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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

- [grunts]

Three, two, one--

Whoa!

I'm okay.

[all talking at once] - Ladies and gentlemen.

May I have your attention please.

- Ooh, what's happening, Gonzo?

- Oh, I'm not Gonzo. I'm Gonzo the Great.

And now behold as I perform yet another amazing feat of daring.

all: Ooh.

- Drum roll please.

- Ooh.

- On the count of three, I will shoot myself

from this cannon and into that teeny-tiny bowl

of macaroni.

- That reminds me of a joke. What do you call fake macaroni?

An im-pasta.

[drumming] Wocka Wocka!

[both laugh] - Shh, Gonzo's about to do

his stunt. - Get ready to be amazified.

In three, two, one, blast off!

Whoopee!

Tada! - Wow.

How'd you do that? - Thank you, thank you.

No autographs please. I'm still learning

to write my name. - Gonzo, that was amazing.

You really are the greatest.

I could never do a stunt like that.

- Aw, sure you could, Summer. It's easy if you know how.

- That's the problem. I don't.

[gasps] But you do.

Gonzo, can you teach me how to do a stunt?

Just like you.

- I suppose I am the greatest expert

of greatness in the greater tri-state area.

So sure. - [squeals]

What should I do first, Gonzo? Teach me everything there is

to know about stunts. - Well...

If you'll step right this way.

To become an expert stunts-person takes guts

and concentration. Plus elbow pads,

a helmet, and some sort of nose protection.

Just settle on the sort of stunt you'd like to undertake

and then do it.

That's how you'll be great.

- Gonzo, could you be more specific?

- Sure.

[upbeat music]

♪ You could juggle half 100,000 greasy balloons ♪

♪ Or run a marathon while jogging in place ♪

♪ You could ride a four-wheel bicycle up over the moon ♪

♪ There are lots of ways to be great ♪

♪ You can balance a buffalo on top of your noggin' ♪

♪ Teach a dolphin how to use roller skates ♪

♪ You can whistle a symphony all in one breath ♪

♪ There are lots of ways to be great ♪

♪ You can find the tippy-tallest tree ♪

♪ In all the land ♪

♪ Then scramble up it backwards with no hands ♪

♪ Make yourself a parachute of leaves ♪

♪ Then flutter back down gently in the breeze ♪

♪ Penguins, Gonzos, potatoes, and hens ♪

♪ All of us can do amazing things ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo, so let's get started ♪

♪ There's no need to wait, there are lots... ♪

♪ Of ways... ♪

♪ To be great ♪

♪ And those are just a few ♪

[all cheer]

If you like that, you're gonna love tonight's big show.

Everyone meet back here at the stroke of

right-before-snack-time for Summer's Stunt Spectacular!

- Yay--wait. That's me.

I can't do stunts. - Sure you can, Summer.

- And we'll do everything we can to help.

- I have an idea. We'll help Summer

find the costume for her stunt.

- Oh, that's a great idea, Fozzie.

But we better hurry.

The stroke of right-before- snack-time is not far off.

[all talk at once]

- Gonzo, I can't possibly do a stunt show today.

I-I've never done a single stunt.

- Then we don't have a moment to spare, do we?

Follow me. - Whoa.

[all talking at once]

- There. Summer's costume

is almost finished but it's missing one thing.

all: Glitter! [all gleefully yell]

- Okay, Summer, before beginning a stunt

you must always warm up.

Let's start with nose stretches.

One and two and three and four. And one and two

and three and four. - Um, Gonzo?

I don't have a nose. I have a beak.

- Hmm. You know who else has a beak?

Camilla. Warm her up.

- [clucks] - [horn honks]

- [yells] Stop chasing me.

- [horn honking] - Ah!

- [clucking] - [horn honks]

- Get those knees up, Summer.

- [clucking] - [panting]

- Nice work, chicks. Hit the showers.

- [clucks] - [horn honks]

- Okay, now that we're warmed up,

we can begin training for your stunt.

I'm thinking we go big

and do the Jazzy Juggling Jet Launch to the Moon and Back

While Tap Dancing.

- Ooh, that sounds hard.

- It is, but don't worry, I can teach you

in 642 easy lessons.

But we don't have a lot of time so we'll do it in three.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Lesson one...

jazzy juggling!

Now some people will tell you that the secret

to juggling is practice and concentration.

[chuckles] Not true.

- It's not? - The secret to juggling is

not dropping things.

You try. - [yelps]

Okay, here goes.

[grunts, gasps] Ah, oof.

Wah! [horn honks]

- Hey, is it Autumn? - Um, why?

- 'Cause did you see all that stuff fall?

Wocka wocka! all: Fozzie.

- What? It was a good joke.

