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(THEME SONG PLAYNG)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird and ♪

♪ You wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

MISS PIGGY: "Starship Piggy."

(MUPPET BABIES CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Miss Nanny! Miss Nanny! Look at this spaceship I drew.

Isn't it totally amazing?

MISS NANNY: Wow. It sure is, Piggy.

KERMIT: Starboard engine ready to go.

(CHUCKLES) Sounds like everyone's having fun.

But...

MISS NANNY: What you making there, Kermit?

It's my spaceship.

I'm getting ready to blast off into outer space.

I just need to add the zippy drive.

It makes the ship go extra fast. Ba-whoosh!

MISS NANNY: That's amazing.

You can tell me all about it

when I finish vacuuming up the crumbs from snack time.

Hmm.

(SING-SONG) Oh, Kermie.

Oh. Hi, Piggy. Wanna check out my...

Since you're such an expert on spaceships,

what do you think of my painting?

Oh, um, looks great. But would you excuse me?

I need to get the zippy drive, so I can finish my ship.

Now don't you blast off anywhere without me.

Hee hee hee!

Aw. I guess a drawing isn't as amazing as a real spaceship.

(IMITATES PLANE FLYING)

(GASPS)

That's more beautiful than a double anchovy and dill sandwich.

Finally.

Someone loves my spaceship drawing as much as I do.

I'm not talking about your drawing, Piggy.

I'm talking about your real spaceship.

My spaceship?

Hey, everybody! Come see what Piggy made.

ALL: Wow!

Did you build this amazing ship all by yourself?

Did ya? Did ya?

Uh, well, I, uh...

I did! (CHUCKLES) That's right.

I built this super fabulous spaceship all by myself.

-ALL: Oh, wow! -Impressive.

Well, with a spaceship this cool,

what are we doing just sitting around?

Let's take Zorna to her home planet, Zornoopiter,

for her birthday party.

She'll be four next week, you know.

Fabulous! So, who's going to take us there?

Um, aren't you, Piggy?

You made this space-tastic ship.

So, you gotta know how to fly it, right?

Oh, right! Of course.

It is moi's ship after all. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, hold on a sec, Piggy.

We better wait for Kermit. He loves spaceships.

Actually, Kermie is a little busy.

I'll just take him on his own spaceship ride later.

-But... -To Zornoopiter!

(ALL WHOOPING)

(STAR TREK-LIKE MUSIC PLAYING)

Engage!

(SINGING) ♪ Welcome aboard the Starship Piggy ♪

♪ It's got everything we need ♪

ALL: Everything we need?

♪ To have a fabulous adventure across the galaxy ♪

ALL: Ooh!

♪ It can travel at the speed of light ♪

♪ And it's filled with all the kinds of stuff ♪

♪ That you like ♪

Like... Like what, Piggy?

Like, you know, uh, like, uh... Let's take a tour.

♪ Taking a tour with Piggy ♪

MISS PIGGY: Follow me!

♪ Yeah, we're following Piggy ♪

♪ This little button makes... ♪

Whoa! Nope.

♪ And this one bakes you a cake ♪

ALL: Huh?

♪ And this little screen shows your favorite TV show ♪

♪ About a hundred times a day ♪

Huh?

♪ Itty-bitty bubbles come out of this spout ♪

Hi-yah!

♪ So we never have to worry about running out ♪

ALL: Genius!

♪ Yeah There's an unlimited supply ♪

♪ Of everything that you enjoy Here on the ♪

♪ Starship Piggy ♪

Piggy, I think I speak for all of us when I say

this is the greatest spaceship ever!

MUPPET BABIES: ♪ Starship Piggy ♪

Oh, thank you, everybody. And don't forget,

I definitely designed it all myself. (CHUCKLES)

♪ Starship Piggy ♪

MISS PIGGY: Piggy's log: We're on our way to Zornoopiter

to throw Zorna the best birthday party ever.

-Good luck! -Mee mee!

How much farther to Zornoopiter, Summer?

My map shows that Zornoopiter

is about point-zero-one light-years away.

Great! Uh, so what does that mean?

It means we're close.

Well, then, chop-chop, people.

Pilot Animal, please take us there.

Uh, how?

Uh, just press that button.

(TOILET FLUSHING)

(CHUCKLES) Looks like the potty's working.

I meant that button.

(SCREAMS)

Piggy, are you...

Yep, I'm good. (CLEARS THROAT)

(LAUGHS) Silly, Animal.

Let me show you.

Um, light speed. Hi-yah!

(ALL SCREAMING)

I meant to do that.

(ALL GRUNT)

Now I know what a shooting star feels like.

Well, at least we're on course.

Onward to Zornoopiter!

