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[upbeat music]

- ♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

♪ When your world looks kind of weird ♪

♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪

♪ Close your eyes and make believe ♪

♪ That you can be anywhere ♪

♪ Kermit loves adventure, Miss Piggy is a star ♪

♪ Summer loves to paint, and Fozzie's jokes are... ♪

- Wocka wocka! - Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.

- ♪ Animal's on drums, Gonzo's off in a flash ♪

♪ Everybody duck, 'cause I think he's gonna... ♪

- Is everything all right out here?

all: Yes, Miss Nanny.

- ♪ Muppet Babies, they make their dreams come true ♪

♪ Muppet Babies ♪

♪ They'll do the same for you ♪

[tire screeches]

- Animal cleans up.

[motorcycle noises]

- Okay, everybody hide.

One, two, three-- - Hide and seek!

- Four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine...

- I'll hide here.

No, here.

- Let's see. Got to find a good hiding spot.

Oh, I'll hide under the table.

- I'm under the table.

- Oops, sorry. Whoa, mama.

Where do I hide? Where do I hide?

- Ooh, the art closet.

Summer will never find me in here.

Wow, this is the perfect hiding spot.

I can't believe no one else thought of it.

[sniffs] Ew, well there is kind of

a weird smell in here.

- Yah, closet stink.

- Oh, hi, Animal. - Shh, hiding.

[door clicks] - Hah, Summer will never

find me in here.

- Ready or not, here I come!

- [giggling]

[sniffs] This is one smelly closet.

It's like all my dirty socks

invited a bunch of old banana peels

to a stinky garbage party in Smelly Town.

- Hi, Gonzo. - Oh, Kermit.

You're in here too?

- And Animal.

- Ew, it smells even stronger over here.

Kermit, what is it?

- I don't know, Gonzo. But we have to stay

in here or Summer will find us.

- Okay. I can do it.

I can't take it anymore.

- Yeah, I give up. It's just too stinky.

- Found ya! - [groans]

- And we found the smelliest closet in the world.

- Summer no find Animal!

- Found you now.

- Aww. - [sniffs] Ew...

I think that stink followed us out of the closet.

- I think that stink is Animal.

- Or there could be a warthog eating

garlic sandwiches in there.

[sniffs] No. No, no, no. It's-it's Animal.

- Animal, when was the last time

you took a bath? - Bath?

- Huh? - What's going on?

Ew, it smells like rotten cheese

stuffed in dirty sneakers.

- That's Animal. I told him he needed a bath

and he ran away.

- We got to get him clean

or the playroom's gonna be stinky forever.

- No bath! - There he goes.

Follow that stinky animal!

- [grumbling]

- Where'd he go? - Animal?

- Come out, come out wherever you are.

- Shh, buzz off. Or friends gonna find Animal.

- Animal. Uh, we can see you.

- And smell you.

- Ew. Something smells bad.

- Maybe it's one of the bear's jokes.

Those are all bad.

both: [laughing]

- [laughs] Good one, Mr. Statler and Mr. Waldorf.

Hey, wait...

- Oof, Animal. How'd you get so stinky?

- Uh...

Eggy, egg, egg, egg, egg.

Sunny-side Animal. Heh heh.

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. - [chittering]

- Animal, That's not a cat, that's a--

[foghorn wails]

Skunk.

- What kind of sandwich you got there, Animal?

- Stinky cheese.

Roll, roll. Roll in the mud.

[laughs]

Ooh, hi, onion.

- Oh, that's why he's stinky.

- Animal, why don't you just wash up?

- Wash what? - Wash up.

You know, take a bath.

That way you'll smell as fresh as a rose.

Like moi. - Yeah!

And after you clean up, we can play again.

Without it being so stinky.

- Animal no want wash.

Animal want play!

Ah-ha-ha! Play!

- Guys, I've got an idea.

- Yah-ha-ha-ha!

Ooh. Animal car.

