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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme!

♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

PIGGY: "Meatball Mayhem."

(ALL CHEERING)

MISS NANNY: Hey, everyone!

Guess who came to spend the day with us?

(ALL CLAMORING)

KERMIT: Hey, it's Chef!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-(ALL CHEERING) -ANIMAL: The cook man!

You all have fun together.

I've got some chores to finish up.

Wanna play baseball with us, Chef?

No basebally. Froggy-froggy.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Oh! He says he'd rather make a special snack for all of us.

Mm, sounds great! We can finish our game later.

(CHATTERING)

Follow me to kitchy-witchy.

Welcome to me chompa-chompa.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

ALL: Wow!

So, Chef, what are you gonna make?

(SINGS GIBBERISH)

Ooh! Mm-mm.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

I hope he makes my favorite:

cauliflower ice cream!

Yeesh!

Stir de stirry... (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Oh, remember when he made pizza?

That was terrific.

Mm, and his 44-cheese macaroni? Yum!

I dinka make-a the new spesharoo,

the Mega Meatsy Meatbally!

ALL: Oh!

Ooh, I love meatballs!

Thanks for letting us be the first to try

your brand-new recipe, Chef.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-For you. And you. -(ALL CHEERING)

And you. And you.

And you. And you, too.

Okie-dokey. (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(MUNCHES)

(MUNCHES)

(GOBBLES)

(ALL GULPING)

Ooh. Forgot de napkee. Uno momenty!

(SPEWS)

These meatballs taste like moldy sneakers.

They're no cauliflower ice cream, that's for sure.

-Animal no like. -Me either.

They're awful.

What are we gonna do?

Chef made these meatballs just for us.

He'll be sad if we don't like them.

So! You like the Mega Meatsy Meatbally?

Do we like your meatballs?

BOTH: Uh...

Well, they were kind of...

Yes?

Um. Summer, what's that word?

Uh... well...

The truth is Chef, they were...

Aye-yee?

(GULPS)

...the best meatballs we've ever eaten!

Right, guys?

ALL: Huh?

ALL: Oh, yeah.

Yay! Me very hoopy! Oh, I make-a the more.

(ALL GASP)

Kermit! Why didn't we tell him the truth?

Well, I didn't want to make him sad.

But if we can't eat these meatballs,

and he's making us even more,

what are we going to do?

We could give them adorkable names

and pretend that they're kittens.

This one could be Mr. Fluffykins.

ALL: Gonzo!

Don't worry, everyone. I know just what to do.

(CLEARS THROAT) Yoo hoo, Chef?

-Yee? -We love your delicious meatballs,

but, uh, we have to go finish

our baseball game in the backyard.

Could we take the rest of them with us?

You know, to-go?

Oh, sure, sure.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

He'll meet us in the backyard

when he's finished in the kitchen.

We don't have much time.

Time to do what?

To get rid of the meatballs. Come on!

(CLUCKING)

-(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS)

Perfect!

Bonjour!

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHS)

ALL: Phew!

Phew. I can't believe

we got rid of every last meatball.

Hidee-hoo dee wavey yooo! Merka de moor meatbally.

(ALARM BLARING)

You made another plate of meatballs?

Because we liked them so much?

And you're going to make us even more?

Yeppy, yeppy! (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Guys, what are we gonna do with all of these?

Moi used up all of my tiny hats

to disguise the first batch of meatballs.

And my pitching arm's getting tired.

What we need is a new plan.

It's not too late to pretend they're cute baby kittens.

Right, Mister Fluffykins?

-(MEOWS) -Nice kitty.

Wait a second, guys. I should have thought of it before.

Just because we don't like the meatballs

doesn't mean no one will like them.

Kermie's right.

Maybe we can find someone else to eat them!

And I know just where to start. Come on!

(WHOOPING)

KERMIT: Hi-ho, Sweetums!

Hey, Froggie buddy! What's up?

We brought a big helping of Mega Meaty Meatballs

for our biggest friend. Try one!

Thanks, Froggie.

(SNIFFS)

No, thank you, Froggie!

ALL: Aww.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Free meatballs.

All right! Don't mind if I do.

(GULPS)

(BURBLES)

No, thank you.

(ALL SIGH)

Hey Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf.

(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

You want a meatball?

-Sure. -Why not? I'm game!

-(BOTH MUNCH) -Hey. Those aren't so bad.

