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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme!

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

ANIMAL: "Animal Get the Sneezies."

Oh, making friendship flower bracelets

was a fabulous idea, Summer.

Thanks, Piggy.

I wanted to make the bestest bracelets

with my bestest friends.

Animal like.

Me, too.

I even made one for my rubber chicken, Sir Featherbrain.

-(CHUCKLES) -MISS NANNY: Hey, guys.

I brought more flowers for your best friend bracelets.

Thanks, Miss Nanny. We have something for you, too.

We make Best Nanny bracelet.

Wow, I love it.

And to say thank you,

I'm going to go slice up some crisp,

-sweet apples for snack time. -(CHUCKLES)

But I don't think they'll be as sweet as you.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Now that our bracelets are done,

you guys wanna go outside and play?

Yeah. We can play Best Friend Hot Potato.

Or Best Friend Leapfrog.

-Whoa! (LAUGHS) -Whee. (GRUNTS)

Or... Ah... Ah... Achoo.

Hmm. I don't know that game.

Animal, are you okay?

Yeah. Achoo!

Hey, what's going on with Animal?

Isn't is obvious? Animal's speaking Sneeze-ish.

I happen to be fluent. (CLEARS THROAT)

Achoo, achoo. Achoo, achoo?

Achoo!

I don't think so, Gonzo.

It looks like Animal has a case of the sneezies.

Oh, no.

Animal has sneezies?

Don't worry. I had the sneezies once.

But my mommy took me to the doctor,

and I got better real quick.

Doctor?

Yep. The doctor gave me some medicine,

and the sneezies went away.

So we should tell Miss Nanny about your sneezies right now.

-GONZO: Uh-huh. Good idea. -That's a great idea.

Don't tell Miss Nanny. Animal no need doctor. Animal all better now.

So, let's play Rocket Tag.

ALL: Yay!

Well, you seem to have stopped sneezing.

So I guess we could play Rocket Tag.

There's just one thing.

-Wha? -Tag! You're it!

-Yay! -Huh?

Oh! (LAUGHING)

ALL: Whee!

(LAUGHS) Animal it!

BOTH: Whee.

(LAUGHS)

-Can't catch us. -(LAUGHS)

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Animal get you!

-Yoo-hoo. -Huh?

So you think you can tag Gonzo the Great, do ya?

Well, let's see you keep up with my meatball maneuvers.

-(LAUGHS) Gonna get you! -(GRUNTING) Whoa.

-Whoo-hoo! -(LAUGHS)

Almost... tag... ya...

Gah... Gah... Gachoo.

Huh?

(ALL SCREAMING)

Well, looks like I win Rocket Tag.

(ALL GROANING)

Animal, I think you really do have the sneezies.

Yeah.

Don't worry. We know exactly what to do.

Say "gesundheit"?

No. Tell Miss Nanny so Animal can go to the doctor.

Uh-uh. No doctor.

Why not, Animal? Don't you wanna feel better?

Animal never been to doctor. It sounds scary.

Animal no go.

But if you don't go to the doctor, how will vous get better?

I got it.

Since Animal is afraid because he doesn't know the doctor,

maybe we can send him to a doctor he does know?

But, Kermie, who do we know that's a doctor?

(SCOFFS) Animal doesn't know just one doctor.

He knows two.

BOTH: Us.

Dr. Gonzo.

And Dr. Fozzie.

BOTH: At your service.

We're fully licensed pretend doctors,

guaranteed to fix your sneezies.

Right, Nurse Potato?

(QUACKS)

Oh, he's on his break.

Achoo!

Interesting.

How many rubber chickens am I holding up?

Achoo!

Interesting.

Open your mouth and say "pepperoni."

(MUMBLING)

Interesting.

What's so interesting, Dr. Gonzo?

Animal takes really good care of his teeth.

Thank you. Achoo!

Gonzo, what about Animal's sneezies?

