Original subtitles

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

[whimsical music]

[giggles]

Whoa! Oof! [giggles]

Oopsie!

- "Hooray!" cheered the polar bears.

And then Seymour the baby seal hopped off the iceberg

and swam off with his family happily ever after.

The end. [all cheering]

- [groans]

- Hey, Summer. - Hi, Kermit.

- I wish you'd gotten here sooner.

You missed your favorite story.

- Miss Nanny read "Seymour the Baby Seal"?

[sighs] Figures.

- I'd be happy to read it again for you, Summer.

- No, thanks, Miss Nanny.

- Are you sure? I do a great seal impression.

[barks] - [giggles]

Not bad, Miss Nanny.

But I just don't feel like it.

- Aww. Well, you let me know if you change your mind.

- Summer Penguin doesn't feel

like hearing "Seymour the Baby Seal"?

- She doesn't? - No way.

- I don't believe it! - Is something wrong?

- More like everything's wrong.

I spilled my cereal at breakfast.

I forgot my crayons. I stubbed my flipper.

- And you missed your favorite story.

- Gonzo! - What?

- It's making me really sad.

- Aww. I wish there was a way

to help Summer feel better. all: Hmm.

- Hold everything! - Okay, but how long

you want me to hold everything for?

- Just a second. - Whoa!

Whoa! - Don't worry.

I'm a professional pretend doctor.

I'll figure out what's wrong with you.

Do you feel warm? - No.

- Do you see spots? - No.

- Do you feel oogly? - No.

- Does it hurt when you say the letter J?

- I don't think so. - Hmm.

I'm gonna need my flashlight.

- Aah... - Thank you.

Say "ah." - Ah.

- Say "oh." - Oh.

- Say "ee." - Ee.

- What's that spell?

- Uh, I don't know.

I haven't learned how to spell yet.

I guess I'm just having a bad day.

- It's just as I suspected.

You have a case of bad-day-itis.

[dramatic music] all: Oh!

- Whoa!

- Bad-day-itis? - Dr. Gonzo,

isn't there anything we can do?

- As a matter of fact, there is.

Step right up and see the most incredible,

most amaz-ible invention in history!

Behold!

- [clucks]

- A chicken? - No, behind the chicken.

[fanfare]

- Who, me? - You invented a rat?

- Ugh. I mean behind the rat

behind the chicken.

[triumphant music]

- You're going to cure me with a stick?

- This is no stick. It's the Clever Lever.

- What does it do?

- The question is, what doesn't it do?

The Clever Lever can open a bag of popcorn,

fly you to Mars, slice a pineapple in two--

with adult supervision.

It can erase your erasers, scratch your itches,

itch your scratches, and best of all,

the Clever Lever is 100% guaranteed to turn any frown...

[descending note] Upside-down!

[rising note] [ding]

[all exclaiming]

- That ain't so bad.

- If you think the Clever Lever

will really cure my bad-day-itis, let's try.

- Hold on to your socks, everyone.

One happy penguin coming right up...side down.

[grunts] Round and round we go.

Where she stops, nobody knows.

What was up will now be down.

Let's turn Summer's frown around!

[all grunt] It worked!

- [laughs]

- Yikes! [both grunt]

- Wow, we're really upside down.

- Oh, look atmoi. I'm dancing on the ceiling.

- I'm hopscotching on the ceiling.

- Well, I guess it is kinda cool.

- [gasps] Look, Summer.

The upside-down light looks like a campfire.

A little campfire dance will make you smile.

- Dance! Dance! - Conga line!

Wocka wocka! - Ay-yi-yi!

all: ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

- ♪ Upside-downsy-conga ♪

all: ♪ It's a silly song-ga ♪

- ♪ You get a happy feeling ♪

all: ♪ When you conga on the ceiling ♪

- Summer, you try. - Uh, okay.

♪ Fozzie is so funny ♪

- Wocka wocka!

