Original subtitles

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

[tires screech] [air horn blares]

[both grunting]

[laughter]

- Good morning, playroom!

Look what I brought today-- my harmonica!

[inhales] [piano trills]

Huh?

[inhales] [piano trills]

Hey, what's the big idea, harmonica?

[fancy piano trills]

- Fozzie, you're here.

- Heya, Kermit. Best Friend Handshake?

[both grunting]

[laughter]

Are you ready to play our favorite game?

Tri-soccer flying baseball!

- Well, that sounds great, but--

- And look what I brought-- my harmonica!

But something's wrong.

It keeps playing piano music. [inhales]

[piano trills] See?

- [chuckles] That's not your harmonica.

That's our new friend. Follow me.

- Oh, can you play "Muppet Birthday" next?

- Sure.

[cheerful tune playing]

- Ooh. - Wow.

- Cool.

- Can you play "Twinkle, Twinkle,"

I'm A Star?

- You bet.

["Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" playing]

- Beethoven. Beethoven!

- My favorite.

[Beethoven's "Symphony No. 5" playing]

♪ ♪

- Wow, you're real good.

- Thanks.

♪ ♪

Rowlf the dog. Pleased to meet you.

- I'm Fozzie.

- Rowlf's visiting the playroom for the day.

- Yeah, and he can play anything on the piano,

even the "Chicken Cha Cha!"

[humming] [chicks chirping]

- You know, Rowlf, I like playing music too,

especially on my banjo.

[banjo playing] - And I've got my--

- That's a sweet melody, frog. Keep that going.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Frogs and dogs ♪

♪ We're not an obvious pair ♪

♪ But friendship can surprise you ♪

♪ It can come from anywhere ♪

♪ Yeah, a ribbit and a ruff ♪

♪ We may not be the same shape or size ♪

♪ But if we get to know each other ♪

♪ We can learn to harmonize ♪

Like this.

both: ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Making friends with you ♪

- ♪ Sure feels pretty special ♪

both: ♪ Making friends with you ♪

- ♪ Hey, man, this is making my day ♪

♪ I... ♪ both: ♪ Know we just met ♪

♪ But I'd be willing to bet ♪

♪ It's the beginning of something beautiful ♪

- ♪ Making friends ♪

both: ♪ With you ♪

- [scats]

Yeah! [all cheering]

Not bad, frog. - Thanks, Rowlf.

- I think you and I are gonna be best of friends.

- [gasps] Best of friends?

- I couldn't agree more, Rowlf.

- Rowlf can't be Kermit's best friend.

I'm Kermit's best friend!

- Come on, Rowlf, let's go play outside.

[all cheering]

[laughter]

- Wee!

- [laughs]

- [laughs] Aww.

[all cheering, laughing]

- Oh, wee!

Huh? Aww.

- ♪ Making friends ♪ [laughter]

- ♪ With you ♪

- [scats]

Yeah!

- [sighs]

- [clucks] - I'll tell you what's wrong.

Kermit's got a new best friend,

which makes me his old best friend.

- [clucking] - You're right.

I'll just be the best, best friend Kermit's ever had!

But how do I do that?

- [clucking]

- Great idea, Camilla!

I'll play Kermit's favorite best friend game

better than Rowlf can,

and that'll prove I'm his best friend ever.

- [clucks]

- And this is Gonzo's favorite potato.

- Oh, hi. - Hey, Kermit.

- There you are, Fozzie. What's up?

- How about we play our best friend game now, huh? Huh?

Except I thought maybe Rowlf could play too.

- Me? - That's a great idea,

only it's a two-player game.

Maybe you and Rowlf should play and I'll referee.

- Sure, I'll give it a whirl. What's it called?

- It's called Tri-Soccer Flying Baseball!

[crowd cheering] - Yay!

Welcome to the big game, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm your announcer, Summer Penguin.

Let's meet our competitors.

On this end, we've got the Wocka Wocka Warrior,

everyone's favorite funny guy, Fozzie Bear!

- Wocka wocka!

- And on the other side of the field,

he's rough, he's tough,

he's the puppy dog powerhouse, Rowlf!