Oh, yeah. Animal's definitely got the sneezies.

But don't worry. We've got this.

That's right.

You know how they say, "Laughter is the best medicine"?

Well, check this out.

(WHIRRING)

(LAUGHS)

And how about this?

-(LAUGHING) -(TOYS SQUEAKING)

And... (GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING) Funny Fozzie.

See? Laughter is the best medicine.

Animal's sneezies are gone.

ALL: Yay!

Ah... Ah... Ahh... (SIGHS)

ALL: Phew.

Achoo!

(ALL YELPING)

(GRUNTS) Owie. Achoo.

(ALL GROANING)

Looks like Animal's sneezies are no joke.

Well, then, I know exactly what this patient needs.

Extra-strength stunts.

Stunts?

Yep. A surefire way to cure the sneezies

is to get shot out of a canon

into a pool of macaroni.

ALL: Huh?

Trust me. It'll blast the sneezies right out of him.

Gee. I don't know, Gonzo.

I still think Animal needs to go see a real doctor.

Animal no want doctor. Animal do stunt.

Achoo!

You heard the patient. Let's do this.

Three, two, one... Sneezies be gone.

(LAUGHING)

Hey! Animal not sneezing!

Dr. Gonzo did it. Animal is cured!

ALL: Hooray!

Achoo! (SPUTTERS)

-Bless you. -Aw.

Yep. This is definitely the most serious case of the sneezies we've ever seen.

Sorry, Animal, but I think we have to tell Miss Nanny

so you can go to a real doctor.

Animal no want doctor.

I know you're scared, Animal.

Yeah, but we'll be right there with you

when you tell Miss Nanny you're not feeling well.

That's what best friends are for.

(SIGHS) Okay.

No doctor!

Looks like we got a runner!

After him!

No doctor!

(ALL GRUNTING)

ALL: Huh?

No doctor.

No doctor!

(WHISPERING) No doctor.

No doctor!

(ALL CHATTERING)

(QUIETLY) No doctor.

I don't see Animal anywhere.

He's not in the tree house.

Or by the stage.

Maybe he's in the chicken coop.

-(CLUCKS) -(HONKS)

GONZO: Hey, who are you?

Ah. New chickie. My name, uh, Kevin.

Hmm.

Nice to meet you, Kevin. I'd love to chat, but I got to find my friend Animal.

Shh!

(CLUCKS)

I don't know where Animal could be.

Oh, this is bad.

His sneezies won't get better

if he doesn't go to the doctor.

Okay, snack time, everybody. Hey, where's Animal?

Well, you see, Animal's hiding.

He's not feeling well, but he's afraid to tell you.

MISS NANNY: Oh, no. Animal's not feeling well?

ANIMAL: Achoo! 'Scuse me.

Gesundheit, Kevin! He's new here.

ALL: Animal!

(GROANS)

MISS NANNY: Are you okay, Animal? I heard you weren't feeling well.

Yeah. Animal have sneezies.

But Animal no want doctor.

You know, Animal, when I was a little girl,

I was afraid to go to the doctor.

ALL: You were?

Nanny scared?

I sure was.

Animal scared, too.

I know, and it's okay.

It can be scary to do new things.

But having your parents take you to the doctor

can make you feel better.

♪ We all need some help ♪

♪ Feeling well ♪

♪ I promise it all won't be as scary as you think ♪

Achoo.

♪ 'Cause I'm sure they've got what it's gonna take ♪

♪ To fix you up ♪

♪ Soon you might even forget you ever felt this way ♪

Achoo.

ALL: ♪ You'll get better ♪

♪ You'll get better ♪

♪ Soon all your big fears ♪

-♪ Will start feeling small ♪ -(SNEEZES)

(BLOWS NOSE)

♪ You'll get better ♪

♪ You'll get better ♪

♪ We all need some help ♪

MISS NANNY: ♪ Feeling well ♪

♪ So let's give the doctor a call ♪

(CLOCK TICKING)

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -(ALL GASP)

MISS NANNY: I'll get it.

