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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- Sam and the Skyscraper.

[jaunty music]

- All aboard!

Next stop, Toy Box Crossing.

choo choo!

- [gasps] Wait! Stop the train!

- Why, Sam? Is something wrong?

- Isn't it obvious?

The train's being robbed by a snack stealing dinosaur!

Everyone hide your apple slices.

- Ugh. There's no dinosaur, Gonzo.

The caboose on the train is in the wrong spot.

It goes at the back.

Anywhere else is simply unacceptable.

- Sorry, folks, we've had an unexpected delay.

Please seat back and relax

while we fix a caboose-related emergency.

- Hey, everyone, I brought something new

to play with today: a block city construction set.

- Wow! - Yay!

- Blocks!

- Wow! It has everything!

A post office, a bank, a grocery store.

[gasps] Even a skyscraper!

That's a building so tall

it looks like it can scrape the sky.

- Ooh, wow. Nice. - That's pretty cool.

- [laughs] I'm glad you like it.

While you guys get started,

I think I'll clean up a few things in the kitchen.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's start building!

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah! Come on, everybody.

- Yay!

- Okay, crew, do you think

you're ready to build Block City?

all: Yay!

- Summer, Fozzie, you take the white blocks

for the post office.

both: Yes, sir!

[both laughing]

- Piggy, Gonzo, you take the blue blocks for the bank.

- You got it!

- No problemo.

- Ooh, yeah. Let's do it.

- And Kermit, Animal,

you take the pink blocks for the grocery store.

- All right! - Animal love pink!

[both laughing]

- That leaves the purple skyscraper for me.

I just have to make sure to look at the box

when I build so the skyscraper will be perfect.

[upbeat music]

♪ Yes, I shall build the city of blocks ♪

♪ Exactly as it looks on the box ♪

♪ With the skyscraper, sturdy and straight ♪

♪ And every single block precisely in its place ♪

♪ Yes, orderly, upright, and clean ♪

♪ That's how I like my cities to be ♪

♪ No need for imagination ♪

♪ It's all crystal clear ♪

♪ We've got the perfect picture we can follow here ♪

♪ So I shall build this city of blocks ♪

♪ Precisely as it looks on the box ♪

Hmm.

Most acceptable, if I do say so myself.

[gasps] But what's this?

[inquisitive music]

Ah-ah-ah, you're out of place, Mr. Block.

Hmm. Perfect.

Just like the picture.

Now, let's see if the others need help.

[both laughing]

- What do you think, Sam?

- Wait a minute.

Hmm.

I don't mean to alarm you,

but that doesn't look like a post office.

A rubber chicken has been mistakenly placed on the roof.

- It's not a mistake, Sam.

We didn't build the post office!

- Yeah, we made something else instead!

- But look at the box.

- What we made will make Block City much funnier!

- Come on. We'll show you!

- Whoa-oh-oh!

- Welcome to--

- The Museum of Modern Jokes!

[rubber chicken squeaks]

- The what?

- Come inside and check it out.

- Oh. Whoa-ah!

- See, Sam, it's a museum

of all the bestest and funniest jokes ever!

- Ooh, ooh, look at this one!

- Why did the chicken cross the playground?

- To get to the other slide!

Ah? Get it? [Summer laughs]

'Cause there's slides on a playground!

- A chicken on a slide is most humorous,

but this is supposed to be a post office.

How are people going to get their deliveries?

- Oh, then come see our delivery room!

- Well, at least you deliver mail.

- Oh, we don't deliver mail, Sam.

This room is where we deliver jokes!

Like this one.

Where do ghosts go to deliver their letters?

- Uh...

- The ghost office!

Ah? Wocka wocka!

'Cause ghost rhymes with post.

- Hmm.

- Well, I suppose even ghosts

have to mail their letters somewhere.

All right, your museum

and your rubber chicken can stay...

- Yay! - All right!

- If you give it a mailbox.

That way, it can still be our post office,

even if it is rather unusual.

both: Yes, sir!

- Come on, Fozzie.

Let's go draw a mailbox to put in the museum.

- Well, at least the blue bank

Piggy and Gonzo are building will be acceptable.

Gah!

These do not appear to be the same.

What have you done to our bank?

- Sam, Sam, Sam, banks are so boring.

So run of the mill, so humdrum.

- So we decided to build something

a little more fabulous!

- Or should we say, spacetabulous!

Welcome to our intergalactic space diner!