- Thank you. Thank you.

So how do you play this game anyway?

- Great question.

Tri-Soccer Flying Baseball is tricycle racing,

soccer ball kicking, and baseball batting

all rolled into one.

- Competitors, get ready.

all: ♪ Rowlf, Rowlf, he's our dog ♪

♪ If he can't do it, Fozzie can! ♪

- We really need to work on our rhyming game.

- [laughs] [air horn blaring]

- On your mark, get set...

- May the best, best friend win.

- What? - Play ball!

- [laughs]

- You have to stop him from

putting the ball through the tire swing.

- Oh, fun. - And they're off!

[all cheering]

- Fozzie has the ball, then Rowlf is hot on his tail.

Ooh, Fozzie pulls a Swervey Swervey!

- [grunts] - He shoots and scores!

- One point for Fozzie!

- [laughs] Thank you.

Did you see that, buddy? - Great job, Fozzie.

- Give me an F! both: F!

- Give me an O! both: O!

- Give me a Q, J, seven! both: Seven?

- Yeah...[chuckles] I can't spell.

[air horn blaring]

- Fozzie's up one-nothing,

and now Rowlf's racing down the field.

Uh-oh, Fozzie comes from behind and steals the ball!

He shoots... - [laughs]

- Rowlf comes out of nowhere and blocks the shot,

and scores!

- Point, Rowlf!

Wow, cool move, Rowlf.

- Thanks, buddy. - [frustrated groan]

- It's a tie game now, but Fozzie has the ball

and is rocketing toward the goal!

"Not so fast," says Rowlf, as he steals the ball

and sends it high into the air.

And now Rowlf's in the air! Unbelievable!

- [gasps] Hubba-wha?

Oh no, you don't! [tires screeching]

- This game just took to new heights!

How will our competitors fare off the ground?

Uh-oh, Rowlf does a barking barrel roll

and is headed toward the goal.

- [grunts] [buzzer blares]

- Rowlf scores and wins with a 642,000-point shot!

[all cheering]

- [panting] How'd he beat me?

- Wow, you're the best Tri-Soccer Flying Baseball

player I've ever seen! - [gasps]

- Aw, thanks, buddy. I think you're the best too.

- [gasps] - Best Friend Handshake.

- [groans]

[all cheering]

- [clucking] [chicks chirping]

- Oh, it's no use.

Rowlf beat me at my own game fair and square.

Rowlf really is the best, best friend.

- [clucks] - Wait a minute.

If I can't beat Rowlf, maybe I can be Rowlf!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

- [beeps]

- Wow, Rowlf, you can juggle too?

- Yup, Gonzo taught me.

I guess you can teach a new dog old tricks.

[laughter]

- What a coincidence. That's exactly what I say.

- Oh, hey, Fozzie. - Oh, hey, Fozzie.

- Wha? - Wha?

- You feeling okay, buddy?

- Ooh, uh, whoops! You feeling okay, buddy?

- Fozzie, why are you acting so strange?

- Don't you mean so awesome?

- No, I mean strange.

And trust me, I'm an expert on strange.

I wear underwear on my head. See?

- Hey, that sounds like fun. - Hey, that sounds like fun.

- Or instead of wearing underwear on our heads,

you could play another song on the piano.

- I-- - I'd love to, Kermit!

- Fozzie, you play the piano? - Sure, I do.

In fact, I'm gonna be playing a fancy schmancy piano show

and you're all invited. all: Ooh.

- Well, when is it? - Right now.

[chimes tinkling]

[cheers and applause]

[fingers cracking] [clears throat]

[inhales] [all gasp]

[off-tune piano playing]

[crowd groans]

[all groaning]

- Uh, um, uh, I, uh--

- Fozzie, is there something wrong?

You're not acting like yourself.

- Of course I'm not acting like myself.

You don't like me anymore. You like Rowlf.

both: Huh?

- So I tried to be more like Rowlf,

but that didn't work either.

I'm just gonna have to make a new best friend,

like this harmonica.

He would never leave me.

[piano trills]

- Hey, Foz, I'm sorry you feel that way,

but you got me and Kermit all wrong.