No. They're terrible.

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH GRUNT AND BELCH)

ALL: Aww.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(TIMER DINGS)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

Hmm.

Thank you for offering to share your meatballs with us.

But according to the Yum-O-Meter,

these are not even a little bit yummy.

(SNIFFS, MEEPING)

Oh, we don't blame you guys.

We don't want to eat them, either.

We're trying to get rid of the meatballs

so Chef doesn't find out we don't like them.

We don't want to hurt his feelings.

Can you guys think of anything that might help?

Well, Beaker and I

have an invention that just might do the trick.

Beaker, do the thing.

(MEEPING IMITATING FANFARE)

BUNSEN: The Flav-O-Ray!

ALL: Ooh!

Uh, what does it do?

One quick zap and the Flav-O-Ray

can make your meatballs delicious.

With science.

Beaker, prepare for yummification.

(MEEPS)

(GASPS)

(MEEPING HYSTERICALLY)

(MACHINE POWERING UP)

(MEEPING HYSTERICALLY)

(ALARM BEEPING)

ALL: Ooh!

Did it work?

(POPPING)

Uh, Bunsen?

The meatballs don't look any yummier.

And they're growing!

Oh, dear!

The ray somehow became set to "monstrously yucky"!

But don't worry. I'm sure we can fix it in...

Uh-oh.

(ALL GASP)

Ooh. Good to go.

(MUPPET BABIES YELL)

-(MEATBALL MONSTER GURGLES) -Huh?

(ALL YELL AND GASP)

More meatsybally?

(ALL YELL AND GASP)

(ALL YELL)

Hmm? Huh? (GASPS)

(GROWLS AND GURGLES)

Okay, cauliflower ice cream never does that.

Mysie meatsybally?

Yeah. Those are your meatballs.

It's kind of a funny story. (CHUCKLES)

(FIERCE GURGLING)

On second thought, it's not so funny at all.

-(ROARS) -(YELLING)

Chef, there's something we have to tell you.

The truth is,

we didn't like the meatballs vous made for us.

(GRUNTS AND SNIFFS)

So, we tried to get rid of them.

But we got a Meatball Monster instead.

(SNIFFS AND BELCHES)

(GROWLS)

Why no likey likey?

Why didn't we like them?

Well, for starters, they were a teensy bit dry.

Hmm. Stand back.

Me merka de meata ball yummy yummy!

You!

(GROWLS)

My soosa.

(GRUNTS)

(MUMBLES)

Well, he's not dry now.

He's making the meatballs yummier!

KERMIT: And friendlier!

Come on, you guys! We gotta tell Chef

everything that was wrong with the meatballs.

Uh, not enough spices!

Okie-do!

(PRATTLING SOUNDS)

Salt de peppy!

(LAUGHS)

Too sour!

Sugar sweesy.

MEATBALL MONSTER: Ah.

Too tough!

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Smell bad.

Perfume!

Ah!

ALL: And they looked awful!

Ta da!

(LAUGHS)

Chef, vous did it!

You made the Meatball Monster yummy!

(IN BABY VOICE AND CHUCKLES) Hi.

MUPPET BABIES: Aw!

If a tolla da tootha,

I merka meatbally yummy yummy!

You're right.

We should've told you the truth earlier

so you could make them better.

ALL: Yeah.

I guess telling the truth

not only makes meatballs better,

it makes friendships better, too!

Yoo betcha! (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(GASPS)

Um. You wanna make us another snack?

(LAUGHS) Ee no meatabally!

No meatballs?

You got a deal!

(BOTH SINGING GIBBERISH)

-Huh? -(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)

And now! Me dishy noo. Furty-feeve cheesy macarooni!

MUPPET BABIES: Wow!

Forty-five-cheese macaroni?

That's even better than 44-cheese macaroni!

Agreed!

Bon appetit!

(ALL MUNCHING)

(GOBBLES)

-(BOTH MUNCHING) -Yoo likee?

Do we like it?

Well, Chef, the truth is...

-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) -The truth is...

This is the best macaroni and cheese we've ever tasted!

ALL: Yay!

-Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo!

Boy, if the snack's this good, I can't wait for dessert!

-Fur yoo! -(GASPS)

Cauliflower ice cream? How did you know?

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(ALL LAUGH)

DR. BUNSEN: "Bunsen Honeydew, Show Stopper."

