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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody, duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

DR. BUNSEN: "Beaker 2.0."

Aw. I don't have enough purple crayon

to finish my purple rhinoceros.

Well, you could use some red paint

to pretend the purple rhinoceros

is covered in spaghetti sauce.

(GASPS) No, Gonzo!

DR. BUNSEN: Greetings, everyone.

(MEEPING)

Hey, look. Bunsen and Beaker are here.

-Yay! (LAUGHS) -MISS PIGGY: Yay!

Oh, hello, boys.

I've got two cookies left over from snack time.

You guys want 'em?

Ooh! Thank you, Miss Nanny.

(MEEPING)

(LAUGHING)

Huh? Oh.

Sorry.

(MEEPING)

You're going to share your cookie with me?

Why, thank you, Beaker.

(CHUCKLES) Beaker sure is a wonderful friend.

He is indeed.

(MEEPING)

(LAUGHS) Why don't I throw that cookie out for you?

Hey, did you guys finish that invention you were working on?

We sure did. And you know what that means.

-Super science handshake! -(MEEPING)

♪ Eureka, hooray Science all the way ♪

Cool!

What does your new invention do?

We'll show you.

Follow me to Muppet Labs,

where the future is being made today.

Now I think we can all agree

everyone loves unwrapping gifts.

(SQUEAKS)

(ALL CHEERING)

But wrapping them isn't anywhere near as fun.

(TOY SQUEAKING)

(BUZZER BUZZING)

(ALL GASPING)

Precisely.

So, Beaker and I invented...

the Gift-o-Matic!

-(MEEPING) -Ta-da!

-Wow! -(ALL GASPING)

Ooh, what's it do?

The Gift-o-Matic instantly wraps presents

so you don't have to.

(WHISPERING) Beaker, do the thing.

(MEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(CHARGING)

(MEEPS)

(ALL GASP)

(MEEPING)

(GASPS) Beaker's been gift-boxed.

Oh, dear. It appears standing too close to the Gift-o-Matic is not a good idea.

We should make some adjustments,

but I'll need my super science notebook.

(MEEPING)

Oh, thank you, Beaker.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

(MEEPING)

Now, let's get back to inventing!

(MEEPING)

You have to go? Why?

(MEEPING)

Your mom is taking you to get a haircut?

Well, I do understand the importance of looking snazzy.

(MEEPING)

MUPPET BABIES: Bye! MISS PIGGY: See you later!

(SIGHS)

What's the matter, Bunsen?

I have so much inventing to do today.

I don't know how I'll get it done

without a lab assistant.

Well, why don't you just invent

a new lab assistant?

Ah?

That's a brilliant idea, Fozzie.

Wait. You can do that? I was just joking.

Of course I can.

With science!

(CACKLING)

What do you think he's doing in there?

I don't know.

-DR. BUNSEN: It's alive! -(ALL GASPING)

-It's alive! -(GASPS)

Oh! What's alive?

DR. BUNSEN: Behold, the wonders of science!

Beep, beep, beep.

ALL: Wow!

It looks just like Beaker.

Precisely. I shall call him Beaker 2.0.

(ELECTRONIC POP PLAYING)

♪ Sometimes in your life ♪

♪ You'll meet Someone outstanding ♪

♪ From the first moment Together ♪

♪ You know ♪

♪ I believe I've invented The perfect assistant ♪

♪ And his name is Beaker 2.0 ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ I think we'll get along ♪

Beep, beep!

Take it, new Beaker.

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

♪ He's punctual, reliable And most scientifical ♪

♪ It's every single thing I could want ♪

♪ And one added bonus Because he's a robot ♪

♪ He never has to Get his hair cut ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ It's the beginning Of a beautiful friendship ♪

♪ I think we'll get along ♪

-Beep, beep. -Mm-hmm.

(BEEPING)

-(DOOR OPENS) -(MEEPING)

(MEEPING)

Oh, Beaker 2.0, you're the best lab assistant I've ever had.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, look! Beaker's back.

And he's got a fabulous new haircut.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Look, Beaker, while you were out,

I built a robotic lab assistant.

This is Beaker 2.0.

Isn't he marvelous?

(MEEPING)

Oh, don't be shy, Beaker. Introduce yourself.

(MEEPING)

(BEEPING)

See, Beaker? Beaker 2.0 is doing such a good job,

you might as well take the day off.

Enjoy.

(MEEPING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Am I beautiful yet?

Almost. Your portrait just needs a touch of purple.

Oh, but I barely have any purple crayon left.

Well, we could invent a...

-(BEEPING) -ALL: Huh?

-What's this? -(BEEPING)

You invented an every-color crayon?