Vroom, vroom!

- Animal, how about you play

during washup time?

I love to play in the bathtub

and pretend I'm a mermaid.

- I pretend I'm an explorer in a submarine.

- I pretend I'm a giant sea chicken.

[chicken caws]

What? They exist.

- I tell jokes to my rubber duckies.

Here's a doozy.

What kind of dance do you do on top of a water faucet?

A tap dance!

Get it? Huh?

- Animal no want joke.

Animal want play with car.

[laughs]

Vroom, vroom.

- Well, that didn't work.

- So, if Animal won't take a bath,

how are we going to get him clean?

- Uh, why don't we try washing him with the hose?

- Hey, good idea.

- Car-y, car, car. Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Huh?

Vroom, vroom, vroom...

- Okay, Gonzo. Turn on the water.

- Okeydokey.

all: Whoa!

[objects rattle]

- Vroom, vroom, vroom...

- Well, that didn't work.

- Maybe we could try water balloons.

- Okay, on three, we'll drop

these water balloons filled with soapy water on him.

One, two, three.

[springs boing]

[whistling]

all: Uh-oh.

[water splashes]

- Yay! Bubbles. [laughs]

- That didn't work either.

- Uh... I got nothing.

All he wants to do is play with his car.

- Car...

Hey, if Animal wants to play

with his car and we want Animal to wash up,

we should give his car a bath.

- And while his car is getting a bath...

- He'll get clean too.

- An Animal-car-bath-wash-time spectacular!

Or, car wash, for short.

[cheering]

- Vroom, vroom, go, Animal car.

[laughs]

- Oh, Animal.

- That's a really cool car you got there.

- What would make it even cooler

is if it were shiny.

- Shiny?

- Clean and shiny.

- Bleh, Animal no like clean.

- I think you're gonna like it.

We'll show you. - Hit it!

♪ ♪

♪ all: Car wash ♪

♪ Rolling through the car wash ♪

♪ Car wash ♪

♪ Roll on through the car wash ♪

- ♪ When your animal feels all covered in mud ♪

- ♪ And you want to get it shiny today ♪

- ♪ Just drive yourself through the car wash, yeah ♪

♪ And wash that stink away ♪

all: ♪ We're all scrubbing down until we're clean ♪

- ♪ And for you, there's no admission fee ♪

- Huh? - That means it's free.

all: ♪ At the car wash ♪

♪ Rolling through the car wash ♪

♪ Car wash ♪

♪ Roll on through the car wash ♪

♪ ♪

[bell dings]

Yay!

- Whoo-hoo! - Wocka, wocka!

- Your turn, Animal.

- Wanna get your car shiny and clean in the car wash?

- No.

all: No?

- Oops, I mean, no, thank you.

- What? Why not?

- Animal no like clean cars.

Animal like dirty cars! Whoo-hoo!

Beep-beep. [sputtering]

Animal stay dirty forever!

- Follow that stink!

[cheering]

- Don't wait for me.

I think the car wash rusted my wheels.

- [laughs]

Whoo-hoo-hoo! [laughing]

- Animal, just give the car wash a chance.

- We want you to get clean so that...

[sniffs] Ew... we can all have fun together again!

That smells like a trash can filled with rotten fish.

- Dirt more fun!

Mud more fun!

Dust more fun!

[laughs] Mess more fun!

- Oh, my beautiful tricycle is all dirty.

- It's like we went through the car wash backwards

and now we're even dirtier than Animal.

- Hey, what if there was the opposite of a car wash?

- A place for cars who like dirt?

- And dust? - And being stinky?

all: [gasp]

- Hit it!

[upbeat music]

all: ♪ Dirty zone ♪

♪ Welcome to the dirty zone ♪

♪ Dirty zone ♪

♪ Welcome to the dirty zone ♪

- ♪ It's the dirtiest ♪ - ♪ Stinkiest ♪

- ♪ Place on earth ♪ - ♪ Full of trash ♪

- ♪ And mud ♪ - ♪ And flies ♪

- ♪ If you like messes, it's the place for you ♪

Except it's still a car wash in disguise.

