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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme!

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

ALL: Yes, Miss Nanny.

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

SCOOTER: "Win a Twin."

-I win. -(GASPS)

-(LAUGHS) -Needs more yellow.

-Animal airplane! (LAUGHS) -Wait for Zorna. (LAUGHS)

(BOTH GRUNT)

-Oh. Dizzy. -(LAUGHS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

All right, kids. Gather around and see who's here.

(ALL CHATTERING)

Everyone, I'd like you to meet Scooter and...

Me... Skeeter.

BOTH: Hi.

(BOTH GASP) Huh? Huh?

I think I'm still a little dizzy from spinning.

'Cause I'm seeing two of you.

(LAUGHS) There are two of us.

Scooter and Skeeter look alike

because they're a unique kind of brother and sister called twins.

It means we were born together on the same day.

-(ALL EXCLAIMING) -KERMIT: Whoa! Really?

And we've done everything together ever since. Right, Skeeter?

You bet!

We play video games together. We eat pizza together.

And we love...

...playing sports together.

BOTH: We're the perfect team.

(CHUCKLES) It sure sounds like it.

You kids have fun while I go out and pick some strawberries

for a special treat I'm making.

-KERMIT: Okay. -(ALL CHATTERING)

So, Scooter and Skeeter, what other kinds of things do twins do together?

BOTH: We'll show you!

(BOTH SCATTING)

♪ Two of a kind ♪

♪ We do everything together ♪

♪ It's so much fun when you got a best buddy ♪

♪ Who's also your brother ♪ ♪ Or your sister ♪

BOTH: ♪ Two of a kind ♪

♪ It's a perfect combination ♪

♪ Yeah, we sure do like being side by side ♪

♪ In every kind of situation ♪

♪ When I tie my shoes he helps me loop the loops ♪

♪ She puts the toothpaste on my brush ♪

♪ We share the same big box of crayons when we color ♪

♪ I draw on one side and he does the other ♪

♪ We're always right there to help one another ♪

♪ Have the very best day we can ♪

♪ Two of a kind ♪

Hey, everybody! I got the strawberries.

So I'm going to start baking some delicious muffins.

I have room in the kitchen for one helper. Any volunteers?

Oh! Me! Me! Me! I love baking.

Great. I'll get you an apron and meet you in the kitchen.

Wait, Skeeter. You're leaving me alone?

Of course not. I'm leaving you with lots of new friends.

But we've always done everything together.

Don't worry. I'll be back before you know it.

Come on, Scooter. Let's all play a game while we wait for snack time.

I don't know.

I don't think I can have any fun without my twin sister.

Oh. It's too bad you don't have another twin to play with.

That's it! Maybe I could be your twin sister.

Wait, what?

Yeah. Animal be twin too.

Me three.

I could definitely be your twin.

We have the same nose. See?

Wait. We can't all be Scooter's twin.

I got an idea.

We'll decide who's the most like Skeeter by having a game show.

Ooh. I do like games, but what's a game show?

It's a contest on TV where you do fun stuff to win prizes.

And on our show, the winner gets to be Scooter's twin for the day.

Yay!

-Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to... -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

BOTH: Win a Twin.

(HORNS BLOWING)

Here's how it works, Scooter. We'll play three games.

And whichever contestant is the most like Skeeter

will be your twin for the day.

But if none of the contestants win the round, it's... egg time.

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

-Egg time? -What that?

You'll see.

Then let's get started with round one,

which will be all about Scooter and Skeeter's favorite food...

-Pizza. Yay! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Me and Skeeter love to make pizza together.

I twirl the dough and Skeeter puts on the toppings.

-She always chooses my favorites. -AUDIENCE: Aw!

So, contestants, your job is to choose toppings you think Scooter would like.

Ready? Go!

Hmm? Ah! (CHUCKLES)

(HUMS)

Oh, boy. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

-(TIMER DINGS) -Time's up.

Fozzie, what toppings did you choose?