He still likes you just the same.

I mean, he's been talking about you all day.

- He has? - Well, of course.

You're still my best friend, Fozzie.

Nothing could ever change that.

- But you called Rowlf your best friend.

You even did the Best Friend Handshake.

[both laugh]

- Sure Rowlf is a best friend, but so are you.

You can have more than one best friend.

- You can?

- Well, of course you can, Fozzie.

We are all your best friends.

- And we had no idea you were feeling so alone today.

You could've just told us.

- Yeah, I went through the same thing last week

with my best friend-- Potato's super popular.

He's best friends with Radish, and Cucumber, and Sesame Seed--

- Best friend hug! [laughs]

- And I wanna be your best friend too, Foz.

I think we can all be friends, 'cause you know what?

- What? - ♪ Making friends ♪

♪ With you ♪

♪ Sure would be pretty special ♪

- ♪ Yeah, being friends ♪

all: ♪ Being friends ♪ - ♪ With you ♪

all: ♪ With you ♪

- ♪ That'd sure be pretty great ♪

all: ♪ Making best buddies is fun ♪

♪ And you can have more than one ♪

♪ We can be a big best friend family ♪

- Of frogs! - And dogs!

- And bears! - And penguins!

- And mois!

- ♪ And animals! ♪

- And potatoes! all: What?

- Gonzo. - Oh, and me too. [laughs]

all: [scats]

Yeah!

- That was fun, Foz. Best Friend Handshake?

- You mean Best Friend Fozzie and Rowlf Handshake.

[both grunting]

[laughter] [piano trills]

- One Kermit... - Two Kermit...

- Three Kermit... - Four!

all: Yay!

[laughter]

[bright music]

- 98, 99, 100. - [counting mees]

- I did it! I set the new jump rope record!

That means I'm the best jumper in the whole world.

- Which makes sense-- you are a frog,

and some frogs can even jump over 30 feet.

- Hey, guys, who wants to play basketball with Animal and me?

- [pants] - Beaker and I would love to,

but we really have to get back to the lab.

- Mee, mee! - Where'd you learn to do that?

- Mee, mee, mee. - What about you, Kermit?

- Sure. I'll play with you guys.

- All right. Let's do this.

- Basketball! - Hello, Kermie.

Would you like to help moi

plant pretty flowers in the garden?

- Um, uh, well, actually I was going to, um--

- I'm waiting, frog.

- Okay, Piggy. I'll meet you in the garden.

- Fantastique!

♪ The pretty flowers will be waiting ♪

- Kermit... - [yelps]

- How are you going to garden with Piggy when you just told

Fozzie and Animal you'd play basketball with them?

- It'll be easy.

All I have to do is run back and forth

between Fozzie, Animal, and Piggy.

It'll be like I'm in two places at once.

- That sounds like an interesting experiment.

I can't wait to see how it goes.

- Mee, mee, mee.

- All right, game on.

- Nice one, but check this out.

- Touchdown!

- No, Animal. That's football.

- Oh. - Oh, Kermie!

- Uh-oh, uh, I'll be right back, guys.

- Oh, Kermie. There you are.

So, which is your favorite flower?

- Well, I like-- - Kermit!

It's your turn to shoot!

- I like this one. Be right back!

- But this is a shovel.

- Kermit shoots. He scores!

- [laughs] - ♪ Kermie ♪

♪ Time to plant the flowers ♪

- [groans] - [laughs]

- Here to help.

- Kermit!

- Uh, just a second! - Oh, oh--Kermie, no, no!

- Coming! [panting]

He shoots. He--oh!

- ♪ Kermie ♪ - Coming, Piggy!

[screaming] - [growls]

Hmph! - [screaming]

- Pass me the ball!

Huh? - Oops.

- Kermit, if you wanted to garden with Piggy,

why didn't you just say so?

- Kermie, if you wanted to play basketball

with Fozzie and Animal, why didn't you just say so?

- [groans]

- Well, Kermit, how did the

being-in-two-places-at-once experiment go?

- I messed up everything.

Now both Piggy and Fozzie are upset.

