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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

KERMIT AND FOZZIE: Best Friend Fixer-Uppers!

Whatcha doing, Miss Nanny?

Oh, a board is loose on the tree house ladder. So, I'm fixing it.

Do you need our help?

Yeah, we could use our play tools.

Nah, that's okay. I love fixing stuff up.

Oh, which reminds me,

it's just about time for me to fix you all a snack.

-(BOTH CHUCKLE) -Good one.

Oh, no!

What's wrong, Summer?

My yellow crayon broke.

Well, maybe I can fix it for you?

Just like Miss Nanny would.

Aw. Maybe not.

I know! Hold the pieces together, Fozzie,

and I'll put this tape around them.

There!

Take it for a test doodle.

It works!

You guys really are good at fixing things.

-ANIMAL: Fix. -(ALL LAUGHING)

Gee, I guess we are pretty good fixer-uppers, eh, Fozzie?

You said it, best friend.

Hey, that gives me a great idea.

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

(LAUGHS) Let's do it!

Listen up, everybody.

If there's a problem that needs fixing, don't you worry.

Because we're...

BOTH: The Best Friend Fixer-Uppers.

♪ We're the Best Friends Fixer-Uppers ♪

♪ If you need a repair, give us a holler ♪

♪ We can fix anything that you need ♪

♪ And satisfaction's guaranteed ♪

♪ We're the Best Friends Fixer-Uppers ♪

♪ We can fix anything that gets busted ♪

♪ If your tricycle's broke Got a spindly spoke ♪

♪ Or your microphone is missing a screw ♪

♪ If your crayon lost a tip ♪

♪ Or your comic book's ripped ♪

♪ We can fix it up as good as new ♪

♪ We're The Best Friends Fixer-Uppers ♪

♪ Fix your stuff up on the double ♪

♪ Fixer-Uppers Fabulous friends ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

ALL: Wow!

(BUNSEN SIGHS)

(MEEPING)

Hello, everyone.

Hi, Bunsen. Hi, Beaker. Wow, you guys look sad.

We certainly are.

Beaker and I are supposed to show our new invention

at a science fair on the moon, but we can't get there.

Why not?

Because the rocket we use

to fly to the moon keeps breaking.

And our invention isn't working right either.

Come with us to the tree house. We'll show you.

-ALL: Okay! Yeah! -SUMMER: Let's go!

(MEEPING IN FANFARE TUNE)

Behold! Our new Banana-Peel-Powered Disco Ball.

It can turn any old banana peel into a party...

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

ALL: Wow!

(MUSIC STOPS)

BUNSEN: ...until that happens.

Beaker and I can't finish the invention

and fix the rocket before the science fair starts.

There's simply not enough time!

I know.

While you work on your invention,

maybe me and Kermit can fix your rocket ship.

That's a great idea, Fozzie.

After all, we are...

BOTH: The best friend Fixer-Uppers!

By Jove, that just might work.

Here's the problem.

Our intergalactic rocket won't fly straight

because the stabilizer fin has broken off.

That's the last time I let Beaker fly.

He goes way too fast.

(MEEPING)

Don't worry, Bunsen.

Me and Fozzie will fix it up in no time.

Splendid! I guess we better get back

to work on our Banana-Peel-Powered Disco Ball.

(MEEPING) (CRASHES)

BUNSEN: Oh, dear.

(MEEPING)

Hang on, Beaker. I'll be... Whoa! (GRUNTS)

BUNSEN: We're okay!

Have fun!

Fixing this broken rocket ship wing is going to be a big job.

We're gonna need all our tools.

-Tape. -Wrench.

-Rubber chicken. -(TOY SQUEAKS)

And hammer.

Um, do you have the hammer?

No, I must've left it outside.

Well, we can't fix the ship without a hammer.

Let's tape the fin in place so no one trips over it.

Then we can go get the hammer and finish the job.

Good idea.

That won't hold for long. We'd better hurry!

Aha! There you are, hammer.

Ooh! Thank goodness I found you.

My jump rope is broken, and now I can't play with it any more.

Don't worry, Piggy. The Best Friend Fixer-Uppers can fix it for ya.

-Well, yes, but... -Oh, thank you!

I'll just play a different game until you're finished.

(PIGGY SINGING) ♪ La la la la la laa ♪

Fozzie, we still need to fix Bunsen's ship.

Piggy's jump rope shouldn't take long. We can fix the ship later.

Oh, I guess you're right. Here you go.

There. Now it just needs a little hammering to make sure it stays on.

(CRASHES) ANIMAL: Aw!

Tricycle broken.

Hey, Animal needs our help, too. Come on!

Wheel broken. Animal no ride.

A broken wheel, huh? We can fix it.