It's pizza topped with my favorite...

-Meatballs. -AUDIENCE: Oh!

And it comes with free delivery. Here it comes, Scooter.

-(KERMIT GROANS) -Oopsies.

Yum. Mmm. Needs olives.

-(LAUGHS) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

And what toppings did you choose, Piggy?

Moi chose the most fabulous toppings of all...

-glitter and a crown. -AUDIENCE: Ahh.

But you can't eat that.

Oh, it's much too fabulous to eat, silly.

And, Gonzo... How did you top your pizza?

With the classic, always irresistible

pickled banana peels and popcorn.

-AUDIENCE: Ew! -Ew! Gross!

Oh, I get it.

More of a tuna and sprinkles kind of guy, huh?

And last but not least, Animal.

Um, Animal?

(LIPS SMACKING)

SUMMER: Where's your pizza?

-Uh-oh. Animal ate. -AUDIENCE: Aw.

Well, all the contestants have finished their pizzas,

so let's see what's on Scooter's.

-It's half olive and half extra cheese. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Yeah. I love olives, and Skeeter loves extra cheese.

She makes our pizza half and half so we can eat it together.

-(BEEPS) -AUDIENCE: Aw.

Uh-oh. None of our contestants topped their pizzas like Skeeter.

You know what that means, Summer?

-It's egg time! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(ALL GROANING)

Well, that was "eggciting." Get it? Wocka wocka.

(GROANS ANGRILY)

Good one, Fozzie. But this next round is no joke.

Our contestants will have to score

a soccer goal just like Scooter and Skeeter.

Tell them how you do it, Scooter.

Well, if you watch this video,

you'll see that I always make the perfect pass to Skeeter.

And then she scores with a big cowabunga kick.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -ALL: Way to go!

So, contestants, let's kick off this next round of Win a Twin.

(THUDS)

(BOTH COUGH)

(ALARM RINGING)

Whoa! That was awesome!

-Did I win? -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

Close, but unfortunately, no one scored a cowabunga kick like Skeeter.

So you know what that means. It's egg time!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -(ALL GROANING)

(MISS PIGGY GROANS ANGRILY)

Well, this is fun and all, but none of you are really like my sister.

Don't you worry, Scooter,

because we've got your favorite event coming right up.

SUMMER: Giant Chicken Dance Party.

(CLUCKS)

This is me and Skeeter's favorite video game.

She's the ultimate dance partner, but she's not here.

Don't worry, Scooter,

because whoever wins this round will be your twin for the day.

-(MUSIC PLAYING) -That's right, contestants.

All you have to do is watch Camillazilla dance on this screen.

If you and Scooter can do the exact same dance moves together, you win.

ALL: Yay!

All right. Let's get chickeny with it.

Animal, you're up first.

Animal dance!

Okay. Here we go.

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(CLUCKING)

Come on, Animal. Flap your wings like Camilla.

Animal boogie. (LAUGHS)

-(DANCE FLOOR BUZZES) -Wha?

-AUDIENCE: Ooh. -Ooh, Animal did not dance

like Camillazilla and is out.

(GROANING) Oh.

Next up, Fozzie Bear.

Heads up, Fozzie. Camillazilla is doing the Chicken House Hop now.

No problem.

I can do any chicken dance with my lucky rubber chicken.

-Whoops! Whoa! -AUDIENCE: Aw.

(DANCE FLOOR BUZZES)

Ah! Too bad, Fozzie!

Piggy, you're next.

Get ready, Piggy. Camillazilla is pecking to the side.

No problem.

SCOOTER: Now she's pecking to the other side.

Easy-peasy.

Wow, Piggy. You're doing great.

-Oh, do you think so? -(DANCE FLOOR BUZZES)

It's probably the ballet lessons I've been taking.

I also take tap dancing classes.

-Oh, do you think I should learn to tango? -(BUZZING CONTINUES)

Oh. Piggy's out because she stopped dancing.

-Hmm! -AUDIENCE: Aw.

