Original subtitles

♪ Muppet babies they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet babies they'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are-- ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna-- ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

- Yes Miss Nanny.

♪ Muppet babies they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet babies they'll do the same for you ♪

- "Kitchen Catastrophe."

- [gasp] Fish sticks!

- Gee what's wrong, Summer?

- Oh, nothing. I just have fish sticks for lunch.

- What? I can't eat this.

My father forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich,

that is not acceptable.

- Don't worry, Sam, you can have some of my pizza.

- Thank you, Kermit, but the cheese is too gooey for me.

I'll just ask Miss Nanny

if she can cut the crust off my sandwich.

Miss Nanny, I'm experiencing a sandwich problem.

- Maybe Sam would like some of my delishariffic lunch,

I made it myself. Behold, the triple pickle

pineapple and sauerkraut sandwich.

- Eee! - Wanna try it?

- No, no. I'm good.

[vocalizing]

Bork, bork! all: Wow!

[door opens] - Hey, everyon.

Vous are never going to believe it.

Last night I had dinner at a diner.

all: Ooh! - That's amazing, Piggy,

but, uh, what's a diner?

- It's a fun restaurant where the waiters wear roller skates,

they play fabu rock and roll music,

and the food taste delicious.

- Icicles, I'd love to eat at a place like that.

- Well you're in luck, because moi has decided open up a diner

of my very own.

I'm calling it Piggy's Diner!

Oh, isn't it fabulous?

all: Yeah!

- Chef, will vous help me make Piggy's Diner the most amazing

diner in the whole wide world? - Yeppy, yeppy!

- You know, I make some pretty yum-tastic food myself, Piggy.

I could be a chef at your diner, too.

- Oh. I'm sorry, Gonzo, but I need a professional chef

and that chef is Chef.

Maybe you can still help him?

- Yeppy, yousa be in the kitchen helpy.

- Ha-cha! I would be honored to be your kitchen helper, Chef.

both: Woo-hoo!

- Ooh, Animal be waiter.

- You're hired.

Now, I only have one question:

Who's hungry?

[upbeat music]

all: ♪ Ah, ah, ah

♪ Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ♪

- ♪ Borkity bork, a dork a dork, ding dork, hey ♪

- ♪ It's Piggy's Diner come grab yourself a seat ♪

all: ♪ Shoo-op, shoo-op

- ♪ Fun place to hang out

♪ And have a bite to eat all: ♪ Shoo-op, shoo-op

- ♪ Chef's back in the kitchen and Gonzo's helping out ♪

♪ Animal takes your order and loop-de-loop-de-loops around ♪

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

all: ♪ Ah ah ah

- ♪ Ooh-whoo-ooh

♪ It's Piggy's Diner

- Ooh, everything smells so good, Chef.

With all of your amazing food,

moi's diner is going to be the best.

both: We won't let you down.

- Piggy, more customers.

- Ooh, people must've heard about my fabulous diner.

Ohh, coming!

- Oh, boy I love being your kitchen helper, Chef.

But ya know, I do have some cooking ideas myself.

Have you ever tried adding triple pickled pineapples

with sauerkraut to your menu? - Ooh, so yucky.

- How can you say that when you've never even tried it?

- Oh, Chefa knowsie.

[vocalizing]

- Oh, fine. I'll bring you more ingredients so you can get back

to your cooking. [groans]

I know Chef would love my food

if he would just give it a chance.

- Chef, Kermit and Summer think your food is so delicious

that they want to thank you in person.

- Ooh! That's fantastic.

- This food, it's magnificent! - Yeah, it's yummy.

- Ha! Chef the best.

- Maybe if I just whip up a little something

for Chef to try, he'll see that my food is good too.

♪

Voila!

- Uh, what is that?

- Oh, Chef. I'd be honored if you would try my triple pickled

pineapple and sauerkraut sandwich.

- Uh--[vocalizing]

- Oh, I know we promised Piggy the very best food.

With my sandwich on the menu,

her diner will be a gigantanormous hit.

- Eee.

- He's coming, he's coming!

- Woah, Animal, who's coming?

- Only the pickiest eater in town, Sam Eagle.

[dramatic music]

- Faint.

- Oh! Piggy's Diner would be ruined

if Sam doesn't like the food, then no one will

eat here anymore, and that's--that's--

- No good. Bah.

- Oh, Chef, please oh please, make something special

that a picky eagle would love. - Okie dokie.

