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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing]

♪ ♪

all: Merry Christmas!

[laughter]

[sleigh bells ringing rhythmically]

- Oh, Kermie, isn't it

the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

- The decorations are real pretty.

- Who said anything about the decorations?

Moi was talking about the presents.

Oh, it's for you.

- For Animal?

[sniffs]

From Santa?

- From your secret Santa.

- Remember, Animal?

How I gave each of you the name of one friend

to give a special secret Christmas present?

- Uh-huh, Animal no tell.

- That's right, you don't tell whose secret Santa you are

till our party later.

It's a surprise.

- When do we get to open

our secret Santa gift, Miss Nanny?

- Right now.

[all cheer]

- Here's yours, Fozzie.

- Oh, boy.

- I see mine!

- [laughs]

[gasps]

A Zor-Na the Intergalactic Warrior Princess action figure?

[beeping]

all: Huh?

- That's how you say thanks

where Zor-Na comes from.

- Oh, wow, a new sled.

Oh, I can't wait to try it.

What did you get, Fozzie?

- Oh, let's see.

Look, Sir Featherbrain.

My secret Santa gave me a friend for you.

Say hello, guys.

[squeaks]

[bells jingle]

[gasps] Jingle chicken!

Oh, I love it!

- Look, Animal got a poster of our rock band.

[rock guitar chord]

- Animal love Muppet Rocksplosion.

[kiss]

- Oh, look what my secret Santa gave me.

I guessmoi was born to be a queen.

- Kermit, you haven't opened yours.

- I'm too nervous.

What if it's not a pack of

Mega-Super-Ultra-Robo Dinosaur trading cards?

- I know what cards are, but what's "trading"?

- Trading is when someone gives you something you want

in exchange for something they want.

- Like I could trade you two Mega-Super Brontosaurus cards

for one Ultra-Robo Triceratops.

- Oh, good deal.

- Well, trading cards or not, I'm sure your secret Santa

put a lot of thought into your gift.

- Okay.

Please, oh, please, oh, please, be trading cards.

[loud pop]

- Huh, that's not what I pictured

trading cards to look like at all.

- Wow, Kermit, that's some gift your secret Santa gave you.

- It sure is.

I just wish I knew what it was.

- You don't know?

- Well, I know it's not

a Mega-Super-Ultra-Robo Dinosaur trading card.

- Ooh, new tights for Christmas.

Thank you, secret Santa, whoever you are.

I think I'll wear them to our Christmas party later.

Why don't you all play outside

while I finish decorating for the party?

[all cheering]

- Oh, I sure wish I could trade this away.

[gasps] That gives me an idea.

Hey, guys, have I got a deal for you!

Hmm, who can I trade with?

- Kermie, over here!

- Piggy!

You're looking especially lovely today.

- Why, thank you, Kermie.

It must be this new crown from my secret Santa.

Don't you think it brings out the queenliness in my eyes?

[piano trills]

- Um, yeah, but actually, Piggy,

I wanted to talk to you about your crown.

- Oh, don't worry, Kermie.

Moi won't tell anyone that you are my secret Santa.

- Uh...

- Only you would give me such a perfect gift.

- Well, actually, I--

- Don't worry, I can still pretend to be surprised.

Watch.

[gasps]

Oh!

- Um, but I didn't give you the crown.

In fact, I was hoping you might want to trade with me.

Trade? For what?

- For a, uh, uh, hang on a second.

For this fabulous necklace!

- Hmm.

- What? It's a good trade.

If you hold it to the light just right and squint,

you can almost see it sparkle like a fancy gem.

[passes gas] [loud plop]

[musical twinkle]

- Nice try, frog.

Now, if you don't mind,

I need to practice my most queenly looking wave.

- Oh.

- Whee! [laughs]

- Oh, Summer's gift is so cool,

but I know something she might trade for.

Oh, Summer?

- Whoosh. Oh, hi, Kermit.

Whoosh. Wanna ride on my sled?

Whoosh, whoosh.

- I've got an even better idea.

How about you trade it to me

for this handy-dandy sled tester-outer?

- Uh, Kermit, I'm not sure that's a sled tester-outer.

- Of course it is. I mean, it might be.

- Uh, no.

I don't think I really need a sled tester-outer.

- Well, you will after I show you how great it is.

Come on, everybody!

all: Yeah!

- Before we take a ride on your sled,

we should test it out first.

That way, we'll know it works right.

- We will?

- Yes, siree.

Good thing we have this handy-dandy sled tester-outer.

Now, watch closely, Summer.

If this little guy falls off on the way down,

we'll know it's not safe.

