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(THEME SONG PLAYING)

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kinda weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint And Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

Wocka wocka!

Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

♪ Animal's on drums Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

MISS NANNY: Is everything all right out here?

MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

KERMIT: The Froginizer.

(ALL GIGGLING)

-I love my cape. -Tan-ta-da-tan!

To the rescue. Whee!

Heya, Fozzie. Wanna play superheroes with us?

Sure, Kermit.

I just have to make sure Animal doesn't see my lunch box.

Um, why?

Because Animal always eats all my snacks

and I get real hungry at noon when the clock goes "Da-ding!"

Whoosh!

Greetings, Fozzie.

Oh, I'm not Fozzie.

I'm the noodliest super bad guy in Muppetopolis.

The Noodler!

Back off, bad guy.

You're no match for Super Fabulous!

Captain Icecube!

And The Froginizer!

Now stand back, Noodler!

Or I'll freeze you with my frosty freezo water balloons!

Oopsie.

Ooh!

Careful, Captain Icecube.

If my bow gets wet, it'll overload.

And even I can't handle that much Super Fabulousness.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

So, Captain Icecube and Super Fabulous

have teamed up with...

Wait, who are you?

The Froginizer!

Huh, and, uh, what's your superpower?

It's...

Aw...

I just realized I'm not sure what my superpower is.

That's okay. I'm sure you'll think of something.

Well, regardless, you're no match for me.

Dr. Meanzo and my evil sidekick, Meanimal.

Mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean, mean!

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

And together with The Noodler...

(LAUGHS) That's me.

...we're building a super evil mustache ray

to give everyone in Muppetopolis big, beautiful bad guy mustaches.

Including you.

(ALL GASP)

(SCREAMS)

Oh, I'd look terrible with a mustache.

(WHIMPERS)

Terribly awesome!

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Yeah!

Because they'll never find us in your supercool hideout, right?

Right.

Oh! I bet it looks like a giant chicken, right?

Wrong. Too obvious.

Uh, pickle?

A hideout shaped like a pickle? No!

Everyone would suspect that.

My hideout is shaped like...

My head!

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

And now off to our secret hideout.

Pasta la vista, superheroes!

Macaroni smoke screen!

-(MANIACAL LAUGHTER) -(ALL COUGHING)

(GRUNTS) He got macaroni in my power bow.

Don't worry, Super Fabulous.

We'll catch those bad guys and stop their evil mustache plan.

Let's go!

(PANTS) But we gotta find their hideout first,

and I don't see it anywhere.

You don't, but maybe The Froginizer can.

Especially if his superpower is super vision!

Yeah! With super vision, you can see things we can't.

Okay, I'll try it.

Super vision go!

(IMITATES RADAR BEEPING)

I see, I see...

BOTH: Yes?

THE FROGINIZER: Aw! All I see is my hands.

BOTH: Oh!

I guess super vision isn't my superpower.

That's okay.

So, where could the bad guys' hideout be?

(GASPS) I'll bet they're in that big, giant

chicken-shaped building.

Or maybe it's that big, giant pickle-shaped building.

ALL: Hmm.

Wait, earlier when I was listening to Dr. Meanzo,

he said his hideout was shaped like his head.

Superheroes, onward and away!

You were right.

This is Dr. Meanzo's hideout.

But look! Dr. Meanzo has almost completed his mustache ray.

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

We've got to get inside and stop him!

Right! We'll use our superpowers to get past the guards.

Aw! But I still don't know what my superpower is.

Don't worry.

We'll figure it out in time to defeat Dr. Meanzo.

Time! That's it!

It is?

Yeah! Earlier when I was listening to Fozzie...

I mean, The Noodler,

he said that he always gets hungry for a snack at noon

when the clock goes "Da-ding!"

And he said Meanimal always tries to eat his snacks.

Good listening, Froginizer!

Now all I gotta do is make that clock go...

ALL: Da-ding!

Whoa! (GASPS)

Whoa!

(CLOCK DINGS)

Oh! That "Da-ding!" makes me feel like a snack.

And now you're supposed to say, "That's funny, Noodler.

"You don't look like a snack."

(THE FROGINIZER SCREAMS)

Get it? Wocka wocka.