Thanks to Piggy and her fabulous ship.

You said it. (LAUGHS)

Gee, I wish Kermit was here.

(GULPS)

I wonder what he was doing... (ECHOING)

Ah, here's the zippy drive.

Now I can make my ship go super-fast.

Hey, where's my spaceship?

And where did everybody go?

(GASPS) My friends must have taken my ship for a ride.

But if they get into any space trouble,

they won't be able to zip away

without the zippy drive's extra power.

I gotta help 'em. To the Space Hopper.

Hang on, guys. I'm on my way.

Oh, wow! Look at all the colors.

ALL: Wow!

FOZZIE: Look at that.

(ALARM BEEPING)

Piggy, there's a spaceship right behind us.

Hmm, and it kinda looks like a Kermit.

Uh, that's not Kermit. That's an alien ship.

We need to get away from it fast.

A-ha! If we fly through that meatball-eroid field,

we'll be able to lose the alien.

But, Piggy, doesn't that look a little dangerous?

Besides, maybe the alien wants to come to Zorna's birthday party.

No! We have to lose the alien!

Trust me, it's my ship after all.

Now, forward through the meatball-eroid field.

GONZO: We're losing him, Captain.

See? Moi's plan worked perfectly.

Except for one big problem,

or should I say, one big meatball-eroid!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Um, we need to make some, uh, meatball maneuvers.

Quick, everyone, get to that side of the ship!

(ALL GROAN)

MISS PIGGY: We did it!

Not so fast, it's a meatball-eroid smorgasbord!

Everybody, go that way!

Now this way! Now that way!

Now this way! Now that way!

See? That wasn't so bad.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Now that was a bumpy ride.

But at least we're safe from the alien.

Guys, I have something very important to tell you.

Kermit?

No! It's an alien disguised as Kermit.

And it's trying to take over my ship.

Alien? Piggy, what are you talking about?

Uh, how does the alien know your name, Piggy?

Uh, well, because everyone knows the Starship Piggy.

(CHUCKLES) Now, how do you turn this thing off?

-(BUZZING) -(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

Animal disco.

(ALL LAUGHING AND EXCLAIMING)

Do the space hustle.

Piggy, this is no time for music.

La, la, la, la. I can't hear you alien.

Maybe this one?

Spin!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Or maybe this one! Hi-yah!

(MUSIC STOPS)

(ALL GROAN)

ANIMAL: Bummer!

Phew! Wow, that was a close one.

Piggy, maybe we should listen to what the alien had to say.

Yeah, maybe he can help us get to Zornoopiter.

Don't worry, I'll get us there.

-I just need to press this button. -(BUZZING)

You know, I'm starting to wonder

if this is even her ship at all.

-Yeah. -Me too.

(ALARM BLARING)

Oh, great. More space junk.

FOZZIE: Don't worry, Gonzo.

Those are just shooting stars.

Make a wish.

Um, Fozzie, I don't think those are shooting stars.

I think they're regular stars that are getting sucked

into that black hole space vacuum!

(ALL SCREAMING)

SUMMER: And we're getting sucked in too!

(ALL SCREAMING)

FOZZIE: What should we do, Piggy?

ALL: What do we do?

Uh, uh, I don't know!

What do you mean, you don't know?

You said you built this ship.

Well, about that, you see, it's not really my ship.

(ALL GASP)

-Called it. -Then whose ship is it?

It's mine.

The alien that looks like Kermit?

Fozzie, I am Kermit.

See?

ALL: Kermit!

I made that ship, but I didn't get to finish it

before you guys took it off into space.

Piggy, is that true?

Yes, it's Kermit's ship.

But why would you lie to us?

Everyone said such nice things about me

when they thought I built this ship.

It made me feel really good.

Um, guys.

But even so, I shouldn't have lied.

You don't have to lie for us

to say nice things about you, Piggy.

-Guys. -You're our bestest friend.

And our most fabulous.

And you draw the coolest spaceships.

GONZO: Hey, guys, I think we should, uh...

Animal love Piggy. Group hug!

ALL: Aw!

Guys!

Zorna's starting to worry

she's not gonna make her birthday!

Kermie, how do we get away

from the black hole space vacuum?

I'll show you.

Fozzie, press that blue button.

ALL: Whoa!

This zippy drive will give the ship the power it needs

to break away from the vacuum.

Everyone to your stations while I plug it in.

(STRUGGLES)

Thirty Zornometers till we're vacuumed up!

(GRUNTING)

Twenty Zornometers till we're vacuumed up!

Come on, come on!

Ten! Ten!

The zippy drive is stuck.

It won't fit. I don't know what to do!

Don't worry, Kermie! This time, I know what to do.