- Come on!

- Gah-oh!

- Well, what do you think?

- Whoa, whoa!

- Why is everything floating?

- In our space diner, everything floats,

just like it does in outer space.

- But you two had the blue blocks.

You were supposed to build the bank.

- Yes, but there's nothing

for out-of-space visitors to eat in a bank!

[both slurping] - Floofle!

- See?

Isn't this so much more stupenderific!

[slurping]

- Floofle!

- What is that creature eating?

- That floofle is eating space food.

It comes in tubes. What will you have?

freeze-dried liver and marshmallows in a tube?

- No, thank you, Gonzo.

- Mashed pickle pudding in a tube?

- Ugh. No!

- Floofle! - Huh?

- What about freeze-dried space cookies?

- Oh, I love cookies!

- In a tube!

- Ugh. No, thank you. [grunts]

- Eh, more for us, I guess.

- [grunting]

- I don't understand.

Why would Piggy and Gonzo build something

that isn't in the picture on the box?

[sighs] At least our city

will have the pink grocery store.

As long as we have that, everything will be acceptable.

[air horns blaring] Wha?

[dance music playing]

♪ ♪

both: Pirate disco party!

- A what?

- Did someone say pirate disco party?

- Yippee!

Well, come on, Sam.

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

- Shake your Muppet booty! - Huh?

- Join the dance party, Sam.

- But--but--but--

- Come on! - Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey, Sam, isn't this the best disco dance ship ever?

- Yes, but it's the worst grocery store ever!

- I agree.

It is better than a grocery store.

- No, that's not what I said.

And this music is too loud!

- [vocalizing]

- I just need to--oof!

Get--ow! Oof!

Out of here. Ah!

- Hey, Sam! - Wha?

- Can we use some of your purple blocks

to build a rubber chicken skate park?

- What?

- It's a place for rubber chickens to skateboard.

- No, no, no! This is all wrong!

[all gasp]

This is not how the block city is supposed to look!

See? This is nothing like the box.

- What you mean?

- Please note there is no disco pirate ship in this city.

And no space diner.

And no joke museum.

You're playing with the blocks all wrong!

- Aw, but Sam,

we make different things all the time with blocks.

- But that's different. I'll ask Miss Nanny.

She'll tell you that I'm right.

Miss Nanny, I don't mean to upset you,

but look at our block city.

It's--it's--

- Amazing! - What?

- It's definitely like no city I've ever seen before.

I love it!

- No, Miss Nanny, this city is acceptable.

That city doesn't look anything like it!

- Oh, I think I understand.

You thought your friends were all planning

on playing with blocks the same way you do,

but then they didn't.

- I know, right?

- Sam, it's okay if your friends

play with something differently than you.

- But--

- It didn't stop you

from building your skyscraper, did it?

- No.

- And isn't it sometimes fun to build new things?

- Fun? Hmm.

[all laughing]

Well, even though the city doesn't look like the box,

it definitely looks like everyone is having fun,

and I guess that's all that matters.

Excuse me, Miss Nanny.

I simply must apologize to my friends.

- That sounds like a good idea, Sam.

- Attention, Muppet Babies, I have an announcement.

- We have something we wanna say too, Sam.

We didn't mean to upset you.

I guess we just got a little carried away.

- We sorry.

- You don't need to be sorry.

I thought we needed to make the city look like the box.

It made me really upset when we didn't.

But Miss Nany showed me there isn't

just one right way to play, and as such, I apologize.

- Aw, Sam, of course it's okay. - Aw, yeah.

- Hey, buddy, us too. - Come on.

- Hey, Sam, I know you didn't like that our city

wasn't like the picture on the box,

so I drew you a new picture!

It's the city we all made together!

- [gasps] Summer, it has everything!

My skyscraper, the joke museum you and Fozzie made,

Piggy and Gonzo's space diner,

and Kermit and Animal's disco pirate ship!

Our city looks absolutely perfect.

- Well, not absolutely perfect.

I mean it still doesn't have a pickle juice fountain.

- B-b-b-b-- a pickle juice fountain?

Did you just say "a pickle juice fountain"?

[all gasp] - Uh-oh!

- Yeah.

- I love it! Extraordinary idea, Gonzo.

all: Phew!

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's start building!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[all laughing]

- Animal Too Loud!

- Okay, everyone, time to pick a library book

for quiet reading.

[all murmuring]

- Mr. Manny, could you help me find a book

about cowboys and cowgirls?

They're my favorite!

- Sure, Summer.

How about this ponytail bandit story?

It's super groovy! - [laughs]

- Ooh! A new Super Gal comic book.

- Hey, I like Super Gal too. Can we look at it together?

- Of course, Kermie.

- Oh boy, a book about ninjas!

- Ninja? What that?

- Ninjas were spies that lived

a long time ago in ancient Japan!

- That's right, Gonzo.

People said that ninjas moved so quietly that they were able

to sneak from place to place without ever being seen.

pretty groovy, huh?

- Grooverific! - Whoa.

Animal want to be ninja.

Sneak like this.

Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.

See? Anim--ah!

both: Shh!

- Sorry.

- That's okay, Animal, but remember, in the library,

it's very important for us to be quiet

so others can enjoy their books.

- Yeah, and I'm really enjoying this book.

It's the history of napping.

And I'm about to start chapter seven.

- I hear it makes chapter six look like a snooze!

[both laughing]

[both snoring]

- Now, everyone get started on your reading time.

I'm gonna go check the cookbook section

for a recipe Miss Nanny wants.

- What Fozzie reading?

- Sir Featherbrain and I found a funny picture book.

Wanna look at it with us?

- Yeah, yeah!

- Have a seat.

Look, this giraffe's tie is even longer than his neck.

- [laughing] That's so funny!

Right, rubber chicken?

all: Shh! - Oops.

- You're still being too loud, Animal.

- Sorry. Here, Fozzie.

- I'm sorry, Fozzie, but I think Sir Featherbrain

is a little too loud for the library.

We can't have you squeaking him while other people are reading.

- But--but--

- I'll just put him on this shelf for now, okay?

Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf can keep an eye on him

until it's time to leave.

both: Huh?

- Oh, yeah, sure. - Oh, it'll be fine.

[both snoring]

- Now, you go enjoy your book quietly.

- But I didn't--

[groans]

- Fozzie sad, and it Animal's fault.

- No, it's okay, Animal.

I know you didn't mean to get Sir Featherbrain taken away.

I just really wanted to read

this funny picture book with him.

And now I can't.

- Yes, Fozzie can.

Animal get rubber chickie back!

- Really?

But Mr. Manny said to leave him on the shelf.

- Mr. Manny no understand.

Animal too loud, not Fozzie.

- Aw, that is true.

And I do really miss Sir Featherbrain.

[groans] You know what, Animal?

Let's do it.

Let's set that rubber chicken free.

- Ha!

- Now, remember if we're gonna get 'em,

we're gonna have to be--

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

- Quiet.

- Heya partners, you're being a mite loud

for this here library.

Some of us cowpokes are trying to read.

- Oh. - Sorry, Summer.

- Aw, that's okay.

I'm just really excited to finish this story.

The ponytail bandits are gonna break

an innocent cactus out of jail.

You buckaroos wanna read the ending with me?

- Thanks, Summer, but we're trying

to save Sir Featherbrain!

Mr. Manny thought I was making too much noise with him.

- But Animal squeak rubber chickie, not Fozzie.

- Icicles! We gotta get him back.

And the ponytail bandits would know just how to do it!

- Does that mean you're gonna help us?

- Yep, ponytail bandit style.

Come on. We'll get him back pronto!

The ponytail bandits hurried through the dusty town.

They knew a certain rubber jailbird

who needed to be set free.

- Lookee yonder.

That must be the jail where they're

keeping Sir Featherbrain locked up.

- We coming, rubber chicken! - Shh!

Remember, partner, we have to do this quietly.

We don't wanna wake the sheriffs.

[both snoring]

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

- Don't worry, rubber chickie.

We bust you out.

[grunting]

It locked.

[both mutter]

[both snoring]

- Shh. - Easy there, cowboy.

You almost woke up the sheriffs.

- But look-- that must be the key

that opens the jail door,

and I know just how to get it, real quiet-like.

[both gasp]

- [chuckles] Easy as--

- Summer did it! Yee-haw!

[laughing]

- Hey, what are you kids doing?

- Yikes! - Run for it!

[all panting]

both: Shh!

- Aw, Animal too loud.

- You certainly are.

Kermie and I can't read with so much noise in the library.

- Yeah, and if you keep being loud,

I'll never found out if Super Gal makes it

to the top of the Tower of Terribleness.

- Oh, that would be terrible. Sorry, Kermit.

We were just trying to rescue my rubber chicken.