- ♪ Kermit is so jumpy ♪ - Whoa!

- ♪ And Animal is furry ♪ - [laughs]

Tickles! Tickles!

all: ♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

- ♪ I'm a happy penguin ♪

♪ Dancing with my frien-guins ♪ - Stop the music!

all: Huh? - Did you hear that?

Summer's happy! Her bad-day-itis is cured!

- Hooray! [all cheering]

- Yeah, her frown is turned upside down.

- Wow, I guess I might be cured.

- Happy to have been of service.

Here's my bill.

- Four crayons? That's outrageous!

- What say we go right side upsies again?

It's almost time for lunch.

Uh-oh. [grunt]

I think I'm gonna need longer arms.

- Or an extra-tall Muppet ladder.

Animal, give me a boost. - Up! Up!

Ah! Oh! - Whoa!

- Whoa! -Pardonnez-moi.

- Coming through.

All right, Gonzo. Come on up.

- Clever Lever, here I come! [all babbling]

Ta-da! And now I, the Great Gonzo,

the best Clever Lever puller ever--

- Gonzo, will you pull the lever already?

[lever cranking] all: Whoa!

[all laughing]

- Lunchtime! all: Yay!

- Oh, boy, I can already taste my favorite

mustard and tangerine sandwich.

- What do you have in your lunch box, Summer?

- Sardine sandwich, herring chips,

and ice-cold milk...

that spilled all over everything.

all: Aww.

- But I thought I was cured of bad-day-itis.

- Oh, dear. Summer's case of bad-day-itis

is trickier than I thought.

A simple indoor Clever Lever won't do.

She needs the Super Mega Frown-Flipper-Upper

Outdoor Clever Lever!

It's the same lever, just outside.

- Okay, Gonzo, if you think

it'll work this time. - Outside we go!

- Slides! Slides!

[all laughing]

- Okay, everyone. In three, two--

you might want to grab ahold of something--

one!

[all hollering]

all: Whoa! [all laughing]

- These clouds are bouncier than the bounciest bed

I've ever bounced on. - Whee!

And they're perfect formoi's

beautiful snow piggies.

- Well, Summer? Is your bad-day-itis

going away? - You know what?

I think it is.

- Bounce fun! Bounce fun!

[all laughing]

Whoo! [laughs]

Uh-oh. Whoa!

[all coughing]

- Oh, no. It's raining.

- Actually, it's more like sanding.

- And it's ruining my dress! - [blubbers]

Bleh! - Come on.

Let's take cover under the garden.

[all babbling]

- Phew. The sand won't fall on us here.

[all cheering] - Hooray--whoops.

[propeller whirring]

[all exclaiming]

- Tomatoes are flying everywhere.

- Whoa! I usually have to tell a joke

for that to happen. - Quick, over there.

Under Camilla's coop. [all babbling]

- We should be safe here from sand and tomatoes.

- [clucks]

all: Whoa!

- Come on, let's get out of here!

- You guys, this is a disaster.

all: Aww. - Well, yeah.

- The Clever Lever didn't turn my frown

into a smile.

It turned all of your smiles into frowns.

The last thing I want is for everyone to catch

my bad-day-itis.

I'm going right side up again.

- Summer, wait!

- [grunts]

[grunts] Almost--whoops!

[yells]

all: Whoa! Oof!

- Oh, no. The lever only went halfway.

- That does it. I've spilled my cereal,

forgot my crayons, stubbed my flipper,

and now we're stuck here in halfsies-upside-downsies land.

- And you missed your favorite story.

all: Gonzo! - What?

- This isn't just a bad day.

It's the worst day ever.

- I'm sorry, Summer. I tried everything

I could think of. - [sighs]

I'm just sad my bad-day-itis won't go away.

- Well, you can be sad if that's how you feel.

One day, when I was sad, Miss Nanny told me...

♪ Everybody has a lousy day sometimes ♪

- Tell me about it.