(CRAYON BEEPING)

Cool!

Wow, it really works.

(GASPS) I am beautiful.

(CHUCKLES) Yes, of course.

(LAUGHING)

Aw!

Bike broken.

-Oh, we could fix that. -(BEEPING)

(WHIRRING)

Whoa! (LAUGHS)

Oh. I could've helped with that.

(EXCLAIMING)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

-Oh! -ALL: Whee!

This is fun.

Yeah, but I wish we could bounce even higher.

-Well-- -(BEEPING)

-Whoa! -Yay!

ALL: Super bouncy!

-Whee! -ANIMAL: Bouncy!

(MEEPS)

(MEEPING)

(BEEPING)

Wait, Beaker 2.0.

You're not letting me help invent anything.

(BEEPING)

Oh!

Well, okay. (CHUCKLES)

I'll meet you back at the lab.

Um, Bunsen,

I think Beaker really misses doing science with you.

Oh, no. Beaker has a snazzy new haircut and the day off.

Why would he be sad?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to the lab.

(MEEPING)

Before we get back to inventing,

I think we should have a snack.

Would you like half of my cookie?

(BEEPING) (MUNCHING)

(GASPS) That wasn't very nice.

The real Beaker and I always share our cookies.

Oh, here. Let me adjust that for you.

(CRANKING)

Oops. Sorry about that.

(BEEPING)

What? It was an accident.

(BEEPING)

Wait. Where are you going?

(BEEPING)

Oh, dear!

Whoa!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

What happened, Bunsen?

Did one of your inventions malfunction?

You could say that.

Beaker 2.0 has taken over the lab.

-ALL: Oh! -What?

He said he doesn't want to do science with me anymore.

That didn't feel very good.

I'm pretty sure Beaker felt that way

when you started spending all your time with Beaker 2.0.

(MEEPS)

Oh, my.

I think you're right.

(SIGHS) (MEEPS)

Beaker! I need to apologize.

I shouldn't have let Beaker 2.0 replace you.

(MEEPING)

Well, yes. He is a great lab partner.

But he's not a very good friend

and that's so much more important.

Can you ever forgive me?

(MEEPING)

Then you know what that means.

-Super science handshake! -(MEEPING)

♪ Eureka, hooray Science all the way ♪

(ALL CHEERING)

But, Bunsen, how are you going to get your lab back

from Beaker 2.0?

Oh, I don't know.

(MEEPING)

Beaker! That's a great idea.

Come on, everybody. We've got a lab to save.

(ALL CHEERING)

Oh, uh, hello, Beaker 2.0.

(BEEPING)

No, no. Please don't eject us.

We just came to use the Gift-o-Matic.

We're going to a birthday party,

but we need to wrap the present first.

(BEEPING)

Oh, thank you. We'll just be a moment.

(WHISPERING) Beaker, do the thing.

(MEEPING)

-(REMOTE BUZZING) -(MEEPING)

(MEEPING)

You don't know how to use the Gift-o-Matic, Beaker?

But neither do I.

Oh, if only there was someone smart enough

who knows how to work super cool inventions.

Beep?

(BEEPING)

(GIFT-O-MATIC BEEPS, CHARGING)

Beep!

(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

(GASPS) Beaker's plan worked!

(ALL CHEERING)

Apologies for tricking you,

but my best friend Beaker and I

really want our lab back.

Not nice.

(BEEPING)

You wish you had a best friend to share a lab with too?

Hmm?

Beaker, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(MEEPING)

(BUNSEN AND BEAKER CACKLING)

Uh-oh. Here we go again.

DR. BUNSEN: Behold, the wonders of science.

Greetings, everyone.

ALL: Wow!

Beaker 2.0, we'd like you to meet our latest invention.

Bunsen 2.0.

Greetings, friend.

(BEEPING)

♪ Yippee, let's go ♪

♪ Beep bop boop bop, oh ♪

ALL: Aw!

Come on, Beaker 2.0.

We have a lab to build...

on the moon!

(BEEPING)

Now that's the formula for a beautiful friendship.

(MEEPING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Oopsie. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

SUMMER: "When You Wish Upon a Rizzo."

(CHANTING) Om.

Come on, mega super ultra robo space dinosaur!

Hey, frog, watch it with that thing.

Some of us are trying to be peaceful around here.

Oh, sorry, Rizzo.

Hmm. Not bad.

But it still needs a little something.

I know! Glitter!

Now that's fabulous!

Did you know there are more chickens in the world

than any other kind of bird?

Oh, so cool.

Look at my fabulous drawing.

I wish everything in the world

could be this glittery and wonderful.