- Aw, I can't juggle like you, Gonzo.

- Hey, juggling can be difficult the first time.

Maybe you should try it with fewer things.

- You don't juggle fewer things.

I want to do the stunt just like you.

- Well, if you wanna do it like a pro,

you know what you need? - Practice?

- No. Canned peaches.

Don't move. I'll get some.

- Summer,vous will love the costume we made you.

- Now you can do your stunt dressed as...

- Icicle Beard, the Penguin Pirate.

Yargh! - I don't know, you guys.

- Gonzo the Great doesn't pretend to be a pirate

when he does his stunts.

[all talk at once]

- We'll find something you like.

Do not worry.

- Okay, I found the peaches. These babies bring any stunt

to the next level and they help your balance.

Let's take it from the top. - Okay.

[grunts] I got it, I got it.

Whoops. Oof.

Well, at least I caught them this time.

D'oh. - Wow, fantasticredible!

- You don't have to say that, Gonzo.

I know I didn't do it like you. - Well, of course not.

You did it like you. The Summer Penguin way.

- The Summer Penguin way? - Sure.

The way that's terrifically, specifically you.

And you know what that means?

- That I'm not very good at juggling?

- That you're ready for lesson number two.

Jet launching to the moon and back.

Let's go. - Whoa!

- [laughing] - Animal,

that's too much glitter for Summer's costume.

all: No, it's not. [all gleefully yell]

- Okay, the second part of your big stunt

is gonna take you all the way up there.

- Yikes. That's pretty far.

- Not if you use rocket shoes. [laughs]

Now your turn. - Okay.

[chuckles] Yay!

- All right, watch me do the jet launch

to the moon and back.

Whoa! [chuckles]

[triumphant music]

[groaning]

Ta-da!

What'd I tell you, huh? Easy, squeezy, nacho cheesy.

Now you try, Summer. - Okay, here I go.

- Whoo-hoo!

[yells]

Look out! - [grunts]

- Whoa!

[grunts] Ah!

[yelling]

Oof. - Wow.

I think you broke the moon, Summer.

- I know. I didn't do the stunt

like you at all. - You're right.

You did it even better.

You did it the Summer Penguin way.

I never would have done it like that.

- Summer, take a look at your new cowgirl costume.

- It's got glitter. - Too much glitter.

- Nah-uh. - Oh, I love that...

But Gonzo doesn't wear a sparkly cowboy hat

when he does stunts. Right, Gonzo?

Gonzo? - Over here.

It's almost time for the show and you can't do

the Jazzy Juggling Jet Launch to the Moon and Back

While Tap Dancing without lesson three.

Tap dancing. - Tap dancing?

Now that's something I can do. Show me the steps, Gonzo.

- All right. Watch and learn.

[scatting]

Ta-da! Now you try it.

- Uh... that's not like any tap dancing

I've seen before.

- Really? How do you do it?

- Well, like this.

[scatting]

- You tap dance with your feet?

[chuckles] Weird.

- Let's just call the show off. I'll never be great like you.

- What are you talking about? There's no right way

to be great. - Of course there is.

- Summer, think about it. Camilla is great

but so is Priscilla and so is Beep.

They're all great but different.

- [clucks] - [chirps]

- [horn honks] - See?

- You're saying...

I can be great being me.

- Exactly! So you ready?

- For what? - For me to introduce you.

It's exactly the stroke of right-before-snack-time.

- Wait. Now?

- Summer, guess what? We really got

the perfect costume this time.

- We made you a cape. - With glitter.

- Just like Gonzo would wear. - Thanks, guys, but I realized

I don't need to do a stunt just like Gonzo.

I can do a stunt like me, Summer Penguin.

So I'm gonna wear...

everything you made.

all: Yay!

- And now, ladies and gentlemuppets,

Summer Penguin will perform the Jazzy Juggling Jet Launch

to the Moon and Back While Tap Dancing stunt.

Drum roll please. - Yay, drum roll!

Oh, that's me.

[drum roll]

- [sighs] Let's do this.

I got it, I got it. [yelps]

Oof.

Ta-da.

all: Ooh, wow. - [chuckles]

Here we go.

Whoo-hoo!

Yay!

["Cut to the Feeling" by Carly Rae Jepsen plays]

- ♪ Break the ceiling ♪

♪ I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone ♪

♪ I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah ♪

♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

[all cheer]

- Wow. That was great, Summer.

- Yeah, we should call her Summer the Great.

- Uh, wait a second. If she's Summer the Great,

does that mean Gonzo isn't great anymore?

- Of course not, Fozzie. Everyone can be great.

- Well, I wanna be great too. I'm gonna play banjo

while getting shot out of a cannon.

- Animal play drums in bath tub filled with coleslaw.

