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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka! Wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

RIZZO: Finders Keepers.

Having the sand, cha-cha. patting the sand, boom-ba.

(ALL GIGGLING)

MAN: Hey, kids, nice sand sculptures.

MISS PIGGY: Thanks, Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf.

Oh, whatcha got there, Gonzo?

-That looks like a wedge of cheese. -MISS NANNY: It's a pyramid.

And a very impressive one, too.

Hey, look what Gonzo made.

ALL: Ooh!

A pyramid? What's that?

MISS NANNY: Pyramids were giant Egyptian buildings

shaped like triangles.

Oh, I heard a story about pyramids.

That's where mummies live. They walk like this.

(MIMICKING SCARY GRUNTS)

Hey, that's how you walk before your morning coffee.

(BOTH GUFFAWING)

The ancient Egyptians wrote stories about mummies

on the walls of the pyramids using the pictures called hieroglyphs.

Some hieroglyphs even tell how you find the Egyptian king's hidden treasure room.

Ooh! What kind of treasure?

Well, beautiful fans.

Gold amulets.

And jewels in every color of the rainbow!

ALL: Wow!

That's real cool.

I wanna build a pyramid like Gonzo's.

Yeah. Me too.

(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)

Forget pyramids, I want treasures.

(SNIFFING) Uh-huh...

A-ha!

Check these out!

(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)

Rizzo, you found treasure.

It must belong to one of those Egyptian kings

Miss Nanny told us about.

Not anymore. Finders keepers.

I don't think you can keep them, Rizzo.

They don't belong to you.

But I called "finders keepers."

So I get to keep 'em fair and square.

That's the rule.

I'm not sure that's a real rule, Rizzo.

When you find something that's not yours,

you gotta try to find its owner.

Yeah. How would it feel if those were your jewels?

Wouldn't you want them back?

Yeah. But...

How are we going to find the king

who lost those jewels?

I know. We have to go to the one place

we know Egyptian kings keep their treasure.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Cincinnati?

No, Gonzo.

A pyramid!

A place with even more treasure?

Count me in.

-Let's go! -(ALL CHEERING)

RIZZO: Riches, here I come.

KERMIT: Rizzo, wait up.

(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)

SUMMER: I didn't know the pyramids were so huge.

Yeah. How will we ever find the Egyptian king's treasure room?

Look, we can use that map.

KERMIT: We are right here on the map

and it looks like to get to the treasure room there,

we'll have to go through this room and this room.

That sounds easy.

Yeah. What can possibly go wrong?

Well, would you look at that?

A golden fan.

Hmm. This will give me a leg up.

(GRUNTING)

If the map shows the way to the treasure room,

what does that other part say?

Hmm.

It looks like this pyramid belonged

to a king in Dohoho

who lived in the Mahna Mahna Valley.

And he wrote a poem here.

"Take what's not yours, get ready to run,"

"'cause if that's what you do, then trouble will come."

(MUMMY GRUMBLES)

Well, we just won't take anything that's not ours.

Right. Um, Rizzo? Where did you get that fan?

I found it over there. On that box.

Finders keepers.

(ALL GASPING)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Oh! My back!

-(SCARY GRUNTS) -It's a mummy!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(SCARY GRUNTS)

Come on!

(SHOUTS WITH FEAR)

(ALL PANTING)

Did we lose him?

I think so.

Sheesh. What was his problem...

Whoa! (CHUCKLING)

Check out them golden apples.

Time for another leg up.

Hey, where's my cheese?

Anybody seen my cheese?

-Uh-uh. -No.

And don't touch those apples.

ALL: Yeah!

(CHUCKLING) Why not?

What could possibly go wrong?

Uh, the mummy?

Eh, what's he care?

KERMIT: Rizzo, no!

(ALL GASPING)

-See? Nothing bad happened. -(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)

-(LOUD THUD) -(ALL SCREAMING)

Every rat for himself!

Oh, we're trapped!

(ALL CRYING OUT WITH FEAR)

(PANTING)

Is everyone okay?

-Animal? -Okay.

-Fozzie? -Yeah.

-Gonzo? -Yup.

-Rizzo? -Yo.

But where is...

ALL: Uh-oh.

It's too wide to jump across.

Well, you might wanna try because the mummy followed us again!

(SHOUTING)

-Whoa! -Ah!

(PIGGY GASPING)

Animal! Throw me the rope!

Ha!

Hold tight, Kermit.

(ALL CHEERING)

You were amazing, Piggy.

Thanks, Kermie.

Now, let's get out of here!