- Good idea.

- What that?

The "Dirty Zone"?

[laughs]

Dirty zone! Dirty zone!

[laughs]

all: ♪ Dirty zone ♪

♪ Welcome to the dirty zone ♪

- Dirty zone.

- Oh, Animal. You look squeaky clean.

- Whoa, what happened?

- We did it! We got Animal clean.

- You trick Animal.

- Oh, I guess we did trick you. Oops.

- But you smell better.

- Animal does smell better.

- Just like I said. Fresh as a rose.

You smell almost as fabulous as me.

- Animal fabulous?

- Animal smells super fabulous!

- And we can play with you again

'cause you're not stinky anymore!

- We're sorry, Animal. We just wanted to show you

that bath time can be fun time.

- Bath time is fun time!

But...

Dirty time fun too!

Clean time!

Dirty time.

Clean!

- So, he likes to get clean...

- So he can get dirty again.

- Fun!

- Hey, that does look fun.

What do you say, guys?

- Fun, fun, fun! [cheering]

all: Dirty!

all: Clean!

- Hey, Miss Nanny, wanna get dirty and clean with us?

- [laughs] That's okay, Kermit.

I think I'll just stay clean.

- Suit yourself.

all: Dirty!

all: Clean! - Yeah!

both: Best Pals Pizza Parlor Palace!

- Mmm, meatballs.

- Mmm, olives.

- Get started on lunch, kids.

I'll be out with the apple slices in a sec.

all: Okay, Miss Nanny.

- Oh, boy, it's time again for my favorite game.

Lunch! - [giggles]

Oh, Gonzo, lunch is not a game.

- It is if you eat your lunch like I do.

I, the great Gonzo, will now guess

exactly what's in my lunchbox.

- Here we go again.

- I'm sensing that it will be

my all-time favorite food,

a mustard and pickle sandwich!

[record scratches]

Aww. Cream cheese and jelly.

- Gonzo, you always guess the same thing.

- Which means one day I'll be right.

- Well, moi's favorite food is not

a mustard and pickle sandwich.

It's a soufflé.

- Ooh, what's that?

- Mm, I'm not sure.

But it's French and sounds fancy, doesn't it?

- My favorite food is frozen tuna fish.

- Animal favorite food is animal crackers.

- Tasty.

- I know what your favorite food is, Fozzie.

- And I know what yours is too.

both: Pizza!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You both have

the same favorite food?

both: Of course we do.

- That's just one of the things

that makes Kermit and I best friends.

- Pizza make you best friends? - No, Animal.

both: Agreeing on everything does!

- Hmm... You two agree on everything?

- Yup, or my name isn't Fozzie Bear.

- Let's show 'em how we always agree, Fozzie.

- Okay, Kermit.

- We agree on how high to swing on the tire swing.

both: This high!

- How fast to spin on the merry-go-round.

both: This fast! Whoa, too fast, too fast!

- We even agree on how to build

the perfect sand sculpture.

both: Like this. Ta-da.

- Wow, you two really do agree on everything.

- Yup, especially what kind of pizza we like.

- Deep dish with meatballs! - Thin crust with olives!

Huh? - Hey.

That gives me a great idea.

Kermit, we should open up a pizza parlor together.

- Two best friends who agree on everything

agreeing to open a pizza parlor together?

That is a great idea, Fozzie.

- Well, I hope you invite me to your restaurant.

I love pizza.

- Of course we will, Miss Nanny.

- Sounds great. Looking forward to it.

- Hear that? We've got a customer already.

And we haven't even opened our restaurant yet.

Come on, you guys. Let's go make some pizza.

[cheering]

This'll be the greatest best friend thing

we've ever done.