Well, shouldn't we fix Piggy's jump rope first?

Ah, this won't take too long.

We can do this first and fix the jump rope later.

Yay! Animal get helmet!

(LAUGHS)

(PIGGY SINGING) ♪ Moi, moi, moi, moi ♪

Ooh, good.

Kermie and Fozzie fixed my jump rope.

Now where was I?

Gazillion and one, two, three...

(SHOUTING) Whoa!

(BOTH GRUNT)

(CHUCKLES) Fun.

I don't understand.

I thought Kermie and Fozzie fixed this.

There! Back in place.

Now we just have to tighten it with the wrench.

SUMMER: Aw!

My fishing line's all tangled.

Aw! My cannon's busted.

Uh-oh, looks like another job for...

BOTH: The Best Friend Fixer-Uppers.

Yay! Tricycle fixed! Animal ride. (LAUGHS)

What's the matter, guys?

I am preparing to do a triple flip

into a fish tank full of pepperoni,

but the lever on my cannon snapped.

I'm trying to play Go Fish, but I can't catch any cards

because my fishing line's all tangled up in knots.

Leave it to the professionals. We'll fix those up in a jiffy.

Great! Come on, Gonzo.

Let's go play on the merry-go-round while we wait.

Sounds good to me.

It'll be done in no time.

Yeah. We can finish Animal's tricycle after.

(LAUGHING) Huh?

(CHICKEN YELLS AND CLUCKS)

Rats! Tricycle not fixed.

Hmm...

(RUMBLING)

That's weird. Gonzo's cannon is making funny noises.

Oh, that's just my tummy.

(TUMMY RUMBLING)

I guess I'm a little hungry.

Hey! Wasn't Nanny gonna fix us a snack?

You're right. We can finish fixing all this stuff later.

A yummy snack tastes even yummier

after all that fixer-uppering.

-(BOTH MUNCHING) -(SHATTERING)

Miss Nanny, are you okay?

Oh, I'm all right.

But I dropped the flower pot, and now it's broken.

Don't you worry, Miss Nanny.

Me and Kermit can fix it for ya.

You're looking at the playroom's official...

BOTH: Best Friend Fixer-Uppers!

(CHUCKLES) Okay, fixer-uppers.

Wanna help me fix the flower pot?

-Sure! -You bet!

Then you're gonna need some glue.

You can count on us, Miss Nanny.

-(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) -Ooh!

Sounds like Bunsen got the disco ball working.

Let's go check it out. We can finish this later.

MISS NANNY: Hold on, you two.

The glue isn't quite dry on the flower pot yet.

You have to hold these pieces in place a little longer

for them to stay together.

BOTH: Oh.

I know you want to go play,

but you have to finish what you start.

That way, people know they can count on you.

She's right.

Let's hold it together till it dries.

Phew. We finished the disco ball just in time.

And it looks like Kermit and Fozzie

fixed the stabilizer fin.

Let's load up and go.

There's just enough time left

before the fair, to fly to the moon.

(MEEPING)

It's holding together.

See? I knew you could do it.

Thank you, my fixer-uppers.

I'm gonna set it on the kitchen windowsill.

Miss Nanny was right.

I'm glad she knows she can count on us now

because we finished the job.

Yeah, me too.

Just like Summer and Gonzo know

because we fixed their...

Or like Animal knows because we fixed his...

Or like Piggy knows because...

Kermit, did we finish fixing anything today?

-I don't think so. (YELPS) -BOTH: Not even...

-(ROCKET BLASTS OFF) -(BOTH GASP)

KERMIT AND FOZZIE: ...Bunsen and Beaker's rocket!

-Goodbye! -Have fun at the science fair.

Guys, the rocket's not fixed.

-It isn't? -FOZZIE: No.

We never finished the job!

Uh-oh.

-(MEEPING HYSTERICALLY) -BUNSEN: Whoa.

BUNSEN: I thought Kermit and Fozzie fixed the thing!

This is bad. We have to help them.

PIGGY: But how?

Uh...

Uh...

Aha! I have an idea.

But we'll need all your stuff to do it.

But all our stuff's still broken.

BUNSEN: This is terribly nauseating!

Yeah, you not finish fixing.

Just leave it to us.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I sure am, best friend.

(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

(BEAKER MEEPING)

Ready? Aim.

Plunge!

MUPPET BABIES: Yay!

Time to reel 'em in.

You got this, Kermit.

(ALL CHEERING)

Oh, thank goodness.

(DISTRESSED MEEPING)

Kermit, Fozzie,

you were supposed to have fixed the rocket.

And the cannon.

And my fishing pole.

And all our things.

-What happened? -We're sorry.

We just got so excited trying to fix everything

that we didn't finish fixing anything.

Can you forgive us?