- Look at me.

I'm a happy-go-lucky, positive frog.

♪ But even I get the blues every once in a while ♪

♪ Feelings come in all shapes and sizes ♪

♪ So if you got a case of bad-day-itis ♪

♪ Just remember that you're not alone ♪

♪ Your friends are standing by you ♪

[cheerful music]

♪ And as you make your way back to feeling okay ♪

♪ We'll be right beside you ♪

♪ Every day can't be amazing ♪

♪ So if you're feeling like a shriveled-up raisin ♪

♪ And you wanna give up, just remember that you're ♪

all: ♪ Not alone ♪

- ♪ No, no, you're ♪ all: ♪ Not alone ♪

- Not alone!

- ♪ Remember that you're ♪ all: ♪ Not alone ♪

♪ No, no, you're ♪ all: ♪ Not alone ♪

- ♪ Take your time, friend, we're not in a rush ♪

- Thanks, guys.

- ♪ You can depend on us ♪

♪ Remember that you're not alone ♪

- Yeah, it's okay.

[all agreeing]

- In my pretend professional opinion,

all you really needed was a hug.

- I think I could even go for another.

- Big hug! - [giggles]

- Come on, gang!

Let's Muppet-ladder to that lever!

[all cheering]

[all grunting]

Going up. - Going up!

[all grunting]

all: Whoa! Whoa!

- Okay, here goes. [lever cranks]

all: Whoa! [all cheering]

- We're right side up again!

- Wow, it looks like you all

really turned this place upside down.

- You have no idea.

- Summer, are you feeling better?

- I sure am, Miss Nanny.

I had bad-day-itis,

but my friends helped me through it.

- Well, that's great. - Miss Nanny?

Could you please read "Seymour the Baby Seal" to us

again now? - [barks]

[laughter] That means yes in baby seal,

so gather round.

all: Yay!

- "Once upon a time, there was a baby seal named Seymour."

[laughs]

[all chattering, laughing]

- Hey, you guys, wanna help me build a stable

for my dragon? - Sorry, Summer.

We're finishing our drawing of Miss Nanny.

- Needs more pink. [both laughing]

- Why don't you ask Animal to help?

He loves unicorns. - And koalas...

and drums and bunnies, day-old pizza,

two-day-old pizza.

- Uh, where is Animal, anyway?

- I don't know. - Animal!

Animal!

- Oh, there he is. - We found you

pretty "easel-y," Animal.

Get it? It's an easel. Ah?

- [sadly] Wocka wocka. [groans]

- Aww. You look sad, Animal.

What's wrong?

- Tooth fairy make Animal sad.

- Hmph. How dare she?

Wait. Miss Nanny,

who's the tooth fairy? - [laughs]

The tooth fairy visits when your tooth falls out.

- [gasps] Your tooth falls out?

- Oh, it doesn't hurt.

As kids get older, their baby teeth fall out

to make room for bigger ones.

You put your tooth under your pillow

before you go to bed, and then she takes it

and leaves you a small present.

- That's right. My great-uncle Schnozzie

used to tell me stories about the tooth fairy.

- [panting] Look, Animal's tooth fall out.

Ah... all: Whoa!

- Well, what did she give you for it?

Tube socks filled with cream cheese?

A bucket full of tuna fish? - Nada.

all: Nothing? - The tooth fairy

didn't leave you anything? - Oh, don't worry, Animal.

I bet the tooth fairy is coming any day now with your present.

Maybe I can find something to cheer you up

in the meantime.

- I don't understand.

Why didn't the tooth fairy leave Animal a present?

- Maybe fairy no like Animal. - Not like you?

But, Animal, you're so Animal-y.

Who wouldn't like you?

- Well, clearly, the tooth fairy.

both: Gonzo! - What?

- There's no way she doesn't like you, Animal.

- [panting] - We should go find

that tooth fairy and tell her she's wrong about you.

- Really? - Of course, really.