- Oh thank vous Chef, I knew I could count on you.

Come on, Animal, we'd better get ready for Sam's arrival.

- What to make? What to make?

- What about my triple pickled pineapple

and sauerkraut sandwich?

I know Sam would love it.

- No no no. [vocalizing]

Ooh! A special dinadoo burgeroo!

- But my sandwich has zing and zest.

It takes the tastebuds on a journey they'll never forget.

Tell ya what, I'm just gonna put a little pickled pineapple

right here.

Muah, perfect. Am I right?

- No, not perfect.

You're ruining Piggy's Diner.

- I'm not ruining Piggy's Diner,

I just want to make it the best ever with my yummy sandwich.

- Yummy? Whee. Oh, no, no Gonzo.

- But you haven't even tried it.

- Cooze it's yoocky.

-[gasp] Yucky?

Ya know, I don't think I wanna be your kitchen helper anymore.

I quit.

- He's here. He's here!

- Hmm.

- Why, hello, Sam.

We're so happy to have vous dining with us today.

- Table for one, please. - Oh, yes, come right this way.

- Hmm. - Animal.

- [scoffs]

The pictures on this menu are too small.

- Hmm.

- Yikes, now that's one picky bird.

- I can't even read the menu,

so I guess I'll try the chef special.

I'm very hungry. There was a problem earlier

with some uncut sandwich crusts, so I hope it's good.

- We need a chef special over here on the double!

- Mmm, oh, ooh!

Here you go.

[all singing angelically]

- That's the most beautiful burger I've ever seen.

- Pick up food. Whoa!

Oopsies.

- No problem.

- Oh, uh. Hmm.

Ah, chef special, coming up.

- Ooh, I think he's gonna like it.

- Bon appetit, Sam. That's French for...

- Oh, my gosh!

- Enjoy your food.

- Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

[vocalizing frantically]

[energetic music]

♪

No!

Borkee, borkee.

- Chef, is everything okay? - No, no it's a--it's a--

- Delicious.

It's got zing, it's got zest, and dare I say

it takes the tastebuds on a journey they'll never forget.

And the crusts are off! - But it's yucky.

- Yucky? Chef, your sandwich is amazing.

Here, taste it for yourself.

- [groans]

♪

[munching]

Ooh!

Oh, my gosh!

- Hey, Piggy, I want one of those special sandwiches, too.

- Yeah. - [gasp] Can I have one?

- We'll take two.

- Sam loves your sandwich,

that means moi's diner is sure to be a success.

And it's all thanks to your fabulous food.

- No no it's Gonzo's sandwich. - Gonzo's sandwich?

Didn't he just leave?

- Oh, no! [vocalizing frantically]

- Oh, hi, Chef. - Gonzo,

[vocalizing]

- Well, thanks for saying sorry.

But it really hurt my feelings that you called my food yucky.

Especially when you wouldn't even try it.

- Uh, Chefa knowsie.

Could Gonzo forgive me?

- Of course I forgive you.

I know you just wanted Piggy's Diner to be the best.

And I could hear all the happy customers in there.

Sounds like everyone loved your burger.

- Not my burger, your sandwich.

- Sam loved my sandwich?

- Yeah, it's yummy yummy.

- My sandwich, yummy?

I'm so glad you like it.

- [vocalizing]

- You want me to be a chef too?

- Yuppa duppa deeppa do!

- Ha-cha! I'd love to share the kitchen with you.

♪

- Guys, your sandwiches are delicious.

- Yeah, you chefs really give food a chance.

- Oh, good.

Thank vous both for helping me make Piggy's Diner

a fabulous success.

- Oh, yousa welkie.

- So, what's for dessert?

- I know just the thing.

A triple scoop sardine and ice cream sundae.

- Ooh, here we go!

[both singing like Chef]

[laughter]

- "Kermit Gets the Grumpies."

- Mmm, trail mix yummy!

- Yeah, but it'd be even yummier with

some mayonnaise covered sardines.

all: What? - Meep, meep,

- What are you doing Beaker? - Meep, meep.

- Ah yes, Beaker doesn't care much for raisins,

so he's picking all of them out of his trail mix.

- Boy, that sure looks like a lot of work.

Too bad you don't have an invention that could

get rid of the raisins for you.

- By Jove, that's a brilliant idea, Fozzie.

We will invent a device that will separate whatever

you don't want from things that you do.