[bird caws]

All clear?

- You bet.

- Here we go!

[drumroll]

all: Wow!

- Did you see that? A perfect landing.

I hereby proclaim this sled fully tester-outed

and ready to ride.

Pretty cool, huh?

- Sure.

Uh, there's just one thing.

If I trade you my sled for your sled tester-outer,

I won't have a sled to tester-out.

- Oh, good point.

- But thanks anyway, Kermit.

Whoosh. [laughs]

Whoo-hoo!

[all cheer]

- I can't believe Piggy and Summer won't trade with me.

[rhythmic drumming]

Hmm, Animal got a cool poster from his secret Santa.

It's no crown or sled, but it's better than a lump.

Yay! [laughing]

Boy, Animal, that was great, almost as great

as that Muppet Rocksplosion poster over there.

- Yeah!

Muppet Rocksplosion!

- Your secret Santa gave you that, huh?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Want to see what my secret Santa gave me?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Ta-da!

- What that?

- Something so fun,

you might even want to trade me your poster for it.

Come on, I'll show you.

You see, this right here is a--a--a football.

- Football?

- Yep, an extra green, extra lumpy football.

Watch.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

- Sorry, Animal no want to dance.

Animal want to rock!

Muppet Rocksplosion!

[drumming rhythmically]

- [groans]

- [humming]

[gasps] Kermit.

Where did you get it?

- Huh?

- Is that a real one?

- Uh, it sure is.

A real what?

- A real outer space rock from Zornoopiter.

That's the planet Zor-Na comes from.

They're very rare.

- If rocks from Zornoopiter are so rare,

I guess that means you might want to trade for it.

- [beeping]

- Um, does that mean yes?

- Exactly!

- What?

- I'll trade you my Zor-Na for your space rock.

- Deal.

- But it's not a space rock!

- Wait, what do you mean, it's not a space rock?

- Shh, Fozzie, you don't know that.

- I do.

That is not a space rock.

- Well, the only way you could know that is if you were my--

[musical flourish]

Secret Santa.

- I know Miss Nanny said not to tell,

but I can't keep being your Santa a secret any longer.

That present is from me.

- You? You gave me the green lump, Fozzie?

- It's a sculpture of you, see?

And I worked really hard on it.

- Wow, I didn't know you made it for me.

That makes it really special,

even more special than a deck

of Mega-Super-Ultra-Robo Dinosaur trading cards.

- It does?

- I'm sorry I tried to trade it away,

because the real gift is you giving me a gift,

no matter what it is.

And that's what Christmas is all about.

♪ Candy canes and Santa Claus ♪

♪ And decorations on the tree ♪

♪ There's a lot to love about Christmastime ♪

♪ But if you're asking me ♪

♪ The part that I like the best is sharing ♪

♪ A special gift with a friend ♪

♪ I didn't know it at first, but now I do ♪

♪ This is perfect 'cause I got it from you ♪

- Thanks, Kermit.

- Okay, secret Santas, let's find out who you all are,

and then we'll have hot cocoa.

all: Yay!

- Do you like the present

my mom made for you, Miss Nanny?

- I thought my new tights might be from you, Kermit.

They're wonderful. Thank you.

Gonzo, your action figure is from me.

I hope you like it.

- [beeping]

- Uh, that's a yes.

- ♪ Giving, getting presents for your best friends ♪

♪ Ooh, it's Christmas ♪

♪ Nothing's better ♪

♪ Than having all the ones you love together ♪

all: ♪ And sharing something special ♪

♪ That you picked out just for your best friend ♪

♪ Ooh, it's Christmas ♪

♪ Nothing's better ♪

♪ Than having all the ones you love together ♪

- Bet you didn't guess that I was your Santa, Summer.

- Oh, thank you. I love my sled.

- It was Camilla's idea.

- [squawks]

- Merry Christmas, Animal.

Didvous like the poster I made you?

- Poster rocks.

Animal gave Fozzie jingle chicken.

[humming]

Hey!

- Thanks, Animal.

It's egg-actly what I wanted.

Get it, 'cause chickens lay eggs?

Wocka wocka!

- Surprise, Piggy, I made your crown.

- Ooh, thank you, Summer.

Moi loves it even more because you made it.

all: Aw.

- ♪ Yeah, the part that I like the best ♪

♪ Is sharing Christmas with all of my friends ♪

♪ Fozzie, I'm sorry for treating you badly ♪

♪ You're the best friend a frog could have ♪

I mean that.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

- Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Giving, getting presents ♪

♪ for your best friends ♪

♪ Ooh, it's Christmas ♪

♪ Nothing's better ♪

♪ Than having all the ones you love together ♪

all: ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Merry Christmas!