MUMMY: Oh, do-ho-ho.

Phew! Looks like we lost our mummy again.

Now we can get King Dohoho's

jewels back to him.

Along with rest of the treasure that Rizzo took.

What? The fan and the apple were just laying around.

Like I always say,

-finders keepers... -Hey, guys,

check this out!

ALL: Wow!

That's the door to King Dohoho's treasure room.

Hmm, and that bucket of eggs is my next treasure.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

ALL: Huh?

That's French for "incredible."

ALL: Oh, yeah, yeah.

(CHUCKLING)

Hello, 24-karat omelette.

Don't you dare touch those eggs, Rizzo!

What's the big deal? We're treasure hunters!

No. We're treasure returner-er-ers.

Eh. Finders keepers.

But we've been trying to tell you.

Finders keepers isn't the right thing to do.

If you take things that don't belong to you,

you might wind up hurting other people's feelings.

We're setting off a trap.

Eh. I still want it.

ALL: Rizzo!

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(FIRING)

See? Trap!

(ALL SCREAMING)

-(SQUEAKING) -(CHUCKLING)

That tickles.

(LAUGHING) Tickle chicken!

(SQUEAKING)

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Missed me by a nose. (CHUCKLING)

(ALL PANTING)

Boy! We barely squeaked through that one.

Ah! Get it? Squeaked?

-(SQUEAKING) -Rubber chicken.

And now we're trapped.

If we try to go back, the rubber chickens will finish us.

Not to mention the mummy.

We got to get through the treasure room door.

Yeah, but how do we open it?

KERMIT: Hmm. I got it.

We need to fit that key into that space

to open the door.

But it's all the way up there.

And we are all the way down here.

That's it.

The only way to escape the pyramid is to make a pyramid.

So we are gonna make the great Muppet pyramid.

Animal, Fozzie, Piggy, you make the bottom.

ALL: Right!

Gonzo, you and I are the middle.

You got it.

And Summer, you're on top.

Okay.

(SUMMER GRUNTING)

I can't reach it.

Rizzo, we need you, too.

Yeah, are you gonna help us get back the treasure or not?

(LOUD THUD)

(SCARY GRUNTS)

Don't have to ask me twice.

(GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)

Got it!

(MUMMY GRUNTING)

(RIZZO GRUNTING)

SUMMER: Come on, Come on.

KERMIT: Hurry up, Rizzo.

-(KEY CLICKING) -RIZZO: Here you go.

(ALL SCREAMING)

We did it!

ALL: Yay!

Hey, look at that.

SUMMER: That must be him.

King Dohoho.

Who are you? And what do you want?

Ugh. I'm having a bad century.

Your Majesty, my name's Kermit.

And these are my trusty explorer friends.

(ALL GREETING)

We've traveled through the pyramid because we found

something that we think belongs to you.

And wanna give it back.

-Right, Rizzo? -Well...

ALL: Rizzo!

What? Look at this guy. Look at all the treasure he's got.

Well, I don't know what you can have

that I could be missing except for the...

See? He's good. Nice to meet you, Your Majesty,

Drop in next time you're by the play room.

(SCREAMING)

Oh, right. Forgot about you.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Who cares about the jewels, the fan and the apples

and the eggs, I took them anyway

because finders keepers but I'm sorry!

-Huh? -I think you lost something.

My cheese!

You mean, this whole time you were chasing me just to give me back my cheese?

Yeah. I would've caught up to you sooner

if these old legs would've kept up.

I'm 3,004 years old, you know.

He doesn't look a day over 3,003.

Gee, thanks Mr. Mummy.

Hey, this is what you were trying to tell me.

That it feels good to get something back that you lost.

-Yeah. -That's right.

-Yeah. -Yup.

Well, you know what feels even better?

Giving something back.

I think these things are yours, Your Majesty.

The green jewels of Mahna Mahna.

My mummy gave me these when I was a kid. But I lost them.

And you found them for me.

This is the happiest day of my life.

(LAUGHING)

King know how to boogie!

Take it away, mummy!

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

I can't believe you found my marbles.

Yeah, he lost 'em ages ago.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Thanks for taking me to return the jewels to King Dohoho, everybody.

See, Rizzo, when you give back things that don't belong to you,

it makes people feel great.

And you know what? It makes me feel pretty good, too.

If you think that feels pretty good,

you should try wearing sneakers filled with yoghurt.

Yeah! Wait... Ew.

Hey, guys, I think we have time for another adventure before lunch.

Ooh, I know the perfect adventure, Kermie.