We don't want you to be sad. - Yeah, and that tooth fairy

made a big mistake about you, Animal.

- A "fairy" big mistake.

Get it? 'Cause she's the tooth fairy?

Wocka wocka! - Let's roll.

[all cheering] Wait!

Um, does anyone know where the tooth fairy lives?

- I do! It's all in the song

my great-uncle Schnozzie Bear used to sing to me.

[clears throat] - Whoa!

- Kermit, something in an A major, please.

[peppy banjo tune]

♪ ♪

[goat bleating]

♪ High-dee-high up Molar Mountain ♪

♪ Lives a fairy nice and sweet ♪

♪ Who delivers little presents ♪

♪ When you lose one of your teeth ♪

♪ She lives in a toothy castle at the tippy-top of the hill ♪

♪ And this is how you find it if you're ever in Fairyville ♪

♪ Take a walk through the Flossy Forest ♪

♪ Skip by the toothbrush trees ♪

♪ Whistle a little ditty and watch out for cavities ♪

Ah! ♪ And when you've been ♪

♪ A-walking for a little while together ♪

♪ You'll find the castle just beyond ♪

♪ The Minty Mouthwash River ♪

♪ Yes, the tooth fairy lives ♪ on the far side of ♪

♪ The Minty Mouthwash River ♪

- Just on the far side of Minty Mouthwash River?

[laughs] That sounds easy.

- And tasty.

I like minty-flavored toothpaste.

- Minty! all: To Molar Mountain!

Yay!

- Cool, so this is where the tooth fairy lives.

- But how do we find her castle?

- Remember Great-Uncle Schnozzie's song?

We have to go through the Flossy Forest.

And there it is. all: Whoa!

- Let's go! [all cheering]

First, we walk through the Flossy Forest,

then skip by the toothbrush trees,

and whistle a little ditty... [all whistling]

[Animal blowing raspberries]

[upbeat banjo music]

And look out for cavities!

[babbling]

And then when we've walked for a while together,

we'll get to the Minty Mouthwash River.

[all cheering]

- Hey, guys.

- But there's no way to cross the river.

- Uh, guys? - But we have to

so we can ask the tooth fairy where Animal's gift is.

- Yeah! Yeah! - Guys!

all: What? - I've been trying to tell you.

There's a bridge right there.

[suspenseful music]

- Uh, Kermit, can we maybe find a bridge

with, you know, more bridge to it?

- Uh, yeah, one that doesn't look

so dangerous? - Don't worry.

I'll lead the way! Gonzo the Great loves danger!

Too much danger! [all babbling]

- Come on, guys. It's not so bad.

Just don't look down. - What'd she say?

- I think she said, "Look down."

[dramatic musical sting]

[all screaming] - Don't worry.

Stay calm!

[all screaming] - Let's get out of here!

- Or just go ahead and panic. Works for me.

- ♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪ - Ow.

- ♪ Five little Muppets jumping on the bridge ♪

♪ Last one off wins by a smidge ♪

[elegant music]

What? I told you not to look down.

- Phew. That wasn't so bad.

Except for the bridge part. - [gasps]

Look! There it is!

[triumphant music]

Molar Mountain!

Just like Great-Uncle Schnozzie said!

- Um, Fozzie, did Great-Uncle Schnozzie

say anything about a whole lot of stairs?

[gong crashes]

- Um, I think Uncle Schnozzie left that out of the song

on purpose. - Whew.

Maybe we should stretch first?

- Let's go! Tooth fairy! [all panting]

[all groaning]

[all groaning and panting]

- Phew. We made it. - Okay, tooth fairy,

prepare to feel the power of Piggy!

Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

- Hark! Who goes there?

- Um, who are you?

- Nice to meet you, Miss Who Are You.

What can I do you for? Mm, mm.

- We must have the wrong place.

We're looking for the tooth fairy.