Come along, Beaker, we have some scientificatingto do.

- Meep meep! - Hey everyone, Kermit's here.

[all greeting]

- Hi.

- Hey, best buddy, is everything okay?

- No, it's not. I feel mad and sad.

And I can't seem to make myself stop feeling that way.

- Oh, Kermit, I'm sorry to hear that,

it sounds like you've got a little case of the grumpies.

[concerned murmurs]

- What the grumpies?

- The grumpies are that disappointed feeling you get

when something doesn't go the way you want it to.

Like if you're looking forward to playing at the park

but when you get there it's closed.

- Or if you really want a sauerkraut and ice cream

casserole for dinner but your mom says

you're out of moose eggs. - Huh?

- Moose eggs? - Oh, no.

I don't want Kermit to have the grumpies.

- None of us want him to feel that way, Fozzie.

- [groans] Especially me. - But it's okay if you do.

We all feel a little grumpy sometimes.

I'll just give your mom a quick call

to let her know you're having a hard morning.

When I'm back, maybe you'll feel like talking about it.

I know that always makes me feel better when I'm grumpy.

- But I don't want to talk about it,

that'll just make my grumpies worse.

- Poor Kermie I wish there was something

moi could do to make him feel better.

- Hey, I bet I know something that would help.

A funny joke!

[clears throat] What did the teddy bear say

after it ate dinner?

"I'm stuffed."

Ah? Get it? 'Cause it's a stuffed animal.

Wocka wocka! [laughter]

- Good one, Fozzie. - [gasp] Oh no.

- Moldy guacamole, Kermit didn't laugh

and he always laughs at Fozzie's jokes.

- Whoa, Kermit grumpy serious.

- Hmm. [gasps]

I think I know the perfect thing

to get rid of Kermit's grumpies.

A frosty freezey treat.

[all cheering]

- [groans]

- Welcome to Summer's Snow Cone Stop.

The perfect place to chill out with your friends.

- Ooh, a snow cone sounds fabulous.

- Sorry, Summer, I'm feeling a little too grumpy

for a snow cone right now.

- Nonsense, my good frog.

Summer's snow cones are legendary.

There's pineapple paradise, watermelon wa-pow,

and of course rockin' rainbow.

- Those all sound pretty terrific, right buddy?

- Oh, I guess.

- A tough customer, eh?

Well, I've got just the thing to change that.

One Summer special coming right up.

- Animal want one. - Moi too.

- Me too. - And me.

- Oh, okay. Summer specials all around.

[whirring and beeping]

[all munching, slurping]

- Yummy!

- Come on Kermit, this frosty treat

will cure your grumpies in no time.

- Okay.

- How do vous feel, Kermie?

- [munching]

Grumpy. all: Aww.

- It didn't work.

- Wow, I've never seen anyone still feel bad

after eating one of my snow cones.

- Maybe it could've used some mayonnaise covered sardines?

all: Yuck. - Just sayin'.

- [groans] Sorry, guys, I don't want these grumpies

but I just don't think there's any way to get rid of them.

- Wait a minute, weren't Bunsen and Beaker going to invent

something that would get rid of things you don't want?

- Hey, that's right. And if Kermit doesn't want

his grumpies, maybe their invention can get rid of them.

- To Muppet Labs!

[excited chatter]

- [groans]

- Oh, dear. This is the worst case of the grumpies

I've ever seen. Even worse than the time Beaker had them,

and that was a doozy.

[roaring] [siren wailing]

- Meep meep. - So, what do you think Bunsen?

Can you help Kermit?

- Don't worry, my dear penguin our latest invention will solve

his grumpie problem in no time.

Behold, the Remove-O-Matic.

- [imitating fanfare] all: Whoa!

- Cool, how does it work?

- With the press of a button, this ray will separate anything

you don't want from the things you do.

Observe.

Simply place a bowl of trail mix with raisins here--

- Meep. - Then press the button.

- And eureka.

The Remove-O-Matic has removed the raisins from the trail mix.

- Meep meep meep. [munching]

- Raisins yummy! [munching]

- And if my calculations are correct, the Remove-O-Matic

can take the grumpies right out of Kermit.

- Well, I guess it's worth a try.

- For science!

[whirring]

- [blubbering]

Ooh, that tickles! Ahh!

[groaning]

- How do you feel, Kermit?

- I feel--I feel--

great!

In fact, I've never felt better!