There is an Egyptian queen, named Cleopatra,

and I hear she's totally the boo.

-Who's in? -(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)

Whoa, whoa!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

RIZZO: The Monster Next Door.

FOZZIE: Hot Potato!

KERMIT: Hot Potato!

Hot Potato!

SUMMER: Hot Potato!

PIGGY: Hot Potato!

Hot Potato!

-Phew! -That was close, Kermit.

You almost dropped Potato.

Ooh, what you guys playing?

We're playing "Hot Potato."

With my best friend, (SING-SONG) Potato!

Oopsie.

Potato, you've to be more careful.

Hot Potato!

To play, you pretend the potato is hot.

And then pass him super-fast to the person next to you.

(PANTING) Hot Potato!

Ooh! And you can't drop him.

Animal want potato! Animal want potato!

(LAUGHING)

-Hot Potato! -(CHUCKLING)

Um, you have to pretend that he is hot, Animal.

Oh, okay!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot

potato!

Po-ta-to!

-(ALL GASPING) -Oopsie.

Potato, are you okay?

Say something if you can hear me.

He's not saying anything!

Um, Gonzo. It's a potato.

It doesn't talk.

Too soon, Fozzie.

Oh, no. Potato fell into the new neighbor's yard.

What do we do?

Well, we could ask the neighbor to give him back.

(GASPS) Good idea.

Hello? Neighbor?

Uh, can I have my potato back?

(LOUD THUDDING)

He's coming.

Mmm, he sounds big.

Ooh, this is so exciting.

I love meeting new friends.

Hello, is anyone there?

(WHIMPERS WITH FRIGHT)

What's wrong, Gonzo?

I think I saw a... (STUTTERS) monster next door.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure. It was big and hairy.

Heh. You've got the craziest imagination, Gonzo.

There isn't a monster next door.

(GASPING) There's a monster next door!

Monster-schmonster. Let moi see.

Yep. Definitely a monster.

-Ah! -(ALL GASPING)

If it's a real monster, we should be careful.

I hear monsters are big.

-And mean. -And scary.

(STUTTERING) Really?

Yeah, and from what I've heard,

all monsters have...

a lumpy, bumpy nose.

Torn and tattered clothes.

Giant claws.

And so much scraggly fur.

Enormous yellow teeth.

BOTH: They are three-feet long at least.

I've heard of this kind of this before.

♪ Must be a monster! ♪

♪ Argh! Looking just over the fence! ♪

No.

♪ We could try to get Potato back ♪

♪ But nothing good will come of that ♪

♪ Sure we don't have much experience ♪

♪ What we know of monsters ♪

♪ He's the terrible-est creature in the land ♪

So we've heard.

♪ He'll jump out from where he's hiding ♪

♪ Take joy in terrifying ♪

♪ As many little children as he can ♪

♪ If you are playing with a ball ♪

♪ He'll flatten it ♪

♪ If you paint a painting ♪

♪ He'll just tear it up and laugh ♪

♪ If there's just one cookie left ♪

♪ He'll take the whole thing for himself ♪

♪ Without so much as offering you half ♪

No!

♪ Must be a monster ♪

Whoo!

♪ I think we can agree ♪

(SCREAMING)

When someone looks like that,

it's just a simple fact.

-They'll be nasty. -And rude.

-A beast. -A brute!

♪ And tremendously monstrously big ♪

This is terrible.

We have to get Potato back from that monster.

But it's impossible.

No mean monster is going to give a potato back.

Impossible.

Was it impossible when I jumped my tricycle

over 15 dinosaurs into a tiny bucket of fried chicken?

Um, Gonzo, you never did that.

Exactly.

That's why getting Potato back will be so much easier.

Here's how we're gonna do it.

(GONZO WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)

(GRUNTING)

All right, team. Let's go over the mission one more time.

We use the cannon to launch Kermit over the fence.

Wait. I still don't get why I have to be fired over the fence.

Because you're a frog!

You can hop back over the fence once you found Potato.

But what if the monster catches me?

Ah, good question.

All you have to do is... Don't get caught.

ALL: Oh...

Genius!

So, let's do this.

(YELLING)

-He's so brave. -(THUDDING)

(GROANING)

(GASPS) There he is.

(YELPS)

(SHOUTING)

SUMMER: What happened, K?

Did you get Potato back?

I almost had him but then the monster came.

(ALL GASPING)

What did he look like?

I didn't get a good look.

But I definitely saw a whole lot of mean scraggly fur.

(ALL GASP)

Hmm. This looks like a job

for someone who can really handle a scary monster.