Meanimal no get it.

SUPER FABULOUS: Yoo-hoo! Bad guys!

Snack time!

My lunch box!

Snacks! Snacks, snacks, snacks!

Hey! Those are my snacks.

Meanimal's snacks.

Noodler's.

Super Fabulous power bow, go!

(GRUNTS) Freeze, bad guys!

THE NOODLER: Hey!

MEANIMAL: Cold.

ALL: Yay!

Your idea worked perfectly, Froginizer.

Yeah. But now, I'm all out of frosty freezo water balloons.

It's okay. I've still got my Super Fabulous power bow.

And The Froginizer has his,

um, super green powers. Maybe?

Aw!

Don't worry, Kermit.

We'll figure out your power real soon. Promise.

In the meantime, let's roll before that ice melts.

Freezing my snacks wasn't very ice.

Wocka wocka.

Don't move, Dr. Meanzo!

ALL: Huh?

There's no one here.

Where do you think Dr. Meanzo went?

Right here.

-(SUPER FABULOUS GASPS) -(LAUGHS EVILLY)

Now I, Dr. Meanzo, have your power bow.

No!

Without my power bow,

I lose all my fabulousness.

(CRYING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Now I can complete my mustache ray.

Because with Piggy's power bow, I am...

Not so fast, Dr. Meanzo.

One more move, and I'll freeze you with my frosty freezo water balloons.

Don't worry, Dr. Meanzo.

She's out of freezie balloons.

Oopsie, forgot.

They tried to trap us in a block of ice,

but it melted.

And now all of my snacks are soggy.

(CHOMPING NOISILY)

Ha!

-Want some? -Uh, no thank you.

Now where was I?

You were in the middle of your...

(IMITATES MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

Oh, right. Thanks for listening.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Now that I have Piggy's power bow, I am...

Whoo!

(SINGING) ♪ Meanzo Fabulous ♪

♪ Who's fabulous-est villain in the land? ♪

♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪

♪ That's me ♪

♪ And, hey, guess what? ♪

TOGETHER: Huh?

♪ About to launch my fabulously evil plan ♪

♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪

♪ I'll use my Meanzo magic mustache ray ♪

♪ To put a mustache on everybody ♪

♪ Now that I've got super fabulous power ♪

♪ No one can stop me now ♪

♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪

♪ Yeah, no one can stop me now ♪

♪ He's Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪

♪ Yeah, that's my name Don't wear it out ♪

♪ No one can stop me ♪

♪ Now Dr. Meanzo ♪

Now, with all this fabulosity,

I can power up my mustache ray

and try it out on you.

(GASPING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Soon the entire world will have mustaches.

But first let's keep you superheroes out of trouble.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

Aw! We're trapped in a noodle cage.

Cool, right?

Snack?

No, thanks, Meanimal. They're kinda wet.

Okay.

Wet. That's it!

If we get the power bow wet, it'll overload.

How do you know that?

Didn't Super Fabulous say not to get her power bow wet?

Or it will overload.

Kermit, maybe you do have a superpower.

You have super listening.

I do?

Yeah, because you listened to Gonzo,

you knew his hideout would be shaped like his head.

And when Fozzie likes to have his snack.

"Da-ding!" (GRUNTS)

You're right!

My superpower must be listening.

But how do we get that power bow back?

What'd you say about the power bow?

Oh, uh, we were just saying

that we sure hope Meanzo doesn't get

the Super Fabulous power bow wet.

What? Why?

Well, because then it would...

Become even more super powerful.

And give everyone even longer and eviller mustaches.

"Longer," "eviller mustaches" you say?

Thanks for the tip, superheroes.

Meanimal,

soak the bow!

Okay.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Oh, did we say more powerful?

We meant to say...

It overloads.

Oh!

What? Uh-oh.

(GASPS) My mustache! It's gone!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!

(CRYING)

Hey, our mustaches are gone too.

And here's your power bow back, Super Fabulous.

Oh! Finally. I am super fabulous again!

You may have foiled my evil plan this time,

super good guys.

But we'll be back.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

You know, Kermie, I like that you always listen.

It's what makes you a superhero and a super good friend.