That leaves only Gonzo.

Let's flap those wings, Scooter.

Way to go, Gonzo.

But the game's getting faster. Can you keep up?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

-(CHUCKLES) Good. -Whoo-hoo. Uh-huh. Yeah.

-SCOOTER: Good. Go! Uh-huh. -(LAUGHS)

Wow, Gonzo. You're almost as good as Skeeter.

But are you ready for the megachirpie chicken spin?

(CLUCKING)

(BOTH CLUCKING)

Whoa, whoa!

-(BOTH SCREAMING) -ANIMAL: Look out!

-Huh? -(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(BOTH GRUNT)

-(DANCE FLOOR BUZZES) -(ALL GROANING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

That was so much fun!

But no one won this last round of Win a Twin.

And you know what that means.

ALL: (GROANING) Egg time.

(LAUGHS)

Scooter, we're so sorry we couldn't find a twin for you today.

You must be really disappointed.

Yeah. But Fozzie's pizza delivery was super funny.

And it was pretty silly when Gonzo played soccer with a cannon.

And Chicken Dance Party with you guys was awesome.

You know what? I did have fun.

I guess I can have fun with friends other than Skeeter.

-AUDIENCE: Aw. -There you have it, folks.

Scooter may not have won a twin on the Muppet game show,

but he did win a prize that's just as good...

-New friends. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

ALL: Aw!

Hey, Scooter. The muffins are done.

What you been doing while we were baking?

Well, we had a game show, made pizza, played soccer

and boogied to Giant Chicken Dance Party.

Wow. All that?

You were right. I didn't need to be nervous at all.

I played with lots of new friends, and it was so much fun.

(ALL CHATTERING)

Hey, kids. The muffins are ready.

Let's all go to the picnic table.

-ALL: Yay! -(LAUGHS)

-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) -Gonzo, aren't you coming?

In a minute. Camillazilla and I have a score to settle.

-(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) -(CLUCKING)

SKEETER: "Skeeter and the Super Girls."

(LAUGHS) You'll never stop me, you superheroes.

Come back here, Dr. Meanzo.

Yeah. Freeze.

(ALL LAUGHING)

-(TIMER DINGS) -There's the timer.

That means the cookies are ready.

Cookies! Yay!

-(SKEETER CHATTERING) -SCOOTER: Hey, wait for me.

Beat ya again.

Wow, sis. You're fast.

You know it, bro.

Look, Scooter and Skeeter are here.

Hey, guys.

Greetings, Skeeter. It is I, Captain Icecube.

And moi, Super Fabulous.

And together we are...

"The Super Girls."

Wow. You two look amazing.

Gather round, kids.

Hi, Miss Nanny.

Oh, hey, you two. You're just in time for these cookies I baked.

Cookies?

Ah! Yay!

-(ALL CHATTERING) -SUMMER: (LAUGHS) Cookies.

-Ooh. -Let me at 'em.

Hold on, Gonzo. I still need to get the milk.

Nobody eat them until I get back.

Don't worry, Miss Nanny. I'll keep an eye on them.

(CHUCKLES) Thank you, Scooter.

It's so nice to have my very own cookie guard.

Uh-uh. Wait for the milk.

All right, new guy.

Ooh, comic books.

(GROANS) I don't wanna wait for the milk.

Me either.

Yeah, bummer.

But what if Dr. Meanzo and his supervillains didn't have to wait?

(ALL LAUGHING MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Hey, do you guys want to read comic books until Miss Nanny gets back?

Why read about superheroes when you can be a superhero?

Do you want to join our super team?

We have an extra cape.

That sounds great.

And this cape will make me look just like Super Gal.

She's my favorite superhero. 'Cause she's the speediest just like me.

I'll call myself... Top Speed!

Fastest super girl in the universe.

Oh, wow. You really do look like Super Gal.

Yeah, you just have glasses.

Oh, yeah. You're right.

I don't know any superhero who wears glasses.