- Bingo. You're looking right at him.

all: Huh? - [sniffs]

You tooth fairy?

- But the tooth fairy's a girl. - Uh...

[laughs] Nope. 100% boy.

You know, you guys really shouldn't jump to conclusions.

Fairies come in all shapes and sizes.

- Hey, you look familiar.

Do I know you?

- Nope. Well, don't just stand there.

Come on in.

- Wow. Nice place you got here.

- Oh, it's nothing fancy.

Just a place to hang my fairy hat.

Now, what brings you to this side of Molar Mountain?

- We came to talk to you.

- Why you no like Animal? - Whoa!

Who said I didn't like you? You seem like a likable guy.

- Animal lost a tooth... - Ah!

- And you never left him a special present.

all: Yeah! - What? That's impossible.

Let me check my files. Walk a-this way.

[beatboxing goofily]

[all mimicking tooth fairy]

So let's see. Ah!

A-ni-mal...

Hmm. Hmm.

- Where have I seen that guy before?

- What does it say? What does it say?

- Nada. all: Nothing?

- Nope. He ain't in the book.

- But that's impossible. - Yeah!

Animal tooth fall out, see?

Ah... - Hmm. That it did.

But I don't got your tooth. So sorry.

Buh-bye. - But my great-uncle Schnozzie

said you take everybody's tooth back to your castle.

- And then leave them a present.

- Well, did you take care of your tooth

after it fell out? - Yeah.

- Did you take it to bed with you?

- Yeah, yeah. - And did you put it

under your pillow? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh. No.

all: No? - [scoffs] Figures.

- Animal, you forgot to put your tooth

under your pillow? - Animal no forget.

Animal just no remember.

- Oh, that makes sense.

Wait. So where's your tooth?

- In Animal's pocket. See?

[triumphant music]

Here, tooth fairy. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you trying to do, get me fired?

I can't take that tooth.

- What? Why not? - Hey, there are rules

to being a tooth fairy, you know?

You gotta eat your veggies, you gotta wear the tutu,

and you never, ever take a tooth that you didn't find

under a pillow.

So put the tooth under a pillow, okay?

- But where are we gonna find a pillow?

- Hey, don't look at me.

I already called dibs on this pillow.

all: Gonzo!

- Okay, okay.

But I really needed a nap after those stairs.

- Go on, Animal.

Put your tooth under the pillow.

- Okay.

- All right, everybody, let's hide.

[all laughing]

- [whistling]

Oh, look! A pillow.

I wonder if Animal put his tooth under it.

[gasps] What are the chances?

This tooth is something else, Animal.

You must brush three times a day.

- [panting] Yeah. Three times.

Three times! - Hold this.

A tooth this exquisite deserves an extra-special present.

Strike a pose for me, will ya?

[elegant music]

[babbling and grunting]

Hoo-hah! Looking good,

and that's the "tooth"!

And...voilà!

I call this one "Animal's Tooth."

- [gasps] Animal love.

- Be careful, the toothpaste is still a little wet.

- Oh, sorry. - I think we owe you

an apology, Mr. Tooth Fairy, sir.

- Yes, we should not have jumped to the conclusion

that you didn't like Animal.

- Who wouldn't like Animal?

I mean, look at the guy.

- Got it! You look just like Rizzo

who hangs out in our playroom! - Whoops!

Time for my afternoon brushing!

[magical music]

- Hey, where'd that rat go? - Hi, kids.

Oh! What a lovely painting.

- Animal tooth! From tooth fairy!

- The tooth fairy gave you that?

Hmm. Well, I guess you get

two presents for your last tooth, because...

[singsongy] Look what I brought.

- Oh! Strawberry, strawberry!

Ha-ha! [munching]

- Animal, what's wrong?

- Look, new tooth!

all: Yay! - Wait, where are you going?

- Brush new tooth! [laughs]

- Aha! I knew it!

Rizzo is the tooth fairy. - Who, me?

Gotta go!

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