(CLUCKING)

Camilla, we need your help

rescuing Potato from the mean old monster

next door.

(CLUCKING)

So, I'm going to need you to take this radio

and Fozzie's hat... Thank you.

(WHIRRING)

And fly over the fence to get our man... I mean, Potato.

-Can you do it? -(CLUCKING)

Uh, Camilla, Potato's that way.

(CLUCKING)

Camilla-copter, do you read me?

Is Potato in your sight?

(CLUCKING)

(GASPING) She found Potato.

ALL: Yay!

I knew it would work. My trusty hat hasn't failed me yet.

-(RUMBLING) -MONSTER: Roar!

(CAMILLA CLUCKING)

(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) I guess there is a first time for everything.

(GASPS) Camilla, what happened?

(CLUCKING)

The monster roared and scared you?

Oh, that monster sounds horrible.

We've tried everything to get Potato back.

What else can we do?

The only thing we can do...

This!

Um... We're gonna plunge his potty?

Plunge his potty, ugh, no!

This is the latest in the hi-tech Potato retrieval technology.

With the help of these balloons,

I'm going to float over the fence

and fish my best friend Potato out of the neighbor's backyard.

ALL: Wow!

Okay, Animal, it's go time!

(CHUCKLING)

Don't worry, Potato, I'm coming for ya.

(GASPS)

GONZO: I see him!

Give me a little more of string.

More string.

All righty now, let's catch us a potato.

I got him! I got him!

I'm reeling him in.

(ALL CHEERING)

Pull! Pull, you guys.

The monster has Potato!

(GRUNTING)

I think I made a terrible mistake.

(SCREAMING)

Poor Potato!

He's trapped on the other side

of that fence with that horrible monster.

And there is nothing I can do about it.

(GONZO CRYING)

(SIGHS)

I almost had him.

But now, Potato is gone.

Aw, don't worry, Gonzo.

We'll figure something out.

How? We tried everything.

Now that mean and terrible monster will have him.

Forever! (CRYING)

MISS NANNY: Kids, you have a visitor.

(THUDDING)

ALL: A monster!

Hello!

That's the monster that took Potato.

And now he wants to take Miss Nanny, too.

Don't worry, Miss Nanny,

we'll save you.

MISS NANNY: (CHUCKLING) Save me from what?

I just wanted to introduce you to our new neighbor.

His name is Sweetums.

Why don't you all get to know each other

and I'll go ask Sweetum's parents how long he can stay to play?

-(THUDDING) -(ALL SCREAMING)

(SWEETUMS CHUCKLING)

Let's play!

Potato! You're giving him back?

Yeah, it's your turn to try and get the potato.

Sweetums love this game.

Wait. You thought we were playing a game?

It wasn't a game, Sweetums.

We lost Potato and thought you didn't want to give him back.

Why would Sweetums do that?

That mean.

But you're a monster. Whoa...

And monsters are mean.

SUMMER: They have scraggly fur.

-GONZO: And lumpy bumpy noses. -(SQUEAKS)

ANIMAL: And hairy feet.

(GROANING)

Hey, you have scraggly fur.

(CHUCKLING)

SWEETUMS: You have big, giant nose.

What? No, I... (HONKS AND GASPS)

SWEETUMS: And you have hairy feet.

FOZZIE: Hey, I do. (CHUCKLING)

Are you mean?

-ALL: Us? -No.

You shouldn't decide if someone is mean by how they look.

Yeah, vous should get to know them first.

But Sweetums is not mean either.

ALL: (GASPING) Oh!

Guys, Sweetums is right.

We thought all kinds of bad things about him

just because he's a monster.

Well, maybe not all monsters are mean and terrible.

Maybe some monsters are good?

Sweetums only know good monsters.

Sweetums, I think we all owe you a gigantamormous apology.

ALL: Sorry!

You are not mean at all. In fact, you are really, really nice.

Aww.

Sweetums think you all are nice, too.

I'm Kermit. That's Fozzie. Piggy. Summer.

-Hi! -Animal.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah! -And Gonzo.

And you already met Potato.

(LAUGHING) Potato. Fun.

Hey, Sweetums, wanna play an even better Potato game with us?

Ooh! What's it called?

-It's called... -ALL: Hot Potato!

Hot Potato!

Hot, hot, hot Potato!

Best friend. Hot Potato!

Hot Potato!

So, what do you think of the guacamole?

Needs a little more...

(EXPLOSION)

-Sorry. -It's okay.

Potato loves guacamole.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka! Wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!