- Oh, I can taste the pizza already.

Ladies and gentlemen. - Welcome to the grand opening

of our restaurant...

both: Best Pals Pizza...

- Parlor! - Palace!

- Huh? Wait.

Did you just say palace?

- I sure did.

- [gasps] It's beautiful.

- A little stuffy if you ask me.

There's no telling what they charge

for a calzone in a place like this.

- Kermit, our restaurant is a little fancy.

Don't you think? - A little fancy?

No, no, no, no, no. It's a lot fancy.

We have one of the finest

fine-dining restaurants in town.

- [gulps] We do?

- Yup, this place is so high class,

I even invited the town's pickiest eater, Rizzo,

to come try our pizza later today.

- [gulps] You did?

- I just love this place. Don't you?

- I... I...

- [sighs]

- Of course I do.

Because we're best friends.

And best friends agree on everything.

- Waiter! Oh, waiter!

- That's you. Here.

I'll get started in the kitchen.

- I guess fancy is good. - Waiter!

- Duh, coming, ma'am. Uh, welcome.

What can I get you? - "What can I get you?"

That's not how a waiter in a fancy restaurant talks.

You mean, "What may I get you?"

- Sorry.

What may I get you? - That's better.

- We'll have the thin crust pizza with olives, please.

- Oh, it sounds scrumptious.

- Coming right up.

One thin crust pizza with olives.

- Got it. - Hey, waiter.

We're ready to order too.

- Coming, sir.

- What can I-- I mean,

what may I get you?

- Animal and I will have the deep dish pizza

with meatballs and extra sauce.

- Extra meatballs!

- Actually, hold the sauce.

You probably charge extra for

that sort of thing, don't ya?

- Fozzie, we don't serve deep dish pizza.

Or meatballs.

- [gasps] We don't?

- We only serve thin crust with olives.

It's my favorite.

- But deep dish with meatballs is my favorite.

- [sighs] Mine too.

But we'll have the olive pizza.

Just hold the olives, will ya?

- Order up.

- On my way, Kermit.

- Here you go, Fozzie.

- Kermit, I don't think I can carry all this.

- Of course you can. All waiters

in fancy restaurants carry food like that.

- If you say so. I'll give it a tryyy...

Whoa! Okay.

Your pizza, madaaam... [yelling]

- Oh, no!

- Oh! [groans]

- [grumbling]

How did such a fancy restaurant hire such a clumsy waiter?

- Sorry, Piggy.

- You okay, Fozzie?

- Not really. This isn't at all

how I pictured our pizza place.

- It's not? Why didn't you say so?

- Because you're my best friend.

- Exactly. And we agree on everything.

Which means I'll love the pizza place

your way too.

- Really, Kermit? - Of course. Ahem.

Excuse me, everyone. We have an announcement.

- There's been a slight change of plan.

Welcome to Best Pals Pizza Parlor!

[air horn blaring] - Ah!

- Now, this is more like it.

High score, here I come. Yeah!

- This restaurant only serves deep dish with meatballs

and extra sauce? - Awesome!

- I don't think we're ever getting

our olive pizza.

- Ooh...

Parlor have drums.

[fast percussive music]

- Nice one.

So, Kermit, what do you think?

- Well, it's, uh... It's, um...

- [sighs]

- It's great, Fozzie.

- I knew you'd love it. Because we're best friends,

and best friends always agree.

- We sure do. [laughs]

- You get back in the kitchen, and I'll get

this pizza party started.

Ah? Ah? - [groans]

♪ ♪

- Ordering. Two deep dish pizzas

with meatballs and extra sauce.

- What? - I said...

two deep dish pizzas with meatballs

and extra sauce! - I can't hear you!

- Thanks, Kermit. I love you too.

Ooh, I got to get on stage.

- Fozzie, I didn't hear...

- Heya, heya, heya, wocka, wocka, wocka!

I just wanted to thank all of you for coming.