Look who's back from the doctor.

ALL: Animal!

Are you okay?

-Do you still have the sneezies? -Uh-uh.

MISS NANNY: Actually, the smell of the flowers

from the friendship bracelets

was what was making Animal sneeze.

Flowers can do that sometimes.

The flowers gave Animal the sneezies?

How could you?

Don't worry, Animal.

If our bracelets are making vous feel bad,

we just won't wear them anymore.

We can make new best friend bracelets out of macaroni.

MISS NANNY: Good idea, Summer.

Oh, I better make sure there are no leftover flowers on the table.

So, Animal, was the doctor scary?

No, doctor nice. She give Animal yummy lollipop.

(MUNCHES)

A lollipop? I wanna go to the doctor, too.

Achoo! Achoo!

MISS NANNY: I don't think the doctor gives out lollipops

for pretend sneezies, Gonzo.

(GROANS) What can I trade sneezies for?

MISS NANNY: How about some apple slices?

You got a deal. Achoo! (GIGGLES) Mmm. Oh, delicious.

ALL: Gonzo!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

ROBIN: "Library Leapfrog."

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

MISS NANNY: Okay, everyone. Who's ready to go someplace super fun?

MUPPET BABIES: Me! Me! Me!

Where are we going?

It's a surprise.

Now, hurry up, everyone. Let's all get on the bus.

(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

ALL: ♪ Let's get on the bus ♪

♪ All together ♪

♪ Hop along Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Let's get on the bus ♪

♪ Have a new adventure ♪

(ENGINE REVS)

♪ Grab your lunch and hustle inside ♪

-♪ Come on, let's go for a ride ♪ -(BUS HORN HONKS)

ALL: Yay!

MISS NANNY: Here we are. The library.

(ALL LAUGHING, CHATTERING)

Why are we here, Uncle Kermit?

The library is an awesome place, Robin.

With a bajillion cool books to read.

-Books? Oh. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPS)

Oh.

MISS NANNY: Okay, guys.

Remember, you can each choose one book to take home.

And don't forget your animal crackers for snack time.

-Thanks, Miss Nanny. -Thank you, Miss Nanny.

-Look out. (GRUNTS) -(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

-Robin! -Huh?

Your crackers.

Oh, thank you, Miss Nanny.

-Come on. I'll show you around. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPS)

Isn't the library great, Robin?

They've got all kinds of neat books here.

Books that rhyme.

Oh. Rat in a Hat.

-Books that are funny. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

(LAUGHS) The Wacky Alpacas Go to Clown Camp.

And books about cool stuff.

Ooh, The History of Cauliflower. I've been looking for this.

Hey, and look at this one.

-It has dinosaurs. -(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

Oh, no, thanks, Uncle Kermit. I don't really like books.

ALL: What?

Books are full of all kinds of great things.

But they don't have anything as cool as my space dino video game.

It's got chases and puzzles.

And at the end, there's a huge battle with a monster.

Well, books have stuff like that too, Robin.

Yeah, like The Ponytail Bandits Ride Again.

An exciting adventure in the Wild West.

If it's adventure Robin wants,

then I suggest Zorna and the Muffonians from Outer Space.

(LAUGHS) "Muffonians." That's funny, but I don't know.

Come on. We'll show you.

Yee-haw.

ALL: Yee-haw.

-(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) -SUMMER: "On the rugged Western plains,

"a steam engine chugged its way across the wild frontier.

"The train was carrying the only cowpokes brave enough to guard it,

Sheriff Leapfrog and his trusty buckaroos."

Hey, where are we?

Inside book!

Really?

(STOMACH RUMBLING)

Oh, snack time. (MUNCHING)

SUMMER: "Just then the door burst open and in came..."

ALL: The Ponytail Bandits!

This here's a stickup!

Put your hands in the air!