- I see.

Beaker and I may have the solution to your problem.

- Mee.

- Please come with us.

Welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today.

I thought you might have trouble

being in two places at once, so we invented--

uh, Beaker, do the thing, please.

- [fanfare mees]

- The Make-Another-You-Inator!

- Cool! But what does it do?

- It can make copies of you, so you can play with Fozzie

while another you plays with Piggy.

- That means I never have to say no to anyone.

What do I have to do?

- Just stand right here on the Stand-Here-Inator.

Ready, Beaker?

[button clicks]

- [frustrated mee]

Mee! [coin rattles]

- Here we go!

[machine whirring]

- Ooh! [laughs] Ooh, that tickles!

Bunsen, he looks just like me.

- Hi, Kermit. It's nice to meet me.

I mean, you. I mean, us.

- And he sounds just like me, too.

- That's because he is you--or a perfect copy of you anyway.

But don't let Piggy see the copy and you at the same time.

- Listen, me, I need your help.

Please go plant with Piggy

so I can play basketball with Fozzie and Animal.

- Plant Piggy. Got it, boss.

- Well, maybe he's not exactly a perfect copy,

but what could go wrong?

- Mee.

- Okay, let's see if this works.

- [curtly] Oh, hello, Kermit.

- Oh, hello, Piggy.

I've come to plant pretty flowers with you.

- Really? Are you going to garden properly this time?

- You bet, Puggy-- I mean, Piggy.

- [laughs] Looks like you can be in two places at once.

Time for basketball.

[laughs] This is working great!

- Hey, Kermit.

Wanna come paint a picture with me?

- Well, I, uh...

[laughter] I, um,

uhh, be right back!

Emergency! Summer Penguin emergency!

I need another Kermit copy!

- Well, I don't know if I recommend--

- Emergency! - Oh!

[stammers] Okay.

Coming right up.

[machine whirring]

- [laughs]

[yelps]

Okay, other me, you go paint with Summer,

but make sure she doesn't know that you're a copy.

- Paint with Summer. Yes, sir, boss.

Which one is Summer?

- Yeesh.

See that penguin over there? That's Summer.

- Kermit? Is that you?

- [yelps] - Of course it's me.

Who else would it be? [nervous chuckle]

- Here. You can use the green paint.

- Phew. That was a close one.

Now time for basketball.

- Kermit! - [yelps]

- I need your help setting up my most stupendous stunt ever.

- Uhh...

Kermit needs another Kermit copy on the double!

- Kermit, be careful.

The Make-Another-You-Inator is not a toy.

- Uh-huh, got it. I just need one more Kermit.

[machine whirring] Promise.

[laughs]

Play with Gonzo! Don't let anyone else see you!

Go! - [yelps]

- All right, you get in the cannon so we can test it out.

- Okie dokie! - Okay.

Everything's set with Gonzo,

which means it's finally basketball time.

- Hey, Kermit. Where you been?

- Sorry about that, Fozzie.

I've been sort of all over the place today.

[giggles] Wanna shoot some trick shots?

- Trick shot! [laughs]

- Good one. Now watch this.

Oh, don't worry, best buddy. I'll get it.

- Uh-oh.

- [humming]

- And now, we place the flower in its new home.

- Okay.

That's one beautiful flower, Puggy.

- That is not how you plant things, Kermie.

And my name is not Puggy!

- Kermit? What are you doing over here?

I thought you were playing basketball with us.

- Uh, you never saw me. I'm not here.

- Kermie is gardening with moi.

You stay here, Kermie, while I get us another flower to plant.

- Kermit, if you don't want to play basketball,

I'll just ask Gonzo if he wants to play.

- I hope he didn't see me. [giggles]

- Okay, Kermit, we test the cannon in three, two--

- Hey, Gonzo, wanna play basket--Kermit?

How in the world did you get over here before I did?

- Uh, some frogs can jump over 30 feet?

- I guess so.

- Hey, Kermit number one,

is everything with Piggy working out okay?

And why do you have a pot on your head?

- Flower pots make nice hats, don't they, real Kermit?