ALL: Aw!

Thanks, you two. (GASPS) Wait.

Do you hear that?

(IMITATES RADAR BEEPING)

ALL: What?

Nanny said it's snack time.

Super Muppet Babies away!

MISS PIGGY: My Fair Animal.

(DRUM BEATS)

(SCATTING)

(SCATTING)

Do the chicken cha-cha!

(CLUCKING MUSICALLY)

Leapfrog dance!

Yippie! Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!

Do the Summer shuffle!

(SCATTING)

Drum solo!

(OFF-KEY TRUMPET MUSIC)

Drums broken?

No, I'm just not very good at playing trumpet.

(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

Hear ye, hear ye!

I have an announcement.

-Oh, I wonder what it is. -Can't wait to hear.

I hereby announce

that Piggy has an announcement.

Thank you, thank you.

I would like to announce...

(GRUNTS)

Fozzie!

Uh, sorry, Piggy.

I think the batteries on my flashlight are low.

(FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)

What I was trying to announce,

was that I am having a super fancy tea party

and you are all invited.

-ALL: Ah! -Oh, cool. That'll be fun.

Sounds like fun, Piggy.

Uh, quick question.

What's a super fancy tea party?

Well, a super fancy tea party

is where you sip tea holding a teacup properly

like this.

(SLURPS)

ALL: Ooh, that's fancy!

Wow.

It's the most fun you'll ever have.

Everything at a super fancy tea party is fancy and proper.

"Proper"?

Oh, yes, Animal.

Proper ladies and gentlemen are polite and well-behaved.

So, whoever wants to come to my party

must act proper like "moi."

Dress like "moi."

And most importantly,

dance like moi.

One, two, three. One, two, three.

Animal dance too.

(CHUCKLES)

One, two, five, eight, four, six, seven.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

(SIGHS)

(SLURPS)

(GROANS)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Oh, Animal! Your dancing is très hilarious.

Dance, dance, dance, dance! Ha-ha!

But that is not how I would dance at a super fancy tea party.

Animal hat.

Or how I would dress.

(ANIMAL LAUGHS)

Animal is just not proper.

Animal drum at tea party.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, no, no, Animal.

Playing drums would ruin my tea party.

(GASPS) Animal ruin Piggy party?

Do not worry, Animal.

I can teach you how to act like moi

so you won't ruin anything.

Then Animal learn to be like Piggy!

Wonderful!

But, Piggy, we like Animal the way he is.

He laughs at all my jokes.

(LAUGHING)

See? That wasn't even a joke.

Well, if you like him now,

you'll like him even better when I'm done with him.

But it's going to take a lot of work.

So, Kermie, I'm putting you in charge of setting up the tea party.

Okay, Piggy.

-Great! -Whoa!

Now come along, Animal,

so I can turn you into a perfect gentle-Animal.

-Toodles! -Toodles!

(ANIMAL LAUGHING)

Do you really think Piggy can turn Animal into a gentleman?

(SCOFFS) Does pizza grow on trees?

ALL: No.

But wouldn't it be awesome if it did?

Oh!

(IMITATING MUNCHING)

Also Piggy will never turn Animal into a gentleman.

All right, Animal. To be proper,

you need to act less like Animal and more like...

Mmm... Banana?

No, Piggy. I mean me.

I mean moi. Here.

Let me show you.

(SINGING) ♪ Walk like I do ♪

♪ Sip your tea like I do ♪

-♪ Try to speak like I do ♪ -(BURPS)

♪ There's a gentle-Animal inside of you ♪

♪ And all you have to do is pay attention ♪

♪ Listen to all my instructions ♪

♪ Pretty soon you'll feel it happening ♪

♪ The gentle-Animal inside of you emerging ♪

♪ You can be a portrait of elegance and grace ♪

♪ Like moi ♪

♪ High society is waiting for you ♪

♪ All you have to do is wear a suit and shine your shoes ♪

♪ Replace that shirt with something new ♪

♪ Put on a tie or maybe two ♪

♪ A cummerbund around your waist ♪

♪ And, Animal for goodness' sake ♪

♪ Let's not forget to comb your face ♪

♪ Because it's very hairy ♪

Eesh!