Hi-yah!

ALL: Yay!

Great job, Kermie!

Now you can take us to Zornoopiter!

No, I can't.

ALL: Huh?

We can! Together!

You got it!

BOTH: To Zornoopiter!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Set phasers to fun.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(ALL CHEERING)

That was the best space adventure birthday party ever!

Sorry again for taking your ship, Kermie.

No, it's okay, Piggy. We all make mistakes.

Story time will be in a minute, kids.

I just have to put away the vacuum.

The space vacuum! It's back!

Run for your lives!

ALL: Gonzo!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(BAND PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC)

FOZZIE: "My Buddy."

(SINGING) ♪ Moi, moi, moi, moi Moi, moi, moi ♪

I don't know, Piggy. For our new song,

maybe we should sing about something other than, well, you.

Oh! Oh! Sing song about Buddy.

Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, B... (LAUGHS)

Or we could sing a song about underwear.

(SINGING) ♪ Oh, where Oh, where is my underwear? ♪

Oh, yeah. They're on my head.

(DRUM STING)

I am not singing about underwear!

Why? You don't know the words?

(HUFFS)

(GASPS)

My fabulous scarf! Ripped.

Sorry, Piggy.

MISS NANNY: What's wrong, kids?

My scarf, it's ruined.

MISS NANNY: Oh, no. It's just a little tear.

I can sew that up for ya in no time.

Be right back.

(CRIES) Oh.

It'll be okay, Piggy. It's just a scarf.

B-B-But my grandma made it for me.

ALL: Aw.

Grandmas rock.

And when I'm feeling blue, it makes me feel faboo.

Animal understand.

Buddy make Animal feel good.

Piggy want Buddy to feel better?

Oh, mmm.

Buddy does make me feel better.

Thank you, Animal.

MISS NANNY: There you go, Piggy. Good as new.

(GASPS) Oh, you fixed it. Thank you, Miss Nanny.

You're very welcome, Piggy.

FOZZIE: Heads up, everybody.

(BOTH PANTING)

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Fozzie and I are playing catch the hat.

Oh, how's it going?

BOTH: Uh, not so good.

Come back here, hat.

(PANTING)

Whoa!

I got it, I got it. (GRUNTS)

(ALL GASP)

Ow.

-Oh, no! -Are you all right?

Yeah, but I got a boo-boo.

MISS NANNY: Aw, poor Fozzie.

Here, let me put a boo-boo strip on that.

(SNIFFLES) Thank you.

Aw, Fozzie sad. Fozzie need Buddy!

Oh, no, thanks, Animal.

I don't think he'll make me feel any better.

Buddy made me feel better, Fozzie.

Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy!

Well, he is pretty soft and surprisingly snuggly.

(LAUGHS)

Wow, I feel so much better,

and it's all thanks to Buddy.

Yay! Buddy the best!

MISS NANNY: Animal, that was so nice of you to share Buddy.

Now, I'm gonna go back inside

and get ready for Arts and Crafts, okay?

(MISS NANNY HUMMING)

Okay, guys. Let's get back to our song.

ALL: Yay!

(CHUCKLES)

Come on, Buddy. Drum time!

Thanks again, Animal.

If I'm ever sad again,

I know I can count on Buddy to cheer me up.

Ha-ha! Yeah!

(GROANS)

Oh. Hi, hat.

SUMMER: Heads up!

(SNEEZES)

(GROANS)

Whoa!

(GROANS)

-(LAUGHS) -(SQUEAKING)

(MOOING)

My rubber chicken! It's broken!

Oh, Animal!

Can I borrow...

Hey, what's going on? Where's Animal?

(SLURPS)

We're taking a break.

Coming up with a song is exhausting.

I think Animal went to the playroom to take a nap.

Thanks.

KERMIT: Mmm-mmm.

Hey, Animal.

Animal?

(SNORING)

Hey, Animal. Look.

(SQUEAKING)

(MOOING)

My favorite rubber chicken broke.

And now it sounds like a cow.

Aw. I could really use some Buddy time to cheer me up.

Uh-uh.

Animal tired. Animal need Buddy.

(MOANS)

-But I... -(YAWNS)

(SNORING)

Well, I guess I'll be okay without Buddy.

(WHIMPERS)

But, boy, would Buddy's soft cuddles feel real good right now.

(ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING)

No, no.

I'm a big boy, I can handle my own problems.

Oh, but there's nothing like Buddy cuddles.

(GASPS)

Since Animal is napping, he won't notice

if I borrow Buddy just for a little while.

Right?

(EXHALES)

(GRUNTING)

(MOOS)

Phew, that was close.

-Huh? -(GASPS)

(SNORING)

Phew!

