasn't nice, and I am deeply sorry.

So we good?

- [clucks]

[all cheering]

- Remember, you should never call your friends a name

'cause it might hurt their feelings,

and that ain't cool.

Right? - [clucks]

- Oh!

- Aw, my friends were right.

Spoon-aroni is a mean name.

I never should have called them that.

Huh, well, maybe I can be like Jimmy Cheddar after all.

Yo. all: Rizzo?

- I just came to apologize to all of you.

It wasn't very nice of me to call you all...

well, you know.

- It did hurt our feelings, but we're glad you apologized.

all: Yeah!

- Anyway, I lost the race, so fair's fair.

I'll leave you all to have fun in the diner.

- [clucks]

- I can stay? Really?

- [clucks] - Yeah, Patch is right.

The space diner isn't as much fun without you.

- Yeah! - Uh-huh!

- Aw, thanks, everyone!

I promise I'll never call any of you mean names ever again.

Tell you what, Patch--

I'll even let you pick the next song on the jukebox.

- [clucks]

[all cheering]

[upbeat rock music playing]

- Remember, you should never call your friends a name

'cause that might hurt their feelings,

and that ain't cool.

Right? - [clucks]

- Oh!

♪

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪

- Yay!

♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪

- Ooh!

♪