♪ Walk like Piggy ♪

♪ Magnifique! ♪

♪ Sip my tea ♪

-Mmm. -Very good!

♪ Waltz with me around a ballroom ♪

♪ You're a gentle-Animal now ♪

♪ And you're ready for your big debut! ♪

Let's go!

Hurry! Hurry, everyone, Piggy will be here soon!

Everything has to be perfect.

Are the tea cups ready, Summer?

Almost ready, Kermit.

(SUMMER GRUNTS)

Great! Roll out the pink carpet.

Carpet unrolled!

All right, we're all ready.

Hit it, Fozzie!

(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

Ladies and gentlemen,

allow me to introduce the princess of proper.

The fancy and fabulous. The hostess with the...

Get on with it already!

Uh, Piggy's here.

Hello! Hello, everyone.

So nice to see you at my perfectly proper,

super fabulous tea party.

I love how you're all dressed in pink,

like moi.

Where's Animal?

Wasn't he coming to the tea party with you?

But, of course!

Everyone. (CLEARS THROAT)

May I introduce the all new and improved,

because he's just like moi,

gentle-Animal!

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Hello, everyone.

So very nice to see you.

You all look so very dashing.

So, uh, when's Animal gonna get here?

Gonzo, that is Animal.

Wait. Like Animal who goes, "Whoo-hoo! Drums, drums, drums."

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Drums!

Uh-uh-uh!

(CLEARS THROAT)

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) No, I'm afraid

drums would ruin the party, my good man.

It's just not proper to do such a thing.

(CHUCKLES)

My thoughts exactly, Animal.

Now that we're all here,

let the tea party commence!

ALL: Uh...

Hmm, that means, start!

-ALL: Oh. -Oh, okay.

Wow, he really is like Piggy.

Hey, Animal, here's a joke for you.

What kind of dinosaur drinks tea?

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I don't know, what?

Uh-uh-uh!

(CLEARS THROAT)

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, dear, no, my good man.

Tea time is not the time for jolly jesting.

You don't wanna hear my joke?

You always laugh at them.

Afraid not, old boy.

Acting silly like that might ruin this proper party.

Oh, you are so right, Animal.

Now, let us sip our tea.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Aah...

Uh-uh-uh!

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, dear, what was I thinking?

-ALL: Mmm. -Minty.

And now that we've all had our tea,

it's time to dance!

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Dance, dance!

(LAUGHING)

Do the Summer shuffle!

(SCATTING)

Chicken cha-cha!

(CLUCKING)

No, no, no!

That is not how you dance at a super fancy tea party!

(ALL GROANING)

At a super fancy tea party, we dance the waltz.

Uh, my mom says I'm allergic to walnuts.

Not walnuts!

(CLEARS THROAT) The waltz.

The official dance of all proper parties around the world.

Allow gentle-Animal and I to show you.

(SIGHS)

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) All right, Piggy.

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

ALL: One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

I did it, Animal. (CHUCKLES)

I made you fancy and proper.

Just like you! Whoa!

Ow!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(MISS PIGGY CRYING)

Piggy, Oh, Piggy, I'm so sorry.

I've ruined your super-fancy tea party.

I guess... I guess I just can't be fancy and proper like you.

I'm sorry I made you cry, Piggy.

I suppose I shall take my leave now.

(MISS PIGGY LAUGHS)

Oh, I'm not crying, Animal.

I'm laughing!

Come again?

Because your dancing...

No, because you are très hilarious, Animal.

I never should have tried to make you like me.

I like you because you're you.

You do?

Of course I do.

And I think you could make this party

even better by doing what you do best.

Wear a bucket on my head?

I was thinking of something more like this!

Ah!

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Drums!

(ANIMAL LAUGHS)

Drums, drums!

ALL: Yay!

Two, three, four!

Uh-uh-uh!

Oopsie.

Perfect! Now, hit it, Animal!

Do the proper Piggy!

A one, two, three. One, two, three. One two...

(ALL CHEERING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

Wocka wocka!

-(CLUCKS) -(CHIRPS)

(HONKS)

Yay!

(LAUGHS)

(GROWLS)

Ooh!