(ALL GULP)

(CHUCKLES) Cool. (MUNCHES)

SUMMER: Listen up, pardners.

We're here for all the animal crackers on this here train.

So hand 'em over.

Better do as she says, boys.

Thank you kindly.

(MUNCHING)

She said all the animal crackers. Right, Summer?

(ROBIN GIGGLES)

All right, pardner. Let's take these crackers and ride.

BOTH: Yee-haw!

(GIGGLES) That was fun, but I have to get back to my game.

(GASPS)

Oh, no. I gave Piggy my game instead of my crackers.

What are we gonna do?

After 'em, boys.

GONZO: After them! ALL: Let's go!

SUMMER: "The Ponytail Bandits jumped off the train lickety-split

-"and rode off for the hills." -(BOTH GIGGLING)

(BICYCLES WHINNYING)

Sweet sticky molasses!

They're getting away with all the animal crackers.

And my game. We have to get it back.

I was so close to winning.

Don't worry, buckaroo. I'll just wrangle us a ride. (WHISTLES)

(BICYCLES WHINNYING)

Hop on, everyone.

-ALL: Yee-haw! -(BICYCLES WHINNYING)

SUMMER: "With their trusty steeds summoned,

"Sheriff Leapfrog and his posse rode in pursuit."

Isn't this exciting, Robin?

It sure is. Almost as exciting as my video game.

Look! The Ponytail Bandits are up ahead.

Yee-haw! We're gaining on 'em.

Looks like we got company.

-Oh, yeah? Let's see 'em follow us... -(BICYCLE WHINNIES)

...through Dead End Canyon.

-SUMMER: Yeah! -(BOTH LAUGH)

KERMIT: Come back here, you varmints!

You'll never catch us.

-(SCREAMS) -(GASPS)

SUMMER: Dead end!

(BICYCLES WHINNYING)

Suffering snowflakes. We're surrounded.

All right, Ponytail Bandits, hand over the animal crackers.

And my game.

You varmints haven't caught us yet!

-Whoo! -SUMMER: Yeah!

-ALL: Whoa! -(ANIMAL LAUGHS)

Which way did they go?

-There. -(SUMMER GIGGLES)

-(BOTH GIGGLE) -FOZZIE: They're going into another book.

-GONZO: Let's get 'em! -(ALL CHATTERING)

I know this book. It's The Tale of Pink Bow the Pirate.

Then, that's where they took my game.

Can we follow them, Uncle Kermit?

Aye-aye, matey.

ROBIN: Let's go! FOZZIE: Let's do it.

MISS PIGGY: "With the wind at their backs,

"Captain Kermie and his loyal crew sailed after the pirates."

Whoa. This book is really cool.

Captain Kermit, I think I "seas" them.

Huh? Seas? Get it?

Avast, ye scallywags. 'Tis I, Pink Bow the Pirate.

And I... Summer the Sea Dog.

BOTH: Yo-ho.

We have your treasure, mateys. And you'll never get it back.

Our crackers!

My game!

Ta-ta! (LAUGHS)

(SUMMER LAUGHS)

After them. We'll get you, Pink Bow!

MISS PIGGY: "At last the pirates dropped anchor on a deserted island."

Come on, Captain Pink Bow. Let's lose them in these trees.

(BELL DINGS)

Hey, look. Footprints. They must have gone into the jungle.

Stay sharp, crew.

We don't know what kind of danger

this deserted island could be hiding.

Danger? This book just keeps getting better.

MISS PIGGY: "Captain Kermit and his crew braved many perils

"in their pursuit of the treasure-stealing pirates.

-"Like the tentacles of terror." -Whee!

Hi, Mr. Octopus.

MISS PIGGY: "And the jungle of raining coconuts.

"At last, the adventurers emerged

-"from the dangerous jungle." -(ALL PANTING)

Boy, that was great.

You know, I'm starting to think

books are way more fun than I thought.