But don't worry about paying for your pizza

because we're already rolling in the dough!

Get it? Dough?

[drum roll] - Ah!

- But seriously, I love pizza with every inch of my body.

You can say I love it from my head

to my toes! Get it? Tomatoes!

- You're right. We're never going to get our pizza.

Waiter! Waiter! - Ah!

- So then I says, it's crust around the corner!

- High score! [air horn blares]

- Ah!

- That's not the Colosseum.

That's the Leaning Tower of Pizza!

[drum roll] - Ah!

- She stole a pizza my heart.

- Waiter! - Ah!

- Slice to meet ya! - Yes!

- [screaming] [air horn blaring]

[panting] - Kermit, I need those pizzas.

Oh, my gosh. What happened in here?

Are you okay? - Sorry, Fozzie.

But this isn't how I pictured

our restaurant either.

It's way too loud, and it doesn't serve

the kind of pizza I like.

- But the other way was too quiet

and didn't serve the kind of pizza I like.

- I guess we were wrong.

We don't agree on everything.

- So... we're not best friends

like we thought we were?

[bell rings]

- Hey, can I get some service over here?

- Oh, no, I completely forgot I invited Rizzo

to come try our pizza.

- Hey, you two. I'll have your tastiest pizza

on the double.

both: Right away, Mr. Rizzo, sir.

- Uh, he's the pickiest eater in town.

Only the perfect pizza will please him.

- Then that's what we'll have to make,

and there's only one pizza for the job.

Thin crust with olives! - Deep dish with meatballs

and extra sauce! both: Huh?

- What do we do? - I don't know!

Well, we gotta make something.

- I know.

- Thin crust coming right up.

- Uh, deep dish on the way!

both: [grunting]

[pots crashing] - Wait, not there!

- Holy anchovies. What's going on in there?

- You should have tried their other restaurant.

It was way nicer.

- But not nearly as fun. both: [screaming]

- Thinner! - Meatballs!

- It's got to be thinner! - I need my meatballs!

- Where's the flour? - Where'd the sauce go?

- Come on, come on.

- And... - Done! Oh, no.

It's half thin crust with olives

and half deep dish with meatballs.

- But that pizza doesn't make any sense.

We can't serve this. - Hey!

What's the holdup in there?

- I don't think we have a choice.

- Uh, Mr. Rizzo, sir? - We have your pizza.

- Well, it's about time.

[sniffs]

Hmm... Mmm...

Mmm... Hmm...

[dramatic music swells] [gulps]

What did you feed me?

both: Umm... well...

- Thin crust with olives. - Deep dish with meatballs

and extra sauce.

- It's...

It's.... both: [winces]

- It's the best thing I've ever tasted.

- It is? - But it's two totally

different types of pizza.

- That's what makes it great.

It's both fancy and fun.

Classy and gooey.

Half olive and half meatball.

It's brilliant.

- Yeah, but wait'll he gets the bill.

- Did you say... olive?

- Meatball! - I said both.

And there's plenty for everyone.

Dig in!

all: Mmm...

[indistinct chatter]

- This pizza is fancy.

Just like a certain frog I know.

- And it's fun, like Fozzie.

- A perfect mix. Just like you two.

You work great together even though you're different.

both: Thanks. - You know, Fozzie?

We'll always be best friends.

Even if we don't agree on everything.

- You said it, Kermit. And I think

I have a new name for our restaurant.

The Best Pals Pizza Parlor Palace!

all: Yay!

- Now, that I agree with.

- Oh, boys!

Do my two little chefs have a slice for me?

- Coming right up, Miss Nanny.

both: Order up!

- It looks delicious. What kind is it?

- It's half olive... - And half meatball!

- Perfect!

Because that's my favorite.

both: Ours too! [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- [giggles]

- Wocka wocka!

- [clucks] - [chirps]

[car horn honks]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

[grunts]

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

♪ ♪