- Sir Featherbrain needs rescuing?

- Gee, that sounds important. Maybe we should help them.

- You're right, Kermie.

After all, helping is what Super Gal would do.

Meanwhile, in Muppetopolis,

the superheroes arrive at the Tower of Terribleness

to rescue their feathered friend.

We're almost there.

Once we sneak to the top of the tower, we can--

- Superheroes, go! - Shh!

- Hey, what was that?

- Quick! Hide!

- Did you hear something, Bad Guy Number Two?

- I keep telling you, I'm Bad Guy Number One.

You're Bad Guy Number Two.

- Oh, yeah. I forgot.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- Remember, Super Animal,

we have to be super quiet so the bad guys

guarding Sir Featherbrain don't catch us.

- Super quiet, no problem. Now let's go.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

- Moi got it.

all: Yay!

- [panting]

- Ah! Yipe!

[grunting]

Yeesh.

- Whoa-oh-oh!

Oh! Whoo! Whoa!

- [gasps]

Phew.

- We made it!

- Now we just have to untie him.

- [laughs] Kermit and Miss Piggy: Shh!

- I'm telling you, Bad Guy Number Two,

I know I heard something.

- And I'm telling you, I'm Bad Guy Number One!

- We got it. - Super Animal super happy!

- Hey, what are you super sneaks doing up there?

- Oopsies. - Run for it!

[all yelp]

Statler and Waldorf: Shh.

- Mr. Manny told you to be quiet.

- And to leave that chicken be.

all: Sorry!

- Aw, Animal too loud again. - I'll say!

You guys are noisier than

a dozen monkeys playing maracas.

What's going on?

- We've been trying to get

Sir Featherbrain back for Fozzie!

- But each we try, we get caught.

- Because Animal too loud.

- Wowza, I can't believe I missed all the action.

That sounds even more exciting than my ninja book.

- Oh! That it!

To get rubber chickie, we be quiet like ninjas.

- Ooh, fabulous idea, Animal.

Mr. Manny said that ninjas are so silent

that they can move anywhere without being spotted.

- Well, all right then! Let's get ninjafied!

Not a stone was disturbed as the band of ninjas

crept silently towards their squeakariffic target.

- Fish sticks!

If we're gonna sneak past those ninja guards,

we'll have to be super-duper extra quiet.

- Oh!

both: Huh?

[suspenseful music]

Hmm.

- We need a way to distract them.

- Let moi handle this with my sparkly throwing stars.

♪ ♪

- Hey, what was that? - I don't know.

There goes another one. Come on, let's check it out!

- It's working.

Now's our chance to rescue Sir Featherbrain.

- Animal got this.

- Wait a minute, Animal, maybe one of us should do it.

- Kermit's right.

Every time we're almost there, you get a little, um...

- Loud?

- Not this time. Learned lesson.

Animal is ninja, and ninja stay quiet!

Watch.

♪ ♪

- Is it New Year's? - Not by my calendar.

- Ninja!

Yeah! Oop.

[all gasp]

- Fourth of July?

- No, that was last week.

- Stay quiet.

[laughs]

See, Animal learned how to be quiet.

- Sir Featherbrain!

Aww, I missed you so mu--

huh?

- Ahem!

both: Shh!

- What's all the commotion in here?

And Fozzie, why isn't Sir Featherbrain on the shelf?

We don't want him to bother people

while they're reading, remember?

[both snoring]

- Well, I, uh--

- Mr. Manny, Animal have to tell you something.

It was Animal that was too loud with chicken, not Fozzie.

- Oh, I see.

Well, I'm glad you were honest with me, Animal.

- Animal glad too.

And now Animal know to be quiet in library like ninja.

So Animal not bother anyone anymore.

- That's very good to hear.

And Fozzie, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

You can have your toy back.

Just make sure there's no more squeakers, please.

- Oh, there won't be, Mr. Manny.

Sir Featherbrain and I will be extra quiet.

- Great!

Well, I found the cookbook Miss Nanny wanted.

I'm gonna go check it out for her.

Be back in a minute!

- So now that I have Sir Featherbrain back,

we're gonna go finish our funny picture book.

You all want to read it with us?

all: Yeah.

- Finally, some peace and quiet.

- Yeah.

Hey, what's that you're reading, anyway?

- This? It's a book about fireworks.

It really started off with a bang!

[both laughing]

- Shh!

- Sorry.

[all laughing]

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