Look! The trail ends in a big letter X.

In pirate books, X marks the spot where the treasure's buried.

Maybe Piggy and Summer buried our animal crackers and Robin's game here.

Animal dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

(GRUNTS)

-You did it! Way to go, Animal. -ROBIN: Whoa!

MISS PIGGY: "The first mate wasted no time in opening up the chest.

"But the young scallywag was surprised to find..."

What's this stuff?

Oh, dibs on the Zorna toy! (IMITATES FLYING)

What does that picture mean?

I don't know. I thought our crackers would be in the chest.

Look out, Zorna! It's the Muffonians!

(GASPS) Muffonians!

I think I know where Piggy and Summer went.

It's like the puzzles in my game.

Where can you find Zorna, a muffin and outer space?

ALL: I don't know.

I do! They're all in my favorite book,

Zorna and the Muffonians from Outer Space.

Exactly.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go get our animal crackers.

ALL: Whoo-hoo! ROBIN: Yay!

SUMMER: "Space, the muffin frontier..."

Whoa! This is the best book yet.

-Captain Kermit? -(RHYTHMIC BEEPING)

There's another spaceship nearby. And they're calling us.

BOTH: Greetings, Earthlings.

Hey, Piggy and Summer.

You guys look a little different. Did you get haircuts?

No! We are the mighty Muffonians.

If you want your crackers back, you'll have to get through...

MISS PIGGY AND SUMMER: Our muffin meteor field!

(WHISTLES) That's a lot of muffins.

Animal got this.

(WHIRRING)

ALL: Yay!

Wow, Animal. That was even more exciting than my video game.

Ha! Did you think the muffin meteor field was our only defense?

Now you must face Plan M.

(WHIRRING, BEEPING)

(WHIRRING)

What's Plan M?

FOZZIE: Uh-oh. I think Plan M stands for...

ALL: Muffin Monster!

(ROARS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

You'll never get past our monster.

Unless you knock off his cute party hat.

Summer, you weren't supposed to tell them that.

(GROWLING)

FOZZIE: Look out!

ALL: Whoa.

-Animal, dodge those muffins. -(RHYTHMIC BEEPING)

We have to get that hat.

-Aye-aye. -(WHIRRING)

(GROWLING)

SUMMER: "Barely able to escape the barrage of muffins, the crew hatched a plan."

Hey! This is just like the boss battle in my game.

-(GROWLING) -Look,

the monster takes a big breath

before he spits out the muffins.

That's when his guard is down and we can knock off his hat.

-Yeah, that's right. Yeah. -Yeah, he's right. He's right.

Cadet Robin, take the helm.

SUMMER: "The young cadet took the wheel

"and the tension was as thick as space pudding."

Hang on!

KERMIT: It's getting ready to attack again.

Now!

(GROWLS)

-ALL: Yay! -(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

(ALL YELP)

Thanks!

KERMIT: No problem. GONZO: You're welcome.

ANIMAL: Bye-bye. ROBIN: So long!

Congratulations, Earthlings. You may have your crackers back.

But we'll be back in the next chapter of

Zorna and the Muffonians from Outer Space.

-(ALL CHEER) -ROBIN: All right.

That was the coolest.

-ALL: Yeah! -I'll say.

Sorry we took your video game with the crackers, Robin.

It was an accident.

Well, I guess you can get back to playing, huh?

You know what? I don't feel like playing video games right now.

ALL: You don't?

Nah, I wanna finish that book about the Muffonians.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

ALL: Yay! ANIMAL: Yay, books!

MISS NANNY: Hey, guys. Did everyone find a book?

I sure did. Can I take this one home, please?

MISS NANNY: Of course. Looks like a good one.

Now, come on, everyone.

It's time to get back on the bus.

ALL: Yay!

GONZO: Hey, who wants to go on

a History of Cauliflower adventure with me?

ANIMAL: Nah. FOZZIE: Sit that one out.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh.