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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

KERMIT: Tagalong Polliwog.

-PIGGY: Ooh... -(ALL CHEERING)

-Hi-ho, everyone! -ALL: Kermit!

ROBIN: Wait for me, Uncle Kermit.

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

Um. Hi-ho.

Is that a little Kermit?

Everyone, this is my nephew, Robin.

Hi, everybody. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, Robin.

Are you ready to have fun today?

Yup. I love playing with Kermit.

Mmm.

Aw. (GIGGLES)

He looks just like you, Kermie.

Except for that tail.

Where's your tail, Kermit?

I don't have a tail, Gonzo.

-Robin's a polliwog. -(LAUGHS)

That's what you are before you're a frog.

He'll have that tail until he gets bigger, like me.

Right! My tail's great.

It helps me do lots of things,

like swim, and this.

Fore!

PIGGY: Look out!

(GRUMBLING)

I guess you could call that a hole in one.

Hey, Robin. You should play goofy golf with us.

Uh, I don't know, Fozzie.

That's kind of a big kid's game.

I can play goofy golf, Uncle Kermit.

I just have one question.

What's goofy golf?

Here. Take this club and I'll show you.

(GROANS) Heavy. Heavy.

Come on, everybody. Let's get golfing.

(ALL CHEERING)

FOZZIE: Wait up. It's gonna be so much fun.

(STRAINING GRUNT)

Ladies and gentlemuppets,

(DRAMATICALLY) Goofy golf.

ALL TOGETHER: Yay!

Cool. (GRUNTS)

How do you play?

It's easy.

First person to get their ball through the loop-de-loop...

ANIMAL: Easy.

FOZZIE: ...up and around the tree spiral...

SUMMER: Wow. FOZZIE: ...through the tire swing...

GONZO: I love that part.

FOZZIE: ...and into Camillazilla's nest, wins!

(CLUCKING)

(MIMICS CLUCKING, GIGGLES)

But remember, if you hit your ball into the pond,

you'll never get it back.

BOTH: Ooh...

Ooh, I wanna try.

You're right, Kermie.

I don't think Robin is big enough to play goofy golf.

He can't even carry a big kid's golf club.

(GRUNTS)

Ah, gee. I'm sorry, Robin.

But this game is only for big kids.

You'd probably have fun playing a game that's more your size.

Here, why don't you just practice hitting this little ball...

with this little club into this little cup?

Go on, try it out.

But I want to play with you, Kermit.

Don't worry.

I'll definitely come play with you once we're done, promise.

(SHOUTS) Wait for me, guys!

(SADLY) But I thought we were gonna play together today.

(MOANS)

Okay. Who's first?

I'll try.

(HUMMING)

(GRUNTS) Ha!

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go!

(GAME BEEPS)

-ALL: Aw... -Aw, icicles. I missed.

ROBIN: Nice try, Summer.

Animal try. (LAUGHS)

Uh-oh. We, uh, might wanna cover our heads for this one.

(LAUGHS)

Huh. Did not see that coming.

ANIMAL: (GRUNTING) Ha. Ha. Ha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

(GAME BEEPS)

ALL: Aw...

Golf bummer.

Wow, Animal. That was so close.

Yeah. Better luck next time, Animal.

Allow moi to show you how it's done.

(HIGH-PITCHED) Hi-yah!

Good. Good.

Yes. Come on.

-(CLUCKS) -(GAME BEEPS)

-(EXCEPT PIGGY) Aw... -(ANNOYED GRUNT)

Fore!

I did it. Look, Uncle Kermit.

My turn.

I got the ball in the cup.

(GAME BEEPING)

(GASPS) Robin.

I told you goofy golf was for big kids only.

Now my ball's stuck in the pond.

And you'll never get it (DRAMATICALLY) back!

Gee. I'm sorry, Uncle Kermit.

I just wanted to play with you.

Oh. It's okay.

We'll just have to go down into the pond and get my ball back.

But you can't get it (DRAMATICALLY) back!

We can if we go get it with this.

-(INHALES DEEPLY) -(WHISTLES)

(BUBBLING)

(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

Amazing.

Huh. I guess you can get it back.

All aboard, everybody.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Welcome aboard my submarine, the Leapfrog.

GONZO: Ooh. ANIMAL: Wow.

We have a mission to accomplish, crew.

We need to find my sunken golf ball

and return it to shore.

Are ya with me?

ALL: Aye aye, Captain Kermit.

Great. To your stations, everyone.

(BEEPS)

First Mate Robin, reporting for duty, Captain.

Do you need me to help drive the sub?

Man the periscope? Swab the poop deck?

Uh. Actually, Robin,

all the stuff in here is kinda just for big kids.

You're too little to reach the buttons.

Yeah.

That's not a problem, I could use my tail. Watch.

I don't think you should...

I... can... reach.

-Oh. Robin, stop. No. -Look at me go, Kermit.

ALL: Whoa.

-Robin, what are you doing? -(ALARM BLARES)

-Whoa. Whoa. -(BEEPS)

-(ALARM BLARING) -Not the red button!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Activating underwater speakers.

(SINGING) ♪ Grooving underwater ♪

♪ Come on, join me in my submarine... ♪

Turn it off!

(MUSIC STOPS)

-(RUMBLING) -Uh-oh.

FOZZIE: The canyon is shaking, Captain.

We're caught in an underwater rockslide.

Get us out of here, Animal.

Aye aye, Captain!

-(SCREECHING) -ALL: Whoa!

There. That's the way out.

PIGGY: We'll never make it before it closes up.

I can't look.

Hang on.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Almost there.

ALL: Yay!

We made it out.

Thanks to Animal.

Phew.

No thanks to me.

I'm sorry, Uncle Kermit. I just wanted to help.

I know you did, Robin.

But you're just too little to be touching important submarine buttons.

Just sit tight until our mission's over

and then we can have some fun back in the playroom.

Captain Kermit, come look.

But... I want to do cool stuff too.

Oh, don't worry, little Robin.

When you're big and strong, like us,

you'll be able to do anything.

Yeah. Check out these muscles.

(GRUNTS) Ha! Oopsie.

Yeah.

Hey, guys. I'm picking up something on the golf ball detector.

What could it be?

Seriously?

Look! Look!

KERMIT: My golf ball. It's on top of those rocks.

Come on, crew. Let's go rescue it.

TOGETHER: Aye aye, Captain!

Yeah. Let's go!

(HESITANT) Oh. Um. I don't think we need any help with this, Robin.

Yeah. There's, like, six of us and one golf ball.

Just leave it to the big kids. Okay?

(SADLY) Okay.

KERMIT: (OVER RADIO) Boy. That sure is a funny-looking rock.

(SIGHS SHARPLY)

See, guys. I knew we could...

-(GROWLS) -(ALL GASP)

I've never seen a rock do that.

That's no rock. That's a...

ALL: (DRAMATICALLY) Giant clam!

(CLAM LAUGHING)

Whoa.

-(CLAM YAWNS) -Look. It opened back up.

We can do this, crew.

We just have to be faster than that clam.

On the count of three, everyone swim for the ball.

One. Two. Three.

(ALL GRUNTING)

-(GROWLS) -ALL: (EXCLAIM) Aw...

It's no use. We're just not fast enough.

If only they'd let me join in.

I could use my tail to swim super-fast

and get Uncle Kermit's golf ball back from that big old clam.

(CLAM LAUGHING)

I think he's laughing at us.

And I didn't even tell him a joke.

(SNAPS FINGERS) That's it! Fozzie, tell him jokes.

He can't close back up if he's laughing.

You got it, Captain.

Hiya. Hiya. Hiya, ladies and giant clams.

It's a pleasure to be here.

Hey, what kind of pictures do clams take?

They take shell-fies.

-(CLAM GIGGLES) -Get it?

And they look clamorous.

-(LAUGHING) -Oh, oh, oh wait.

What do clams do on their birthday?

They shellabrate!

-Ah. Ah. -(LAUGHING)

But they eat all the cake themselves,

because they're shellfish.

Ah? Wocka wocka!

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

Kermit, now.

Here I go.

Just keep laughing.

TOGETHER: Aw...

That does it! Uncle Kermie needs my help.

Little kid or not.

Oh. I was so close.

Now how are we gonna get my ball back?

I guess this is where the mission ends.

Don't give up, Uncle Kermit.

-Robin! -I can get that ball back.

But I told you to stay in the sub.

This mission is just for big kids, remember?

But big kids can't do this.

Whoopee!

PIGGY: Wow! SUMMER: Look at him go.

My tail helps me do lots of things, remember?

But my favorite thing to do with it is swim super-fast.

He can do it, Kermit.

Oh, let him try, Kermie.

It's worth a shot.

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please!

Okay. The mission is yours, First Mate Robin.

ALL: Yay!

Aye aye, Captain Uncle Kermit.

All right, clam. Let's do this.

(GROWLS)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

-(GASPS) -ALL: Robin!

(CLAM MOANS)

KERMIT: Where'd he go?

I got it. (LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo.

-MUPPETS: Yay! -Wow, you did it!

That's my Robin!

ALL: Yay!

You were wonderful, Robin. Mwah.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm sorry, Robin.

I was wrong to leave you out of our games.

I should've found a way to include you.

Even if you are littler than everyone else.

It's okay, Uncle Kermit.

I'm just happy I got to be with you all day long.

Aw, me too.

(BOTH SIGH HAPPILY)

Besides, I just thought of a great game we can all play together.

Underwater goofy golf.

ALL: Yay!

-(ALL CHEER) -(GULPS)

ALL: Aw...

(LAUGHS)

SUMMER: Sparkly Star Switcheroo.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Spinaroo. (GRUNTS)

Oh, I meant to do that. (GIGGLES)

(SINGING) ♪ Sparkly star a do-do... ♪

(SIGHS)

Hey, Rowlf. What's the matter?

Well, I'm really bummed about a shooting star I saw last night.

(GASPS) You saw a shooting star?

But that doesn't sound sad. It sounds super cool.

Oh, it was.

That star was a sparkly yellow color

and had a sparkly twinkle to it.

And it sparkled as it flew through the sky.

-It was so, so... -Sparkly?

That's right. That star was so sparkly

that I wanted to write a happy tune about it.

But before I could finish, it was gone.

And now it'll never come back.

Oh, Rowlf,

couldn't you finish your song without the star?

I tried, but just listen.

(SINGING) ♪ Sparkly shooting thing... ♪

(CRIES)

You see? My happy tune isn't so happy.

Don't give up, Rowlf.

Maybe you just need to get back to your piano and play some more.

Yeah, I guess.

Oh, I wish I could do something to help Rowlf.

(GASPS) Maybe I can.

I'll paint a picture of a shooting star

that'll inspire him to write his song.

(HUMMING)

Hmm. It's not sparkly enough.

So, I'll just add... (EXCITEDLY) glitter!

(GIGGLES)

There. Oh, I can't wait to give this to Rowlf.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Wow, Rowlf is gonna love this.

Spinaroo...

(GASPS) Oh, are you okay, Piggy?

Oh, yes. I was just practicing

my sparkly spinaroo dance step.

Whoa. (GRUNTS)

I'm having a little bit of trouble with it.

Ooh! Summer, that's a really sparkly star painting.

(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Piggy. I'm glad you like it.

-It's for R... -For moi?

Oh. Thank you, Summer.

Oh, actually...

It's simply perfect.

It'll inspire me to work harder

on my sparkly spinaroo dance step.

And I know just where to hang it in my dressing room.

You're the best, Summer.

But, Piggy...

I can't believe you knew I wanted a sparkly star painting.

That just proves what a great friend you are.

Oh, was there something you wanted to tell me?

Um... uh...

glad you like it.

Thank you.

(GROANS)

-(LAUGHING) -Oh, no. This is not good.

Not good at all.

What am I gonna do?

Do about what, Summer?

I made a painting of a sparkly shooting star for Rowlf,

but Piggy thought it was for her

and hung it in her dressing room.

So, why don't you just paint another picture for Rowlf?

Because it has to be sparkly,

and I used up all the glitter.

Glitter emergency.

Can't you just tell Piggy the truth

and ask for the painting back?

Oh. Piggy would be so disappointed if I did that.

But what if she didn't know

I took the painting back?

Genius! Wait, what?

It's simple, Fozzie.

All we have to do is make a new painting

that looks just like the one I made for Rowlf,

but with no glitter.

Then we switch this painting

with the one in Piggy's dressing room.

Uh, do you think that's a good idea, Summer?

Of course.

Piggy won't have hurt feelings

and I can cheer up Rowlf.

What could possibly go wrong?

(INHALES SHARPLY) Spinaroo.

-(GRUNTS) -(CLUCKS)

Yes, it needs some work.

So, I'm going to go perfect

my sparkly spinaroo dance step on the stage,

where there's more room.

Spinaroo... (GRUNTS, GROANS)

Okay, getting into Piggy's dressing room will be tough.

It's got so much security

it's like a fancy museum.

So, I'm gonna need all of your help.

Here's the plan.

(SINGING) ♪ Switcheroo, switcheroonie ♪

♪ I'm the penguin with a plan For how we're gonna do it ♪

♪ Switcheroo, switcheroonie ♪

♪ I'm the penguin with the plan For how we're gonna do it ♪

♪ Here we go And we've all got a job to do ♪

♪ To pull off my perfect Penguin plan switcheroo ♪

♪ So, listen up friends And pay close attention ♪

♪ Then we'll take a deep breath ♪

♪ And spring into action ♪

♪ Gonzo you go ♪

♪ Outside first And distract the guards... ♪

♪ Righto ♪

♪ Kermit, you're the one ♪

♪ Who's gonna outsmart ♪

♪ Traps we find in the yard ♪

♪ Okeydokey ♪

♪ Fozzie, take your hat I know we're gonna use it ♪

♪ Just don't know yet exactly how ♪

I'll wait.

♪ And, you keep an eye on the action ♪

♪ If you see something yell, "Look out!" ♪

-Look out -Shh! Not yet buddy.

Sorry.

♪ Switcheroo, switcheroonie ♪

♪ I'm the penguin with the plan ♪

♪ For how we're gonna do it ♪

ALL: ♪ Switcheroo, switcheroonie ♪

♪ She's the penguin with the plan ♪

♪ For how we're gonna do it ♪

Okay, gang. Let's do this.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(GRUNTS)

-(CHUCKLES) Hoo-hah! -Ha-ha.

Look out!

Not yet, Animal.

You need to watch the monitors on the bus

and let us know if Piggy's coming.

Oh. Okay.

(CHUCKLES) Animal, look out.

(LAUGHS) Ha ha. Yeah.

And a one and a two and a spinaroo. (GRUNTS)

Piggy dance.

(CLUCKS)

Gonzo, we need you to distract that guard.

I got just the thing. Bird seed.

(CLUCKS)

(CLUCKS)

Let's go.

-Wow. -Cool.

So, where do you think Piggy put that painting?

It must be through this door.

But it looks like we have to solve a puzzle to open it.

Oh, I love puzzles. Let me try.

Hmm. It looks like you have to move the pieces around,

like this, to make shapes.

There a circle.

(ALL SCREAM)

Uh-oh. That must not be the right shape.

Hmm. I'll try again.

Maybe, uh, square?

(SCREAM)

Hey. That picture of piggy is adorable.

Ah, a door? Wocka wocka.

(GIGGLES)

Guys, we don't have time for jokes.

We've got to switch the star paintings.

That's it. A star.

(BEEPING)

I hope this works.

Kermit, you did it.

I sure did.

No. Stop.

Uh-oh. The door closes as soon as I try to take my hand off the puzzle.

Looks like I'll have to stay here.

Okay, Kermit.

Come on, Fozzie. We've gotta get that painting for Rowlf.

Oh. I hope he's doing okay.

(SINGING) ♪ Oh, sparkly star ♪

♪ Where are you... ♪

(CRIES)

Poor Rowlf. (CRIES)

A one and a two and a spinaroo...

Oh, oh, I finally did it.

Oh, I can't wait to show everyone.

Uh, look out! Piggy coming.

Okay, Fozzie.

The painting is right through that last door.

FOZZIE: And look, the guards are asleep.

(SNORING)

Now's our chance.

Wait, there are lasers everywhere.

If you touch any of them,

it'll set off an alarm that'll wake up the guards.

Oh, no.

We have to turn off the lasers by pushing the button on that screen.

But how do we press the button without touching the lasers?

Remember when I said you're gonna need your hat?

Yeah.

(SINGING) ♪ Fozzie, take your hat ♪

♪ I know you're gonna use it Switcheroo! Switcheroo! ♪

Exactly. So, use your hat to hit that button.

Good idea.

Mmm... (GRUNTS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

I did it!

(ECHOING) Did it! Did it!

-(CHIRPS) -(GRUNTS)

(CHIRPING)

Fozzie, you almost woke up the guards.

Sorry.

Look out! Piggy coming.

Oh, hi, chickies.

(CHIRPING)

(SCREAMING)

Great. They've got the guards distracted.

Now, I can switch the paintings before Piggy gets here.

There it is. The star painting.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYS)

And... switcheroo.

Oh, that was easy.

-I thought for sure there'd be a... -(ALARM BLARING)

(SCREAMS) Trap!

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

-(CHIRPING) -Guys, we gotta get out of here.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Kermit, let's go.

FOZZIE: Whoa.

We're almost there. We're gonna make it.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, there you guys are.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Uh, Summer, what are you doing with my painting?

I, I was...

I was taking it.

You were?

Everyone, if you'll excuse us.

Summer and I need to talk.

Alone!

Hmm, well, uh... see you later.

Gotta go.

Summer, why would you take the painting you gave me?

Well, the truth is, this painting wasn't for you.

It was for Rowlf.

He was sad he didn't get to finish his song about

the shooting star he saw last night,

so I made a glitter painting of one to cheer him up.

But why didn't you tell me?

I just wanted you to think I was a good friend.

But Summer, good friends always tell each other the truth,

even when it's hard.

I'm sorry, Piggy.

Can you ever forgive me?

Of course I can forgive you, Summer.

-Aw. -Mmm...

Well, do you like this painting I made for you instead?

You made this one especially for moi?

That makes it super special.

And we promise not to try and take that one.

(GIGGLES)

Don't you have someone to give this painting to?

I sure do.

And I have to show everyone my sparkly star spinaroo dance step.

BOTH: Let's go!

(GROANS)

Look, Rowlf.

I made you a painting of the star you saw last night,

to help you finish your song.

And it's extra sparkly.

Ah, Summer, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

And you know what? It makes me feel like singing.

(SINGING) ♪ Sparkly shooting star ♪

♪ Way up in the evening sky ♪

MUPPETS: Yay!

♪ Oh me, oh my... ♪

-Spinaroo. -Yeah.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!