[laughter]

- Hmm, needs more fabulous.

[snaps fingers]

That's better.

[sleigh bells ringing rhythmically]

- ♪ Making cards, making cards ♪

♪ Making cards all day ♪

both: ♪ Oh, what fun it is to draw ♪

♪ With your friends on holiday ♪

- Hey!

- ♪ Making cards, making cards ♪

♪ Making cards, hooray ♪

all: ♪ Oh, what fun it is to play ♪

♪ with your friends on holiday ♪

- Hey! [laughter]

- Oh, doesn't my holiday card look faboo?

I couldn't be happier.

- Oh, I couldn't be sadder.

- Summer, what happened?

- Yeah, we thought you were flying home

to the South Pole for the holidays.

- I was, but our flight got canceled because of snow.

See?

[wind blowing]

all: Aw.

- Since I can't go home, I'm going to miss

all my favorite holiday traditions with my family.

First, my nana and I

go fishing for presents in the frozen lake.

They're full of fun toys and games.

Then I build a funny snowman

with my Grandpa Pepper Penguin.

Somehow our snowman always ends up looking just like Grandpa.

And after that,

we go for a sleigh ride with my whole family.

Yay! [giggles]

- Oh, Summer, your family soundstrès magnifique.

- They are.

Too bad I won't be able to see them this year.

[sighs] I guess I'll go read

"Seymour the Baby Seal" to cheer myself up.

- Wow, it must be hard for Summer

missing out on all that fun stuff with her family.

- Well, I have an idea.

Let's make Summer a super fabulous holiday surprise

by bringing all her favorite traditions

here to the backyard.

- That's a great idea, Piggy.

- Yeah, Summer will feel like she's right at home,

even though she can't be home.

- But if Summer sees us making her holiday surprise,

it won't be a surprise.

- Hmm, then we'll need to keep Summer inside and distract her

with fun, wild, and silly things.

- Okay, but who's the best at being fun, wild, and silly?

- ♪ Row, row, row your toy box ♪

[laughs]

What?

all: Perfect!

- Oh, Animal, could you come ov--

- Uh-huh. - Oh!

Animal, I need you to keep

Summer here in the playroom no matter what

while we set up her super fabulous surprise outside.

- Okeydokey.

- Great, let's get to work, guys.

all: Yay!

- [laughs]

- Okay, everybody, all we have to do

is recreate each of Summer's favorite holiday traditions

here in the backyard.

Kermie, you can set up

the frozen lake for present fishing.

- Yippee.

- Fozzie, have you ever made a snowman?

- No, but I saw a snowman sneeze once.

- What? Why'd the snowman sneeze?

- He had a cold.

Get it? Wocka wocka.

[laughter]

The snow is cold.

- Just make the snowman.

- Okay, okay.

- Gonzo.

- I know, I know.

You want to know how many waffles

I can balance on my head.

- What? No.

I want you to make a sleigh for Summer.

- Oh, all right.

But just so you know, the answer is 17 waffles.

- All right, then, hands in for...

all: Summer's super fabulous holiday surprise!

[bells jingle]

- Ah, it always makes me feel better

to read "Seymour the Baby Seal."

Huh?

- [laughs]

- Hi, Animal.

- Summer want to play?

- Um, okay.

- Yay!

- Oh, wait, is everyone else outside?

Let's go play with them.

- Huh?

- Whoa.

- Summer want to paint with Animal inside?

- Um, okay.

[both laugh]

- There we go. And one more.

There, all done.

- How's it going, Kermie?

- It's going great.

- Oh, Kermie, we don't want great.

- What? Why?

- We want fabulous!

I mean, what's so super fabulous about a baseball?

- Well, Summer said she and her nana

fish for presents with toys and games,

and Summer loves playing baseball.

- But you know what she loves more than playing baseball?

Looking fabulous with a pink bow in her hair.

Let's fix the rest of these.

[hums]

Good-bye, toys, paints, and sports junk.

Hello, super fabulous stars, capes, and crowns.

There, now these are gifts

worth ice fishing for.

- But Piggy,

shouldn't we be thinking about what Summer wants?

- Well, who doesn't want more pink?

Glitter time! [laughs]

Much better.

Carry on, Kermie. Toodles.

- Toodles. [groans]

- Ha, this is so much fun!

- Yeah!

- Let's get the others to play with us.

- No.

- Okay.

- And there.

What do you think of my Grandpa Pepper Penguin, Piggy?

- Well, I don't see a pink scarf,

or a perfectly faboo bow,

and there's not even a super fabulous cape.