- Yeesh. - Heads up!

both: Huh?

- [screams] [both scream]

[grunts]

- Oh no! Piggy's garden is ruined!

- Sorry, boss, but you told me to play cannon with Gonzo.

- Great job, Kermit! You ready for part two of the stunt?

- [gasps] It's Gonzo.

Everyone who's not the real me, hide!

[clones babbling]

- This time we're firing you over the tree to Cleveland.

- No way, Gonzo, you know

I don't like getting fired out of cannons.

- But you just did.

- Uh, but I mean, I don't like getting fired

out of cannons twice in the same day.

[nervous laughter] - All right, suit yourself.

Good news, Potato. You're going to Cleveland.

- Aww, I wanted to play with everyone,

but now I'm playing with no one.

- Kermit, that's too much green paint.

- Yikes!

You two stay here and fix Piggy's garden.

I've gotta go check on Summer and Kermit number two.

both: Yes, sir, boss.

- Who are you? - I'm you.

- Oh, nice to meet me.

- Kermit, stop! That's too much green paint.

- But it's beautiful.

[humming] - You know what?

I don't think I wanna paint with you anymore.

- Aww, now I even upset Summer. Could this day get any worse?

both: We fixed Piggy's garden!

- [screams] You dug up the flowers?

That doesn't fix the garden-- it ruins it!

[groans] First there wasn't enough me,

and now there are too many.

[somber guitar music]

♪ Tried to spread myself too thin ♪

♪ I overdid it ♪

♪ Now all my friends are angry with me ♪

♪ If you said I made a mess ♪

♪ And I don't know how to fix it ♪

♪ Well, I suppose I'd have to agree ♪

♪ I just wanted everyone to be happy ♪

♪ Sometimes I don't know how to say no ♪

♪ I thought a couple extra Kermits ♪

♪ Would help everybody out ♪

♪ But it's all gone terribly wrong ♪

[groans]

♪ 'Cause now there's... ♪ all: ♪ Too much me ♪

- ♪ I spread myself around and it's ♪

all: ♪ Too much me ♪

- ♪ Guys, can you please tone it down? ♪

♪ Everybody likes a frog ♪

- ♪ Why not another me? ♪

- ♪ Turns out it doesn't work like that ♪

♪ This is too much me ♪

all: ♪ There's too much me ♪

- ♪ It's an endless source of fun ♪

- ♪ No, it's too much me ♪

clones: ♪ There's a Kermit for everyone ♪

- ♪ I let all my buddies down ♪

♪ Come on, guys, can't you see? ♪

clones: No. - ♪ One Kermit's quite enough ♪

♪ This is too much me ♪

[groans] - There you are, Kermie,

and Kermie, and Kermie, and another Kermie?

- Too many Kermies.

- Hey, what's going on?

clones: Uhh...

Hide! [babbling]

- [babbles] [crash]

- [sighs] Come on out, other Kermits.

I've got some explaining to do.

- I cannot wait to hear this.

- The truth is, Bunsen made copies of me

so I could play with each of you at the same time.

I didn't wanna disappointed anybody by saying no,

but it looks like I did anyway.

- Aw, Kermit, it's okay to say no.

Right, guys? - Summer's right.

If you're busy, Kermie, we can just play later.

all: Yeah. [chattering]

- Aw, you guys are the best.

all: Aww.

- Look, Beaker, a group hug.

Yay! - Mee, mee, mee, mee!

- Thanks for your help, Bunsen,

but I'll never need the Make-Another-You-Inator again.

- Excellent decision, Kermit.

To Muppet Labs!

- Bye, guys.

It was nice to meet you-- or, me--or, us.

clones: Bye, real Kermit.

- Bye, Puggy. - Hmph!

- Ready when you are, Bunsen.

- Okay, Kermit-- I mean, Kermits.

Let's do it, Beaker.

- Mee, mee, mee, mee. [button clicks]

[machine whirring]

[Kermits laughing]

- Yay! [all cheering]

- I think this experiment has proven that

one of us is all we need.

Right, Beaker?

[Beakers mee-ing]

all: Uh-oh.

[laughter]