-SUMMER: Aw. -But of course.

It's just too bad we won't make it to the moon

-for the science fair. -(SAD MEEP)

Yes, you will!

We started fixing your rocket, and we're gonna finish it.

-'Cause we're... -BOTH: The Best Friend Fixer-Uppers.

Yeah!

♪ Kermit and Fozzie Best Friend Fixer-Uppers ♪

♪ Gonna fix that rocket up soon ♪

♪ And we'll fly to the moon ♪

GONZO: Gonzo's Coop Dreams.

-(CLUCKING) -(PRISCILLA TWEETS)

(CAR HORN BEEPS)

ALL: Yay!

Gonzo, moi did not know that chicks played basketball.

-Of course, they do. Camilla. -(CLUCKING)

-Priscilla. -(TWEETS)

-And Beep... -(CAR HORN BEEPS)

...are the highest-flying chicken basketball team

this side of the backyard fence, the Coop Stars.

By Jove, those Coop Stars really are impressive.

Mee-mee.

Thanks, Bunsen and Beaker.

Camilla and the chicks have been practicing hard.

They've got a game today against the Bad Eggs.

"The Bad Eggs"? They sound... (STAMMERING) ...bad.

Oh, they are. They're the toughest,

most feather-ruffling chicken basketball team ever.

The Coop Stars have never beaten them.

(CLUCKING)

But Camilla says today's gonna be the day

the Coop Stars finally win.

While chickens playing sports is fascinating,

we really must get back to fixing our latest invention.

Mee-mee.

Ooh, what are you guys inventing?

These.

Uh, Bunsen, I hate to break it to you,

but shoes are already a thing.

Oh, these are no ordinary shoes.

They're the Can't Lose Shoes.

Beaker always misplaces his shoes,

so we tried to invent a pair you can't lose.

But something went wrong.

Mee-mee-mee-mee mee-mee-mee-mee.

That's right!

Now when you wear the shoes, you can't lose.

You win at any game you play.

Tennis, bowling, even freeze tag.

Well, the Coop Stars definitely don't need cool shoes to win.

Look at 'em go!

Mee. Mee-mee-mee-mee?

Well, I guess we could stay to watch the game.

Mee!

(CLUCKS)

(TWEETS)

(CAR HORN BEEPS)

ALL: Beep!

ANIMAL: Chickie okay?

(CAR HORN BEEPS)

Beep bumped his wing. He's gonna be okay.

But he won't be able to play chicken basketball for a while.

But the game is gonna start soon.

The Coop Stars can't play chicken basketball

without a third chicken.

After all that hard work, they don't even get to play.

Aw, I guess not.

And today was gonna be the day

they finally beat the Bad Eggs.

Hey, why don't we just find another chicken to play?

Great idea, Fozzie.

But where are we gonna find another chicken?

(GASPS) I know who can play. Me!

But, Gonzo, you're not a chicken.

True, I may not "technically" be a chicken,

but I do have feathers and I'm fluent in... (IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING)

Camilla, Priscilla, what do you say?

-Hmm... (CLUCKS) -(TWEETS)

-(CLUCKS) -(TWEETS)

Whoo-hoo! I'm on the team!

Don't worry. I won't let you down.

I've never played chicken basketball,

but pfft, how hard could it be? (GRUNTS)

-Oops. -(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

(CLUCKING)

Whoa!

Yup. It's the Bad Eggs.

(CLUCKING)

Who, me? I'm the Coop Stars' newest player.

Beep bumped his wing and can't play.

(BEEPS)

(SCOFFS, CLUCKS)

Looks like it's game time.

MUPPET BABIES: Yay!

(CROWD CHEERING)

Welcome, everyone, to Muppet Stadium

for the chicken basketball championships.

FOZZIE: Today, the Coop Stars take on their rivals, the Bad Eggs.

So, let's get started.

-(ALL CHEERING) -(CAR HORN BEEPS)

Okay, listen up, chickens and, uh, Gonzo.

To score a point, you have to shoot this ball in the basket.

(BUZZER BUZZES)

Whoever has the most points by the time the clock runs out

wins. Everyone ready?

Yeah!

(CLUCKS)

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

-Yippee! -(CHEERING)

-And the Bad Eggs have the ball. -Whoa!

SUMMER: They dribble down the court, shoot and score!

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(ALL GROAN IN DESPAIR)

(GROANS) Turns out chicken basketball is harder than I thought.

Don't worry, folks, we've only just started.

It's still anyone's game.

(MUTTERS, YELPS)

(CLUCKS)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

-(TWEETS) -(BOTH EXCLAIM)

(GRUNTS)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(ALL GROAN)

Aw.

(BUZZER BUZZING)

(CLUCKS)

Camilla says we need a time-out.