Yippee! Yay!

all: Yay!

- I'm so happy to see him so happy.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you, Bunsen and Beaker.

You got rid of my grumpies.

Now I'll never have to be grumpy again.

- Ahem, speak for yourself.

[gasp] - Who that?

- Cheesy chalupa, Bunsen and Beaker's

invention made another Kermit.

- And he looks a little grumpy.

- Well, of course. The Remove-O-Matic took

the grumpies out of Kermit and made them into a Grumpy Kermit.

- Meep meep.

- Yuck. I don't like trail mix.

- Icicles! All the snow cones in the world couldn't get rid

of those grumpies.

- Hi-ho, Grumpy Kermit,

since all my grumpies turned into you

I can go laugh and play without being in a bad mood anymore.

[laughs]

- Well, yippee skippy.

- Now that I'm feeling better let's go play outside. Yay!

- You don't have to tell me twice.

[all cheering]

- Wait Kermit, don't you want to invite Grumpy Kermit

to come play with us?

- Nah, let's leave him here in the lab.

I don't think he's really in the mood for fun.

Come on, race you to the backyard. Yay!

- [groans]

- Hot potato Summer. - Hot potato Kermit.

- Hot potato--

- Hi. - Ahh!

- Potato, are you okay? Speak to me!

Oh, thank goodness you're all right.

He really is a tough spud.

- Oh, uh, hey Grumpy Kermit.

- Bunsen and Beaker said I'd find you here.

I just wanted to-- - Sorry can't chat now,

we were just starting a game of tag. Busy busy, bye. Yay!

Tag you're it. - Huh?

[laughter] Animal coming to get you.

[laughter] - Um, hello?

[playful chatter]

Um, Kermit, hello? Hello? - Kermit, wait.

- What is it Summer? We're in the middle of a game.

- Look, I think Grumpy Kermit wants to tell you something.

Maybe you should talk to him?

- No way. My grumpies have caused enough trouble today.

And we've got lots of fun games to play. Come on.

Yay!

♪

♪ You can't run from the grumpies ♪

♪

♪ They'll keep following you

♪ You might try to outrun 'em, get away from 'em ♪

♪ But no matter what you do

♪ You can't run from the grumpies ♪

♪ They're still right on your tail ♪

♪ Till you share some information ♪

♪ Have a conversation about how you feel ♪

♪ So slow down those froggy legs ♪

♪ Use your words instead

♪ Let's talk about how you feel ♪

[honks horn]

- Ah! Grumpy Kermit why do you keep following me?

You're just making everything worse.

- Because I keep trying to tell you something

and you won't listen to me.

- All right, well what is it?

- I just wanted to tell you why I'm feeling grumpy.

[groans] It's because I was really

looking forward to going fishing

with my grandpa later today.

- But that sounds really nice, why would that make you grumpy?

- 'Cause my grandpa called and said he needed

to get his fishing rod fixed and now we can't go fishing

until next week.

all: Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, I was looking forward to going

fishing with my grandpa.

That must be why I had the grumpies today. Oh.

- That's all right, Kermit, Miss Nanny said it's okay

to feel kind of grumpy when things don't go

how you want them to. Remember?

all: Yeah! - That's what she said.

- Not getting to see my grandpa would make moi

feel a teeny bit sad too. - Yeah.

- You know what, you guys are right.

And that means I owe someone a big apology.

I'm sorry, Grumpy Kermit,

I never should've run away from you.

Do you think you can forgive me?

- Of course. We Kermits gotta stick together.

- Whoa, where did Grumpy Kermit go?

- He's back to being a part of me and now I know that's okay

'cause everyone feels grumpy sometimes.

- Are vous sure Kermie? What if the grumpies come back?

- Well, talking about what was bothering me did really help.

So I guess I could talk about it with someone

like my mom and dad or Miss Nanny.

Or the best friends a frog could ask for.

all: Aww!

- So, Kermit, now that you don't

have the grumpies anymore,

what do you want to do first?

- I know, let's play another round

of best friend hot potato!

- Great idea. Hey, Potato?

Are you up for some--[gasp]

Yikers, looks like potato's got a serious case of the grumpies.

Bunsen, Beaker, we need your Remove-O-Matic again, stat!

all: Not again!

[laughter]

♪

- [laughs]

- Wocka, wocka!

- Bagawk. [horn honks]

- Yay!

- [laughing]

- Ooh!