-Moi will perform a ballet leap

while juggling chickens. - [clucks]

- I'm gonna jump my tricycle over a pile of potatoes.

- Awesome. So let's all be great together.

all: Yeah!

- [mimics horn]

Planet Gonzo!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ Color, color, color, cha cha ♪

♪ Color, color, color, boom bah ♪

- Nice drawings, Gonzo. - Thanks, Fozzie.

This one's from my blue period. - And that one?

- From my green period. A classic.

- Ooh, let me guess, that one's from your purple period?

- No, silly. This one's a grape

sitting on a polar bear's belly.

- Really? It looks different

than the one I drew.

- Who's ready for lunch time?

[all yell]

- Please be my favorite sandwich.

Please, please, please, please, please.

[gasps] A deep-fried

pickled popcorn sandwich?

all: Ew.

- Sorry you didn't get what you wanted for lunch, Gonzo.

- Are you kidding?

Deep-fried pickled popcorn sandwiches

are my favorite.

- [chuckles] You're out of this world,

Gonzo. - Summer's right.

You don't look like, act like, or talk like anyone we know.

- Oui, oui. You aretres one of a kind.

- What makes you guys think I'm so different?

- Well, you're the only one who likes getting

shot out of cannons.

- Whoa--hoo-hoo-hoo!

[chuckles] Yes.

- And you love playing games with vegetables.

- Wanna play baseball, Potato?

I'll take that as a yes.

- And there's that different thing you do

with a bag of butterflies on your head.

- [honking]

[chuckles] Classic.

But you guys still like me even though

I'm different, right? [all agree]

- Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee,

mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.

- What's wrong, Beaker?

- Oh, never mind him.

He just had a spicy burrito for lunch.

What we came to tell you is that there's something

amazing to see in the lab.

Follow me. [all cheer]

Welcome back to Muppet Labs.

Where we're still exploring the future, today.

And if you walk this way, I'll show you our latest invention.

The Mega Magnifying Super Space Telescope.

- A telescope? Tell us what it does.

- [chuckles] - A telescope allows us

to look into deep space. Beaker, do the thing.

- Mee, mee.

[chimes]

Meep.

- Now watch as I aim the telescope

into deep space. - Whoa.

There's like a gazillion planets.

- Increase the magnification, Beaker.

- Meep, meep.

- Welcome to planet G0N0.

- But there's nothing there.

- So it seems...

but look closer.

Closer.

Closer still.

And there it is. - [gasps]

- What's that? - It kind of looks like--

- Me! Can't you see?

The magnificent nose. The perfect posture.

- Uh, it kind of looks like a rock.

- No, it's me. Or them.

This planet must be where I come from.

A planet of Gonzos.

No wonder everyone thinks I'm different

and out of this world. I'm from out of this world.

- Uh, Gonzo. - Not now, Bunsen.

I have to prepare for my trip home!

Hoo! A place where I won't be so different.

To Planet Gonzo!

Yah-ahaha!

- Mee, mee, mee, mee.

- I know, Beaker. I just thought

it was a cool-looking rock too.

Ooh, I can't wait to meet Gonzos just like me!

- Wow, a planet full of Gonzos sounds really fun.

Can we come with you? - Well, why not?

[all cheer]

- To Planet Gonzo we go!

all: To Planet Gonzo we go!

- Prepare to launch in three,

two, one...

Blast off!

[engine rumbling]

[all laughing and cheering]

- Hyper speed go!

[exciting music]

[all laughing]

- Whoa-oh-oh!

Gonzo is a comin' home!

[all screaming]

- I think we're slowing down.

- We must be getting close to Planet Gonzo.

- How do you know? - Look.

[dramatic music]

all: Ooh!

♪ ♪

[engine toots]

[all groaning]

- Uh-oh, I think you broke the rocket, Animal.

- Sorry.

- Hey, guys, look!

all: Ooh!

- [gasps] It's Gonzo-rific.

I hereby declare this Planet Gonzo!

The most not different planet in the universe.

- Ooh, wow! - Look at that!

- So What do you think? - Ah!

Gonzo, why aren't you wearing your space helmet?

- Who's Gonzo?

- Ooh! Um... You're Gonzo,

and so are you.

- No, they're not. - What?

- Me neither. - Ah!

- Nor me. - Ah.

- Then, um, who are you?

- Great spaghetti and pickles,

they're just like me.

[music swelling]

♪ ♪

I can't believe it.

I'm home.

[all laughing]

- [chuckles] While you're playing with your

new friends, Gonzo, we'll go fix the spaceship.

Okay? - Okay, Kermit, thanks!

Wow, it's so great to meet you guys.

My name is Gonzo the Great!

- Nice to meet you.