- But Grandpa Pepper Penguin isn't super fabulous, Piggy.

You are.

- Oh, thank you.

I never get tired of hearing that.

[clears throat]

Now, how do we fix this snowman?

Oh, I know, with pink!

[laughs]

There, Grandpa Pepper Penguin looks more fabulous already.

Toodles.

- I hope Summer likes your new outfit,

Grandpa Pepper Penguin.

[groans]

[both laughing]

- Tag, you it.

[both laughing]

- Animal, you have to run, or I'll just tag you back.

Tag, you're it.

- Tag. - Tag.

- Tag. - Tag.

- Tag.

[sighs] - Maybe tag would be more fun

if we get everyone else to play.

- No!

Uh, Summer and Animal dance.

[hip-hop music]

Dance. [beatboxes]

Dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[beatboxes]

Dance.

- Um, okay.

- Faster, my reindeer chicks.

Yah!

- Gonzo, what's this?

- It's Summer's holiday sleigh pulled by the reindeer chicks.

- [squawks]

- Well, they don't seem to be going very fast.

- Uh, Summer didn't say anything about going fast.

- She shouldn't have to.

Her sleigh ride should be fast and fabulous.

- Well, I could make some adjustments,

but I don't think it's what Summer had in mind.

- Just do it, and add some pink, please.

[laughs]

Much better.

Toodles.

- You heard her, guys.

Back to the workshop.

- [clucking]

- And with that, Summer's

super fabulous holiday surprise is just about ready.

- Piggy, are you sure

the surprise is what Summer wants?

It seems more like what you want.

- Yeah, my Grandpa Pepper Penguin snowman

is looking awfully pink.

Well, I know what Summer likes.

Bring her out and you'll see for yourself.

- [groans] Well, all right.

- Uh, I can't-- I can't dance anymore.

- Summer, wanna come outside and play?

- Yes, please!

- Surprise!

- What?

- You'll see. Come on.

[all laugh]

- Whee!

- Welcome, Summer,

to your super fabulous holiday surprise!

- Surprise!

- Whoa, it's a winter wonderland.

- Oh, I knew you'd love it.

Come on, we've got all of your favorite holiday things to do.

all: Yay!

- First up, ice fishing for presents,

just like you do with your nana,

and just wait till you see what's in the presents.

- For you.

- [giggles]

Oh, I can't wait to play with a bow?

- Oh, you look fabulous.

- Thanks, Piggy, but--

- You want to build a snowman? Me too.

Oh, but what's this?

We already built you a snowman,

and he looks super fabulous,

just like your Grandpa Pepper what's-his-face.

- Well, Grandpa, you're looking awful pink.

- Hey, Piggy, I did what you wanted with the sleigh,

but it's a little--

- Perfect. Oh, Summer.

It's time for your favorite

South Pole holiday tradition of all.

- A South Pole sleigh ride?

- Yep.

- With all of you?

- Yep.

- Pulled by reindeer?

- Nope. - Huh?

Wow, Piggy, this sleigh looks fast.

- No faster than the ones

you're used to riding in the South Pole, I'm sure.

Gonzo?

- All right, but I tried to warn you.

[all screaming]

[all groaning]

- Yay!

- That was nothing like a South Pole sleigh ride.

- It wasn't?

- No, and to be honest,

neither was the ice fishing for presents.

[car horn honks]

- But what about the snowman?

- Sorry, too pink.

- B-b-b-b-but I was just trying

to make your holiday traditions super fabulous.

- But, Piggy, you're super fabulous.

- Why, thank you.

- And I'm not super fabulous.

I'm Summer Penguin.

- Oh, you are.

And all this time, I've been making your holiday traditions

the way I like them.

Oh, no, I've ruined your holiday.

But I can fix it.

- Piggy, you don't need to fix anything.

I have all those traditions with my family back home.

Maybe what I need are new traditions

with my family right here:

Kermit, Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, and the super fabulous Piggy.

- And that's what the holidays are all about: family.

♪ Yeah, it's tough to be away from home ♪

♪ When the holidays come ♪

♪ Can make you feel a little alone ♪

- [sighs]

- ♪ But you've got a great big family in us ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're not purple South Pole penguins ♪

♪ But we love you just as much ♪

all: ♪ Family ♪

- ♪ We're all a... ♪

all: ♪ Family ♪

- ♪ So let's just make up some new traditions ♪

♪ Have a super duper celebration ♪

♪ That's all our own ♪

all: ♪ We'll make it all our own ♪

♪ We'll just make up some new traditions ♪

♪ And have a Christmasy celebration ♪

♪ That's all our own ♪

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