I better take them off. Whoa.

I don't think it's a good idea

to take off your glasses, Skeeter.

Me either. Don't you need them?

No, no, I'm fine. Don't I look cool?

-Well, yeah, but... -But nothing.

Come on, Super Girls. We got a city to protect.

-All right. -Yeah.

MISS PIGGY: Keep your eyes open, team.

You never know when trouble will strike.

Look! It's the super signal.

It is? Where?

Right there!

Commissioner Kermie needs us.

He runs the police station in Muppetopolis.

If he's calling us with the super signal,

it means bad guys are up to no good. Come on!

-Uh, Super Girls, wait for me! -(CRASHES)

Where did everybody go?

(GROANS) Where are they?

SUMMER: Don't worry, Commissioner Kermit.

The Super Girls are here.

Super Fabulous.

Captain Icecube.

BOTH: And...

Top Speed?

Hey, where'd she go?

Sonic Zoom! (GRUNTS)

(CLATTERS)

Oopsies.

Skeeter, are you sure you don't need to put your glasses back on?

Commissioner Kermit won't think

I'm a real superhero if I have glasses.

Thank goodness you're here, superheroes.

We just got word that Dr. Meanzo has teamed up

with The Noodler and Meanimal

to rob the First National Cookie Bank.

Not the Cookie Bank.

My brother, Scooter, is a guard there.

Don't worry, Commissioner Kermie,

vous can count on us.

-Come on, team! -Yeah!

-Sonic Zoom! -(GROANS)

Good luck, superheroes. (GROANS)

BOTH: Super Girls, away!

(PANTING) I hope I'm going the right way.

-(SHEEP BLEATS) -SKEETER: Oops. Sorry.

-(CHICKENS CLUCKING) -Oh! My bad.

There's the Cookie Bank.

Hey, where's Top Speed?

-(CRASHES) -SKEETER: Oh!

Uh, they're not in here.

But I'll keep looking. Uh, you guys go ahead.

BOTH: Okay?

Come on, Captain Icecube.

We'll sneak inside and look for the villains there.

SUMMER: You got it.

(SIGHS)

All right, Cookie Guard. Give me the secret codes to the cookie vault.

No way, Dr. Meanzo. I promised I would protect those cookies,

and that's what I'm gonna do.

Pretty please with pickles on top?

That's very polite, but still no.

Well, well, it was worth a shot.

Dr. Meanzo doesn't know we're here.

Perfect. As soon as Top Speed catches up with us,

we'll capture him with my glitter lasso.

Top Speed to the rescue!

-(SHOES SCREECH) -I've got you now, Dr. Meanzo.

But I'm not Dr. Meanzo. I'm Scooter.

Really?

Skeeter, where are your glasses?

I took 'em off. You can't have glasses and be a superhero.

I'm looking for the nefarious Dr. Meanzo. Have you seen him?

Uh, I'm standing right here.

Hey! You're one of those Super Girls.

But where are the other two?

Oh, fish sticks.

Your cookie heist is finished, Dr. Meanzo.

Yeah! What are you gonna do with all those cookies anyway?

Only the evilest thing ever. Eat them without sharing.

(LAUGHS SINISTERLY)

-(GASPS) -Oh. That's bad manners.

You'll never get away with it while we're here.

Right. There's three of us and only one of you.

Then it's a good thing I brought some friends.

Aha!

Why Meanzo no share cookies?

No, I meant with them.

Oh.

More bad guys, eh?

This looks like a job for my Frosty Freezo Water Balloons.

No time.

Got you now, Dr. Meanzo.

-I'm not Meanzo. Whoa! -Whoa!

SUMMER: Super Fab, do something!

Time for me to wrap this up.

Ah!

Aw... I didn't mean me.

-BOTH: Whoa! (GRUNTS) -(CLATTERS)

Not again.

Very well, Super Girls.

I tried to do this the easy way and just take the cookies,

but it looks like I'll have to take

-all of you along too. -(BEEPS)

Warm up the milk, boys.