Whee...

-Ooh! -(MEEPING)

Oh, look, Beaker! It's Muppet Rocksplosion.

The band must be practicing for a concert.

♪ Moi, moi, moi, moi ♪

♪ Moi, moi, moi, moi ♪

(SINGS OFF-KEY)

(SIGHS) It's no use.

That last note is just too high for me to sing.

Don't worry, Piggy. We'll just try again.

DR. BUNSEN: By Jove, Piggy.

That was most impressive.

-(MEEPING) -Bunsen, Beaker!

You guys should come to our big concert later today.

Oh, thank you, but I'm afraid Beaker and I are very busy in the lab perfecting our

Super Glowy Spritzy Spray!

Uh, what do you use Super Glowy Spritzy Spray for?

You could use it on anything. Toys, stuffed animals,

but most importantly...

Underwear!

-ALL: Underwear? -DR. BUNSEN: Of course.

It's very helpful when you have to go to the bathroom in the dark.

-See? -(MEEPING)

(MEEPING)

(MEEPING LOUDLY)

ALL: Whoa!

Oh, my!

Beaker's "owie" made him yelp so high

that it popped our test tube!

That can sometimes happen when you sing a very high note.

-ALL: Ooh! -Science!

But I'm afraid that was the last of our Super Glowy Spritzy Spray.

-(MEEPING) -No apology necessary, Beaker.

You and I can just whip up a new batch in the lab.

Hold it one teeny, tiny second.

Moi just had a fabulous idea!

Beaker, that high note was tres magnifique!

Vous would be perfect to sing our band's new song!

Ooh, why don't you both join our band?

It'd be so fun to all play together.

Oh, I wish we could.

However, science calls and we simply must answer.

Right, Beaker?

-(MEEPING) -Unless...

You want to stay and sing with the band.

(MEEPING)

Let's rock!

-Yeah, let's do it! -ALL: Beaker! Beaker! Beaker!

-Beaker! Beaker! Beaker! -Well, enjoy practicing for your show.

(MEEPING)

(CHEERS)

If anyone needs me, I'll be back in the lab

making Super Glowy Spritzy Spray

alone.

(SIGHS)

♪ Mee mee mee... ♪

Success! Oh, there's nothing like whipping up

a fresh batch of Super Glowy Spritzy Spray

to make your underwear glow.

Right, Beaker Balloon?

(SIGHING) Oh.

You're a very nice balloon,

but I miss the real Beaker.

Maybe we should go see if he's done practicing.

Now that you're an official member of Muppet Rocksplosion, Beaker,

you're gonna need some cool rock star sunglasses.

♪ Mee mee mee-mee mee mee-mee-mee mee ♪

ALL: Wow!

-Huh? -That was awesome, Beaker,

but we still got a lot of practicing to do before the big show.

I'm glad Beaker is having fun.

But what if he decides he likes singing more than science?

-MISS PIGGY: Bunsen? -(GASPS)

Have you seen my guitar?

I'm afraid I haven't.

Oh, it's got to be around here somewhere.

Without it, we can't play the concert!

Okay, Piggy. I'll keep an eye out.

Ooh, Piggy's guitar! Wait a minute.

Piggy said that if there's no guitar, there's no concert.

And if there's no concert, Beaker will come back to the lab!

So maybe I won't tell Piggy I found her guitar.

Oh, dear. That wouldn't be right.

But Beaker is not only my very best lab partner, he is my very best friend!

I cannot lose him to rock music!

SUMMER: Bunsen.

You found Piggy's guitar!

Oh! Uh, um, yes.

I mean, uh, you're welcome!

-Thanks, Bunsen. -(SIGHS)

Well, there's no way they'll cancel the concert now.

Unless, I stop the show some other way.

With science!

To the lab, Beaker Balloon!

Hmm. What can I use to cancel a concert?

An underwater fish phone?

(DIAL TONE)

-(DOLPHIN SOUNDS) -No.

A pizza-powered flashlight?

Oh, but I'm all out of pizza.

How about a frosty freezy ice-maker?

Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

That's it! Ice!

They can't have a concert if the stage is too slippery to stand on!

Whoa, whoa!

Don't just stand there, Beaker Balloon.

We've got a concert to stop!

♪ Mee-mee-mee mee mee-mee-mee mee... ♪

Okay, I hope this works!