The Coop Stars call a time-out.

Everyone get some milk.

(GROANS)

(ALL SLURPING)

Thanks, Animal. Boy, those Bad Eggs are just so good.

I'm so terrible.

Uh-huh.

If only there was something I could do to help the team.

BUNSEN: Pass me the screwdriver, Beaker.

Mee-mee.

Just a few more adjustments,

and the Can't Lose Shoes will be fixed.

(GASPS)

Bunsen, you said these shoes can win any game, right?

Precisely. They even help you win at checkers.

But only if you play with your feet.

Hmm. I have to help my friends win this game.

Whoa! Is that a dinosaur playing a ukulele?

Where?

Oh, fiddle-faddle, I missed it.

Oh, no! We've lost the Can't Lose Shoes again.

Where do you think they could have gone?

Me-me-mee.

All right. Let's see if these really are Can't Lose Shoes.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Coop Stars, it's your ball!

Thank you.

Camilla dribbles to the basket.

She passes the ball to Priscilla.

Priscilla! Over here! I'm open!

(GRUNTS)

SUMMER: Gonzo shoots.

-And he misses. -CROWD: Aw.

-Aw. -(HORN BEEPS)

Wait! Look!

GONZO: Okay, shoes. Let's do this.

-(CROWD CHEERING) -(BOTH GASP)

-(GULPS) -Yay!

(BUZZER BUZZING)

Whoo-hoo!

(CLUCKING)

Come on, Coop Stars, we've got a game to win!

Go, Camilla, go!

Score!

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(TWEETS)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

Nope!

(BUZZER BUZZES)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

(CROWD CHEERS)

(BUZZER BUZZES)

Gonzo's soarin', he's a-scorin',

-and this crowd's a-roarin'! -(CROWD CHEERING)

-All right! -(CAR HORN BEEPS)

(CLUCKS)

The Bag Eggs call a time-out with the Coop Stars only one point behind.

♪ Ooh hoo-hoo Almost victory dance! ♪

Gonzo, vous are incredible!

But how did you suddenly get so good at chicken basketball?

Well, uh... uh... must have been that milk I had during our time-out.

Animal, another milk box, please!

Okay.

(SLURPS)

Ah! That's better.

(CRACKLING)

Oh, that can't be good.

Whoa!

(YELPING)

Whoa!

(GROANS)

GONZO: Excuse me! Coming through!

(YELPING)

You've got to admire his hustle.

(GRUNTING)

(YELPING)

Oh, no! Bunsen and Beaker's shoes are broken!

Look, Beaker! Gonzo found the Can't Lose Shoes.

Wait a minute.

Mee mee mee mee!

Yeah, why are you wearing Bunsen and Beaker's shoes, Gonzo?

(GRUNTS) Well, the truth is, these aren't regular shoes.

These are Can't Lose Shoes.

They help you win at any game you play.

Including chicken basketball.

But, Gonzo, that wasn't fair to the other team!

(CLUCKS)

I know it was wrong. I just didn't want to let the Coop Stars down.

-(CHIRPS) -(CLUCKS)

The chicks are right, Gonzo.

Winning isn't what's important.

It's having fun with your friends.

You really mean that?

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

Aw! You're my best friends, too.

(BEEPS)

(CLUCKING)

Looks like the Bad Eggs wanna finish the game.

But only if you wear your regular shoes, Gonzo.

You got a deal!

Folks, it all comes down to this.

If the Coop Stars don't score here,

the Bad Eggs win the game.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

SUMMER: Gonzo passes the ball to Priscilla.

She heads for the basket and passes to Camilla.

FOZZIE: Camilla looks for a shot, but the Bad Eggs have her covered.

Camilla! Here!

ALL: Gonzo, shoot!

Shoot the ball!

(GRUNTS)

(ALL GASP)

-(CROWD SIGHS) -(BUZZER BUZZES)

And the Bad Eggs win.

-(CROWD CHEERING) -(RHYTHMIC CLUCKING)

(SIGHS)

Gee, Gonzo. We're sorry the Coop Stars didn't win the game.

You know, it's okay. Sure, we lost to the Bad Eggs again.

But I got to play chicken basketball

with my favorite chickens in the universe!

Bring it in, guys.

One, two, three, Coop Stars!

ALL: Yay!

Good game, guys.

Maybe we could have another game sometime.

Without the sneaky sneakers!

(CLUCKS)

(CLUCKING)

(CLUCKS)

You know, I don't think those Bad Eggs are so bad after all.

Yeah. And we can't wait to beat 'em tomorrow

when we play chicken baseball.

(BURBLING, GRUNTS)

Uh, Bunsen?

Can I borrow those shoes again?

ALL: Gonzo!

(LAUGHING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!