I wish it was snack time.

I'm hungry for cookies.

You guys,

you can't just wish for something

and have it come true.

MISS NANNY: You could if you had a genie.

(IN UNISON) Ooh!

What's a genie, Miss Nanny?

Here. Let me show you.

(DRUMMING)

Ooh, story time.

-MISS NANNY: Genies are... -(CYMBALS CRASHING)

(GRUNTING)

Sorry. Go ahead.

MISS NANNY: (CHUCKLES) Genies are imaginary beings

who live in magic lamps.

Like this one.

Whenever someone rubs a magic lamp,

poof, a genie appears and grants them a wish.

Huh. Sweet deal.

Hey, if we had a genie

we could wish for whatever we wanted.

What would you wish for, Miss Nanny?

I'm not sure, Summer.

Honestly, I think things are pretty neat just the way they are.

But right now I wish

you would all come to the table for snack time.

(ALL GIGGLING)

Ooh, snack time. Count me in.

Please be cookies, please be cookies.

MISS NANNY: Here are the apple slices.

Oh. Not cookies.

(GRUNTING)

MISS NANNY: Animal, you can't have your drums around all the time.

Let's put them away for a while, okay?

Aw!

Okay.

MISS NANNY: I'll be right back with the milk boxes.

(SIGHS) Apple slices.

What's wrong with apple slices?

They're yummy.

I know, but I really wanted some cookies.

Here, Rizzo. You can have mine.

Mmm! Thanks, Fozzie. (MUNCHING)

Ooh, you're the best.

Too bad we don't have a genie.

Then I could've just wished for cookies.

Yeah, having a genie would be amaze-rific!

Hmm. Maybe I could help with that.

But where would we find one?

In Miss Nanny's book,

the genie appeared when someone rubbed the lamp.

A lamp?

RIZZO: Psst! Over here.

Look! Here's a lamp.

Yoo-hoo! Come out, genie.

Rub-a-rub-a-rub-a!

Yous called?

(IN UNISON) Wow!

Are you really a genie who can grant us wishes?

Course I am,

but there's some rules you's gotta know first.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCATTING)

-♪ Oh, yeah, I'm the genie ♪ -(HORN BLOWS)

♪ Genie of the lamp ♪

♪ Listen up closely, kiddos ♪

♪ It's your big chance ♪

♪ I'll grant some wishes ♪

♪ But before I do ♪

♪ Why don't you settle in close ♪

♪ Whilst I explain the rules ♪

Ready?

♪ Everybody gets just one wish ♪

♪ And let's be clear ♪

♪ That there's no wishing For more wishes ♪

♪ In case you had That big idea ♪

♪ So pick yours carefully ♪

♪ Think it through ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no takesies-backsies, whoopsies, or undos ♪

♪ You're stuck with What you wish for ♪

♪ Yabba dabba dabba dabba da Oh, yeah, I'm the genie ♪

♪ Genie of the lamp ♪

♪ Oh, let's start wishing Kids, it's your big chance ♪

(SCATTING) Whoo!

Okay, step right up for your wish.

But remember, you only get one, so make it good.

Ooh! Ooh! I know exactly what to wish for.

Cookies for snack time.

I respect a guy who knows what he wants.

Your wish is my command.

Bada bing, bada boom.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(ALL GASP)

It's raining cookies!

(ALL CHEERING)

Yay!

(EXCLAIMING, CHUCKLING)

(TWEETING)

Cookie cannonball!

(GRUNTS)

Yum!

What a great wish, Fozzie.

Having a genie is the best.

Oh!

-(THUNDER RUMBLING) -Ow!

This cookie rain is getting stronger.

Ooh! Like a cookie storm.

(GASPS) Not a cookie storm.

A cookie-nado!

(ALL YELLING)

(CLUCKS)

(HORN BEEPS)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS)

(ALL GROANING)

Phew!

That wasn't quite what I expected.

Back inside already?

Yeah. But that's okay.

I got plenty of cookies for later. (MUNCHING)

We'll just have to play inside until the storm stops.

What do you guys want to do?

Animal play drums.

Ohh!

Nanny put drums away.

(GASPS) Genie?

Genie Rizzo, at your service.

What can I do you for?

Animal want drums.

Animal want drums all the time.

I can work with that.

Your wish is my command.

Bada bing, bada boom!

(BARKING)

Aw! Drum so cute.

-(PANTING) -(LAUGHING)

(IN UNISON) Aw!

Great wish, Animal.

Now your drums can go everywhere with you.

-(BARKS) -Ahh!

-My turn! -What'll it be?

I wish for everything I touch to become glittery.

Everything?

Just imagine,

a world as sparkling and fabulous as moi .

That sounds fabulous to me.

Bada bing, bada boom!

(GIGGLES)

It works!

-Sparkly! -Neato!

I love it.

I can make my toys glittery.

I can make the playroom glittery.

I can make the whole world glittery.

Right after snack time, of course.

Ew!

I can't eat glitter.

Um, Animal, would you be a dear

and pass me that apple slice?

-Okay. -(BARKING)

Shoo! Shoo!

Drum, sit.

-Like stick? -(BARKS)

Fetch!

-(BARKING) -(GROANS)

So, are you ready for your wish, Summer?

Hmm? I don't know what to wish for.

I kind of like things the way they are.

Well, I'm ready.

I want to be... a chicken!

-What? -Did he just say "chicken"?

Why would you want to be a chicken, Gonzo?

-(CLUCKS) -No offense.

You're great the way you are.

Are you kidding?

Being a chicken would be cluck-tastic!

It would make it so much easier to do the chicken dance.

(CLUCKING, GROANS)

Ta-da!

Uh, I'm not here to judge

so I guess your wish is my command.

Bada bing, bada boom!

(CLUCKS)

-(GASPS) -(CLUCKS)

This is awesome!

Chicken dance!

(ALL CLUCKING)

What about you, frog? You ready for your wish?

You bet.

I'm going to wish for a mega ultra-sized

mega super ultra robo space dinosaur!

But, Kermit, don't you already have a mega super ultra robo space dino

that you love?

I sure do.

But if I had a bigger one,

then we could have even bigger fun.

Genie, I wish for

the biggest mega super ultra robo space dino ever!

Your wish is my command.

Bada bing, bada boom!

I don't understand.

What are we doing in outer space?

(GROANS) I don't even know where to begin

making this place fabulous.

Well, at least I still got enough cookies for all of us.

Oh!

-(GROWLING) -Fozzie.

You're supposed to say "excuse me."

-That wasn't me. -(RUMBLING)

It's him.

The mega super ultra robo space dino.

Hugs!

Aw! He wants a hug.

Hug!

(ALL SCREAM)

I-I don't think I want a hug from him.

Me either. Let's get out of here.

-Hugs! -(DRUM BARKING)

Hugs!

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING) I'm too full of cookies to run.

Maybe me being a chicken wasn't such a good idea.

These little legs aren't exactly speedy.

Over here!

(GROANING)

Hugs?

(BARKING)

Drums, shh!

(WHISPERING) I think it heard us.

Don't worry. It doesn't know

which rock we're hiding behind.

Hugs?

-Oops. -Hugs!

(ALL YELP)

Okay, where's the genie?

Yes?

Get us out of here.

I'd love to,

but it's against the rules, remember?

You get one wish,

and you can't take it back.

Why would you want that anyway?

Don't you like your wishes?

(IN UNISON) No!

Well, excuse me.

These weren't my ideas. They were yours.

And besides, you were the ones

who wanted the genie in the first place.

Hugs!

We're gonna get hugged for sure.

You could've just been happy with the way things were.

Like Miss Nanny.

And Summer.

Hey! I didn't make my wish yet.

Oh, yeah.

What'll it be?

I wish

that everything would go back to the way it was

before any of my friends made their wishes.

(IN UNISON) What?

Hey, that's a pretty good idea.

Your wish is my command.

Bada bing, bada boom!

Hugs?

(GROANS)

(IN UNISON) Phew!

Is everything back to normal?

(PLAYS DRUMS) Yeah.

Phew!

-(CLUCKS) -(ALL GASP)

(COUGHS) I mean, yeah, I'm good.

You know, maybe I'll be a genie for Halloween.

(CHANTING) Om.

Wow, Summer.

I can't believe you used your wish to rescue us.

Yeah, you could've wished for anything you wanted.

(GIGGLES)

I want things to be just like this.

The playroom is my favorite place.

And you guys are great the way you are.

I don't need to be a chicken.

I'm already a Gonzo.

(TWEETING)

I think it's okay that just my drawing is glittery.

For now.

Animal help Piggy.

Go back to drums later.

And besides, what's a better wish

than one that'll help all my friends?

(IN UNISON) Aw!

MISS NANNY: Milk time, everyone.

Come on back to the table and finish up.

(ALL CHEERING)

When you're all done with your drinks,

we can sit back down with the genie book

and read the whole story. What do you say?

Miss Nanny, your wish is our command.

Bada bing...

ALL: Bada boom!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(GIGGLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(TWEETS)

(CAR HORN BEEPS)

Yay!

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

Ooh!