You must be hungry after your long journey.

Would you like half

of my deep-fried pickled popcorn sandwich?

- [gasps] That's my favorite!

all: Ours too!

- But where I come from people think they're... different.

all: Different? - Yeah.

I just wish my friends like more of the same things I do.

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

♪ I like my popcorn pickled ♪

all: ♪ Hey, we pickle ours too ♪

- ♪ And I eat deep-fried lettuce ♪

all: ♪ Is there another way to do it? ♪

- ♪ I make friends with potatoes ♪

all: ♪ Hoo-hoo, so do we ♪

- ♪ It's nice to meet somebody... ♪

all: ♪ Just like me ♪

- ♪ Like to pretend that I'm a cannonball ♪

♪ And fly across the yard ♪

all: ♪ The only question that you'll get from us ♪

♪ Is "Ooh, how far?" ♪

- ♪ I might tap dance to a chicken band ♪

all: ♪ That no one else can see? ♪

- ♪ Yep ♪

♪ It's nice to meet somebody... ♪

all: ♪ Just like me ♪

- ♪ When you're low ♪

♪ Nothing's worse ♪

♪ Than feeling like there's nobody else like you ♪

♪ In the universe ♪

♪ But now I'm here, and I see ♪

♪ There's an entire planet full of Gonzos just like me ♪

♪ [scatting] ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's nice to meet somebody... ♪

all: ♪ Just like me ♪ - Yeah!

all: ♪ Just like me ♪ - Whoo!

all: ♪ Just like me ♪ - Yeah.

- Pass the masking tape so I can fix this wing.

- Oh, hey, Gonzo. The rocket's almost fixed.

Are you ready to go? - Well, um...

Actually, I was wondering if you guys mind

if I stay with my new friends a little longer.

- What about going home to the playroom?

- Yeah, we haven't finished our lunch yet.

- [mouth full] I'm not hungry.

They make the best deep-fried

pickled popcorn sandwiches here.

all: Sure do.

- And I just love being the non-different guy!

all: Whoo-hoo!

- Gonzo, can you just make us one teeny, tiny

penguin-pinky-promise?

- Name it. - Promise you'll come back.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, of course.

Come on, guys!

[all laughing]

- [sniffling] - Aw, what's wrong, Summer?

- I just don't know if Gonzo is ever going to come back home.

[sniffles] And I'm going to miss him.

- Let's do this!

[cannons booming]

♪ ♪

all: Yes!

♪ ♪

all: Yay!

all: Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs]

[noses honking]

[cannons boom]

all: Yes!

all: Yay!

all: Whoo-hoo!

[noses honking]

[cannons boom] all: Yes!

- Yay!

all: Whoo-hoo!

[noses honking]

[cannons boom] all: Yes!

all: Whoo-hoo!

[noses honking]

[cannons boom]

- [grunts]

[groans] - What's wrong?

Aren't you having fun? - Not really.

We're all just doing the same thing over and over again.

- What's wrong with that?

- Well, it's just that you're all exactly the same.

Don't you have anyone funny around here, like Fozzie?

all: Uh-uh.

- Or someone slightly stubborn

who speaks French and wears pretty dresses?

all: Uh-uh. No.

- Or any fun penguins? Or friendly frogs?

Or Furry animals?

all: Uh-uh. Nope. Just us.

- Yeah. I love all you Alien Gonzos,

but I miss my friends.

My I'm-different-than-them friends.

I think I wanna go home.

all: Okay. Good-bye.

- So, uh, that's it?

You don't even want a good-bye selfie?

all: Ooh!

Selfie! [shutter snaps]

[panting] Wait for me, guys!

Gonzo's coming home!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

They took off without me!

They're... gone.

I've lost my best friends...

Forever!

- Uh, Gonzo, we're right here.

We just finished fixing the rocket.

- Oh. I could have sworn you parked it over here.

But that's great!

I've never been happier to see you.

all: Aw!

- It was nice being just like those other guys

for a little while, but I realized

we don't have to all be exactly the same to like each other.

It's more fun if we're not. So let's go home!

[all cheering] - You said it!

[electrical whirring]

[engines roaring]

- So long, Alien Gonzos!

all: Toodle-oo!

[engines roaring]

[metal clanking]

[all cheering]

- Kids, come on back to the table

and finish your lunch.

[excited chatter]

- Hey, Miss Nanny, can you mail

this selfie I took with my new friends?

I don't think I have enough stamps for outer space.

- Outer space? [laughs]

I'll see what I can do.

- Thanks a bunch, Miss Nanny!

- Gonzo, did you find any friends in space?

- I sure did, they're smart, funny,

furry, kind, friendly, and strong.

They're you guys!

[laughter] Selfie!

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