We're having cookies tonight.

ALL: Whoa!

Top Speed! (SCREAMS)

(GASPS) Got to help 'em.

You won't get away... (GROANS)

Man! Where do all these trash cans

-keep coming from? -(CLATTERS)

MISS PIGGY: Top Speed!

-FOZZIE: Pastalavista! -(GONZO LAUGHING)

Oh, no! The bad guys are getting away in that big blurry thing.

-(HORN HONKS) -(ENGINE ROARS)

I saw the Meanzocopter escaping. What happened?

Dr. Meanzo stole the cookies and the superheroes.

And the bank guard.

(YELPS) Well, at least they didn't catch you.

You can still save them.

But I can't because I... (SIGHS)

I can't see without my glasses.

-What? -I took them off

because I wanted everyone to think

I looked amazing and powerful.

Like the other superheroes.

But without them on, I keep messing everything up.

Well, superheroes aren't super because of how they look.

Not even a little?

Well, maybe a little. (CHUCKLES)

But, Skeeter, you look really cool in your glasses.

And besides, superheroes are really super

because they help people in trouble.

And that's what you do, right?

Yeah, it is.

I guess I'd be better at it if I could see, huh?

Hmm, probably.

All right, then.

If I'm gonna help the Super Girls beat Dr. Meanzo,

then I'm gonna need my glasses.

Top Speed!

Now, that's a superhero.

Thanks for the talk, Commissioner.

It's time for Top Speed to... Whoa!

That Meanzocopter is really up there.

How am I supposed to get to them?

Hop in. I'll give you a lift.

Whoa! Your car can fly?

Nope, but it does have an ejector seat.

-Wait, what? -(HONKS)

Whoa!

Good luck, Top Speed!

All right. That one wasn't my fault.

I respect your dedication, Cookie Guard.

So how about this? Open the vault for us and you can have the first cookie.

-Nope. -First two cookies.

-Nope. -We can throw in some noodles.

I got lots of those.

Psst! Guys!

Top Speed! Boy, are we glad to see you.

I'm glad to see you too.

Hey, you're wearing your glasses.

Yep. Now that I can see clearly,

I can get you guys out of there.

But how?

This jail cell is made out of the world's strongest noodles.

And Dr. Meanzo took our super tools.

I see them. Watch this.

Come on.

We'll give you seven cookies if you open the vault.

Nope.

Boy, it sure is breezy out here.

Special delivery.

-(CHUCKLES) -Fabulous.

Huh? Super stuff gone!

BOTH: Huh?

It's freeze time!

Hiyah!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Impossible.

That cage was made from the world's strongest noodles.

Not strong enough to stop...

ALL: The Super Girls!

Hand over the cookie vault, Dr. Meanzo.

Never! Noodler. Meanimal. Get them!

-(BOTH SCREAMING) -Come on, guys.

Frosty Freezo Water Balloons, go!

-May I? -Be my guest.

-(GRUNTING) -MISS PIGGY: Tata, Meanzo!

We'll be seeing you around.

(GROANS) Whoa!

I did not see that coming!

(GRUNTS) Whoa.

-(GROANS) -Hee.

I did.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Vous saved the day, Skeeter.

Well, yeah, but if I'd have been wearing my glasses,

Meanzo wouldn't have captured you in the first place.

-Sorry. -Oh, it's okay.

Yeah, I think your glasses make you look even cooler than Super Gal.

And moi thinks we look like the most fabulous super team ever.

ALL: Yeah!

Hey, kids! Milk and cookie time.

Oh, finally!

ALL: Yay!

Thanks for keeping an eye on the cookies, Scooter.

You're welcome, Miss Nanny.

And, uh, sorry about trying to steal them earlier.

Hunger makes people do strange things. (CHUCKLES)

That's funny.

All of our trash cans got knocked over while I was inside.

I don't suppose any of you know how that happened?

Well, let's just say I didn't see a thing.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!