(LAUGHS)

Yay!

Now that we're reunited, it feels so good!

-(SINGING) ♪ Little bunny ♪ -CHORUS: ♪ Little bunny ♪

♪ And me Finally, we can be together ♪

♪ Yeah, little bunny ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Little bunny ♪

♪ And me I'm gonna love ya ♪

♪ You'll be mine forever ♪

♪ We can play together Joke together ♪

♪ Skip or jump rope together ♪

♪ Cheer each other up when we're sad ♪

Yeah!

♪ My bunny! ♪

ALL: ♪ Your bunny? ♪

♪ And me ♪ (LAUGHS)

♪ No doubt about it ♪

♪ I wanna shout it! ♪

♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪

Yeah!

GONZO: Hey, Fozzie. Whatcha doin'?

Nothing.

Is that an ear?

It sure is. (LAUGHS)

No, behind your back.

That looks like Animal's stuffed bunny.

Oh, uh, what do you know?

I guess it is. (LAUGHS)

Doesn't Animal usually like to have Buddy when he's taking a nap?

Um, well...

Animal knows you have Buddy, right, Fozzie?

(STAMMERS)

Okay, okay! I took Buddy without Animal knowing!

(ALL GASP)

All right, you wanna call the stuffed animal police or should I?

ALL: Gonzo!

I just wanted to borrow Buddy for a little while.

Oh, he makes me feel better when things don't go so good.

We understand, Fozzie,

but Buddy doesn't belong to you.

Buddy is Animal's, and you took him without asking.

You really should give Buddy back.

Here, I'll take Buddy back to Animal for ya.

No!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(DISTORTED) No!

(ALL GASP)

Buddy!

Oh, no!

Animal is going to be really upset

when he finds out what happened to his bunny.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This is terrible! What do I do?

We need a doctor!

But where we gonna find a doctor?

Right here.

Right where?

(GRUNTS) Fozzie, me.

I'm the doctor.

To Muppet Hospital!

We've got a code bunny, people!

I repeat, code bunny.

(TRICYCLE BEEPING)

Do you think you can save him, Doc?

It won't be easy, but I'll do my best.

(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

-Glue. -Glue.

-Hair twisties. -Hair twisties.

Boo-boo strips.

Boo-boo strips.

More boo-boo strips.

More boo-boo strips.

More boo-boo strips!

(SCREAMING)

Chocolate and sardine sandwich, stat!

FOZZIE: Uh, Doc.

How's a chocolate and sardine sandwich gonna fix Buddy?

It won't. The surgery's finished. I'm just hungry.

Ahh...

Mmm, thank you.

Mmm. I've done all I can for Buddy.

Now, only time will tell if he's going to make it.

(ALL GASP)

(GROANS)

(YELPS)

Guess I should have paid more attention

in Stuffed Animal Medical School.

Buddy!

(CRIES)

What happened?

You ripped. You broken! Oh! (CRYING)

It's okay, Animal. We'll find a way to fix him.

Who broke Buddy?

Oh, um...

(CHUCKLES)

Uh, I did, Animal.

Fozzie break Buddy?

I took Buddy because he makes me feel better when I'm sad,

but then he got ripped.

I'm sorry for taking him without asking, Animal.

Fozzie no mean hurt Buddy,

but, but...

(CRYING) Oh, Buddy. I want Buddy.

What do we do?

I've never seen Animal this sad.

Oh, Animal, I'll never take anything

that doesn't belong to me ever, ever again.

(SNIFFLES) But Buddy's still broken.

Animal, I'm so, so, so sorry.

(GASPS) That's it, "sew."

Miss Nanny sewed my faboo scarf back together.

Maybe she can fix Buddy.

That's a great idea, Piggy.

Nanny fix Buddy?

Let's hope so. Come on!

(ALL CHEERING)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(DING)

MISS NANNY: All done. Here you go, Animal.

Buddy all better!

(LAUGHS)

(ALL CHEERING)

Not bad for someone who didn't go to Stuffed Animal Medical School.

MISS NANNY: (CHUCKLES) Thank you, Gonzo.

I'm sorry again, Animal. Are you still my buddy?

Animal always Fozzie's buddy.

You know, Fozzie, Buddy the bunny isn't the only kind of buddy

that can make you feel better when you're sad.

These kind of buddies can make you feel good too.

Whenever you're feeling blue,

come to us and we'll cheer you up.

That's what friends are for.

You guys are the best buddies a bear could have.

ALL: Aw!

That's it! I finally figured out

what our new song should be about.

(SINGING) ♪ Buddies Yeah, we're all buddies ♪

♪ I love being buddies with you and you and you ♪

(SCATTING)

♪ Yeah! ♪

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!