♪ Mee mee mee... ♪

ALL: Whoa!

What's going on?

The floor is super slippery!

Whoa... (GRUNTS)

ALL: Whoa... (GRUNT)

The stage is covered in ice.

Where did it all come from?

(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION)

Well, whatever caused it, I think we have to cancel the concert.

How can we make music if we keep slipping?

(ALL SIGH)

Look, Beaker Balloon. It worked!

Wait a minute, Kermit.

We don't have to cancel the concert because the stage is icy.

We just have to skate on it!

Hey. Summer's right!

This ice will make our new show even cooler!

Wocka wocka!

(CHUCKLING) Good one, Fozzie.

Whee!

Ice rocks!

Oh, dear. That didn't work.

They seem to actually be enjoying it.

♪ Mee mee mee-mee-mee meeeee! ♪

(ALL CHEERING)

And Beaker's having so much fun

without me.

(SIGHS)

I can't believe it.

I've lost my best friend forever.

One minute he was here beside me,

and the next, it's like he just

floated away. (SIGHS)

(GASPS) Wait a minute!

Float away. That's how I can stop the show!

Huh? Come on, Beaker Balloon. I have an idea!

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

Behold!

The Bubble Trouble Ray.

It will make their instruments float far, far away.

Eureka, it works!

This will stop the concert once and for all!

All right, everybody.

Let's play the song one more time

and we'll be ready for the show.

Let's rock!

This invention will stop the concert for sure!

-Huh? -Hey!

A bubble stole my trumpet.

And my harmonica!

What?

My maracas!

(CONFUSED MUTTERING)

What's going on?

It worked!

Soon I'll have my best friend back.

Oh, dear.

It looks like I've gotten into some bubble trouble.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-(MEEPING) -Oh, no!

Bunsen's trapped in a bubble too!

Don't worry, Bunsen. We'll save you!

Animal, quick! Can I use one of your drumsticks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

(GASPS)

Oh, no. That didn't work!

Bubble too strong.

Animal's right! They are super strong.

But I know a way to burst these bubbles.

-ALL: You do? -Of course!

Singing a high note could pop them,

just like it popped our test tubes.

Beaker, do the thing!

(MEEPING)

Drumroll.

♪ Mee mee mee mee-mee-mee meeeee! ♪

♪ Meeee! ♪

(POP)

ALL: Yeah!

-(SINGING STOPS) -Whoa!

(DR. BUNSEN GRUNTS)

-(MEEPING) -You did it, Beaker!

Only you could sing a note high enough to pop my super strong bubbles!

Along with most of the lights.

Wait a minute!

Your super strong bubbles?

Oopsie. Did I say my bubbles?

(CHUCKLES) Uh... Oh, fiddle-faddle.

I admit it. I made the bubbles.

And covered the stage with ice.

But, Bunsen, why would you do that?

I... I...

I was trying to ruin your show.

(ALL GASP)

-(MEEPING) -You see, Beaker.

I didn't want you to like being in the band

more than doing science with me.

I know it was very wrong.

But you're my best friend.

(MEEPING)

You mean, just because you love being in a band

doesn't mean you don't still love doing other things with me?

(MEEPING)

I hadn't really thought of that.

Oh, Beaker, everybody.

Can you ever forgive me?

-Why, sure. -Absolutely.

(MEEPING)

-ALL: Aw! -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Oh, dear! It appears my troublemaking has caused even more trouble.

All the lights are broken!

We can't put on a concert in the dark.

Fozzie's right. The audience won't be able to see how fabulous moi is.

I hate to say it, guys,

but with no lights, we'll have to cancel the concert.

ALL: Aw!

I'm sorry, everyone.

-I guess there's... -(MEEPING)

Oh, that? That's just my super glowy underwear.

I guess our Super Glowy Spritzy Spray

glows even better in the dark.

That's it, Bunsen!

You can use your Super Glowy Spritzy Spray

to light up our concert!

That's a great idea!

All your outfits need is a little Spritzy Spray

and the show will glow on!

(MEEPING)

♪ Mee mee mee mee-mee-mee ♪

♪ Mee-mee-mee mee mee-mee-mee-mee mee ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Mee meeeeee! ♪

BOTH: ♪ Mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ Meeeee! ♪

-(CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLING, MEEPING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka, wocka.

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!